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PUPPET PLAYS PLUS
Hand Puppet Plays for Two Puppeteers
by
PHYLLIS NOE PFLOMM
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The Scarecrow Press, Inc.

Lanham, Md., & London
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Pflomm, Phyllis Noe, 1925—

Puppet plays plus : hand puppet plays for two puppeteers / by
Phyllis Noe Pflomm.
p. cm.
ISBN 0-8108-2738-7“ (acid-free paper)
1. Puppet plays, American. 2. Puppet theater. 1. Title.
PN1980.P46 1994
812'.54^c20 94-4875
Copyright © 1994 by Phyllis Noe Pflomm

Manufactured in the United States of America
Dedicated to my sons,
Elliot Richard Pflomm and
David Hayward Pflomm
These plays may be produced by libraries, schools, and other amateur
groups without payment of a royalty fee. For any form of professional
presentation, permission must be obtained by writing to Scarecrow
Press, P.O. Box 4167, Metuchen, N.J. 08840.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS vii
INTRODUCTION 1
PUPPETS IN HISTORY 3
GENERAL PRODUCTION NOTES

PLANNING THE PROGRAM 5
PUPPETS 7
STAGE SETUP 11
MUSIC 14
TAPING 15
ACTION 17
PLAYS FOR SEASONS AND HOLIDAYS

THE VALENTINE BOUQUET 20
THE LEPRECHAUN 28
THE TRICKY EASTER BUNNY 35
GRACIE’S GARDEN 41
THE PICNIC 48
AUTUMN LEAVES 54
HALLOWEEN GHOSTS 58
WITCHES AND GHOSTS 68
THE THANKSGIVING BEAR 76
THE BUSY SANTA 83
SILVIE THE SUBSTITUTE REINDEER 91
FIVE LITTLE SNOWMEN 99
MISCELLANEOUS PLAYS
THE LOOSE TOOTH 102
THE TALENT SHOW 110
CLEVER PETS 115
FISHING 120
COUCH POTATOES 127
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LITTERBUGS 133
LOST IN A FAIRY TALE 141
RYAN’S HAT 152
VEGETABLES 162
A NEW PUNCH AND JUDY 170
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PIECES

EXERCISE TIME 180
THROW IT IN THE LITTER BIN 183
IN-THE-MIDDLE TIME 188
LET’S BE PUPPETS (Conclusions for Two Age Levels) 195
JUST FOR LIBRARIES

A VISIT TO THE LIBRARY 211
SPRING THINGS 217
SUN FUN 223
JEREMY BORROWS A BOOK 229
A CLASS VISIT TO THE LIBRARY 235
BUYING PUPPETS 241

RECOMMENDED READING 243
ABOUT THE AUTHOR 245
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Special thanks to Charlotte Leonard, retired Coordinator of Chil¬

dren’s Services (Dayton & Montgomery County Public Library), for
her help in preparing this manuscript for publication and for
providing information regarding the development of the DMCPL
puppet program. I also thank Jeri Kladder, formerly “the puppeteer
on the left” and now with the Public Library of Columbus &
Franklin County, for her encouragement at the onset of this project;
friend Rita Ollech for suggestions about the audience participation
plays; Silvana Leone, my coworker at the Ft. McKinley Branch
Library, for supplying several ideas for plays; Jennie Eisnaugle,
Children’s Librarian of the Northmont Branch Library, for taking the
photographs; and others in the DMCPL system: Tish Wilson,
Coordinator of Children’s Services; Derrick Stiles and Scott Hawkins
(Audio Visual Department); and lastly, the members of Chairperson
Jennie Eisnaugle’s Puppet Committee, whose talent has brought my
plays to life: Jan Becker, Cindy Butcher, Teresa Low, and especially
Julia Gilbert, who arranged for professional tapings.
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INTRODUCTION
Since the early seventies, puppet shows have been a regular part of
the programming for juvenile patrons of the Dayton & Montgomery
County Public Library where I work. There are two theaters, the
Peppermint Palace for marionettes and the Lollipop Puppet Theater
for hand puppet shows.
As children’s librarian at the Ft. McKinley Branch Library, I was
eager to try my hand at puppetry. I thought marionettes would be
lots of fun, so I arranged to borrow the portable stage that is shared
by all of the libraries in the system. Working together, Jeri Kladder,
children’s librarian at the nearby Dayton View Branch, and I
managed to put it together. Once assembled, this ingeniously
designed stage looked magnificent. It also took about half the floor
space in the children’s section. But my partner and I were commit¬
ted—two days of shows at my branch and two days at hers.
Good planners, we had, of course, allowed time for practice. That
a two-hour rehearsal is not nearly enough for rank amateurs to master
marionettes was soon apparent. Somehow, Jeri and I survived, and
the children who saw those shows are grown and have no doubt
forgotten, but I will always remember the missed entrances, the
twisted strings, and the puppets, either dangling inches above the
stage floor or collapsed in a heap.
I learned from that experience that it is virtually impossible to
keep an eye on a script and manipulate marionettes at the same time.
Even a pretaped play (which ours are) has directions that are in no
way indicated by the recording. Therefore, complete familiarity with
the script is essential, plus more hours of rehearsal time than most
children’s librarians could ever manage. So it was good-bye forever to
marionettes.
Besides comparative ease in manipulation, there was another good
reason to turn to hand puppets. Each branch in the library system has
its own hand puppet stage, which can be set up in minutes. The time
saved can better be spent rehearsing. Even though a show is taped
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2 Introduction
and hand puppets are relatively easy to use, rehearsal is still a must.
But, at least with hand puppets, two or three run-throughs will
usually suffice to ensure a satisfactory result.
One problem has always been that our scripts have not included
any production notes. Therefore, a certain amount of time was always
frittered away deciding which puppets to assign to each puppeteer,
which side to use for each entrance and exit, etc. That is why, when
I began writing these plays for hand puppets, I decided to include
specific stage directions. The production notes following each piece
are not written in stone. They should be regarded as suggestions,
many of which—especially since puppet stages vary—may well be
improved upon. Perhaps the hints will most benefit those of you who
may be using hand puppets for the first time. Others may view them
as a jumping-off point.
Most of the pieces require two puppeteers. I have designated their
positions as left and right, and as I wrote, I described the action from
the puppeteer’s point of view backstage. This is really unimportant,
since the action described would work just as well from the audience
viewpoint, as long as it remains consistent. For some reason I have
always been the puppeteer on the right.
The switch to using hand puppets did not mean that everything
has gone perfectly ever after. Timing is still occasionally off; props
are sometimes mishandled or dropped; once a puppet’s head even fell
off into the audience. Such are the pitfalls of live entertainment, and
the children—bless them—are tolerant. They have not come to the
library expecting to see the Muppets, and they seem to enjoy the
intimacy that a live performance offers.
The shows in this book are meant for children from about three to
eight years old. They were written to be used by amateur puppe¬
teers—librarians, teachers, and other nonprofessional groups, chil¬
dren as well as adults. The project has been a satisfying one for me,
and I hope that the final product will be useful and also fun—for
both audience and puppeteers.
Phyllis Noe Pflomm
PUPPETS IN HISTORY
Puppetry predates written history. In various forms, puppets have

long figured in the lives of people almost everywhere in the world.
There is evidence of articulated dolls being used ceremonially in
ancient Egypt, India, and Greece. Independent of old-world influ¬
ence, native Americans created their own kinds of puppets for ritual
use.
In Europe much early puppet theater, like other drama, was
religiously oriented. Classical legends and folklore also provided
themes for the plays. Both marionettes and hand puppets were used
in Europe, and traveling shows were popular. A single puppeteer
touring on foot could literally carry a hand puppet theater to his
audience. By the eighteenth century some established marionette
shows were quite elaborate, even featuring specially written opera
music by the most respected composers. Performances, for the most
part, were considered adult entertainment.
The word puppet is derived from the Latin pupa, which means
doll. There are four main kinds: hand puppets, marionettes, rod
puppets, and shadow puppets.
Hand puppets are sometimes called glove puppets because of the
way they fit the puppeteer’s hand. Head and arms are moved by the
user’s thumb and fingers. Another type is constructed to move its
mouth instead. Hand puppets are operated from below. Although he
evolved from an Italian marionette. Punch, the violent hero of the
Punch-and-Judy shows, is a famous example of a hand puppet.
Marionettes are sometimes called string puppets. They are jointed
dolls manipulated from above by strings or wires. In Collodi’s classic
Pinocchio, the little protagonist is a marionette.
Rod puppets are operated by sticks, usually from below stage. A
central rod is inserted into the puppet’s head, and jointed arms are
moved by secondary rods. The four-foot Bunraku puppets of Japan
are rod puppets operated from behind.
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4 Puppet Plays
Shadow puppets are flat, jointed figures operated from below by

rods or sticks. Lit from behind, their silhouettes are projected on a
cloth screen. Shadow puppets, usually of intricate design, have long
been popular in China and Indonesia. Shadow plays have also been
attractions at country fairs in America.
Other puppets are composite. For example, the Muppets, today’s
beloved television stars, are mixed-style, hand-rod puppets. Their
mouths are hand operated, and their arms are moved with rods.
At its best, puppetry is a highly developed art form, sometimes
requiring lifelong commitment of its practitioners. The puppets
used by these professionals are often works of art, befitting the skills
of those who use them. Marionettes, rod, and shadow puppets
generally are more complicated than hand puppets and would be
more likely to fall into this category.
Conversely, hand puppets can be used successfully by almost
anyone, which is why they are favored by most nonprofessionals.
Even though today’s children are exposed to top-notch productions
on television, there is nothing like experiencing the real thing. So
live puppet shows, most of which are put on by amateur groups,
continue to delight the children who see them.
PLANNING THE PROGRAM
Audience age should be the first consideration when planning a

puppet program. The plays in this book are for children from about
three to eight years old. With the exception of the two-part audience
participation piece, “Let’s Be Puppets,” none lasts longer than fifteen
minutes.
If the group is made up exclusively of preschoolers, the program
should not exceed half an hour, and a break in the middle is a good
idea. “Exercise Time,” lead by Missy Muscle, would work well as
a break. So would a song or dance in which the kids can
participate. Children from kindergarten to third grade will enjoy
Children enjoy meeting the puppets after a show.
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6 Puppet Plays
Neighborhood children enjoy a puppet show at the Northmont Branch Library in

Englewood, Ohio.
a slightly longer program. Some of the plays are geared to this

older group.
When pieces are being considered, their exact playing time
(including introductory music) should be calculated. After two or
three are selected, the program can be rounded out to the desired
length. Songs, dances, and poems make good fillers. Another idea,
especially near a patriotic holiday, would be a parade. To the
accompaniment of band music, all of the puppets can pass by
(perhaps more than once) carrying a variety of flags, banners, bells,
etc.
PUPPETS
With several exceptions all of the puppets in the following plays

should be hand (glove) puppets. There are two kinds that may be
designated as such. In this book they are called hand-action if their
arms and heads are manipulated and mouth-action if their mouths
move. What the puppet is required to do determines what kind it
should be. A mix of hand and mouth-action puppets is acceptable
and often works best. The production notes following each play
specify what style of puppets the characters should be.
HAND-ACTION PUPPETS: People puppets should usually be
hand-action because they are often required to manipulate props. If
a puppet is supposed to be a person, logic dictates that it would
normally hold or carry props in its hands. If a puppet lacking
maneuverable hands should suddenly seize a prop in its mouth while
continuing to talk, the play would immediately lose credibility, and
any laughter that results would be for the wrong reason. Even puppet
plays must be believable, so whenever the stage directions indicate
the use of props by a puppet in the role of a person, the hand-action
variety is in order. Some animals have manual dexterity, so a raccoon
or monkey could also logically be hand-action.
MOUTH-ACTION PUPPETS: Generally, animal puppets work
best if they are mouth-action. They can then talk, sing, laugh, or
make animal noises, and if the action requires them to carry props,
using the mouth to do so would seem right. People puppets that do
nothing but talk are also most effective if they are mouth-action. The
loquacious Ms. Potts in “The Talent Show” is an example. Simple
mouth-action puppets made from socks or soft felt are easily
manipulated and can be made to assume a variety of facial expres¬
sions.
Hand puppets by their nature never have legs, although legs are
sometimes added as decorative appendages. Likewise, arms can be
attached to the side seams of a mouth-action puppet if much of the
body is visible. Puppets that fit the hand too tightly inhibit action.
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If they are too loose, they are difficult to keep on. A hand-action
puppet should cover the hand like a large glove, the thumb and third
finger inserted into the puppet’s arms and the forefinger into its
head. The neckpiece should fit snugly. A mouth-action puppet
should fit the hand like a mitten, the thumb operating the lower jaw
and the fingers the upper jaw.
The two simple patterns included here should be regarded as a
starting point for beginners who want to try their hands at making
puppets. There are many excellent books on the subject, some of
which are included in a reading list at the end of this book. There is
also a list of suggestions about where to buy ready-made puppets.
HAND-ACTION PUPPET
(BASIC PATTERN)
Stitch body sides together. Use a foam ball for the head. After cutting a hole for the
forefinger, insert a neck of rolled cardboard. Glue this to the costume neck, and add
appropriate features to the face.
(Papier-mache or stuffed cloth heads may also be used)
MOUTH-ACTION PUPPET
(BASIC PATTERN)
POINTED MOUTH
ROUND MOUTH
Stitch body sides together and sew in the mouth. Decorate with appropriate features.
STAGE SETUP
STAGE: A hand puppet stage can take many forms. It can be as

simple as a standing screen that hides the puppeteers from view. One
popular style that works well and takes little storage space is a basic
frame stage on platform feet. The opening is covered by a black scrim
backdrop against which the drama is viewed by the audience. This
material is sheer enough for the puppeteers to observe the action from
behind. For a more finished look, front curtains may be hung around
the opening.
In a scene from “The Picnic” the raccoon discovers the picnic basket. A temporary prop
made from a shoe box lid is covered with construction paper.
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Each branch of the Dayton and Montgomery County Public Library system has a
simple frame puppet stage (39 inches wide by 48 inches high). Here the stage has been
mounted on a cloth covered bench. The black scrim backdrop is in place, and the
brackets for the front curtain rods are visible.
PROP STAGE: Some plays require props to be set down, so some

kind of prop stage is necessary. The ideal puppet stage would have a
permanent prop stage, i.e. a proscenium ledge or shelf several inches
wide extending the length of the frame opening. Lacking this, a shoe
box lid can be covered in construction paper and cut to fit across the
frame.
SETTINGS: Scenery should not be used in amateur hand puppet
plays. The puppeteers .will already (literally) have their hands full
managing puppets and props, so the simpler the settings, the better.
Usually dialogue, action, and portable props are enough to suggest a
setting. Using permanent props for specific scenes should be done
only when the action demands.
PROPS: Coming up with the right prop is often a matter of luck.
Toy stores are sometimes the answer, since all sorts of accessories are
made for dolls. Props need not be perfectly scaled to a puppet’s size.
General Production Notes 13
Setup behind the scenes at the Ft. McKinley Branch Library.
In fact, something proportionately a bit too large will be more visible

to the audience. When all else fails, props must be made. Construc¬
tion paper, Play-Doh™, miscellaneous craft supplies, and just plain
junk can be turned into all manner of interesting objects.
TAPE PLAYER: Once the stage is in place, the tape player must be
positioned for easy accessibility by both puppeteers. The tapes should
be placed nearby in proper order. If the tape player has stereo
speakers with long cords, the speakers should be pulled forward
beside the stage.
SCRIPTS: Scripts should be typed single-spaced (double-spaced
between speeches) and taped to the puppet stage or the rod of the
scrim curtain for easy referral by the puppeteers.
MUSIC
MUSIC helps to set the mood for a puppet play. It can be popular
or classical as long as the sound suits the subject. Usually instrumen¬
tal music works best. Surprisingly, the faster-paced movements of
symphonies (allegretto, allegro, or presto) are often good choices.
Other possibilities include piano or guitar music or even something
played on a toy xylophone, bells, or kazoo.
In lieu of music, appropriate sound effects could be used. For
example, ghostly moans and rattling chains would provide a fitting
introduction to a Halloween play. Whatever is chosen to introduce a
play should not last much longer than 30 seconds or the attention of
the audience will wane. Then the volume should decrease, fading out
completely as the play begins. This is easy to manage if a record or
cassette is used.
SONGS can be used effectively at the beginning or end of a
program or between plays. Children enjoy singing along with the
puppets, if they know the words, and clapping in time to the music.
Sesame Street songs are much enjoyed, and Rudolph, the Red-nosed
Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman are big hits in December programs.
For amateur productions there should be no problem using
commercially made records or tapes. If the program is to be a
money-making enterprise, however, permission should be obtained
from the record company.
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TAPING
In the past, puppet plays were memorized, and puppeteers spoke

as they manipulated their puppets. Of course, this can still be done,
but it is no longer necessary. Taping on a cassette recorder is
suggested as the best way to ensure a successful production. The
finest available recording equipment should be used, but even a
simple recorder can produce satisfactory results. Using high-quality
tape is more important.
VOICES: It is important that the actors’ voices differ from one
another, especially in long dialogues. Voices can vary in cadence,
speed, texture, and especially pitch. Small puppet characters (chil¬
dren or tiny animals) should generally have high voices. The voice of
a character of authority should usually be lower and/or louder. This
will seem logical to the audience, and the distinctions will also help
the puppeteers who must later manipulate the puppets according to
the sound. As much appropriate emotion as possible should be
instilled into the speeches as the script is read.
SOUND EFFECTS: Some plays require special sound effects. Any
equipment needed to produce these effects should be handy during
recording so that the sounds can be put on the tape. Specific
suggestions about achieving the sounds are included in the produc¬
tion notes following the plays.
TIMING: The most convincing recording counts for nothing if
pauses are not properly observed. For example, if a character is
supposed to exit to get a prop and then reenter, several seconds must
be allowed or the moves that the puppeteer must later make will trail
behind the sound. In these plays ellipses (. . .) have been used to
indicate pauses in the sound. These vary in time, and common sense
should dictate the length of each pause. Stage directions also
occasionally indicate that there should be a pause in the recording.
REHEARSING: To produce a good tape, rehearsal is essential.
Several run-throughs are suggested, complete with sound effects.
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RECORDING: Once the above preliminaries have been observed, it

is time to tape. Someone familiar with the play should act as director
and follow the script during recording. If one of the actors muffs a
line, or a vital pause is not observed, the tape can be stopped and the
mistake corrected. The end product should be a high-quality
recording that can be used many times.
PLAYING TIME: The tape, including any music or special sound
effects used before or during the play, should be timed exactly. The
times included in the production notes of the following plays are
approximate.
ACTION
Most of these plays require two puppeteers. Even the pieces with
only two characters will work best with an extra person behind the
scenes. After a puppet is onstage for several minutes, its operator will
be grateful to have a spare hand as an elbow prop beneath an upraised
arm. The backstage operators have been designated here as The
Puppeteer on the Right and The Puppeteer on the Left^ and specific
production notes indicate what each should do in the plays. Right
and left are considered from the puppeteers’ point of view.
Scene from “The Valentine Bouquet.” The puppet on the left has a styrofoam ball
head topped with yellow yarn hair. A small, flexible hand-action puppet like this can
assume many roles.
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REHEARSAL: While having a play on tape frees puppeteers from

memorizing or reading aloud during the production, some rehearsal
is essential. Enough time should be allowed for the puppeteers to feel
confident in their ability to synchronize movement to sound while
keeping one eye on the handily posted script. The final run-through
should be a dress rehearsal with everything set up as if for an actual
performance. Puppets and props should be arranged in order. Some
elegant stages have shelves or hooks for easy accessibility, but lacking
this, a book truck or bench behind the puppeteers works well.
ENTRANCES AND EXITS: Unless indicated otherwise, puppets
should not pop up from below. They should enter in profile position
as a real person or animal would, maintaining a consistent onstage
level. They should exit the same way.
HAND-ACTION PUPPETS: If a puppet is a person, the puppeteer
should keep his/her hand in a vertical position unless the script
indicates otherwise. While talking, the puppet’s arms and head
should move. Listening, the puppet should be motionless. In
conversation, puppets should turn slightly toward one another. If a
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Bryan and Susie meet the Flyswatter in “Litterbugs. ”

General Production Notes 19
hand-action puppet is an animal, it may be held in a forward

position.
MOUTH-ACTION PUPPETS: If the puppet is a person, the puppet¬
eer’s arm should be vertical, elbow to wrist, and the hand bent
forward at a right angle. Animal puppets can assume a more relaxed
position, inclining forward, especially if addressing the audience. A
puppet’s mouth should not wobble constantly while talking or
singing, but should open on stressed vowels.
EMOTING: A puppet, though small, can be made to exhibit
larger-than-life emotions. Happy, it can jump, dance, and (if
hand-action) clap its hands in glee. Called upon to cry, a puppet can
throw itself down and thrash violently, much to the enjoyment of the
audience. Mouth-action puppets, especially the soft homemade
variety, can be made to portray a wide gamut of emotions. Puppets
should be made to “ham it up’’ whenever the script allows.
THE VALENTINE BOUQUET
PUPPETS PROPS
MOLLY PAPER HEART

CHIP PILL BOTTLE VASE
CORKY 5 LOLLIPOPS
DAISY DOLL
MOTHER
MOLLY: {enters with paper heart. . . addresses audience) This is

a valentine I made in school today. I really love to
make valentines. It’s so easy to do. All you need is
a piece of paper folded in the middle and some
scissors. Then you cut a smooth, careful curve, up,
over, and down. When you open it up, you have a
heart like this. . . . You can make little hearts or
big hearts, skinny hearts or fat hearts. This one is
big and fat, because it’s for my mother. I wanted
room for plenty of hugs and kisses. See? {shows
Valentin^ The Os are hugs, and the Xs are kisses.
. . . But this Valentine’s Day, I’m giving my
mother a present, too, because I have something
this year that I don’t usually have—money! {crosses
stage) I’m going in the house to get my money
now; but first I’ll tape this valentine to the
refrigerator door where Mom will find it. The
present—that’ll be the real surprise—will come
later, {exits with heart. . . enters) And now I’m off
to the Candy Corner to buy something special.
{crosses stage and exits . . . enters with vase of lollipops)
. . . How about this for a valentine gift? And, let
me tell you, these are not ordinary lollipops. They
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Plays for Seasons and Holidays 21
are chocolate. So this is a valentine bouquet of

milk chocolate pops. I can hardly wait to give it to
Mom. {starts across stage . . , stops) I know what I’ll
do! Instead of taking this inside, I’ll ring the
doorbell and say, “Special delivery for Valentine’s
Day.’’ That will make the surprise even better.
CHIP; {enters) Hey, Molly, wait up.
MOLLY: Oh, hi. Chip.
CHIP: What’s that you have?
MOLLY: It’s a present for my mother for Valentine’s Day.
CHIP: A bunch of lollipops? That’s weird.
MOLLY; What do you mean, weird? This is a bouquet of

lollipops, and they’re not just any old kind either.
They’re milk chocolate pops. That’s very, very
special.
CHIP: Yum, yum, that does sound special. I sure wish I

had something like that for my mother.
MOLLY; Uh-huh.
CHIP; Yes, I’d really like to give my Mom a nice present

like that.
MOLLY: Uh-huh.
CHIP: My mom really loves chocolate.
MOLLY: Uh-huh.
CHIP; {sadly) Yes, even just one milk chocolate pop

would be a nice surprise for my mom.
MOLLY: Well, Chip, they have lots of these left at the

Candy Corner.
CHIP: Uh-huh.
MOLLY; Is there any reason why you can’t go down there

yourself and buy a milk chocolate pop?
CHIP: Uh-huh. The best reason in the world.
MOLLY: Oh, I know why. You don’t have any money.

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CHIP: You are a very smart person, Molly, besides being

my best friend.
MOLLY: Why, thank you.
CHIP: You are very, very smart.
MOLLY: Uh-huh.
CHIP: And my very, very, very best friend.
MOLLY: {angrily) All right. All right. Don’t say I can’t take
a hint. Here, take one of mine. {He takes a pop)
CHIP: Thank you, thank you, thank you. You’re a

really-truly friend.
MOLLY: You’re welcome. I think I’m a really-truly sucker,

and I don’t mean a lollipop. Well, never mind.
Wish your mom a happy Valentine’s Day for me.
CHIP: I will. Thanks again, Molly. Good-bye. {exits)
MOLLY: Well, I have four milk chocolate pops left, and

that’s still a nice present. . . . {loud crying offstage)
. . . My goodness, who’s that?
CORKY: {enters sobbing) Waahh. . . . Waahh. . . .
MOLLY: Why, Corky, what’s the matter? Why are you

crying?
CORKY: I ... I ... I fell down in the mud.
MOLLY: I can see that. Are you hurt?
CORKY: No, but look at my clothes. I’m covered with

slick, slimy, sloppy mud. {sobs)
MOLLY: Yes, you are a mess. But, don’t worry, the dirt will
come out in the wash.
CORKY: But I’m staying at my grandma’s, and she’ll be

mad at me.
MOLLY: Your grandma is a nice lady. She won’t be mad at

you.
CORKY; Oh, yes, she will. Shell punish me. Oh, I’m going
to get it, something awful.
MOLLY; But it was an accident. You didn’t fall down on

purpose, did you?
CORKY; No, but Grandma told me to stay inside and keep

clean, because we’re going out later.
MOLLY; But you went outside anyway.
CORKY; Yes. And now Grandma will be mad at me, won’t

she?
MOLLY; Yes, I think your grandma will be mad all right.
CORKY; Very, very mad?
MOLLY; Yes, and I don’t blame her.
CORKY; So that’s why I’m crying, {sobs)
MOLLY; Poor little Corky. You were naughty, that’s for

sure. But I can’t help feeling sorry for you. . . . Say,
I have an idea. I’ll give you one of these milk
chocolate pops. You can give it to your grandma
and say, “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
CORKY; Oh, goody! Then she won’t be mad, will she?
MOLLY; I don’t know. Maybe not quite so mad. Here you

are. Take one of these for your grandma.
CORKY; {takes a pop) Thank you, Molly. I’ll give it to her

right now. (exits)
MOLLY; {calls after Corky) Be sure to give her a big hug,

too. . . . My bouquet is getting smaller. But three
milk chocolate pops are still a pretty nice present.
. . . {loud crying offstage) ... I can’t believe it. Here
comes another unhappy person. . . . Why, it’s
Daisy.
DAISY; {enters sobbing with doll) Waahhh. . . . Waahhh. . . .
MOLLY; Daisy, what’s the matter? You didn’t fall down in

the mud, did you?
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DAISY; No. {sobs)
MOLLY: Something must be wrong. Why are you crying?
DAISY; It’s . . . it’s . . . it’s my dolly. . . . Look, {shows doll)
MOLLY: {looks) Oh, now I see. . . . Your doll has lost a leg.
DAISY: Yes. Oh, my poor dolly! {sobs)
MOLLY: Maybe we can find it.
DAISY: No, it fell down a hole in the street, {sobs)
MOLLY: Oh, I’m sorry. Is there anything I can do to make

you feel better?
DAISY: No. The only thing that ever makes me feel better
when I’m unhappy is candy, {sobs)
MOLLY: I might have guessed that candy would be the

answer to your problem. But now / have a
problem. . . . Daisy, if I give you a delicious
milk chocolate pop, would that make you feel
better?
DAISY: {laughs) Oh, yes!
MOLLY; Well, all right. Here you are then.
DAISY: Oh, happy day! Good-bye, stupid doll, {flings doll

away) Hello, yummy milk chocolate pop! {grabs
pop and exits)
MOLLY: {addresses audience) I can’t believe it. She just

threw her doll away. . . . This day isn’t turning
out the way it was supposed to. I started out
with a bouquet of milk chocolate pops, and now
only two are left. I’d better hurry home before I
meet any more unhappy people, {crosses stage)
Now I’m the unhappy one. But I’ll ring the
doorbell anyway, as planned, {puts down vase and
rings doorbell)
MOTHER: {enters) Why, Molly!
MOLLY: {sadly) Special delivery for Valentine’s Day.

MOTHER; {picks up vase) Oh, how lovely! A valentine present

for me.
MOLLY: Not a very nice present.
MOTHER: Whatever do you mean? I think it’s perfect. I’ll

put it inside, {deposits vase offstage)
MOLLY: When I left the Candy Corner I had a bouquet of

milk chocolate pops, and now two are all I have
left for you. I wish I hadn’t met three unhappy
people on my way home, but I did, and I gave
away part of your present.
MOTHER: But you made three people happy by sharing.
MOLLY: I guess so.
MOTHER: I’m glad there are exactly two left. Can you guess
why?
MOLLY: No, why?
MOTHER: Because I know you like chocolate, too, so we’ll

have a Valentine’s Day party. For dessert there
will be one pop for me and one for you. Won’t that
be nice?
MOLLY; I guess so.
MOTHER; But I found something even nicer earlier today.
MOLLY; What’s that?
MOTHER: A valentine on the refrigerator door.
MOLLY; But that’s just a paper heart I cut out.
MOTHER: But it’s covered with Os and Xs. I do like

chocolate, but hugs and kisses are even better.
. . . {They hug) . . .
MOLLY: Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom.
MOTHER: Happy Valentine’s Day, Molly. Now let’s go have

our party. {They exit)
The Valentine Bouquet
Production notes
PUPPETS: All of the puppets should be hand-action. Molly

must be very flexible because she is required to
hold the pill bottle for most of the play. Corky and
Daisy should be small, designating that they are
the youngest characters, and Corky’s clothing
should show signs of mud.
SETTING: All of the action takes place outside. A prop stage

is needed briefly when Molly puts down the vase,
which she must do before ringing the doorbell.
PROPS: The paper heart should have a noticeable fold and

be about five inches so that the audience can see
the Xs and Os. A cylindrical pharmacy pill con¬
tainer (2 1/2'' high by 1 3/4" in diameter) is
perfect for the vase. Five Tootsie Roll™ Pops fit
this exactly, but the candy should be replaced by
something lightweight such as cotton or paper
balls, which can be covered in foil. The doll could
be a small rubber (or plastic) one or a simple cloth
one with a missing leg. It should not be made of
anything breakable.
TAPING: The only special effect is the sound of the doorbell,

which could be a chime of some kind or sounds
made by a toy piano or xylophone. Molly’s voice
must contrast decidedly with those of the other
characters with whom she converses in sequence.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Molly and her

mother, and the one on the right should operate
the tape player and be the other three characters.
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Molly first enters from the right with the heart,

talks, and then crosses stage, exiting and reenter¬
ing from the left (her home). Then she crosses
stage and exits right (the Candy Corner), reenter¬
ing with the lollipop bouquet. She stays holding
the vase at center stage, and Chip, Corky, and
Daisy enter and exit at the right. When Daisy
flings her doll away, she merely drops it back-
stage. The mother enters from the left and stays at
far left stage (the door to her home). Molly must
put the vase down briefly in order to ring the
doorbell and also because it will be easier for her
mother to pick it up from the prop stage than for
one puppet to hand it to the other. The mother
deposits it offstage (the puppeteer’s free hand) so
that the puppets can hug.
TIME; 10 minutes. Allow extra time for introductory

music.
THE LEPRECHAUN
CHARACTERS PROP
LEPRECHAUN SHOE
PIG
3 LEPRECHAUNS
{sound of pounding offstage . . . tap . . . tap . . . tap

. , . tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. . . tap. . . tap
. . . tap . . . tap . . . loud clunk as something heavy hits
floor)
LEPRECHAUN; {enters with shoe) Oh, shame on me! Eve been a

shoemaker all my blessed life, and I’ve never, never,
never thrown my hammer before. . . . But I’m tired
of making shoes. . . . Tired, tired, tired, {looks at shoe)
Ahhh, this is a pretty one. The stitching is perfect,
if I say so myself, and the sole is tender to the foot,
soft, but not too soft. . . . Yes, this shoe is my
masterpiece, the best, the very best. I’ve ever made.
. . . All it needed was one more nail. . . . But I’m sick
of making shoes. Sick, sick, sick. So, pretty shoe,
away you go! {throws shoe) Oh, I feel better already.
I should have done this long ago.
PIG; {enters) Hey, somebody threw a shoe, and it

knocked me on the noggin.
LEPRECHAUN; Saints preserve me! It’s a talking pig.
PIG; That I am. And I just got a nasty bump on my

head.
LEPRECHAUN; Oh, dearie me. I’m afraid that I’m the guilty
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party. The shoe just slipped from my hand, and

through the air it flew.
PIG: Well, I hope from now on you’ll be more careful.
LEPRECHAUN: That I will, to be sure. And, really, I am very sorry.

I hope that the knock on your noggin was not too
painful.
PIG: I accept your apology. And, to tell the truth, it

didn’t hurt all that much. It was a rather small
shoe. It was a very, very small shoe, in fact.
LEPRECHAUN: Yes, but never mind about that. I’m glad you
weren’t hurt, so good-bye.
PIG: Not so fast, sir. I think, since I am the one who

suffered the injury, that I deserve to have my
curiosity satisfied. It’s the least you can do.
LEPRECHAUN: Hah! This talking pig wants his curiosity satis¬

fied. And he speaks like a scholar. . . . Very well,
Mr. Pig, what do you want to know?
PIG: I would like to know how you came by this tiny

shoe. It is far too small for any human being I
know. Paddy, whose pig I am proud to be, has a
great, broad foot. Even his baby could not wear so
small a shoe.
LEPRECHAUN: Ah, so you are Paddy’s pig! I might have known,

since he and his vast brood live just down the lane.
. . . Well, Pig, to answer your question, or, as you
would say, satisfy your curiosity, I did not merely
come by that shoe, as you put it. I made it. But I
do not make shoes for the likes of Paddy. I make
shoes only for the wee folk.
PIG: The wee folk! Do you mean fairies?
LEPRECHAUN: That I do. That I do. It’s my job—I might even be

so bold as to say career—to make shoes for fairies.
I am known as the best fairy shoemaker in this
part of Ireland.
PIG: Then you must be a leprechaun!

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LEPRECHAUN: That I am. That I am.
PIG: This is exciting. I’ve heard about leprechauns, but

I never thought I’d meet one.
LEPRECHAUN: Well, now you have. So, good-bye.
PIG: Oh, you shan’t be rid of me yet. My curiosity is

still not completely satisfied, and you owe me
that. . . . Why, I’d like to know, did that shoe
come sailing through the air to hit me on my
noggin? I don’t believe for a minute that it merely
slipped from your hand.
LEPRECHAUN: All right. I’ll admit it. I threw the shoe, but I
didn’t mean to hit anyone. If truth be known. I’m
a bit bored. Day and night, night and day, I stitch
and pound, making shoes. Work, work, work,
that’s all I ever do. It’s those dancing fairies who
have all the fun. While I work, they dance and
wear out the shoes I’ve made for them. And when
the soles are thin and the stitching frayed, they
come back for repairs.
PIG: But surely they pay you for your work.
LEPRECHAUN: Oh, yes. They bring gold, lots of beautiful gold. I

am very, very rich.
PIG: Then it’s true what they say. I’ve heard that every
leprechaun has a pot of gold buried somewhere.
LEPRECHAUN: Yes, that’s true. And now I know what you’re

after. You want my pot of gold. Well, I’m not
going to tell you where it is.
PIG: Hah! Now, I ask you, what would a pig want with
gold? I have no need for fine clothes or other fancy
things. And I certainly wouldn’t go to market to
buy a pound of pork chops. Ugh, what a horrible
thought!
LEPRECHAUN: So, at last it’s good-bye.

PIG: Not quite yet. I have an idea. Why don’t you have
a leprechauns’ dance? There must be others of
your kind about.
LEPRECHAUN: Oh, yes. Leprechauns live in hollow trees and

under stumps all around here, but we never get
together. Leprechauns are loners. . . . But just
once, dancing a bit might be fun.
PIG: Then leave it to me. Now that I know where to

look Lm going to see if I can find some more
leprechauns like yourself who might enjoy kick¬
ing up their heels. So, now it’s good-bye. {exits)
LEPRECHAUN: Good-bye to you too. . . . Humph! I’m sure that

pig means well, but I don’t think there’s going to
be any leprechauns’ dance. . . . Well, I guess I’ve
had my tantrum. Now I’d best look for that shoe
I tossed away and get back to work, {searches)
Where is it? I’m sure I didn’t throw it far. . . . Ah,
good! Here it is. {picks up shoe) And now. It’s back
to work for me. {exits with shoe. . , sound of pounding
offstage . , . tap . , . tap . . . tap . . , tap . . . tap)
PIG: {enters) Mr. Leprechaun, Mr. Leprechaun, where

are you? I bring news, and ’tis fitting for the
season.
LEPRECHAUN: {enters) Oh, it’s the talking pig again. Whatever do

you mean? What news do you bring?
PIG: The best. The leprechauns’ dance is arranged, and

just in time for St. Patrick’s Day, too. ’Twill begin
shortly.
LEPRECHAUN: You don’t say.
PIG: Yes, I discovered some others like you who were

fed up with working. . . . The music is about to
begin, so follow me. {exits followed by leprechaun
. . , they re-enter from opposite side)
LEPRECHAUN: {looking about) Where are all the others?
PIG: Oh, they’ll be along, never fear. And now, since

I’ve done my good deed. I’ll be running along. I
hope you will enjoy your dance and have a happy
St. Patrick’s Day as well.
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LEPRECHAUN: Thank you, Mr. Pig, and the same to you. {The
music begins, and the leprechaun begins to dance alone.
One by one, three others enter, and they dance solemnly
in unison. ... As the music fades, the leprechauns exit,
one by one in single file, still dancing.)
The Leprechaun
Production notes
PUPPETS: The four leprechauns should be hand-action pup¬

pets. Although, according to some scholarly
sources, leprechauns traditionally wore red jack¬
ets, green, which is associated with things Irish,
would be better accepted by the audience. While
they need not be exactly alike, all four should be
dressed in bright green, including hats or caps of
some kind. The pig could be either hand- or
mouth-action, but the latter would be more effec¬
tive.
SETTING: The change of scene from the leprechaun’s domain

to the site of the dance is accomplished by the
leprechaun and pig exiting in one direction and
reentering from the other. No prop stage is
needed.
PROPS: The shoe is the only prop. A doll’s shoe could be

used, or a small slipper could be made of felt.
TAPING: The sound effect of the hammer tapping and

being thrown could be made by a real hammer.
The leprechaun’s voice should be that of a grouchy
old man, and the pig’s should be low and pleasant.
Plenty of time should be allowed for the two
puppets to exit and reenter when the scene
changes. Some kind of pipe music, perhaps flute
or even ocarina, could be used at the beginning of
the play and reprised at the end for the lepre¬
chauns’ dance. If a tape or record is used, it should
be something lilting and recognizable as Irish
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dance music. It should not go on so long that the

audience will become bored.
ACTION; The puppeteer on the right should be the lepre¬

chaun. This puppet should enter right and toss the
shoe backstage to the left where it can be retrieved
when needed. The puppeteer on the left can
operate the tape player and be the pig. The pig
enters left and exits the same way to arrange the
dance. After picking up the shoe (from the pup¬
peteer’s free hand), the leprechaun exits right to
resume work until summoned by the pig who has
reentered left. Then both puppets exit left and,
after a brief pause, reenter from the right. The
pig’s final exit is to the left. The puppeteer must
remove the pig and wear leprechaun puppets on
both hands. The other puppeteer must use the
fourth leprechaun puppet. The three leprechauns
enter, one by one, to join the first, who is already
dancing. The bodies should be held erect and the
arms down (as well as possible). The movement
should be up and down with some slight shifts left
and right. Finally, as the music fades, they should
turn to exit right in single file, still dancing. The
dance should be practiced until the puppets per¬
form in unison.
TIME: 7 V2 minutes. Allow extra time for introductory

music and for the dance at the end.
THE TRICKY EASTER BUNNY
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR 2 EASTER BASKETS

EASTER BUNNY 2 BAGS OF JELLYBEANS
GIRL
BOY
SCAMP, A DOG
NARRATOR: One sunny spring afternoon a rabbit hopped into

the garden behind a little white house. . . . (Easter
Bunny enters') . . . This rabbit was very much larger
than the brown cottontails you usually see in your
yard, because he was, in fact, the Easter Bunny.
First he hopped to the farthest corner of the
garden where the daffodils were in full flower . . .
and then he hopped to the opposite corner where
the tulips were just starting to bloom. . . . All the
while he glanced this way and that, as if he were
searching for something.
EASTER BUNNY: Easter’s coming! Easter’s coming tomorrow, so

this is my last chance to take a good look around
this bee-yoo-tiful garden. Last year those two kids
who live here found their Easter baskets much too
easily. This year I don’t want that to happen. . . .
Uh-oh! Someone’s coming. I’d better hide behind
this juniper bush, (hides to one side. . . . girl and boy
enter)
GIRL: Tomorrow will be Easter. I sure hope the Easter

Bunny won’t forget to come.
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BOY: He never forgets, and he always hides our baskets

in this part of the garden.
GIRL: Yes, I always find mine in the center of the rose

bed, hardly hidden at all.
BOY: And I always find mine under the forsythia bush.

GIRL: Silly old bunny. He hides them in the same place
every year.
BOY: We’ll know eactly where to look tomorrow morn¬
ing. Come on, let’s go get our baskets, {girl and boy
exit)
EASTER BUNNY: Hah! Call me a silly old bunny, will you? Just you
wait and see who’s silly.
NARRATOR: The Easter Bunny was very angry indeed. He
poked around the garden a bit more until sud¬
denly he had an inspiration. Then, since his
busiest time of year was coming up, he hopped
away chuckling to himself. {Easter Bunny exits) . .
. Later, right before they went to bed, the kids left
their baskets outside on the back step for the
Easter Bunny to find, (girl and boy enter, put down
baskets, and exit)
^^
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NARRATOR: Early the net morning the Easter Bunny returned

carrying fancy eggs and other Easter treats. (Easter
Bunny enters with jellybean-filled bags that he sets
down)
EASTER BUNNY: It’s been a long, hard night, and I’m worn to a
frazzle. Now those kids are about to learn that I’m
a tricky bunny, not a silly bunny. . . . Well, I see
their baskets are here waiting to be filled. All-
righty, here’s something for you . . . (puts a bag into
one basket). . . and something for you, too. . . . (puts
a bag into other basket) . . . And now, heh-heh-heh.
I’ll put my tricky plan into effect.
NARRATOR: Then that tricky bunny began to dig a hole
between two lilac bushes. . . . (bunny digs frantic¬
ally) ... As everyone knows, rabbits are excellent
diggers, so this took him only a minute. Then,

into that hole went the first basket, {bunny plants
basket) . . . and the second basket soon followed.
{bunny plants second basket) . . . Now there was
nothing left to do but to cover the baskets with
leaves and twigs. Then, his dastardly deed done,
the Easter Bunny hid behind the juniper bush.
{bunny hides to one side) ... It was none too soon,
because the girl and boy were up early, and of
course the first thing they wanted to do was to
search for their Easter baskets, {girl and boy enter)
GIRL: I know where to look for my basket. Right smack

in the middle of the rose garden.
BOY: And mine will be under the forsythia, as usual.

{they begin to search)
GIRL: Oh, mine isn’t where I thought it would be.
BOY: Mine either. I can’t find it anywhere.
GIRL: {crying) The Easter Bunny forgot us.
BOY: It’s worse than that. Where are our baskets? I’ll
bet he took them away to give to someone else.
GIRL: The Easter Bunny doesn’t like us any more, {sobs)
BOY: Here comes Scamp. . . . {dog enters and licks kids’

faces) . . . Good old dog! You still love us, even if
the Easter Bunny doesn’t, {dog begins to snoop and
sniff around the garden)
GIRL: Whatever is Scamp doing? He’s sniffing around

those two lilac bushes . . . {dog digs) . . . and now
he’s digging like crazy. Naughty Scamp! You
know you’re not supposed to dig in the garden.
BOY: Maybe he buried a bone there. Is that what you

did. Scamp?
SCAMP: Woofl Woofl {exits)
GIRL: Well, there goes Scamp. I guess it wasn’t a bone

after all. But something must be in that hole, and
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I’m going to see what it is. . . . {looks into hole)

. . . Why, it’s our Easter baskets! . . . Here’s mine,
good as new. {retrieves basket) . . .
BOY; Oh, let me see. Let me see. . . . {looks into hole) . . .

Yes, sure enough, mine’s here too. Out of my way!
Let me at it. {retrieves basket) . . .
GIRL: This is all very strange. I wonder how our Easter

baskets ended up in a hole.
BOY: I guess we’ll never know the answer to that. Well,

let’s take them inside where they’ll be safe, {girl
and boy exit with baskets)
NARRATOR: Leaving the garden that girl and boy were all
smiles, and you can be sure that Scamp got an
Easter treat, too. . . . (faster Bunny moves center stage)
. . . After working all night that poor old rabbit
was exhausted, and he planned to go home and
sleep for a week.
EASTER BUNNY: {addresses audienc^ But confidentially, just be¬

tween you all and me. I’m really pleased that those
kids found their Easter baskets after all. And I can
be pretty sure that they’ll never call me a “silly old
bunny’’ again. From now on I’m the “Tricky
Easter Bunny!” {hops away)
The Tricky Easter Bunny
Production notes
PUPPETS: The girl and boy must be hand-action puppets as

the script requires them to carry their Easter
baskets. The Easter Bunny and dog may be either
hand- or mouth-action puppets, because their
digging can be suggested by shaking their bodies,
and the Easter Bunny can manipulate props using
either mouth or paws.
SETTING: No actual flowers or bushes are needed to suggest

the garden setting, but a prop stage, either perma¬
nent or temporary, is necessary so that the girl and
boy can set down their baskets and the Easter
Bunny his two bags of jellybeans. The “hole” is
out of audience vision, behind the puppet stage
and is, of course, the waiting hand of a puppeteer.
PROPS: If small baskets are unavailable, they could be

fashioned from sturdy brown corrugated card¬
board. They should have rigid, highly arched
handles which are easy for the puppets to manipu¬
late, allowing for quick insertion of the jellybeans.
The bags holding the few jellybeans should be of
clear plastic, securely tied at the top with enough
surplus so that the Easter Bunny can carry them.
TAPING: No special sound effects are needed. The girl

puppet’s voice should be high, the boy’s medium,
and the rabbit’s low. The narrator may be any
good reader. If music is used at the beginning, it
may be reprised to show the passage of time
between Easter Eve when the children put their
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40 Puppet Plays
baskets outside and the following morning when

the Bunny returns.
ACTION; The action is easy to manage, because much of it

is described by the narrator or the characters
themselves as it happens. Note that when the
children converse, the girl always speaks first. The
puppeteer on the left should work the tape player
and take the parts of both girl and boy who will
enter and exit from that side (their house). The
puppeteer on the right should be the Easter Bunny
and Scamp. The Bunny should enter and exit from
the right and Scamp from the left since he lives
with the children. After the dog’s brief appear¬
ance, there is just enough time allowed so that the
puppeteer can remove the puppet and be handed
the Easter baskets when they are put into the hole
one at a time. Later they can be handed to the
children in the same way.
TIME: 6 V2 minutes, which includes 15 seconds for

nighttime interim during which some music
could be used. Allow extra time for introductory
music.
GRACIE'S GARDEN
CHARACTERS PROPS
DADDY SHOVEL
GRACIE SPOON
PACKET OF SEEDS
BOX OF MAGIC-GROW
GIANT FLOWER
{Father enters with shovel and begins to dig)

GRACIE: {enters) Daddy! Daddy! What are you doing?
DADDY: Em doing a special springtime job, Gracie. Em
digging a vegetable garden.
GRACIE: Oh, goody! Can I help?
DADDY: No, but you may watch.
GRACIE: But, Daddy, I want to help.
DADDY: This shovel is too big for you, but I have an idea.
GRACIE: What’s that?
DADDY: You can plant your own garden. Do you think

you’d like that?
GRACIE: Oh, yes!
DADDY: All right then, go into the house and get a big
spoon to dig with.
GRACIE: Ell do that. Don’t go away. Ell be right back.

{exits)
DADDY: And I will be right here digging, {digs)
GRACIE: {enters with spoon) Em back. Where should I dig my

garden. Daddy?
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DADDY; {looks) Well, let me think a minute. . . . Oh, I

know. While I’m digging a big garden for
vegetables here by the garage, you can dig a
little garden for flowers near the back door.
How’s that.^
GRACIE: Fine. Flowers are much, much nicer than vegeta¬

bles.
DADDY; Let’s get to work then, {they begin to dig)
GRACIE; I think a little working song would help me get

done faster, {sings while digging This is the way I
dig my garden, dig my garden, dig my garden.
This is the way I dig my garden, so early in the
morning. . . . {stops digging That working song
really did help. I’m all done digging.
DADDY; My goodness, you are fast.
GRACIE; What comes next?
DADDY; Net comes planting your seeds.
GRACIE; But I don’t have any seeds.
DADDY; There are packets of seeds inside the house on the

kitchen table. There are seeds for growing cucum¬
bers and squash and carrots and radishes and
lettuce, and there is also a packet of flower seeds.
You may have that one for your garden. Why
don’t you go in and get it now? Just be sure to
pick the one that says “Flower Seeds” on the
envelope.
GRACIE; Now, Daddy, you know I can’t read.
DADDY; Yoii can read the picture on the front of the

packet, even if you can’t read the print. Just
remember that if the picture on the front looks
like a cucumber, cucumbers are what will come
up from the seeds.
GRACIE; Well, I certainly don’t want any cucumbers in my

garden. I’ll be sure that there’s a picture of flowers
on what I plant. Don’t go away. I’ll be right back.

{exits with spoon)
DADDY: And I’ll still be tight here digging, {digs)
GRACIE: {enters with packet) Here I am back again. I found

the right packet of seeds. See all the pretty
flowers?
DADDY: Yes, that’s the right one. You can sow the seeds
now. Sprinkle them evenly and carefully.
GRACIE: I will. . . . I’m sure another little working song

will help, {sings while planting This is the way I
sow my seeds, sow my seeds, sow my seeds. This is
the way I sow my seeds, so early in the morning.
. . . There, I’m done. All of my seeds are planted.
. . . I’d better throw this envelope away inside. I
don’t want any litter in my garden, {exits with
empty packet. , , enters) . . . Daddy, are you almost
finished with your digging?
DADDY: Yes. I’m going to put my shovel away now and get
my fertilizer, {exits with shovel. . . returns with box
of Magic-Grow) This Magic-Grow should make my
garden shoot up like crazy, {shakes Magic-Grow over
garden) . . .
GRACIE: Oh, let me have some, too.
DADDY: Magic-Grow should really go in before you plant

seeds, not after. I think your flowers will grow just
fine without it.
GRACIE: Daddy, please give me some Magic-Grow. I want

my garden to shoot up like crazy, too.
DADDY: Oh, all right, Gracie. There’s some left in the box.
It’s just the right amount for your garden, so here
you are. It’s all yours, {hands box to Gracie) When
the box is empty, pat the ground gently to cover
your seeds.
GRACIE: I will, I will, I will.

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DADDY: Be sure to sprinkle it evenly and carefully. Magic-

Grow is powerful stuff.
GRACIE: All right. Ill be careful.
DADDY: That’s my good girl. Well, Grade, there are other

things I must do today, so I have to leave you now.
I’ll be back later, {exits)
GRACIE: Good-bye, Daddy. . . . And now to sprinkle the

Magic-Grow on my garden, evenly and carefully
the way Daddy told me to. . . . My, this big box is
hard to handle, {struggles with hox, which upends)
Oops! {wails) Oh, dear! It spilled out of the box,
and all in one spot. I didn’t mean to do that. Now
my garden will be ruined, {sohs) I wish I’d never
heard of Magic-Grow. I’m going to get rid of this
nasty box right now. {exits with hox . . . enters)
Well, even if my garden is ruined, I guess I’d
better pat the ground gently to cover the seeds
. . . Maybe, just maybe, something might grow
after all. A little working song might not help,
but it couldn’t hurt, {sings sadly while patting) This
is the way I pat the ground, pat the ground, pat
the ground. This is the way I pat the ground, so
early in the morning. . . {stops patting) There, I’m
done. Now all I can do is hope for the best . . .
Hey, what’s that? . . . {strange noise begins) I hear a
funny noise. ... It seems to be coming from my
garden. . . . Yes, it is. It’s coming from the spot
where I spilled the Magic-Grow. . . . It’s getting
louder!
. . . And now I see something poking out of the
ground at that spot. . . . Oh, what is that thing?
. . . Oooooooh. {watches as giant flower grows toward
top of stage) . . . It’s a monster flower! Daddy was
right. Magic-Grow is powerful stuff, {looks up at
flower . . . Grade and flower sway in unison . . . this
way . , , and that . . . this way . , . and that) I’m
getting dizzy, {stands quietly) . . . That’s better.
. . . Oh, I have an idea. I think this giant flower
would make a fine springtime surprise for my

mother. I’ll just pick it and take it in to her.
{struggles with flower) Easy to say, but not so easy to
do. {struggles and finally picks flower) There! I did it!
{shouts) Mommy! Mommy! I have a surprise for
you. ... I hope you have a really big vase, {exits)
Gracie's Garden
Production notes
PUPPETS: Both characters should be flexible hand-action

puppets in order to manipulate the props. For
credibility’s sake Gracie, who is supposed to be
very young, should be noticeably smaller than the
father puppet.
SETTING: No prop stage is needed to indicate that all of the

action takes place in the backyard between the
house and garage.
PROPS: While a toy shovel would be best, a small pancake

turner would work for Daddy’s shovel. Grade’s
spoon can be either a teaspoon or a tablespoon.
The seed envelope should have flowers on the
front and a corner already torn off. An open
Jell-O™ box (large size) can be covered with paper
and designated “Magic-Grow” in large letters.
The flower must have a stem taller than Gracie. It
could be a thin dowel painted green with a few
paper leaves and a flower on top.
TAPING: Daddy’s voice should be slow and patient, Gra-

cie’s piping. Gracie’s unaccompanied working
songs are to the tune of “The Mulberry Bush.’’
Pauses during brief exits must be long enough
to allow time for the necessary action. Plenty of
time should also be allowed for Gracie and the
flower to sway in unison. The noise the flower
makes should begin softly and increase in vol¬
ume. It could be a slurping or gurgling noise or
even scratching.
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ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Grade. All of

her entrances and exits should be made at the left
(the house) except for the one in which she
disposes of the Magic-Grow box, which should be
done at stage right. Daddy’s entrances and exits
are all at the right (the garage). The puppeteer at
the left who manipulates Grade should hold the
flower in the other hand in order to synchronize
the swaying motions. Either puppeteer can oper¬
ate the tape player.
TIME: 8 minutes. Allow extra time for introductory

music.
THE PICNIC
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR BUTTERFLY
GIRL BASKET
RABBIT CARROT STICKS
SQUIRREL PEACH
RACCOON PLASTIC WRAP
BOY PAPER BAG
NARRATOR: Summertime. ... A time for going to the beach,

splashing in the waves, and building sand castles.
... A time for going to the park, playing ball, and
chasing butterflies. ... A time for roller skates and
bikes and swings. . . . And most of all, a time for
picnics. . . . Here comes a picnicker now.
GIRL: {enters with basket) What a day! This has to be the

best day of the whole year. Gorgeous, simply
got-geous\ On such a perfect summer day, I had to
plan a picnic . . . even if. . . even if. . . even if I
have to go picnicking all by myself, {whimpers)
But, no. I’m not going to be unhappy today. If all
of my friends are away on vacation, it’s their tough
luck. I will have a lovely picnic anyway, {looks
about) This seems like a good spot. I’ll put my
basket under this giant oak tree, {sets down basket)
Yes, this will be just right. And I’ll put myself
down next to the basket, {settles near basket , . .
sound of bird chirping . . . looks up) Hello, birdie.
Have you come to join me on my picnic? {chirps
fade away) I guess not, so, good-bye, birdie.
{butterfly appears) Hello, butterfly, {watches butter-
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fly flutter away) Good-bye, butterfly, {sighs) Even

the birds and butterflies are heading off on vaca¬
tions. . . . It’s no use. I’m not in the mood for a
picnic. Maybe in a little while I’ll feel like eating
the good lunch I brought. But first, I think I’ll
take a walk to work up an appetite. Perhaps I’ll
even wade in the little brook at the edge of the
woods. That seems like a good thing to do on a
summer day. {exits . . . bird chirps . . . butterfly
flutters across stage)
NARRATOR: Our heroine is off to cool her feet in the brook,

leaving the picnic basket behind. I wonder if
that was a good idea. . . . {rabbit enters) Here
comes a rabbit, and he has his eye on the basket.
Perhaps there is something inside that would
appeal to a rabbit. Well, we’re about to find out.
He’s looking things over very carefully. . . . Aha!
I think he’s found something. Yes, there are
carrot sticks in the basket, and everyone knows
that bunnies love carrots. Maybe that’s why
carrots are called rabbit food. . . . My goodness,
this fellow is really hungry. Munch, crunch,
those carrot sticks are going . . . going . . . gone,
and the rabbit is leaving, too. {rabbit exits . . .
bird chirps . . . butterfly flutters across stage) Do I
hear a noise up above? Yes, it’s the squirrel who
lives in the old oak tree, {squirrel enters) She must
have an eye on that picnic basket, too, and she’s
wondering if there’s anything inside that a
squirrel might like. ... I think she’s found
something. Could there be nuts in that picnic
lunch? . . . No, it’s a peach. Squirrels are very
fond of fruit. . . . Mmmmm, that peach must
taste good. I didn’t think a squirrel could eat so
fast. . . . Well, she’s finished her treat, so off she
goes, up the tree in a flash, {squirrel exits . . . bird
chirps . . . butterfly flutters across stage) Oh, no,
here comes another uninvited guest, {raccoon
enters) Of course, he’s headed right for the
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picnic basket. . . . Hey, Mr. Raccoon, do you see

anything you’d like? . . . That was a silly
question. Raccoons are always hungry, and they
are not fussy eaters. This guy seems to be eating
everything that’s left in the basket. . . . Potato
chips. . . . Sandwiches. . . . Cookies. . . . What
terrible table manners! {shouts) Hey, shame on
you for making such a mess. . . . Well, I believe
he’s finished. There he goes, {raccoon exits . . . bird
chirps . . . butterfly flutters by) Uh-oh, look who’s
returning to eat her lunch.
GIRL: {enters) Wading in that pretty little brook gave me

an appetite. Now I’ll really enjoy my picnic, {looks
into basket) Oh, no! The food is all gone. There’s
nothing left but crumbs and a peach seed and the
plastic from around my sandwiches. Who would
be mean enough to steal a kid’s picnic lunch?
{whimpers) My day is ruined, {cries) . . . But I know
that crying won’t help, so I might as well try to
cheer up. I’ll go back home to eat. {starts to pick up
basket)
BOY: {enters with paper bag) Hi, there.
GIRL: Hello.
BOY: Are you another picnicker?
GIRL: I planned to have a picnic, but somebody stole my

lunch when my back was turned.
BOY: Gee, that’s too bad.
GIRL: My day is ruined, so I’m going home.
BOY: Please don’t leave. I have plenty of food for two.
GIRL: Well, I don’t know. ...
BOY: Oh, come on and share my lunch. I have sand¬

wiches, carrot sticks, potato chips, and cookies and
fruit for desert.
GIRL: Why, that’s exactly what I had in my basket. . . .

Say, you aren’t the one who stole my picnic lunch,

are you?
BOY: Oh, no. I wouldn’t do anything like that. But

there are lots of animals around here who might
eat a picnic lunch, and I just saw a raccoon licking
peanut butter off his whiskers.
GIRL: I’ll bet you’re right about animals eating my

lunch. I did bring peanut butter and jelly sand¬
wiches.
BOY: Well, mine are tuna fish.
GIRL: Mmmmm, tuna is my favorite.
BOY: How about it then? I packed plenty of food in case

I met one of my friends along the way. But all of
my friends are away on vacation.
GIRL: Mine are, too. I guess that means you’re my new

friend. So, thank you very much. I’ll be happy to
share your lunch. There’s a nice little brook I want
to show you first though. It’s perfect for wading.
BOY: I think we’ll take the lunch with us.
GIRL: Yes, the animals have already had their picnic.

{they exit, the girl taking the basket with her)
NARRATOR: So two new friends are off to enjoy the perfect

summer day, and one thing is sure . . . they’re not
going to—let that lunch out of their sight, {bird
chirps . , . butterfly flutters across stage)
The Picnic
Production notes
PUPPETS; All of the puppets, even the animals, should be

hand-action. The more of the animals’ bodies that
shows, the better. Unless someone is very adept at
puppet making, the animal puppets, especially
the squirrel, might best be purchased from a
professional supplier.
SETTING: The setting remains the same throughout. A prop

stage is necessary to hold the picnic basket for the
play’s duration. If this is a temporary one, it
should be placed near the side frame of the puppet
stage, which represents the oak tree.
PROPS: The butterfly should be made of brightly colored

paper and attached to a black thread, which will
not show against the black backdrop. If a small
basket with a handle is not available, one could be
made from brown cardboard. Since it must remain
in place throughout the play, it would be a good
idea to put a piece of sticky tape on the bottom to
keep it in place. The carrot sticks can be made
from rolled orange paper, and the peach from
Play-Doh™. Any kind of plastic wrap could be
wadded up and used for the discarded sandwich
wrappings. The paper bag, a small one, should be
filled with wadded paper and tied at the top.
TAPING: The only sound effect is the bird’s chirping, which

may be done by anyone who can whistle. This
should be very brief, and several seconds of silence
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should be allowed for the butterfly’s appearances.

The girl’s voice should be higher in pitch than the
boy’s, and the narrator can be any good reader.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should be the girl and

all of the animals. After the girl’s first entrance
from the left, she should cross stage and put down
the basket. Her remaining exits and entrances are
at the right. After the girl’s first exit, the puppet¬
eer should remove the puppet and use the other
(right) hand for all of the animal puppets in turn.
The animals should enter from the right, the
squirrel sliding down the puppet stage frame (or
curtain) from above, as if from the tree. The
animals can lift the (food and paper) props from
the basket in order for the audience to see them,
and then replace them while seeming to eat. The
animals all exit right. The puppeteer on the left
should operate the tape player, manage the butter¬
fly (from above), and take the part of the boy, who
should enter from the left and exit right.

music.
AUTUMN LEAVES
CHARACTERS PROPS
CHILD/NARRATOR AUTUMN LEAVES

SQUIRREL PINE CONE
RACCOON RAKE
FOX
SKUNK
CHILD: {enters . . . puppets appear as described in monologue)

Autumn leaves are falling down.
Some are gold, and some are brown.
Others are of flaming red
Floating gently ’round my head. . . .
Oh, so gently ’round my head. . . .
I think I’ll wander off today
Along the path that leads this way
Into the woods where I may meet
Some furry friends, if I’m discreet.
I’ll try my best to be discreet. . . .
Hi, there, Ms. Squirrel, from what I hear
The pinecone crop is good this year.
You’re busy gathering them, I see.
So please continue. Don’t mind me.
Yes, hurry on and don’t mind me. . . .
Who’s this behind a bandit’s mask?
It’s Sir Raccoon—I needn’t ask.
That’s no disguise, for I can tell
It’s you. And, Sir, it suits you well.
Indeed, it suits you very well. . . .
And now who’s coming down the trail?
It’s Fox, another bushy tail.
Let’s visit. What? No time to spend?
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Oh, very well, be off, my friend.

Until another day, my friend. . . .
Oops! Mrs. Skunk, I hope you’re fine.
Forgive me if I’m out of line.
But knowing what you sometimes do,
I think I’ll back away from you.
In fact. I’ll run away from you! . . .
Yes, autumn leaves are falling down.
Gold and red, but mostly brown.
Too bad! That means that I must take
The path back home. It’s time to rake.
It’s time to rake and rake and rake. . . .
{exits and returns with rake)
Autumn Leaves
'Production notes
PUPPETS: The child, which may be either a girl or a boy,

should be a hand-action puppet. The animals
could be either hand- or mouth-action, but they
should have bodies that will be visible to the
audience.
SETTING: The passing animals suggest the woodsy setting.
PROPS: The leaves may be torn bits of construction paper

or tissue paper in appropriate colors. The pinecone
(real) should be a size that the squirrel can easily
carry in its mouth or paws. The rake can be made
of a thin dowel with fanned strips of cardboard for
rake teeth.
TAPING: The child has the only speaking part. The person
who records this role should speak slowly and
distinctly, paying careful attention to the punctu¬
ation. It will be important to the action to allow
several seconds between the verses so that the
animals can enter and exit.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should take the part of

the child and also sprinkle the leaves from above.
The child should enter from the left and not
progress beyond center stage. This puppet can
move back slightly to let each animal pass by and
should exit left to get the rake with which he or
she reenters to take his or her bow. The puppeteer
on the right should start the tape player and act as
all the animals. Animal exits must be made on the
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fourth line of each stanza so that the net role may

be assumed. With one exception the animals
should all enter from the right, pause briefly to
acknowledge the child, and continue on to exit
left. The exception is the skunk who can turn and
exit right so that the child can seem to run away
by moving left.

music.
HALLOWEEN GHOSTS
CHARACTERS PROPS
ANNABELLE SHEET
TIMOTHY 3 GHOST COSTUMES
SMALL CHILD 3 TREAT BAGS
GHOST
{Annabelle and Timothy enter from opposite sides,

bumping into each other at center stage)
ANNABELLE: Ouch! {clutches head) Oh, that hurts. . . . Why, it’s

Timothy Jones! Well, Timothy, why don’t you
watch where you’re going?
TIMOTHY: Oh, hi, Annabelle. I’m sorry, but I was thinking

about something else, and I just didn’t notice you
walking down the street. Come to think of it, why
don’t you watch where you’re going?
ANNABELLE: To tell the truth, I was thinking about something,

too, and I didn’t notice you either.
TIMOTHY: Are you really hurt?
ANNABELLE: No, I’m all right. What were you thinking about
that’s so important?
TIMOTHY: Halloween.
ANNABELLE: No kidding? That’s what I was thinking about,

too. Halloween is almost here.
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TIMOTHY:
That’s the trouble. It’s coming up all too soon.
Trick-or-treating is one of my favorite things to
do, and I don’t have a costume.
ANNABELLE: Me either. I’ve been thinking about it all week,

but I still haven’t decided what I’m going to wear.
TIMOTHY: So far all I know is that I’m going to make my

costume myself.
ANNABELLE: I think I will, too. Homemade costumes are much

better than the kind you buy at a store.
TIMOTHY: {laughing Especially if you’ve already spent your

allowance on something else.
ANNABELLE: Hey, I just had a thought. My mom has some old

white sheets at home. Maybe I’ll be a ghost.
TIMOTHY: That’s not very original. Lots of people dress up

like ghosts.
ANNABELLE: But what could be more like Halloween than a

ghost? And a ghost costume would be easy to
make. After all, there’s not enough time to make
anything fancier.
TIMOTHY: You’re right about that. Well, your problem is

solved. I’m right back where I started. I still don’t
know what I’ll be on Halloween.
ANNABELLE: Timothy, my mom really has lots of old white

sheets. If you want to be a ghost, too. I’ll give you
a sheet to make a costume.
TIMOTHY: You will? Wonderful!
ANNABELLE: If you want to, you can come home with me now,
and I’ll give you the sheet right away.
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TIMOTHY: Thanks, Annabelle. I guess my problem is taken

care of, too. Let’s go. {They exit . . , and Timothy
reenters carrying sheet) This sheet is all I need to turn
myself into a scary Halloween ghost. I’ll go home
and work on the costume now. It shouldn’t take
long, and while I’m doing that, I can practice
making spooky ghost noises, {exits) . . . oooo-
OOOOOOOooo . . . ooooOOOOOooooo . . .
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo. . .
ANNABELLE: {enters wearing ghost costume and carrying treat bag)

I’m ready to go trick-or-treating. Maybe I’m early.
I haven’t seen any other kids yet.
TIMOTHY: {enters wearing ghost costume and carrying treat hag)

oooooOOOOOOOoooooooo.
ANNABELLE: {hacking away) Timothy, is that you?
TIMOTHY: {laughing Yes. I scared you, didn’t I? I’ve been

practicing making spooky ghost noises.
ooooOOOOOOooooo . . . You try it, too. Then we
can go and ring some doorbells.
ANNABELLE: All right. How does this sound? ooooooooo-

oooo . . .
TIMOTHY: Not so good. You have to start soft and low.

Then, little by little, go higher and louder. And
then finally let it fade away in the night . . . like
this . . . oooooooOOOOOOOoooooo . . .
oodoooOOOOOOOOooooo . . . Why don’t you
try it again?
ANNABELLE: Okay . . . oooooOOOOOOOOOooooo . . . How’s

that?
TIMOTHY: That’s better. Try it once more.

ANNABELLE: oooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
TIMOTHY; Very good! I couldn’t do better myself. Now I’m

going to start ringing doorbells. Are you coming
with me?
ANNABELLE: Yes, that would be much more fun than going

alone.
TIMOTHY: And so the fun begins!
ANNABELLE; Yes, ringing bells and scaring people.
TIMOTHY: And even better, getting lots and lots of Hallow¬

een treats.
ANNABELLE: Timothy, I see someone coming.
TIMOTHY: Ah, yes. It’s a pint-sized trick-or-treater. Now to

test my spooky ghost noises. . . . {small child enters
wearing costume and carrying treat ba^ ooooOOOOO-
oooooo . . . oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo. . .
SMALL CHILD: Help! Help! {turns and exits)
TIMOTHY: {laughing How about that, Annabelle? What a

riot! That kid thought we were real ghosts. Did
you see him run?
ANNABELLE: Yes, Timothy, but that was mean. The poor kid
was really scared. I think I should go after him.
{starts to follow the child) . . . Hey, little boy, where
are you?
SMALL CHILD: {enters and races across stage) Help! Help! {exits)
ANNABELLE: {calls after him) Come back, little boy. We’re not
ghosts. We’re just trick-or-treaters like you. We
won’t hurt you, honest.
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SMALL CHILD: {enters and recrosses stage) Help! Help! Mommy,

Mommy, Mommy! Some bad ghosts are after me.
{exits . . . door slams)
ANNABELLE: Little boy, little boy, please come back. Oh, dear.
TIMOTHY: Give it up, Annabelle. Didn’t you hear his front

door slam? He’s safe at home now where we bad
ghosts can’t get him. But meanwhile our treat
bags are empty. So let’s get started.
ANNABELLE: Yes, let’s! We can go up one side of the street and

down the other and hit every house.
TIMOTHY: I think it would be better to crisscross the street,

and that way we can go right around the block.
ANNABELLE: That’s fine with me. ooooooOOOOOOOO-

oooooooo . . .
TIMOTHY: Let’s start here, {moves side stage followed hy Anna-

helle. . . .doorbell chimes . . , presents treat bag) Trick
or treat. . . Thank you very much.
ANNABELLE: {presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you.
TIMOTHY: Now to cross the street. . . . oooooOOOOOO-

ooooo . . . {crosses stage followed by Annabelle. . . .
doorbell chimes. . . . presents treat bag) Trick or treat.
. . . Thank you.
ANNABELLE: {presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you.
TIMOTHY: Let’s cross the street again. . . . ooooOOOOOoooo

. . . {crosses stage followed by Annabelle. . . . doorbell
chimes. . . . presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . .
Thank you.
ANNABELLE: {presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you

very much.
TIMOTHY: See, this is working out just right. Let’s cross over.
. . . ooooOOOOOOooooo . . . {crosses stage followed
by Annahelle. . . , doorbell chimes. . , . presents treat
bag) Trick or treat . . . Thanks a lot.
ANNABELLE: (presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you

very much.
TIMOTHY; Only one more house till we turn the corner. Time
to cross the street again. . . . oooooOOOOOOOO-
oooooo . . . (crosses stage followed by Annabelle. . . .
doorbell chimes. . . . presents treat bag) Trick or treat.
. . . Thank you.
ANNABELLE: (presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you.
TIMOTHY: This is going just the way I expected, Annabelle.

Crisscrossing the street was a good idea.
ANNABELLE: (looking into bag) And we’re getting good treats,

too. We’ve been to five houses, and I have five
different kinds of candy bars.
TIMOTHY: And they’re all chocolate. Yum-yum. Chocolate is

my favorite.
ANNABELLE: I like it best, too. . . . Say, Timothy, look down the

street. I see another trick-or-treater headed this
way.
TIMOTHY: (looks) You’re right. It’s someone else dressed as a

ghost, too. Here he comes now.
GHOST: (enters) oooooOOOOOOOOOooooo.
TIMOTHY: Hi, fellow ghost. How is your trick-or-treating

going?
GHOST; ooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo.
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TIMOTHY: Don’t go ooooOOOOOOOoooooo to me. I know

how to make spooky ghost noises, too, and so does
Annabelle. So, how are you doing?
GHOST: oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.
ANNABELLE: Timothy, look! This ghost doesn’t have a treat

bag.
GHOST: oooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo.
TIMOTHY: You’re right! Th-th-th-that could only mean one

thing. This is a real ghost. I’m out of here, {exits)
ANNABELLE: Wait for me. {exits)
GHOST: ooooooOOOOOOOooooooo . . . {shakes off sheet

revealing small child in costume, still carrying treat
bag)
SMALL CHILD: Mommy was right. Those bad ghosts weren’t real
ghosts after all. Now it’s my turn to get some
treats, {moves side-stage. . . . doorbell chimes. . . .
presents treat bag) Trick or treat. . . . Thank you.
Halloween Ghosts
Production notes
PUPPETS: Only three hand-action puppets are needed, since

the ghost character is actually the small child in
disguise. Timothy and Annabelle should be com¬
patible in size and appearance, and the small child
should be noticeably smaller. He should be wear¬
ing a black half-mask and carrying a treat bag to
indicate that he is dressed for Halloween at his
first entrance.
SETTING: Nothing special is needed to indicate the street

scene setting, and since the puppets always keep
their props in hand, a prop stage is unnecessary.
PROPS: A square foot of white cloth will suffice for the

sheet that Timothy carries across the stage. The
ghost costumes of the two main characters should
consist of two round-at-the-top pieces of white
material sewn together with big slits for the arms.
They should fit loosely. Elongated black ovals can
be drawn (or glued on) for eyes and mouths. The
small child’s ghost costume should be a circle of
white cloth about 30 inches in diameter, which
will allow the puppet to rise high enough to seem
a real ghost. There should be a suggestion of eyes
and mouth on this, too. The treat bags can be
made of orange cloth or paper, but the handles
should be heavy cord that can be attached to the
puppets’ hands with tape or pins.
TAPING: Besides the ghost noises made by the characters,

there are several sound effects. The door slam need
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be nothing more than a hand hitting a tabletop.

Unless real chimes are available, a toy piano,
xylophone, or even a buzzer could be used for the
doorbell sounds. The voice that records Timothy’s
role should be much lower than the one that
records Annabelle’s, and the small child’s should
be the highest pitch. The ghost sounds should be
drawn out, increasing in volume, and then fading
away, as is described in one speech. The stage
directions should be kept in mind during taping,
with the indicated pauses carefully observed to
allow adequate time for the action. Halloween
music used at the beginning may be reprised to
show the passage of time between the day of the
first action and Halloween night.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should start the tape

player and take the role of Timothy, leaving the
puppeteer on the right to take the other two roles.
It is easier to remember the sides of subsequent
entrances and exits by recalling that the charac¬
ters’ homes are supposed to be in the direction of
their initial entrances. So Timothy first enters
from the left and Annabelle from the right. They
exit right to get the sheet, which Timothy carries
across the stage to exit left. Intermission music
will allow time for the ghost costumes to be
donned. Later the puppeteer at left can help to
drape the child’s ghost costume across this puppet
during the repeated stage crossings. The small
child enters, turns, and makes his first exit at
right, then crosses the stage exiting and reentering
left, and finally crosses and exits right (his house).
His last entrance is from the right, and once the
other characters run away, the puppeteer merely
shakes the ghost costume off his hand, letting it
fall backstage. For their Halloween visits, Timo¬
thy and Annabelle simply crisscross the stage,
beginning at the right. They should thrust the
bags behind the side curtain for their imaginary

treats.
TIME: 13 minutes. This does not include time for intro¬

ductory music to be played or for the brief
intermission during which the music may be
reprised.
WITCHES AND GHOSTS
CHARACTERS PROP
WITCH LIST
GHOST
{Witch and Ghost enter from opposite sides, bow to each

other, and face audience, swaying from side to side as
they begin)
BOTH: On the night of Halloween

Lots of witches and ghosts are seen.
WITCH: Fm a witch,
GHOST: and Fm a ghost.
BOTH: Who is the one that scares you most?
WITCH: Everyone knows that Fm the scariest creature that

anyone could hope to meet on a creepy, dark
Halloween night.
GHOST: Oh, you are mistaken, my friend. Fm sure that

most people would agree that a spooky ghost like
me is much more frightening than any ordinary,
run-of-the-mill witch could be.
WITCH: Ordinary? Run-of-the-mill? How dare you?
GHOST: I dare, because I scare.

WITCH: You scare? Well, if you care,
I have a list somewhere that we can share,
A list of certain qualities that scare.
So just wait there.
I’ll go and get my list, and we’ll compare.
{exits)
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GHOST: {calls after her)
Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere,

So don’t despair.
WITCH: {enters with list, which she tapes up at one side of stage)
I said I’d be right back, so there!

Now, tell me, are you willing to compare?
GHOST: Yes, that seems fair.
We’ll soon find out which one of us can
really scare. . . .
WITCH: Well, to compare, let’s have some fun.
We’ll check this list, and when we’re done.
We’ll prove who’s scariest, who’s to shun.
GHOST: Good! Let’s begin with number one.
WITCH: Very well. First, let’s consider appearance. My

dress is long and completely black, except for a
few rusty stains at the edges because of its great
age. And the matching hat with its tall, pointed
crown adds the perfect final touch. Did you notice
that the brim does not completely hide my crone's
face and wild, stringy hair?
GHOST: Yes, I have to admit in a hag’s contest you’d be a

real winner. But we’re talking about scary, not
ugly. Actually, I consider myself to be a rather
handsome ghost, but no one can see a real face
under this white shroud. It’s not knowing that
makes me so scary. You must agree that I have an
air of mystery about me.
WITCH: Well, so do I. I still think I’m scarier than you.
GHOST: I can see that we’re not going to agree on Scary

Quality Number One, so let’s get on with the
list.
WITCH: Well, looks aren’t everything, that is true.

A voice can be frightening, through and
through.
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GHOST; Voices and noises! That’s what we’ll do

As comparison number two.
WITCH: All right. As you know, my voice is naturally

unpleasant, a quality I inherited from my dear
mother. So it’s easy for me to speak in an ominous
way at all times. I like to screech occasionally like
this, {screeches) And, of course there’s my cackling
laugh. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. How’s
that for a blood chiller?
GHOST; Not bad, but it doesn’t compare with my ghastly,

ghostly moans. . . ooooooooOOOOOOOooo-
OOOOOOOOoooooooooooo. . . .
WITCH: Well, that was pretty scary, but a few rattling

bones and chains would have helped.
GHOST: I guess that was a compliment, so I thank you.

But I can offer you a suggestion, too. Add some
yowls and hisses. I’m sure your black cat would
be glad to help with that. Well, what’s next on
your list?
WITCH: The way we move about, you and me,

Through the atmosphere, wild and free.
GHOST: Ah, yes, the perfect way, I see.
To make comparison number three.
WITCH: Hah! I’m bound to win on this one. Picture this:

A huge, golden harvest moon in the sky, and
perhaps a few bats darting about. All of a sudden
I fly by on my broomstick, a perfect black silhou¬
ette-superimposed against the lunar orb. Ah, I
shudder to think of it!
GHOST; What / think is that you use too many big words.
WITCH: If I had my broomstick here. I’d show you.
GHOST: Well, I don’t need a broomstick to show you how /

get around. Watch. . . . {moans and floats about) . . .
WITCH: All right, all right. You’ve made your point.
GHOST: So what’s next on this list?
WITCH: Special skills that most folks deplore,

Frightening skills that I have galore.
GHOST: Oh, yeah? I betcha / have more,
So let’s compare on number four.
WITCH: Very well. Let me describe my magic skills. I can

cast spells whenever I so choose. There’s no end to
the magic tricks I can do.
GHOST: I can walk right through a closed door. It doesn’t

matter if it’s locked either. I can do it anyway. Why,
I can even walk through a solid wall if I want to.
WITCH: I bet you can’t mix up a batch of witches’ brew or

turn a boy into a frog.
GHOST: Maybe not, but I can haunt a house. Now that’s

much scarier than anything you have mentioned
so far.
WITCH: It is not.
GHOST: Is, too.
WITCH: No.
GHOST: Yes.
WITCH: So far we haven’t settled anything, and there’s

only one scary item left on my list.
GHOST: What is it? Maybe we can decide once and for all
which one of us is the winner.
WITCH: I saved the best till last.
GHOST: Go on. I’m waiting.
WITCH: It’s kind of a group activity.
GHOST: Like a ball game?
WITCH: No, actually it’s a dance.

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GHOST: Tell me more.
WITCH; Well ... at Halloween we witches strive

To scare the wits out of all alive
Who happen to see our frenzied jive.
GHOST: So let’s compare dancing for number five.
WITCH: What? Do you mean to say that ghosts dance?
GHOST: Of course we do, and very well, too, I might add.

But you start first. Where do you witches hold
your dances?
WITCH: Any field out in the country will do, just so long
as it’s well away from towns and cities. We usually
decide on a place with some woods around and a
few dead trees where owls can perch and our black
cats can sit and watch the fun. Surely nothing
could be scarier than that.
GHOST: You think not? Well, we ghosts always dance in a

graveyard. There are plenty of owls to watch, and
bats, too. We appear promptly at midnight, and
then . . .
WITCH: Excuse me for interrupting, but midnight is

known as the witching hour, and with good reason.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, I got you there.
GHOST; What kind of dance do you do?
WITCH: Well, first we have to get in the mood. Once

everyone is there, we have our Halloween meet¬
ing, and then we exchange recipes for magic
charms and witches’ brew. Later, when the moon
is ex-actly right, we begin the dance. First we form
a circle around a huge bonfire. The dance starts off
very slowly, like this. . . . {demonstrates dance) . . .
We go faster, and faster, and faster, kicking up our
heels and leaping into the air until at last we fall
to the ground exhausted, {falls and rises again) . . .
Then in the morning we climb on our broom¬

sticks and ride home.
GHOST: Our graveyard dance is much the same, except that

it’s scarier, of course. At the stroke of twelve all of
the assembled ghosts begin to dance, slowly at first,
like this. . . . {demonstrates dance). . . The wind begins
to blow, and we moan. . . . ooooooooOOOOOOO-
OOOOOooooooo . . . The skeletons join us, and
their rattling bones add much to the sound effects.
The tempo increases. The dance goes on, becoming
wilder with each passing hour, and we never stop
until the rooster crows at dawn. Only then do we
fade away in the morning mist. I ask you, friend
witch, how’s that for scary?
WITCH: Pretty good, I agree, but not quite good enough.

We’ve completed this list, and / win.
GHOST: No, / win. There’s no doubt in my mind that I’m

much scarier than you.
WITCH: I can see right now that we’re never going to settle
this argument.
GHOST: I guess we’ll have to leave it up to folks to decide

for themselves, because we’re right back where we
started.
BOTH: {face audience, swaying from side to side)
On the night of Halloween

Lots of witches and ghosts are seen.
WITCH: Lm a witch,
GHOST: and I’m a ghost.
BOTH: Who is the one that scares you most?
WITCH: Shall we dance?
GHOST: {bows) Delighted, I’m sure. {They dance a rousing

old-fashioned jitterbug. . . . They bow and exit on
opposite sides, the witch returning to get the list)
Witches and Ghosts
Production notes
PUPPETS: Both of the characters should be hand-action

puppets. The witch should be appropriately
homely with a long hooked nose and jutting chin,
her appearance matching her own description—
all black clothing and pointed hat with brim
covering stringy hair. One problem with black
costumes is that they don’t show up well against
a black scrim backdrop. To remedy this, the
“rusty stains’’ mentioned by the witch could be
strategically added. This would help to make the
witch more visible. The ghost should be entirely
white with a round head and black ovals for
features. Since this puppet doesn’t have to manip¬
ulate props, the body part should fit loosely.
SETTING: Because the play is mostly dialogue, it is not so

important that the puppeteers see through the
backdrop. Therefore, an additional backdrop—
dark blue with a big orange moon—would be a
nice touch, and the witch’s costume would stand
out better. No prop stage is needed.
PROPS: The only prop is the list, which should be fairly

large. It should have a heading. Scary Qualities and
these should be simply listed—appearance, voice,
etc.—in writing large enough for the audience to
read (if old enough).
TAPING: No special sound effects are needed. In this play

the voices are especially important to establish
convincing characters. The witch’s voice should be
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rasping, and she should be able to screech and

cackle as required. The ghost should speak slowly
in a low register voice and be able to moan
convincingly. Halloween music can be used to
introduce the play or (even more effective) spooky
Halloween noises. Music used for the closing
dance should be bouncy and should fade away
after half a minute.
ACTION: The action requires minimal rehearsal. One pup¬

peteer plays each part, and either can operate the
tape player. Once on stage the ghost remains till
the end, moving only as the dialogue suggests.
The witch exits only once, returning immediately
with the list, which is then taped to the side
curtain (or frame) of the puppet stage. Since stage
business is minimal, any movement called for in
the script should be exaggerated.

music or sound effects and for concluding dance
music.
THE THANKSGIVING BEAR
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR TURKEY
BEAR PIE
FOX BASKET
RACCOON
RABBIT
NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a jolly old bear who
lived in a cave in a deep brown woods. He was a
hospitable fellow whose special joy was to enter¬
tain his friends. All summer long he had picnics
and cookouts. But that time is long past. Now
there’s a chill in the air.
BEAR: {enters) Brrrrrr, it’s really cold outside. I can’t seem

to stop shivering. . . . That must mean it’s time for
my long winter nap. As my dear mother told me
when I was no bigger than your average regulation
teddy bear, “When winter comes, you, my son,
must hibernate.” . . .1 love that word. Hibernate.
. . . Hibernate. . . . HI-BER-NATE! {asks audience)
Hey, you out there, let’s hear you say it. HI-BER-
NATE. . . . HI-BER-NATE. . . . HI-BER-NATE.
. . .. Very good! I’ll bet you already know that
hibernate is just a fancy word that means I sleep
all winter. . . . But first my favorite holiday is
coming up. Thanksgiving! It’s time for me to start
planning the dinner, and I guess I’d better remind
my friends that I’m expecting them as usual.
Rabbit’s house is right around the corner. I’ll
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invite her first, (crosses stage and calls) Rabbit, are

you home?
RABBIT: (enters) Oh, hello. Bear. What’s new?
BEAR: I just stopped by to remind you that Thanksgiv¬

ing is coming up soon, so I’ll be expecting you to
come to my place as usual.
RABBIT: Oh, dear. I’m really sorry. Bear, but I can’t come
this year.
BEAR: Can’t come? But you always come to my house on

Thanksgiving.
RABBIT: I know I have in years past, but this year my

relatives invited me. We haven’t had a get-
together for a long time, and, as you know, I come
from a very large family. Brothers, sisters, cousins
by the dozen, not to mention Ma, Pa, plus oodles
of aunts and uncles.
BEAR: Yes, I know, and you’re lucky to have such a

wonderful, supersized family, but my party won’t
be the same without you.
RABBIT: I am truly sorry. Bear. Maybe next year.
BEAR: All right, I hope so. Well, good-bye. Rabbit.
RABBIT: Good-bye, Bear, (exits)
BEAR: Well, I’ll stop in at Raccoon’s hollow tree. It’s not

far. (crosses stage and calls) Raccoon, are you home?
RACCOON: (enters) Hello, Bear, are you getting ready for your
winter sleep?
BEAR: Yes, that’s coming up soon. But first. Thanksgiv¬

ing is just a few days away, and I’m inviting you
to come to my house for dinner as usual.
RACCOON: Oh, sorry. Bear, not this year.
BEAR: But I was expecting you. You are such a good

eater. Raccoon, that it’s a pleasure to cook for you.
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RACCOON; That’s just the trouble. I’ve been too good an eater
for too long a time, and now I have to go on a diet.
BEAR: A diet? Not on Thanksgiving surely. That’s awful.
RACCOON: I couldn’t agree more, but it’s doctor’s orders. So

while you’re enjoying your turkey, plus all the
trimmings. I’ll be here with a tiny bit of fish and
a salad with no dressing.
BEAR: Oh, that’s too bad. Raccoon. Maybe next year will
be different. Well, I’d better be on my way. Good¬
bye. I guess I won’t see you again until spring.
RACCOON; I guess not. Good-bye till then. Bear. I hope you

have a good sleep, {exits)
BEAR: {addresses audienc^ This is a fine state of affairs. It

looks as if I might be cooking for two this year.
Surely Fox will come to my house for Thanksgiv¬
ing dinner. Well, there’s no time like the present
to find out. Luckily fox’s den is nearby, {crosses
stage and calls) Fox, Fox, are you at home?
FOX: Why, hello. Bear. How are you today?
BEAR: Well, I feel all right, but I’m upset, because I’ve
just been to see Rabbit and Raccoon, and do you
know what they told me?
FOX: No, what did they tell you?
BEAR: They said that they weren’t coming to my house

for Thanksgiving dinner this year. Can you be¬
lieve that? Both of them refused my invitation,
and they should know that I would be expecting
them, as usual.
FOX: Uh-oh.
BEAR: What’s the matter. Fox. Please don’t tell me that

you won’t be coming either.
FOX; I’m sorry. Bear, but I promised myself that I

wouldn’t have dinner at your house again until
you come to my house to eat. I’ve been to your
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place ten times in a row, and you haven’t been

here at all. So that’s why I promised myself no

more meals at Bear’s this year.
BEAR: But it’s Thanksgiving. You have always come to

my house on Thanksgiving. It’s become a tradi¬
tion. That’s a silly promise you made yourself.
FOX: Silly or not, a promise is a promise. Surely you

wouldn’t want me to break a promise, not even
one that I’ve made to myself.
BEAR: I guess not, but since Rabbit and Raccoon aren’t

coming either. Thanksgiving is going to be awful,
just awful. Oh, I’m so depressed.
FOX: Bear, I’m sorry, really I am. I’d ask you to come
here, but I’m right in the middle of my fall
housecleaning, and my den is a mess. We couldn’t
even sit down in all the clutter.
BEAR: {sighs) That’s all right. I understand.
FOX: Now come on. Bear. Cheer up! You’re the best
cook I know, and besides being the best cook,
you’re also the best eater. You can certainly polish
off that whole Thanksgiving feast yourself.
BEAR: No, I certainly won’t be cooking a holiday dinner

this year. It just wouldn’t be the same since there
will be no one to share it with. I’ll probably eat a
peanut butter sandwich, and than I’ll settle down
to hibernate. Good-bye, Fox.
FOX: Good-bye, Bear. I’ll see you next spring, {exits)
NARRATOR: {bear follows directions) Poor Bear. He trudged back

to his cave. Thanksgiving, which had always been
his favorite holiday, no longer seemed special. He
settled down for a short nap. After all, it doesn’t
take much time to make a peanut butter sand¬
wich. . . . On Thursday afternoon he roused
himself.
BEAR: {yawning) Well, it’s time for my Thanksgiving

dinner. Since no one else is here to share it. I’m
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certainly not expecting to enjoy myself. A sandwich

will be enough. I’m sure I have a jar of peanut
butter somewhere and a slice or two of dried-up
bread. If I’m lucky, I may find a drop of honey or
perhaps a tiny scrape of jelly stuck to the bottom of
a jar. {whimpers) I guess I should be grateful for that
much. Well, that’s enough of feeling sorry for
myself. I’ll look and see what I can find, {searches)
. . . What’ that? I hear noises outside. . . . Who’s
there? Who’s there and what do you want?
FOX: {enters with turkey and puts it down) Surprise, Bear!

I brought a turkey cooked just the way you like it.
RACCOON: {enters with pie and puts it down) And I brought a

pumpkin pie. I don’t think it is quite as good as
what you would have made, but it will do all the
same.
RABBIT: {enters with basket and puts it down) And I, being a

vegetarian, brought cranberries and salad. Happy
Thanksgiving, Bear!
BEAR: I-I-I don’t know what to say.
RABBIT: Bear, my friend, you have entertained us at so

many Thanksgiving dinners. This year we decided
that we would do the work and that you would be
the guest. Are you surprised?
BEAR: Surprised? I am overwhelmed.
RACCOON: In that case, what are we waiting for? Let’s eat. As

you all know, I have a wonderful appetite.
BEAR: Wait! First we must all remember that this is a

time to give thanks, {turning to each friend) Fox.
. . . Raccoon. . . . Rabbit. ... I want you to know
that I am grateful for the food you brought today.
I know everything will be delicious. But most of
all I am thankful for such wonderful friends.
Happy Thanksgiving to you ail.
OTHERS: Happy Thanksgiving, Bear.

The Thanksgiving Bear
'Production notes
PUPPETS: Bear, since he has the biggest speaking part,

should be a mouth-action puppet. The others may
be either hand- or mouth-action, because they can
believably carry their props in either mouths or
paws.
SETTING: The woodsy setting is imaginary, but there must

be some kind of prop stage, either permanent or
temporary, so that the animals can put down their
food offerings.
PROPS: Unless something resembling a turkey can be

come by easily, a covered dish or pan may be
substituted. Children will accept that a turkey is
inside. The pumpkin pie could be a small foil tart
pan, and if a suitable basket cannot be found, one
could be made from brown construction paper or
corrugated cardboard.
TAPING: No special sound effects are needed, but the voices

should vary in pitch. Bear’s being lowest and
Rabbit’s highest. The pauses allowing for audi¬
ence participation at the beginning of the play
should be carefully observed.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should be Bear and

Rabbit, and the puppeteer on the left should be
Raccoon and Fox. Either may operate the tape
player. Bear should make his entrance from the
right, his cave home. Once onstage, he never exits,
crossing the stage back and forth to each animal’s
house in turn. Therefore, Rabbit makes her initial
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entrance and exit at left, Raccoon at right, and Fox

at left, after which Bear returns home (at right) for
his final actions, all in view of the audience. When
the animals make their last entrances with the
food, they should come from the left.

music.
THE BUSY SANTA
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR BASKET OF FOOD

(COVERED)
MRS. CLAUS LIST
POPPINS, AN ELF PIPE
SANTA
SNOWMAN
NARRATOR: Here at the North Pole life is hectic in Decem¬

ber, but the week before Christmas is the busiest
of all. Now the front door of Santa’s house opens,
and here comes Mrs. Claus. She does not look
happy.
MRS. CLAUS: {enters and calls) Santa! Santa! It’s dinnertime.

. . . Santa Claus! . . .Oh, where is that man? I sent
Poppins to the workshop ten minutes ago to
remind Santa that dinner would be ready at six
sharp. Maybe the naughty elf forgot. . . {calls)
Poppins! Poppins!
POPPINS: {enters) Here I am, Mrs. Claus. Did you want me?
MRS. CLAUS: Yes, Poppins. I sent you to the workshop ten

minutes ago to tell Santa that his dinner would be
ready at six. Shame on you for forgetting.
POPPINS: But, Mrs. Claus, I didn’t forget. I told him, really

I did.
MRS. CLAUS: All right, I believe you. But where is he?
POPPINS: He said he’d be right along. Do you want me to go

back and see what happened?
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MRS. CLAUS: Yes. And if he’s still there, I want you to drag him
here, by his nose, if necessary.
POPPINS: All right, Mrs. Claus. You can depend on me.

{exits)
MRS. CLAUS: I shouldn’t have been cross with Poppins. He’s

always been a good little elf. But I hate to have my
fine dinner ruined. . . . {looks offstage) I think I see
them coming. . . . {clock chimes six)
POPPINS: {enters pulling Santa by the nose) Well, Mrs. Claus,

here he is, as ordered.
MRS. CLAUS: Santa, shame on you! Do you know what time it

is?
SANTA: Yes, my dear, I heard the clock strike six.
MRS. CLAUS: Well, you wouldn’t have heard the clock if Pop¬
pins hadn’t dragged you here. You are certainly
old enough to know that six o’clock is dinnertime.
SANTA: Yes, my dear, and I’m sorry, truly I am. But at this
time of year we’re so busy that I hardly have time
to think of food.
MRS. CLAUS: Well, you’re here now, and I’m going to feed you
a good hot meal. It’s on the table waiting, so come
in and eat. {exits)
SANTA: Yes, dear, {exits)
POPPINS: I know that Santa doesn’t want to upset Mrs.

Claus, but he hates to leave the workshop in late
December. I’ll bet that instead of enjoying her
superior cooking he’s gobbling his dinner in one,
two; three bites. Yes, I’m afraid I’m right. Here he
comes already.
SANTA: {enters and turns to shout) Thank you, my dear. Your

food was delicious, as usual. . . . {burps) Oops!
Please excuse me. In late December my digestion
is not as it should be. Well, back to the workshop.
{exits)
POPPINS: Poor Santa, I know he loves his wife’s cooking,

even though he’s much too busy to enjoy it now.
And poor Mrs. Claus, she’s as mad as a soggy
reindeer after a fast thaw. But I’d better get back
to the workshop, too. {exits)
MRS. CLAUS: {enters) I’m disgusted. I plan all the meals for the
elves’ dining room, three shifts a day at this time
of year, and I try my best to see that Santa has a
decent diet. And what thanks do I get? Santa just
doesn’t realize that this is my busiest time of year,
too. No one appreciates me.
SNOWMAN: {talks from offstage) You know that’s not true.

Everyone appreciates you, Santa most of all.
MRS. CLAUS: {looking about) Who’s there? I hear a voice, but I

don’t see anyone.
SNOWMAN: {enters) I’m the one you hear, Mrs. Claus.
MRS. CLAUS: Why, it’s the snowman from the front yard!
SNOWMAN: Right you are.
MRS. CLAUS: I’m amazed! I didn’t know you could move about,
and I certainly never guessed that you could talk.
SNOWMAN: Life is full of surprises, Mrs. Claus. I’ll admit that

usually I just stand in the yard looking handsome.
Late at night, though, after you’re asleep, I exer¬
cise a bit, and sometimes I even sing a few bars of
a Christmas carol. . . .
{sings) Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

Fa la la la la, la la la la. . . .
Of course overdoing that could be dangerous to

my health, because singing carols makes me feel
warm and cozy. If I get too warm and cozy, it’s
good-bye, Mr. Snowman—hello, Mr. Puddle.
MRS. CLAUS: Oh, I see what you mean. Well, we certainly

wouldn’t want you to melt. What I don’t under¬
stand is why you decided to talk to me now.
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SNOWMAN: I couldn’t bear for you to be so upset. And standing

here as I do, I have a lot of time to think. When I
saw Santa being dragged up here—by his nose
yet—I got an idea. It just may solve your problems.
MRS. CLAUS: Breakfast is no problem, because Santa eats here

before he leaves, and he always takes a sandwich
for lunch. But dinner is something else, so please
tell me your idea. I’ll listen to any suggestions you
have. A good meal at night is so important.
SNOWMAN: Very well then. Have you ever heard of “Meals on

Wheels’’?
MRS. CLAUS: Why, yes. Yes, I have. Those are hot, nourishing
meals delivered to shut-ins. But I don’t know
what you’re getting at. We don’t have any shut-
ins here. Everyone is in perfect health, thank
goodness. And we certainly don’t need any meals
delivered, not as long as I can cook.
SNOWMAN: Please, Mrs. Claus, let me finish. You can con¬

tinue to cook all of Santa’s meals, but instead of
coming here to the house, Santa can stay at the
workshop and eat when his dinner is delivered.
Then he’ll be able to eat slowly and enjoy it more.
He can even chew his food instead of swallowing
huge chunks of meat and potatoes whole. That
way he can keep an eye on toy production and
check the jobs off his list as they get done.
MRS. CLAUS: But I’ll miss Santa’s company at dinnertime.
SNOWMAN: Mrs. Claus, it will only be for a few more days.

After Christmas, things will be different.
MRS. CLAUS: Mr. Snowman, you’re right. I’ll follow your sug¬
gestion exactly, except we won’t need wheels. I’ll
deliver the hot meals myself. That way I can say
hello to Santa and bon appetit!
SNOWMAN: Good, Mrs. Claus. I’m pleased that I could help.

Also, I’m glad I broke my vow never to walk and
talk when someone’s around. Now I must return

to the front yard.
MRS. CLAUS; May I give you a little hug first?
SNOWMAN; I’d be delighted! But just a little one. I’m already

melting a bit around the edges, {they hug)
MRS. CLAUS; Good-bye, Mr. Snowman, and thanks.
SNOWMAN; GOOD-bye, Mrs. Claus, {waves and exits)
MRS. CLAUS; I feel so much happier, but now I must rush in to

plan especially delicious meals for these last few
days before Christmas.
NARRATOR; So Mrs. Claus set to work, and let me tell you, the
results were scrumptious, {as each meal is described
Mrs. Claus crosses stage with covered basket) On
December 22 Mrs. Claus made beef Stroganoff
and Caesar salad with cherry pie a la mode for
dessert. . . . On December 23 she cooked spaghetti
and meatballs with garlic bread, and for dessert
strawberry shortcake with whipped cream. . . .
And on December 24, Christmas Eve, she made
chicken and dumplings, because this was Santa’s
favorite meal. Knowing he’d be outside in the
cold all night, she brought two desserts, hot apple
pie with cheese and chocolate layer cake with nuts
on top. . . .
MRS. CLAUS; {enters) Well, my husband is about to go. His

sleigh is loaded and the reindeer hitched up and
ready. . . . {calls) Good-bye. . . . Good-bye, Santa!
{waves)
SANTA; {calls from offstage) Good-bye . . . Good-bye. . . .

Ho-ho-ho!
SNOWMAN; {enters) I’m happy to see that my plan worked.
MRS. CLAUS; Yes, it worked beautifully, and I’m ever so grate¬

ful. Now I’d like to do something nice for you.
What would you like?
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SNOWMAN: Nothing that I can think of. Since Tm a snowman,

I certainly can’t enjoy your hot meals. Just wish
me a merry Christmas.
MRS. CLAUS; That I’ll do. Merry Christmas, dear Mr. Snowman.
SNOWMAN: And the same to you, Mrs. Claus. Good-bye. {they

exit in opposite directions)
NARRATOR: The long night passed, and in the morning, his

work done, Santa returned home, tired but happy.
He had delivered everything on his long list.
SANTA: {enters carrying list) I’m home! I’m home!
MRS. CLAUS; {enters) I’m so glad to see you, my dear, {they hug)
. . . But before I feed you my special eggs
Benedict, there’s something I must do. . . . {calls)
Poppins! Poppins!
POPPINS: Yes, Mrs. Claus, what can I do for you?
MRS. CLAUS: I have an errand for you. Wait here just a minute.
{exits and returns with pipe) Please take this to the
snowman in the front yard. Tell him it’s a Christ¬
mas present from me, because he’s very special,
and every snowman should have a pipe.
POPPINS: {takingpipe) All right, Mrs. Claus. Will do. {exits)
MRS. CLAUS: Before we go inside, Santa, please tell me some¬

thing. Why did you bring that list home with
you?
SANTA: I wanted to show you that every single thing was

crossed off. And what better to kindle that cozy
fire, that I’m going to light in the fireplace before
we have our Christmas breakfast?
MRS. CLAUS: That’s a beautiful idea, Santa, {they hug) Let’s go in

now. Breakfast is on the table.
SANTA: I plan to eat it slowly, and I’m going to enjoy

every bite, {they exit)
The Busy Santa
'Production notes
PUPPETS: All of the puppets should be hand-action, and

their appearance should conform to the children’s
conception of the characters portrayed. Like Santa,
Mrs. Claus should wear red, and glasses and white
hair would be fitting. Some padding for Santa and
the snowman would be appropriate, and the latter
should have a hat and scarf.
SETTING: Nothing visual is needed to indicate that all of the

action takes place right outside Santa’s house, and
no prop stage is necessary.
PROPS: If an appropriate basket cannot be found, one

could be made of brown construction paper or
corrugated cardboard, or any kind of small con¬
tainer covered with a cloth could be used, or even
a little box. Santa’s list could be made from cash
register tape with the items checked and crossed
off so that the audience can see. The snowman’s
pipe could be a real one, or one could be made
from a lollipop stick and the cap from a small
bottle.
TAPING: The only sound effect is the chiming of the clock,

which can be accomplished by tapping a glass of
water with a spoon. Santa should have a deep,
hearty voice, and the snowman’s should be
slightly higher. Since Mrs. Claus and Poppins
converse, their voices should be as different as
possible, Mrs. Claus’s being higher in pitch. The
narrator can be any good reader.
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ACTION:
The puppeteer on the right should be Mrs. Claus
and the snowman. The puppeteer on the left
should be Poppins and Santa. Either may operate
the tape player. Mrs. Claus should always enter
from the right, the location of the house. She
should always exit right, too, except for the three
trips to Santa’s workshop when she crosses the
stage and exits left. Her return to the house should
not be staged, and she never releases the basket as
the puppeteer returns her (out of audience vision)
for the next trip as the narrator is describing the
menu. The other characters always enter and exit
left, the yard/workshop direction, excepting the
two times when Santa enters his house with Mrs.
Claus.

music.
SILVIE THE SUBSTITUTE REINDEER
CHARACTERS PROP
SANTA BLANKET
MRS. CLAUS
JIGGS, AN ELF
SILVIE, A REINDEER
SANTA: {enters) I can’t believe it. The sleigh is packed,

ready to go. ... I can’t believe it.
MRS. CLAUS: {enters) Are you talking to me, Santa?
SANTA: No, Mrs. Claus, I was talking to myself.
MRS. CLAUS: Some people might say that’s a sign of old age. Of
course, I know better than that. You’re as sharp as
ever, Santa. So, now that I’m here, you can talk to
me. I think I heard you say that you couldn’t
believe something. What can’t you believe?
SANTA: The sleigh is packed, ready to go, and we’re two

hours ahead of schedule. Even Jiggs says we’re
ready, and since he’s the elf in charge, it must be
true. Nothing has gone wrong this year. I can’t
believe it.
MRS. CLAUS: My goodness, I can hardly believe that myself. Are

you sure you haven’t forgotten something?
SANTA: I’m positive. I’ve not only checked my list twice,

but three times. All the toys and presents are in
the sleigh, and with two hours to spare. This has
never happened before.
MRS. CLAUS: That’s wonderful! Maybe you can get off to an

early start.
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SANTA: Oh, no, Mrs. Claus. That would never do. I can’t
deliver any presents until the children are all
asleep.
MRS. CLAUS: Then, speaking of sleep, why don’t you take a

little nap yourself? You haven’t had much time to
relax this past week. It would do you good.
SANTA: But I’ve never, ever taken a nap on Christmas Eve.

I don’t know . . .
MRS. CLAUS: You can stretch out on the sofa in the parlor. Wait
a minute, and I’ll get something to cover you.
{exits)
SANTA: I must admit, a short nap might be pleasant. But

I still can’t believe that everything has gone so
well. We have never before been ready two hours
early.
MRS. CLAUS: {enters with blanket) Here you are, Santa, and you
needn’t worry. I’ll wake you in plenty of time.
Now, go lie down, and I’ll tuck you in.
SANTA: All right, Mrs. Claus. I’m going, {turns to leave)
JIGGS: {enters) Santa! Santa! We have a problem.
SANTA: Why, Jiggs, what’s wrong?
JIGGS: I’m so sorry, Santa, but one of the reindeer has

taken sick. I hitched up the team for a practice
run, and just as they started, Prancer began to
sneeze. I can tell he has an awful cold. He insists
on going anyway, but that’s not a good idea at all.
SANTA: Oh, no. If he’s sick, he should stay here.
* JIGGS: He. certainly should. Every time he sneezes, the

sleigh jerks. During the practice run, a doll
popped right out of your pack, which we couldn’t
quite close, because it’s an extra big load this year.
SANTA: Well, we can’t have our toys popping out. The

sleigh must run smoothly, so you’ll have to find a
substitute for Prancer.
JIGGS: {whimpering Oooooh, that’s the worst of it. I

thought everything was all set to go, so I told the
other reindeer that they could leave to join the
herd. All of the big, strong ones are long gone.
SANTA: But we’ll need a full team with such a heavy load.
Send out an emergency call, and hurry.
JIGGS: All right, Santa, I’ll do my best, {exits)
MRS. CLAUS: Poor Santa. You won’t get a nap after all.
SANTA: That’s the least of my worries. I knew it was too

good to be true, being ready so early. I just hope
that Jiggs finds me a good substitute for Prancer.
MRS. CLAUS: Well, I guess you won’t be needing this blanket,

so I’ll put it away, {exits with blanket)
SILVIE: {enters) Santa! Santa Claus! I must talk to you.
SANTA: Oh, it’s a reindeer! That’s just what I need most,

but I had hoped for something larger. . . . Hello,
my dear, what can I do for you?
SILVIE: It’s not what you can do for me. It’s what / can do
for you.
SANTA: Whatever do you mean?
SILVIE: I’m here to take Prancer’s place.
SANTA: Take Prancer’s place? Ho-ho-ho! This little rein¬

deer has a sense of humor.
SILVIE: Please don’t ho-ho-ho at me, Santa. I am not

joking. That elf is looking everywhere for a sub,
but he won’t find anyone better. I am ready,
willing, and able to do the job, and now you’re
laughing at me.
SANTA: There, there. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.

You are a pretty little reindeer, one of the prettiest
I’ve seen, in fact. But good looks are not what I
need. Prancer is big and strong, and I need a big,
strong reindeer to take his place.
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SILVIE: A big, strong boy reindeer?
SANTA: Exactly! I’m glad you understand.
SILVIE: But, Santa, I don’t understand. I may not be as big

as Prancer, but I am strong. All of the deer on your
team are boys, and that’s not fair. Why, in spite of
his feminine name, I happen to know that even
Vixen is a boy reindeer. We girls deserve a chance,
too.
SANTA: My goodness! In all the years I’ve been driving my

sleigh, I never thought of having a lady reindeer
on my team.
SILVIE: Santa Claus, surely you think girls are as good as

boys. All of the little girls in the world would be
disappointed to think that you really like boys
better.
SANTA: And that wouldn’t be true. I think little girls are

every bit as good as little boys, and often much
better behaved.
SILVIE: Then you should be fair and give me a chance to

join your team tonight.
SANTA: If you are as strong as you are spunky, I might take

you up on your offer. Tell me, my dear, what is
your name?
SILVIE: My name is Silver Bell. Doesn’t that have a

Christmasy ring to it?
SANTA: {laughs) You do have a sense of humor. Silver Bell

does indeed have a Christmasy ring.
SILVIE: But it’s a bit formal, so most folks call me Silvie.
SANTA: Silvie it is then! Very well, Silvie, are you sure you
want to try this? Being hitched to a sleigh is much
harder than running free.
SILVIE: I have pulled sleds for the elves many times. I’m
sure I can do my share of the work pulling your
sleigh.
SANTA: We would have to give you a tryout. That’s twice

around the house.
SILVIE: I’m ready.
JIGGS: {enters panting) Santa ... I haven’t found a new

reindeer yet . . . but I’m sending a scout to look for
the herd. I’m sure any minute I’ll find a fill-in for
Prancer.
SANTA: There’s no need to worry. Silvie here has volun¬

teered for the job.
JIGGS: But she . . . she . . . she is a girl reindeer. Surely you

wouldn’t consider her.
SANTA: She has convinced me that she can do the work,

and she’s ready to take the test. So, hitch her up for
a trial run with the team. Twice around the house
should tell the tale.
JIGGS: All right, Santa, if you say so. Come with me,
Silvie, and we’ll see what happens, {exits)
SILVIE: I’m coming, {exits)
MRS. CLAUS: {enters) I just saw Jiggs leaving with Silver Bell.
What’s up?
SANTA: Oh, do you know little Silvie?
MRS. CLAUS: Goodness, yes. Usually she’s pulling a sledful of

elves. She’s a hard worker, and very strong for her
size. But why was she here?
SANTA: Silvie wants to take Prancer’s place on the team.

What do you think of that?
MRS. CLAUS: I never thought you would consider a lady rein¬

deer, but I don’t know why not. It’s a wonderful
idea.
SANTA: Jiggs has hitched her to the sleigh for a trial run
with the others. Twice around the house, and we’ll
know how she performs. . . . Oh, here comes Jiggs
now, all smiles.
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JIGGS: {enters) Santa, I’m so relieved. Silvie did a fine job,

every bit as good as Prancer has done in the past.
Our worries are over.
SANTA: That’s wonderful news.
MRS. CLAUS: And there’s still enough time for you to take a
short nap, Santa.
SANTA: No, I’m not going to do that after all. Now that I
think about it, taking a nap on Christmas Eve
doesn’t seem natural. I’m going out to do some
last minute checking myself and also to congratu¬
late Silvie on her good work, (exits)
JIGGS: All of this is very strange somehow. I never

thought I’d see the day when a girl reindeer would
be pulling Santa’s sleigh.
MRS. CLAUS: I never did either, but times are changing.
JIGGS: I suppose next that lady elves will be wanting jobs

in Santa’s workshop.
MRS. CLAUS: And what would be wrong with that?
JIGGS: Oh, nothing, nothing at all, Mrs. Claus.
MRS. CLAUS: I hope you think that girls are as capable as boys.
JIGGS: Yes, yes, yes. Of course, I do. It’s just so different

from what I’m used to.
MRS. CLAUS: And it’s about time, I say.
JIGGS: I suppose you’re right.
MRS. CLAUS: What would you say if I told you that next year /
might drive the sleigh?
JIGGS: Why . . . why . . . uh . . . uh . . .
MRS. CLAUS: (laughs) Don’t look so shocked. I was teasing you,

Jiggs. I don’t want to take Santa’s job away. . . . Of
course, if he got a terrible cold like Prancer’s, I
might have to fill in.
JIGGS: And I’m sure you would do it very well, too, very
well indeed. Yes, yes, yes.
MRS. CLAUS: To tell the truth, I hope I never have to. Being out
all night in the cold doesn’t appeal to me at all.
Oh, here comes Santa.
SANTA: {enters) Everything checks out perfectly. It’s still a

bit early, but I think I’ll start off now. Good-bye,
Jiggs, my good friend, {they shake hands)
JIGGS: Good-bye, Santa.
SANTA: Good-bye, Mrs. Claus. I’ll see you at dawn, {hugs

her and exits)
MRS. CLAUS: {calling after him and waving) Good-bye, Santa.

Have a safe journey. . . . Jiggs, I’m sure all will go
well now, with Silver Bell on the team.
JIGGS: Yes, I have to agree. Silvie, the substitute reindeer,

has truly saved the day.
Silvie the Substitute Reindeer
Production notes
PUPPETS; Santa, Mrs. Claus, and Jiggs should be hand-

action puppets. Santa and Mrs. Claus should be in
red costumes, conforming to popular conception
of the characters they represent. Silvie should be a
mouth-action puppet. Since female reindeer are
antlered, she should have horns. A collar with one
or more small sleigh bells would be appropriate.
SETTING: The exact scene, which remains the same through¬

out, is not specified, but it is somewhere in Santa’s
house. No prop stage is necessary.
PROPS: Any small piece of cloth could be used for the

blanket, which is the only prop.
TAPING: No sound effects are needed for this play. Of the

two male voices, Santa’s should be the deeper.
Since the two female characters never converse,
difference in pitch is not essential, but the voice
quality should be different.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should operate the

tape player and be Mrs. Claus and Silvie. The
puppeteer on the left should be Santa and Jiggs.
The action is simple to remember. Mrs. Claus’s
entrances and exits are all to the right, and the
other characters enter and exit left.

music.
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Five Little Snowmen
CHARACTERS
NARRATOR
5 SNOWMEN
{Snowmen enter from below, follow narrator’’s descrip¬

tion of the action, and disappear, one by one)
NARRATOR; Five little snowmen all in a row,

Dancing, dancing, watch them go!
One danced too close to the barnyard door.
He danced inside, so then there were four. . . .
Four little snowmen were playing hard.
Jumping, jumping in the yard.
One jumped and hit the limb of a tree.
He fell down, so then there were three. . . .
Three little snowmen skipped through the snow.
Skipping, skipping to and fro.
Not turning as he was supposed to do.
One skipped away, so then there were two. . . .
Two little snowmen began to spin around.
Spinning, spinning across the snowy ground.
One spun so fast, because it was fun.
That he spun away completely, so then there was
one. . . .
One little snowman stood all alone.
Standing, standing as the warm sun shone.
He stood so long in the noonday sun
That he melted away, and then there was
none. . . .
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But don’t be sad, ’cause I’m telling you

That’s what all little snowmen do.
And here are the puppet snowmen now
To say good-bye and take a bow. . . .
{snowmen sink from sight)
Five Little Snowmen
Production notes
PUPPETS: These should be stick puppets. A snowman pup¬

pet can easily be made from foam balls, two for the
body and a smaller one for the head with thin
slices cut off to allow flat surfaces for gluing. Eyes,
nose, mouth, and buttons can be made of black
felt. A foot of thin dowel sharpened in a pencil
sharpener can be blackened with a felt marker (the
better to blend with the background curtain) and
inserted into the body.
TAPING: The narrator should recite slowly and with feel¬

ing. No special sound effects are needed, but
several bars of music—bells, guitar, or a toy
xylophone would be effective—could be inserted
briefly after each snowman exits, reprising intro¬
ductory music.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should operate the tape

player so that the one on the right can manage
three snowmen until the first exit. The snowmen
should rise in a line, and the puppeteers then
follow the narrator’s lead, exiting alternately right
and left. By the time spinning is required, only
two snowmen are left, and the sticks can be rolled
between the puppeteer’s hands.
TIME: 2 minutes. Allow extra time for music.
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THE LOOSE TOOTH
CHARACTERS PROPS
BOY PIECE OF STRING

MOTHER TOOTH
TOOTH FAIRY PILLOW
COIN
APPLE
BOY: {enters crying Mom! . . . Mom! . . . {sobs and thrashes

about)
MOTHER: {enters) Oh, my poor child! Are you hurt?
BOY: No!
MOTHER: Well, what’s wrong then?
BOY: Something awful, {sobs and thrashes)
MOTHER: There, there. Come here and let me give you a big
hug. {dramatic hugs and pats) . . . Now do you feel
better?
BOY: No!
MOTHER: Did you do something naughty in school so that

Ms. Murgatroyd had to make you sit in the
corner?
BOY: No!"
MOTHER: Oh, I know! You had a fight with your best friend,
Mary Martha McGillicuddy.
BOY: No, nothing like that.
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MOTHER: Aha! I’ll bet you got into my cookie jar again and
broke it.
BOY: No! No! No!
MOTHER: All right, I give up. What happened?
BOY: Well, I was just walking along minding my own

business and being very good the way I always
am . . .
MOTHER: Ha-ha! Very good, the way you always are? That is
a funny joke. Tell me more.
BOY: Well, as I said before you so rudely interrupted—

and you did tell me that interrupting was rude,
didn’t you—or at least that’s what I seem to
remember your saying.
MOTHER: Yes, I admit I probably said that, but now you are
interrupting yourself.
BOY: Oh, yes, I guess I am. Maybe I’d better start all
over from the beginning. ... I was just walking
along, minding my own business and being very
good the way I always am . . .
MOTHER: Y-e-ss, go on. . . .
BOY: . . . and I was eating an apple. Eating an apple is

on the approved list of activities for people my
age, right?
MOTHER: Yes, eating an apple is a good thing to do.
BOY: But then something awful happened.
MOTHER: Oh, dear! I’ll bet there was a wiggly, slimy brown
worm in the apple, and you swallowed it.
BOY: No, a wiggly, slimy brown worm might taste

good. What happened was something worse,
much, much worse. Please, just look inside my
mouth.
MOTHER: {looks) I can’t see anything wrong.

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BOY; It’s this tooth right in front. It’s all funny and
wobbly.
MOTHER: {laughing Oh, is that all?
BOY: All? Is that all^ she says! If this tooth gets any
looser, it might fall out!
MOTHER: You’re right. I’m sure it will fall out, and then,
sooner or later, so will your other teeth.
BOY: Oh, what am I going to do?
MOTHER; {laughs) Don’t worry. Everything will be all right.
BOY: Don’t laugh. It’s not funny. I don’t want to be like

my great-granny with no teeth at all.
MOTHER; I told you not to worry. All boys and girls lose
their baby teeth.
BOY: They do?
MOTHER; Yes, and every time a tooth comes out, a big,

beautiful new one will grow in to take its place.
BOY: Well, that makes me feel better.
MOTHER; Wait here just a minute. I’ll get some thread. . . .

{exits and returns with a piece of string) Here, let’s tie
this around your loose tooth, and I’ll yank it right
out. . . .
BOY: {covers mouth) Oh, no!
MOTHER: {patiently) . . . Or we could tie the thread around

your tooth and attach the other end to a doorknob,
and then, when someone opens the door very fast,
like this . . . {motions)
BOY: {hacks away) No, no. That would hurt.
MOTHER: I give up. We’ll just wait until it falls out by

itself. Meanwhile, I have work to do. I’ll see you
later, {exits)
BOY: Maybe if I’m very careful my tooth won’t fall out

at all. I’m sure about one thing though. I’m
certainly not going to let someone pull it out with

a piece of thread. I’ll forget about it for now and
run out to play. . . . {exits briefly and reenters). . .Oh,
I’m glad to be out here skipping along instead of
worrying about my tooth, {skips) . . . Oops! . . .
{falls flat) . . . Oh, I fell right on my poor face. I’d
better check my eyes. . . . They’re okay. Nose?
. . . It’s fine. Mouth? . . . Oh, my tooth is gone!
I didn’t need that old thread on the doorknob
after all. I must look for it so that I can show
Mom. {searches frantically) Oh, where is it? I hope
it’s not lost. Ah, here it is! {picks up tooth, exits, and
reenters immediately) . . . Mom! Mom! Come here a
minute.
MOTHER: {enters) What’s wrong? What’s happened to you

now?
BOY: I lost my loose baby tooth, but then I found it.

Here it is! {shows tooth)
MOTHER: It’s beautiful! But you don’t want to lose it again,

so run inside and put it on the kitchen counter
where it will be safe.
BOY: All right, {exits and returns without tooth) Are you
going to save my tooth? Is that why you told me
to put it on the kitchen counter?
MOTHER: We’ll save it till tonight, and then we’ll put it

under your pillow.
BOY: Why would we want to do a strange thing like

that?
MOTHER: Because, when you’re asleep the tooth fairy will

come and take it.
BOY: Do you mean that a wicked fairy will steal my

tooth? Stealing is a bad thing to do.
MOTHER: The tooth fairy will take your tooth, but she will
leave you something nice to take its place.
BOY: Oh, boy! Maybe she’ll leave me a candy bar. A

candy bar would be a nice thing to get.
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MOTHER: No, I’m sure it won’t be a candy bar. The tooth

fairy does not approve of candy bars. All that
sugar? Never!
BOY: Maybe she’ll leave me a bicycle. I’d love to have a

bicycle.
MOTHER: No, it has to be something small that will fit

under your pillow.
BOY: What nice thing would be small and fit under my

pillow?
MOTHER: Well, when I was your age, the tooth fairy usually
left money.
BOY: Money? That would be fine! I think I’ll take a nap

now and see what happens.
MOTHER: A nap? I can’t believe my ears. You have never,

never, never wanted to take a nap, not since you
were three years old.
BOY: Well, I do now. I’m suddenly very sleepy. Can’t

you see me yawning? {stretches) . . . I’m so-o-o
sleepy.
MOTHER: Very well. You can nap right here on the porch.
BOY: I will. But first I must get my pillow, . . . {exits and

returns with pillow) . . . and now I must get my
tooth. . . . {exits and returns with tooth, which he puts
under pillow)
MOTHER: I’ll leave you now. Sweet dreams, {exits)
BOY: {lies down) This is so comfy. . . {snores)
TOOTH FAIRY: {enters from above, carrying coin) Ah, a sleeping

child! My magic radar tells me that there’s a
tooth here for my collection. I must look under
his pillow. . . {looks) Yes, my radar is always
right. There’s a tooth here for me. I’ll leave this
bright new coin for him. . . . There! {leaves coin)
. . . And ril take this beautiful tooth, {flies away

with tooth)
BOY: {sits up) Time to wake up. {stretches) . . . Oh-ah-oh!

It feels so good to stretch. And now to look under
my pillow, {looks) Oh, joy! Money! {picks up coin)
Mom! Mom!
MOTHER: {enters) Yes, what is it? Are you finished with your
nap already?
BOY: Yes, and look what the tooth fairy left me!
MOTHER: Oh, that’s nice. What are you going to do with it?
BOY: Well, now, let’s see. . . . Oh, I know! I’m going to

buy an apple.
MOTHER: An apple? Well, I must say that I’m surprised.

Why are you going to buy an apple?
BOY: Because eating an apple is what made my first

tooth loose. If I can make my other teeth loose,
then they will soon fall out, too, and I’ll be rich,
rich, rich! Good-bye for now. I’ll be back soon.
{exits with coin)
MOTHER: {calls after him) Good-bye! But there’s no need to

hurry back. I still have work to do. {exits with
pillow)
BOY: {enters with apple to take his bow)

The Loose Tooth
Production notes
PUPPETS: Both the boy and mother must be hand-action

puppets in order to carry their props. The tooth
fairy, only briefly on stage, could be a small
hand-action puppet or a rod puppet seen in
silhouette with a pinch clothespin for hands to
hold the coin and later the tooth. The rod should
be black to match the backdrop. If a hand-action
puppet is used, the puppeteer’s arm should be
black sleeved.
SETTING: Except for the pillow, no props are set down, so a

prop stage is not needed to suggest the porch
where most of the play takes place. The pillow,
used only briefly, could be rested on the puppet
stage frame.
PROPS: Although the script mentions thread, a piece of

string would show up better against the backdrop.
The tooth, which can be made of cardboard,
should be oversized and have a root so that it will
be visible when held by the puppets. A small
beanbag would make a good pillow, especially if
a prop stage is not used, since its weight would
keep it in place. The coin can be a real one. A
quarter or half dollar would show up best. The
apple, used only during the boy’s bow, could be
real or fake. A small red ball would work.
TAPING: Other than the sobs and snores provided by the

person taping the boy’s part, no sound effects are
needed. The boy’s voice should have enough range
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SO that he can emote noisily as the script requires.

The mother’s voice should be mature and throaty,
and the tooth fairy’s light. Any music used at the
beginning should not be reprised during the sleep¬
ing intervals that bracket the tooth fairy’s visit. A
segment of lullaby music overlaid by a few snores
would be more effective.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should operate the tape

player and take the part of the mother. Her
entrances and exits are all made from that, the
“house,” side. The same puppeteer can manipu¬
late the tooth fairy, whose appearance may be
made from high up on either side. The puppeteer
on the right should be the boy. He enters and exits
right except for the errands that take him into the
house. His sobbing and thrashing at the play’s
beginning should be exaggerated. The tooth and
coin should not actually be placed under the
pillow but into the waiting hand of the puppeteer
below audience vision. Likewise, the tooth is
handed to the tooth fairy. This will work much
better than having the puppets manipulate tiny
props on their own.

and iterim music.
THE TALENT SHOW
CHARACTERS PROP
MS. POTTS PAINTING

WILLY
JODY
RACHEL
LESLIE
TWINS, JERRY AND TERRY
MELODY
MS. POTTS; {enters) Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, may
I have your attention,... As you know—or
at least I hope you know—my class at the Happy
Day School presents a talent show every year. My
children are chock-full of talent, and why not,
with me for a teacher? {laughs) Today I, Ms.
Penelope Potts, will act as your emcee. That’s
short for Mizz of ceremonies, {laughs) That way I
can keep my eye on the little so-and-so-and-sos.
Oops! I meant to say on the talented cast of
entertainers. Well, let’s begin. . . .We will start
with a song. Here is Willy McGilly, and I think
once you’ve heard him that you will agree that he
is really something special, {exits)
WILLY: {enters, sings, . . . bows, and exits)
MS. POTTS; {enters) Bravo, Willy! In a few years it’s the

Metropolitan Opera for you. . . . And now, dear
people, I ask you, what would a program like ours
be without a dramatic recitation? Therefore, I am
no
thrilled to present Jody Dody with his rendition

of a work by Mr. Isaac Watts, {exits)
JODY: {enters and recites with gestures)
How doth the little busy bee

Improve each shining hour,
And gather honey all the day
From every opening flower!
How skillfully she builds her cell;
How neat she spreads the wax!
And labours hard to store it well
With the sweet food she makes.
I hope you all liked my poem. It’s supposed to

teach you a real good lesson, but I’m not sure what
that is. {hows and exits)
MS. POTTS: {enters) Jody, that was worthy of an Oscar. And

now, let me see what treat I have for you next. Ah,
yes, it is something a wee bit unusual. Rachel Roy
is a darling little girl, but she would not—I
repeat, would not—perform. But of course she is
talented, like all of my children. May I present
Rachel Roy with her painting, “Sunrise Over
Grampy’s Farm!’’ {exits)
RACHEL: {enters, displays picture, bows, and exits)
MS. POTTS: {enters) Thank you, Rachel. That was lovely, and
now, . . . {Rachel reenters, displays picture, bows, and
exits.) . . . Thank you again, Rachel. Well, to go on,
. . . {Rachel reenters and remains on stage swinging picture
about.) . . . Rachel, you’ve had your turn. Why don’t
you take yet another bow and exit for good this
time? Please, everyone, give Rachel a big hand.
{sound of two hands clapping. . . . Rachel bows and exits)
And now, to continue, Leslie Ogletree is next. She
has been taking tap lessons, so now she will dance
for you. He-e-e-re’s Leslie, {exits)
LESLIE: {enters, dances, . . . bows, and exits)

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MS. POTTS: {enters) Marvelous! Absolutely marvelous! Soon it

will be Broadway for Leslie. . . . Next we have a
double feature. Twins! Jerry and Terry are new to
the school, and {whispers) they are very, very shy.
. . . But, bless their little hearts, they have
prepared an act for you. It is my pleasure to
present Jerry and Terry Boysenberry. {exits)
TWINS: {enter and recite with appropriate hand motions)
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold.

Pease porridge in the pot nine days old.
Some like it hot, some like it cold.
Some like it in the pot nine days old.
{Twins bow and exit giggling)
MS. POTTS: {enters) That was wonderful, twins. I’m proud of

you. Now for our final act, what could be more
appropriate than a song? Melody Moon is going to
sing for you. And Melody, who’s really a good kid,
says if you know the words, you can sing along.
You’re on. Melody, {exits)
MELODY: {enters, sings, . . . bows, and exits)
MS. POTTS: {enters) Thank you. Melody. That was splendid.

. . . Alas, dear people, all good things must end, so
our talent show is now over. You have been a
wonderful audience. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. {bows and exits)
RACHEL: {enters once more, displays picture, bows, and exits)

The Talent Show
Production notes
PUPPETS: Ms. Potts, Willy, and Melody should be mouth-

action puppets since talking or singing is all they
are required to do. The others should be hand-
action puppets so that they can move according to
directions. The twins should be identical, small,
and flexible enough to perform the hand-clapping
motions associated with the nursery rhyme.
PROP: The picture should be painted with felt-tipped

pens on a piece of poster board about eight inches
wide with two holes for cord that can be attached
to the puppet’s hands. It should be simple and
bright and suggestive of a rayed sunset.
TAPING: Ms. Potts should speak dramatically and affect¬

edly, showing enthusiasm and annoyance as re¬
quired. Jody should have a middle-register voice
and should speak slowly and solemnly. The twins
should have high voices. A soft-shoe rhythm
should be used for the dance number, and a
minute is enough. Hitting a jar lid with spoons
may be done to simulate the taps. Songs chosen
should be humorous and not so long that the
audience loses interest. The final one should be an
old favorite so that the audience can join in. The
pauses should be observed during Rachel’s re¬
peated appearances, so that the timing will be
right.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should be Ms. Potts

and can operate the tape player. All of Ms. Potts’s
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entrances and exits should be made at the tight.

The puppeteer on the left should be all the other
characters. It is especially important that both
twins be manipulated by the same puppeteer so
that the clapping motions coordinate. All of these
puppets should enter and exit left.
TIME: 7 minutes. With the addition of music for the

dance and also possibly at the start, plus the two
songs, this show could easily extend to 15 min¬
utes.
CLEVER PETS
CHARACTERS PROPS
CHILD PARROT PERCH

POLLY-PAT, A PARROT BOOK
BUSTER, A DOG
{Parrot is on stage)
CHILD: {enters carrying open book in one hand) This is one
great book. It’s called How to Train Your Pet to Do
Tricks, and it just so happens that there is a
chapter titled “Teaching Your Parrot to Talk.”
Polly-Pat is a very nice parrot, and she’s certainly
pretty, but so far she hasn’t said one word. All she
does is squawk and whistle. Let’s see what the
book says, {reads) “Repeat a simple phrase several
times whenever you pass your parrot’s cage or
perch.” Well, that sounds like a good idea, and
I’ve heard that parrots like the sound of their own
names, so I think I’ll try something I’ve said to her
before. Here goes. . . . {walks to perch) Hello,
Polly-Pat. . . . Hello, Polly-Pat. . . . Hello,
Polly-Pat. . . .
POLLY-PAT: Squawk! Whistle!
CHILD: No! No! Just listen and say this. Hello, Polly-Pat.
. . . Hello, Polly-Pat. . . . Hello, Polly-Pat.
CHILD: No, no, no! Don’t squawk and whistle like that.
Listen carefully. Hello, Polly-Pat. . . . Hello,
Polly-Pat. . . . Hello, Polly-Pat.
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CHILD: Oh, dear, she’s not catching on to this at all. Well,

I’ll try again later.
BUSTER: {enters) Woof] Woof! {licks child’s face)
CHILD: Oh, Buster, how’s my good old dog? {pats him

with free hand) You’re a smart doggie. How
would you like to learn some tricks? There must
be several chapters in this book about training
dogs. Let me see. {looks at hook) . . . Ah, yes,
here’s something, {reads) “Rolling Over: When
your dog is sitting, push him firmly down onto
his side and say, ‘Roll over.’ At the same time
make a big, rolling-over motion with one
hand.’’ Okay, here goes. . . . Buster, I’m glad
you’re sitting down, because I am going to push
you over on your side, {pushes dog) Lie down,
Buster. Good dog! Now, roll over, {motions) . . .
Roll over, {motions) . . . Roll over, {motions) . . .
Hmmmmm, maybe that’s too difficult. I’ll try
something else. There must be something easier
in this book, {looks at book) . . . Yes, here’s an
idea, {reads) “Teaching Your Dog to Speak on
Command: Show your dog a biscuit and say,
‘Speak.’ When he barks, give him the biscuit
and praise him.’’ The cookie I have here in my
pocket should work. Buster loves cookies.
{reaches into pocket and thrusts hand toward dog)
Here, Buster, see the nice cookie? Chocolate
chip, your favorite. Mmmmm, good! I’ll give it
to you if you speak. Speak, Buster. . . . Speak.
. . . Speak. . . . Speak. . . . Oh, rats! This is harder
than I thought it would be. I’ll eat the cookie
myself. I will try again later, but now I’m going
out to play, {exits) . . .
POLLY-PAT: Hello, Polly-Pat. . . . Hello, Polly-Pat. . . . Hello,
Polly-Pat. Squawk! Whistle! {dog bounces to parrot
perch) . . . Roll over, Buster, {dog rolls) . . . Roll
over, {dog rolls) . . . Roll over, {dog rolls) . . . Good

dog! Squawk! Whistle!. . . Speak, Buster.
BUSTER: Woof!
POLLY-PAT: Speak.
BUSTER: Woofl
POLLY-PAT: Speak.
BUSTER: Woofl Wood Wood
POLLY-PAT: Good doggie! Squawk! Whistle!

Clever Pets
Production notes
PUPPETS: The child, who may resemble either a girl or a

boy, must be a hand-action puppet, because he/she
is required to hold a book in one hand and
gesticulate with the other. Its apparel should have
a patch pocket on the side which has a free hand.
Buster should also be a hand-action puppet so that
most of the body can be seen by the audience.
Polly-Pat should be a silhouette bird, cut out of
poster board and painted bright green and yellow.
If the head is a separate piece attached to the body
with a short length of green pipe cleaner, it will
wobble slightly and seem more alive.
SETTING: The parrot perch, which remains onstage for the

entire play, should be placed well to the right to
allow room for the action. It should be taped to
the frame of the puppet stage. No prop stage is
needed.
PROPS: A short length of dowel with an ice cream stick

attached for a crossbar will serve as a perch, and
the parrot can be glued to that. The book, which
must be attached to the child’s hand, should
appear to be open for reading. It can be made of
cardboard and several folds of paper stapled to¬
gether.
TAPING: The sounds made by the dog and parrot should be

as realistic as possible. The parrot’s raucous
squawk should be followed immediately by a
piercing double-toned whistle. The person who
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records the child’s part should have a medium-

range voice and enunciate clearly, paying careful
attention to the pauses.
ACTION: Since the parrot’s perch is at the right, the child

and dog should enter from the left, and the child
should exit left. The puppeteer on the left can play
both parts. The child’s book should be attached to
the arm that fits the puppeteer’s thumb. The
index finger will fit into the head, allowing the
middle finger to be the arm that makes the
turning motion. The puppeteer on the right can
operate the tape player and jiggle the perch
slightly when the parrot squawks, whistles, or
talks.

music.
FISHING
CHARACTERS PROPS
SALLY FISHING POLE

TOMMY POT
LADY PICTURE FRAME
LITTLE BOY JUNK (3 PIECES)
“GARAGE SALE” SIGN
FISH
SALLY: {enters singing
La-da-de-da-da-da,
La-da-de-da-da-da,
La-da-de-da-da-da,
Bumpity-bump-bump, bump-bump!
I am so bored. I don’t have anything to do,

anything fun, that is. . . . Of course, when I said
that to my Mom, she said I could pick up my toys
and clean my messy room. Well, that’s not at all
what I had in mind. . . . Hmmmmm, what do you
know? Here I am at Tommy’s house. I wonder if
he’s home. I’ll just knock on his door, {knocks)
■ TOMMY: {enters) Hi, Sally. What’s new?
SALLY: What’s new? Nothing, absolutely nothing. I can’t

think of anything fun to do. Can you come out to
play?
TOMMY: Sorry, not today. I have big plans.
SALLY: What? Tell me, tell me, tell me.
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TOMMY: Okay, okay, okay. I’ll tell you. Today I am going

fishing.
SALLY: Fishing! Oh, frabjous day! May I come along? I’d

like to go fishing.
TOMMY: Well, I don’t know. I don’t think so.
SALLY: But I know I’d love fishing. Please take me along.

Please, please, ple-e-eze.
TOMMY: But I have only one fishing pole.
SALLY: That’s all right. I’ll just watch.
TOMMY: Well, okay. Wait here and I’ll go get my pole.

{exits and returns with pole) . . . All right, let’s go.
(crosses stage and exits followed hy Sally . . . and they
reenter) . . . Here we are at the pond. This grassy
bank looks like a good spot, and don’t you think
the fish will like this nice juicy worm? (flips it in
Sallys face)
SALLY: Yuk! Get that away from me. Remember, I’m just
watching.
TOMMY: Oh, that’s right. Well, now I think I’ll drop my

nice, juicy worm into the water about here, (drops
line) Come on, fish, it’s time for lunch.
SALLY: Any bites?
TOMMY: No, not yet, silly. Hey, wait a minute. I think I

feel something nibbling on my juicy worm.
SALLY: Oh, it must be a big one. Look at your pole

bending.
TOMMY: I’ll give it a good yank. . . . No, I can’t do it.
SALLY: Pull harder.
TOMMY: (struggling with pole) I’m pulling as hard as I can.
SALLY: Maybe it’s a whale.
TOMMY: Or a whale of a big fish.

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SALLY: Let me help.
TOMMY: No, you’re only watching, remember? Ah, here it

comes, (pulls up pot)
SALLY: Ha-ha-ha! That’s someone’s old cooking pot.

Here, let me take it off the hook, and we’ll throw
it back in the pond.
TOMMY: No, don’t throw it back. I don’t want to catch it

again. (Sally removes pot and sets it asideS . . .
SALLY: Go on and try again.
TOMMY: All right, (drops line) Maybe I’ll have better luck
this time. Ah-oh, I think I have a bite. Stand back
while I pull him in. (pulls up picture frame)
SALLY: Nothing but an old picture frame. Well, I’ll take

it off the hook, and we’ll put it here with the
cooking pot. (removes frame and sets it aside) . . .
TOMMY: Maybe third time’s the charm. Here goes, (drops

line) Surely there’s a fish down there somewhere.
Oh, I feel something on my line again. I hope it’s
a fish this time. Cross your fingers, Sally, (pulls up
a piece of junk) Phooey! It’s not fish, of course. It’s
a hunk of junk.
SALLY: I’ll take it off and put it here with the other stuff.
(removes junk and sets it aside) . . .
TOMMY: I’ll try again, (drops line and pulls up another piece of
junk) . . . More junk! I can’t believe it.
SALLY: I’ll take it off. (removes junk and sets it aside) . . .
TOMMY: I’ll try one more time, (drops line and pulls up
another piece of junk) Oh, crumbs!
SALLY: I’ll add it to the pile, (removes junk and sets it aside)
. . . Our pile is growing bigger.
TOMMY: I give up. I’m going home.
SALLY: No! You stay here and guard the junk. I have a
great idea. Don’t go away. I’ll be right back, (exits)
TOMMY: {calls after her) Guard the junk? Sally, you’ve got to
be crazy. Who would want this stuff? Well, she
said she’d be tight back, so I might as well wait.
At least it’s a nice day. . . . Hey, is that Sally
coming back already? Yes, here she comes.
SALLY: {enters with sign) See, I said I’d be tight back. Look
what I have.
TOMMY: That sign says, “Garage Sale.’’ Why did you bring
it to the pond?
SALLY: Because we’te going to have a sale right here and

get rid of all this stuff.
TOMMY: But there’s no garage here.
SALLY: That doesn’t matter. I’ll stick this sign up neat the
toad and we’ll wait for business, {exits with sign)
TOMMY: Sally sure is a crazy girl. No one is going to buy

this junk.
SALLY: {enters) This is going to be great. I see a customer

coming already.
LADY: {enters) Oh, what a beautiful cooking pot! How

much is it?
TOMMY: Uh-uh-uh, I don’t know.
SALLY: It’s fifty cents.
LADY: Very well, here’s your money, {show of money

exchange)
SALLY: Thank you very much. Good-bye, and have a nice

day. {Lady exits with pot) . . .
LADY: {enters) I remembered this lovely picture frame.

How much is it?
SALLY: That’s fifty cents, too.
LADY: What a bargain! Well, here’s your money, {show of

money exchange)
SALLY: Thanks again. Good-bye, and have a nice day.

{Lady exits with picture frame) . . .
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LADY: {enters) I can’t help myself. I just can’t resist garage

sales. I’ll buy everything you have left, if you give
me a good price.
SALLY: All right, a dollar for everything!
LADY: Wonderful! Would you help me put it in my car?
SALLY: Yes, ma’am! {they exit with remaining junk, Sally

making two trips)
TOMMY; Sally was right. A garage sale was a good idea. This
pond is filled with everything except fish. . . .
SALLY: {enters) Tommy, we sold all of the junk, and I have

the two dollars in my pocket. This hasn’t been a
boring day after all. And we have enough money
to go to the Dairy Bar for ice cream cones.
TOMMY: Great idea! But, look, someone else is coming.
LITTLE BOY: {enters) Am I too late for the garage sale?
SALLY; Yes. I’m sorry, but we’ve sold everything, and

we’re leaving.
LITTLE BOY: What about the fishing pole? I’d really like to fish
in this nice pond.
TOMMY: You poor kid! This pond is full of junk, not fish.
So take my pole as a gift.
LITTLE BOY: For free? Oh, thank you very much.
TOMMY; You’re welcome. Come on, Sally. Let’s go off to

the Dairy Bar. {exits with Sally)
LITTLE BOY: I really like this fishing pole, and a nice juicy
worm is still on the hook. I’ll throw it in. Maybe
I’ll catch some junk, too. {drops line) . . . Wait, I’m
caught on something. . . . Here it comes! {pulls in
fish and exits laughing)
Fishing
Production notes
PUPPETS; All of the characters should be hand-action pup¬

pets so that they can maneuver the props.
SETTING: A prop stage is necessary, and, if temporary, it

must be large enough to hold all of the junk and
be placed at left of center. The change of scene
from just outside Tommy’s house to the pond is
accomplished by the exit and reentrance of the
two main characters. If a temporary prop stage is
used, it should be in place from the beginning of
the play. Even though it’s not needed until later,
it would be more distracting to put it up in the
middle of the action than to have it there from the
start.
PROPS: The fishing pole can be a stick with several inches

of line securely attached. The hook (not a barbed
one) can be made from a paper clip with a rubber
band for a worm. Any small pot will do, but it
must have a handle or some means of fitting easily
on the hook. The picture frame can be made of
cardboard or ice cream sticks. The three remain¬
ing pieces of junk are purposely not described so
that whatever is available can be used, such as the
wheel of a toy truck, a piece of doll furniture, a
measuring spoon, etc.—any small item that the
hook can hold. The garage sale sign can be made
of poster board glued to an ice cream stick and the
fish made of painted cardboard. All of the props
must have a handle, hole, or loop that will fit on
the hook (excepting the sign).
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TAPING: The sound of knocking on the door is the only

sound effect needed. Sally and Tommy should
have children’s voices, but they should sound
different because they converse. The lady should
speak like a stock company matron and the little
boy like a very young child. Pauses and directions
must be carefully observed to allow sufficient time
for the necessary stage business.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Sally and the

lady. The puppeteer on the right should be
Tommy and the little boy and can operate the tape
player. Sally enters from the left, crosses the stage,
and knocks on Tommy’s imaginary door at the
right. Tommy first enters, exits, and reenters from
the right (his house). Then both characters cross
stage, exit left, and reenter to establish the change
of scene. Subsequent entrances and exits by all
characters should be made on the left side. The
fishing line is dropped out of sight to the rear so
that the puppeteer on the right can slip the props
onto the hook. When the lady gives money to
Sally, it is an imaginary exchange.

music.
COUCH POTATOES
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR COUCH
SPUD REMOTE CONTROL
TATER
MISSY MUSCLE (NOT SEEN)*
NARRATOR: Oh, what a beautiful morning! Children every¬

where are bounding out of bed. They can hardly
wait to go outside to play ... or, perhaps I am
mistaken. Here come two who are certainly not
bounding. This is Spud . . . {Spud enters slowly)
. . . and this is his sister Tater. . . . {Tater enters even
more slowly) ... No one can say these kids are
bouncing.
SPUD: Oh, man, am I tired!
TATER: Me, too, and I don’t know why. I just got up after
sleeping ten hours.
SPUD: Thank goodness the couch is right here, {collapses

onto couch)
TATER: {sits down beside Spud) You said it! Ah, it feels good
to sit down.
NARRATOR: How pitiful! Those two lazy kids could hardly

creep as far as the couch. Just look at them
stretching and yawning. {Spud and Tater stretch)
Are they going to sit there all day doing nothing?
SPUD: I wonder what’s on television.
*Missy Muscle appears to lead exercises in the audience participation piece,

“Exercise Time.”
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TATER: You’re sitting on the remote control. If you can

move just a bit, I’ll turn on the TV set.
SPUD: I’ll try. {shifts slightly) There, can you reach it now?
TATER: Yes, Here goes, {set clicks on)
SPUD: Rats! A boring old movie.
TATER: Yes, it is, and we should know. We’ve seen it four

or five times already. I’ll try another channel, {set
clicks) . . .
SPUD: Bleah! Another old movie, and not a good one

either, if I remember correctly.
TATER: You’re so right, and we’ve seen this one six or

seven times. I’ll try again, {set clicks) . . .
SPUD: Now it’s nothing but snow. Turn on some car¬

toons.
TATER: I’m trying. I’m trying, {click . . . click . . . click)

. . . It’s no use. There’s nothing on.
SPUD: Did you try Channel 13?
TATER: Oh, I forgot. Well, here goes. It’s our last chance.
{click) . . .
NARRATOR: Ah, at last something different is coming on. It’s

not a cartoon program. It’s not an old movie either,
and it’s not snow. It’s . . . “The Missy Muscle
Show!” Spud and Tater are settling back to watch.
Tater turns up the volume. Let’s listen. . . .
MISSY MUSCLE: All right! It’s time to exercise. We’ll start with
some kicks. . . . One . . . two . . . one . . . two . . .
one . . . two . . . Hey, you out there! Get off that
couch.
SPUD: Does she mean us?
TATER: Are you crazy? Of course she doesn’t mean us.

People on TV can’t see us.
MISSY MUSCLE: Hah! That’s what you think. I can see you all
right. I can see that you are frazzled and sluggish.
because all you do is sit on that stupid couch and

watch any old garbage that happens to be on this
television set. In fact, you two kids are nothing
but “Couch Potatoes.”
SPUD: We are not.
TATER: How dare you call us “Couch Potatoes”?
MISSY MUSCLE: Because that’s the right name for lazy lumps like
you. Now, you two, stand up. . . . I’m waiting.
. . . Stand up. . . . {Spud and Tater stand) Fine! I’m
delighted that you can stand. It’s a start. Now, it’s
exercise time. Watch and do everything exactly as
I do. {Spud and Tater follow directions) Bend to the
right, like this. . . . Bend to the left, like this.
. . . Bend to the right. . . . Bend to the left. . . .
Bend to the right. . . . Bend to the left. . . . Bend
right. . . . Bend left. . . . Jump! Jump! Jump! . . .
Excellent!
SPUD: Are we done? Can we stop now?
TATER: I’m tired. I want to take a break.
MISSY MUSCLE: No way. We’re just getting started. Don’t you

dare sit down. Here we go again. . . . Twist right
like this. . . . Twist left like this. . . . Twist right.
.Twist left. . . . Twist right. . . . Twist left.
. . . Touch your toes. . . . Stand up. . . . Touch your
toes. . . . Stand up. . . . Touch your toes. . . . Stand
up. . . . Jump! Jump! Jump!. . . Wonderful! Now
it’s time to jog in place. You two start. I’ll keep
the rhythm going. . . . Jog, jog. Couch Potatoes,
jog. Jog, jog. Couch Potatoes, jog. . . . Jog, jog.
Couch Potatoes, jog. . . . Jog, jog. Couch Potatoes,
jog. . . . Jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog-Now
run out the door, around the block, and back
again. Jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog. {Spud and
Tater exit)
NARRATOR: Well, there they go. Missy Muscle really got Spud
and Tater to move. . . . They’re turning the first
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corner. . . . Now they’re rounding the second. . . .

They’re picking up speed. They’re going faster,
faster. . . . It’s amazing! They’re almost ’round the
block. Here they come now. {Spud and Tater enter)
MISSY MUSCLE: Say, kids, that was very good. I really didn’t think
you could do it. You seem so full of life now, not
at all like lumpy-bumpy-dumpy potatoes. And
guess what! You actually look slimmer!
SPUD: She’s right, Tater. I do feel livelier.
TATER: Me, too! I feel so much better. And we are

slimmer, so we not only feel better, but we look
better, too.
SPUD: I have a good idea. It’s such a nice day. Let’s play
outside.
TATER: Yes, let’s. But first I’d better turn off the TV. {goes
to couch and touches remote control) Good-bye, Missy
Muscle, and thanks, {set clicks off) Well, let’s go.
{Spud and Tater exit jogging)
NARRATOR: So at last Spud and Tater are outside enjoying the

beautiful morning. We can’t call them “Couch
Potatoes” anymore.
Couch Potatoes
Production notes
PUPPETS: Spud and Tater should not look like real children,
but the simplest type of hand-action puppets.
Each should consist of two flat pieces of light
brown fabric cut to fit the puppeteer’s hand with
projections for thumb and two fingers. Eyes and
mouth can be tiny circles of black felt glued to the
face area. Tater should have a pink bow attached
on top to indicate that she is female. At first they
should look lumpily round like real potatoes, so
some padding in front is needed. This could be
secured with Velcro and removed during their
jogging. Since the puppets are so simple to make,
another option would be to have two sets of
puppets, “before” and “after.” If this is done, the
round mouths could be replaced by smiling ones.
SETTING: To create the living room setting the only thing

needed is the couch, which remains for the dura¬
tion of the play since the scene doesn’t change. It
must be secured to a permanent (or temporary)
prop stage or possibly to the puppet stage frame
itself. It should be sufficiently off center to the left
to allow the puppets room to exercise. Since Spud
and Tater face front, the television set is left to the
audience’s imagination.
PROPS: Since Spud and Tater are a plain light brown, the
couch should be a contrasting color or pattern. A
flattened roll of fabric or an elongated bean bag
could be used. It should not have a back, because
the puppets, held from behind, must seem to be
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sitting on top. The remote control could be any

tiny rectangular shape glued to the top.
TAPING: Spud and Tater are both children, so their voices

should be high but noticeably different in pitch
and tone since they converse. They should speak
slowly, befitting their sluggish condition, until
they return from jogging. Missy Muscle should
have a bossy female voice. The narrator may be any
good reader, but a man’s voice would provide a
good contrast. The TV remote clicks, which are
the only sound effect, should be loud, and timing
is important.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should operate the

tape player and the one on the left should be both
Spud and Tater. This best enables the puppets’
exercises to be coordinated. They should enter first
from the left and make all other exits and en¬
trances from the right. The narrator and Missy
Muscle describe much of the action, and it may
help to know that in conversation Spud always
speaks first. This play can be produced with a
minimum of rehearsal.

music.
LITTERBUGS
CHARACTERS* PROPS
BRYAN CANDY WRAPPER

SUSIE NOTE
FLYSWATTER 2 BAGS OF TRASH
TRASH CAN
BRYAN: {enters, eating candy bar) Yum, yum, yum. What a

delicious candy bar! . . . {eats) . . . Mmmmm,
absolutely yummy! . . . Oh, my, it’s all gone.
Nothing left but this dumb old candy wrapper.
Now, what should I do with the candy wrapper?
. . . Let me consider this. ... I could put it in my
pocket, I guess, . . . but, no. Why should I mess up
my pocket with trash? ... I know what I’ll do. I’ll
just throw it down on the sidewalk. . . . {throws
down wrapper) There! {exits)
SUSIE: {enters holding note) I wish I didn’t have to go home

today. I wish I didn’t have a mean old teacher, and
Ms. Watch-yer-step is a mean old teacher. You
better believe it! She is mean, mean, mean. She’s
always telling me that I talk too much. She says
that when I talk in school I disturb the other
children. The nerve of her! She says I talk all the
time about anything and everything, and some¬
times nothing. She wants me to work, work, work.
How boring! . . . Instead of working she says I
talk, talk, talk. . . . How interesting! . . . And now
mean old Ms. Watch-yer-step is sending this note
*Bryan and Susie are also in the audience participation piece, “Throw It in
the Litter Bin.’’
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home to my mother. Oh, dear. I am so miserable.

{cries)
BRYAN: {enters) Hi, Susie.
SUSIE: {mournfully) Hi, Bryan.
BRYAN: What’s the matter, Susie? You sound sad, not at

all like your usual super-happy self.
SUSIE: You’re right about that. I am sad. My mean old

teacher, Ms. Watch-yer-step, sent this note
home to my mother, and I’m going to be in
trouble.
BRYAN: That’s too bad. What does the note say?
SUSIE: I don’t know exactly, but I sure can guess.
BRYAN: Well, let’s read it and find out.
SUSIE: Oh, I don’t think we should.
BRYAN: Why not?
SUSIE: Because the note is addressed to my mother.
BRYAN: But it’s about you.
SUSIE: Y-e-s. You’re right about that. . . . Okay, let’s read

it. {read imitating teacher’s voice) It says: . . . “Dear
Mrs. Strubblemeyer, your daughter Susan is con¬
stantly disrupting my class, because, to be bru¬
tally frank, she talks too much. Please explain to
her that this is very, very rude’’. . . . And it’s
signed, “Sincerely yours, Ermintrude Watch-yer-
step’’. . . . See, I told you. I’m going to be in
trouble, deep, deep trouble.
BRYAN: MayBe not. I have an idea.
SUSIE: Oh, goody! Any idea that could keep me out of

trouble would be fine.
BRYAN: Okay, then. You just throw that note away. Ms.
Watch-yer-step will never know. After all, she
didn’t ask your mother to write back.
SUSIE: You’re right, Bryan, and that’s a great idea. I will

throw the note away, {flings note aside) Good-bye-
e~e, mean old note from mean old Ms. Watch-yer-
step. . . . {dances and claps hands) I feel so much
better. Now my troubles are over.
FLYSWATTER: {enters from above) Oh, no, they’re not. Your troub¬
les are not over. Your troubles are just beginning.
BRYAN/SUSIE: {cowering) Help! Help! Help!
FLYSWATTER: {laughs meanly) You’d better cry for help, you

miserable creatures.
SUSIE: What is that big thing? . . . Who-who-who are

you?
FLYSWATTER: {in booming voice) I am the Giant Flyswatter in the

Sky, and / am going to get you.
BRYAN: But a flyswatter is for bugs. We’re not bugs.

We’re kids.
FLYSWATTER: Oh, I can see that you are kids. What do you think
I am, a dummy? But you are also the worst kind of
insects, because you are litterbugs\
SUSIE: Litterbugs? What do you mean?
FLYSWATTER: What do I mean? Silly girl! I mean that you are

throwing your nasty trash all over the place. You
are making a mess of this beautiful neighborhood.
You are making a mess of the world.
BRYAN: But we threw away only a few bits of paper. You

can’t punish us for that.
FLYSWATTER: Oh, yes I can. Just you watch me. {laughs andflails
as Bryan and Susie dodge)
BRYAN/SUSIE: Help! Help! Help!
FLYSWATTER: {stops flailing) Do you give up?
BRYAN/SUSIE: No! No! No!
FLYSWATTER: Then I’ll get you good! {flails)

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BRYAN/SUSIE: Help! Help! We give up! We give up!
FLYSWATTER: (pausing) Are you sure?
BRYAN/SUSIE: Yes! Yes! Yes! We’re sure. We’re sure.
FLYSWATTER: Very well, then. I’ll stop my swatting for a while,

but I’m still not positive that you’ve learned your
lesson.
BRYAN: What do we have to do to prove we’ve learned our

lesson? Please tell us. We’ll do anything you say if
you’ll leave us alone.
FLYSWATTER: Well, let me think. . . . Aha! Yes, I know exactly

what you should do.
SUSIE: What? What should we do?
FLYSWATTER: Believing that the punishment should fit the

crime, /, the Giant Flyswatter in the Sky, hereby
pronounce your sentence. You two miserable lit-
terbugs must go forth and pick up every bit of
litter in this neighborhood. That means every can,
every ice cream stick, and every scrap of paper,
including little, tiny, teensy-weensy pieces. And
you might as well start with the candy wrapper
and that note from Ms. Watch-yer-step. When
you’re finished, bring all of that trash right back
to me. I’ll be waiting, so you’d better be quick
about it.
BRYAN: All right. All right. We’ll hurry. We’ll be back

soon. (Bryan and Susie exit)
FLYSWATTER: Well, there go a couple of dummies. But maybe,

just maybe, I scared them a little. I’ll have to wait
and see. . . . Ah, yes, from my fine position up here
in the sky, I can easily observe what’s happening
down below, (laughs happily) They really are work¬
ing, and very fast, too, I might add. My goodness,
I believe they’re coming back. They took me at
my word and were quick about it.
BRYAN; {enters with hag of trash) We did it as fast as we

could. We picked up every piece of litter that we
found.
SUSIE: {enters with hag of trash) Bryan’s right. We picked

up every teensy-weensy bit we saw.
FLYSWATTER; Yes, I believe you did, and I hate to admit it, but
I’m proud of you.
BRYAN: Now, may we go home?
SUSIE: Please, please, may we? My mother will be wor¬

ried.
FLYSWATTER: Yes, you may leave, but first deposit those bags of
trash in my giant trash can.
SUSIE; All right, but where is it?
FLYSWATTER: Right here. Kazoom! {swats and trash can rises into
view) . . . Now, toss in those bags of litter while
I’m still in a good mood.
SUSIE: Okay, here’s mine, {puts hag into can)
BRYAN: And here’s mine, too. {puts hag into can) Now may
we go home? {trash can sinks from sight)
SUSIE: Please, please, please. My mother will be very,

very, very worried.
FLYSWATTER: Well, I don’t want her to worry. Off you go! But,
remember, you have to promise me, no more
littering.
SUSIE: No more littering. I promise, {exits)
BRYAN: I promise, too. No more littering, {exits)
FLYSWATTER: I do believe that those two have learned their

lesson, and I notice that Susie has found that note
she threw away. She’s putting it in her pocket, so
I guess she’s going to give it to her mother after
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all. . . . But what do I see down the street?

Someone is throwing a hamburger box in the
gutter. Hey! Hey, you, down there! You’re a
litterbug, and / am going to get you! {exits
swatting
Litterbugs
Production notes
PUPPETS: Bryan and Susie must be hand-action puppets

capable of holding the candy wrapper and note
and manipulating the bags of trash. The Flyswat¬
ter, a combination character/prop, should not be
so long in the handle that its movement will
interfere with the other action. To preserve the
proper illusion, the hand holding the Flyswatter
should be covered, preferably by a heavy-duty
white workman’s glove.
SETTING: No prop stage is needed. The litter dropped onto

the street by the puppets can fall onto the floor
backstage, and a puppeteer can hold the trash can,
which is needed only briefly.
PROPS: The candy wrapper can be from any candy bar. It

should be partially folded so that it may seem to
be eaten before being tossed away. The note may
be a small scribbled piece of memo paper. The
trash bags should be transparent plastic, filled
with wads of paper and not too large or heavy for
the puppets to manage. The trash can may be any
food can tall and wide enough to hold the filled
bags.
TAPING: No sound effects are needed. Bryan’s should be a

little boy’s voice. He should speak slowly. Susie’s
pitch should be somewhat higher, and she should
speak faster. The Flyswatter should have a boom¬
ing male voice and speak with authority.
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ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be both Bryan

and Susie. Except for Susie’s first entrance from
the right, these puppets should always enter and
exit from the left. The puppeteer on the right
should operate the tape player and take the part of
the Flyswatter. The Flyswatter enters from top
right and remains there. This leaves a free hand for
the puppeteer to produce the trash can. This can
need be raised only enough so that it’s visible to
the audience. It can slowly sink from sight when
it is no longer needed.

music.
LOST IN A FAIRY TALE
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR BASKET
GOLDILOCKS PIECE OF
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD GINGERBREAD
HANSEL BAG
GRETEL WAND
FROG
GINGERBREAD BOY
PIG
FAIRY GODMOTHER
NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a little girl named

Goldilocks. . . . Oh, I know what you’re thinking.
You think you’re going to hear about her adven¬
ture with the Three Bears. But you’re wrong. This
adventure starts where the old one left off.
Goldilocks has just escaped from the house of the
Three Bears. Here she comes now racing through
the woods, lickety-split.
GOLDILOCKS: {enters puffing and panting) . . . Help! . . . Help! . . .
NARRATOR: What’s the matter. Goldilocks?
GOLDILOCKS: Three grouchy bears are about to get me.
NARRATOR: There’s no one chasing you. Goldilocks.
GOLDILOCKS: {looks) Oh! By gummy, you’re right. Well, that was

a lucky escape. Now I guess I’d better go home.
NARRATOR: That sounds like a splendid idea. Do you know

where home is?
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GOLDILOCKS: Oh, sure. It’s this way. {points) Or maybe it’s that
way. {points) . . . Oh, no! I don’t know which way
to go. I’m lost, {whimpers)
NARRATOR: Goldilocks, you might as well dry your eyes.

Crying won’t help.
GOLDILOCKS: {wails) But what am I going to do?
NARRATOR: Well, since you asked, I suggest you stop running

and start walking. Perhaps you will meet someone
who will give you directions.
GOLDILOCKS: I hope you’re right. I do want to get home.
NARRATOR: Then I think you should continue slowly down

this path and see what happens.
GOLDILOCKS: I might as well. I have to find my way home

somehow, {starts off) Oh, dear me, the path forks
here. . . . Which way should I go? The fork to the
right goes uphill. The fork to the left goes
downhill. ... I am so tired from all that running
that I think downhill is best, {walks) . . . Some¬
one’s coming. Why, it’s a little girl just like me.
LITTLE RED: {enters holding basket) Hello. Who are you, and
what are you doing here in the woods?
GOLDILOCKS: My name is Goldilocks, and I’m lost. Who are

you?
LITTLE RED: I’m called Little Red Riding Hood. I’ll bet you
can guess why.
GOLDILOCKS: I imagine it’s because of that gorgeous red cloak

and hood you’re wearing.
LITTLE RED: Right you are. This outfit was a gift from my dear
granny. But you still haven’t told me why you’re
wandering lost in the woods.
GOLDILOCKS: Well, it’s quite a story. I was taking a walk in the

woods near my house when I came upon a pretty
little cottage. No one was home at the time, so I
went inside to have a look around. It wasn’t till
later that I learned that the place belongs to a

family of bears. I just happened to be taking a
little nap in one of their beds when in they came,
Mama, Papa, and Baby! And were they ever mad!
Well, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten their porridge
or sat in their chairs or lain in their beds, but that
was no reason for them to get so huffy. What a
bunch of grumps!
LITTLE RED: With good reason. I’d say.
GOLDILOCKS: Anyway, I decided I’d better get out of there, and

fast! I hope I don’t meet any other bears.
LITTLE RED: It isn’t bears you have to watch out for here. It’s
wolves. What just happened to me is much, much
worse than your adventure with the bears. I was
delivering a basket of goodies to my poor, sick
granny who lives not far from here, and when I got
to her house I found that a wicked wolf had
swallowed her whole. And, guess what! Then he
had me for dessert.
GOLDILOCKS: How awful! How ever did you manage to escape

after being eaten?
LITTLE RED: A huntsman happened by, lucky for me. If he

hadn’t slit that old wolf open, I wouldn’t be
talking to you now.
GOLDILOCKS: {wails) Oh, now I’m more frightened than ever.

First bears and now wolves! I’m afraid I’ll never
get home.
LITTLE RED: Don’t worry. You’ll be all right as long as you

stick to the path. . . . Well, I’m sorry, but I have
to leave you now. I hope you find your way home
all right. Goldilocks, {exits)
GOLDILOCKS: So do I. So do I. .. . Somehow I feel I’m headed the

wrong way. I think perhaps I should go back and
take the other fork in the path, {turns hack briefly
and continues) Here it is. I sure hope this is the
right direction out of this scary place. . . . Do I see
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someone coming this way? . . .Yes, it’s a boy and

a girl. Maybe they can help me. {Hamel and Gretel
enter, Hansel holding gingerbread)
HANSEL; Hello, little girl.
GOLDILOCKS: Hello to you. My name is Goldilocks, and I’m lost.

Can you tell me how to get out of the woods?
HANSEL; We’re lost, too. My name is Hansel, and this is my

sister Gretel.
GRETEL: We have just escaped from a wicked witch who

was planning to eat us.
GOLDILOCKS: Why, that’s terrible. I’ve just had a lucky escape,

too. The Three Bears were a bit grouchy, but I
don’t think they were planning to eat me. . . . Did
you say that you are lost, too? You don’t seem a bit
worried about getting home.
HANSEL: We know we’ll find our way sooner or later, and

meanwhile we have plenty to eat. . . . Would you
like some gingerbread or candy? {offers it)
GRETEL: The witch’s house was made of gingerbread and

other luscious things, and we took some when we
left.
GOLDILOCKS: Usually I wouldn’t say no to gingerbread or candy,

but not long ago I polished off a bowl of porridge.
Now all I want is to get home.
HANSEL: Do you want to come with us? We’re going this

way. {points)
GOLDILOCKS: No, thanks. I’ve just come from there. I think I’d
better continue the way I’m headed now.
H. & G.: Then good-bye. Goldilocks, {exit)
GOLDILOCKS: Good-bye. {moves in opposite direction) Maybe I

should have gone with Hansel and Gretel. I’d
better stop for a while and think.
FROG: {from offstage) Rib-bit. . . . Rib-bit. . . .

GOLDILOCKS: That sounds like a frog.
FROG: {enters hopping) Right you are. I’m a frog, but in

body only.
GOLDILOCKS: I’ve never heard anything so silly. A frog is just a

frog, and that’s that.
FROG: You are mistaken. A horrid witch cast a spell on

me. I was once a handsome prince, and so shall I be
again, but first I must find a beautiful princess to
break the spell. Are you, perchance, a princess?
GOLDILOCKS: I’m afraid not. I’m just a poor little girl lost in
these frightful woods. I know nothing about
breaking spells.
FROG: Then, alas, you cannot help me, and I fear I cannot
help you either. So, I must leave you. Good-bye,
Goldilocks, I truly hope you find your way home.
{exits)
GOLDILOCKS: {calls after him) Good-bye, Your Highness, I hope

you find your princess. . . . {wails) And I hope /
find my way home soon. . . . My, goodness, who’s
that coming in such a rush?
GING. BOY: {enters) I’m the Gingerbread Boy, I am! I am! I’ve
run away from a little old woman and a little old
man and a cow and a horse and a barn full of
threshers and a field full of mowers, and I can run
away from you, I can, I can!
GOLDILOCKS: Don’t be such a dummy. I’m not going to chase

you.
GING. BOY: What? Do you mean you don’t want to eat me?
GOLDILOCKS: No, I’m not at all interested in eating you.
GING. BOY: I’m certainly glad to hear that. . . . Oh, here they
all come chasing me again. I must backtrack and
twist to the left. That will fool them, for sure.
{exits the way he entered)
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GOLDILOCKS: Silly old cookie! He’ll end up in somebody’s tummy,

and that’s a fact. . . . And I’m beginning to think
I’ll end up here, lost in these woods forever, {cries)
PIG: {enters holding hag) What’s the matter, little girl?

Why are you crying so?
GOLDILOCKS: {sobbing Because . . . I’m afraid . . . I’m never going

to find my way out of the woods and home.
PIG: Tell me who you are, little girl, and where you
live. Maybe I can help.
GOLDILOCKS: I am Goldilocks, and if I knew where I lived, I

wouldn’t be crying. But who are you, or should I
say what are you?
PIG: “Who” sounds much more polite. I am the Third

Little Pig, the third and last.
GOLDILOCKS: Whatever do you mean?
PIG: Perhaps you’ve heard the sad story called The Three
Little Pigs.
GOLDILOCKS: Yes, that sounds familiar. Wasn’t there a big, bad

wolf in that story?
PIG: Indeed, yes, but I outwitted him in the end. I am

the one who had the sense to build a house of
bricks.
GOLDILOCKS: Now I remember. That old wolf huffed and

puffed, but he couldn’t blow your house down. So
he never got to eat you up.
PIG: And he couldn’t trick me into letting him in

either. The old rascal tried, but I said, “No, not by
the hair of my chinny chin chin.”
GOLDILOCKS: You don’t happen to know Little Red Riding

Hood, do you?
PIG: Can’t say I’ve had the pleasure.
GOLDILOCKS: It must have been a different wolf. . . . But never

mind about that. How do you happen to be in the

woods, and how can you help me?
PIG: {shakes bag) I was gathering acorns. I dearly love

acorns. Would you like one? {offers bag)
GOLDILOCKS: No, thanks. What I’d like is for you to explain how
you can help me. I need all the help I can get.
PIG: Well, I can’t take you to your own front door, but
I can, at least, lead you out of the woods.
GOLDILOCKS: Thank you, Mr. Pig. That would be wonderful.
PIG: All right, then. Follow me, and we’ll be out of

here in no time, {exits)
GOLDILOCKS: I’m coming, {exits)
PIG: {enters followed by Goldilocks) See, I told you so. A

few simple turns, and here we are in the country¬
side.
GOLDILOCKS: What a relief! Seeing nothing but dark, gloomy

trees was beginning to depress me.
PIG: I’m glad I could help. Goldilocks. Now, I still

have to fill my bag with acorns, so I’ll say
good-bye to you. {exits)
GOLDILOCKS: {calls after him) Good-bye, Mr. Pig, and thanks

again. . . .I’m glad to be out of the woods at last,
but I still have no idea where home is. I am so
miserable, {sobs)
FAIRY G.M.: {enters holding wand) My poor child, why are you
weeping so?
GOLDILOCKS: I wish . . . oh, I wish . . .
FAIRY G.M.: You wish you could find your way home.
GOLDILOCKS: Why, yes! How did you know, pretty lady?
FAIRY G.M.: Because I am your Fairy Godmother.
GOLDILOCKS: I didn’t know I had a Fairy Godmother.

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FAIRY G.M.: You never needed one before today. I’ve just
finished a big job, and now I’m ready to help you.
GOLDILOCKS: Can you really help me?
FAIRY G.M.: I don’t carry around this magic wand for nothing.
You should just ask Cinderella what I can do.
GOLDILOCKS: Cinderella? Are you her Fairy Godmother, too?
FAIRY G.M.: I was until last Saturday, but now she’s married to
her handsome prince and lives in a palace. No
more mean stepmother or ugly stepsisters, and no
more messing about in the cinders. Cinderella
doesn’t need me anymore.
GOLDILOCKS: But I do.
FAIRY G.M.: Yes, my dear.
GOLDILOCKS: Then, please, please, show me the way home. Is it

nearby?
FAIRY G.M.: No, I’m afraid your home is on the other side of
the woods. But don’t worry, I will get you there.
GOLDILOCKS: Oh, goody! How?
FAIRY G.M.: {waves wand) By using this.
GOLDILOCKS: Your magic wand?
FAIRY G.M.: Yes, my child. But you must do exactly as I tell

you.
GOLDILOCKS: Oh, I will. I promise.
FAIRY G.M.: Then listen carefully. You must bow your head
and cover your eyes with your hands.
GOLDILOCKS: {follows directions) Like this?
FAIRY G.M.: That’s right. Now, stand very still. I will count
slowly to three, and then you may open your eyes.
Are you ready?
GOLDILOCKS: Yes, Fairy Godmother.
FAIRY G.M.: Then . . . {waves wand) One . . . two . . . three!

{exits)
GOLDILOCKS: {looks around) Oh, she’s gone! But . . . but ... I see
my house. I’m home, home at last! {exits')
NARRATOR: And there goes Goldilocks . . . through the garden

gate, . . . over the path . . . and into her house.
. . . I’m sure you’ll agree that she’s had enough
excitement for one day. . . . And now you know
what happened after her adventure with the Three
Bears.
Lost in a Fairy Tale
Production notes
PUPPETS: With the exception of the frog, all of the puppets

should be hand-action, and they should conform
to a child’s perception of the familiar fairy-tale
characters. Goldilocks should have yellow hair,
Red Riding Hood a red hooded cape, Gretel an
apron, and the fairy godmother fancy attire. The
Gingerbread Boy can be two pieces of tan felt
sewn together and outlined in white braid. The
pig can have an ordinary foam ball head with pink
paper ears and a cylindrical snout cut from a pink
eraser. The frog, which needs only a head showing,
should be a green mouth-action puppet with
appropriately large eyes.
SETTING: The woods, and later the countryside, is entirely

imaginary, and no prop stage is needed.
PROPS: Red Riding Hood should carry a basket. In lieu of

a real basket, one could be fashioned of brown
paper. Hansel’s piece of gingerbread can be made
of corrugated cardboard. The pig’s bag can be
made of any kind of cloth available. The Fairy
Godmother’s wand should have some glitter or
tinsel on the tip. Since the puppets need carry only
the props, these may be fastened to the puppets’
hands, perhaps just one hand, rather than clutched
in both.
TAPING: No special sound effects are needed. Goldilocks

should have a distinctive voice, perhaps slightly
scratchy, that will contrast effectively with the
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voices of the other little girl characters. Hansel

and the Gingerbread Boy’s voices should be some¬
what lower, and the frog’s deepest of all. The Fairy
Godmother’s voice should be soft and soothing.
The narrator can be any good reader.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Goldilocks,

and the puppeteer on the right all of the other
characters. Goldilocks first enters from the left.
All of the other characters enter from the right.
Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, and
the frog all pass Goldilocks on the path, so they
exit left. The Gingerbread Boy changes course, so
he turns and exits right. Goldilocks follows the
pig for the brief exit and reentrance right, and
then the pig passes her and finally exits left. The
Fairy Godmother enters and exits from below, as
if by magic. Then Goldilocks’s final exit is to the
left. Either puppeteer can easily manage the tape
player.

music.
RYAN'S HAT
CHARACTERS PROPS
RYAN SIGN
MOM HATS (RYAN’S,
DOG BASEBALL,
AMANDA FIRE FIGHTER’S,
COWBOY,
PIRATE’S, SANTA’S)
RYAN: {enters and starts across staged
MOM: {calls from offstage) Ryan. . . Ryan. . .
RYAN: {turns) What? . . . What? . . .
MOM: {enters shaking hat) Ryan, you come back here this
minute.
RYAN: But, Mom, I want to play outside.
MOM: That’s all right, but first come and get your hat.
RYAN: My hat? Why? I don’t want to wear that stupid

hat.
MOM: You don’t want to get the sniffles either, do you?
RYAN: I won’t get the sniffles. It’s not at all cold outside
today, and the sun is shining.
MOM: You have just gotten over a nasty cold. You are
not to leave this house without a hat on your head.
RYAN: But, Mom. . . .
MOM: Don’t argue, young man. No hat, no playing

outside, {exits)
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RYAN; Stupid old hat! Well, I guess I’d better go put it

on. {exits and reenters wearing hat . . . addresses
audienc^ I told you it was stupid. Well, never
mind. I won’t be wearing it for long. Heh-heh-
heh-heh.
MOM: {enters and calls) Ryan. . . Ryan. . .
RYAN: {turns) What? . . . What? . . .
MOM: Promise me that you won’t take off that hat while
you’re playing.
RYAN; {addresses audienc^ Maybe it’s true what they say.

Maybe moms really can read their kids’ minds.
MOM: Ryan, I’m waiting. Promise me that you won’t

take your hat off.
RYAN: All right. All right. I promise.
MOM; Very well. You may run off and play then, {exits)
RYAN: Now what will I do? If my friends see me wearing

a hat today, they’ll laugh at me. But I did promise
my mother that I wouldn’t take it off. . . . Oh! I
just thought of something. Maybe the wind will
blow it off. That would be the perfect way to get
rid of it. {sighs) But, no, that’s not going to
happen. There’s not enough wind today. . . But I
have another idea. Mom said that I shouldn’t take
it off. She didn’t say not to shake it off. So that’s
what I’ll do. {leans over and shakes) Gee, this is
harder than I thought. I’ll try again, {leans and
shakes hat off) There! Well, how about that? My
hat fell off. No mother could blame a child if
something falls off. But I’m sure if Mom knew
that my hat fell off she’d want me to pick it up. So
that’s what I’ll do. And then—heh-heh-heh—
instead of putting it back on my head. I’ll put it
over here under this bush, {deposits hat side stage)
Later I’ll get it and wear it home. . .. And now I’m
off to play. . . . Oh, I see my good friends down the
street, {shouts) Hey, Vinnie and Joey, are you guys
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going to the park? . . . Okay, wait up. I’ll go with

you. {exits) . . .
DOG: {enters) Woofl Woofl {sniffs about the stage stopping at

hat) Mmmmmm. Woofl {picks up hat and exits) . . .
RYAN: {enters) Worse luck! Here I am back already, and it’s

all Mom’s fault for making me wear that stupid hat.
If she hadn’t made me do that, I bet I wouldn’t have
forgotten my Frisbee™. And that reminds me. I’d
better put the hat on before I go into my house, just
in case Mom sees me. {searches for hat) Where is it?
I know I left it right here under this bush. . . . {wails)
Oh, oh, ooooh! It’s gone. What am I going to do?
I’ll be in big trouble with Mom if I don’t find that
hat. . . . Well, there’s no use crying. I must think.
. . . If something is lost, I hear it pays to advertise.
I know what I’ll do. I’ll sneak into the house very
quietly so my mom won’t know, and I’ll quickly
make a sign to advertise my missing hat. {exits . . .
reenters with sign) There, this should work, {crosses
stage) I’ll just tape it over here on this fence where
everyone can see it. {crosses stage) I’ll park myself here
on the porch. Oh, I think I see someone coming
now.
AMANDA: {enters and looks at sign) Hmmmm, what’s this?

{reads aloud) Missing, ... a stupid hat. . . . Return
to Ryan. . . . Reward!. . . Well, well, well. This is
very interesting. It looks like a job for me.
Amazing Amanda, child detective.
RYAN: {jumping up) Are you really a detective?
AMANDA: Absolutely!
RYAN: Are you good at finding missing things?
AMANDA: Oh, yes. I’ve found any number of lost mittens and
toys. I’ve also found lost pets, and even a missing
child or two. Who are you?
RYAN: I am Ryan, and that’s my sign you just read. Do

you think you can find my hat?
AMANDA; Probably. Fm not called Amazing Amanda for

nothing.
RYAN: Great! Fd like to hire you to do the job.
AMANDA: Very well, but first there’s the matter of pay.

What’s the reward?
RYAN: I don’t know. Does it have to be money? I hope

not, because I don’t have any money.
AMANDA; How about chewing gum or candy? Do you have

anything like that?
RYAN: I have lollipops inside. Is that all right?
AMANDA: Yes, I like lollipops. If I find your hat, you can

give me three lollipops, one every day for three
days. How’s that for a deal?
RYAN: It’s a deal. Let’s shake hands on it.
AMANDA; Okay. {They shake.) Now, like all good detectives

I have questions to ask.
RYAN: What do you want to know?
AMANDA: Well, first, what does this missing hat look like?
RYAN: It’s just a regular hat.
AMANDA: A regular hat? Can’t you do better than that?
RYAN; Yes. It’s a regular stupid hat.
AMANDA: {addresses audience) Fm getting nowhere with this

kid. . . .Ryan, what color is the missing stupid\v3X?
RYAN: I forget.
AMANDA: How could you forget?
RYAN: Because I have more than one hat. I can’t remem¬

ber which one I had on today. All I know is that
all of my hats are stupid-looking.
AMANDA: Do you think you would know it if you saw it?
RYAN: Oh, yes. Fm sure I would.
AMANDA: Good! Now, is this missing hat lost or stolen?
RYAN: Fm not sure.

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AMANDA: {addresses audience') He’s not sure. Could this be a

visitor from outer space? . . . Ryan, could you at
least tell me where you last saw your hat?
RYAN: Oh, yes. I can do that, {points) It was under that

bush.
AMANDA: That seems a funny place for a hat to be.
RYAN: Better than on my head on a nice day like this.

Anyway, I just left it there for a while. I was going
to put it on before I went inside.
AMANDA: Most people put their hats on before they go

outside.
RYAN: But not on a day like this . . . unless they have a

mom like mine.
AMANDA: Aha! I understand now. Your mother made you

wear the hat, but you took it off.
RYAN: I shook it off. Well, actually, I bent down a bit and

it fell off my head. . . .
AMANDA: . . . and you hid it under the bush and ran off to
play.
RYAN: Yes, and when I came back, it was gone. Oh! Oh!
Ooooh! Am I ever in trouble!
AMANDA: Never fear, Amanda’s here! Don’t go away, Ryan.

I’m off to work, {exits)
RYAN: It’s wonderful to have Amazing Amanda working

for me. There she goes like a whirlwind. I sure
hope she finds that hat or I’ll be grounded forever.
. . . Poor me. . . . Hey, I see Amanda coming back.
• AMANDA: {enters with baseball cap) Ta-dah! Look what I

found.
RYAN: That’s a baseball cap. It’s very nice, and I wish I

had one like it, but it’s not my missing hat.
AMANDA: Oh. Well, never mind. I’ll try again, {exits with
cap)
RYAN: Let’s hope she does better this time. . . . I’ll soon
find out. Here she comes again.
AMANDA: {enters with fire fighter’s hat) Look what I have here.
RYAN: Did you find it down near the firehouse?
AMANDA: Why, yes. How did you know?
RYAN: Because that’s a fire fighter’s hat. It’s not at all like
mine.
AMANDA: All right then. I’m off again, {exits with hat)
RYAN: Amazing Amanda hasn’t found my missing hat,

but I’ll say one thing for her. She’s fast on her feet.
AMANDA: {enters with cowboy hat) Here I am again with

another hat. Isn’t this a beauty?
RYAN: It sure is. But, Amanda, it’s a cowboy hat. When

I grow up, I might want to be a cowboy, and then
I’d love to have a hat just like that. . . . But that’s
not my missing hat.
AMANDA: In that case. I’m on my way again, {exits with hat)
RYAN: Poor Amanda! I don’t think she’ll ever find my

hat. . . . And poor me. {whimpers pitifully)
AMANDA: {enters with pirate’s hat) I’m back again. And, Ryan,
look at this beautiful, wonderful, magnificent hat.
RYAN: That’s a pirate’s hat. I’m not a pirate. Wherever

did you find a pirate’s hat?
AMANDA: It wasn’t easy. I had to search far, far away.
RYAN: Amanda, I don’t think you will ever find my hat.

You might as well give up now.
AMANDA: Give up? Amazing Amanda doesn’t give up so

easily. Even if I have to go as far as the North Pole,
I refuse to give up. I’m off again, {exits with hat)
RYAN: This is hopeless. I might as well confess to Mom

and take my punishment. . . . Oh, why didn’t I
just wear the stupid hat? Now I’ll probably be
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grounded for a month ... or not allowed to watch

TV ... or maybe I’ll get no desserts for the rest of
my life. . . . Poor me. {sobs) . . . My goodness, I
wonder where Amanda is. She must really be
searching far, far away. Or maybe she decided to
give up and go home. . . . Wait. . . . Way off in the
distance I see someone coming. . . . Yes, it’s
Amanda, and she’s carrying something red. ... It
must be another hat.
AMANDA; {enters puffing with Santa’s hat) I’m back with

another hat.
RYAN: Amanda! That’s not my hat. That belongs to Santa

Claus. You really did go to the North Pole.
AMANDA: Yes, and I’m getting tired. This is the hardest job
I ever had. I think I’ll rest for a while.
RYAN: First you’d better take Santa’s hat right back

where you found it. I ’m already in trouble with
my mom. I don’t want Santa Claus mad at me, too.
AMANDA: You’re right. And Santa might also get mad at

me, if he finds I took his hat. But you wait here,
Ryan. I’m coming right back, {exits with hat)
RYAN: I think Amanda has finally given up, and I’m

giving up, too. I might as well take down my sign.
. . . {removes sign) I’ll throw it in this trash can by the
fence, {tosses sign backstage) There. ... I promised I’d
wait for Amanda. ... Ah, here she is now.
AMANDA: {enters empty-handed) Santa’s hat is back at the

North Pole where it belongs.
RYAN: Good. . . . Please don’t look so sad, Amanda. You

did your best.
AMANDA: I really hate to give up on a job. Do you know, this

is my first unsolved case. I still might think of
something.
RYAN; It will have to be quick. I’m supposed to be home

for lunch about now.
DOG: {enters with Ryan’s hat) Mmmmm. Mmmmmmm.

AMANDA: Oh, what a cute little doggie. I wonder who he

belongs to.
RYAN: He’s mine. Here, Poochie! Here, boy! {pats dog)
AMANDA: He seems like a very nice pet.
RYAN: Yes, he’s a good old dog.
AMANDA: I have just one question.
RYAN: What’s that?
AMANDA: Does he always carry a hat around with him?
RYAN: Of course not, silly. Dogs don’t do . . . Oh! . . . Oh!

. . . Ooooooh!
AMANDA: Yes, I believe that your missing hat has been

found. The mystery is solved at last.
RYAN: I can’t believe it. Good old Poochie had it all along.
Come here, boy, let me have it. {takes hat from dog)
AMANDA: Do you know what I think?
RYAN: No, what?
AMANDA: I think that your dog knew that you were sup¬
posed to be wearing that hat. I’ll bet he’s been
looking all over for you.
RYAN: You might be right. Whatever the case, my

troubles are over.
AMANDA: I’m glad. And speaking of cases, I didn’t really

solve this one, so you don’t owe me any reward.
RYAN: Amanda, you worked so hard trying to help me.

I’m going to pay you anyway. Come back this
afternoon for the first lollipop.
AMANDA: Okay, I’ll do that. . . . And, Ryan, I don’t think

your hat is stupid-looking. In fact, I like it. . . .
Well, good-bye for now. I’ll see you later, {exits)
RYAN: {calls) So long till this afternoon. Come on,

Poochie, it’s time for lunch, {exits with hat)
DOG: Woof! Wood {exits)

Ryan's Hat
Production notes
PUPPETS: Ryan, Mom, and Amanda must be hand-action

puppets in order to manipulate props. The dog
should be a mouth-action puppet so that he can
carry the hat.
SETTING: All of the action takes place just outside Ryan’s

house. The bush and fence at the opposite side of
the stage are imaginary. No prop stage is necessary
for the hat, which (with the puppeteer’s help) can
briefly rest on the frame of the puppet stage.
PROPS: The sign, with the message printed on it as

described in the script, should be large enough
and have the printing placed high enough so that
it will be visible to the audience when it is taped
to the puppet stage frame. Fresh masking tape
should be attached before the performance so that
the sign can be posted easily during the play.
Ryan’s hat can be any kind of puppet headgear
that can sit easily on top of his head. A loop of
sticky tape inside will keep it from falling off
prematurely. If examples of the other hats cannot
be found, they will have to be made. A possible
simple solution would be to make two-
dimensional replicas of the hats on poster board
and cut them out. The audience sees each only
briefly, and if the Amanda puppet holds them
facing front, the audience will accept them as
being real hats.
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TAPING; Except for the dog’s barks, sniffs, and murmurs,

no special sound effects are needed for this play.
Amanda’s voice should be higher than Ryan’s, and
she should speak with authority. The mother
should sound bossy.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Ryan and

Mom. All of their entrances and exits should be
from the side. The puppeteer on the right should
operate the tape player and take the other two
parts. Except for the dog’s last exit when he
follows Ryan, Amanda and Poochie always enter
and exit at the right. The puppeteer on the right
should be ready to help secure the sign and to see
that Ryan’s hat shakes off at the right time and
remains in audience view. When Ryan disposes of
the sign, he can simply drop it backstage.

music.
VEGETABLES
CHARACTERS PROPS
MAMA PICTURES OF PEAS,

MATTHEW GREEN BEANS,
DR. CHOW BEETS,
BROCCOLI,
CARROTS,
SPINACH, AND
ZUCCHINI
MAMA: {enters and addresses audience)
I have a son named Matthew, a most delightful

boy.
Except for one small problem, he is his mama’s
joy.
But he won’t eat his vegetables. They are not in
his diet.
Although I serve them every day, and beg him,
Matthew, try it.
Asparagus to zucchini, everything from A to Z,
He hates them all, and this has been an awful
trial to me.
Served raw to him in salad? Dull, he says, and
pallid.
Cooked? Even worse. Call the doctor! Call the
V nurse!
Just stick around a moment, and I’ll show you
what I mean,
And why I’ve asked an expert to the house to
intervene.
{calls) Matthew, Matthew, please come here.
We must discuss your dinner, dear. . . .
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MATTHEW: {enters) Here I am, but let’s not fuss.

There is nothing to discuss.
You know, Mama, that I hate
Veg-e-tables on my plate.
Nasty things, they make me gag.
It won’t do any good to nag. . . .
MAMA: I’ve given up on nagging, son. I know it does no
good.
A new approach is called for. You’ll soon eat
what you should.
A visitor is coming, a child psychologist.
Who also, as it happens, is a skillful hypnotist.
Disorders like yours, Matthew, are duck soup to
Dr. Chow.
Food problems are his specialty. Ah, here’s the
doctor now. . . .
DR. CHOW: {enters) Fm Dr. Chow. How do you do? {bows)

How may I be of help to you?
MAMA: Ah, Doctor, this is Matthew, my veggie-hating

child.
That he won’t even taste them is about to drive me
wild.
It really was my last resort to call someone like
you.
I hope, since you’re a specialist, there’s something
you can do. . . .
DR. CHOW: Yes, dear lady, never fear.

Now that Dr. Chow is here. . . .
Matthew, Matthew, please draw near.
I have a question for your ear. . . .
{Matthew draws near.)
Vegetables, there are so many.

Do you mean you won’t eat any}. . . .
MATTHEW: Well, I’ll eat potatoes, and sometimes tomatoes.
And often a nice ear of corn.
But, as for the rest, they can’t pass the test.
I’ve hated them since I was born.
DR. CHOW: Well, bless your heart! At least that’s a start.
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And, as for the rest, they’ll soon pass the test.

Look into my eyes, as I hypnotize.
{stares into Matthew^s eyes)
Matthew, . . . Matthew, . . . Matthew, ... go to

sleep awhile.
And soon, when you see vegetables, you’ll nod
your head and smile.
I’ll be showing you some pictures of the very
things you hate.
When I clap my hands you’ll change your mind
and really think they’re great.
Now, when you see each picture, tell me what
you think.
Then, clappity-clap, you will change, quick as a
wink. . . .
MATTHEW: {looking at picture of peas that pops up)
Peas look like marbles for an elf.

Not food for children like myself.
{Dr. Chow claps)
An elf I’ll be, so let’s begin

That game. I’ll shoot those marbles in. . . .
{picture of green beans pops up replacing first picture)
Green beans I really hate.

Caterpillars on my plate.
{Dr. Chow claps)
But I’m a birdie. Here I come.

And I will eat them. Yum, yum, yum! . . .
{picture of beets pops up)
Beets\ They’re boring. Nothing’s duller.

Although red’s my favorite color.
{Dr. Chow claps)

I’ll be an artist. So, instead

Of beets, I’ll eat the color red. . . .
{picture of broccoli pops up)
Broccoli looks like a tree.

Not food for little kids like me.
(Dr. Chow claps)
But that tree looks like tasty wood.

A broccoli forest might be good. . . .
(picture of carrots pops up)
Carrots., if the truth be told.

Are horrid, though they look like gold.
(Dr. Chow claps)
I’ll be King Midas. Give me lots

Of golden carrots, pots and pots. . . .
(picture of spinach pops up)
Spinach\ What a thing to feed

A child. I’d rather eat a weed.
(Dr. Chow claps)
But, just like Popeye, watch me hustle.

Eat it up, and make a muscle. . . .
(picture of zucchini pops up)
Zucchini, I am very sure.

Is only fit for a dinosaur.
(Dr. Chow claps)
A brontosaurus.^ Yes, that’s me.

I’ll eat zucchini—one, two, three. . . .
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DR. CHOW: {turning to Mama and bowing)
Madam, I am finished, and I am sure you’ll find

That the child who hated vegetables has had a
change of mind.
I shall wake him in a moment. Then, dear lady,
be advised
To ask him what he’d like to eat. I think you’ll
be surprised.
{turning to Matthew)
Matthew, . . . Matthew, . . . Matthew, . . . we’re

done with pictures now.
I’ll clap. Then you’ll wake up and wave good-bye
to Dr. Chow.
{Dr. Chow claps, bows, and waves to Matthew who

waves hack . . . Dr. Chow hows again and exits) . . .
MATTHEW: I feel as if I’ve had a nap.

Did I just hear somebody clap.^ . . .
MAMA: Yes, Matthew, that was Dr. Chow.
But it is time for dinner now.
And I think you deserve a treat.
So tell me what you’d like to eat. . . .
MATTHEW: I’m really starved. Now let me see. . . .
What food would taste the best to me?
Ah, yes, . . . and I confess, ... I would like rather
more than less
Of carrots, zucchini, or onions with peas.
Or maybe some green beans or broccoli, please.
A salad or cole slaw, and I will confide
That I’d like some spinach with beets on the
side.
Artichokes, cauliflower, turnips, tomatoes.
Celery, radishes, lots of potatoes!
Some corn on the cob would certainly do.
And I might even relish a parsnip or two,
Or maybe asparagus—that would taste good—
Or, . . . just give me samples of each, if you
would. . . .
MAMA: This has been a miracle, thanks to Dr. Chow.

I’ll give you everything you want. I’ll start the
cooking now,
And after all those vegetables, it really wouldn’t
hurt
To end with something frivolous, so what about
dessert?
MATTHEW: Dessert? . . . Oh, I couldn’t. ... I wouldn’t. . . .
I shouldn’t. . . .
MAMA: No sweet? . . . No treat? . . . The change is
complete! . . .
I must get busy, Matthew. To the kitchen I will
go¬
lf you decide you want dessert, be sure to let me
know.
. . . {turns to leave)
MATTHEW: Oh, Mama, Mama, I just though of something I
might try.
MAMA: Wonderful! What is it, dear? . . .
MATTHEW: . . . Sweet potato pie!
Vegetables
'Production notes
PUPPETS: Although the stage directions indicate that Mat¬

thew waves to Dr, Chow, this action is not
essential to the play, so Matthew can be either
hand- or mouth-action. The same applies to
Mama, who only speaks. Dr. Chow is required to
clap, so he must be a hand-action puppet. The
name, Chow, was chosen as a pun to indicate that
the character is concerned with food and eating,
but it would be fitting and compatible with his
formal manners if Dr. Chow resembled a Chinese
gentleman.
PROPS: Each vegetable should be boldly drawn in color on

a square large enough ij" X suggested) for the
audience to identify. The names may be printed
on them, too. Each picture should be attached to
an ice cream stick so that it can be held up for
viewing. Numbering the pictures in back will
ensure that they are displayed in the proper order.
TAPING: Timing is very important, so the ellipses used to

indicate pauses must be carefully observed. The
voices should be different pitches. Dr. Chow’s
being the lowest. Several practice run-throughs
would be a good idea so that the right words are
emphasized during recording. Although in verse,
the sentiments should be expressed naturally, not
in a singsong way. The only sound effect is Dr.
Chow’s clapping. This should be done by the
person who records Matthew’s voice, since all
except the final clap occur during his long speech.
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ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Mama and

Matthew, and both characters enter from the left.
The puppeteer on the right should operate the
tape player and be Dr. Chow, who enters and exits
right. This puppeteer should also hold up the
vegetable pictures in the correct order when
needed. Dr. Chow can raise his arm in the direc¬
tion of each vegetable as it appears and must
remember to clap in synchrony with the tape.
Mama should move aside while Matthew is being
hypnotized by Dr. Chow, which must be at close
range. The end of the play is very abrupt, so the
two puppets can hug, pat, etc. (or, if mouth-action
puppets, laugh) before bowing and exiting left.

music.
A NEW PUNCH AND JUDY
CHARACTERS PROPS
PUNCH FEATHER DUSTER

JUDY FEATHER
BABY RULER
CLOWN HANDCUFFS
TEACHER
TOBY (A DOG)
DOCTOR
POLICEMAN
CROCODILE
{off-stage sound of “Pop Goes the Weasel” played on the

kazoo')
PUNCH: {enters and addresses audience)
Root-i-toot-toot! Root-i-toot-toot!
I’m Mr. Punch. Do you think me cute?
If you think me cute, I hope you’ll stay
To watch our merry little play. . . .
Ah, no one is leaving, I see. Good! You are about

to get your first reward, because / am about to
introduce you to my bee-yoo-tiful wife. If you
think I’m handsome, just wait till you see her.
Judy! Judy! Judy! Where are you, my love?
V,
JUDY: {enters with feather duster) Where do you think I

am, old sausage nose? I’m inside doing my house¬
work, as usual. Work! Work! Work!
PUNCH: Oh, dearie me! What a shame! I would so like

some company.
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JUDY: Good! I’ll get you some company. Just wait here.
{exits)
PUNCH: Some company, she says. Goody-goody! Good!

Good! Good!
JUDY: {enters with baby) Here’s some company for you.

You can sit the baby while I work. Here, take him.
{gives baby to Punch and exits)
PUNCH: And for finer company a proud father could not

ask. What a pretty child he is! Looks just like me,
he does.
BABY: {screams) Wahhh. . . . Wahhhhh. . . .
PUNCH: {sings) Rockabye, baby. Don’t be so bad.

If you don’t stop bawling, you’ll wish that you
had.
BABY: Wahhhh_Wahhhhh_
PUNCH: There, there. Good boy! {asks audience) Did you

ever see a sweeter child, or a prettier one? He has
my nose.
BABY: {grabbing Punch’s nose) Wahhhh. . . Wahhhhhh. . . .
PUNCH: Oh! Ow! Now he really has my nose. Let go. Let
go, I say. I’ll shake you loose, you rascal, you.
{shakes head violently)
BABY: Wahhhhhh. . . . {exits, screams fading as he falls

backstage)
PUNCH: {rubbing nose) That wasn’t the kind of company I

had in mind. Ah, here comes my good Judy again.
JUDY: {enters with duster) Shame on you. Punch. How dare

you throw our baby out the window?
PUNCH: I didn’t throw him. He jumped.
JUDY: Well, I caught him.

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PUNCH; I thought you might be lurking below. So all is

well.
JUDY: Lucky for you.
PUNCH: Lm tickled pink.
JUDY: ril tickle you, you old rogue, {shakes duster in his
face) Here! Take that!
PUNCH; {sneezing loudly) A mighty weapon! It spits dust

straight up my poor nose.
JUDY: Here’s some more dust for your nose, {shakes duster
in his face) Take that, and that!
PUNCH: {sneezes) A fine weapon, and one that I shall make

my own. {snatches duster and shakes it in Judy’s face)
There! Take that, and that!
JUDY: {sneezes) Give me my duster.
PUNCH: I’ll give it to you. {shakes duster in her face) Take

that!
JUDY: Stop! Stop! Stop! {sneezes) Ah-choo. . . . Ah-choo.

. . . Ah-Ah-choo. . . . {exits, sinking from sight)
PUNCH; {dancing) Root-i-toot-toot! Root-i-toot-toot!

A bit of dust is good for the snoot.
CLOWN; {enters with feather) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
PUNCH: And what’s so funny, if I may ask?
CLOWN: You may ask, and I shall answer. I am a clown, a

jolly clown, a happy clown, a merry clown, a
joyful clown, a. . .
PUNCH: A blabbermouth clown. Enough! Enough! I can

see what you are, but why do you laugh? Could it
be my wonderful nose you find laughable?
CLOWN; Oh, no, sir. Your nose is magnificent. I laugh

because I am jolly, as all good clowns should be.
PUNCH: But you carry a weapon. I think you mean to harm

me.
CLOWN: Oh, no, sir. My feather is only for tickling.
PUNCH: Well, then, tickle me.
CLOWN: rd rather not.
PUNCH: I insist.
CLOWN: Oh, very well. Til give a light tickle to your

wonderful nose, {tickles Punch’s nose)
PUNCH: Aha! You attacked me, and I shall defend myself.

How do you like these tickles? {flourishes duster in
clown’s face)
CLOWN: {sneezes) Help! Help! . . . {exits)
PUNCH: {dancing) Root-i-toot-toot! When said and done.

Many feathers are better than one.
TEACHER: {enters with ruler) Punch, you naughty boy!
PUNCH: Boy? Madam, where are your eyes? I am a man.
TEACHER: A man in size perhaps, but still a boy to me.
PUNCH: Oh, no! It’s Miss Grumpy, my old, old, old, old
teacher, mean as ever, and still with her ruler!
TEACHER: I’ll never be too old to rap your knuckles, you

naughty boy.
PUNCH: But I was always so good. Surely you remember

how nicely I clapped the erasers for you.
TEACHER: Yes, but you always clapped them right under my

nose where I could taste the dust. Come here,
naughty boy. I shall rap your knuckles again as I
did so often in the past, {swings ruler, missing)
PUNCH: But not before you taste more dust, {shakes duster in
her face)
TEACHER: {sneezes) Naughty boy! Naughty boy! Naughty

bo-o-o-y! {exits)
PUNCH: {dancing) Root-i-toot, and away! Good riddance, I

say. {addresses audience) Have you ever seen meaner.
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nastier folk than those you’ve met today? They

mean me harm, they do, and I’m such a pussycat
of a fellow, (sings) I’m such a pussycat, sweet little
pussycat, dear little pussycat, me . . .
TOBY: (enters) Woofl Woofl
PUNCH: Oh, it’s Toby, my fine little dog. He’s come to see
his pussycat of a master, he has. Here, Toby. Let
me give you a pat.
TOBY: Grrrrrrr. . . .
PUNCH: And he’s so sweet-tempered!
TOBY: Woof! Woof! Grrrrr. (bites Punch’s nose)
PUNCH: Ow! Ow! My poor nose! Ungrateful beast! (swings

duster at Toby)
TOBY: Yip! Yip! Yip! (exits)
PUNCH: Help! Help! Doctor! Doctor! I am dying, (lies

down)
DOCTOR: (enters) You called for me?
PUNCH: Yes, dear doctor. And now it’s you that’s calling,
as all good doctors should.
DOCTOR: And what is hurting? (bends over Punch)
PUNCH: My nose. My nose is killing me.
DOCTOR: Then your nose should be punished, (hits Punch’s

nose) There! I have cured you.
PUNCH: (jumping up) And I will pay you for making me well.
(shakes duster in doctor’s face) How’s that for pay?
DOCTOR: (sneezes) Murder! Murder! Help! Police! (exits)
POLICEMAN: (enters with handcuffs) Where is he? Where is the

murderer?
PUNCH: He went that way. (points)
POLICEMAN: Then, never mind. I will catch him later. Tell me,
sir, where is the victim? Who is killed?
PUNCH: My nose is the victim. Just look at it.
POLICEMAN: {looks) It does not look dead to me.
PUNCH: Well, look more closely, {pokes nose into policeman’s

face)
POLICEMAN: Get your nose out of my face.
PUNCH: Get your face out of my nose.
POLICEMAN: Oh, you are a bad one. It’s off to jail for you. Come
here at once. I will handcuff your wrist to mine.
PUNCH: {looking) Handcuffs? Oh, let me see. Show me how

they work.
POLICEMAN: It’s simple. The bracelet fits over the wrist, like
this, {puts his own hand into the cuff) See, it fits me,
and it will fit you, too. Then, click-click, it snaps
shut, like this. . . . Oh, no! I am caught in my own
handcuffs. How’s that for a pickle?
PUNCH: And how’s this for a tickle? {shakes duster in

policeman’s face)
POLICEMAN: Oh, no, no, no, no, noooooo. . . {exits)
PUNCH: {dancing) Root-i-toot-toot! Marvelous me!

He goes to jail, and I go free.
Ah, who comes now? It looks to be a walking

suitcase, or perhaps a crocodile, which is much the
same thing.
CROCODILE: {enters) Lunch. . . . Lunch. . . .
PUNCH: No, no! I’m Punch. . . . Punch. . . .
CROCODILE: You may be Punch to you, but you’re lunch to me.
PUNCH: Monster! You mean to nip my nose.
CROCODILE: I mean to nip all of you.
PUNCH: Not while I have my wonderful weapon, {shakes

duster in crocodile’s face) How do you like that?
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CROCODILE: It will be all right for a first course, {snaps mouth

shut on duster, and they tug back and forth)
PUNCH: No! No! Let go, you fiend, {they tug and thrash)
CROCODILE: Rrrrrrrrr. . . .
PUNCH: Let go!. . . . Ooops! {crocodilepulls duster below stage

and pops back up) Awrrr, the monster has swallowed
my wonderful weapon.
CROCODILE: And now for the rest of my lunch. . . .
PUNCH: Help! Help! {crocodilepulls Punch below). . . Ooooh,

I am eaten! The beast has swallowed me whole.
CROCODILE: {enters) Very tasty, too, but a bit heavy in my belly.
PUNCH: {from offstage) Let me out. Let me out, I say. I’ll

make you sorry, I will. Just wait.
CROCODILE: My lunch speaks to me. Being swallowed whole

did not shut his mouth.
PUNCH: {from offstage) I warned you. Now I have found my

weapon. How do you like this? Tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle. . . .
CROCODILE: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. . . . Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. . . .

{sinks from sight) Ah-choo! . . . Ah-choo! . . .
Ah-choooooo . . .
PUNCH: {enters, flying up from below and clutching duster)

Ta-dah!
{dancing) Root-it-toot-toot! And toodle-oo.

For I must say good-bye to you.
That’s the end of our little play.
And Mr. Punch has won the day!
{hows and exits as crocodile rises, jaws snapping, to

chase him offstage)
A New Punch and Judy
Production notes
NOTE; This is a laundered version of the bawdy, violent

Punch-and-Judy shows of nineteenth-century En¬
gland in which a variety of characters met death at
Punch’s hands. Here, a feather duster snatched
from Judy replaces the hero’s lethal stick. Fits of
dust induced sneezing substitute for the slaying,
and rather than tricking the hangman to hang
himself. Punch tricks the policeman into hand¬
cuffing himself. The schoolteacher was invented
for this play, replacing several traditional author¬
ity figures.
PUPPETS: All of the people puppets should be the hand-

action variety. While the title characters need
not have their traditional stylized humps.
Punch, Judy, and their baby should be “gro¬
tesque with large hooked noses and jutting
chins. Papier-mache is suggested as a substitute
for carved wooden heads. Punch’s costume
should be red-trimmed with yellow, and his cap
should be pointed. Judy should wear a mobcap,
and the baby a bonnet. The other people pup¬
pets need not have grotesque features, but
should be costumed in a manner that suggests
their vocations. Toby can be any mouth-action
dog puppet. The crocodile should be green and
have a large mouth in order to (believably) drag
Punch below to swallow.
PROPS: Judy’s duster should be made of fluffy feathers

securely attached to a dowel handle. The clown’s
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single feather should be large enough for easy

visibility. A six-inch ruler is suggested for the
teacher. The handcuffs can be made of heavy silver
paper, foil-wrapped cardboard, or even two tiny
tuna cans wired together.
TAPING: Punch’s voice should be rasping and squeaky, and

Judy’s an even higher squeak. The baby’s bawling
should be shrill. The other voices can be more
ordinary in sound and pitch, the crocodile’s being
lowest and slowest. A clicking noise would sug¬
gest the snapping shut of handcuffs. Regarding
music, any member of the recording cast who
knows the tune can hum “Pop Goes the Weasel”
through the kazoo, and slightly off-key is all
right. Punch’s version of “Rockabye, Baby”
should be sung to the traditional melody. The few
bars of his pussycat song should be sung to the
tune of “I’m Called Little Buttercup” from
Gilbert and Sullivan’s H.M.S. Pinafore. It is very
important to observe pauses for stage business
while taping, especially when Punch wrestles
with the crocodile.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should be Punch and

the baby, and the puppeteer on the left should
operate the tape player and be all of the other
characters. In keeping with Punch tradition (in
which itinerant puppeteers worked in narrow,
enclosed booths) entrances and exits should be
made from below, the characters popping up
and down according to the script. The one
exception is at the end when Punch (after rising
for a bow) can exit right, followed by the
crocodile. Several of the props can be attached to
their puppets’ hands: the feather (lightweight)
to one of the clown’s hands; the ruler (heavier) to
both of the teacher’s hands; and a handcuff over
one of the policeman’s wrists. When the script
calls for the policeman to handcuff himself, the
remaining bracelet can be slipped over his other

hand.
TIME: 12 V2 minutes. This includes the hummed chorus

of “Pop Goes the Weasel.” No other introductory
music is suggested.'
EXERCISE TIME
CHARACTER*
MISSY MUSCLE
MISSY MUSCLE: {enters, jogging) Hello, boys and girls. My name is

Melissa, but you can call me Missy Muscle. I’ve
said hello to you, and I’ve told you my name. Now
it’s your turn to greet me. I’d like to hear you say,
“Hello, Missy Muscle.” {waits) . . . Now, if you try
that again. I’ll say it with you. . . . “Hello, Missy
Muscle!” . . . Good! ... I can see that some of you
are wiggle worms, so I thought you might like to
get the wiggles out. So stand up, everyone. It’s
EXERCISE TIME! Watch me and do everything
I do. . . . {demonstrates) First bend as far as you can
this way. . . . Now bend as far as you can the other
way. . . . Now we’ll bend like that from side to
side while I count. . . . One . . . two . . . one . . . two
. . . one . . . two . . . one . . . two . . . one . . . two
. . . one . . . two ... one . . . two . . . one . . . two.
. . . Now we’ll do some twists. Twist as far as you
can this way. . . . Now twist as far as you can the
other way. ... I will count. . . . One . . . two . . .
one . . . two . . . one . . . two . . . one . . . two . . .
one . . . two . . . one . . . two . . . one . . . two . . .
one . . . two. . . Now we’ll touch toes like this.
. . . Down . . . up . . . down . . . up . . . down . . .
up . . . down . . . up . . . down . . . up . . . down .
. . up . . . down . . . up . . . down . . . up. . . . Now
*The voice of Missy Muscle is also used in the play, “Couch

Potatoes.”
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for some jumps. Let’s do them together. . . . Jump,

jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!. . . Oh,
that was fun! I always feel so good when I exercise.
I hope you do, too. Now that the wiggles are out
of your systems, I hope you feel like sitting down
again, because there’s more fun in store for you. I
may see you later. Good-bye for now. {exits, jogging
and waving
Exercise Time
Production notes
PUPPET: Missy Muscle, the only puppet needed for this

audience participation piece, should be a small,
flexible hand-action puppet. Her head should fit
the puppeteer’s finger snugly so that it doesn’t
come loose when she touches her toes. Although,
of course, she does not have legs, her costume
should in some way suggest the exercise attire of
a television aerobics instructor.
TAPING: Whoever records the voice of Missy Muscle should

visualize the exercises that will be demonstrated
so that the timing will be right. If this piece is
used in the same program as “Couch Potatoes,’’
the voice of Missy Muscle should be the same.
ACTION: Only one puppeteer is needed for this show. Since

all of the exercises are described by the character,
the puppeteer need only listen to the tape to do
everything necessary.
TIME: 2 V2 minutes.
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THROW IT IN THE LITTER BIN
CHARACTERS* PROP
SUSIE SIGN
BRYAN
{Susie and Bryan enter from opposite sides)
SUSIE: Hi, Bryan.
BRYAN: Hi, Susie.
SUSIE: Guess what we talked about in school today.
BRYAN: Do I have to guess?
SUSIE: Sure, give it a try.
BRYAN: Holidays! You talked about which one is the most

fun.
SUSIE: No, that’s not it.
BRYAN: You talked about arithmetic, how to add six and

seven without taking your shoes and socks off.
SUSIE: No, silly, that’s not it.
BRYAN: You talked about movies ... or pets ... or fairy

tales.
SUSIE: No . . . no . . . and no.
BRYAN: Well, I give up. What did you talk about?
SUSIE: Littering. We talked about littering. And do you

know what my teacher, Ms. Watch-yer-step, said?
BRYAN: No, I don’t. Do I have to guess?
*Susie and Bryan are also characters in the play, “Litterbugs.”
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SUSIE; No, ril tell you. She said that most of the litter on
sidewalks and streets comes from people throwing
down cans or boxes or bottles or pieces of paper
after they’ve finished eating or drinking some¬
thing.
BRYAN: I guess that’s right.
SUSIE: She said that people should dispose of this trash

properly.
BRYAN: I know. I’ll bet she told you to throw that kind of
stuff in the trash can.
SUSIE; Oh, Ms. Watch-yer-step was much fancier and

classier than that. She said, {imitates teacher’s voice)
“Throw it in the litter bin!”
BRYAN: That’s definitely fancier and classier.
SUSIE; So we have a special school project. . . . Stories,

posters, maybe even a puppet play.
BRYAN: Like this one, right?
SUSIE: Right! Everyone in the class has to do something.
BRYAN: What are you going to do?
SUSIE: I’ve already done it. Right after school I ran home
and wrote a poem. But I need help to put it across.
Will you help me?
BRYAN: Sure, but what do I have to do?
SUSIE: When I clap my hands, you say, “Throw it in the

litter bin.”
BRYAN; That sounds easy.
SUSIE: Come to think of it, I can use more help than

ju^t one person, {leans forward to address audience)
Please, you kids out there, will you help, too?
{waits for response) . . . All right, this is how to do
it. Whenever I clap my hands, Bryan will say,
“Throw it in the litter bin,” and I want you to
say it, too. Let’s get on with it. Bryan, are you
ready?
BRYAN: Yes, I’m ready.
SUSIE: {craning at audience) Kids, are you ready, too? {waits

for response) . . . It’s up to you to help Bryan. Well,
here we go! {Susie and Bryan sway side to side as they
recite)
Your fries and burger tasted grand.

The empty box is in your hand.
Don’t toss it in the air to spin, {claps)
BRYAN: Throw it in the litter bin.
SUSIE: A wrapper from a candy bar
Just flung away will not go far.
So, putting on your sweetest grin, {claps)
SUSIE: The napkin from your pizza slice
Is all that’s left, so please be nice.
Use it to wipe your greasy chin, Then, {claps)
SUSIE: Ice cream and lollipops are kicks.
But when they’re gone, you’re left with sticks.
Pretend your stick’s a javelin, {claps)
SUSIE: Some parts of fruit are good, some not.
But on the ground, what’s left will rot.
So, apple core? Banana skin? {claps)
SUSIE: You’ve drunk some soda pop outside.
But something’s left you cannot hide.
Plastic, glass, or maybe tin, {claps)
SUSIE: Some things can be recycled, too.
If you can do that, good for you!
But if you can’t, you still can win. {claps)
BRYAN: Throw it in the litter bin. . . .
SUSIE: Well, that’s it. What do you think?

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BRYAN; Oh, Susie, I like it! Ill bet Ms. Watch-yer-step

will give you an A.
SUSIE: Well, I don’t know. After all, it’s just a bunch of

words, and my teacher is always saying that I talk
too much. She even sent a note home to my
mother.
BRYAN; Oh, yes, I remember that.
SUSIE: So, just in case she doesn’t like it, I did something
else, too. I’m not very good in art—words are my
thing—but I made a sign to put up in front of the
school.
BRYAN: You made a sign? Where is it?
SUSIE: In my house. Wait here just a minute, {exits and

returns dragging sign) T. . Here it is.
BRYAN: If you don’t hold it up, nobody can see it. What
does it say?
SUSIE: Can’t you guess? Here take a good look, {holds sign
so that Bryan and then the audience can read it)
BOTH: Throw it in the litter bin!

Throw It in the Litter Bin*
Production notes
PUPPETS: Although words are more important than action

to this play, Susie is required to clap her hands and
carry a sign, so both the boy and girl should be
hand-action puppets. They should be compatible
in size and appearance.
PROP: The sign, poster board glued to an ice cream stick,

should be large enough so that the audience can
read THROW IT IN THE LITTER BIN. The printing
should be amateurish, and a simple squiggly
border will be enough decoration.
TAPING: Since this play is essentially a dialogue, the two

voices should be different in pitch. Practice is
advised, especially for the rap poem. Attention to
the cadence and clear enunciation are essential.
Susie’s clapping should be recorded.
ACTION: The action is so simple that reading the play will

suffice for rehearsal. The puppets enter from
opposite sides and remain center stage until Susie
exits to get her sign. They should sway rhythmi¬
cally as they recite, each standing very still as the
other speaks.
TIME: 5 minutes.
*In the interests of ecology, the first draft of this play (like the others
in this book) was written on the backs of outdated library
replacement lists and flyers.
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IN-THE-MIDDLE-TIME
CHARACTERS
TONY
BEAR
TONY: {enters, bows, and addresses audienc^ Hello, girls and

boys. I hope you enjoyed the play you just saw.
Our program isn’t over yet, though, so don’t go
away. The puppets are backstage putting on their
costumes for another play. They’ll be ready
shortly. But, meanwhile, it’s intermission time.
BEAR; {enters') What? What did you say?
TONY: I said it’s intermission time.
BEAR: Oh, yes. That’s what I thought you said, in-ter-
mis-sion time.
TONY: So? Anything else?
BEAR: Uh, yes.
TONY: Well, what?
BEAR: I . . . uh . . . hate to ask, but what does

in-ter-mis-sion mean?
TONY: The intermission is the time between the acts of a

play, or in some cases, between two plays. It’s the
time-out period right in the middle.
BEAR: I see. . . . Then why don’t you call it in-the-middle

time?
TONY: Because everyone calls it intermission.
BEAR; I like in-the-middle better.
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TONY: I don’t care what you like. . . Who are you

anyway?
BEAR: I am Bear, Theodore Edward Bear, actually. But

that’s such a long name, so most folks call me Ted
E. for short, Ted . . . E. . . . Bear.
TONY: Teddy Bear?
BEAR: Well, I guess that’s right, if you say it real fast.

Really, though. I’m just an ordinary bear. But you
can call me Teddy if you like. It does sound kind
of nice and friendly and cuddly.
TONY: I’m not here to cuddle you, so I’ll just call you
Bear.
BEAR: That’s fine with me. And, by the way, if I might

be so bold as to ask, what is your name?
TONY: Oh, I’m Anthony Algernon Abercrombie, but,

like you, I have a nickname. Everyone calls me
Tony. I came out here today to announce the
intermission.
BEAR: In-the-middle.
TONY: All right, in-the-middle. What I’m saying is that

/ have a reason to be here. Bear. But why are you
out here on this puppet stage? Is there anything
you want?
BEAR: Well, Tony, since you asked. I’d like to know

what these boys and girls are going to do during
their in-the-middle time.
TONY: Nothing special. They can just hang around till

we’re ready to go on again.
BEAR: But that’s boring. . . . Booorrr-ing.
TONY: They can get up and stretch or walk around if they

like. That would be fine.
BEAR: Humph.
TONY: I can tell you don’t like that idea. Well, then,
what would you suggest?
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BEAR: I know a game.
TONY: We don’t have time for games.
BEAR: This is just a short one. The kids can not only
move about, but they’ll have a bit of fun while
they’re doing it, and then they’ll be ready to sit
still during the next play.
TONY: All right. I’m convinced. That’s a good idea. We’ll

play the game, but you’ll have to tell us what to do.
BEAR: I’ll be glad to. You kids have to listen to me and

do what I say, but only when you’re supposed to
do it. That goes for you, too, Tony.
TONY: Okay.
BEAR: Stand up, everyone. . . . On your feet! On your

feet! . . . Are you ready for our game? . . . Fine!
. . . How about you, Tony?
TONY: I’m ready.
BEAR: First, I want you all to check on what you’re

wearing. Do you have anything on that’s red? If
you do, nod your head. Keep nodding. . . . Up and
down. . . . Up and down. . . . Keep going until I
tell you to stop. ... I see Tony nodding. He has on
a red tie.. . . All right, now you can stop. . . . Next,
if you have on something blue, flap your arms.
. . . Come on, flap them hard. . . . Harder. . . . You
can do better than that. Flap those arms. . . . Don’t
stop yet. . . . All right, now you can stop. Now,
who is wearing jeans with a T-shirt or any kind of
sweats? I want all of you people to turn around in
a circle. . . . Again. . . . Again. . . . Once more.
. . . Hey, kids, you’d better stop now. ... I don’t
want you to get dizzy. . . . Let’s see, what should
we do next? . . . Oh, I know! Is anyone wearing
sneakers or shoes good for running? If you are,
show me how they work. Jog in place. . . . Jog, jog,
Pg, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog-Keep jogging.
. . . Jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog. . . .
Okay, now you can stop. ... I think it’s time to try
something different.
TONY: Yes, you must be running out of clothes to talk

about.
BEAR: Oh, I know what to ask next. . . . Who has a

sibling at home?. . . . Do I see some puzzled faces?
Sibling is a word I learned last week. It means
sister or brother. ... So if you have a sister or
brother at home, swing your arms from side to
side. . . . Come on now, swing them hard . . . side
to side ... to and fro . . . hither and yon . . .
Beautiful!. . . . Now stop! I saw old Tony swing¬
ing his arms. What sibling do you have, Tony?
TONY: I have a little brother at home, and, boy, is he a

pest!
BEAR: Little brothers are supposed to be that way. It’s the

law.
TONY: What next?
BEAR: I’ve thought of something really special. I want all

of you boys out there to jump for joy. Just the boys
now. Come on, boys, jump . . . jump . . . jump . . .
jump. Jump for joy, because you’re a boy. . . .
Jump . . . jump . . . jump . . . jump. . . . Stop!
Stop!. . . Now it’s the girls turn. Come on, girls,
jump . . . jump . . . jump . . . jump. Jump for joy,
because you’re not a boy. . . . Jump . . . jump . . .
jump . . . jump. . . .
TONY: Bear! Bear! Is your game almost over? It’s time for
the puppet play.
BEAR: There’s just one more thing. I want to know who

likes ice cream. I want everyone who likes ice
cream to sit down.
TONY: But everyone likes ice cream.
BEAR: I know. I was being clever. ... If any of you out

there are still standing, that means you hate ice
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cream. . . . See, now everyone is sitting down

again. They’re all ready for the play to begin.
TONY; That was clever, Bear, and it was a most exciting

intermission.
BEAR: In-the-middle, Tony. In-the-middle.
TONY: Whatever, {exits)
BEAR: {addresses audience) You know and / know that it

really should be in-the-middle, don’t we? {exits)
In-The-Middle Time
Production notes
PUPPETS: Tony should be a hand-action puppet. His cos¬

tume should include a red tie of some kind, since
this is mentioned in the script. Bear should be a
mouth-action puppet.
TAPING: Both are male characters, but their voices should

be noticeably different. Bear should speak slowly
and enunciate carefully in a deeper, slightly
louder voice that will be heard while the audience
is moving about. The pauses during this action
must be carefully observed, since small children
do not respond quickly to fast-paced verbal direc¬
tions. The person recording Bear’s role should
visualize the audience participation during the
taping.
ACTION: The action is very simple. Entrances may be made

from either side, and once on stage, the characters
remain in place until they exit. During Bear’s
game, Tony moves only when the description
pertains to him—red tie, having a sibling, being
a boy, and (possibly) wearing blue. Since he
cannot turn around, does not wear jeans, T-shirt,
or sweats, and is not a girl, it will be easy for the
puppeteer to remember that he must stand very
still during these segments. Since the audience
cannot see that he lacks feet (and therefore shoes of
any kind), he could seem to jog when that is
mentioned. To encourage participation, a female
assistant wearing everything described in the
script could stand by the puppet stage to demon-
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strate the moves while urging the children to

move in time with taped commands. Like Tony,
she should stand still when something does not
pertain to her, in this case, only the boys’ segment.
TIME: 8 minutes. Since this audience participation piece

functions as an intermission (in-the-middle), it
should be used between two regular puppet plays.
It is not necessary to allow any extra time for
introductory music.
LET'S BE PUPPETS
CHARACTERS PROPS
BRENT FOAM BALLS*

BRUTUS, A DOG
ACT 1
BRENT: {enters and addresses audience) Hello, everybody. My

name is Brent, and I am a hand puppet. I am also
an actor by profession. Yes, it’s my regular job to
appear in puppet plays. With some help from
people behind the scenes, I can do all sorts of
things. Let me tell you about some of them. Better
still, let me show you. Watch and listen, {demon¬
strates as described) Of course, I can move about very
well. I can creep across the stage, like this . . .
slowly . . . slowly. . . . Or I can seem to skip, like
this ... or perhaps run very fast ... or even slide,
like this. . . . Wheeeeeeeee! Ooops! {falls and speaks
from prone position) If I fall down, don’t worry. I can
stand right back up. {stands) See, I’m good as new.
If my part calls for me to be a ghost, or a witch, or
maybe a bird, I can even appear to float or fly, like
this ... to one side ... or the other. . . . Of course,
if I’m onstage by myself, I usually like to stay
right here in the middle. ... I can do other things,
too. I can pick up props and carry them about, but
only if I use both hands. I will show you. {picks up
*Optional for audience participation: Act 2, Conclusion 2
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imaginary prop) Oh, this is heavy! I’d better put it

down. . . . There, that’s better. . . .If I hear music,
I can dance, like this, {sings while dancing Old
MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. . . . And I can
clap my hands in time to music, too. {sings while
clapping) Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I
wonder what you are! . . . And I’ve already shown
you how beautifully I can sing. People enjoy my
songs, even if my lips don’t move while I’m
singing. Something I can do ’specially well is to
wave at you in the audience. I love to wave, like
this. . . .Hi, out there! Of course, there are some
things I can’t do. I can’t hold something in one
hand, unless it’s attached with a pin or perhaps
tape. And also—I really hate to admit this—
there’s something else on my “can’t do’’ list. I’ll
tell you a secret, {whispers) I can’t kick, {wails) You
heard me right. / can’t kick. Really, that’s not my
fault, though. I have the best excuse in the world.
You see, I don’t have any legs. The puppeteer’s
hand fits into my costume right where my legs
should be. But that’s enough about me. Now I
would like you to meet another puppet, {calls)
Come on out here, Brutus.
BRUTUS: {enters) Woof Woof Woof!
BRENT: Come over here and let me give you a hug and a
pat. . . . Hugs and pats are easy for a hand puppet
like me. But I think the boys and girls would like
to hear about you now. Let’s see, how shall I start?
BRUTUS: Gee, I don’t know.
BRENT: Why, that’s amazing! You’re talking! I never

knew that dogs could talk.
BRUTUS: If someone puts words in their mouths, puppet

pooches can talk every bit as well as puppet
people. But you should know all about that. If
someone didn’t put words in your mouth, you’d be
a real dummy for sure.
BRENT: I’m afraid you’re right. And now, since you can
talk for yourself, I think I’ll toddle offstage and
take a rest. Good-bye till later, {waves and exits')
BRUTUS: Well, it’s about time I got a chance. Hello,

everybody. As Brent told you, my name is Brutus.
I am a hand puppet, and, like Brent, I am an actor
by profession, because it’s my job to appear in
puppet plays for kids like you. I can guess what
you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I don’t look
at all like Brent, and you’re right. I don’t have
arms or forelegs that move, but, as you can see, I
do have a mouth that moves, and beautifully, too,
if I say so myself. This comes in handy if I’m
required to yawn, like this ... or talk, as I’m doing
now, or laugh . . . ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ... or
sing. I think I enjoy singing most of all. Maybe I’ll
sing a song for you later. . . . And even without
legs I can move around on the stage just as well as
Brent can. See? {moves about) . . . Brent and I are
both hand puppets, because we fit over the pup¬
peteer’s hand like a glove. In fact, some people
would call both of us “glove puppets.” But, since
Brent can move his hands and arms, I think of him
as a hand-action puppet. And I think of myself as a
mouth-action puppet. Well, now that you have
learned all about Brent and me. I’d like to have
some fun. {calls) Brent! Brent! Come out here.
BRENT: {enters) You yelled?
BRUTUS: Yes, I just had an inspiration.
BRENT: And what might that be?
BRUTUS: Let me whisper it to you. {whispers in Brent’s ear)
BRENT: {nodding as he listens) Yes. ... I see. . . . Uh-huh.

. . . Wonderful idea! Tell the audience about it.
BRUTUS: Okay. Kids, since Brent likes my idea, I think . . .

we wonder . . . uh-uh-uh . . . well, actually I guess
we have an announcement.
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BRENT: Actually it’s kind of an invitation.
BRUTUS: Yes, and it’s also . . . uh-uh-uh . . . kind of a

question. I was thinking that maybe you kids
might enjoy learning some puppet moves. Do you
think you’d like that? . . .
BRENT: Hey, wait a minute, Brutus. Before we decide

anything, we’d better go backstage and talk to the
puppeteers. Without their help, we can’t do any¬
thing.
BRUTUS: You’re right about that. Maybe we could arrange

for a spot of music, too. I think music always helps
to get folks into the right mood.
BRENT: Another fine idea, Brutus. Let’s go see what we

can do. Good-bye for now, kids, {waves and exits)
BRUTUS: Don’t go away. We’ll be right back, {exits)
{There should be a brief musical interlude before Act 2.

There are two versions of this concluding act. Since the
children in the audience are invited to participate, their
age should be considered before deciding which version of
Act 2 to use.)
ACT 2
(CONCLUSION 1: PRESCHOOL TO KINDERGARTEN)
(Brent and Brutus enter and stand at center stage)
BRENT: Ok, kids, we’re back. Now it’s time to have some
fun. It was your idea, Brutus, so you do the
talking.
BRUTUS: I’ll do the talking, Brent, if you do the action.

. . . All right, everyone, stand up. . . . Space
yourselves on the floor. . . . Don’t stand too close
together. . . . This won’t work if you’re all in a
bunch. . . . Are you all facing front? . . . Can
everyone see us? . . . That’s good. Now, I want you
to listen to what I say, but keep your eyes on
Brent. See if you can do everything that he does.
. . . Are you ready? . . . All right! (shouts) Let’s . .
. be . . . puppets! . . . (Brutus moves to one side leaving
Brent at center stage to demonstrate moves as described)
Kids, Brent already showed you some of the
things he can do . . . how he can creep and run and
skip. Now he will jog in place. Come on, kids, you
jog in place too. . . . Jog . . . jog . . . jog . . . jog.
. . . Oh, I like the way you’re moving. Keep going.
. . . Jog . . . jog . . . jog . . . jog. . . . Go faster now,
just like Brent. . . . Jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog,
jog, jog. (shouts) That’s enough! Stop! . . . Stop!
. . . Are you ready to do something else? Maybe
something quiet?
BRENT: (nods) Yes, let’s do something quiet.
BRUTUS: Kids, did you see Brent nod? Show them again,
Brent. Keep nodding. . . . That’s right. . . . You
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keep nodding, too, kids. Remember, you’re being

puppets. Oh, I love to watch you all nodding like
that way. It makes you look so agreeable! Nod¬
ding always means yes. That goes for puppets and
people, too. Now, let’s pretend that there is a
heavy rock in front of you. Brent, can you see the
rock?
BRENT: No. . . . Oh, I mean yes. I forgot it was a pretend

rock.
BRUTUS: Well, Brent, I want you to bend over and pick up

that rock. Kids, you do what Brent does. Bend
down. . . . Put your hands on that pretend rock,
and remember that it’s very, very heavy. Now, lift.
. . . Slowly . . . slowly . . . Lift! Good! You’ve done
it. You’re standing up. Brent, is the rock heavy?
BRENT: You better believe it.
BRUTUS: All right, you may put it down. Watch Brent put
the rock down, kids, and you do it, too. Be careful,
though. Remember, it’s heavy. . . . Good! I’m glad
you didn’t drop those rocks. Now, are you ready
for something different? I bet that Brent is. Right,
Brent?
BRENT: Right!
BRUTUS: I’m pleased to see you all looking so happy. I think

you all should jump for joy. You start the jump¬
ing, Brent. . . . Come on, kids, jump for joy. . . .
Remember, you’re happy again. . . . Jumping is
fun, isn’t it? I think Brent is jumping more
slowly. . . . Are you getting tired again, Brent?
BRENT: Yes, I’m ready to stop, {collapses)
BRUTUS: Okay, stop, everybody. It’s time to sit down and

take a rest. That’s right. Sit down on the floor
facing the puppet stage. Are you comfortable?
. . . Can you see Brent and me all right? . . . Good!
I want to tell you kids something. You have been
marvelous puppets. I mean it. You have done
everything just as well as Brent. . . . Stupendously,

I’d say.
BRENT: I agree. In fact, I’d like to give them a big hand.

Clapping is something I’m really good at. Kids,
give yourselves a hand, {claps)
BRUTUS: Yes, clap for yourselves. You deserve it. . . .
BRENT: Now, I have one more thing to do before I leave.
BRUTUS: What’s that?
BRENT: I just want to wave good-bye to this beautiful

audience, {waves) Please wave back to me, kids. . . .
BRUTUS: Waving is fine, and I think you do it as well or

better than anything else. But please don’t leave
yet.
BRENT: Why not? I think this audience knows all about

me and the kind of things I can do.
BRUTUS: I think so, too, but aren’t you forgetting some¬

thing?
BRENT: Forgetting something? No, I don’t think so.
BRUTUS: Shame on you! I thought you were my friend.
BRENT: I am your friend.
BRUTUS: I thought you were my good friend.
BRENT: I am your good friend. I don’t know what you’re

talking about.
BRUTUS: Good friends are supposed to help each other.

Didn’t I help you show the audience all of your
special moves?
BRENT: Yes, you sure did. . . . Oh, dear me! I forgot to

thank you. You were a great help, and I do thank
you. Now will you forgive me?
BRUTUS: Of course, but since I helped you, now I hope

you’ll help me.
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BRENT: I’d be glad to. But how?
BRUTUS: Well, with the help of my movable mouth, you

demonstrated your skills. Now I’d like to show
the audience what I can do, and that is sing.
BRENT: What can I do to help?
BRUTUS: You can dance a bit while I sing.
BRENT: It’s the least I can do. Are you ready to start?
BRUTUS: I sure am. And, kids, if you know the words, join
in. You’ve been hand-action puppets with Brent.
Now you can be mouth-action puppets with me.
. . . {sings while Brent sways to music and claps)
BRENT: {clapping hard) That was really great, Brutus. I’m

sure everyone enjoyed it. Is the show over now?
BRUTUS: I can’t think of anything more to do. Can you?
BRENT: No, I think we’ve covered everything.
BRUTUS: In that case, that’s all for today. Thanks, kids, and
good-bye. {exits)
BRENT: I hope we’ll meet again sometime, {bows and exits

. . . returns to wave once more)
ACT 2
(CONCLUSION 2: ELEMENTARY GRADES)
(Foam balls, if used for heads, should be passed out at

this point. Each child should insert the forefinger of
his!her preferred hand into the preformed cavity. . . .
Brent and Brutus enter and stand at center stage.)
BRENT: Okay, kids, we’re back. Now it’s time to have

some fun. It was your idea, Brutus, so you do the
talking.
BRUTUS: I’ll do the talking, Brent, if you do the action.
BRENT: I’d be delighted. Just let me know when to make

my moves.
BRUTUS: Will do. Girls and boys, a while ago we showed

you some special moves, certain things that hand
puppets like Brent and me can do. And now we’re
about to let you in on some secrets concerning
those moves. . . . But before we do that. I’d like to
say something about the sound that goes along
with the action.
BRENT: Like special sound effects and music?
BRUTUS: I was thinking more about voices. What we say

onstage is just as important as the way we move.
And real people have to put words into our
mouths, or we would be dumb. That’s D-U-M-B,
dumb. . . .
BRENT: . . . which means that we couldn’t speak. And

what is a play without speeches?
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BRUTUS: That would be pantomime. But that’s another

story.
BRENT: If someone didn’t put words in your mouth, you

couldn’t sing either.
BRUTUS: And what a loss to the world of theater that would

be!
BRENT: But what about the action? When are we going to

get to the good stuff?
BRUTUS: I’m getting to the good stuff now. Besides giving

us voices, people behind the scenes have to manip¬
ulate us puppets, or we would just stand there like
posts.
BRENT: Or, worse yet, lie there like rugs, {lies down briefly
to demonstrate)
BRUTUS: The people who work the puppets are called

puppeteers. It’s the puppeteers’ secrets that we’re
about to share with you. So, now at last it’s time to
have some fun. {shouts) Let’s . . . be . . . puppets!
. . . {Brutus moves to one side leaving Brent at center
stage to demonstrate moves as described) Can everyone
see us? . . . That’s good. ... I want you to listen to
what I have to say, but keep your eyes on Brent. .
. . Now, I want all of you right-handed people to
hold up your right hands. . . . Are there any lefties
in the audience? If so, you can use your left hand
instead. . . . Pretend that this hand is inside a
hand-action puppet like Brent. . . . Your forefin¬
ger—that’s the one you use for pointing—will be
for your puppet’s head. That’s the finger that a
puppeteer would insert into the head of any
hand-action puppet. . . . Right next to your
forefinger are your thumb on one side . . . and your
middle finger—that’s the long one—on the other
side. These will be your puppet’s arms. . . . What?
I can guess what you’re thinking. You have two
fingers left over. What do you use those fingers
for? The answer is easy. Nothing. You just tuck
those fingers into the palm of your hand and

forget about them. . . . How am I doing so far,
Brent?
BRENT: Fine. But when do we get to the moves?
BRUTUS: Right now. Does that make you happy?
BRENT: Yep. {nods)
BRUTUS: Kids, did you see Brent nod? Show them again,
Brent. . . . Keep nodding. . . . That’s right. . . .
Kids, make your puppet’s head nod. Remember to
use your forefinger. Keep going. Oh, I love to see
all of those nodding fingers. It makes you look so
agreeable! Nodding always means yes. That goes
for puppets and people, too. . . .
BRENT: This is getting boring. I’d like to do something

else.
BRUTUS: All right. Pretend you’ve just seen a puppet play,

and you really enjoyed it. What do you do at the
end?
BRENT: I clap, of course, like this, {claps)
BRUTUS: Keep going, Brent. Girls and boys, make your

puppet fingers clap, too. Use your thumb and
that long middle finger. Tap them together.
Keep going. . . . Good!. . . You can also clap in
time to music or when your puppet is supposed
to be very happy. . . . Ah, Brent seems to be
slowing down.
BRENT: That’s enough clapping—until the end of this

program, of course, {laughs)
BRUTUS: I seem to remember that you enjoy waving.
BRENT: Yes, indeed. I love to wave. It’s one of the things

I do best, {waves)
BRUTUS: Wave back at Brent, kids. Wiggle that long

middle finger. . . . Excellent! What else can you
do well, Brent?
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BRENT: Since I have hands, I can hold props and carry

them around the stage. To do that I must use both
hands. Pretend with me now. . . . There is a heavy
rock in front of your puppet hand. Bend your wrist
down, down, down. . . . Using your thumb and
middle finger, pick up that make-believe rock,
and remember that it is very, very heavy. Now, lift
slowly, slowly, slowly. . . . Good! You’ve done it.
You’re standing up. Now let’s put it down again,
slowly, slowly. Don’t drop it. Good!
BRUTUS: What about big moves? Puppeteers use their arms

more than their hands for some things. Show the
kids.
BRENT: Okay. Kids, use those arms to move along with

me.
BRUTUS: There’s walking. {Brent moves to side stage and back)

. . .There’s running. {Brent jogs in place) . . . And
there’s jumping for joy. {Brent jumps several times)
. . . Is that about everything?
BRENT: I sure hope so, because I’m tired. Why don’t you
talk about yourself for a while?
BRUTUS: Talk is a key word here. Since I am a mouth-action

puppet, talking is what I’m called upon to do
most. Then there’s singing and laughing and
yawning, all things that require me to open my
mouth very wide, like this. . . . But now to get on
with the instructions. Most of you kids have used
your right hand to practice Brent’s moves. Use the
other hand to practice mine. First, hold your arm
up in front of you with your elbow bent. Next,
bend your wrist down, keeping your four fingers
straight and pressed tightly together. They will be
the top of your puppet’s head and upper jaw. Your
thumb will be your puppet’s lower jaw. When a
mouth-action puppet like me is called upon to
talk, the puppeteer must open and close these
jaws, like this. . . . It’s harder than you might
think, because the mouth must move to fit the

words. Watch while I sing, and move those
puppet jaws along with mine, {sings unaccompanied)
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,

I lost my poor meatball, when somebody
sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the
door.
BRENT: Bravo! Bravo!
BRUTUS: Thank you very much. You can see, boys and girls,
that if your puppet play features an opera singer, a
mouth-action puppet like me might get the part.
BRENT: If the opera singer happens to be a dog.
BRUTUS: Now, wait just a minute. People puppets can be

mouth-action, and animal puppets can be hand-
action. It all depends on what the character has to
do in the play.
BRENT: I can think of something else you can do.
BRUTUS: What’s that?
BRENT: You can carry props in your mouth.
BRUTUS: Right! And in that event I’d better be an animal.

People, even puppet people, don’t usually carry
things around in their mouths.
BRENT: I’ve thought of something else / can do. And since

you kids know our secrets, hold up both hands and
move along with the action.
BRUTUS: Both hands? Am / in this, too?
BRENT: Yes, but you can just stand there. / can pat a nice
dog on the head, like this, {pats Brutus)
BRUTUS: Then / can laugh, because that makes me happy.

{laughs)
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BRENT: And I guess I can give a hug to a good friend, (hugs

Brutus)
BRUTUS: That means / can lick a good friend’s face, (licks

Brent’s face) Well, it’s your turn.
BRENT: I’m finished, except for taking a bow. (bows)
BRUTUS: You kids can take a bow, too. Thanks for being
puppets along with us. You’ve been great! (bows
head and exits)
BRENT: Thanks for me, too. Good-bye, everyone, (exits

waving)
Let's Be Puppets
Production notes
PUPPETS: Since the play is about hand puppets and their

manipulation, the two characters must be as the
script describes them. Brent is designated a hand-
action puppet and Brutus a mouth-action puppet.
If foam balls are used as heads during audience
participation in Act 2, it would be fitting if Brent
had a similar-type head. The dog puppet should
have a mouth that opens very wide.
PROPS: If the approximate size of the audience can be

anticipated, passing out foam balls to use for
puppet heads would be appropriate and fun for the
children. Each must have a hole gouged out for
the child’s forefinger. This audience participation
segment can proceed without these props, how¬
ever, since there is no mention of them in the
script.
TAPING: The two characters’ voices should be strikingly

different. Brutus’s voice should be deeper, and he
should speak slowly. No special sound effects are
needed during the action, but Brutus sings during
Act 2, Conclusion 1, so a humorous song must be
included. The person recording Brutus’s role
could do the singing. If a record or cassette is used,
the voice should be similar to the speaking voice.
When Brutus sings in Act 2, Conclusion 2, it is
merely a few lines of “On Top of Spaghetti,’’ so it
is worked unaccompanied into the dialogue.
Pauses, especially those during the audience par-
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ticipation segments, must be long enough to

allow the children to respond to directions.
ACTION: The stage business is easily managed and is

described in either the written directions or in the
dialogue itself. One puppeteer plays each part,
and either may operate the tape player. Except for
Brent’s brief departure during Brutus’s Act 1
monologue, once onstage the puppets remain.
They should enter from opposite sides and exit the
same way at the end of each act. Act 2, Conclusion
1, which is for younger children, can proceed right
after the musical interlude. If foam “heads” are to
be used by the audience in Conclusion 2, a longer
break will be necessary between acts. Both ver¬
sions of Act 2 will work more smoothly if an
assistant familiar with the action stands in audi¬
ence view at the side of the puppet stage. This
helper can urge the audience to participate accord¬
ing to the timing of the tape and also demonstrate
the moves described in the script.
TIME: Act 1, 7 V2 minutes. Act 2, Conclusion 1, 8

minutes. Act 2, Conclusion 2, 10 minutes. Extra
time should be allowed for introductory music,
interlude, and Brutus’s song in Act 2, Conclusion 1.
A VISIT TO THE LIBRARY
CHARACTERS PROPS
BOY 2 BOOKS
GIRL
OLD LADY
CHILDREN’S LIBRARIAN
{Boy and Girl enter and look around)
BOY: This is the library I told you about.
GIRL: {looks around) Wow! Look at all the books. There

must be millions of them.
BOY: Thousands anyway. And today I’m going to take

some of them home with me.
GIRL: Oh, will they let you do that?
BOY: Sure. Anyone with a library card can borrow

books.
GIRL: Do you have to have a library card to get books?
BOY: Yes. My father brought me here last week. We

filled out an application, and now I have my own
card, so today I can take some books home with me.
GIRL: {loudly) Oh, I really love books. I’d like to get a

library card, too.
OLD LADY: {enters) Shhh. . . . Shhh. . . . Hush up, you two.
BOY: Wh-wh-what did we do?
OLD LADY: You were talking much too loudly. This is a

library. Don’t you children know that you’re
supposed to whisper in a library?
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BOY: No, we didn’t know that.
OLD LADY: Well, you know it now. A library should be a

quiet place, so if you want to talk, go outside.
That’s all I have to say. {exits)
GIRL: Oh, dear, I guess we should go home.
BOY: I came here to get some books. I don’t want to

leave yet.
GIRL: But that lady works here. She’s the library lady.
BOY: The library lady? Why do you think that?
GIRL: You can tell by looking at her. She has gray hair
pulled back into a little bun at the back. Everyone
knows that all library ladies have buns like that
. . . and glasses, too.
BOY: I guess you’re right.
GIRL: I don’t want to stay at this library any longer. I

don’t like a place where I can’t even talk.
BOY: But I want to get some books.
GIRL: That library lady doesn’t like us. I’m going home,
and I’m not coming back here anymore.
CH. LIBR; {enters) Hi, kids. How are you today?
BOY: All right ... I guess.
CH. LIBR: Are you looking for some books, something spe¬
cial perhaps?
BOY: No, I don’t think so. I came here to get a couple of

books today, but I changed my mind.
CH. LIBR: I’m so sorry. What happened?
GIRL: The library lady doesn’t like us. She told us to stop
talking and go outside.
CH. LIBR: What library lady? I’m the children’s librarian

here.
GIRL: You are?

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CH. LIBR; Why, yes. See, I’m even wearing my special

T-shirt today.
GIRL: {reads) It says, I heart children’s books.
CH. LIBR: {laughs) I can tell you’re a good reader. But the
heart means love^ so my T-shirt really says, I lope
children’s books.
BOY: Who was that other lady then?
CH. LIBR: My goodness, I really don’t know.
GIRL: She was an old lady like my great-grandma, and
she had gray hair. It was pulled back into a little
bun in back and . . .
CH. LIBR: {laughs) Excuse me for laughing, but, believe me,
most women who work in libraries today don’t
wear their hair pulled back in buns. That lady
must have been one of our patrons.
BOY: What’s a patron?
CH. LIBR: A patron is someone who comes to the library.

Doctors have patients, and stores have customers,
but the people who use the library are called
patrons.
BOY: So if I borrow a book today. I’ll be a patron.
CH. LIBR: Yes, you will.

GIRL: What about talking? Are we allowed to talk, or do
we have to whisper like that mean lady said?
CH. LIBR: You don’t need to whisper, but please don’t be so

hard on that lady. When she was a little girl,
libraries were quiet places, and everyone whis¬
pered. There weren’t so many books for children
in those days, so fewer kids visited libraries. Today
we have thousands of books for people your age,
and a good number of our patrons are children.
GIRL: {loudly) And now we kids can talk as loud as we

want. Hooray!
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CH. LIBR: Hold it! Hold it! I didn’t say that. . . . Some
people come here to do homework and study. If
you talk in a normal voice, you won’t disturb
them. But we can’t have too much noise. . . . So,
no shouting or screaming, and no running or
jumping. . . .
BOY: And no climbing up those shelves either. I’ll bet.
CH. LIBR: Don’t even think about it, because then / would
have to send you outside, and I’d hate to do that.
GIRL: We’ll be good. I’m sure glad you’re the library

lady here, ’cause you’re young and pretty.
CH. LIBR: Well, thank you. But, listen, you should think of
me as the children’s librarian, not the library lady.
GIRL: But, why?
CH. LIBR: Because some people who have my kind of job are
men.
BOY: Really?
CH. LIBR: Yes. And children’s librarians can be all different

ages, shapes, sizes, and races, too! But we are all
alike in one way.
GIRL: What’s that?
CH. LIBR: We all love children and books.
GIRL: Oh, I see.
CH. LIBR: That’s why being a children’s librarian is the

perfect job for me. . . . {addresses boy) Now, I
believe you came here to borrow some books. Let’s
go over to the children’s section and find some¬
thing you would enjoy, {all exit.) . . .
* BOY: {enters carrying books) These books look good. I

know I’m going to enjoy them.
GIRL: {enters) You sure picked them out in a hurry.

BOY: I found exactly what I wanted right away. Now

I’m going to take them home.
GIRL: But I wanted to look around for a while.
BOY: We can come back later. Let’s go to the front desk,

and while I check these out, you can get an
application for a library card.
GIRL: I’ll do that, because I want to borrow books, too.
BOY: Okay, let’s go. {exits)
GIRL: I’m coming, {looks around) I really like this library.

You’d better believe I’ll be back soon . . . and
often, too. {exits)
A Visit to the Library
Production notes
PUPPETS: All of the puppets should be hand-action. The old

lady must have gray hair in a bun and glasses as
described in the script, and the costume for the
children’s librarian must be inscribed “I ^ chil¬
dren’s books.”
SETTING: All of the action takes place in the central section
of a library. The children’s area, briefly visited by
the boy and girl, is offstage to one side, while the
circulation desk is offstage to the opposite side.
No prop stage is needed.
PROPS: The only props are the two books that the boy
borrows. They should be small picture books, the
lightest weight possible.
TAPING: No special sound effects are needed. The boy and
girl should have childlike voices, each with a
different pitch that is maintained throughout.
The old lady’s voice should sound querulous, and
the voice of the children’s librarian should be
sweet and soothing.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the right should be the boy and
the girl. The puppeteer on the left should be the
other two characters and operate the tape player.
The boy and girl first enter from the right and stay
at center stage until briefly exiting and reentering
at the left. Their final exit is to the right. Both the
old lady and the children’s librarian enter from the
left and exit the same way.
TIME: 7 minutes.
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SPRING THINGS
PUPPETS PROP
BOY KITE
GIRL
{Boy and girl enter from opposite sides and move to center
stage facing audience)
BOY; Spring things, spring things,

Now’s the time for spring things.
GIRL; I certainly agree with you about that. It’s a lovely

spring day. Do you have any particular things in
mind?
BOY; It’s time to put away the sled.

Time to get your bike instead.
GIRL; What a terrific idea! But, poor me, I don’t have a

bike.
BOY; Then put away your winter hat.

Find your baseball cap and bat.
GIRL; That’s another good springtime suggestion, but I

don’t have either of those items either. Do you
have any other ideas?
BOY; Ice skates? Skis? Pack them away.

Get out your roller skates today.
GIRL; Ah, at last you’ve mentioned something that I

happen to own. I was beginning to feel pretty
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sorry for myself. But I can’t remember where I put

my roller skates. Maybe they’re in the basement,
but I’m not sure. I’d have to look and look and
look, and that might take a long time, so I hope
you can think of something else.
BOY: Spring things, spring things.

GIRL: Your little poems are beginning to irritate me. Do

you always have to speak in verse?
BOY: No, I don’t have to. I was just practicing a bit of

bouncy rhyme talk. . . . It’s fun.
GIRL: Be serious for a minute. Do you have any practical

suggestions about what we can do?
BOY: Actually yes. . . .
Since the day is clear and bright.

Mow’d you like to fly a kite?
GIRL: Hey, you said you didn’t have to talk in rhyme.
BOY: I’m sorry. I just couldn’t help myself. Flying a kite

seems so springlike, and it’s the last thing I can
think of.
GIRL: But, guess what—and I really hate to say it

again—I don’t own a kite.
BOY: That doesn’t matter. I have a new kite at home,

and you can help me fly it. Wait here and I’ll get
it. {exits)
GIRL: At last he came up with something I can do, too.

And I have to admit that flying a kite is a perfect
spring thing.
BOY: {enters with kite) The wind is kicking up a bit. This

is going to be fun.
GIRL: How do we do it?

BOY: Just watch. My dad showed me how. I stand with

my back to the wind like this, {turns) Then I lift
the kite and let the wind do the work, {lifts kite)
Fly, kite, fly. . . . {kite rises) Wheeee! . . . There it
goes!
GIRL: {looking up) Ooooooh! . . . It’s really flying.
BOY: This may be the best spring thing of all. Kites and
spring really go together, like eggs and ham.
GIRL: Yes, they do. Now, when do I get my turn?
BOY: You’ll have to wait. I don’t want it to get caught in

that tree. Everyone knows that trees can eat kites.
GIRL: Hey, I want my turn. You promised.
BOY: All right. All right. In a minute. . . . {sound of

thunder) . . . Oh, no! It’s going to rain. I’ll have to
bring the kite down.
GIRL: Hurry! The kite shouldn’t get wet.
BOY: I’m not supposed to do it too fast. I’m glad it’s not
very high in the sky.
GIRL: I feel some raindrops. Can’t you hurry a little bit?
BOY: Ah, here it comes, {kite flutters down and boy picks it
up) Now we’ll have to run for it. Let’s duck inside
that building over there. . . . {sound of thunder. . .
they exit on one side and immediately enter opposite.)
. . . Hey, this is the library! Oh, man, look at all
the books!
GIRL: You sound surprised. Didn’t you know we came in

the back door of the library? Haven’t you been
here before?
BOY: No, this is my very first time. Have you been here
before?
GIRL: Sure, I come here all the time, and now I’m the
one to have an idea. Why don’t we read a book
today?
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BOY: You mean read it here?
GIRL; Yes. Can you think of a better thing to do while

we wait out this spring shower?
BOY: No, I guess not.
GIRL: I’m glad I finally came up with the best idea for
today. And think about it. Rain is a spring thing,
so reading a book on a rainy day can be a spring
thing, too. . . . The children’s room is over there.
{points) They have all kinds of books for kids.
Later, when the rain stops, we can take the kite
outside again, and then it will be my turn to fly it.
. . . Meanwhile, let’s go look at the books.
BOY: All right.
GIRL: Come on. What are you waiting for?
BOY: I just can’t help myself. I was trying to think of a

rhyme.
GIRL; Oh, no. Not again.
BOY: Wait a second. . . . Yes, I’ve got it.
Spring things, spring things.

Especially when it rains, it’s true,
A book can be a spring thing, too.
Spring Things /
Production notes
PUPPETS; Both puppets should be hand-action, dressed to

indicate that one is a boy and the other a girl.
SETTING: The change of scene from outdoors to inside the

library is managed by both puppets exiting in one
direction and reentering from the other. No prop
stage is needed.
PROPS: The kite, the only prop, should be made of paper

reinforced by gluing on toothpicks, crisscross and
at the edges. It should be diamond-shaped and
have a tail with a few bows. The string that the
boy holds should be white and attached to the
middle of the kite. Heavy black thread attached to
the top will allow a puppeteer to lift it from
above.
TAPING: The only sound effect is the thunder. While a foil

pan could be used, pressing and shaking an
aluminum cookie sheet makes a lower sound and
more convincing thunder. The characters’ voices
should be noticeably different. Sufficient time
should be allowed for the boy to get his kite and
also for the characters to exit one way and reenter
from the opposite side.
ACTION: With only two characters, the action would be

very simple, if the kite did not have to be lifted
from above. Since one puppeteer must be standing
to do this, the other must manipulate both pup¬
pets. The puppeteer on the left can assume this job
and should wear the boy puppet on his/her left
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hand and the girl on the right hand. Then the boy
can easily enter from the left and the girl from the
right. The boy exits left to get the kite. Before the
show, the black lifting thread should be taped
onto the inside of the backdrop’s curtain rod, well
out of audience view behind the side curtain. It
will be the job of the puppeteer on the right to see
that the boy is holding the kite properly and then
to remove the tape holding the black thread. This
thread must be firmly held and gently manipu¬
lated until the script calls for the kite to flutter
down. Then the black thread is dropped. The boy
puppet, meanwhile, should be touching the kite
string, as if in control of the kite. These moves
should be practiced until they go smoothly. Once
the boy has the kite back in hand, both puppets
should quickly exit to the right and immediately
reenter from the left to indicate the change of
scene from outdoors to the library. The puppeteer
on the right should operate the tape player.
TIME: 6 V2 minutes.
SUN FUN
CHARACTERS PROPS
BOY LIBRARY CARD

GIRL 2 BOOKS
{Boy and Girl enter from opposite sides and move to

center stage facing audience)
BOY: Sun jfiin, sun fun,

Now’s the time for sun fun.
GIRL: Summer’s here. It’s time to play.
What is there to do today?
BOY: Hey, I know what to do today.
GIRL: What?
BOY: Let’s go swimming.
GIRL: Fine idea! Do you know how to swim?
BOY: Sure. You just jump into the water like this
{jumps) and kick your legs and paddle your arms
like this, {paddles arms)
GIRL: {laughs) That’s a good joke. I can tell that you

don’t know how to swim. Well, I don’t know how
to swim either. Maybe we should think of some¬
thing else.
BOY: Sun fun, sun fun.

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BOY: Hey, I know what to do today.
GIRL: What?
BOY: Let’s play baseball.
GIRL: Excellent idea! Baseball is an all-time great sum¬

mer game. All you need are a ball and a bat . . .
BOY: And nine kids on each team.
GIRL: Oops! That’ll be a problem. We don’t know that

many kids.
BOY: Sure we do. Our school is full of kids.
GIRL: But school’s out now.
BOY: Oh, that’s right. It’s summer vacation.
GIRL: And you know what that means.
BOY: Yeah! No teachers and no lessons.
GIRL: And no kids for baseball teams.

GIRL: Yes, summer’s here. It’s time to play.
BOY: Well, we could play baseball by ourselves. You

could pitch the ball {simulates pitch) and I could
bat. {simulates batting . . .
GIRL: Or better yet, you could pitch the ball {simulates

pitch) and / could bat. {simulates batting) . . .
Boom! Right out of the park!
BOY: Okay, I’ll pitch. Go get your ball and bat.
GIRL: I don’t have a ball and bat. I thought you did.
BOY: Nope.
GIRL: Well, that’s out.


BOY: I hear fishing is fun.
GIRL: Fishing? Superb idea! But I don’t have a fishing

pole. Do you?
BOY: No, but we could use a stick and a piece of string

for a line.
GIRL: And a bent pin for a hook.
BOY: Then we go down to the river and fish.
GIRL: Uh-oh, I just thought of something.
BOY: What?
GIRL: The river’s on the other side of Main Street, and

my mother won’t let me cross Main Street.
BOY: Mine either.
GIRL: Well, we’re right back where we started.
BOY: Sun fun, sun fun,

GIRL: Summer’s here. It’s time to play,
And / know what to do today!
BOY: Do you really have an idea?
GIRL: {dancing happily) Yes, yes, yes. You wait here. I’ll be
right back. . . . {exits and reenters with a library card)
BOY: What’s that?
GIRL: It’s my library card.
BOY: Don’t tell me you want to go to the library.
GIRL: Yes, I do, and it’s the best idea we’ve come up
with yet.
BOY: But it’s summer vacation. Don’t you remember

“Sun fun, sun fun?’’ We want to do something
special.
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GIRL: Yes, and that’s why we should go to the library.

There will be lots of special programs this sum¬
mer. There’s story time and movies and crafts—all
sorts of things—and there’s also a summer reading
club!
BOY: You’re right! I’ve heard about that.
GIRL: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go. {both exit
and reenter immediately, each carrying a hook)

GIRL: Summer’s here, and we will play
And also read a book today!
Sun Fun
Production notes
PUPPETS: Both characters should be hand-action puppets

since they are required to make arm motions and
carry books. Although one is a boy and the other
a girl, they should be compatible in size and
appearance.
PROPS: Even if this show is not presented in a library, the

library card should be “official,” since many chil¬
dren in the audience will know what a real one
looks like. The books that the puppets are re¬
quired to carry briefly should be picture books
familiar to the audience and small enough to be
held easily.
TAPING: This skit is entirely dialogue. Even though the

puppets are supposed to be children, the boy’s
could be an adult male voice. If it is not too deep,
the audience will accept it as belonging to a boy.
This difference will make the puppeteers’ job
much easier. The general tone of the conversation
is upbeat, and the cadence of the rhyme should be
swingy.
ACTION: In a pinch the action, which is about as simple as

a puppet play can be, could be managed by one
person. Since, presumably, the program would
include other plays that would require two pup¬
peteers, the roles in this one might as well be
assigned to different people. The puppets first
enter from opposite sides—it doesn’t matter
which—and the girl exits on her entry side to get
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228 Puppet Plays
her library card. Both can then exit and reenter

with their books on the boy’s side. They should
use the motions that the script suggests and stand
very still when not speaking. While “rapping,”
they should sway rhythmically from side to side.
The tape player may be operated by either puppet¬
eer.
TIME: 5 V2 minutes.
JEREMY BORROWS A BOOK
CHARACTERS PROPS
NARRATOR LIBRARY BOOK

JEREMY CRAYON
MRS. HILL
BITSY
SNOOKIE
PUPPY
JEREMY: {sings offstage)
Here, here, here I come from the li-brar-ee.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, with a book
for me.
NARRATOR: Somebody’s happy today. Here he comes, skip¬

ping around the corner now, and he’s carrying
something. Ah, yes. It’s Jeremy Johnson, and
that’s a book he has.
JEREMY: {enters with hook) I’m home. ... I’m home. . . .
MRS. HILL: {enters) Well, Jeremy, it’s about time. You know
you’re supposed to come right home after school.
JEREMY: But, Mrs. Hill . . .
MRS. HILL: No “buts,” please. I was really worried about you.

Why, I was just about to call the police.
JEREMY: But, Mrs. Hill . . .
MRS. HILL: I don’t have time to go looking for you, Jeremy.

You must remember that I am very busy taking
care of Bitsy and Snookie all day, not to mention
your new puppy. Why, I must be the busiest
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baby-sitter in town, as well as the best—at least,

that’s what your parents tell me. But, never mind
about that. It’s my job to be the baby-sitter, and
it’s your job to come right home after school.
JEREMY: I know that, Mrs. Hill, but . . .
MRS. HILL: Where were you, Jeremy? And your answer better
be good.
JEREMY: I was at the library.
MRS. HILL: Oh? . . . Oh! . . . Well, that’s a pretty good answer,

I guess. But why did you decide to do that today?
JEREMY: Because I have a new library card, and I wanted to

borrow a book to read tonight. See, here it is.
{shows book) I didn’t think you’d get mad at me for
stopping at the library, especially since I always
pass it on my way home from school.
MRS. HILL: I’m not mad at you, Jeremy. But next time, please
remember to tell me if you’re going to be late.
JEREMY: All right, I will. Does that mean I still get my

after-school snack?
MRS. HILL: Of course. How about oatmeal cookies still warm

from the oven?
JEREMY: Oh, yum! You’re the best cookie baker in the

world, besides being the best baby-sitter.
MRS. HILL: {laughs) How could I ever be mad at you, Jeremy?

Come along with me now. {exits)
JEREMY: I’m coming, {places book on floor and exits)
NARRATOR: So Jeremy goes off to enjoy his snack, leaving his

library book on the floor. . . . Now someone else is
coming, a very small someone. It’s Bitsy, Jeremy’s
baby sister. Bitsy doesn’t walk or talk yet, but she
can certainly crawl.
BITSY: {enters crawling and making jabbering baby sounds) . . .

NARRATOR: {as Bitsy moves accordingly) Bitsy sees the book.

Surely anything left on the floor must be meant
for her. Why else would it be there? But wait.
Would a baby be interested in a book? You bet
she would. . . . Hey, Bitsy, pick up the book. Now
give it a good shake. Aw, it doesn’t rattle. That’s
no fun. But, look. It opens. What’s this inside?
Paper! Paper is fun for a baby. Remember Daddy’s
newspaper? You sure made a mess of that. Yes,
paper can be crumpled and torn. . . . Bitsy is
leafing through the book. What pretty pages it
has! Should she crumple them up or tear them
out? She’s thinking this over. . . .
JEREMY: {enters yelling Bitsy! Stop!
BITSY: {drops book) Wah! Wa-a-ah! Wa-a-a-a-ah!
JEREMY: Shame on you, Bitsy. That’s my library book, and

you were about to tear the pages. I know what you
did to Daddy’s newspaper yesterday. Well, you’re
not going to wreck my book. I’m taking you right
back to Mrs. Hill, {picks up Bitsy and exits, Bitsy
crying
NARRATOR: That was close, but the library book is safe for the
moment. Do you notice that it is still on the floor?
Uh-oh, someone else is coming. It’s Snookie,
Jeremy’s little brother.
SNOOKIE: {enters with crayon) Crayon. . . . Pretty crayon. . . .

Snookie draw.
NARRATOR: {as Snookie moves accordingly) Snookie loves to draw.

Someday, no doubt, he’ll be a great artist. But, of
course, he needs to practice his art. He’s looking at
the wall now, raising his crayon. But, no. He
remembers that Mrs. Hill wouldn’t like that. Mrs.
Hill was very, very unhappy the last time he drew
on the wall. She scrubbed his pretty picture away,
quite fast, before Mother and Daddy came home.
Naughty, naughty boy, she said. Walls are not for
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drawing. Paper is for drawing. . . .Ah, Snookie

sees the library book. He knows that books have
stories inside, and he likes to listen to stories
read aloud. He also knows that books have
pages, paper pages. And paper is for drawing.
Mrs. Hill said so. Snookie touches the book. He
raises his crayon. . . .
JEREMY: {enters yelling Snookie! Stop! You can’t scribble in

that book. Give it here.
SNOOKIE: {falling onto book) No, no, no. Snookie draw.
JEREMY: You’re not supposed to draw on book paper. You

use regular paper for drawing.
SNOOKIE: {crying) Wanna draw. Wanna draw.
JEREMY: All right. All right. Come with me, and I’ll give
you some drawing paper. {Both exit.)
NARRATOR: Well, that’s another close call. Jeremy has saved

his book again. But there it is, still on the floor.
. . . What possibly could happen next? . . . Aha!
I’m afraid I can guess. Jeremy has a puppy, and
here she comes now.
PUPPY: {enters) Woof! Woofl
NARRATOR: {as puppy moves accordingly) The puppy seems to be

searching for something. Just look at her, sniffing
about, here, there, everywhere. She’s probably
hoping to find something to chew. Puppies love to
chew on almost anything left lying about.
Mother’s purse. Daddy’s shoe or wallet, whatever
is handy. There are no shoes or purses handy
today. But here’s something nice. . . . {picks up
hook)
■ JEREMY: {enters) Aarrggh! That’s my library book, {grabs at

book) Let go. Let go, I say. Bad puppy. Bad, bad,
bad! {puppy andJeremy tug at book) Let go. Aarrggh!
MRS. HILL: {enters) My goodness, what’s going on here?

JEREMY: The puppy was chewing my library book.
MRS. HILL: {taking hook) Let me see. ... It seems to be all right.
JEREMY: I saved it just in time again. First Bitsy was about

to rip it apart, and then Snookie started to draw in
it, and now the puppy wants to eat it. Nothing is
safe in this house.
MRS. HILL: Tell me, Jeremy, where did Bitsy and Snookie and
the puppy find this book?
JEREMY: Right here on the floor where I put it when I . . .

Uh-oh.
MRS. HILL: I think you’ve just realized that the floor is not the
best place to keep a book. Here it is. {hands book to
Jeremy) Now, what are you going to do with it?
JEREMY: I’m going to take it upstairs and put it on my

dresser.
MRS. HILL: Good. I’m sure it will be safe there.
JEREMY: I’ll read it tonight, and tomorrow I’ll take it back

and get another one, maybe two or three, or even
more, lots more.
MRS. HILL: Don’t get more than you can carry home. You
wouldn’t want to lose one.
JEREMY: Don’t worry. After this. I’m going to take care of

all the books I borrow. And I’m starting right
now. {exits with hook)
MRS. HILL: {calling after him) You’re a good boy, Jeremy.

{exits)
NARRATOR: And from now on, Jeremy will be a good library

patron, too. When he returns that book. I’m sure
it will be the same as it was when he borrowed it.
Then, the next time you visit the library, perhaps
you will see it and want to borrow it, too.
Jeremy Borrows a Book
Production notes
PUPPETS: Since the puppy holds the book in its mouth, it

must be a mouth-action puppet. The others
should be hand-action puppets. Puppets with
foam ball heads would work well. Smaller balls
could be used for Bitsy and Snookie to indicate
their young age. Bitsy could be bald with a single
(pipe cleaner) hair.
SETTING: A prop stage is needed for the book.
PROPS: Jeremy’s book should be a reader with a familiar

title such as Green Eggs and Ham. The crayon
should be a color that will contrast with the
backdrop.
TAPING: The introductory song that Jeremy sings offstage

is to the tune of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”
There are no special sound effects needed in the
play. The recorders’ voices should suit the charac¬
ters they represent, especially with regard to age.
The narrator may be any good reader.
ACTION: The puppeteer on the left should be Jeremy and

the puppy. The puppeteer on the right should
operate the tape player and take all the other parts
in turn. Jeremy’s first entrance is from the left. All
other entrances and exits should be at the right.
TIME: 8 minutes.
234
A CLASS VISIT TO THE LIBRARY
CHARACTERS PROPS
LIBRARIAN MONEY BUCKET

ASSISTANT GLOBE POSTER
PICTURE OE EAMOUS
PERSON
LIBRARY CARD
LIBRARIAN: {enters) Hello, everyone. How are you all today? . . .

Good! . . . Welcome to my library. This is a very
special place. It’s a place I hope you’ll visit often,
because . . . well. I’ll talk about that later. . . . Now
I have a question to ask. . . . How many of you out
there are rich? {raises hand) . . .Did I see a teacher’s
hand go up? . . .Well, did you notice that / raised my
hand? . . .Yes, I am rich. I admit it, and I have a fine
assistant who will help me prove my point, {calls)
Please, would you bring out my money bucket?
ASSISTANT: {enters with bucket) Here it is.
LIBRARIAN: Now, please pour out the contents.
ASSISTANT: Okay, if you say so. {inverts bucket)
LIBRARIAN: Oh, my goodness! Nothing came out of the

bucket. It was empty, {talks to Assistant) You
might as well take this empty bucket away.
{Assistant exits with bucket.) . . .All right, so I don’t
have a bucket of money, but I don’t need to be a
millionaire to be rich and to do some things that
millionaires do. ... I have traveled far and wide.
Just ask my assistant. . . .
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236 Puppet Plays
ASSISTANT: {enters with globe poster) Yes, indeed, all over the
world, {exits with poster) . . .
LIBRARIAN: And I have met all sorts of famous people, some

from the long-ago past. . . .
ASSISTANT; {enters with picture of famous person) Here’s someone

everyone will recognize, {exits with picture) . . .
LIBRARIAN: How did I manage this without having a bucket¬

ful of money? . . . I’ll tell you a secret. I have a key
to a treasure house. That treasure house is this
library, and the key that opens the door to the
treasure house is my library card. Some of you may
already have a library card, so you know what I
mean. Now, I have some things to say to those of
you who don’t have one. {calls) Assistant, would
you please bring my card out here to show the
boys and girls?
ASSISTANT: {enters with library card) Here it is, the official card
of the Public Library.
LIBRARIAN: But this particular card belongs to me, and I alone

must use it.
ASSISTANT: Since I’m a friend of yours, would you let me use

it, if I left my library card at home?
LIBRARIAN: Would I let you use my credit card if you left your
credit card at home?
ASSISTANT: No, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t lend me your

credit card.
LIBRARIAN: Well, my library card is just like a credit card. If

I let you use it to borrow books, and you forgot to
bring those books back, the library would blame
me. I want to keep my record clear, so no one else
is going to use this card.
ASSISTANT: That’s something everyone should remember.
LIBRARIAN: Now, I would like to introduce someone who is

going to tell you how you can get your own library
card. I’ll be back later.
{The children’s librarian or some other well-informed

person on the library staff should explain the procedure
for obtaining a library card and perhaps dispense
application forms. Library rules, open hours, loan
periods, types of materials available, etc. should he
discussed here and questions answered.)
LIBRARIAN: {enters') Now you know all about this special place,
this treasure house open to everyone who has a key,
this gold mine available to anyone who will dig.
... A while ago I said that I hope you will visit the
library often. I think that going to the library
should be included as part of every person’s way of
life, something that is done regularly. Most people
visit the grocery store every week, sometimes more.
A trip to the supermarket provides food for the
body. Well, a trip to the library provides food for
the mind. . . . Maybe you’d like to know how to do
magic tricks, how to make a kite, how to cook a
Chinese dinner. If so, come to the library. . . . Maybe
you’d like to meet Martin Luther King, Princess
Diana, or Cleopatra, if so, come to the library. You
won’t meet them in person, but if you read a
biography, you’ll feel as if you know them. . . .
Maybe you’d like to know more about dinosaurs or
trains or space travel. If so, come to the library. . . .
And I haven’t even mentioned the shelves of picture
books, fairy tales, and fiction of all kinds, things you
read for the fiin of it. You’ll find stories of every
kind here at the library, this wonderful treasure
house that’s open to all. ... I think I’ve remembered
everything I meant to say. {calls offstage) Assistant,
can you think of anything else?
ASSISTANT: {enters) You might mention that the price of

admission is right.
LIBRARIAN: Oh, I’m glad you thought of that. Boys and girls,
as long as you take good care of the books you
238 Puppet Plays
borrow and bring them back on time, the library

is absolutely free. Not many of the good things in
life are free, but the library is. Talk about the price
being right! {turns to Assistant) Now, I think we’ve
covered everything, haven’t we?
ASSISTANT: {nods) Yes, I can’t think of another thing to add. If

the kids have any questions, they can ask someone
who works here.
LIBRARIAN: Thank you very much, girls and boys. I’ve enjoyed
talking to you, and I hope to see you back here
very soon, {exits)
ASSISTANT: And often, too. {bows and exits waving

A CLASS VISIT TO THE LIBRARY
Production notes
PUPPETS: The librarian puppet can be either hand- or

mouth-action. The assistant must be hand-action
in order to maneuver the props. Since gender is
not mentioned, they can be either male or female
in appearance.
PROPS: The plastic top from an aerosol spray can will

work as a money bucket. The globe poster should
be a cardboard disk, painted to resemble the
world, and glued to an ice cream stick axis for the
assistant to hold. The picture of a famous person
should be someone (such as Abraham Lincoln)
whom everyone will recognize and should be
mounted on cardboard. It, too, can be glued
signlike to an ice cream stick. The library card
should be an official example.
TAPING: The voices should be male or female in accordance

with the puppets used. The librarian should sound
older than the assistant. The most important
thing to remember is to allow enough time during
the pauses for the various props to be brought
onstage, displayed briefly, and removed. Since this
is a generic piece, suitable for any public library,
the script calls for the taping to be interrupted so
that specific information can be included in the
program. While this could be prerecorded as a
puppet speech and incorporated into the play, the
appearance of an actual person who can dispense
forms, answer questions, etc., is advised, after
which the play can continue.
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240 Puppet Plays
ACTION: One puppeteer (either) should be the librarian,

and the other should work the tape player and take
the assistant’s role. The librarian should stay at
center stage and make entrances and exits on the
same side that the assistant does. The assistant,
who is required to make brief appearances holding
different props, should stay to one side. Rather
than turning to exit, the puppet can simply back
off the stage.
TIME: 6 minutes. Allow extra time for the insertion of

specific library information.
BUYING PUPPETS
Puppet manufacturers and/or stores are listed in the yellow pages

of many phone books, especially in large market areas. Toy stores
often sell puppets or can suggest places where they might be
purchased. The following companies responded to a letter with
regard to buying manufactured puppets:
ENCHANTED FOREST, 85 Mercer Street, New York, NY 10012. A

variety of animal puppets. Order by mail or by phone, toll-free 1-800-
456-4449 between 11 A.M. and 7 P.M. Catalog available. Customers are
invited to visit the store to be shown around.
FOLKMANIS, INC., 1219 Park Ave., Emeryville, CA 94608. Wholesale

catalog available to schools and nonprofit organizations.
HUGGABLE HAND PUPPETS, P.O. Box 98054, Raleigh, NC 27624-

8054. Tel. or Fax 919-790-7091. Catalog for 150 animal, character, and
fantasy character puppets sent upon request. Most orders shipped within
10 days; special orders may take longer.
MANATEE TOY COMPANY, 131 Beach Ln., Crystal Lane, FL 32629-

Has a lovely manatee puppet.
MARY MEYER CORPORATION, Rte. 30, P.O. Box 275, Townshend,

VT 05353. Sell wholesale to schools, etc., with a minimum purchase of
$50.
MR. ANDERSON’S COMPANY, 301 Nippersink Dr., McHenry, IL

60050. Sell only to schools and public libraries.
NANCY RENFRO STUDIOS, P.O. Box 164226, Austin, TX 78716.

Accept MC/VISA phone orders at 1-800-933-5512. Other calls, 512-
327-9588. Call or write for free catalog.
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242 Puppet Plays
PUPPET ON THE PIER, Pier 39, Space H-4, San Erancisco, CA 94133.
Catalog available. 20% discount to public libraries and schools. Call toll
free 1-800-443-4463.
PUPPET SOURCE, Langtry Publications,7838 Burnet Ave., Van Nuys,

CA 91405-1051. Orders can be faxed or sent by mail; no phone orders.
Sell exclusively to libraries and schools. Orders must be accompanied by
a purchase order or written on library stationery and signed by an
authorized person. Individual orders must enclose a check or money
order. More than 100 holiday, animal, and people puppets available.
SPECIAL EEEECTS, 925 Amboy Ave., Perth Amboy, NJ 08861.
STAR MERCHANDISE COMPANY, INC., P.O. Box 3609, Thousand

Oaks, CA 91359. Minimum order $25. No C.O.D.
THE VELVET STABLE, INC., P.O. Box 148, Glastonbury, CT 06033.

Inspired by actual living animals and constructed out of the finest
materials.
Eor further information on where to buy puppets, write to: TOY MANU-
EACTURERS OE AMERICA, 200 Fifth Ave., New York, NY 10010.
RECOMMENDED READING
Baird, Bil. The Art of the Puppet. New York: Macmillan, 1965.
Cole, Nancy H. Puppet Theater in Performance. New York: William Morrow

and Company, Inc., 1978.
Currell, David. The Complete Book of Puppet Theatre. Totowa, New Jersey:
Barnes & Noble Books, 1985.
-. The Complete Book of Puppetry. Boston: Plays, Inc., 1975.
Engler, Larry and Carol Fijan. Making Puppets Come Alive. New York:
Taplinger Publishing Co., 1973.
Fijan, Carol and Frank Ballard. Directing Puppet Theatre. San Jose, California:
Resource Publications, Inc., 1989.
Flower, Cedric and Alan Fortney. Puppets: Methods and Materials. Worcester,
Massachusetts: Davis Publications, 1983.
Freericks, Mary with Joyce Segal. Creative Puppetry in the Classroom. Roway-
ton, Connecticut: New Plays Books, 1979.
McLaren, Esme. Making Glove Puppets. Boston: Plays, Inc., 1973.
MacLenna, Jennifer. Simple Puppets You Can Make. New York: Sterling
Publishing Co., 1988.
Renfro, Nancy. A Puppet Corner in Every Library. Austin, Texas: Nancy

Renfro Studios, 1978.
-. Puppet Shows Made Easy! Austin, Texas: Nancy Renfro Studios,

1984.
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Ross, Laura. Hand Puppets: How to Make and Use Them. New York: Lothrop,
Lee & Shepard, 1969.
(also in paperback—New York: Dover, 1989)
Roth, Charlene Davis. The Art of Making Puppets and Marionettes. Radnor,
Pennsylvania: Chilton Book Company, 1975.
Tichenor, Tom. Tom Tichenor’s Puppets. Nashville, Tennessee: Abingdon

Press, 1971.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
PHYLLIS NOE PFLOMM attended Stephens College and is a

graduate of Barnard College. She has worked at specialized and
public libraries in New York and is currently a children’s librarian in
the Dayton & Montgomery County Public Library system in Dayton,
Ohio. She is the author of a collection of drawing stories, Chalk in
Hand: The Draw and Tell Book (Scarecrow Press, 1986).
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GENERAL PRODUCTION NOTES

PLAYS FOR SEASONS AND HOLIDAYS

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PIECES

JUST FOR LIBRARIES

BUYING PUPPETS 241

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Puppetry predates written history. In various forms, puppets have

Shadow puppets are flat, jointed figures operated from below by

Audience age should be the first consideration when planning a

Children enjoy meeting the puppets after a show.

Neighborhood children enjoy a puppet show at the Northmont Branch Library in

a slightly longer program. Some of the plays are geared to this

With several exceptions all of the puppets in the following plays

STAGE: A hand puppet stage can take many forms. It can be as

PROP STAGE: Some plays require props to be set down, so some

Setup behind the scenes at the Ft. McKinley Branch Library.

In fact, something proportionately a bit too large will be more visible

In the past, puppet plays were memorized, and puppeteers spoke

RECORDING: Once the above preliminaries have been observed, it

REHEARSAL: While having a play on tape frees puppeteers from

Bryan and Susie meet the Flyswatter in “Litterbugs. ”

hand-action puppet is an animal, it may be held in a forward

MOLLY PAPER HEART

MOLLY: {enters with paper heart. . . addresses audience) This is

are chocolate. So this is a valentine bouquet of

CHIP; {enters) Hey, Molly, wait up.

MOLLY: Oh, hi. Chip.

CHIP: What’s that you have?

MOLLY: It’s a present for my mother for Valentine’s Day.

CHIP: A bunch of lollipops? That’s weird.

MOLLY; What do you mean, weird? This is a bouquet of

CHIP: Yum, yum, that does sound special. I sure wish I

CHIP; Yes, I’d really like to give my Mom a nice present

CHIP: My mom really loves chocolate.

CHIP; {sadly) Yes, even just one milk chocolate pop

MOLLY: Well, Chip, they have lots of these left at the

MOLLY; Is there any reason why you can’t go down there

CHIP: Uh-huh. The best reason in the world.

MOLLY: Oh, I know why. You don’t have any money.

CHIP: You are a very smart person, Molly, besides being

MOLLY: Why, thank you.

CHIP: You are very, very smart.

CHIP: And my very, very, very best friend.

CHIP: Thank you, thank you, thank you. You’re a

MOLLY: You’re welcome. I think I’m a really-truly sucker,

CHIP: I will. Thanks again, Molly. Good-bye. {exits)

MOLLY: Well, I have four milk chocolate pops left, and

CORKY: {enters sobbing) Waahh. . . . Waahh. . . .

MOLLY: Why, Corky, what’s the matter? Why are you

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