Albert Einstein Impersonation

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Albert Einstein

Hi there! You might be wondering what I was doing. Well, you see, I was just working on some
formulas. I was into this very interesting discovery, and I think that I am not far from discovering
something really amazing, something worth your time, something explosive!

Oh no, if you’re thinking that I am your typical nerd guy in school, you are actually mistaken.
Unlike other boys, I hated the boring spirit in school. That’s why, when my family’s business
repeatedly failed, I actually felt very happy to have an excuse to withdraw from school. (Laughs)
you might think it’s weird but that’s true. I often cut classes and used the time to study physics
on my own or to play my beloved violin. I passed my examinations and graduated in 1900 by
studying the notes of my classmate. My professors did not think highly of me and would not
recommend me for a university position.

Well, I am here now inside this laboratory finishing this extraordinary discovery that would
change the world.

Oh yes! I’ve found what’s going to complete my equation - e=mc2 , where e is energy, m is mass,
and c is the speed of light. In an atomic bomb blast, a very small amount of matter is converted
to its equivalent in energy, creating an IMMENSE EXPLOSION.

Please excuse me. I need to report this to U.S. president Franklin D. Roosevelt. Wait! Did I
already tell you my name? If I haven’t, I am so sorry. I am Albert Einstein – the one responsible
for the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the two great cities of Japan because of my
invention – the Atomic Bomb.

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