The Land of Lost Stories
The Land of Lost Stories
The Land of Lost Stories
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Plot Summary
Distracted by technology and pop culture, children today are
beginning to forget the most timeless story characters. When the
stories of these classic characters are no longer told, they are
discarded to the “Land of Lost Stories.” For the first time,
these beloved characters meet and interact with each other, and
some bottle while others bond.
There is hope for returning to the “hearts and minds” of
children, as long as the characters can overcome their
weaknesses, face their fears, and help each other. But now, the
island’s evil captors threaten to drag all the beloved characters
to the island’s hills, where they will be forgotten entirely.
PROP LIST
MOTHER GOOSE
Well there are my goslings! Hello, Bree. Hello Aspen. Look how you two
have grown.
Hi Mother Goose!
MOTHER GOOSE
Rest your bags, dear. I have some lemonade, lemon drops, and new
stories to share with you when you get settled.
BREE
(Looking at phone)
Oh tonight? Well that’s nice, but...
ASPEN
(Laughing at text on phone, and shows it to Bree. Then
realizes Mother Goose is standing there).
Oh right. Bree and I are meeting some friends at the mall.
BREE
We’ll be back maybe at ten o’clock, but that’s past your bedtime,
right?
ASPEN
(Reads text).
Hey, Mason is outside. We’ll see you in the morning, okay?
RED
JACK
Gold? I don’t have any gold. Well I gotta split. Tell Peter Pan hi.
(Jack first tries doorknob, shaking it vigorously. Then he
tries climbing back up green slide, but he can’t. His gold
RED
That gold!
POEM
Jack, my dear, don’t you know that
Thieves are fools,
They're worse than ghouls,
Over jewellery they drool,
Stealing stuff with their tools.
JACK
Right, you are Little Red! (sarcasm) Now, do you know how I can get
through that door or up that slide? I’d like to get as far away from
you as humanly possible.
RED
Sorry. You can’t get out. Only in. Nobody has ever left.People don’t
tell “Jack and the Beanstalk” stories anymore. So you’ve been forgotten
and tossed here.
RED
We’ve all been forgotten. For example, Little Red Riding Hood was
always told to children. Now I’m here, stuck with you.
DOROTHY
Okay this definitely isn’t Kansas either. Oh, nooooo.
DOROTHY
I am, Glinda. I’m scared. I want my Auntie Emm.
S4:Short story wizard of Oz
DORORTHY and glinda
GLINDA
Oh hello, sweet little children.
JACK
Say, I know you guys. You’re Glinda the Good Witch and you’re Dorothy.
You were in Wizard of OZ.
JACK
But RED, I don’t think people forgot about Dorothy’s story. I think
they decided it was too pitiful to tell. A girl on the adventure of her
lifetime and all she wants to do is go back to a barn.
DOROTHY
Why, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
RED
My little girl.... Good witches are bad witches who haven’t reached
their maximum potential.
JACK
And we make wicked witches look like Bambi and Flipper.
GLINDA
Oh rubbish you have no power here.
DOROTHY
Why, who are you two?
GOLDILOCKS
(After landing with her face on the ground)
This ground is too hard.
RED
(Looks suspiciously). Goldilocks? Is that you?
GOLDILOCKS
(To Red)
Hiya, girl in a red
coat.
RED
It’s a cloak! And it’s Little Red Riding Hood!
GOLDILOCKS
Golly! You’re the girl who got her grandma eaten by a wolf! Fancy living
in the woods.
RED
Did you runaway again?
GOLDILOCKS
No
No, well…Yes
GOLDILOCKS
RED
uh-huh GOLDILOCKS
I don’t know. Something in between.
RED
Sorry to hear that, Goldi.
JACK
Your attention please. Quiet! Does anyone know why we called this town
hall meeting?
GlINDA
GLINDA
Maybe you summoned us to tell us why you’re stealing things from the
giants?
WALDORF
The only thing we’re stealing is you. From the hearts and minds of
children everywhere. Statler. The status, stat!
STATLER
We are ahead of plan, sir. Technology is winning. YouTube views rose
45% among 5-10 year olds. Dragon Quest and Fallout Shelter downloads
are going through the roof. Nobody has the time or attention for
stories.
WALDORF
Ah, the sweet triumph of vapid technology over tales of yore. By my
estimation, we are just 36 hours from dumping you all to the hills,
where you’ll be forgotten forever.
STATLER/WALDORF
(They cackle, each topping the other... Statler gives Waldorf a
playful punch. Waldorf punches back hard, and Statler stumbles).
S8: FORGET YOU (WALDORF/STATLER)
Walford
(four count)
You see your stories are dead To the boys and girls they all Forget You
Statler
Oo, oo, oooh!
Waldorf
They’d rather Snapchat or Facebook
Than read your dumb books s o they
Forget You
Statler
Yeah I'm sorry. No I’m not sorry,
We think this fate is rather fair
Stop your chatter. Your tales don't matter.
The kids and parents just don’t care
Walford
You see your stories are dead To the boys and girls they all Forget
You
Both
And forget her too Oooh ooooh oooh
(Dorothy’s face turns from worried to a smile, and she covers her
mouth timidly to quietly laugh).
(Peter Pan slides onto stage, and the chasing stops abruptly...
Peter appears not to notice the four others, but then turns
swiftly swinging his sword).
PETER PAN
Step away or I’ll make a hook of your hand.
STATLER
Hoo, hoo, hoooo. Try it, man. I’ll bounce all over you and your little
green tights.
BOPEEP
(Pointing to Statler) That man is a bouncer.
Peter!
WALDFORF
Oh bother. I’m feeling a rumbly in my tumbly. Let’s go have lunch,
Statler. Wait there was something else. Think, think, think. Oh, I
heard there’s a library closing in Doylestown.
STATLER
Let’s go burn some books! Tata for now.
(Waldorf and Statler exit)
S9: CHANGE YOUR STORY (PETER PAN, WITH GOLDILOCK, CHARMING AND
PINNOCCHIO) INSTRUMENTAL
PETER
Jack and Jill, went up the hill To fetch a pail of water,
so they say
Their subsequent fall was inevitable
They never stood a chance, they were written that way
Innocent victims of their story
Like Romeo and Juliet T'was written in the stars before they even
met
That love and fate, and a touch of stupidity
Would rob them of their hope of living happily
CHARMING
Just because you find that life's not fair It doesn't mean that you
just have to grin and bear it
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
GOLDILOCKS
Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like, 'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top,
you might as well be saying You think that it's okay And that's not
right!
PETER
And if it’s not right... you have to put it right...
PINNOCHIO
Just because you find that life's not fair It doesn't mean that you
just have to grin and bear it
PETER
Even if you're little, you can do a lot, you
Mustn't let a little thing like,
'little' stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top,
you might as well be saying You think that it's okay And that's
not right!
And if it's not right! You have to put it right!
Lights out
Dorothy
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try
No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living
for today...
Glinda
Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do
TOGETHER
You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Screams
GLINDA
What’s the matter little guys?
HUMPTY
We found out who stole our stuff.
HAROLD
Jack stole everything!
FOZZIE
So we tried to get our things back.
GLINDA
What did Jack do?
GLINDA
Humpty you’ve got courage Fozzie you are a bear
BOPEEP
You don’t need to run
And hide when you are scared
MERMAID
Draw some courage Harold Stanley don’t scream DOROTHY
Jack has no chance
If you act like a team
HAROLD
And little people know When little people fight We may look easy
pickings But we’ve got some bite So never kick a dog Because
he's just a pup GIRLS
You’ll fight like twenty armies And you won't give up
So you'd better run for cover When the pup grows up!
BOPEEP
A fly can fly around Versailles 'Cos flies don't care!
MERMAID
A sparrow in a hut Can make a happy home DOROTHY
A flea can bite the bottom Of the Pope in Rome!
LITTLES
And little people know When little people fight
We may look easy pickings but we got some bite!
So never kick a dog because he's just a pup
You better run for cover when the pup grows up!
No break
HAROLD
(Wait for song to end and audience applause)
I bet we can take on those old men if we work together!
FOZZIE
Let’s do it fellas.
STANLEY
I’m tired of screaming and running away. I’m no doormap!
HUMPTY
And I’ve had it. People have been pushing me around my whole life
because I’m little.
ANDAPEE
Everyone else is having a blast here on this depressing island, but
I’m quite ready to go back to my castle and sleep on a feathered
mattress.
GLINDA
Princess Andapee. Do you need a hug?
ANDAPEE
Get away from me, you crazy...
Glinda hugs Andapee. They both smile. Bopeep walks on.
ANDAPEE
Thanks. Nobody’s hugged me since I was about ten.
Bopeep hugs Andapee. Then Glinda. Then Andapee.
ANDAPEE
Bopeep, we already did our hug about 4 seconds ago, but thanks.
GLINDA
I don't normally hug. Usually when I start to get close to someone, I
end up floating away. It’s safe that way. I don’t get my heart broken.
ANDAPEE
I don’t have any real friends either. Most people just want to be my
friend because I have money.
GLINDA
Sounds isolating. Like when I float away, seeing the world from above.
Never quite...
Fitting in.
(late on cue).
[Chorus:]
You don't know how it feels To be outside the crowd
You don't know what it's like
If you could read my mind You might see more of me than meets the eye
And you've been all wrong Not who you think I am
You've never given me a chance
PINOCCHIO
Miss, Bell. You dropped this, mam.
TINKERBELL
Thanks. Did you just call me Miss Bell? Say, what’s the matter with
you, Pinocchio?
Nothing. Why?
TINKERBELL
You walk around like you’re scared of your own shadow.
PINOCCHIO
I guess I’m afraid someone’s going to turn me back into a puppet. Or a
donkey. Or toss me into a whale (pause). I’ve had a traumatic
childhood, okay?
TINKERBELL
Weren’t you listening to anything Peter Pan said? The things that
happened to you aren’t your story. They’re your his-story.
PINOCCHIO
His-tory? Well I suppose you’re right (pauses, smiles). So is Peter
your boyfriend?
TINKERBELL
Hah! No Peter Pan is a permanent bachelor. He’s like a big brother.
PINOCCHIO
(He’s beginning to get interested in Tink)
Well where’s your story going, Miss Bell?
TINKERBELL
Call me Tink. Common, I’ll tell you all about it. You want some Ferry
Dust?
PINOCCHIO
No thanks, Tink. I’m trying to quit.
FOZZIE
Hey. You mess with Harold and you mess with me.
JACK
What?
FOZZIE
Say what again. Say what again!
HAROLD
Jack, you can’t keep pushing us around because we’re small.
JACK
Says who?
FOZZIE
Oh no.
STANLEY
Yeah, Fozzie. Be yourself. We like you just the way you are.
HUMPTY FOZZIE
Well you landed sunny side up! Waka, waka, waka, wakaaaa!
MOTHER GOOSE
(On stage right, where she appears
during each exit from the island)
And at that moment, the four little guys overcame the fear that had
restrained them. Parents began to tell their story as a lesson in the
strength and unity.
Lights back
GLINDA
Are you okay, Goldilocks? Yes, I’m fine. I just... You miss your
family.
GLINDA
Look Goldilocks! The door has opened because you’re ready.
GOLDILOCKS
Glinda it’s open for you too. Won’t you come with me? I’ll take you to
get pizza with my friends from school. You’ll love them!
GLINDA
Oh, no... My bubble is boarding in a few...
GOLDILOCKS
MOTHER GOOSE
Goldilocks’ family embraced her again with open arms. Soon, moms and
dads began telling her story again. Goldilock learned that you can
always go home again. But it was Glinda who had never before felt so
“at home.”
Lights back
(Peter Pan, enters stage right. Tinkerbell & Pinocchio
enter stage left, holding hands).
PINOCCHIO
Thanks for everything, Peter. You were right about us needing to
sometimes choose our own ending.
TINKERBELL
And my new chapter has already started!
(She does a dance)
PETER PAN
So what’s next for you two?
MOTHER GOOSE
A year later, Peter Pan visited the home of Pinocchio and Tinkerbell.
He let out a crow when he met their new baby boy. “Did you name it
Peter,” he asked? “No,” they said. We named him Glow Stick.”
Lights back
CHARMING
I know it’s still a bit broken from my breakup with Cinderella. But my
heart is right here (points to his heart), and it would be honored to
get to know yours.
CHARMING
I’m starting a new chapter of my story. Come with?
DOROTHY
Well... yes. I’d like to see what lies ahead.
MOTHER GOOSE
A year later, Prince Charming’s second marriage was to a beautiful
bride from Kansas. They knew that “happy ever after” was impossible,
but that their choice to love would get them through difficult times.
Except for some munchkins, the rest of wedding had never seen a bride
escorted down the isle by a kind-hearted tin man, a brave lion and
very wise scarecrow.
Lights back
(Jack enters and is staring greedily at Red’s basket).
JACK
I can finally find out what’s in this thing. Whatever it is, Red
Riding Hood has been guarding it carefully so it must be...
ANDAPEE
Go ahead. Keep it. I won’t tell. But before you look inside, have you
thought about what that might do to Red Riding Hood?
JACK
What do you mean?
ANDAPEE
The doors. Jack they’ve opened for you.
JACK
Here (hands keys to Mermaid and Bopeep). Come to my castle whenever
you’d like, and everything will be returned.
JACK
It’s open for you, too, Princess Andapee. You’ve reminded me that
there’s more to life than gold. We both have more than we need, and
there are a lot of people who need some help. Join me?
MOTHER GOOSE
In the years that followed, Jack and Princess Andapee started a
scholarship for youth who were low-income and excelled at writing
stories. And that was a story just waiting to be told.
(Mermaid is sitting with Bopeep and they’re playing with their keys)
MERMAID
I guess I owe Eric an apology.
BOPEEP
I’m sure he’ll forgive you. He loves you, Arial.
STATLER
You two. Where has everyone gone! Waldorf is furious. He sent me to
escort you two to the hills. Hoo hoo hooo!
BOPEEP
Wait a second. You just said “hoo hoo hooo.” That reminds me of
someone from a story I read with my mom.
MERMAID
Bopeep, did you just say “remember”?
BOPEEP
Oh my. I did, Arial. I don’t remember ever saying that. Anyway,
Statler earlier said “ridick-orous.” And “tata for now.”
STATLER
Quiet! I don’t know what you’re talking about.
BOPEEP
You’re not a mean old man. You’re Tigger from “Winnie the Pooh.”
STATLER
BOPEEP
I will remember you Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories
I'm so tired but I can't sleep Standin' on the edge of something much
too deep
ALL
I will remember you Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories
MOTHER GOOSE
Bopeep was reunited with her sheep. The little Mermaid was reunited
with Eric, and he suggested they spend the summer with his inlaws in
RED
Don’t you see? We’re not just freed because people remember us. We’re
remembered because we’re freed... free of something that’s holding us
back. Free of something that makes us a bad example to kids.
WALDORF
What’s holding you back?
RED
What’s holding me back? I don’t know. I guess ever since a mean wolf
manipulated me, I’ve had some trust issues. Who wouldn’t?
WALDORF
Well think it over. And think it under.
RED
And I believe you’re ready to leave behind this scary island. I’ll bet
there’s a stuttering little pig who needs you right now.
POOH
Red Riding Hood. I’m sorry. Tigger and I were two of the first
characters to be banished here. It made us embarrassed, and then we
got angry. So we hid our identity (song starts) and started telling
people we were the ones responsible for keeping you here. Now I’m
discovering there’s a way out. And I’m ready to fly right out of here
and back to my forest. How about you?
S14: ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE (RED, POOH)
Winnie:
I'm alone in the universe. So alone in the universe.
I've found magic but they don't see it
They all call me a lunatic. Ok, call me a lunatic.
If I stand on my own, so be it.
Both
'Cause I have wings. Yes, I can fly Around the moon
And far beyond the sky And one day soon
I know there you'll be
One small voice in the universe One true friend in the universe Who
believes in me...
Red
I'm alone in the universe. So alone in the universe. My own planets
and stars Are glowing.
Winnie
Alone in the universe
Winnie
One small voice in the universe
Red
One true friend in the universe
Both
Please believe in me ...
BREE
I knew the whole time that those mean old men were Winnie-the-Pooh and
Tigger.
BREE
I liked the whole story except for one part.
MOTHER GOOSE
And what was that, dear Bree?
The End.
Curtain Call