1.

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge

knowing that enchantment If I don’t like
something, I’ll stay away from it.
2. Seek success, but always be prepared for

random Eating eggs on Thursday for choir

practice more flavor.
3. visited Africa.

4. She used her own hair in the soup to give it

more flavor.
5. One small action would change her life, but

whether it with her hopes money was tight,

he'd get his lunch floorboards in balloon
float up into There were white out conditions
in the town; subsequently Pair your
designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a
memorable I caught my squirrel rustling
through my gym bag.
6. I'm a great listener, really good Sixty-Four
comes asking for bread.
7. The ants enjoyed the barbecue more The

best key lime pie is still up for debate When

money was tight, he'd get his lunch
floorboards in balloon float up into the air
with her hopes and dreams.
8. My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she

likes all the same things that I do shop

grumbling to himself as he scooped out a
handful of worms You can't compare apples
and oranges, but what about bananas and
plantains?
9. The thick foliage and intertwined vines made
the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.
10. The best key lime pie is still up for debate
When money was tight, he'd get his lunch
floorboards in the back room of the house.
11. When money was tight, he'd get his lunch
don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the
difference between Pepsi and Coke.
12. She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the
difference between lemonade and limeade.
13. The view from the lighthouse excited even
the most seasoned traveler.
14. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a
bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
15. He had a hidden stash underneath the
floorboards in the back room of the house.
16. money from the local wishing well.
17. Lets all be unique together until we realise
we are all the same.
18. Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table
to annoy everyone.
19. Let me help you with your baggage.
20. For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats
parking a motorbike in the lounge.
21. A glittering gem is not enough.
22. When he had to picnic on the beach, he
purposely put sand in other people’s food.
23. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the
closet.
24. She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or
concerned that he folded underwear in neat little
packages.
25. There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
26. If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try
combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it
sounds.
27. The best key lime pie is still up for debate.
28. When nobody is around, the trees gossip
about the people who have walked under them.
29. He stepped gingerly onto the bridge
knowing that enchantment awaited on the other
side.
30. The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all
the grace of a turtle.
31. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is
only a matter of time.
32. The pet shop stocks everything you need to
keep your anaconda happy.
33. He dreamed of eating green apples with
worms.
34. We need to rent a room for our party.
35. Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with
skateboards have much in common.
36. I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease
the blue one.
37. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting
for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a
savannah.
38. Everyone says they love nature until they
realize how dangerous she can be.
39. Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.
40. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up
getting a duck and a ferret instead.
41. Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
42. The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than
the family.
43. The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-
degree angle, just waiting for the perfect
barefoot to come along.
44. He ran out of money, so he had to stop
playing poker.
45. She wrote him a long letter, but he didn't
read it.
46. Not all people who wander are lost.
47. It didn't make sense unless you had the
power to eat colors.
48. They looked up at the sky and saw a million
stars.
49. He was 100% into fasting with her until he
understood that meant he couldn't eat.
50. That was how he came to win $1 million.
51. All you need to do is pick up the pen and
begin.
52. She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
53. The old apple revels in its authority.
54. I
55. I caught my squirrel rustling through my

gym bag.
56. I'm a great listener, really good with

empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate

people.
 57. For the 216th time, he said he would quit
drinking soda after this last Coke.
58. I met an interesting turtle while the song on

the radio blasted away.

59. It caught him off guard that space smelled of

seared steak.
60. I just wanted to tell you I could see the love

you have for your child by the way you look

at her.
61. Don't step on the broken glass.

62. You're good at English when you know the

difference between a man eating chicken

and a man-eating chicken.
63. Seek success, but always be prepared for

random cats.
64. The shark-infested South Pine channel was

the only way in or out.

65. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that

seemed to explain all of her strangeness.

66. She let the balloon float up into the air with

her hopes and dreams.

67. There are few things better in life than a

slice of pie.
68. Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're

trying to help my plants grow.

69. The minute she landed she understood the

reason this was a fly-over state.

70. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

71. I currently have 4 windows open up… and I

don’t know why.

72. He drank life before spitting it out.
 73. It must be five o'clock somewhere.
74. When transplanting seedlings, candied

teapots will make the task easier.

75. Abstraction is often one floor above you.

76. She found his complete dullness interesting.

77. He stepped gingerly onto the bridge

knowing that enchantment awaited on the

other side.
78. She borrowed the book from him many

years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

79. This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer

float smells.
80. The tortoise jumped into the lake with

dreams of becoming a sea turtle.

81. With a single flip of the coin, his life

changed forever.
82. He didn't understand why the bird wanted to

ride the bicycle.

83. He wondered if she would appreciate his

toenail collection.
84. People who insist on picking their teeth with

their elbows are so annoying!

85. She looked into the mirror and saw another

person.
86. She can live her life however she wants as

long as she listens to what I have to say.

87. The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait

shop grumbling to himself as he scooped

out a handful of worms.
88. There can never be too many cherries on an

ice cream sundae.

 89. Even though he thought the world was flat
he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel
around the world.
90. As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark

road, her fear increased by the moment.

91. There's an art to getting your way, and

spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.

92. A glittering gem is not enough.

93. Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue

worm shake hands with a legless lizard.

94. The irony of the situation wasn't lost on

anyone in the room.

95. As he entered the church he could hear the

soft voice of someone whispering into a cell

phone.
96. You can't compare apples and oranges, but

what about bananas and plantains?

97. The thick foliage and intertwined vines made

the hike nearly impossible.

98. He was sitting in a trash can with high street
class.
99. He invested some skill points in Charisma
and Strength.
100. There was no telling what thoughts would
come from the machine.
101. There's a message for you if you look up.
102. I’m working on a sweet potato farm.
103. I checked to make sure that he was still
alive.
104. As he looked out the window, he saw a
clown walk by.
 105.
106. The rain pelted the windshield as the
darkness engulfed us.
107. She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and
that made things all the worse.
108. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus
became a cereal killer.
109. While on the first date he accidentally hit
his head on the beam.
110. It was her first experience training a
rainbow unicorn.
111. He wasn't bitter that she had moved on
but from the radish
112. We have never been to Asia, nor have
we visited Africa.
113. Erin accidentally created a new
universe.
114. Three generations with six decades of
life experience.
115. His confidence would have bee
admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.
116. Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.
117. On a scale from one to ten, what's your
favorite flavor of random grammar?
118. She let the balloon float up into the air
with her hopes and dreams.
119. My Mum tries to be cool by saying that
she likes all the same things that I do.
120. The irony of the situation wasn't lost on
anyone in the room.
121. He spiked his hair green to support his
iguana.
122. She wasn't sure whether to be
impressed or concerned that he folded
underwear in neat little packages.
123. Eating eggs on Thursday for choir
practice was recommended.
124. She used her own hair in the soup to
give it more flavor.
125. One small action would change her life,
but whether it would be for better or for
worse was yet to be determined.
126. I’m working on a sweet potato farm.
127. If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try
combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it
sounds.
128. Pair your designer cowboy hat with
scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
129. He's in a boy band which doesn't make
much sense for a snake.
130. There were white out conditions in the
town; subsequently, the roads were
impassable.
131. Jeanne wished she has chosen the red
button.
132. It was getting dark, and we weren’t there
yet.
133. The clock within this blog and the clock
on my laptop are 1 hour different from each
other.
 134. Had he known what was going to
happen, he would have never stepped into
the shower.
135. He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of
mental destruction.
136. He liked to play with words in the
bathtub.
137. She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the
difference between lemonade and limeade.
138. He had concluded that pigs must be able
to fly in Hog Heaven.
139. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell
the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
140. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
141. Sometimes it is better to just walk away
from things and go back to them later when
you’re in a better frame of mind.
142. They're playing the piano while flying in
the plane.
143. I currently have 4 windows open up…
and I don’t know why.
144. His thought process was on so many
levels that he gave himself a phobia of
heights.
145. A song can make or ruin a person’s day
if they let it get to them.
146. Peanut butter and jelly caused the
elderly lady to think about her past.
147. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in
the roof.
148. cats.
 149. He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet
he went anyway.
150. You realize you're not alone as you sit in
your bedroom massaging your calves after a
long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa
Joe in the hospital.
151. He excelled at firing people nicely.
152. Each person who knows you has a
different perception of who you are.
153. I am never at home on Sundays.
154. He quietly entered the museum as the
super bowl started.
155. Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all
minerals.
156. The elephant didn't want to talk about
the person in the room.
157. It was a really good Monday for being a
Saturday.
158. Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
159. The fish listened intently to what the
frogs had to say.
160. He was sure the Devil created red
sparkly glitter.