Candide Notes
Candide Notes
Summary: Chapter 14
Candide s new valet Cacambo is fond of his master and urges Candide to follow the
old woman s advice. Cacambo tells Candide not to worry about Cunégonde because God a
lways takes care of women. Cacambo suggests that they fight on the side of the r
ebellious Paraguayan Jesuits. The two reach the rebel guard and ask to speak to
the colonel, but the colonel orders their weapons and their horses seized. A ser
geant tells Candide and Cacambo that the colonel does not have time to see them
and that the Father Provincial hates Spaniards. He gives them three hours to get
out of the province. Cacambo informs the sergeant that Candide is German. The c
olonel agrees to see him.
Candide and Cacambo are led to the colonel s lavish pavilion. Their weapons and ho
rses are returned. It turns out that the colonel is Cunégonde s brother, now the bar
on of Thunder-ten-tronckh. Candide and the baron embrace one another in tearful
joy. Candide reports that Cunégonde also survived the attack and that she is with
the governor. While they wait for the Father Provincial, the colonel tells his s
tory.
Summary: Chapter 15
When the Bulgars attacked the castle, the colonel was left unconscious and appea
red dead. He was thrown into a cart full of corpses and taken to a Jesuit chapel
for burial. A Jesuit sprinkling holy water on the bodies noticed the colonel s ey
es moving, and immediately made arrangements for the colonel s care. After three w
eeks the colonel recovered completely. Being a very pretty boy, he earned the tende
r friendship of a highly regarded Jesuit and eventually became a Jesuit himself.
He was sent to Paraguay, where he became a colonel as well as a priest.
The colonel hopes to bring Cunégonde to Paraguay. Candide says he wishes to do the
same because he plans to marry her. This statement infuriates the colonel, as C
andide is not of the nobility. Candide claims that he agrees with Pangloss s state
ment that all men are equal, and reminds the colonel how much he has done for Cu
négonde and how happily she agreed to marry him. The colonel slaps Candide with hi
s sword, and Candide responds by running the colonel through with his own sword.
Candide bursts into tears. Cacambo rushes into the room. He dresses Candide in
the colonel s habit, and they flee the pavilion.
Summary: Chapter 16
Candide and Cacambo end up in a strange country with no roads. They see two nake
d women running in a meadow pursued by two monkeys biting at their legs. Candide
hopes he can rescue the women and gain their assistance, and so he kills the mo
nkeys. However, instead of being grateful the women fall to the ground and weep
over the dead monkeys. Cacambo informs Candide that the monkeys were the women s l
overs. Candide and Cacambo hide in a thicket where they fall asleep.
They awaken to find themselves bound and surrounded by a tribe of fierce natives
known as Biglugs. The Biglugs rejoice, excited that they are going to get reven
ge on the Jesuits by eating one. Cacambo tells them in their language that Candi
de is not a Jesuit. He explains that Candide killed a Jesuit and wore the Jesuit
habit to escape. He urges the Biglugs to take the habit to the border and ask t
he guards to confirm the story. The Biglugs do so and discover that Cacambo is t
elling the truth. They show Candide and Cacambo the greatest hospitality and acc
ompany them to the edge of their territory. Candide affirms his faith in the per
fection of the world.
Summary: Chapter 17
Cacambo and Candide continue to travel, but their horses die and their food runs
out. They find an abandoned canoe and row down a river, hoping to find signs of
civilization. After a day, their canoe smashes against some rocks.
Cacambo and Candide make their way to a village, where they find children playin
g with emeralds, rubies, and diamonds. When the village schoolmaster calls the c
hildren, they leave the jewels on the ground. Candide tries to give the jewels t
o the schoolmaster, but the schoolmaster merely throws them back to the ground.
Cacambo and Candide visit the village inn, which looks like a European palace. T
he people inside speak Cacambo s native language. Cacambo and Candide eat a grand
meal and try to pay for it with two large gold pieces they picked up off the gro
und. The landlord laughs at them for trying to give him pebbles. Moreover, the gov
ernment maintains all inns for free. Candide believes that this is the place in
the world where everything is for the best.
Summary: Chapter 18
Cacambo and Candide go to see the village sage, a 172-year-old man. The sage exp
lains that his people have vowed never to leave their kingdom, which is called E
ldorado. High mountains surround the kingdom, so no outsiders can get in, making
Eldorado safe from European conquests. They also have a God whom they thank eve
ry day for giving them what they need. No religious persecution occurs because e
veryone agrees about everything.
Cacambo and Candide visit the king. They embrace him according to customs explai
ned by one of his servants, and such familiarity and equality of address with a
monarch shocks them. Candide asks to see the courts and prisons and learns there
are none. Rather, there are schools devoted to the sciences and philosophy.
After a month, Candide decides that he cannot stay in Eldorado as long as Cunégond
e is not there. He decides to take as many Eldorado pebbles with him as he can. Th
e king considers the plan foolish, but sets his architects to work building a ma
chine to lift Candide, Cacambo, and 102 swift sheep loaded down with jewels out
of the deep valley. Candide hopes to pay Don Fernando for Cunégonde and buy a king
dom for himself.
Summary: Chapter 19
Cacambo and Candide lose all but two sheep as they travel to Surinam, but the la
st two sheep still carry a sizable fortune. Cacambo and Candide meet a slave on
the road who is missing a leg and a hand. The slave tells them that his own moth
er sold him to his cruel master, Vanderdendur. He tells them of the misery of sl
avery, and his words prompt Candide to renounce Pangloss s optimism.
Candide sends Cacambo to retrieve Cunégonde and the old woman. Meanwhile, Candide
tries to secure passage to Venice, and Vanderdendur offers his ship. When Candid
e readily agrees to Vanderdendur s high price, Vanderdendur deduces that Candide s s
heep are carrying a fortune. Candide puts his sheep on board in advance, and Van
derdendur sails off without him, taking much of Candide s fortune.
Candide, at great expense, tries but fails to obtain compensation through the le
gal system. He then books passage on a ship sailing for France and announces tha
t he will pay passage plus a good sum of money to the most unhappy man in the pr
ovince. Out of the crowd of applicants, Candide chooses a scholar who was robbed
by his wife, beaten by his son, and forsaken by his daughter.
Summary: Chapter 20
Candide still has a little money and a few jewels, and hopes to use what he has
to recover Cunégonde. His love and remaining fortune momentarily renew his faith i
n Pangloss s philosophy. Martin the scholar, on the other hand, maintains that God
has abandoned the world because men kill and maim one another everywhere. En ro
ute to Bordeaux, Martin and Candide watch a battle between two ships. One ship s
inks and its crew perishes. Candide finds his sheep in the water and realizes th
at the defeated ship belonged to Vanderdendur. Candide claims that there is some
good in the world because Vanderdendur has met with just punishment, but Martin
asks why Vanderdendur s crew had to die with him.
Summary: Chapter 21
When the coast of France is in sight, Candide asks Martin if he has ever been to
Paris. Martin says he has, and describes his previous encounters with the Frenc
h and his disgust at what he calls their lack of manners. Candide asks Martin wh
y the world was made, and Martin replies, To make us mad. Candide then asks Martin
if he believes that men have always done evil things to one another. Martin rep
lies with a question, asking Candide if hawks have always eaten pigeons. When Ca
ndide answers yes, Martin counters that if the rest of nature s beasts do not chan
ge, then men do not either. Candide disagrees, claiming that men have free will.
Summary: Chapter 22
The ship arrives in France, and Candide buys a carriage so that he and Martin ca
n continue to travel together. They decide to visit Paris, but Candide becomes i
ll upon arriving at their hotel. Candide wears a large diamond on his hand that
attracts a great number of new friends, including two physicians, who force thei
r services on him. The physicians only succeed in making Candide sicker. Candide
and Martin meet an abbé of Perigord and play cards with him and his friends. The
other players cheat, and Candide loses a great deal of money. The abbé takes Candi
de and Martin to visit the Marquise of Parolignac. While there, Candide argues w
ith a philosopher about whether everything is for the best in this world. The ph
ilosopher states that the world is in a state of unending warfare. The Marquise se
duces Candide and steals his jeweled rings.
By manipulating Candide, the abbé learns that Candide has not received a letter fr
om Cunégonde. The next morning, Candide receives a letter signed Cunégonde with the ne
ws that she is ill in Paris and wishes him to visit her. Candide and Martin are
conducted into a dark room. The maidservant explains that Candide may not view C
unégonde because light would be harmful to her. Candide gives diamonds and gold to
the woman he believes to be Cunégonde. The abbé arrives with a squad of officers an
d orders Martin and Candide arrested as suspicious strangers. Candide bribes an of
ficer with diamonds, and the officer lets them go. The officer s brother, after be
ing given more diamonds, puts Candide and Martin on a ship bound for England.
Summary: Chapter 23
When the ship is near shore, Martin and Candide witness the execution of an admi
ral. They learn that England executes admirals periodically to encourage the res
t of the fleet to fight harder, and that this particular admiral was sentenced t
o death for failing to incite his men to get closer to the enemy during a battle
with the French in Canada. Candide refuses to set foot in England and arranges
for the captain of the ship to take him to Venice, where he is certain he will b
e reunited with Cunégonde.
Summary: Chapter 24
When Candide fails to find Cunégonde and Cacambo after several months in Venice, h
e falls into despair. He begins to agree with Martin s claim that the world is mis
ery. Martin scolds Candide for trusting a valet with a fortune of millions, and
repeats his argument that there is little virtue and little happiness on the eart
h.
On the street, Candide sees a pretty young woman and a young monk walking arm-in
-arm with happy expressions on their faces. When he approaches them, he discover
s that the girl is Paquette and the monk is named Brother Giroflée. Paquette, Pang
loss s old mistress, confirms Pangloss s story that he caught syphilis from her. A s
urgeon took pity on Paquette and cured her, and in return she became the surgeon s
mistress. The surgeon s jealous wife beat Paquette every day, but the surgeon tir
ed of his wife and poisoned her while treating her for a common cold. His wife s f
amily sued him, so he fled. Paquette was sent to prison but the judge granted he
r freedom on the condition that she become his mistress. When the judge tired of
Paquette he turned her out, and she resorted to prostitution. Brother Giroflée is
one of her clients, and Paquette appears happy to please him. Giroflée s parents ha
ve forced him into the monastery to increase his older brother s fortune. Giroflée h
ates the monastery because it is rife with petty intrigue. Candide gives the two
money to ease their sorrows.
Summary: Chapter 25
Candide visits Count Pococurante in Venice. The wealthy count has a marvelous co
llection of art and books, but he is unable to enjoy any of it. He finds the pai
ntings of Raphael unpleasant and the works of Homer, Horace, and Milton tiresome
. The count once pretended to appreciate these things in front of others, but is
now unable to pretend, and scorns those who admire everything in a well-known au
thor. The count s brashness astonishes Candide, who has never been trained to judge
for himself, but Martin finds the count s remarks reasonable. Candide thinks the
count must be a genius because nothing pleases him. Martin explains that there i
s some pleasure in having no pleasure.
Summary: Chapter 26
During Venice s Carnival season, Candide and Martin are dining with six strangers
in an inn when they encounter Cacambo, who is now the slave of one of the six st
rangers. Cacambo explains that Cunégonde is in Constantinople and offers to bring
Candide to her. Summoned by his master, he is unable to say any more. Candide an
d Martin converse with their dinner companions and discover that each is a depos
ed king from a different corner of Europe. One of them, Theodore of Corsica, is
the poorest and least fortunate, and the others each offer him twenty sequins. C
andide gives him a diamond worth one hundred times that sum. The kings wonder ab
out his identity and the sources of his generosity.
Summary: Chapter 27
On the way to Constantinople with Cacambo and his master, Candide and Martin lea
rn that Cacambo bought Cunégonde and the old woman from Don Fernando, but that a p
irate abducted them and sold them as slaves. Cunégonde has grown horribly ugly, bu
t Candide resolves to love her anyway. Candide purchases Cacambo s freedom. Upon a
rriving in Turkey, Candide recognizes two galley slaves as the baron and Panglos
s. Candide also buys their freedom.
Summary: Chapter 28
While the group travels to rescue Cunégonde, the baron and Pangloss tell their sto
ries. The baron bears no ill will toward Candide for stabbing him. After his wou
nd healed, Spanish troops attacked him and sent him to jail in Buenos Aires. The
baron eventually returned to Rome to serve his Jesuit order, but was caught bat
hing naked with a young Turkish man and sent to the galleys.
The executioner who was to hang Pangloss was inexperienced in hangings and made
the noose badly, so Pangloss survived. A surgeon bought Pangloss s body for dissec
tion. Pangloss regained consciousness after being cut open, and the startled sur
geon sewed him closed again. Pangloss then traveled to Constantinople. He entere
d a mosque and saw a pretty young woman drop her nosegay from her bosom. Panglos
s picked it up and returned it to her bosom with the most respectful attentions. H
er male companion thought he was taking too long with it, so he had Pangloss arr
ested. Pangloss was then whipped and sent to the galleys. However, he still beli
eves that pre-established harmony is the finest notion in the world.
Summary: Chapter 29
Candide purchases the old woman, Cunégonde, and a small farm. Cunégonde reminds Cand
ide of his promise to marry her. Though horrified by her ugliness, Candide does
not dare refuse. However, the baron again declares that he will not live to see
his sister marry beneath her rank.
Summary: Chapter 30
"I should like to know which is worse, being raped a hundred times by negro
pirates . . . or . . . just sitting here and doing nothing?"
Pangloss draws up a formal treatise declaring that the baron has no rights over
his sister. Martin is in favor of drowning the baron. Cacambo suggests that they
return the baron to the galleys without telling Cunégonde, and that is the course
they choose.
Cunégonde grows uglier and more disagreeable every day. Cacambo works in the garde
n of the small farm. He hates the work and curses his fate. Pangloss is unhappy
because he has no chance of becoming an important figure in a German university.
Martin is patient because he imagines that in any other situation he would be e
qually unhappy. They all debate philosophy while the misery of the world continu
es. Pangloss still maintains that everything is for the best but no longer truly
believes it. Paquette and Giroflée arrive at the farm, having squandered the mone
y Candide gave them. They are still unhappy, and Paquette is still a prostitute.
The group consults a famous dervish (Muslim holy man) about questions of good an
d evil. The dervish rebukes them for caring about such questions and shuts the d
oor in their faces. Later, the group stops at a roadside farm. The farmer kindly
invites them to a pleasant dinner. He only has a small farm, but he and his fam
ily work hard on it and live a tolerable existence.
Candide finds the farmer s life appealing. He, Cunégonde, and his friends decide to
follow it, and everyone is satisfied by hard work in the garden. Pangloss sugges
ts to Candide once again that this is the best of possible worlds. Candide respo
nds, That is very well put . . . but we must cultivate our garden.