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What the hell are you doing? I thought you said this guy was
heading south?
Nothing gets past me. Look at that. Come on, come on.
Yes, sir.
Glut.
Huh, thanks.
Yeah.
Great. No problem.
"Leading cause of anxiety." Six letters. Ends in S.
Gibbs.
Yeah.
Same thing.
Hmm.
Hmm?
Stop. Okay.
McGee. Um, yes, sir. I'm sorry I, I can't hear you. How long?
Okay. We're on it. All right. Dance party's over. There's been
a robbery.
Where?
North Carolina.
Okay.
Gibbs!
Tobias.
They said that you were taking a few days off. Acting
director? Yikes. I figured you'd come up here to get away
from it all.
I did.
Or you.
That's Phil.
Phil.
Phil Brooks.
Phil is good.
Phil is good.
None too soon, your plane just touched down. Flight was
headed for Southcom in Peru.
If your robber's on this plane, it was not with the help of Navy
personnel. I guarantee that.
Look, Agent McGee, unless you have proof that your robber
was on this plane--
No peanuts or oxygen.
But survivable.
Well, finger folly aside, three out of four wheel well stowaways
die mid-air.
Which leaves us with two options, either our guy fell out with
no parachute, and we're looking for a dead pancake...
Police never got a good look at the robber. And the car was
stolen.
Fingerprints.
Fishlord Two Thousand came out two years ago. But it didn't
have GPS capabilities or social media app support. This
model does. Because this is the Fishlord Three Thousand.
Spared no expense.
Why?
No, I got that. It's the stuff about Twitter and expensive fish
finders where I get lost.
Too late.
What?
Yeah.
No!
Yes.
It's just that if you were really friends, you'd know that Gibbs
hates electronics in the cabin. Especially hunting aids. And
don't get me started on phones.
No. No, no, no, no, no, that wasn't for pleasure, Gibbs.
Hello?
Your ground crew. They might've seen something.
Wait, you think this guy risked his life for better skin?
(groans)
Define 'groupies.'
Jimmy. Fingerprint.
It will be now.
By who?
Yeah.
No. That is not the reason for the smiles. I found our robber!
I mean, kind of, kind of. The general area. Okay.
Yeah, and still too big to cover on foot. But we can alert park
rangers and set up roadblocks. Right, McGee?
Yes.
No.
Hey, boss.
Gibbs, the chances you finding this guy are a million to one.
Yes.
Hmm.
Ah!
Hey, Gibbs!
Road blocks?
State Police have been notified. But are you sure he didn't
wanna wait for the Forestry Service?
FBI is here.
Do you think the FBI knows this case deals with stolen federal
money and crosses state lines?
Safe bet.
Such as?
I win! I made it to the top of the ridge first. Phil wasn't even
close.
You're right. You could see the whole valley from up there. I
saw some fabric caught in a tree a couple of miles due east.
I'm built for comfort not speed. He told you about the
parachute?
Yeah.
Hey, put that back. We may need it if I run out of protein bars.
Of what?
Izzy.
Take a bus tour.
Like a tourist?
You'll see all the landmarks and then you're gonna learn how
to use those to, uh, to navigate.
You were not kidding. I'm not here to take over the case.
You were not able to access his info because he's part of the
Federal Witness Protection Program.
Is this it?
Am I missing something?
No. It just seems that you could've told us this over the phone
or maybe emailed the file.
Izzy?
Three thousand miles and trouble still finds me, how about
that?
I wanted to surprise you! I've only been in town for two weeks.
I was starting to get a little bored. So, I just thought this would
be like old times. You know, minus, hmm, the good beaches.
We had fun.
Had.
Please.
Look, I'm sorry that you got your heart broken, but I won, fair
and square.
My God.
Shut up. Just give her the file, give her the file.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Again? Hey, do you actually like hanging out with old 'raisin
bladder'?
Come on.
No! My leg.
Our robber must've lost it during the jump. (panting) You, Zero.
Me, three hundred and fifty thousand.
I got it.
Spare no expense.
Give me that thing.
Yeah.
Give me this.
All right.
Boy.
What?
Here we go.
Slow down. .
'Bodhi.' That's the guy that Agent Sloane and Agent Monet
have been fighting over.
Why?
Or just a surfer.
Yup.
Or me, apparently.
In many ways.
Hey, I thought Izzy said that she was the Case Agent?
Coyotes?
Gibbs, I...
That's funny. Are you gonna grill me about our bet on Bodhi?
Then why don't you stop lying. You haven't been on this case
since the beginning. You were only assigned this morning
after NCIS got involved.
Please press.
And?
And what you don't know, what nobody else knows is that a
former FBI agent might have helped him do it.
Who?
I'll be damned. This is the parachute that I saw from the ridge!
I am back on the board, baby.
Missing a finger.
Tobias? Dammit.
Call Gibbs.
No.
Phil! Phil!
It was self-defense.
We both told that lie. Stop, stop trying to close the distance!
You a cop?
I know there's no going back. Don't even think about it. Okay.
The only way now is forward. The money.
Money first.
First time I agree with Phil. If there's no going back, she'll just
shoot us all.
Gibbs is Gibbs.
Anna Jenlowe.
Thank God.
She's had a pilot's license for twenty years. And her father
was in the Air Force.
Amazing what you learn when the FBI's not holding back.
So I'm running a
Turns out, I was right, but this time, she is not sneaking.
Ronda Popovich.
Yeah. , better make it the FAA. That flight took off six minutes
ago. Hey, Nick.
Kasie.
Gibbs!
It's a fake ID. She bought a ticket, but I need to confirm she
actually made the flight.
McGee! McGee!
What's wrong?
Wait, what?
Yeah, okay.
Excuse me?
Yes. And so am I.
Let go.
Spared no expense.
Yeah. I hear they added GPS and social media to that new
model.
It was worth a try. Uh, I'm the new agent in town, I wanted to
score some points.
Right.
Yeah, we did.
We still could. And here's that photo of Bodhi you were asking
about, Nick.
What?
You want the ultimate, Nick, you got to be willing to pay the
ultimate price.
Save it. We have arrest reports to fill out, and I wanna get 'em
done before Gibbs gets back from his last two days' leave.
This is special. Just three men realizing they need each other.
Phil, why you got to say something stupid like that for.