Radio Show Script
Radio Show Script
R1 = Radio host 1
R2 = Radio host 2
R1: Thank you all you lovely listeners for tuning into today’s show, we’ve got a couple of things
set up that you people will be sure to enjoy. In case any of you are new to the show, I’m R1 and
today I am joined by R2, how about you introduce yourself there.
R2: Hello everybody, good to be here, thanks for joining us, you guys probably got nothing
better to do.
R1: that’s probably the only reason you are even here.
R2: true true…. Just kidding, I love being on the show. Anyway, what do we have planned for
today?
R1: Oh! Right, I have just a couple of would you rather questions I am going to bounce off of
you, and I want you to answer as honestly as we can, we are running a radio show after all.
R2: cool cool, I always liked these, for the viewers at home, I’ll post something on
@R2iskindameh and you can reply with your answers on there.
R1: okay, I’ll start with a simple one here. Would you rather have ice powers or fire powers?
R2: Fine then…… hmmmm…. I don’t know, Ice powers sound really cool if you ask me.
R1: Really? Was that a pun? Why did I even invite you? *sigh*
R2: you know you love them. But yeah. Ice powers are legit the best. During summer you
wouldn’t get hot, you could keep drinks cool, you could probably make a career out of ice
sculpting, i’d definitely go with ice powers.
R1: you do make a valid point, but like, what about winters? And your hands would always be
cold, I couldn’t do it.
R2: what? Are you saying you couldn’t have ice powers because of cold hands?
Radio show script
R1: WH- no, I mean…. Hold on. I hate being cold, so nah, fire powers all the way!
R1: fine fine fine. I’ll go for a more interesting one now. Would you rather be able to see ten
minutes into your own future, or see ten minutes into everyone else’s future but yours?
R2: Oh, this one is easy! Obviously, I would go with seeing my own future.
R1: Same! I already have a hard enough time figuring out my own problems, I don’t need to see
anyone else's.
R2: same, though it would be pretty cool, you have to think, if you saw everyone's future then
imagine how much of a headache that would be.
R1: you’d need more than an Ibuprofen for that. Alright, now for the last one. You ready?
R1: Would you rather have super sensitive hearing or super sensitive taste?
R2: Probably taste, being at a concert with super sensitive hearing would suck.
R1: True, but what if you try something super gross? That would also suck.
R2: yeah, but my point still stands, concerts? Nope. sports? Nope. you’d get such a headache
just living in a city no less.
R1: yeah yeah, fine. Now let’s get onto the next stage of the show. Since we both delve into our
fair share of video games, we’ll be talking about our favorite games.
R2: sick! I’ll start us off with a popular one. Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild.
R2: Right? This game was killer when it came out, I still go back to it from time to time.
R1: I remember seeing the trailer for it and immediately buying myself a switch, best financial
decision of my life.
R2: You mean that one anime looking game with Donald and Goofy? Really? It looks so
cheesy.
R1: you are on thin ice my friend. This is my childhood you’re messing with.
R2: Okay okay geez. I know it was loved, didn’t know the fans were vicious.
R2: No sue me. All I’ve heard was that it’s got a trash story line and semi okay combat.
R1: I am so sorry that you have been told these lies. Don’t worry all my kingdom hearts fans, I
will show him the way after we sign off.
R2: is it really time already? Dang, it was nice being on the show.
R1: yeah yeah you big sap, c’mon, we got to go play Kingdom Hearts now, bye all my lovely
listeners, I will see you soon. Signing off.
(end)