Atlanta
Atlanta
Atlanta
"Club Man"
written by
T. Ford
[email protected]
COLD OPEN
AL
(sotto)
Man, I don't like this place.
EARN
You don't like it because it's
nice.
AL
Fuck is that supposed to mean?
EARN
You tend to get insecure at places
like this. It's okay. I do too. I
just handle it better.
AL
(scoffs)
I can handle it fine. I'm just
saying, man. Thirty dollars for
some spaghetti?
EARN
Please don't make a scene about
spaghetti. We really need to
impress this agent if you want to
get on this showcase.
AL
(getting angry)
I said I can handle it fine.
An awkward silence.
AL (CONT’D)
Is he even showing up?
EARN
Maybe he messaged me. He may just
be running late or something.
2.
EARN
I'm not tense. I'm just stressed
out about this meeting, and now I
can't remember my password.
AL
You need to get a new girlfriend,
man. Van kept your shit mellow.
Earn pretends not to hear that. A waiter, TRAVIS, approaches
the table.
TRAVIS
Good afternoon, gentlemen. My name
is Travis. I will be your waiter
this afternoon.
The men barely look up.
AL EARN
Yeah. Yeah.
TRAVIS
Have you dined with us before?
EARN
No, we're actually waiting for a
third.
TRAVIS
Gotcha. Do you have any questions
at all about the menu? Can I bring
you some water? Maybe some apps? We
have a really nice glazed-
AL
(fed up)
Yes, man. Please bring us some
water.
Travis is gently offended, and barely hides it.
TRAVIS
Got it.
He leaves.
A man in a cheap suit, MIKE, approaches the table. He's a
youthful 40, but would never admit to it.
MIKE
Paperboi?
4.
AL
Yeah, man. Hey.
Earn stands to shake his hand while Al stays seated.
EARN
Hi, I'm Earn. You must be Mike.
MIKE
Right, I tried to reach out a
couple of hours ago.
EARN
Yeah, my phone is...
Earn looks at Al.
EARN (CONT’D)
It's dead.
MIKE
You know, they have these portable
charger things you can get pretty
much anywhere. They saved my ass at
Bonnaroo.
He smiles at Al. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
AL
(bored)
Uh huh.
Mike pulls out a chair and sits.
MIKE
Have you guys ordered yet?
AL
Nah, we were waiting on you.
EARN
It's cool, the guy's coming back
with water.
MIKE
Great! I love it.
Al looks at Earn. What the hell is this?
5.
MIKE (CONT’D)
So, gentlemen: I've been listening
to a lot - a lot - of Paperboi for
the last week, and I am nuts about
the music. I think you're the next
big thing.
Al warms a little from the compliment.
AL
Thanks, man.
MIKE
(overselling)
No, thank you. Thank you.
A different server, KAYLEY, returns with three waters.
KAYLEY
Hey, guys! My name is Kayley. I'll
be taking over for Travis if that's
okay.
AL
Where'd Travis go?
Al and Earn look past her to see Travis serving a different
table.
AL (CONT’D)
What, he didn't like us?
EARN
(sotto)
Not now.
MIKE
(off Al’s reaction)
No, you know what, Earnest? Yes
now.
(raising voice)
This is the kind of shit we will
not tolerate. We're fucking out of
here!
EARN
Whoa! What?
Mike stands and ceremoniously dumps each glass of water on
the floor of the restaurant while maintaining eye contact
with Kayley.
6.
MIKE
Come on, guys. We're leaving.
(yelling to no one)
We're taking our business
elsewhere!
Mike storms out. Earn and Al sit for another moment to
reflect.
AL
I like this dude.
Al stands, grabs his keys, and leaves. Earn sits for a beat,
sharing an awkward silence with Kayley.
EARN
Sorry about...
Earn gives up on the apology. He silently gathers his things
and leaves, almost slipping on the spilled water.
END COLD OPEN
7.
ACT I
AL
Shit, I wish you would have said
something before we ate these
burgers.
MIKE
No worries! You’re gonna be fine.
Mike rises to shake Al’s hand.
MIKE (CONT’D)
I'll be in touch.
He turns to Earn.
MIKE (CONT’D)
Hey, Earn. Can we talk in private
for a sec?
EARN
He's not big on the business side
of things. That's always been my
part. And I don't "control" Al, you
know? No one really does.
MIKE
He's an artist, you're family, I
get that. But it's your job to keep
him on track. If we're all going to
work together as a team, I need to
know you're legit.
EARN
Me?
MIKE
He's got the talent. I'm not
worried about that. But that talent
needs you. Someone who can help him
use it to the fullest extent.
Earn nods. He knows he's right.
MIKE (CONT’D)
I can tell I'm the first person to
tell him to lose weight in about
fifteen years.
EARN
Alright. I know what you mean. So
what do you need me to do?
MIKE
I need you to talk to my boss.
There's a small shindig at his
place tonight. Nothing big. I want
you to go there, and just talk to
him.
EARN
Seriously?
MIKE
Earn. Do you want this?
EARN
(beat)
Yeah, of course.
MIKE
No, listen. Do you actually want
this?
10.
EARN
Yes.
(beat)
I mean, I don't know anything that
I want more.
MIKE
You're sure?
EARN
Yeah.
MIKE
Then this is the first step.
Mike reaches into his jacket's inner pocket and hands Earn a
PLATINUM PURPLE BUSINESS CARD.
MIKE (CONT’D)
This is the address to the party.
Don't be late.
(beat)
Or do be late, who cares. It's a
party.
Mike stands and begins to walk away.
MIKE (CONT’D)
I'll know by tonight if you're the
one!
Earn sits on the bench and holds the business card. Stares at
it while he feels the weight. He heaves himself up and walks
back to Al's car.
AL
"Not quite"? The hell is "not
quite"?
EARN
It means I have to "prove myself"
as a member of the team,
apparently.
Al bursts out a cackle.
AL
Oh shit! They're gonna turn you
out!
EARN
Nah, man, not like that.
(off Al’s laughter)
Shut up. Seriously.
AL
What, then? Man, don't tell me I
got dragged to a bougie-ass
restaurant and told I'm fat for
nothing.
EARN
I'll know tonight.
Earn buckles up. They sit in silence for a beat.
AL
You still got my phone?
EARN
Oh. Yeah, here.
Earn hands Al his phone. Al checks it.
AL
Yeah. Guess we're gonna have to get
some shoes.
Al puts the car in drive and turns up the stereo. Earn shuts
his eyes and listens to the music.
DARIUS
Yo.
AL
What’s up?
DARIUS
Damn, five pair? You stocking up
for something?
AL
Nah, man. I gotta start exercising.
I couldn't find a pair of kicks
that I liked so I bought one for
every day.
EARN
There are seven days in the week.
AL
I don't do shit on weekends.
Darius opens the shoeboxes and inspects them.
DARIUS
Damn. Damn. This is nice.
Darius begins to pull a shoe out.
AL
Yeah, man. Those are the new Air
Zooms. I wanted the Hyper Violet
but shit is hard to find.
Darius removes the shoes and continues to inspect the
shoebox.
DARIUS
Nah, man. I meant this shoebox.
This is quality packaging.
AL
Man, give me a break with that
shit.
Al snatches the box from Darius' hands and puts the shoes
back.
DARIUS
Can I have that box when you're
done?
AL
No.
13.
DARIUS
Oh.
(beat)
Can I have any of them?
AL
(annoyed)
I don't know man, maybe.
EARN
Hey, Darius. Do you have any idea
what this place is?
Earn hands Darius the purple platinum business card.
DARIUS
What's this?
AL
Earn got invited to some Eyes Wide
Shut shit tonight. Something about
proving himself.
EARN
(to Al)
Yeah. I don't really want you to
talk about it anymore, it's making
me anxious.
Darius' eyes widen as he inspects the card.
DARIUS
Oh, my... Wow. How did you find
this?
EARN
You know about this place?
AL
(rolls eyes)
Figures.
DARIUS
I've only heard legends. They say
the proprietor of this
establishment started the first
club.
EARN
The what?
Darius holds the card up like he found the holy grail.
14.
DARIUS
That's what this is. The first
club. The club from which all other
clubs derive.
AL
Bruh, that's some stupid shit. The
first club?
DARIUS
The Mother Club.
AL
Yeah, okay. Get the fuck outta
here.
Al begins to try on his shoes. He slides one on and takes a
picture of it with his phone.
DARIUS
(beseeching)
Earn. Can I please accompany you on
this journey tonight?
Earn thinks for a beat. He really doesn't want Darius there.
EARN
I don't know, man. I don't think I
can even bring a plus one.
DARIUS
The card says you can.
Darius points to fine print on the card, reading "YES, PLUS
ONE!"
EARN
Oh. Well... Al, don't you think you
should be the one to-
AL
Hell no. I'm gonna stop you right
there. I fuckin' hate fake-ass
elite clubs, and this club sounds
like the most one of those ever.
EARN
You know, if you're gonna be a
successful artist, you're gonna
have to be in a lot of places you
don’t want to be.
15.
AL
Yeah, I know. And I will...when I
have to. This shit tonight is about
you. I got my own thing tonight.
Al stands and shows off his shoes.
AL (CONT’D)
I gotta break these bad boys in.
DARIUS
So, Earn. Can I come?
Earn shuts his eyes and breathes deeply.
EARN
(grudgingly)
Yeah, man. But I really don't want
to be there long.
DARIUS
We'll stay as long as you want. I
just want to be inside with you.
AL
See, this is why I'm not going to
this shit.
DARIUS
Just the age we live in.
“Upgrades,“ “batteries.“ Sometimes
people talk like robots.
(contemplating)
I guess we are.
Earn's eyes roll into the back of his head. He looks at his
phone.
DARIUS (CONT’D)
At the least, we're slaves. Drones
to the system. Yearly upgrades,
unlimited data, face recognition.
It's almost-
EARN
(happy to end this)
Hey, look! The ride is here!
An Uber pulls up. Earn and Darius hop in. Earn sits in the
back and Darius sits in the passenger seat.
DRIVER (CONT’D)
Is there anything you guys want to
hear?
EARN
Nah, thanks. Whatever's fine.
The Driver begins playing West Coast gangster rap. Darius
makes eye contact with Earn from the rear-view mirror.
DARIUS
Hey, man.
(beat)
You didn't put this on because
we're black, right?
DRIVER
(almost offended)
No?
DARIUS
Okay.
A pregnant pause.
DARIUS (CONT’D)
Can I pick a song?
DRIVER
Absolutely.
Darius grabs the Driver's phone and plays Dave Matthews Band.
The driver squints, partly to focus on the road and partly to
calculate what's happening. Darius grins. Earn simply shuts
his eyes and folds his arms across his chest.
ACT II
DARIUS
But it's where you are. Might as
well be where you are.
Earn contemplates this for a beat before his focus is broken
by the conversation behind him:
WOMAN IN LINE
I don’t care if he‘s a pedophile.
He makes good songs.
MAN IN LINE
Too true.
Earn shuts his eyes, trying to tune the world out.
BOUNCER (O.S.)
Have your cards out!
The Bouncer snatches the card away and throws it into the
bushes behind him. Steps to Earn so they are nose-to-nose.
BOUNCER
Get out of my line.
People behind Earn in line begin to get impatient. The Man In
Line behind him pipes up:
MAN IN LINE
Yo, get out of the line! Damn!
Earn turns to say something to the man, but stops himself. He
accepts defeat, he begins to leave. Just as he does, two
people start a fistfight towards the back of the line.
BOUNCER
Oh, hell yes.
The Bouncer pulls a chrome Desert Eagle from under his jacket
and begins to move towards the fight like he's going to storm
Osama Bin Laden's bunker.
BOUNCER (CONT’D)
Everybody get down! Down!
Earn and Darius look at the fight, then at each other, then
to the door of the club. They book it towards the door.
GIRL (O.S.)
Earn!
Earn sees the girl, who is standing at the entrance to one of
the rooms. She waves him over. It's VAN.
VAN
Come on!
Van walks into the room, lit with a cool pink glow. Earn,
dazed, decides to follow her.
VAN (CONT’D)
Up.
Earn tries to figure this out:
EARN
Are you really here right now?
VAN
Do you want me to be?
She takes his hand.
VAN (CONT’D)
Do you want my love?
EARN
What?
VAN
Love! Don't you want my love?
EARN
Uh... We broke up. Remember?
VAN
What?
Earn shouts over the music again.
EARN
We broke up!
Van looks upon him with pity.
VAN
You and Van broke up? That's so
sad!
EARN
What are you talking about?
A loud POP cracks from outside the room. Earn turns for a
moment to check.
EARN (CONT’D)
Did you hear that?
Earn turns back, but Van is gone. He looks around the room
one last time, then backs out quietly.
23.
EARN
Hey. Excuse me, what is this?
PARTY GIRL
This is Paperboi.
Earn listens for a moment to confirm.
EARN
Yeah, no. This isn't Paperboi. I've
never heard this beat before. Or
these words.
PARTY GIRL
(snooty)
Uh, yes, it definitely is Paperboi.
EARN grabs another nearby stranger, PARTY GUY.
EARN
Excuse me. Whose song is this?
PARTY GUY
This is Paperboi.
EARN
(flustered)
No, that's not possible.
Paperboi says his own name in the song.
EARN (CONT’D)
Okay, this doesn't make any sense.
I'm his manager. Who's playing
this? Where's this coming from?
PARTY GIRL
You're Paperboi's manager?
(scoffs)
That's not possible. I'm his
manager.
EARN
What?
PARTY GUY
I'm Paperboi's manager.
EARN
The fuck is wrong with y'all?
Various partygoers begin to say the same thing to each other,
rising in tone, until the whole room breaks out into a fight.
26.
EARN (CONT’D)
Yo, yo! Stop!
Earn dodges blows and tackles until he reaches the door and
leaves.
ACT III
CLUB MAN
Oh, I know all about that. You're
cousins.
EARN
Yeah. How did you know-
CLUB MAN
(philosophical)
What is it about cousins?
EARN
(clueless)
What?
CLUB MAN
I have cousins. Or...I had them. I
don't even know anymore. That's how
little cousins mean to me. They're
just...superfluous.
EARN
Well, Al and I aren't like that.
Really, we're more like brothers.
CLUB MAN
So why didn't you just say that to
begin with?
Earn dwells on this for a second.
EARN
Because he's not really my brother.
CLUB MAN
Right.
An awkward silence.
EARN
Um...can I get that water?
CLUB MAN
(curt)
No, you may not. You had your
chance.
Earn shifts in his seat, trying to maintain a certain
coolness.
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
Do you know what I mean when I say
that?
30.
EARN
About what? My chance?
CLUB MAN
Yes.
Club Man takes another sip of his drink. Clinks the ice
around in the glass.
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
Why did you come here tonight,
Earn?
EARN
Because I was supposed to.
CLUB MAN
According to who?
EARN
Mark.
CLUB MAN
Mark? Mark who?
EARN
Mark... Mark. I don't know his last
name. Mark.
CLUB MAN
(chuckling)
Well, I know a lot of Marks, kid.
You need to be more specific.
Earn sighs.
EARN
Can I ask you something?
CLUB MAN
Sure.
EARN
Something like...unrelated, or
whatever, to this topic?
CLUB MAN
Hit me, kid.
EARN
You started this club?
Club Man smiles. He loves being recognized.
31.
CLUB MAN
Boy, I started the club.
EARN
Why isn't it...fun?
Club Man laughs.
CLUB MAN
It's not fun for you?
Earn doesn't know what's funny about this.
EARN
Nah. Not really. It's kind of
spooky.
CLUB MAN
Everyone who comes to this place
sees what they want to see. It's
just like any other club, just not
as...diluted.
EARN
So what am I supposed to see?
CLUB MAN
Shit, you gotta figure that out for
yourself. I still haven't heard you
tell me why you're here to begin
with.
EARN
I came here to be vetted, I guess.
For Paperboi. Al.
CLUB MAN
Your cousin. Your family.
EARN
Yeah.
CLUB MAN
You don't think you've done enough
to be vetted? To prove yourself?
Earn thinks.
EARN
I don't think this is about just
me.
32.
CLUB MAN
(smiling)
Explain.
EARN
I came here for us. I want to prove
that I'm as much a part of this as
he is.
CLUB MAN
Are you?
EARN
Of course.
CLUB MAN
Do you really want to be?
Earn doesn't know how to respond to that. He honestly wasn't
expecting it.
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
Do you want this life? The constant
pressure, the late nights? The
loneliness? Never getting any
credit? All Paperboi does is
perform, and no one knows your
name. Just his.
EARN
Yeah, but that's how it is in this
business, right? The best managers
put in the most work.
CLUB MAN
They have passion, too. I look at
you, what you've been doing for Al,
and I just see...burnout. You're
tired. Depleted.
He leans in to hit Earn with:
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
You don't even know anymore, do
you?
Earn lets this sink in, staring at the table.
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
You don't even know if you want
this anymore, and I'm here to tell
you...that it’s okay.
Earn's face twitches as he thinks.
33.
CLUB MAN (CONT’D)
No one said you had to do this. No
one said you had to stick up for
your cousin while he's laying
around his apartment all day.
EARN
He works just as hard as me.
CLUB MAN
What's he doing right now? And what
are you doing right now? You're
sticking up for him while he enjoys
the fruits of your labor. You can
walk away from all of this, Earn.
There's a life you can build
without it. Something for yourself.
Earn stays put, then finally looks up from the table to
Daddy. A decision's been made.
EARN
You talk about death all the time.
You had a podcast about it.
DARIUS
I know, but this was on some other
other shit. What happened to you?
Did you find what you needed?
EARN
Yeah, I'm good. Hold on.
Earn pulls his phone from his pocket.
DARIUS
If you're calling a ride, can you
make sure it's not the same dude
from before?
Earn smiles. For the first time tonight, he's relaxed.
EARN
Yeah, I'll get it now.
(taps phone)
Ah, shit!
DARIUS
What?
EARN
I forgot to get the wifi in there,
man. I need to check my messages.
DARIUS
Try guessing the password.
Earn types on the phone.
DARIUS (CONT’D)
Try one, two, three, four.
EARN
I'm not trying that. It's a wifi
password, it's not a PIN number.
Earn and Darius look up as a car pulls up and honks, with Van
behind the wheel.
VAN
Hey. Hope I'm not late.
EARN
Van?
35.
DARIUS
It's good you got out, man. I'm
glad you're here.
AL
Man, what? What happened to y'all
at that party? Why are you acting
so weird?
DARIUS
We'll tell you about it at home.
EARN
(realizing)
I don't think I've eaten today.
VAN
You don't think?
A beat as Earn thinks.
EARN
Nah. I haven't.
VAN
Well, I could eat.
DARIUS
Yeah, me too. I got the weirdest
craving for a milkshake just now.
Al throws his head back. He would say that.
AL
Earn and I know a place.
END OF SHOW