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RANDOM BROTHELS: WHAT’LL IT BE, SAILOR?...

d20 The locals call this plase the... d12 To eat, the place serves... d20 Features: You notice...
(first word) (second word) 1. Simple snacks. 1. The scent of lavender.
1. Cozy. 1. Candle. 2. Banquets. 2. The scent of lilac perfume.
2. Dancer's. 2. Cherry. 3. Peasant food. 3. The scent of ginger and cinnamon.
3. Golden. 3. Curtain. 4. Food hand-fed to you by a harlot. 4. The scent of roses.
4. Maiden's. 4. Doll. 5. Exotic delights. 5. Scented candles.
5. Lacy . 5. Door. 6. Spicy treats. 6. The soft red glow from a shaded lamp.
6. Lady's. 6. Embrace. 7. Simple food. 7. A lamp burning dimly.
7. Lighted. 7. Glove. 8. Sweets and delicacies. 8. A statue of two figures kissing.
8. Lover's. 8. Heart. 9. Grubby, poorly made meals. 9. A statue of two figures coupling.
9. Night's. 9. House. 10. All you can eat buffets. 10. A statue of a nude woman bathing.
10. Pink. 10. Lamp. 11. Simple stew and bread. 11. A painting of several nudes bathing.
11. Porcelain. 11. Kiss. 12. Nothing; it satisfies other appetites. 12. A painting of a pair of lovers.
12. Red. 12. Peach. 13. A curtain of beads.
d8 To drink, the place serves...
13. Satin. 13. Purse. 14. A silky curtain.
1. Ales.
14. Shining. 14. Room. 15. A plush carpet beneath your feet.
2. Cocktails
15. Silky. 15. Slipper. 16. A thick fur carpet beneath your feet.
3. Grog, and nothing but grog.
16. Silver. 16. Shoe. 17. The sound of distant, soft music.
4. Cheap wines.
17. Softest. 17. Skirt. 18. The sound of furniture creaking nearby.
5. Mead.
18. Sweetest. 18. Stocking. 19. A lengthy, shrill scream.
6. The finest wines and champagnes.
19. Warmest. 19. Veil. 20. A long moan.
7. Lagers.
20. Welcoming. 20. Window.
8. Nothing; inebriation is not tolerated.
d20 The brothel is located...
d10 People talk about this place; they say... HARLOT
1. In the slums.
1. The girls are underpaid and poorly treated. d10 The harlot is...
2. In a shantytown.
2. Nothing really; it’s a neighborhood brothel. 1. A veteran who may have been beautiful.
3. In a well-to-do residential neighborhood.
3. A prominent noble or merchant is a regular. 2. A passionate young woman.
4. In the docks district.
4. The goddess of love and fertility blessed this 3. A homely young lady.
5. In the riverfront district.
place and all her followers must visit. 4. A friendly and plump woman.
6. In the barracks district.
5. The usual stuff; a new girl is making a stir. 5. The bastard daughter of a noble house.
7. In an ally off a foreign bazaar.
6. Once a month it offers discounted services. 6. A young foreigner.
8. In an ally off the main market square.
7. It is secretly the home to a dark cult. 7. The boss’s favorite.
9. In the shadow of a temple.
8. All the inmates there are related. 8. An exotic beauty.
10. Above a boisterous tavern.
9. Nothing much, a popular girl is with child. 9. New to the place and always in trouble.
11. Behind a tavern teeming with criminals.
10. You can pay for services with things other 10. New to the place and eager to please.
12. Adjacent to a tavern full of gamblers.
than coin (d6): 1. contract work; 2. criminal
13. Underground. d6 Everyone is beautiful; the harlot has...
favors; 3. goods; 4. religious services; 5.
14. Outside the walls of the city or on the 1. A pretty smile.
secrets; 6. stock.
outskirts of a town. 2. Beautiful eyes.
15. At the base of a wizards’ tower. d10 People talk about this place; rumors 3. Lovely, long eyelashes.
16. In cave that had been a monster’s lair. suggest that recently... 4. Lush, curly locks.
17. Above an inn on a busy trading route. 1. A nobleman got one of the girls with child 5. Short-cropped hair.
18. In the basement of a tavern. but refuses to acknowledge her or the baby. 6. A clean satin gown.
19. On a street with many other brothels. 2. Someone slaughtered half of the workers
20. In a house in a park, garden, or forest. and clients in the night. d8 No one is flawless; the harlot has...
3. A client was stabbed with a letter opener. 1. A gimpy leg.
d10 In addition to the ‘usual’ everyday 2. Crooked teeth.
4. A man claiming to be a paragon of the god
brothel fare, here you can procure... 3. A scowl on her face.
of love visited the place.
1. Really weird stuff, for those with the most 4. An unsightly scar.
5. A group of outraged townsfolk has started
interesting fetishes. 5. An unfortunately shaped nose.
protesting outside of the brothel, disgusted
2. Illegal stuff. If this is found out, the place 6. A large mole on her face.
with what it does.
would be burnt down, and the owners hung. 7. Crossed-eyes.
6. The oldest patron, who visited the brothel
It is clearly kept in great secret. 8. A mustache.
every day for the last fifty years has died. A
3. Performances involving food.
day of mourning and celebration, along with d4 The harlot's flaw is...
4. An outlet to live out violent fantasies.
a lavish funeral is being held for him. 1. Barely noticeable.
5. Exotic races.
7. One of the inmates was strangled. 2. Well-concealed by make-up or practice.
6. The most beautiful women and men. Not
8. One of the inmates has fallen madly in love 3. Something you can look past.
just a claim, it’s the gods’ honest truth.
with a client, but he or she is married. 4. Intimidating.
7. An all-inclusive lump-sum deal—all the
9. A sinkhole has appeared in the basement.
harlots, food, and drink you can handle! d6 The harlot is particularly skilled at...
No one can see bottom, and the boss
8. The sale of mind-altering drugs. 1. Listening and offering emotional support.
worries it might grow and do more damage.
9. Stuff with exotic/magical ingredients, 2. Bringing a smile to her clients’ faces without
10. Several clients have caught a disease.
potions, etc. even touching them.
10. Magical delights. d10 Room Furnishings: This room has... 3. Bringing a smile to her clients’ faces as
1. A four-poster bed with velvet curtains. soon as she touches them.
d8 The place is run by...
2. A four-poster bed with lacy curtains. 4. Embroidery and sewing.
1. A collective of the inmates themselves.
3. A soft, leather chaise lounge. 5. Cooking and cleaning.
2. A mean old madam.
4. A plush, pink chaise lounge. 6. Drinking and swearing.
3. A large madam with a no-nonsense attitude.
5. A large pile of pillows with soft tassels.
4. A warm motherly figure. d4 The harlot is looking to...
6. A large pile of pillows with frilly edges.
5. A surly brute. 1. Earn enough coin to get out of this place.
7. A table with fruit and wine set upon it.
6. A tyrannical and cruel fellow. 2. Bring to light a scandal involving a rival.
8. A table with perfumes and oils set upon it.
7. A sultry seductress. 3. Secure a marriage to get out of this place.
9. A large mirror against one wall.
8. A charming witch. 4. Hear word of a child given away.
10. A large mirror on the ceiling over the bed.