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ABC party: “Anything but clothes” theme party in which guests can come naked or
draped in non-traditional coverups, such as duct tape, boxes, newspaper…

ABC Sex: In a long-term relationship when a couple only has sex on anniversaries,
birthdays, and Christmas.

Ablutophilia: Fetish for baths or showers that usually centers around a naked
person lathering themselves up.

ABR: "Adult breast feeding." The abbreviation is mainly used in the fetish world
and infetish porn.

Accident: A pregnancy that was not planned by at least one member of a couple.

Acomoclitic: A fetish for hairless genitals. Similar to: gynelophilous, hirsutophilia,

hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia.

Acorn: 1. The head of a penis. 2. A small penis.

Acrophilia: A fetish for having sex in high places such as on mountains or rooftops.
Some members of the mile high club have this fetish.

Acrotomophilia: A fetish for amputees and their shortened limbs.

Acucullophilia: A fetish, or preference, for circumcised men.

Acousticophilia: A fetish involving sounds. This can include such things as being
aroused by music or a partner's moaning.

Actirasty: A fetish for sun exposure. This is often a fetish of tanorexics, fans of
outdoor sex, or those who only date really tan people.

Adolescentilism: A fetish for acting, dressing, or being treated like an adolescent.

Adult Book/Toy Store: Sex shop.

Aftermath: Postcoital cuddling.

Agalmatophilia: A fetish for a human-like doll, mannequin, or statue. This does not
include the use of sex dolls merely as surrogates for real partners. Similar to
pygmalionism.
Age Play: A type of fetishistic role-playing in which people pretend to be
substantially older or younger than they are. Includes fetishes like adolescentilism
and infantilism.

Agnosexual: A person who has yet to decide on how to categorize his sexuality.

Agonophiliac: A fetish for violence or fighting as foreplay. Men with this fetish are
often fans of pornographic scenes that feature wrestling or rough sex.

Agoraphilia: A fetish for sex in public places. People with this fetish are often
exhibitionists or people who get aroused by the thrill of potentially getting caught.

Agrexophilia: A fetish for having other people know about your sexual activities.
This can include people with agoraphilia, those who like to have loud sex,
exhibitionists, people who like to put their homemade sex tapes online, or those who
simply like to brag about their conquests.

Air Inflation: One of the most common types of inflation fetish. This usually
involves the fantasy of inflating a person with a bicycle pump to a comically large
size. Some practitioner of this fetish enjoy pumping air into their partner's anus to
create a bulging belly and a feeling of fullness, though this practice is not without
risk.

Airplane Blonde: A woman who dyes her hair blonde but who still has a “black
box.”

Airtight: When a woman is simultaneously penetrated by penises in her mouth,

vagina, and anus.

Alarm Clock: A partner who wakes you up for morning sex.

Algolagnia: A fetish for pain.

Allorgasmia: A fetish for fantasizing about someone other than your current
partner. A common fetish among married couples.

Allotriorasty: A fetish for sex partners of another race, ethnicity, or nationality.

This is common among women who are attracted to accents. This fetish is likely
connected to the need to keep a community's gene pool diverse.

Alpha Male: A dominant male. A leader of a group of males who generally has first
choice when it comes to selecting potential mates from a group of females. In
younger males, dominance is often related to physical dominance or an aggressive
personality. In older men, dominance is expressed in terms of wealth, power, and
control. Synonyms: big dicker, stud

Alphmegamia: A fetish for older men. This is a common fetish among women as
mate selection for females is less impacted by the age of a potential mate than by
his status.

Alprostadil: A vasodilator used to treat erectile dysfunction.

Altocalciphilia: A fetish for high heels. Common among those with a foot fetish.
Synonyms: retifism.

Alvinolagnia A fetish for stomachs. Likely linked to the importance of wide hips
when it comes to natural childbirth. Synonyms: partialism.

Amaurophilia: A fetish for not being seen during sex. This usually involves turning
off the lights or blindfolding a partner. Some peeping toms and fans of glory holes
have this fetish.

Ambisextrous: A person for whom the term “bisexual” is too constricting.

Synonyms: agnosexual, happy shopper, trisexual.

Anaclitism: An erotic fixation on the objects one was exposed to as an infant, such
as anal thermometers, bibs, bottles, pacifiers. Similar to: autonepiophilia,
infantilism.

Anal Beads: A class of sex toy consisting of balls of various size strung together on
a string or a flexible rod. Pleasure is not as much derived from the insertion of these
beads, as from their extraction. Despite how tempting it may be, anal beads should
not be ripped out with the same enthusiasm with which one yanks the cord of a
lawnmower. Synonyms: Chinese/Oriental love beads, string of pearls, siamese
strings.

Anal Bleaching: A cosmetic procedure in which chemicals or lasers are used to

lighten the darker skin around the anus in order to make it match the lighter skin of
the buttock. The process originated with female porn performers before seeping into
mainstream populations in the early 2000s with the rise of free, online porn.

Analingus: Oral sex performed on the anus. Synonyms: ass blow, blow some ass,
clean the kitchen, lick the fudge bowl, lick the jar/bowl clean, rim job, rimming, suck
asshole, sugar bowl pie, toss the salad,
Anal Sex: ass fuck, ass sex, brown holing, bugger, bum fuck, butt bang, butt fuck,
corn holing, digging a ditch, dipping a finger in the fudge, DNA (dick in ass), fishing
for mudfish, fourth base, fudge packing, going down the dirt road, Greeking, hump
the dump, lube the tube, making pound cake, packing fudge, pack the poop chute,
painal, plan B, popping it in the toaster, pumper in the dumper, pushing shit up hill,
ram job, ream, rectify, rump raid, saddle up, shit fuck, stir fudge, third way,
traveling the Hershey Highway, using the servant's entrance...

Anal/Ass Sphincter: Two muscles consisting of an outer and inner sphincter that
keep the anus closed. These are the muscles that must be relaxed during anal sex.
These are also the muscles that must be surgically repaired after extreme anal play.

Anaphrodisiac: A substance that reduces one's sexual appetite. The opposite of an

aphrodisiac.

Anasteemaphilia: A fetish for partners who are much shorter or taller.

Anchor Baby: The child born in the US to immigrant parents who hope the child's
American status will help win them citizenship. The term can also refer to a
pregnancy that anchors a couple together, or guarantees one of the parents a
substantial child support payment each month.

Androgynous: Characterized by both male and female attributes. Sexless.

Androidism: A fetish for humanoid robots. Similar to agalmatophilia and

Pygmalionism.

Andromimetophilia: When a woman is sexually aroused by dressing, acting, or

being treated like a man.

Angry Dragon: An absurd sex act in which you smack the back of your sex
partner’s head right after ejaculating in her mouth. This causes semen to erupt from
her nostrils while she roars like a irate, fire-breathing monster.

Angry Pirate: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate in your sex partner’s eye
then kick her in the shin. This causes her to hobble around on one leg with one eye
covered while grunting and cursing like a sailor.

Animism: A belief that objects or animals have spirits and that humans can connect
with these spirits, often in sexual ways. Synonyms: objectiphile, objectum sexual
Anophelorastia: A fetish for ravaging a partner. People with this fetish are often
fans of extremely rough porn.

Anorgasmic: A sexual dysfunction in which a person cannot reach sexual climax.

More common in females.

Antholagnia: A fetish for the scent or sight of flowers.

Aphephilia: A fetish for human touch.

Apistia: Married and unfaithful. Origins: The Greek New Testament.

Apolaustic: One who is devoted to enjoyment or pleasure. Hedonistic.

Apotemnophilia: A fetish for having your own limbs amputated.

Aquaophilia: A fetish for water that goes far beyond enjoying sex on the beach or
in a hot tub.

Arabian Goggles: When testicles are draped over someone's eyes.

Archnephilia: A fetish for spiders.

Areola: The pigmented ring of skin surrounding the nipple’s raised center.

Arm Candy: A person who is dated for her superficial beauty as opposed to her
substance. Arm candy is most often a status symbol employed by older bachelors to
demonstrate their prowess.

Around the World: When the woman spins 360 degrees atop her partner while
maintaining penetration. Ideally this is performed in one motion.

Arousal: Sexual excitment

Asiaphile: A fetish for Asians.

ASLs: “Anus shaped lips,” or "ass sucking lips." Lips that resemble the puckered
skin of an asshole. Similar to DSLs.

Asphyxiophilia: A fetish for being suffocated or choked.

Ass:

1. arse, backend, backside, backyard, behind, booty, bottom, bum, bumper, buns,
butt, buttocks, caboose, can, candy apples, cheeks, culo, derriere, fanny, junk in the
trunk, heinie, hindquarters, moon, keister, posterior, rear, rear end, rump, stern,
seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, trunk, tush, yeasty buns...

2. An idiot who is not quite as offensive as an asshole.

3. Sex. Usage: "to get some ass."

Ass Bandit/Pirate: A man who coerces other men, particularly heterosexual men,
into having anal sex.

Ass Banger/Jabber: A gay man.

Asshole:

1. a hole, arsehole, back burner, backdoor, backdoor trumpet, balloon knot, black
hole, blind eye, brown eye, bungalow, bunghole, butt hole, button, chocolate
speedway/starfish, corn hole, dingus, dirt pipe/road, dugout, duster, fudge factory,
fudge tunnel, Grand Canyon, Hershey highway, hole a, leather Cheerio, man pussy,
nature's birth control, plan b, poop chute, pooper, port hole, pucker, round eye,
rusty bullet hole, servant's entrance, shit hole/pipe, shitter, skunk hole, slot B,
spunk bucket, starfish, stank tank, stink, stink hole, tailpipe, Whale Eye, windmill,
windward passage, zero, ...

2. A person who metaphorically shits on others.

Ass Job: When a man rubs his penis between a set of ass cheeks. Like titty fucking,
but with an ass and no penetration. Synonyms: cock dog, frottage, outercourse, the
Princeton Rub, The Cardinal George.

Ass Licker, Ass Muncher: 1. One who enjoys giving analingus. 2. A kiss ass.

Ass Play: Any type of sexual activity involving the ass.

Ass Quake: 1. A bouncing ass substantial enough to shake the floor. Often used to
praise a thick dancer's skills. 2. Vigorous sex that shakes the bed, the floor, and/or
the walls. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.

Ass State: An estate of ass. A piece of property paid for by sex appeal. Often refer's
to the home of a model, stripper, or porn star. Origins: Big Sean in the song,
“Mercy.”
Ass Tray: An ass large enough to serve as a tray for rolling weed or snorting lines
of cocaine. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy.”

Ass-to-Ass: When two people simultaneously penetrate each other’s asses, usually
with a double-sided dildo. Origins: The act was made famous when performed by
Jennifer Connelly’s character In Requiem for a Dream.

Ass-to-Mouth, ATM: When a phallus transitions directly from anal to oral sex.

Asstronaut, Arstronaut: The first person to have anal sex with an anal virgin.

Asthenolagnia: A fetish for weakness or being humiliated.

Aunt: Madame who runs a brothel. Synonym: pimp

Australian Kiss: Like a French kiss but performed down-under.

Autagonistophilia: A fetish for having others spy on you, particularly while naked
or engaging in sexual acts. As opposed to exhibitionists who get off on exposing
themselves to unsuspecting victims, a person with this fetish creates situations in
which other people may see her naked, like sun bathing nude or changing in front
of an open window.

Autassassinophilia: A fetish for coming close to death, particularly during sex.

Autoandrophilia: A fetish for women who dress, behave, or look like men.

Autoerotic: Masturbation.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation: Choking yourself while masturbating to achieve a

more intense orgasm. This often involves the use of belts or ropes. People who
have died from this form of masturbation include, kung-fu master David Carradine
and INXS rocker Michael Hutchence.

Auto-Fellatio: When a man performs oral sex on himself. This requires a large
penis, extreme flexibility, or a combination of both. Ron Jeremy notoriously
performed auto-fellatio in a few 1970s pornos.

Autogynephilia: A fetish in which a man derives sexual pleasure from imagining

himself as a woman. This is a common fetish for cross dressers. Origins: coined by
Ray Blanchard.
Autonepiophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an infant.
Synonym: anaclitism, infantilism.

Avisodomy: A form of bestiality involving sex with a bird.

Axillism: A fetish for armpits.

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Babe: An attractive woman. Also a cute pig that is clever enough to pass as
attractive.

Baby Daddy/Momma: The unwed parent of a bastard.

Bachelor's Tuxedo: Condom.

Backdoor Man: 1. A secret lover who sneaks in the backdoor to avoid detection. 2.
A man who prefers anal sex. 3. A gay man.

Backseat Driver: A top who tells the bottom what to do sexually while penetrating
the bottom from behind.

Bacon Strips: 1. A meaty vagina, characterized by a loose labia minora that

appears stretched out from excessive use. 2. Shit stains left on underwear.
Synonyms: beef curtains.

Bacterial Vaginosis, BV: The vaginal version of halitosis, caused by an imbalance

of the growth of harmful bacteria versus protective bacteria in the vagina. The
condition is characterized by a thin, milky discharge with a fishy odor that can result
from having a new sex partner, having multiple sex partners, stress, douching, and
using an intrauterine device (IUD). While not considered an STD, it does spread like
one between women.

Ball Buster: A person who metaphorically pounds your balls with unnecessary
nagging, teasing, joking, or harassing.

Ball Busting: A fetishistic act in which a man enjoys being kicked, kneed, or
otherwise pounded in the balls. In its extreme form, some men get their balls busted
by hammers, high heels, or paddles. Some straight men with this fetish prefer to get
their balls busted by other straight men because it is more humiliating or because
they think men can deliver more force. Synonyms: tamakeri.

Ball Gag, Gag: A mouth gag in which a ball-like object is tied into a person's mouth
to prevent them from speaking or screaming. Many ball gags come with a hole in the
center to facilitate breathing. A common sex toy in BDSM play.

Ball Game: A sport in which men try to trick others into looking at their exposed
scrotum, which is often manipulated to appear in a variety of shapes. Common ball
game moves include, the bat wing and the goat. Origins: The movie Waiting.

Balling on a Budget: A high art in which a man seduces women without the aide of
a healthy bank account.

Balloon Knot: An asshole, as it resembles the clinched rubber around a balloon’s

knot.

Balls Deep: Fully committed, as when a man penetrates an orifice as far as he can
go. Antonym: just the tip.

Balls Out: To fully commit and exert tremendous energy to complete a task.

Banana Hammock: Any type of flashy underpants that accentuate a man's bulge.
Synonyms: bikini briefs, Brazilian briefs, fruit cup, grape smuggler, jock strap, nut
huggers, plume smugglers, Speedo...

Banging the Bongos: Spanking a partner's butt cheeks like a set of bongos during
doggie style sex.

Bareback: Risky sex without a condom. Synonyms: apache,

Bareback Rodeo: An orgy in which no one wears condoms. A great way to

permanently impair your health.

]Barely Legal: A sex partner who is just over the legal age of consent. Also, a
popular category in porn.

Barnacles: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person's asshole.

Synonyms: chuffnuts, dingle berries, klingons 2. An overzealous snuggler.

Barse: Perineum. The space between the genitals and the asshole.
Bathroom Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses to let the sub
urinate and/or defecate. Urination denial is popular as a few sexual nerves can be
activated due to the pressure of a full bladder.

Bathykolpian: Deep-bosomed. Origins: From the ancient Greek words bathus,

“deep,” and kolpos, “bosom.”

Batting for Both Sides: Bisexual. Synonyms: switch hitter.

Batting for the Other Side/team: Homosexual.

Bat Wing: When a man stretches his scrotum out to resemble a bat's wing. A
common move in the ball game.

Basket Weaving: When a man rearranges his genitals in attempt to make them fit
more comfortably in a snug garment.

Bastard: 1. A child that is born out of wedlock or who is abandoned by at least one
parent. 2. An offensive person.

BBBJ: “Bareback blow job.”

BBC: “Big black cock.” Used in personal ads and in porn.

BBW: “Big, beautiful woman.” Used in personal ads as a euphemism for fat.

BDSM: “Bondage, discipline, and sado-masochism.” A catchall term for fetish play.

Bear: A gay man who is large, hairy, and often as cuddly as a teddy bear.

Beard: A female companion who is used to conceal a man's homosexuality.

Beardo: A bearded weirdo.

Beat the Rug: Sex.

Bedfellow, Bedmate: One who shares a bed, though not necessarily in a sexual
context.

Beef Bayonet/Hammer/Stick: Penis.

Beef Curtains: Droopy or hanging labia minora. Synonyms: bacon strips.

Beer Goggles: An alcohol-induced point of view, in which everyone appears more
attractive. Among other things, alcohol impairs one's ability to judge the symmetry
of a face, which plays an important role in attraction as a symmetrical face conveys
superior genetics. Similar: queer goggles.

Bee Stings: Small breasts. Synonym: mosquito bites.

Bell: The head of the penis.

Belonephilia: A fetish for sharp objects such as knifes, needles, or razors.

Bezness Boys: Male prostitutes in Maraco who hang around the beaches and
service Western tourists. Synonyms: gigolo, himbo, man whore, midnight cowboy.

BFP: “Bound for pleasure.” A BDSM term.

Biastophilia: A sexual disorder in which arousal is derived from the thought or act
of assaulting another, often in a sexual manner.

Bisecting the Triangle: Sex.

Bisexual: A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes. Synonyms: gay guy,
happy shopper, playing for both sides/teams, switch hitter.

Bishop: A penis, particularly one belonging to a man who believes in the virtues of
abstinence.

Bitch: A woman who is promiscuous, but not with you.

Bitch Slap: A slap, particularly one delivered to a hysterical man or woman.

Synonyms: pimp slap.

Bitch Tits: A man’s chest that resembles that of an ugly woman’s. Often a result of
obesity, steroids, a hormonal imbalance, or Klinefelter's Syndrome. Synonymy: man
boobs, moobs.

Bleed: To menstruate.

Blessing: An allegedly accidental pregnancy that a woman decides to keep because,

in addition to filling her with your devil seed, your penis also inspired her to find
religion.

Bloody Vagina Belch: A queef while a woman is on her period.

Blow Job, Blowie, BJ: Fellatio.

Blue Balls: An irritable psychological state achieved when a man is aroused for an
extended period of time without reaching an orgasm. Despite what some adolescent
males believe, your balls do not actually turn blue.

Blue Waffle: A blue tinted and infected vagina, made popular by asshole friends
convincing their buddies to google the term.

Blumpkin: Fellatio performed while a man is defecating. Often used in fetish play
as a form of degradation.

Body Inflation: Being sexually aroused by the fantasy of physically expanding

yourself, or others. This fetish often involves wearing inflation devices under your
clothes or fat suits.

Boi: Often used in both lesbian and bdsm culture to denote a boyish but female-
bodied person. Sometimes also refers to young gay men.

Bombshell, Blonde Bombshell: Before the term "sex symbol" was popularized,
bombshell referred to sexual icons of American pop culture in the mid to late 1900s.
Such women were often characterized as having hourglass figures, pronounced
curves, large breasts, and the early ones were typically blonde. Ex: Marilyn Monroe
is the quintessential Blonde Bombshell. Synonyms: Pin-up girl.

Bondage: Fetish play in which a submissive partner is physically restrained.

Bondage Babe: A woman dressed in fetish gear, including latex, fishnets, collars,
or PVC. Often refers to a woman who is more into fetish as a fashion than a lifestyle,
or a fetish model who only participates in fetishistic acts for pay.

Boner: Erection.

Booty Call: 1. Calling a fuck buddy for sex. Often occurs when the bars close and
you have not found anyone else willing to have sex with you. 2. Your fuck buddy.

Bosom: Boobs.

Bosom Buddy: Friends who are so close that it is as though they breast-fed from
the same woman. The phrase commonly refers to heterosexual male friends who are
often mistaken for a homosexual couple.
Bottom: 1. A sex partner who is submissive to a dominant partner or who is
penetrated by the top. 2. Ass.

Bottom Bitch/Girl: A pimp’s number one prostitute. Also, the one who lures other
women into the lifestyle.

Bottom Space: The mental space of a submissive partner in fetish play.

Bottom Surgery,: Sexual-reasignment surgery, SRS, that involves the reconstruct

of a person's genitals to more accurately reflex the genitals of the sex they identify
with. This is different from top surgery, which is only the conversion of a
transsexual's chest.

Brazilian, Brazilian Bikini Wax: In general, any bikini wax in which hair is
removed from the asshole. Specifically, this usually refers to a bikini wax in which a
vertical stripe of short hair is left extending up from the vagina. Synonyms: landing
strip, paintbrush,

Breasts: Synonyms: apples, assets, babaloos, balcony, bazongas, bee stings,

bongos, boobs, bosom, bouncers, bra stuffers, breasticles, bristols, bumpers, bust,
butter bags, cantaloupes, chest, chesticles, chitty chitty bang bangs, cleavage, cock
muffs/warmers, coconuts, cupcakes, dirty pillows, dual airbags, flesh bombs,
flotation devices, fun bags, gazongas, the girls, globes, grapefruits, flapjacks, flesh
bombs, hand warmers, hangers, headlights, head rests, high beams, hills, honkers,
hood ornaments, hooters, hot dog buns, howitzers, humps, itty bitty titties, jolly
jigglers, jugs, jumbos, kaboobers, kazongas, knobs, knockers, lactoids, the ladies,
lemons, loaves, love bubbles/muffins, lungs, mammaries, mammary glands,
mammies, mangoes, man pacifiers, mangos, meatballs, meat loaves/puppets,
melons, milk bags/duds/jugs/makers, milkers, milkshakes, mosquito bites, mounds,
money makers, muffins, niblets, nose warmers, nubbies, nubs, oranges, orbs,
ottomans, pancakes, paper weights, peaches, pears, personalities, pillows,
pumpkins, puppies, rack, rib bumpers, rib cushions, roundies, sandbags, sauce
shelf, scones, shimmies, snuggle pups, speed bags, spheres, spuds, stacks, stuffing,
sugar lumps, sun deck, sweater meat, sweet rolls, ta tas, teats, tee tees, tetons,
Thelma and Louise, tidbits, tits, titties, tooters, torpedoes, Tweedledee and
Tweedledum, twin peaks, twins, udders, umlauts, upper decks, warheads,
watermelons, whoppers, window washers, wobblers, zeppelins…

Breast Expansion: A growth fetish often related to fetishes for weight gain or
inflation. Enthusiasts enjoy watching breasts increase in size, often by means of
animation or by saline injections.
Breast Implants: Synonyms: boob job, breast augmentation, breast enhancement,
flotation devices, implants, stress balls...

Breast Man: A guy who's obsession with breasts goes far beyond that of the
average male.

Breeder: 1. Heterosexual. 2. A fertile sex partner, particularly one you would want
to have children with due to his/her superior genetics. 3. A person with many
offspring.

Bridesmaid: Women who are enlisted as slaves for the bride-to-be.

Bromance: The budding friendship between two heterosexual men.

Bros before Hoes: A colloquialism expressing the idea that the interests of your
guy friends should come before the needs of the woman you are currently having
sex with.

Brothel: Synonyms: birdcage, bordello, cathouse, fish market, flesh market,

fucktory, girlery, house of ill repute, ladies college, nunnery, poontang plantation,
red-light house, whorehouse

Brown Bag: A condom after anal sex.

Brown Bagger, Brown Bag Special: A person who you would only have sex with
if she wore a bag over her head to hide her hideous face or to discourage her from
talking. Synonym: Butter face.

Brownnoser: Sycophant. Synonyms: ass licker, ass muncher, bootlicker,

brownnoser, kiss ass, toady,

Brown Out: A state of drunkenness one level below a black out. One can only recall
the events of a brown out after someone else mentions them.

Bug Chasing: Actively trying to acquire the HIV virus by having sex with HIV
positive partners, usually for the thrill of such a taboo encounter.

Bugger: Anal sex or bestiality. In the UK the term is similar to sodomy in that it is
a catchall for deviant sex.

Bugger Off: Fuck off.

Bull Shit: So much metaphorical shit that it may as well have come from a bull.
Bum Chum: A gay friend, or gay fuck buddy.

Burlesque: An artful strip tease often set to music and involving elaborate
costumes, stage props, and feathers. Now burlesque shows are typically
conservative strip teases meant to appeal to other women who have an interest in
tattoos and rockabilly culture. Burlesque troops tend to enroll thick, and often
heavily tattooed women, who believe they are superior to strippers. Unlike strippers,
burlesque performers do not typically make a living off of performing.

Burping Fetish: A fetish for watching, hearing, and/or smelling a person burp.
Often related to fetishes for farting, feeding, or vore.

Bush: A mound of pubic hair.

Butch: a lesbian who adopts the dress and mannerisms of a man. She often
assumes the more masculine role in a relationship.

Butt Bandit/Pirate: A gay man who coerces other men into having sex.
Synonyms: ass pirate, ass bandit.

Butt Plug: Usually a short, squatty sex toy inserted in an asshole to loosen up the
sphincter before anal sex.

Butter Face: A woman with an attractive body but an unappealing face.

Pronounced, "but her face," as in, "That woman has a sexy body but her face looks
like a donkey's." Synonym: brown bag special, brown bagger.

Butt Floss: A thong or G-string.

Butt Fucker: Anyone who enjoys anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

Butt Slut: a promiscuous gay man or woman who prefers anal sex.

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Cad: A man who aggressively pursues his self interests, particularly when it comes
to sex, with little regard for others. Not the man a woman wants to date, but the
rogue she subconsciously wants to have sex with, particularly when she is ovulating.
Synonyms: alpha male, rogue, rake, rascal, scoundrel, scalawag
Cage Fetish: A fetish for being confined to a small space. This often manifests as a
sub being locked in a cage, box, or a closet. The caged sub is then teased, taunted,
tortured, and/or ignored by the dom.

Callipygian: Possessing a beautifully shaped buttocks.

Camel Toe: A vagina wedgy. Also, the impression of a woman’s vagina as seen
through tight pants. A common occurrence among large women who wear small
clothes.

Candaulism: A fetish for showing off your partner, or images of him/her, to others.

The Cardinal George: Any form of outercourse or frottage. Origins: Named after
the Archbishop of Chicago, Francis Eugene George, who is outspoken in his
opposition to gay marriage.

Carpet Muncher: A lesbian as opposed to bugs that feed on actual carpet.

Casting Couch: Couch or space where women are coaxed into having sex by being
promised a job, particularly a role in a movie or porno. A common device in
“amateur” porn where the director pretends he is testing a woman out for the job.

Catcher: The receiving partner during anal sex. Usually refers to the bottom in a
gay couple.

Catheterophila: A fetish for having catheters inserted.

Cat String Theory: The idea that women are only interested in men they cannot
pin down or corner, in the same way a cat is only interested in playing with a string
so long as it is dangling just out of the animal's reach. Origins: Erik Von Markovik.

Castration: The removal of the testicles or ovaries, often to prevent fertility and/or
to reduce the effects the hormones produced by these glands have on behavior. In
humans, this often refers to cutting off the penis as well.

Castration Fetish: A body modification paraphilia for being castrated, for castrating
others, or for people who are castrated. Some people who have their sexual organs
removed still have a fully functional sex life when they go on hormone replacement
therapy.

Cat O' Nine Tails: A multi-tailed whip, often used in fetish play.
Caverject: The brand name for an injectable drug used to stimulate an erection.
Used by some cock stars when they begin to have trouble performing during porn
scenes.

Champagne Room: A private room in a strip club that can be rented out for
extended periods of time, and which often comes with a complimentary bottle of
champagne. Despite what a stripper tells you, and the inflated cost of renting such a
room, there is no sex in the champagne room, unless of course you are in a brothel
or a seedy strip club.

Charity: Engaging in sexual activity with someone who will get far more out of the
experience than you will.

Chastity Belt: A medieval device that forcibly guards a woman's virginity. These
usually resemble metal underwear locked around a woman's waist. Small slits in the
metal strips allow the woman to perform various bodily function, but these are not
large enough to admit a penis. Similar: see male chastity belt

Cheese Log: The result of using Cheeze Whiz as anal lube.

Chemical Castration: Medication intended to reduce a man's overactive libido

without actually castrating him. Often administered to sex addicts and sex offenders.

Chesticles: Boobs.

Cherry: A woman’s virginity. More specifically, the hymen, which is often ruptured
during vaginal penetration. "Popping her cherry" refers to taking a female's virginity.

Chick: An attractive, young woman.

Chicken: A young male prostitute. Synonyms: Gigolo.

Chick-fil-A: When a man is penetrated anally by a dildo, usually worn as a strap-

on by his female lover. Synonyms: pegging. Usage: “Her boyfriend’s kinda
homophobic, but I hear he loves Chick-fil-A.” Origins: Dan Savage's sex advice
column, Savage Love.

Chicks Before Dicks: The mindset that a woman’s female friends take priority over
the man she is dating at the time.

Chicks with Dicks: Pre-op male-to-female transsexuals.

Chicken Hawk: An older gay man who preys on young and feminine men.
Choker: 1. A large penis. 2. A collar often worn in the BDSM scene to signify
ownership in much the same way a wedding ring does in the vanilla community.
These collars are often used on submissive partners during fetishistic acts.

Choreophilia: A fetish for dancing, or dry humping on the dance floor, to climax.

Chrematistophilia: A fetish for paying for sex, or for being robbed or blackmailed
by a sex partner.

Chrysophilia: A fetish for gold or gold colored objects. Similar to timophilia.

Chubby Chaser: One who actively pursues obese sex partners because he
genuinely is attracted to them or because he believes they are easier to coax into
having sex. Synonyms: hogger, whaler, whalesman

Chuffnuts: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person's asshole.

Synonyms: barnacles, dingle berries, klingons

Churning Butter: Male masturbation.

Cinnamon Muff: A vagina covered in light red pubic hair. Synonyms: fire crotch.
Origins: Zach Galifianakis.

Cisgender: When a person's body does not match their gender.

Cleveland Steamer: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s
chest, then smear the feces by sliding your ass back and forth.

Clitoris, Clit: the bundle of nerve endings at the hood of the vagina that can
produce anorgasm when properly stimulated. Some men believe it to be a myth.
This is also the part of a woman’s anatomy that grows into a micro-penis when she
experiences an influx oftestosterone from steroids or
a hormone imbalance. Porn star, Vanessa Del Rio, was notorious for her enlarged
clitoris after she took steroids to build muscle. Synonyms: button, man in the canoe,
nub

Cloaca: 1. An anatomical feature in some animals, that is the only opening for the
intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts. Basically an asshole, urethra, and vagina all
rolled into one. Common in amphibians, birds, reptiles, and monotremes. 2. An
outhouse. 3. A sewer.

Closet Freak: One who inhabits an alter-ego during sex that is in stark contrast to
her public persona. Synonyms: a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.
Cluster Fuck: 1. An orgy. 2. A disorganization of people and bodies. Often used to
describe traffic jams or a mess that must be sorted out.

Cock: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves like a dick.

Cockaholic: A promiscuous woman or gay man. Synonyms: slut.

Cock and Ball Torture, CBT, C & B Torture: A type of sadomasochistic play in
which a dominate partner inflicts various types of pain on a submissive partner, who
is typically restrained during the session. The type of torture is only limited by a
dominate partner's imagination and can involve any number of things: stomping,
flicking, pinching, burning, clothes pins, scratching, stretching, piercing, pulling,
shocking, flattening, nailing.

Cock-a-Thon: A gang bang with multiple dicks and one or few women.

Cock Block: 1. Preventing a couple from having sex. 2. The jealous and evil person
who performs such a nefarious act.

Cock Hungry: Possessing a powerful sexual appetite for sex with men, as opposed
to one specific man.

Cock/Crotch Jockey: A petite person who aggressively rides large cocks, as

though sex was a race to reach an orgasm in record time.

Cock Ring: A ring that is slipped over an erection to the base of the penis in order
to slow the loss of blood, thus maintaining an erection longer. These sex toys are
made out of a variety of materials, including metal and rubber.

Cocksman: A sexually accomplished male who wields his cock like a professional.

Cock/Penis Sheath/Sleeve: A prosthetic attachment meant to increase the size of

a man's penis. While these sex toys can turn small men into cock stars, they often
dull the sensation to the point of causing the man to lose his erection.

Cock Snot: Semen.

Coerce: Persuading a person to do something against her will, or without her

consent.

Cojones: Testicles.
Coke Dick: An inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to an abundance of
cocaine in the system. Similar: Whiskey Dick.

Comarital: An extramarital affair with a partner’s consent.

Commando: The act of not wearing underwear beneath your clothes. Usage: “All of
my boxers are crusted with semen so I am going commando today.”

Commercial Sex Worker, CSW: Prostitute.

Community Bike: A promiscuous woman. Everyone gets to ride her. Synonyms:

slut, doorknob

Condom: Origins: From the Latin "condon," meaning "receptacle." Synonyms:

balloon, bachelor's tuxedo, candy wrapper, close combat sock, diving suit, eel skin,
goulashes, hazmat suit, jimmy, joy bag, latex spacesuit, love glove, one-piece
overcoat, pipe pull-over, plastic wrap, prophylactic, raincoat, rubber, rubber glove,
scumbag, sheath, shower cap, slicker, snake skin, space suit, sparring mitt, tail
sheath, tube sock, wet suit,

Condom Dispenser: A promiscuous woman, albeit a promiscuous woman who

brings her own condoms.

Concupiscent: Lustful or horny.

Congenital Hypoplasia: When the penile glands are stuck to the pubic bone,
resulting in a micropenis.

Conjugal: Of or related to marriage. Most often used in the phrase, "conjugal visit,"
which refers to when a prisoner is allowed to have sex with his significant other.

Consensual: An activity that is done with the full agreement of all parties involved.
Often what separates sex acts from sex crimes.

Coochi, coochy, cooter: Vagina.

Copesmate: A partner with whom you cope, or struggle. A lover with whom you
regularly fight.

Coprolalia: The compulsive use of obscene language.

Coprophagia: A fetish for consuming human feces.

Coprophilia: A fetish for playing with, handling, or rubbing human feces on oneself.

Cornuto: A cuckold.

Cosplay: "Costume play." Often a type of role playing that fulfills sexual fantasies
revolving around animated characters.

Coulrophilia: A fetish for clowns or other types of street performers. Synonyms:

Bozophilia, clown paraphilia. History: One of the pioneers of "Clown Porn" was the
adult actress, Hollie Stevens.

Counting Games: While being spanked, flogged, or whipped, the submissive

partner is required to keep count of the number of strikes. Often involves some
variation of the phrase, “Thank you master, may I have another.”

Cougar: A woman who is beyond her physical prime, and who is often far more
sexually aggressive in order to compete with younger women for men. Cougars
often hunt younger men, or cubs, exclusively to fulfill their sexual desires as
opposed to searching for a marital partner.

Courtship, Courting, Court: The period in a relationship preceding marriage. The

mating ritual of western culture in which a male wooes a woman

Cowgirl: A standard sex position in which the woman rides atop the man who lies
flat on his back.

Crabs: Pubic lice.

Crack Hustler: A pimp, an actual crack dealer, or one who sells both.

Creampie: How babies are made, which is probably why it is such a popular fetish.
When not specified as an oral or anal creampie, this refers to ejaculating inside a
vagina.

Creeping: Cheating.

Croodle: To cuddle, fawn, or coo, especially to ease fear or the cold.

Crop Dusting: Farting while you pass a group of people. Often used as a tactic to
get a group to leave an area or table.

Cross-Dresser: Usually, a heterosexual man who has a fetish for dressing in

women's clothes. Synonyms: transvestite.
Cross-Eyed Fetish: A fetish for people who are cross-eyed. Rene Descrates was
rumored to be attracted to women who were cross-eyed.

Crurophilia: A leg fetish.

Crushing Fetish: A fetish for watching small insects or animals being crushed to
death.

Cubs: Young, attractive men who are instructed in the ways of sex by cougars.

Cuckold: 1. A man whose wife or girlfriend has sex with other men. 2. A fetish in
which men enjoy watching their female partner having sex with other men,
particularly men who are more physically imposing. Synonyms: cornuto. Origins:
From the cuckoo bird, which changes mates frequently and lays eggs in other birds'
nests.

Cuddle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: aftermath, croodle, snuggle...

Cum, Come: Semen.

Cum Bubble: A bubble of semen that sometimes emerges from the nostrils, mouth,
vagina or ass after semen coats these orifices.

Cum Bunny: A promiscuous woman. Synonyms: slut.

Cum Fart: Farting out semen after anal sex.

Cum Inflation: A version of inflation fetish in which a person fantasizes about

pumping so much semen into a sex partner that her body bulges and swells with
male ejaculate.

Cum Target: 1. A tattoo on a man or woman that serves no better purpose than a
target to aim at while ejaculating. 2. A promiscuous woman or gay man.

Cunnilingus: Oral sex performed on a vagina.

Cunt: 1. Vagina. 2. One who acts like a vagina.

Cunt Licker: A lesbian or an effeminate man who is pussy whipped.

Cunt Rag: 1. A Tampon or period pad. 2. A person who is comparable to a used

Tampon.
Cupping: A type of sadomasochistic play derived from a healing practice in ancient
Chinese medicine. Typically the dom uses a flame to remove the oxygen from a
glass cup. The cup is then quickly placed on the sub's skin. The vacuum sucks the
skin into the glass, creating a large, hickey-like mark.

Custard Launcher: Penis.

Cutting Fetish: Sexual pleasure is derived from inflicting cuts on oneself or a sex
partner. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, blade play, blood fetish, body
modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, snuff, vore

Cyber Sex: Like phone sex except on the computer, often with a person who in no
way matches the cyber-identity he assumes.

Cypriphobia: A paranoia of prostitutes or contracting STDS.

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Dacryphilia: A fetish for witnessing others cry. Often a fetish of sadists who enjoy
dominating submissive partners to the point of tears.

Daddy: A dominant partner who is significantly older or who provides for the
submissive partner in a variety of ways.

Daisy Chain: In an orgy when participants become physically linked in a string of

sex acts. Often a feature of a bisexual orgy.

Dandy: A gay man who is excessively stylish and perpetually worried about his
appearance.

Danglers: Excessively droopy labia minora. Synonyms: bacon stripes, beef

curtains,

DDF: “Drug and disease free.” Often used on personals ads.

Deal Breaker: A negative feature of a potential sex or romantic partner that

overrides all of his/her other attractive qualities, and which makes him/her
undesirable.
Debauchee: One who routinely engages in vice, particularly of the sexual variety.
Synonyms: libertine, rake, roue

Deep Throating: When a penis is jammed down a person’s throat during fellatio.

Defecate: Synonyms: drop a bomb, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool,
dump, make a deposit, pinch a loaf, poop, pop a squat, take a dump, take a shit,

Degradation: A fetish for being psychologically degraded, or degrading a partner.

Synonyms: erotic humiliation.

Demimonde: A class of women known to be more promiscuous than the general

population. Origins: a french word once used to describe prostitutes.

Dendrophilia: A fetish for having sex with trees.

Denial: Refers to a few types of denial play, including orgasm denial, bathroom
denial, sensory denial, food/water denial.

Dental Dam: A piece of latex or rubber stretched over a vagina or asshole

during oral sex in order to prevent the transmission of STDs. One can be made by
slicing a condomdown the side and stretching the latex. Plastic wrap is a pour
substitute, but it is better than nothing.

Devil's Threesome: A threesome involving two men and one woman. This is not
the type of threesome most men fantasize about, but it is what most settle for.

Devotee: A person with a a fetish for disabled people. The two most common
fetishes devotees have are abasiophilia and acrotomophilia.

Diaper Fetish: A common prop incorporated into age play or fetishes for
infantilism, scat, watersports, humiliation, dominance, helplessness... Some believe
this fetish develops early in life, when a child associates diapers with being loved
and coddled. Extreme diaper fetishists make themselves incontinent so that they
need to wear diapers constantly.

Dick: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves as if he does all his thinking with his penis.

Dick Beater: An obsessive masturbator.

Dick Cheese: Smegma, which often accumulates under the foreskins of

uncircumcised men. So names as it looks and smells like rotten cheese.
Dickery: Behaviors characteristic of a dick head.

Dick Face: One who is as unsavory and vulgar as a penis.

Dickhead: 1. The head of a penis. 2. A man who thinks with his dick.

Dick Hole: 1. The hole at the head of the penis through which fluids flow. 2. An
orifice that may be penetrated by a dick.

Dick Juice, Dick Milk: Semen.

Dick Lips: As opposed to someone who has dick-shaped lips, the word refers to
someone whose lips look ideal for being wrapped around a dick. Synonyms: DSLs.

Dick Slap: Slapping another person, usually in the cheek, with a dick. Often a
derogatory act done during rough fellatio. Can also be performed with a dildo.

Dick Sucking: Fellatio.

Dicktator: A penis that controls every aspect of a man’s life.

Dick Tickler: Gay man.

Dick-Tinted Glasses: A mindset that makes you see the world in terms of penises.
Commonly worn by feminists who see phallic symbols in everything, construction
workers who can turn any tool into a dick joke, pubescent boys, and promiscuous
women.

Dick Wad, Dick Weasel, Dick Weed: An impotent idiot.

Dictator: A penis shaped like a potato that exercises total control over his
dominion. Origins: Will Ferrell.

Diddle: To fondle or finger.

Diesel Dyke: A butch lesbian. Synonyms: Van Dyke.

Dike, Dyke: A butch lesbian.

Dildo: Any phallic object used to penetrate the body in order to achieve sexual
pleasure. Usually a sex toy made out of rubber, plastic, or glass. A dildo can be
a vibrator, but not all vibrators are dildos. Generally though, dildos do not vibrate.
Dime Piece: On a scale of 1-10, a woman who rates as a perfect 10 in terms of
physical beauty.

Dine at the Y: Cunnilingus.

Dine In: To have sex with one’s live in partner. Usage: "I think I will just dine in
tonight."

Dingle Berries: Particles of excrement that cling to ass hair after a fart or as a
result of inefficient ass wiping. Synonyms: barnacles, chuffnuts, klingons.

DINK: “Double income, no kids.” Describes fun couples who often party and who
are relatively wealthy due to their stable incomes and lack of children.

Dinner for Two: Simultaneous oral sex. Synonyms: 69

Diphallia: A medical condition in which a man has two penises. It occurs in

approximately 1 in every 5.5 million American men. See The Double Dick Dude.

Dippoldism: A fetish, or paraphilia, in which pleasure is derived from spanking or

physically abusing another person.

Dip Shit: one who is so dumb that it seems his brain was dipped in excrement.

Dirty Harry: A cock that is filthy and surrounded by a mane of pubic hair (and
possibly featuring a prominent mole), that is still sexually appealing dues to its overt
masculinity.

Dirty Knees: What a person has after performing fellatio.

Dirty Pillows: Breasts. Origins: Stephen King's Carrie.

Dirty Sanchez: When a man pulls out from anal sex and wipes his dick on his
partner’s upper lip, giving her a thin, shit mustache.

Dirty Swirly: While penetrating someone from behind in the bathroom, you dip her
head in the toilet and flush.

Discipline: 1. When a dominant partner trains a submissive on fetish protocol. 2.

Punishment inflicted on a submissive for disobedience.

Disco Stick: A dick on the dance floor, or one belonging to a man with rhythm.
Origins: Lady Gaga's song, "Love Game."
Dishabille: To be carelessly dressed, or partially undressed. The state of one's
clothes right before or after sex. Origins: From the French word meaning "to
undress."

Dishonorable Discharge: When a man ejaculates in a shameful manner. This can

include premature ejaculation or reaching climax while masturbating
to embarrassing porn just as another person walks in the room.

Divorce: "From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his
wallet.”—Robin Williams.

DJ Diddles: When a person works a woman's clitoris like a turn table, constantly
searching for the perfect rhythm. Origins: Dane Cook.

DNA: “Dick in ass.” Anal sex.

DND: “Drug and disease free,” often used on dating profiles where the end game is
casual sex.

Doggy Style: A common sex act in which the man penetrates his partner from
behind.

Dogs in a Bathtub: When a man attempts to stuff his testicles in his partner’s
anus. So named as it is as difficult to keep nuts in an ass as it is to hold two dog in a
bathtub.

Dog Training: When a submissive partner is treated like a dog. A common form of
role playing in BDSM.

Dog Treat: Slathering peanut butter on your genitals then having your dog lick it
off.

The Dolphin: An absurd sex act in which the man starts off penetrating the woman
from behind. Then, without any warning, he harpoons his dick into her ass, causing
her to make an "eek eek" sound, not unlike a dolphin's distress call. The woman will
then flop around in bed like a dolphin desperate to get back into the safety of the
sea.

Dominance and Submission, D&S: BDSM.

Dominant: The partner who enjoys control in a fetishistic relationship. Synonyms:

daddy, dominatrix, master, top,
Dominatrix: A female dominant in a fetishistic relationship.

Donkey Punch: An absurd sex act in which a man punches his partner in the back
of the head as he reaches climax in order to make her muscles tighten.

Donkey Show: The mythic show that occurs in seedy bars of developing countries
in which a woman is penetrated by a donkey.

Donkey Rigged: Hung like a horse.

Donut Puncher: Penis.

Doorknob: 1 Slut. Everyone gets a turn. Synonyms: community bike. 2. A butt plug
shaped like a doorknob.

Dopplebangers: Sexual partners who look like siblings.

Dose: An STD. Used around WWII, usually to refer to gonorrhea or chlamydia.

Dote: To express lavish affection or attention toward another.

Double Coyote Ugly: When you chew off the arm that is trapped under a troll's
sleeping body in order to escape her layer, then you chew off your other arm to
keep the troll from identifying you as the one-armed man who fulfilled all of her troll
fantasies.

Double Sided Dildo: A double headed dildo meant for simultaneous insertion by
two people.

Doraphilia: A fetish for leather, fur, hair, or skin. Similar to hyphephilia.

Double Bagger: A partner who is so promiscuous that you assume she has
an STD, or who would have your child if she gets pregnant, but who is still
attractive enough to risk having sex with. Synonym: two bagger.

Double Bagging: Wearing two condoms for extra protection against contracting
an STDor having an unplanned pregnancy with a promiscuous woman. Ironically,
the friction between the two condoms actually makes them more likely to break.

Double Bedder: 1. Having sex twice in one day with two different people. 2. A sex
partner so attractive that you want to have sex with her twice in the same night, or
with two mattresses beneath you to absorb the massive pounding you want to give
her.
Double Blowjob: When two people perform fellatio on the same man.

Double Fisting: Inserting two hands into the vagina or asshole.

Double Header: 1. Having sex with two people in one day. 2. A 69 with two men.
3. A woman who starts you off with felatio, has sex with you, then finishes you off
with her mouth. 4. Women two people perform fellatio on the same man.

Double Shot: When a man ejaculates twice during sex.

Douche: Flushing out a vagina or ass with a solution meant to mask various odors
and tastes.

Douche Bag: An asshole who tries to mask his inner filthiness through superficial
means: flashy clothes, too much cologne, steroid muscles...

Douchebaguette: A female douche bag.

Douche Cannon/Nozzle: A penis. The only tool a douche bag knows how to
operate.

Douche Packer: A lesbian who wears a strap-on.

Down Low, DL: 1. Keeping an affair low key in order to avoid detection. 2. A
homosexual who is reserved when it comes to who he opens up to about being gay.

Downtown: Vagina.

Doxy: A promiscuous woman. See: slut.

DP: “Double penetration.” When a woman is simultaneously penetrated anally and

vaginally. Synonyms: sandwich.

Dracophilia: A fetish for dragons.

Drag: The costumes a cross-dresser wears to inhabit another gender.

Drag King: A woman who adopts a male persona, usually as part of a stage act.

Drag Queen: A man who adopts a female persona as a stage act. Drag queens
cover every area of the transgendered spectrum, from cross-dressers to
transsexuals.
Dream of Cream: A wet dream.

Drilldo: A sex machine made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill, creating a
sex toy that can spin at a dangerously fast rate.

Dry Humping: What two people do when they have yet to figure out how to have
sex. Synonyms: Outercourse.

Dry Spell: An extended period without sex. Synonym: Slump.

DSLs: “Dick sucking lips.” Usually refers to plump, moist, red lips.

DTF: “Down to fuck.” A woman or man who is ready for sex. Origins: MTV’s Jersey
Shore.

D Train: Penis.

Dual Airbags: Breasts.

Dudevorce: When two guys end their friendship, usually over a woman.

DUFF: “Designated ugly fat friend.” There is one in every group of female friends.
She joins the group of hot girls to meet men who would otherwise be inaccessible.
Her friends allow her in the group as she makes them look better by contrast and
she provides someone to make fun of behind her back. When approaching a group
with a DUFF, guys should always have a "janitor" available to take out the trash.

Dumb Ass/Fuck/Shit: If you do not know what these words mean, they refer to
you.

Dump: 1. To break up with a romantic partner. 2. To defecate.

Dust Under the Bed: Sex so good it spills onto the floor. Sex so thorough and
complete, you do not miss a thing.

Dutch: When both partners pay their part on a date. Usage: Asking a woman to go
dutch on a date is a great way to ensure there will never be a second date.

Dutch Girl: Lesbian.

Dutch Oven: When you fart while in bed with a partner, then pull the covers over
both of you.
Dutch Rudder: While a man grips his own penis, another person moves the
masturbator's forearm, steering the dick ship toward climax cove.

Dutch Treat: When attempting a Dutch oven, you accidentally defecate in the bed.

Duva: A dude who acts like a diva. Origins: Lisa Lampanelli.

DVDA: “Double-vaginal, double-anal.” When a woman has two phalluses in her

vagina and two in her anus simultaneously. Origins: the film, Orgazmo.

Dyscalligynia: A dislike or hatred of beautiful women.

Dysmorphophilia: A fetish for mentally or physically impaired partners. Similar to

teratophilia.

Dyspareunia: Difficult, challenging, or painful sex.

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Eager Beaver: 1. A horny woman. 2. The appendage sticking off the shaft of
somevibrators, providing clitoral stimulation. Some are shaped like the tail of a
beaver or like rabbit ears. The name of vibrators with such a feature.

Earmuffs: When a woman’s thighs are wrapped around a man’s ears during
cunnilingus.

Earn One’s Redwings: The bloody badge of honor a man wears on his upper lip
after performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Eat Out: Cunnilingus.

Ecouteurism: A fetish for eavesdropping on others having sex.

Ecstasy: 1. A state of rapture, often used to describe the moment one reaches
sexual climax. 2. The name of the recreational street drug MDMA, which induces a
euphoric state.

Effie: An effeminate homosexual man.

Eiffel Tower: During a devil’s threesome when the man penetrating the woman
doggy style and the man receiving fellatio high-five each other. The woman’s back
forms the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower between the two men who act as the
main support beams with their hands forming the top of this architectural marvel.
This often occurs when both guys catch each other’s eyes and must high-five to
erase any suspicions of homosexuality.

Ejaculate: Synonyms: big bang, blow your load, bust your nut, cream, cum, drop
your load, fire a shot, get off, get your rocks off, number three, nut, pop a nut,
shoot, shoot your wad, spill one's seed, squirt.

Electra Complex: A daughter's quasi-sexual competition with her mother for her
father's affection. The female version of the Oedipus complex. Origins: Carl Jung

Electric Chair: When a partner is bound to a chair while receiving electro-

stimulation.

Electrophilia: A fetish for electricity, which usually involves electro-stimulation.

Electro-Stimulation, E-Stem, Electrosex: Electric stimulation, particularly on the

genitals and erogenous zones. Used more to induce pleasure by stimulating nerves
and muscles as opposed to the BDSM practice of inducing pain via varying degrees
of electrical shocks.

Emetophilia: A fetish for vomiting or watching others vomit, particularly after

gagging during fellatio. Synonyms: vomit fetish.

Emotional Dump: Unloading all of your emotional baggage on a friend or on a

social networking website like Facebook.

Endytophilia: A fetish for sexual partners who remain clothed.

Energizer Bunny: A person who keeps going and going during sex.

Enema: The process of filling the colon with water or some other fluid. This can be
done to relieve constipation, to clean out the cavity before anal sex, or simply for
the erotic enjoyment of the sensation.

Engayed: A gay couple that is engaged.

Ephebophilia: A paraphilia involving an attraction to teens or mid to late

adolescents generally between the ages of 15-19.
Eproctolagniac: A fetish for farts. Synonyms: flatulophilia.

Erection: When a penis becomes engorged with blood. Synonym: bone, boner,
bone-on, chubby, flagpole, hard, hard-on, morning wood, pants pusher, pitch a tent,
riser, rock python, salute, semi, steely dan, stiff, stiffy, throbber, wood, woody

Erogenous: Arousing sexual desire.

Erogenous Zone: Parts of the body sensitive to sexual stimulation.

Erotographomania: A fetish for writing, particularly love poems or letters.

Erotomania: The psychological delusion in which the afflicted person believes a

stranger, who is often famous or has high status, is in love with him or her.

Erotophobia: Fear of expressing or experiencing sexual desires.

Erotophonophilia: A fetish for murder. A common disorder among serial killers.

Eskimo Brothers: Men united by the fraternal bond of having had sex with the
same woman.

Esposo, Esposa: 1. Spanish for husband or wife. 2. Spanish for handcuffs.

Estrus: A state of sexual excitability and receptivity in women due to hormonal

shifts caused by ovulation. Synonyms: horny, in heat.

Etch-A-Sketch: Drawing a smile on a woman’s face by twisting her nipples like the
knobs of an Etch-A-Sketch.

Eunoterpsia: The idea that pursuing sexual pleasure is the meaning of life.

European Steamboat: Immediately after an anal creampie, the top burries his face
in the bottom’s ass while the bottom farts out the cum, misting the top’s face in a
aerosol of his semen and fecal matter.

E-void: Ignoring someone's attempts to flirt via various electronic mediums: text,
email, facebook, twitter…

Excrement: Synonyms: alley apple, baby ruth, ca-ca, crap, dirt, doo-doo, dung,
feces, poop, poo-poo, shit, scat, turd
Exhibitionism: A fetish for being a public spectacle. This often manifests in
streaking, public sex, or flashing. A common trait among porn stars.

Ex-hole: An ex who magically becomes an asshole after a breakup.

Expiration Dating: A relationship that has a definite terminal date.

Eye Fucking: Staring at someone while imagining fucking them. This has nothing to
do with actually penetrating the eye socket.

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Face Job/Fucking: Thrusting a penis into a partner during fellatio as if the mouth
were a more accommodating orifice. This act often provokes an excess of saliva and
involuntary tears. It is commonly featured in hardcore porn scenes and involves
gagging, deep throating, and runny mascara.

Facial: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s face. Synonym: money shot.

Factory Equipped: A pre-op transsexual who still has all of his/her original parts.

Fag, Faggot, Fagot: 1. A gay man. 2. A cigarette. Origins: Once referred to a

bundle of sticks used for fuel.

Fag Hag: A woman who hangs out with attractive gay men as a means of boosting
her self-confidence. Synonym: fruit fly.

Fag Fucker: A man who has gay sex but who claims he is heterosexual.

Fagulus: Fabulously gay.

Fangirl, Fanboy: A person who is obsessed with a celebrity or fictional character to

the point that their fascination becomes a fetish.

Farticles: Poo particles that explode into the air during a fart.

Fascinus, fascinum: In ancient Roman religion, the embodiment of the dick deity
or a phallic charm/ amulet.
Fat Admirer/Fetish: A fetish for obesity. A broad category for several sub-
fetishes: padding, inflation, stuffing, gaining, immobility, feederism, feedism,
feeding fetish.

Fat Ass, Fatty: full blown fatty, heifer, hog, pig, plumper, whale

Father Complex: Most commonly refers to when a woman is attracted to older,

sugar-daddy types in part because she lacked a father figure who provided for her
as a child. Synonyms: daddy issues.

FBE: "Full blown erection." Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.

Feederism, Feedism, Feeding Fetish, Forced Feeding: A fat fetish in which

pleasure is derived from feeding oneself, or another, with the intention of increasing
a person's size. Related to: gaining, inflation, immobility, padding, stuffing,

Feeding the Kitty: Vaginal intercourse.

Felch, Feltch: To suck or lick semen out of an orifice.

Fellatio: oral sex performed on a penis. Synonyms: BJ, blow, blowie, blow job,
blow the whistle, bob on the knob, bop, cock sucking, eat dick, gobble, go down on,
fluting, head, hummer, knob job, lay some lip, lick the lollypop, mouth fuck, munch,
oral sex, pipe job, play the skin flute, polish the knob, slob the knob, smoke a dick,
snake charming, suck dick, suck the sugar stick, suck fuck, swallow a sword, taking
the B train to J town, tonsil exam, zipper sex/dinner,...

Female Copulatory Vocalizations (FCV): When female primates, including

women, vocalize in specific ways during intercourse. Some scientists suggest these
vocalizations are a way of calling over other males.

Female Masking: A modern form of cross dressing in which men wear rubber
masks, and even synthetic skin suits beneath their feminine clothes, making them
look like living sex dolls.

Female Muscle Fetish: A fetish for muscular females. This often stems from a
sub's desire to be dominated and emasculated by a physically superior female.

Femanal: Anal sex with a woman. Antonym: manal.

Fem-bot: An attractive woman who is so emotionally cold as to provoke suspicion

that she is a robot. Origins: Austin Powers
Feminazi: A woman who describes herself as a feminist, but who blames men for
all of her problems and shortcomings.

Feminista: A woman who thinks it is fashionable to be a feminist. Also, a woman

who thinks fashion makes her a woman.

Femme: Often refers to a gay man or lesbian who has an abundance of feminine
characteristics.

Fetish: Sexual arousal resulting from a fixation with a specific act or thing. Some
fetishes are so intense that a person has trouble reaching an orgasm unless he
engages in, or at least fantasizes about, his fetish.

Fetishize: To develop a sexual obsession around an object or act.

Fish Flaps: Large and smelly labia minora.

Fish Taco: A vagina that smells or tastes like fish.

Fisting: Inserting a fist into an orifice.

FILO: “First in, last out.” A man, usually a husband, who is the only person a
woman has had sex with. Synonyms: one and only.

FINE: “Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.” A person who places too
much value on being physically attractive.

Finger, Finger Bang/Blast: Penetrating an orifice with one or more fingers.

Firecrotch: A person whose pubic hair is naturally red. Synonyms: redhead, ginger,
day walker.

Flagellation: Striking a partner via whipping, spanking, flogging, or paddling.

Flamer: A flamboyantly gay man.

Flash: Briefly exposing any area of the body in public that is traditionally concealed.

Flash the Headlights: When a woman briefly exposes her pale breasts, nipples and
all, in public, usually to get someone’s attention.

Flatulence: Synonyms: air biscuit, air blast, backfire, back talk, blowing heat, break
wind, butt burp, cheek flapper, chocolate thunder, crop dusting, cut one, cut the
cheese, dutch oven, fart, fire in the hole, fog horn, gas, gale force wind, let one go,
machine gun, pant ripper, pass gas, pocket thunder, poot, scud missile, silent but
deadly (SBD), skunk, stainer, tail shot, talk German, trouser trumpet, wet one,

Flatulophilia: A fetish for farts. Synonym: eproctolagniac.

Flapjacks: Small, flattened looking boobs. Despite the name, these are generally
not appetizing.

Fleshlight: A brand-name sex toy for men that looks like a flashlight, but which
contains an artificial vagina.

Flip Flop: To serve as both the dominant and submissive partner, the top and the
bottom, at different times during a relationship or a single sex session. Common
among the gay, lesbian, and BDSM community.

Flirt: 1. To demonstrate attraction. 2. One who demonstrates attraction, often with

no intention of acting on such feelings.

Flogger: A type of whip with multiples tails.

Flood the Cave: Urinating in an orifice.

Floor Mattress: A mattress that sits on the floor with no bed-frame. Often a sign of
poverty.

Flossing: Performing oral sex on a hairy vagina or anus.

Fluffer: The mythic person on a porn set whose job it is to maintain the male
performer's erection between shots.

Fluff the Muff: Female masturbation.

Fly Fisherman: A man who artfully seduces women without relying on any of the
lures that traditionally attract sex partners, such as wealth, good looks, or power.
Synonyms: pick up artist.

Fly Fishing: The leisure art of masturbation.

Fog the Windows: Sex, particularly in a parked car.

Food/Water Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses the sub food or
water.
Foot Fetish: Being sexually aroused by feet, to the point where you want to stick
feet in your mouth and rub your genitals on them.

Foot Job: Using feet to bring a man to climax. This usually involves sliding a penis
between the soles of a partner’s feet, or between the toes.

Foreplay: Any erotic act that precedes, and often prepares a partner for,
intercourse. May be performed to prolong the sexual experience, to lubricate the
genitals with saliva or vaginal fluid, to stimulate an erection, to get a partner in the
mood for more penetrative sex, or to get either partner as near the point of climax
as possible.

Foreskin: The excess skin on the shaft of the penis that covers the head, especially
when the penis is flaccid. This is what is removed during circumcision. Synonyms:
prepuce.

Formicophilia: A fetish for insects crawling on you and your genitals. Often
involves ants.

Fourgy: An orgy with four participants.

Four on the Floor: Doggy style sex.

Fourth Base: Anal sex.

Franken Pussy: A vagina that has been surgically brought back to life, especially
after childbirth.

Franken Penis: A penis that has endured some form of major, physical trauma.
Origins: The title of a porno John Wayne Bobbitt made after Lorena Bobbitt cut off
his penis then threw it in a field.

French Bread: A long, skinny, and usually white, penis.

French Embassy: A gay hangout.

French Horn: A sex act that mimics the paying of a French horn. As the couple
kisses, one partner fondles the other’s genitals with one hand while fisting her ass
with the other, changing the pitch of the sounds that emerge from this rear blow
hole.

French Kiss: A tongue kiss. Synonyms: Cataglottism.

Freud Stick: Penis. So named as it is a physical measure of your innermost
desires.

Frictation: When two men rub penises together while facing each other. Synonyms:
cock rub, bumping dicks, frontism, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style,
the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks

Friend of Dorothy: A gay man.

Friend's With Benefits, FWB: A friend you have sex with while attempting to
avoid a romantic relationship. Synonyms: fuck buddy.

Friend Zone: A place men are exiled when they do not have the balls to express
their attraction for a love interest soon enough. A relationship limbo where you
serve all the platonic functions of a significant other without receiving any of the
sexual benefits.

Frotteurism: A fetish for rubbing against an unsuspecting, and non-consenting,

person. Often performed on trains, buses, or in crowds.

Frottage: Non-penetrative sex acts that often involve rubbing. Includes ass jobs,
the Cardinal George, cock dogging, foot jobs, hand jobs, Harvard Style,
outercourse,The Princeton Rub, titty fucking...

Frot: Usually refers to any non-penetrative sex act that involves two penises
rubbing together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, the Ivy
League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy
sticks…

Fruit Cup: A jockstrap.

FTM, F2M: “Female-to-male.” In reference to a transsexual.

Fuck: 1. To have sex 2. The most popular American curse word. 3. An idiot.
Variations: fucker, fuck bag, fuck brain, fuck face, fuck head, fuck nut, fuck tard,
fuck tart, fuck up, fuck wad,

Fuckable: A person you would have sex with but not date.

Fuck Buddy: What a woman is referred to behind her back when she agrees to
carry on a sexual relationship with a man who has no interest in dating her.

Fuck Butter: Personal lubricant or any body fluids that are produced during sex.
Fuck Hole: Any orifices that can accommodate a penis.

Fuck Off: A command intended to get someone to leave you alone.

Fuck Slam: An absurd sex act in which the top partner sudden pulls the bottom
partner's legs out from under her while fucking her from behind, causing her to slam
down on her stomach.

Fuck Stick, Fuck Rod, Fuck pole: Penis.

Fuck Tard: A person whose intelligence is compromised by sexual thoughts.

Fucktarded: When you are fucked so hard that you become mentally handicapped
for a short period of time.

Fucktory: Brothel.

Fudge Packer: A gay man.

Fugly: Abbreviation for “fucking ugly.”

Full Blown Fatty, FBF: An obese person who would be considered fat by any
standard of measurement.

Full House: Carrying more than one STD.

Full Sail: A full blown erection.

Functional Homosexual: One who has gay sex because of an absence of

heterosexual partners. Often occurs in extreme situations, such as in prison or on
remote military deployments.

FUPA: “Fat upper pubic area.” The hump of fat that appears on some women below
their bellybutton but above their vagina.

Fur Ball: What is coughed up after performing cunnilingus on a hairy vagina.

Fur Burger/Pie: A hairy, yet still appetizing, vagina.

Furry: One who has the fetish ursusagalmatophilia, in which people wear downy
costumes to either dry hump or have anonymous sex with other furries. Also
includes people who likes to have sex with stuffed animals. Synonyms: plushies.

Furvert: One who has a fetish for pubic hair.

Futanari: The Japanese word for hermaphrodite, meaning literally, "dual forms." In
hentai anime, futanari characters are women equipped with large penises. These
characters present an optical illusion to the male psyche.

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Gag: Any object used to obstruct a person's breathing or to prevent them from
talking, especially during sex. A common sex toy in BDSM play.

Gagging: Most often refers to a partner choking during fellatio and deep throating.

Gag Gift: 1. When a man unexpectedly forces his penis into his partner's throat
during fellatio. 2. An unexpectedly large penis.

Gag Reflex: The involuntary reaction by throat muscles to expel anything lodged in
the wind pipe. In terms of sex, this is often activated during rough fellatio.

Gaining: A fat fetish in which pleasure is derived from the idea of oneself, or
another, gaining weight. Related to: feederism, feeding, feedism, inflation,
immobility, padding,

Gallantry: Respectful behavior or manners exhibited by men toward women. While

this is often considered an aspect of gentlemanliness and romance, gallantry has its
origins in misogynistic societies in which men were expected to provide for and
protect women, who were viewed as the weaker sex.

Game Show Host: A man who has the ability to kiss women within moments of
meeting them. A smooth operator.

Gangbang: An orgy in which multiple men have sex with one woman.

Ganymede: A young, boyish homosexual man. Origins: In Greek mythology,

Ganymede was kidnapped by Zeus to be a sex slave for the Gods. Synonyms: boy
toy, twink

Gape: When an anus remains dilated for a few moments after anal penetration.

Garbage Canning: Masturbating into a trashcan. En efficient form of

masturbation that requires little clean up.
Gay: 1. Homosexual. Specifically, a homosexual man. Derogatory Synonyms: ass
bandit, ass banger, ass jabber, ass king, ass pirate, batting for the other team/side,
bear, beefeater, broken-wrist, brother fucker, Bruce, buff puff, bun duster,
buttercup, butt fucker, butt pirate, cake eater, chicken hawk, cock jockey, cream
puff, dairy queen, dandy, dick tickler, effie, fag, faggot, fairy, father fucker, flamer,
flute player, friend of Dorothy, fruit, gay ass, gay boy, gay lord, gay wad, homo,
lad-lass, lisper, lavender boy, Liberace, light foot, light in the loafers, lily, limp wrist,
Mary Ann, Miss Nancy, meat hound, midnight companion, Nancy, nancy boy, Nelly,
pansy, panty waist, piccolo player, pillow biter, poof, poofter, powder puff, queer,
queer as a three dollar bill, queen, rear admiral, rear gunner, rimadonna, receiver,
screaming fairy, sissy, sister, sword swallower, twink, turd burglar, uncle fucker,
woofter,

Gay Cancer: AIDS.

Gaydar: An ability to distinguish homosexuals from heterosexuals.

Gay for Pay: A self-proclaimed heterosexual man who sleeps with men for money.
Used to describe some prostitutes and/or cock stars.

Gaynal: Anal sex between men. Synonyms: manal.

Gender Bender: Someone who plays with gender roles, and gender identity, often
embodying both male and female elements.

Gender Outlaw: One who refuses any and all attempt to be labeled a specific
gender. Origins: A book of the same name by Kate Bornstein.

Gender Queer: A person whose gender is intentionally ambiguous.

Gerbiling, Gerbil-stuffing: The absurd urban legend that some men put gerbils in
their asses. Most common versions of this myth involve putting a tube into one's
asshole, coaxing a gerbil to crawl down that tube, then removing the tube, trapping
the gerbil inside. Just as practical as a woman stuffing a hedgehog in her vagina, or
hedgehogging.

Gerontophilia: A fetish for older partners, particularly partners who belong to an

older generation.

Get Your Dick Wet, Get Wet: When a man has sex. Often used in reference to a
man having sex for the sport of it, as opposed to other emotional reasons.
GGG: "Good, giving, and game." The term was coined by Dan Savage, in attempt
to define what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. "Think 'good in bed,'
'giving equal time and equal pleasure,' and 'game for anything—within reason.'"

GGirl: A genetic girl. Often used in the transgender community.

Ghetto Booty: A large butt, often acquired from eating too much fast food.

Gift Giver: A person who infects others with HIV.

Gigolo: A male prostitute who deals primarily with female clientele. Synonyms:
chicken, Hessian, hustler, prick pusher/peddler.

GILF: “Grandma I’d like to fuck.” A category in porn.

The Girls: Breasts.

Girlfriend: A woman who exists in an unstable state, somewhere between fuck

buddyand wife.

Girlfriend Proof: Concealing anything in your apartment that may insight rage in
your girlfriend. This usually involves hiding porn and any evidence of infidelity.

Girlfriend Voice: The effeminate voice a man adopts when talking to his girlfriend.

Girl Next Door: An attractive, though seemingly innocent and virginal woman.

Girl-rilla: A muscular, beast of a woman. Origins: the first female UFC champion,
Ronda Rousey.

Girlvert: A woman who is just as obsessed with sex as most men. Origins: Porn
star, Ashley Blue.

Glamazon: A tall fashionable woman or MTF transsexual.

Glass Bottom Boat: When one person positions himself under a glass coffee table
while his partner defecates on the glass. Variations: plating, hot lunch.

Glass Slipper of our Generation: Condom. Origins: Chuck Palahniuk's

novel, Fight Club.

Glazed Donut: Ejaculating on a woman’s ass, creating what looks like a glazed
pastry.
Glory Hole: A hole in the wall of a bathroom stall through which men stick their
dicks to receive anonymous fellatio, often while pretending the man on the other
side of the stall is a woman.

The Goat: The most difficult move in the ball showing game, as it requires total
commitment. A player drops his pants and bends over with his dick and balls tucked
back between his legs, thus exposing a fruit basket of delectables for the player who
walks in on this scene.

Gob Stoppers: Fake eyelashes worn by porn stars and promiscuous women that
prevent cum from getting in their eyes during facials. Synonyms: safety goggles.

Gokkun: A form of bukkake in which a person drinks one or more men’s semen,
usually from a container. A porn category. Origins: Japan.

Gold Digger: A person who chooses romantic partners for financial gain.

Golden Shower: Urinating on your partner. Synonym: yellow shower, traveling the
yellow river,

Gonorrhea: An STD caused by a bacterial infection. Its symptoms include a burning

discharge from the urethra or vagina. Synonyms: clap, a dose, piss pins and
needles, stank cock.

Gonzo: A type of porn that focuses just on the hardcore sex as opposed to the
extraneous fluff in a mainstream porno such as set design, costumes, or plot. These
scenes are often characterized by POV shots that make the viewer feel as though he
is in the scene, and closeups on the genitals. Origins: From Hunter S. Thompson's
style of journalism in which he would insert himself into a story.

Goo Fetish: A fetish for gooey substances, which often takes the form of tentacles.
Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: slime fetish

Gooch: Perineum.

Gorilla Mask: An absurd sex act in which a man blows his load on his partner’s
face, rips out a patch of her pubic hair, then tosses the hair on her sticky face, which
will inevitably have the expression of an angry ape.

Gray/Grey Fox: An older man who is still sexually desirable. Often a successful
man who dresses well, works out, and actively pursues younger women. The male
equivalent to a Cougar.
Great Personality: Physically ugly.

Greek Sex: Anal sex.

Greet and Meat: When you meet up for sex. A one night stand.

Grenade: The ugly friend in a group of women who will act as a cock block unless
someone mans up and charms her. Such a selfless and heroic act is referred to as
"jumping on the grenade."

Grindhouse: A seedy strip club. Origins: the 1943 film, Lady Burlesque.

Ground and Pound: Modeled after the MMA maneuver, this describes any sex act
in which the man drills his partner as hard and fast as he can. As in a MMA match,
this usually occurs at the climax of the event.

Group Grope: A gang of men fondling each other. Synonyms: circle jerk.

Growler: A hair vagina that has an angry countenance and despises visitors.
Synonyms: bear claw.

Grrl: a militant feminist or a lesbian who confuses her sexuality and preferences for
a liberated view point. Synonyms: feminazi, womyn.

Grundle: The perineum. The bridge of skin between your genitals and anus.

G-String: A thong with a thin piece of material strung between the ass cheeks.

G-String Jockey: The personal assistant, typically male, and or boyfriend, of a

female, adult entertainer. These men accompany their cash cows to conventions and
feature dancing appearances, doing whatever their employer needs: acting as
bodyguard, driver, collector of dollars, roller of posters, washer of thongs, and
general bitch boy.

Guilt Sex: Sex that results from a feeling of obligation, such as when a woman
sleeps with a man she is not attracted to after he pays to take her on vacation.

Gumball Machine: A man who ejaculates quickly and often.

Gunt: The fat above a woman’s pubic area, just below her last roll of fat. So named
as it is neither her gut nor her cunt, but a hybrid of the two. Synonyms: FUPA.
Gun Fetish: A fetish for the power embodied by guns. In practice this fetish can
manifest as women posing with, firing, or performing sex acts with guns. In extreme
cases, it can involve a person aiming a gun at his sex partner during sex.

Guppie: A young, gay yuppie.

Guppy Face: The expectant look a partner makes while waiting for a facial.

Gurl: In the transgendered community, this term refers to MTF cross dressers.
Synonyms: T girl.

Guro: A fetish for blood and guts that often involves the fantasy of creating gashes
in another's skin for use as a sexual orifice. This is a popular fantasy depicted in
animated hentai films. Some people with guro fetish wish to be disemboweled
themselves. Similar to: amputation/amputee fetishes, nullo, body modification,
vore, snuff, non-con, pain play, cutting and medical play.

Gusher: A female ejaculator. Synonyms: squirter.

Guybrator: A sex toy meant to massage a man's prostate.

Guy with a Pie: A pre-op FTM transsexual who still has her vagina.

GWC: “Guy with camera.” A derogatory term used by models to describe creepy
men who use their oversized cameras as an excuse to get close to attractive
women. These men often describe themselves as photographers and offer to take
nude photos of models.

Gymnophilia: A fetish for nudity.

Gynecomania: A manic sexual desire for women. Synonyms: satyriasis.

Gynecomastia: The medical term for man boobs or moobs.

Gynemimetophilia: A fetish for female impersonators.

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Haematomania/Hematolagnia: A fetish for blood.

Hag Fag: A gay man who prefers to be in the company of straight women.

Half & Half: An encounter with a prostitute that incorporates both oral sex and
intercourse.

Ham and Cheese Sandwich: When a man ejaculates on or in a woman’s vagina,

then licks up his mess.

Hamartophilia: A fetish for committing sins, as defined by your religious

upbringing. Synonyms: pecattiphilia.

Hand Job, HJ: 1. Using one's hands to bring a partner to orgasm. Usually refers to
stroking a penis. 2. Masturbation. Synonyms: DJ diddles, hand relief, an old
fashion, tug job, taking the H train to J town.

Handlebars: Pigtails that can be gripped for support during fellatio or sex.

Hand to Gland Combat: Vigorous masturbation in which a man wrestles with his
dick.

Hand Relief: 1. Hand job. 2. Masturbation.

Hanger Model: A waif thin fashion model, whose body is desexualized in order to
emphasize the clothes she is modeling as opposed to her feminine sexuality.

Happy Ending: 1. For women this refers to a romance story that ends in marriage
or a monogamous relationship. 2. For men this refers to a massage that ends with a
hand job.

Happy Shopper: A bisexual.

Happy Trail: Pubic hair that extends from the belly button to the main mound of
pubic hair. Synonyms: Amazon trail, Oregon trail

Haptephilia: A fetish for being touched.

Hard-On: Erection.

Hardwood Floors: Shaved genitalia.

Hard Swap: When each member of an open relationship is free to have sex with
others without their partner being present.
Harem: A group of women or men a powerful person keeps at his disposal to
service his sexual needs on demand.

Harmatophilia: A fetish for mistakes or rule breaking, especially in terms of sex.

Harpaxophilia: A fetish for being robbed. Similar to chrematistophilia.

Harvard Style: The act of a man using another man’s lubricated thighs as a
masturbatory aide.

Hasbian: A woman who used to identify as a lesbian.

Hat Trick: 1. Ejaculating three times during sex. 2. Having sex with three different
partners on the same day.

Head: Oral sex.

He-Blow: a gay, Jewish man.

Hedonist: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic,

sensualist, sybarite.

Heeldo: A dildo that straps onto a heel. See heeldo.com.

Hedgehogging: An absurd sex act in which a woman stuffs a hedhog into her
vagina. Just as practical as the urban myth of "gerbiling." Origins: Dan Savage.

Heifer: A large, strong woman.

Heisman: When a player in college emotionally stiff-arms a fuckbuddy to keep her

from wrapping him up in a relationship. To keep a sex partner at an emotional
distance.

Helicopter: Spinning a semi-erect dick around.

Hentai: Any illustrated work such as Japanimation, anime, or manga, that contains
sexually arousing or explicit content.

Hematolagnia: a fetish for using or drinking blood in a sexual manner.

Hermaphrodite: A person who was born with both male and female genitalia.
Origins: The Greek god of love, Aphrodite, and the god of war, Hermes, had the
child Hermaphroditus. This male was then joined with a nymph who wished the two
would never be separated.
Hershey Highway: A spurt of diarrhea that occurs during anal sex. Enduring such
an episode is referred to as, “Traveling the Hershey Highway.”

Hessian: Gigolo. Synoynms: chicken, hustler, prick pusher/peddler. Origins: From

the men hired by the British to fight in their place during the American revolution.

Heterosexual: People would are sexually attracted to the opposite sex.

Heteroflexible: A man who prefers women but who will have sex with men if the
opportunity presents itself.

Hiber-Dating: When a person loses contact with his friends and family for several
months, or years, because he is spending all of his free time with a new lover.

Hierophilia: A fetish for sacred or religious objects.

High Dive: When a man pulls out during penetration, then rams his dick back into
his partner. Generally considered a dick move.

High Maintenance: A person who requires an excessive amount of attention and

emotional investment.

Hiking the Appalachian Trail: Slipping away to a secret vacation with a mistress.
Origins: Coined by then Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, as his cover
story for taking his mistress on a romantic getaway.

Himbo: A male bimbo. Synonyms: bimboy, mimbo.

Hinged Heels: Metaphorical shoes worn by a promiscuous woman, allowing her to

drop on her back at a moment’s notice in order to facilitate a random sexual
encounter.

Hiroshima: An absurd sex act in which a woman lies on her back and uses her legs
to suspend her male sex partner in the air above her. While pretending he is a
plane, the man drops his load on the woman.

Hirsutophilia: A fetish for body hair.

Ho, Hoe: A promiscuous woman or prostitute.

Hobosexual: A preference for poor or dirty sex partners. This occurs for any
number of reasons: to gain access to more physically attractive partners, for the
thrill of doing something wrong, or because of the perception that dirtier sex
partners will be game for freakier sex acts.

Hodophilia: A fetish for travel.

Hog Hunting, Hogging: Seeking out large sexual partners. Synonyms: chubby
chasing, pig sticking, whaling.

Hole in One: When a man puts his dick in his own asshole.

Holy Week: When a woman abstains from sex for a week because she is
menstruating.

Home Wrecker: A woman who seemingly goes after married men with little
concern for the impact it will have on his marriage.

Homilophilia: A fetish for listening to or delivering speeches or sermons. Some

believed Hitler had this fetish.

Honey in the Hips: A lady's man. A smooth operator when it comes to seduction
and sex.

Hogging: Hunting for large women to have sex with. Synonym: whaling.

Hog Hound: A person who regularly seeks out fat sex partners. Synonym: whaler.

Homo: A homosexual.

Homoblivious: An inability to distinguish heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Homosexuality: "God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with
children.”—Sam Austin.

Honeymoon Phase: The initial phase in a relationship in which a couple is at the

apex of their romantic affections. This period is characterized by overt displays of
affection in public and the feeling that you would never want to be without the other
person. This phase often ends when the couple gets married, has children, or when
their finances become intertwined.

Hood Ornament: A clitoral hood piercing.

Hooker: A street walker. Origins: The nickname of the prostitutes who followed
around General "Fighting Joe" Hooker and his troops during the Civil War.
Hoover: Someone who performs oral sex with the veracity with which a Hoover
vacuum cleans a rug. Synonyms: mighty mouth

Hooze Bag, Hoozie: A promiscuous woman.

Horizontal Mambo/Tango: Sex. Often refers to sex with a Latin lover or a partner
who has a good sense of rhythm.

Horny: Sexually aroused. Synonyms: bulging, dripping, estrus, frisky, fuckish,

gamy, hot, hot and bothered, in heat/the mood/season, itchy pants, juicy, moist,
randy, wet,

Horse and Carriage: Dick and balls. So named as the dick is the driving force
delivering the balls' cargo.

Hot: Sexy.

Hot Dog in/down a Hallway: When either a vagina is excessively large, or a dick
is excessively small, making sex comparable to tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

Hot Lunch/Karl: An absurd sex act in which one partner defecates on the other’s
chest.

Hot Pocket: When one defecates on a sleeper sofa, then folds the mattress back
into the couch, leaving the turd to bake until its aroma fills the entire house.

Hot Sauce Surprise: When a phallus is covertly coated in hot sauce before
penetrating an unsuspecting orifice.

Houdini: An absurd sex act in which the magician starts out penetrating his partner
from behind. He then secretly allows an accomplice to take his place without the
bottom partner realizing it. The magician then positions himself in the bottom
partner’s field of vision and yells, “Tada!”

Hourglass Figure: A woman whose bust measurement is nearly identical to her hip
measurement, with a substantially smaller waist. Ex. 36-24-36.

Howdy: An abbreviation of, “How did he get her?” Refers to a man who dates a
woman above his league.

Humiliation: A type of fetish play in which the submissive partner is made to feel
ashamed or degraded. Can involve anything from penis humiliation to public
humiliation. Synonyms: degradation.
Hummer: Fellatio.

Hump: Sex.

Hump ‘em and Dump ‘em: The policy of a serial fucker.

Hump the Dump: Dirty anal sex.

Hung / Hung like a Horse: Having a penis large enough to belong to a beast of
burden. Synonyms: donkey rigged, timbered, well hung

Hung like a Hamster: A small penis.

Hung like a Zebra: The penis of a mulatto man who is half white and black.

Husband: A man who marries a woman in order to maintain exclusive mating

privileges with her. Synonyms: ball and chain, hubby, old man...

Hustler: 1. A male prostitute. 2. anyone who metaphorically whores themselves

out. Meant as a compliment for those who do what they must to make their way in a
difficult situation. Synonyms: gigolo, hessian, prick peddler/pusher

HWP: “Height, weight proportionate.” Used in personal ads when listing your weight
makes you sound fat.

Hybristophilia: A fetish for crime and criminals, especially those criminals who gain
public attention. Every serial killer is flooded with love letters and marriage
proposalsfrom people with this fetish. Similar to phygephilia.

Hygrophilia: A fetish for body fluids, such as semen, tears, saliva, or sweat.

Hymen: The membrane that occludes the vagina. While the hymen can be ruptured
for the first time during sex, it can also be broken a number of other ways, such as
exercise, injury, or Tampon use.

Hyper Fetish: A fetish for having a specific body part that is absurdly large.
Variations include hyper breasts, hyper muscles, hyper testicles, hyper ass, hyper
penis. Of these, the most common are muscle, penis, and breast. This kink is often
depicted in animated, hentai porn. However, these fantasies can come to life with
body building, implants, and saline injections.

Hypersexual: A person with an hyperactive sex drive.

Hyphephilia: A fetish for touching skin, hair, leather, fur, or fabric. Similar to
doraphilia.

Hypoxphilia: A fetish for being suffocated. Synonym: asphyxiophilia.

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Ice Cream Sandwich: When a white woman is penetrated vaginally and anally by
black men on either side of her.

Illegitimate Child: A child conceived out of wedlock, and often rejected by the
father. Synonyms: accident, bachelor’s son, bastard, love child, whoreson.

Immobility Fetish: A fat fetish in which a person stops moving, or is forced to

remain stationary, while increasing his caloric intake in order to gain weight rapidly.
Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility,
padding,

Impregnation Fetish: A fetish for the fantasy of impregnating a sex partner.

Related to fetishes for vaginal creampies or pregnancy.

Incest: Sexual relations with a blood relative.

Inchworm: A small penis.

Indian Cockburn: Like an Indian sunburn, but performed on a dick. Occurs when a
person grips a dick with both hands and twists in opposing directions. Also used to
describe a painful hand-job.

Indicator of Interest, IOI: A sign a person gives off, often unconsciously, to

signal attraction. This encompasses a wide range of behaviors that is different for
each sex and person, but which can include playing with one's hair, offering to buy a
drink, asking another person's name, physical contact... Origins: the pick-up artist,
Mystery.

Infantilism: A fetish for dressing, acting, and being treated like an infant. This
often requires practitioners to hire a dominatrix to serve as a "nanny."
Inflation Fetish: When sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy, or reality, of
physically filling a sex partner up with various substances. Related to: air inflation,
cum inflation, fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, immobility, padding,
stuffing,

Ingénue: A naïve or sexually inexperienced girl.

In Heat: When a female's body is capable of conception. During this period

hormones are released that make the female more solicitous of, and receptive to,
sex. Synonyms: estrus.

Inter-coarse: Sex with a painful amount of friction. Often a result of sex on the
beach.

Inter-corpse: Sex with a partner who just lies there, detached and unanimated.

Inter-course: Sex in which penetration occurs.

Internal Astronaut: A penis, often outfitted with a latex spacesuit

Internet Beauty: One who can maker herself look attractive online but not in
person.

Interracial, IR: Refers to a couple or a category of porn with partners of different

races. In porn, this label most often refers to black men with white women.

Intersex: a person whose bodily characteristics put them somewhere between

"male" and "female".

Intimate, Intimacy: 1. Sex. 2. Characterized as knowing someone in a very

private and personal way.

Icolagnia: A fetish for looking at nude photos, images, or statues.

In Door Sports: A catchall phrase for swinging activities.

In Flagrante Delicto: In the act of sex. Origins: Latin for, "While the crime is
blazing."

ISO: "In search of." Used in personals adds.

Irish Kiss: Farting in someone’s mouth.

Irish Toothache: Pregnant.

Irish Twins: Siblings born in the same calendar year.

Italian Stallion: A handsome Italian man with a large penis. Synonyms: Casanova.

Ithyphallic A statue or illustration that features an erection.

The Ivy League Rub: The act of rubbing dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub,
bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton
Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…

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Jackal: An opportunistic man who has sex with anyone he can, often through
devious means. He often has sex with the friends of the hot girls his alpha friends
meet. Also, a man with no moral compass when it comes to sex.

Jackass: Idiot.

Jack Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonyms: jerk off,

Jack Hole: An idiot who is a hybrid of a jackass and an asshole.

Jackhammer: Hard pounding sex that gets the job done through blunt force as
opposed to finesse.

Jack-in-the-Box: Penis, particularly one that springs out of pants when a sex
partner unzips him.

Jack Johnson: A hand job that is basically a fist fight between a large black dick
and small white hands.

Jail Bait: A temptress who is under the legal agent of consent. These seductresses
often say things like, “I won’t tell anyone,” “I’m mature/experienced for my age,”
“My parents will never find out.”

Jalapeño Finger Poppers: Pleasuring someone with your fingers directly after
handling jalapenos, causing various erogenous zones to experience a mild chemical
burn.
Jam Out With Your Clam Out: The female equivalent of "rock out with your cock
out." The battle cry for uninhibited partying that will most likely lead to sex.

Janitor: A wingman who has sex with the ugly friend in a group of women so that
his friend(s) can get the ugly girl’s attractive friend(s) alone. So named because a
janitor takes out the trash. Although the term sounds derogatory, the janitor serves
a vital function, much like real janitors.

Jawbreaker: A large penis.

Jelly Belly: Ejaculating on a partner’s stomach.

Jerk Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonym: jack off.

Jersey Turnpike: An absurd sex act in which you stick a finger in your partner’s
ass, then stick that finger in your partner’s mouth. If you later forget to wash your
hands and put that finger anywhere near your face, the mistake is referred to as
“Taking the Newark Exit.”

Jizz: 1. Semen. 2. The act of ejaculating.

Jizz Whistle: Penis.

JO: "Jerk off." Used in personal ads or porns. Usually indicates a desire to engage in
simultaneous masturbation.

John: A prostitute's customer.

Johnny Bench Called: An abbreviation of the statement, “Johnny Bench Called and
he want his catcher’s mitt back.” A way of saying a woman has an old, worn out
vagina, comparable to the catcher’s mitt of one of the greatest baseball catchers of
all time.

Joined at the Dick: Two heterosexual men who spend as much time together as a
romantic couple.

Joined at the Groin: Sex

Joy Juice: Natural female lubrication.

Jumping on the Grenade: When a wingman sacrifices his penis by having sex
with an ugly woman so that his friend(s) may have sex with the grenade’s attractive
friend(s). Synonyms: Disarming the Bomb.
Jump Start: to wake a partner or to get them in the mood for sex with foreplay.

Jungle Fever: A sexual appetite for a member of another race. Often refers to a
white person’s preference for African Americans.

Junk in the Trunk: Large ass.

Just the Tip: Gateway foreplay that leads to intercourse. This occurs when a
partner is hesitant about being penetrated, especially without a condom. The eager
male promises just to put the tip of his penis in, just for a moment, just to see how
it feels. Full penetration soon follows.

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Kentucky Fried Dicking: During a particularly sloppy blow job, the man dips his
saliva-coated penis in any number of dry food products, like bread crumbs or flour,
then sticks the treat back in his partner's mouth.

Keptie: A mistress. Origins: a kept woman.

Key Party: A swinger party where each couple places a house key in a bowl then
picks one out randomly at the end of the night to determine who will go home with
who.

Kicking the Tires: Premarital sex. Origins: From the practice of kicking the tires of
a used car before purchasing it.

Kigurumi: A fetish involving anime masks. This most often manifests as men
dressing up as female anime characters.

Kinesophilia: A fetish for exercise: See coregasm and sexercise.

Klingons: Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person's asshole.

Synonyms: chuffnuts, barnacles, dingle berries,

Kink: A preference for the unconventional, especially when it comes to sex. Origins:
From a kink in a rope, possibly related to the popular kink of bondage or whipping.

Kinky: Open to a variety of sex acts that many people may consider devious.
Kiss Ass: 1. A sycophant.

Kleptophilia: A fetish for stealing.

Klismaphilia: A fetish for enemas.

Knee Trembler: Vigorous sex while standing that leaves your legs shaking.

Knismolagnia, Knismo: A fetish for ticking others or being tickled.

Knissophilia: A fetish for incense.

Kooch, koochi, koochy: Vagina. Synonyms: cooch, coochie, coochy

Koro: A psychological disorder in which a person believes his or her genitals are
shrinking and retracting into the body.

Kumquat: a sexy woman, usually of Asian descent. Origins: the Asian fruit of the
same name.

KY: Personal lubrication. From one of the first and most popular brands of lube.

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Labia Majora: The thicker, outer lips of the vagina.

Labia Minora: The thin, inner folds of skin within the outer vaginal lips. Synonyms:
nymphae.

Lace Curtain: Foreskin.

Lactation Fetish: A fetish for lactating breasts. Fans of this fetish often want to
nurse, be milked, or milk their partner. Often related to infantilism, pregnancy
fetish, hyper breasts, breast expansion, or wet and messy fetishes.

Lactoids: Breasts.

Lactophilia: A fetish for breast milk.

Lady Boner: When a woman is sexually aroused.

Landing Strip: A thin line of pubic hair extending up from a woman's vagina.

Leather Cheerio: Asshole.

Lesbian: A woman who is sexually attracted to other women. Slurs: bull, bull dyke,
butch, beaver eater, carpet muncher, cunt licker, cunt lover, dike, dyke, diesel dyke,
gal boy, les, lesbo, lezzie, muff diver, rug eater,

Lesbophilia: A fetish among men who are aroused by girl-on-girl sex. This
sometimes refers to men who like to image themselves as lesbians.

Lecher: A man who is obsessed with having sex with women. Synonyms: alley cat,
bed presser, bum fiddler, Casanova, chimney sweep, cocksman, cocksmith, Don
Juan, fleece hunter, flesh monger, fox hunter, fuckster, lech, libertine, lothario,
sportsman, swordsman, tomcat, whore hound, womanizer, woodman

Lecherous: Obsessive or offensive sexual desires. Synonyms: carnal, concupiscent,

corrupt, fast, hot and heavy, incontinent, lascivious, lewd, libertine, libidinous,
licentious, low-down, lubricous, lustful, prurient, raunchy, salacious, satyric, sensual,
unchaste, wanton

Lemon Tart: A promiscuous blonde.

Lexis: The 69 sex position. From the Roman numerals for 69, LXIX.

Liberace: A flamboyant gay man given to dramatics.

Libertine: One who pursues carnal pleasures with little concern for the social or
moral constraints of his time. A freethinker. Examples: Marquis de Sade. Synonyms:
debauchee, rake, roue

Lick the Bowl/Jar (Clean): Analingus.

Light in the Loafers: A gay man.

Limp Biscuit: A game of circle jerk in which the players race to ejaculate on a
cracker in the center of the circle. The last man to finish must eat the soggy biscuit.

Limp Wristed: A gay man.

Lingerie: Sexually arousing underwear that accentuates the good and hides the bad
parts of a woman's physique, such as lifting her breasts and compressing her
stomach.
Lip Crispies: A lesion of oral herpes.

Lipstick Lesbian: A woman who dates and marries men but who will kiss or have
sex with other attractive women for attention, to get off, or for money. Most all
female porn stars are lipstick lesbians. These women represent the heterosexual
fantasy of what lesbians are.

Liptease: The act of applying lipstick or eating dick-shaped food in a sexually

provocative way.

Literotica: Literary erotica. A genre of creative writing.

Load: Semen. The porn star Nick Manning became famous for saying his catch
phrase, "Dropping fucking loads," while delivering the money shot.

Lobster: A man who is notorious for pinching women's asses.

Lock Crotches: Sex. Synonyms: joined at the Groin.

Lolicon: A trend in hentai porn that revolves around young Japanese girls. The
focus is more on the innocence of the character, or her lack of sexual development,
as opposed to her actual age. Loli characters are often depicted as having flat
chests, wide hips, and subtle curves.

Lollipop Stop: A truckstrop frequented by prostitutes, who are known as lot lizards.

London Bridge: A group sex act in which two men penetrate women from behind
while the women kiss each other.

Look Both Ways: To ogle a woman inconspicuously.

Looner, Looning: A person with a fetish for balloon popping.

Loose Change: A fuck buddy you call when no other options are available. Used
when you are down on your luck, like loose change or a pay phone.

Lordosis: A mating posture displayed by many female mammals, such as rats or

cats. Usually the receptive female arches her back and displays her ass, inviting sex.

The Lorena Bobbit: During anal sex, the receiving partner squeezes her ass
cheeks together in attempt to snap off the man’s penis.
Lot Lizard: 1. A prostitute who solicits customers at truck stops. 2. A woman who
flirts her way from group to group at a tailgate or other outdoor gathering in search
of free food, drugs, or alcohol.

Love Glove: Condom.

Love Muscle: Penis.

Love Wand: Vibrator.

LTR: “Long term relationship.” Used in personal ads.

Lube the Tube: Anal sex.

LUG: “Lesbian until graduation.” A woman who sleeps with other women in college,
but then dates men. Similar to a hasbian.

Lunch Break, Lunch Meet/Meat, Luncher: A quickie during your lunch break.
Often occurs in a car with a co-worker. Synonyms: nooner, quick lube

Luppie: A lesbian yuppie.

Lush: Someone who often gets drunk and overly flirtatious.

Lust: Sexual desire. Synonyms: luxuria.

Luxuria: Lust as a sin. Unrestrained desire.

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Mack: 1. To successfully flirt with one or more women. 2. A pimp. 3. The act of
pimping, in the metaphorical or literal sense.

Mack Daddy: 1. A lady's man. 2. A pimp. Origins: The 1990s.

Macro Fetish: A fetish for giant, though not necessarily obese, sex partners. Often
reserved for the realm of anime or fantasy. Can be related to vore, crushing, or
growth fetish. Related to micro fetish.

Macrogenitalism: A fetish for large genitals. Similar: phallophilia.

Macrophilia: A fetish for giants. This often involves the fantasy of being at the
complete mercy of a much larger sex partner.

Madame: A woman who runs a brothel. Synonyms: aunt, pimp

Madam’s Apple: An adam’s apple that gives away a MTF transsexual.

Magic Wand/Stick: 1. Penis. 2. Vibrator.

Mail Order Bride: Generally a woman from an impoverished country who agrees to
marry a foreigner with the express intention of economic betterment.

Make Love/Babies/It/Whoopee: Some of the most inoffensive euphemisms for

sex.

Make Out: To tongue kiss for an extended period.

Manal: Anal sex performed on a man. Antonym: femanal.

Mandy: Man candy. A man who is kept around for sexual or dating purposes,
primarily because of his physical beauty or sexual skills as opposed to his success,
personality, or wealth.

Man-gerie: Lingerie made for and worn by men.

Mangina: Formed when a man tucks his dick and balls behind his legs. History: The
most famous mangina appeared in the film, The Silence of the Lambs, when the
cross-dressing serial killer, Buffalo Bill, dances nude in front of a mirror with a
mangina and says, “I’d fuck me.”

Man Hole Cover: A Tampon or period pad.

Manible: An animalistic man. One of the highest compliments a man can bestow on
another man. Often used to refer to athletes who are so manly, they behave like
wild animals.

Manscape: When a man grooms and trims his body hair. Also refers to a male body
that has been expertly landscaped.

Mantsy: Horny, or antsy, for men. Synonyms: cock craving.

Manwich: A devil's threesome with two men and one woman. Related to an ice
cream sandwich.
Marital Aid: 1. A vibrator. 2. An inoffensive term for any sex toy.

Maschalagnia: A fetish for smelling armpits.

Masochism: A fetish for being subservient to a dominant partner who delivers

physical or emotional abuse.

Mastectomy: The surgical removal of one or both breasts, usually as a way of

fighting breast cancer.

Master: The dominant partner in fetish play. Often used as a title the submissive
partner must use in reference to the dominant partner. Ex. Master Honey Badger.

Master-Slave Relationship: An ongoing, fetishistic relationship between a

dominant and submissive partner.

Mastrophobia:A fear of breasts.

Masturbation: Bringing oneself to orgasm.

-Unisex Masturbation: celebrate the celibate, couch hockey, devil's handshake,

diddle, feel your way around, five knuckle shuffle, fly fishing, get to know yourself,
give yourself a low five, hand jive, hand job, hand relief, hand to gland combat,
hands-on training, hand work, hitchhike to heaven, honk your horn, manual
override/labor, one-handed clap, pack your palm, practice safe sex, rub one out, rub
Buddha's tummy, scratch an itch, secret handshake, self abuse, sex with someone
you love, solo sex, staff meeting, take matters into your on hands, take part in
population control, tend to your own affairs, test your batteries, work out a cramp/
things out with yourself, wrist aerobics

-Male Masturbation:

A: adjust the antenna, aid and abet a known felon, answer the bone, apply the hand
brake, assault on a friendly weapon, audition your hand puppet

B: backstroke roulette, badger the witness, bait the hook, bash the bishop, baste
the ham, batting practice, battle the purple-headed yogurt slinger, beat off, beat the
bishop/bologna/meat/your date, be your own best friend, blow your horn/load,
bludgeon the beefsteak, bop bonzo, buff the banister/bananas, build upper body
strength, burp the baby/worm, butter the corn,

C: caulk the cracks in the bathroom tile, change the oil, charm the cobra/snake,
cheese off, check for testicular cancer/ticks, choke the chicken/turkey/Kojak, choke
the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, churn butter, clean out your account,
clean the pipes/rifle, clear the snorkel, combing the hair on your blind pig, commune
with nature, consult with your silent partner, corral your tadpole, couch hockey for
one, crank the shank/yank/love pump, crown the king, cuddle the kielbasa,

D: dance with the one-eyed sailor, date Pam Handerson/Miss Michigan/Fisty

Plamer/Handrea and Palmela/Madame Palm and her five daughters/Rosie Palm and
her five sisters/Mother Thumb and her four daughters, deploy the troops, discover
your potential, dishonorable discharge, disseminate, doddle the noodle, do
handiwork, do it your way, do some janitorial work, do your homework, drain the
monster/vein, dry hump the ottoman...

E: engage in safe sex...

F: fiddle/finger the flesh flute, five against one, five knuckle shuffle, flog the dog/the
hog/your dong/the bishop/the dolphin, flute solo, free willy, frost the pastries...

G: get in touch with your manhood, give it a tug, go blind, Go Hans Solo on Darth
Vader's head, goose the gherkin, 
grease the pipe/hog...

H: hard labor, hold the sausage hostage, hug your hog...

I: iron out some wrinkles...

J: jack hammer, jackin' the beanstalk, jack off, jerk off, jerking the gherkin, jiggle
the jewels...

L: liquidate the inventory...

M: make the bald man cry/puke, make bread rise/a milkshake/chowder with sailor
Ned/stomach pancakes/nut butter/yogurt/soup, manhandle/mangle/manage the
midget, manipulate mandingo, massage your muscle, measure for condoms, milk
the cow/lizard/moose/monkey, much goo about nothing...

N: null the void...

O: oil the glove, one-man show/rodeo/tug of war/band, one gun salute, one man...

P: pack your palm, paddle the pickle/prince, paint the pickle/ceiling, Pam Anderson
Polka, peel the banana, pet the lizard, play the piccolo/organ/skin flute/with dick/a
little five-on-one/a one stringed guitar/in a one-man show/peek-a-boo/it safe,
please the pisser, polish the rocket/sword, pocket pinball, pocket pool/pinball, polish
the sword/family jewels/the helmet/the rocket, pound off/the flounder/the pud/the
fence post, prime the pump, pull rank/the pole/taffy/your own leg/your own weight,
pump the python/the stump, punch the munchkin, putting Mr. Kleenex's kids
through college...

Q:

R: relish your hot dog, roll your own/the Bologna, roman helmet rumba, rope the
pony/pope, round up the tadpoles...

S: salute the general, sample the secret sauce, season the meat, self-induced penile
regurgitation, shake hands with the midget/your wife's best friend, shake the
sausage/snake, shine the pole/helmet/sword, shoot yourself in the foot/airplanes/for
the moon/putty at the moon, chuck your corn, slam the spam/salami/ham/salmon,
slap box the one-eyed champ/the cyclops, sling jelly, smack the salami, solo flight,
spank the frank/monkey, spread the Mayo, squeeze cream from the Twinkie/the
toothpaste/your cheese-dog, soldier's joy, start a crotch fire, stir the batter/yogurt,
stroke it/off, stroke the goat/dog/poke, strum the one-stringed guitar...

T: take a shake break/a few practice swings/a load off, tame the snake/hog/shrew,
taunt the cyclops, tease the weasel, tenderize the tube steak, thread the needle,
thump the pump, tickle elmo, tickle the pickle, toss off, toss the boss, tug the
tapioca tube, tug of war with the baby arm, tune the antenna, tussle with the
muscle...

U: unload the single-shot...

V: varnish the flagpole/banister, visit Rosie Palm and her five daughters...

W: wail away, walk the dog/willy the wonder worm, wallow in self-pity, wank, wank
the snake, wash the meat, wax the weasel, whack off, whip the pony, whip your
dripper/the stiff/up some cream, whitewash the fence, whittle the stick, whizzing
jizzim, wiggle the worm, wind the jack-in-the-box, work willy/up a nice lather,
wrestle the weasel, wring out the rope,

X,Y,Z: yank, yank the doodle/crank/plank/yam,

—Female Masturbation: beat the beaver, clap the clit, finger fuck, fluff the muff,
get in touch with your feminine side, grease the gash, paddle the pink canoe, pet
the poodle, rub one out, slam the clam, tickle the taco, two-finger tango, vagina
monologue, vibing out, waxing the turtle shell,
Mating Ritual: General behavior performed by most members of a species in
regards to mating. In non-human animals, this behavior is easily recognizable, such
as the male Bowerbird decorating his nest with blue objects to entice a female or
Albatrosses performing a dance with their partner.

Mating Strategy: Various tactics used to secure sex partners. These are usually
employed by less desirable members of a species to compensate for their
shortcomings, or to secure a mate who has a higher social value. Human Beta males
do such things as develop senses of humor, secure high paying jobs, or date women
who have children from another man. Beta females may employe such strategies as
being more sexually aggressive than their more attractive counterparts, playing hard
to get, or getting breast implants.

Mature: 1. What a woman mistakenly believes she and her sex partner are when
she dates a man who is significantly older. 2. Used in porn and personal ads as a
euphemism for old.

MBA: “Married but available.” Often used on alternative dating websites.

Meal On Wheels: Oral sex in a moving car. Synonyms: road head.

Meat Hound: One who has an insatiable appetite for man-meat. Synonyms: Cock
Hound.

Meat Market: Any place where people go to show off their bodies and to shop for
sex partners.

Mechanophila: A fetish for machines like cars, bikes, or gadgets.

Medical Play: Erotic, fetishistic behavior involving medical equipment. Often

involves role playing as the dominant doctor/nurse and the submissive patient. This
encompasses a wide range of acts, such as fake gynecological exams to
administering enemas.

Medusa: An ugly woman who has the magical ability to turn a man's dick to stone.
Origins: From the Greco-Roman oracle cult in which followers built up immunities to
snake venom and used the poison against their enemies.

Megalophilia: A fetish for large objects.

Melolagnia: A fetish for music. When a person becomes sexually aroused by music.
Melon Dive: Leaping face first into boobs. Similar to motor boating except it is
often done without consent. A common move at strip clubs.

Melon Smuggler: A woman who wears outfits that mask the full splendor of her
large breasts.

Ménage à Trois: Threesome. Origins: French for "household of three."

Menglish: Coded language used by men to talk about sex and females in the
presence of women.

Menstruation: Synonyms: aunt flo, aunt rosie, all's not quiet on the waterfront,
bleed, blood week, cracking an egg, curse of eve, drip, flying the red flag, holy
week, monthlies, on the bun, on the rag, period, ragtime, red flag, riding the cotton
pony, stop sign, tail flowers, the curse, the plague, the visitor, woman's home
companion,

The Menthol: Performing oral sex while chewing strong breath mints or gum in
order to create a tingling sensation.

Merinthophilia: A fetish for bondage. Synonyms: vincilagnia.

Merkin: 1. A pubic wig. 2. Someone who tries to conceal her lasciviousness.

Origins: Arising in the 1600s, these pubic wigs were used by prostitutes to conceal
the marks of STDs like syphilis or herpes, or to replace pubic hair that had been
shaved off to prevent genital lice. Merkins are currently used by topless dancers and
actresses to prevent full-frontal exposure.

Metrophilia: A fetish for poetry.

Micro Fetish: A fetish for being small, or for engaging in sex play with small
partners. This is often related to macro fetishes, as the person often enjoys
imagining that he is small in comparison to his giant object of worship. Practitioners
of this fetish often like to be smothered or crushed by various body parts of a larger
partner. Often related to vore and crushing.

Micropenis, Microphallus: A penis that is 2.5 standard deviations below the

average penis length for the age of the individual. A micropenis for an adult is
around 7 cm or less.

Midnight Cowboy: A gigolo. Origins: The film by the same name is the only x-
rated movie to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Mighty Mouth: A master of the art of oral sex. Synonyms: hoover.

MILF: “Mom I’d Like to Fuck.” Also a popular category of porn that describes women
with voluptuous curves. Origins: Coined by the film American Pie.

Milking: The act of getting a man to ejaculate through hand stimulation. This can
refer to a hand job that mimics the milking of a cow, or the milking of the prostate
through anal stimulation.

The Milk Man's Kids: Offspring who do not resemble their alleged biological father.

Mint: A perfect specimen of sexiness.

Missionary Position: The most basic sex position. The woman lies on her back
while the man penetrates her from above. Synonyms: mish,

Mister Reliable: A vibrator.

Mixophilia: A fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity.

This fetish often involves mirrors or sex tapes.

Mofo: "Mother fucker."

Mojo: Masculine charm and charisma. The power that gives men the ability to
seduce.

Money Shot: When a man ejaculates, especially on his partner’s face. So named as
this is the one crucial shot in a porno. Synonyms: facial.

Monday Morning Rebound Syndrome: The regret that kicks in when you resume
your professional life after a weekend of experimenting with various sexual taboos.

Monkey Wrench: When a dick is pulled back between a man’s legs and sucked off.

Monster Fetish: A fetish for a wide range of monstrous creatures. Practitioners of

this fetish often enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by a monster. The romance
book series,Twilight, created a whole generation of women who enjoy the fantasy of
being dominated by werewolves and vampires.

Moobs: Man boobs.

Moose Knuckle: The lumpy bulge that appears when a man wears too tight of
pants. Brother of the camel toe.
Moped: An embarrassing sex partner. So named because, like a moped, such a
partner is fun to ride until your friends see you doing it.

Morning Wood: An erection a man has in the morning, usually as the body’s way
of preventing him from urinating in his sleep.

Morphophilia: A fetish for specific body shapes that deviate from the norm. This
could include a love of fat people, dwarfs, amputees...

Moses: A saint who does not mind having sex with, or performing cunnilingus on,
a woman who is menstruating. So named because the prophet parted the “Red
Sea.”

Mother Fucker: Someone who is dumb, desperate, or dirty enough to have sex
with his own mother.

Motorboat: Rubbing your face between a woman's boobs while imitating the noise
made by an outboard motor.

Mouth is Mightier than the Sword: A proverb that proclaims that a man's oral
skills, both in his ability to charm and perform cunnilingus, do more to please a
woman than a large penis.

Mowing the Backyard: Shaving one's buttock.

Mpreg: "Male pregnancy". This fantasy is often reserved for the realms of hentai
pornography.

Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Goodbar, Mr. Goodwrench, Mr. Winky: Penis.

MRS Degree: What a woman earns when she drops out of college to get married or
to have a child.

MTF, M2F: “Male-to-female.” A transsexual who was born a genetic male, but who
has or is transitioning into a female.

Mud Flaps: Large, hanging ass cheeks.

Mud Shark: A white woman who dates black men.

Mud Whistle: A noisy and filthy anus.

Muff: Vagina
Muff Diver: A lesbian.

Muff Diving: Cunnilingus.

Muffin Top: Fat that spills over a person’s pants, shorts, or skirt.

Multiple Body Parts: A fetish for sex partners with extra appendages, including
breasts, orifices, penises, or limbs. Having multiple breasts may make a sex object
seem hyper-female, just as multiple penises may make a male seem hyper
masculine. Related to monster fetishes.

Mumbler: An attractive person. So named as it is impossible to tell what such a

person is saying as their beauty is too distracting.

Mummification: A type of bondage in which the submissive partner is completely

immobilized, often by being wrapped in materials like plastic wrap or being stuffed in
a body bag.

Municipal Cockwash: A promiscuous woman: Synonyms: see slut

Mysophilia: A fetish for dirt or filth. Often a fetish for smelling or tasting items
stained by human fluids. Such items could include underwear, soiled clothes, or a
used tampon.

Mystery Bus: The bus that seems to arrive at a bar when you are drunk, whisking
away all the ugly patrons and replacing them with attractive people.

Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives in the morning after a night of heavy drinking
and replaces the attractive person you brought home with the troll who is sleeping in
your bed.

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Nacho: Perineum. So named as it is "not your" dick and "not your" asshole.

Nacho Salad: Orgy. A delicious, messy indulgence that can only be fully enjoyed by
a group.
Narratophilia: A fetish for dirty talk, sex stories, or having conversations about
sex.

Nasophilia: A fetish for noses. This includes an attraction to a specific type of nose
or even a desire to penetrate a partner’s nostrils.

NBR: “No beers required.” A partner you would fuck without needing to be drunk.

Necrophilia: A fetish for human corpses.

Newcummer: A man who has recently come out publically about being gay.

New York Taco: A vagina that makes you nauseous while eating it due to a
combination of the alcohol it took to desire this particular taco, the head movement
required to ingest said taco, and the taste of fish that has been marinating in a
humid environment all night.

Nipples: The pigmented and raised circles of skin at the center of breasts.

No Homo: A text-speak phrase intended to assert a male’s heterosexuality

following a statement that reveals his latent homosexuality. Ex. “If I was a chick, I
would totally have Bieber-fever. No homo.”

Non-Con: "Non-consensual" BDSM play. This may refer to rape or sex play in which
either partner is aroused by the fantasy of a forced encounter.

Nooner: A quickie that occurs during the middle of the day. Also: lunch break,
luncher

Nookie: Sex.

Normophilia: A fetish for acts that do not violate laws, social norms, or religious
doctrine.

Novice: A new comer to the fetish scene.

NSA: “No strings attached.” Used in personals ads to indicate the user is looking
forcasual sex.

Nubile: A young, attractive woman who has just reached sexual maturity.

Nubs: Small breasts.

Nullo: An extreme body modification fetish or paraphilia in which a person wants to
have their genitals removed, or nullified. Similar to: amputation'amputee fetish,
goro, vore, and orgasm denial.

Nut Huggers: Tight pants worn by a man.

Nuts: Testicles.

Nut Sack: Scrotum.

Nyataimori: Serving food, usually sushi, on a naked body.

Nyctophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: scotophilia

Nymphomaniac: One who is psychologically addicted too, or dependent on, sex.

Synonyms: satyriasis, sex addict, uteromania.

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Obscenity: What gives the judge, or the person deeming a thing obscene, an
erection.

Objectum Sexuality, Objectophilia: A broad category of fetishes in which a

person is sexually aroused by a specific class of physical objects like cars,
monuments, or dolls.

Ochlophilia: A fetish for being in crowds.

Oculolinctus: A fetish for licking eyeballs.

Oculophilia: A partialism fetish that centers around the eyes.

Odaxelagnia: A fetish for biting.

Odontophilia: A fetish for teeth. This can manifest in a person liking to lick teeth,
to leave bite marks, or to extract teeth.

O Face: The awkward face made while reaching orgasm. Origins: The film, Office
Space.
An Old Fashion: A hand job.

Olfactophilia: A fetish for smells. Usually involves body odors.

Omelet: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate in your partner's ear, then fold it
over.

One Hole too Many: A person who ruins her sex appeal by talking.

On the Blocks: A woman who is on her period. Like a car on the blocks, she is out
of commission. Synonyms: Holy week,

One Night Stand: Having sex with a person without the encounter being extended
into a relationship.

Omega Male: A male who has so little power, or influence, that his selection of
potential mates is severely limited. Synonyms: loser.

Onion: A person who becomes increasingly less appealing, and possibly worse
smelling, the more layers of clothes she removes.

Open Relationship: A non-monogamous relationship.

Ophidicism: A fetish for reptiles.

Orchitis: Inflammation of the testicles, which may be caused by a virus like

mumps. Synonyms: didymalgia, testalgia

Oregon Trail: The trail of hair that leads to a dense, wet forest of pubes. A sure
sign a woman does not shave. A common feature of hippie women or butch lesbians.
Synonyms: Amazon trail.

Orgasm: The climactic sensation that occurs at the height of sexual arousal.

Orgasm Denial: A type of fetish play in which a dom teases the sub, but refuses to
let him reach orgasm. This can include the use of such devices as a cock cage.

Orgy: Group sex. Synonyms: bunch punch, club sandwich, crew screw, daisy chain,
fourgy, fuckathon, gang bang, group grope, nacho salad, run a train, team cream,
three way

Osculate: 1. Kiss. 2. To touch.

Osmolagnia: A fetish for body odors like sweat or flatulence.

Outercourse: Dry humping or any form of non-penetrative sex. Usually refers to
sexual rubbing in which the participants are still clothed. Related to frottage and
zipper sparks.

Oviposition: A fetish for egg laying. An uncommon kink, sometimes found in the
furry community and usually only satisfied by means of fantasy or animation.

Ozolagnia: A fetish for strong smells.

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Packing a Gun and a Holster: A hermaphrodite.

Padding: A fat fetish in which pleasure is derived from layering or stuffing one's
clothes to simulate weight gain, either to oneself or a sexual partner. Related to: fat
fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility, stuffing,

Pansexual: Someone who is open to any gender or most any kink when it comes to
sex. Synonyms: trisexual

Painal: Painful anal sex.

Pain Play: A broad range of BDSM activities in which sexual pleasure is derived
from inflicting or incurring pain.

Paint Brush: A wisp of pubic hair, usually on a woman. Similar to a landing strip,
but smaller.

Painted Lady: Prostitute.

Paratrooping: Hunting for a sexual partner in an effort to secure a place to sleep

for the night. Most often occurs when visiting a foreign city. Origins: The television
show, How I Met Your Mother.

Paraphilia: Any sexual fetish that is classified as a disorder because of its extreme
nature, because it is harmful, or because it violates a society's mores or laws.
Pareunia: Sex.

Parthenophilia: A fetish for virgins.

Partialism: A fetish for specific body parts. This includes such fetishes as
nasophilia, oculophilia, and podophilia.

Parting the Red Sea: Performing cunnilingus or having sex with a woman on her
period. The saint who performs such an act is called, Moses. Synonyms: earning
your red wings,

Pasadena Mudslide: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s
chest while she performs oral sex on you in a reclining position. The excrement
becomes a mudslide if it is runny or when it mixes with the pool of body fluid
generated by oral sex.

Patty Cake: When the two guys in a devil’s threesome high-five to prove they are
not aroused by each other. Often occurs when the two males make eye contact.

PAWG: “Phat Ass White Girl.” A common porn category centered around thick white
women who are often paired with black partners.

Paying the Rent: A form of prostitution in which sex is exchanged for goods or
services, though the exchange is rarely explicit.

PDA: "Public display of affection." Most often a crime of drunks and couples in the
honeymoon phase of their relationship.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: An absurd sex act in which a person
defecates on a menstruating vagina.
Pearl Necklace: A piece of jewelry created when a man ejaculates on his partner’s
neck.

Pearl Tramp Stamp: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s lower back.

Pediophilia: A fetish for sex toys, specifically dolls.

Pecattiphilia: A fetish for sinning, as defined by your religious upbringing.

Synonyms: hamartophilia.

Pecker: Penis.

Pecker Head: One who acts as though he thinks with his dick. Synonym: dick
head.

Pederast: A pedophile, particularly one who engages in anal sex with a boy.

Pedophile: One who engages in sexual acts with a child. Synonyms: pederast.

Pegging: When a woman uses a strap-on dildo to anally penetrate a man.

Origins:Savage Love.

The Penguin: While preforming fellatio, the woman walks out of the room before
the act is complete, leaving the man with his pants around his ankles, waddling after
her.

Penicorn: A mythical penis. Often refers to the dick of a man who exaggerates the
size or nobility of his dick. Also an idealized penis with a vibrating, clitoral stimulator
sticking off the shaft like a unicorn’s horn.

Penis: Synonyms:

A: acorn, arrow, auger,

B: baby arm, baby maker, baloney pony, bean tosser, beaver cleaver, beef
bayonet/hammer/stick, Big Ben, The Big Lebowski, Bilbo Baggings, bishop, black
jack, blind salamander, boa, bone, bossman, bratwurst, burrito, bush beater,

C: captain, Chewbacca, choker, chub, cock, Conan the Barbarian, corn dog, corn
holer, creamsicle, cream stick, Cupid's arrow, custard launcher, cyclops,

D: dagger, dick, dickie, dicktator, Dilinger, ding-a-ling, dingus, dink, dip stick, Dirty
Harry, disco stick, dong, Don Juan, Donkey Kong, donut puncher, D train,

E: egg roll, enchilada, Excalibur,

F: family jewels, fiddle bow, fire hose, fishing rod, fish stick, foreman, frankfurter,
French bread, fuck pole/stick/rod, funny bone.

G: Gary Coleman's forearm, gearstick, gear shift, giggle stick, Goliath, gravy maker,
grower not a shower,

H: ham bone, Harry Johnson, Harry and the Hendersons, heat-seeking love missile,
hitching post, hose, hot beef injector, hot dog, hung, hung like a horse, hung like a
zebra,

I: Igor, inchworm,

J: jack-in-the-box, jaw breaker, Jimmy, Jimmy John, Jimmy Johnson, jizz whistle,
Johnson, John Wang, joystick, junk,

K: kickstand, king dong, king kong, knob,

L: lap daschund, light saber, licorice stick, lincoln long, little head/soldier, lollypop,
long john, love dart/gun/muscle/staff/stick/wand, louisville slugger,

M: magic stick, magic wand, man crank/horn/meat/, Mandingo, meat, meat

loaf/popsicle/stick/troll, member, merrymaker, middle leg, milk man, miracle meat,
missile launcher, Moby Dick, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Goodbar, Mr.
Goodwrench, Mr. Winky, mushroom head, mutton, my little pony,my other head,

N: nimrod, noodle,

O: the octagon, one-eyed monster/sailor/trouser trout/night crawler/wonder

weasel/wonder worm,
P: package, pagan steeple, pecker, pee-pee, penicorn, peninsula, Percy, Peter, Peter
Pan, pile driver, Pink Floyd, Pink Panther, pipe, pisser, piss pipe, pistole, piston,
pocket piccolo, pocket rocket, pogo stick, poker, pole, pool stick, Popeye, pork
sword, prick, pride & joy, private eye, prong, pump handle, purple-helmeted love
warrior, pussy magnet, pweenis,

R: the ramburglar, ram rod, raw meat, rod, rolling pin, rudder,

S: salami, sasquatch, sausage, scepter, semen truck, shaft, shamrock, shlong, short
arm, skin chimney/flute, skunk ape, slut stick, snake, Spartacus, staff, staff
sergeant, stick shift, St. Peter, summer sausage, sword,

T: tail pin, tally whacker, third leg, Titanic, tool, totem pole, trouser snake, tube
steak, tuna can, Twinkie,

U,V,W,X,Y,Z: wand, wang, wedding tackle, weenie, weenus, wee-wee, weiner, wet
willy, whacker, whistle, willy, Willy Wonka, Willy Wang, winky, yang, yogurt gun,

Penis Elbow: Any arm injury or soreness that results from masturbating or giving a
handjob.

Penis Humiliation: A fetish for receiving derogatory comments about the size and
inadequacies of your penis.

Penis Puffer: One who sucks enough dicks as to be addicted to the act.

Penis Pump: A cylindrical pump that creates a vacuum to draw blood into the
member. Excessive use can cause serious vascular damage.

Penivore: One whose sexual diet consists entirely of devouring penises.

Peodeiktophilia: An exhibitionistic paraphilia in which a man is aroused by

exposing his penis to unsuspecting victims.
Perineum: The area of skin between the balls and asshole, or the vagina and
asshole. Synonyms: bridge, chode, gooch, grundle, nacho, taint,

Permaboner: A constant boner. Usually the result of a particularly arousing

experience as opposed to the medical condition, priapism.

Personalities: Breasts.

Perversion: “Just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting.
Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium.”—C.M. Stunich

Pervert, Perv: Someone with a fetish for deviant sexual behavior, as defined by the
cultural context.

Pescatarian Fag: A heterosexual man who eats a lot of fish tacos but who can
entice no women to gobble his sausage.

Pescatarian Porn: Pornography that contains only melons and fish tacos, but no
red meat. Such porn is usually easier to stomach than more hardcore, male
dominated porn.

Peter Pan: 1. An impotent penis, so named as it never wants to grow up. 2. An

immature man who has the mentality of a boy.

Pet the Poodle: Female masturbation.

Phallophilia: A fetish for large penises. Similar: macrogenitalism.

Pheromone: Various chemicals animals secrete that influence the behavior of other
members of the same species. These are often involved in attracting mates.

Philander: To engage in sexual affairs with a woman whom a man has no

intention of marrying.

Philanderer: A man who seeks out sexual affairs with no intention of getting
married.

Philemaphobia: A fear of kissing. Often stems from inexperience or a germ phobia.

Philter, Philtre: A love potion.

Phobophilia: A fetish for feeling afraid.

Phygephilia: A fetish for fugitives, or living as a fugitive. Similar to Hybristophilia.

Picasso Ass: When a woman wears too tight of panties or shorts, resulting in four
distinct ass cheeks.

Pictophilia: A fetish for watching porn. Also, when one watches so much porn of
the same act or person, he develops a fetish for that act or person.

Pig Roast: In a devil’s threesome when a large woman is performing fellatio on

one man and is penetrated by another. Synonyms: Chinese Finger Trap.

Pig Sticking: Seeking out obese women to have sex with. Synonyms: hog hunting,
whaling.

Pile Driver: A sex act in which the bottom partner balances her body atop her neck
with her legs above her body. The man squats over her, angling himself down into
her.

Pillow Biter: A gay man who receives anal sex.

Pillow Princess: A woman who enjoys receiving cunnilingus from men or women,
but who does not reciprocate the act.

Pimp: A prostitute’s manager. Synonyms: aunt, hustler, mack, madame

Pimp Check: Informing a fuck buddy who starts to get attached, or who mistakes
your situation for a relationship, that she has crossed a line.

Pink Posse: A group of gay friends.

Pink Sock: A flap of inverted colon that sometimes appears when a man pulls out
too quickly during anal sex.

Pink Taco: Like a fish taco, but without the fishy taste.

Pin the Tail On the Donkey: During a devil’s threesome, the woman kneels
doggy-style on the edge of the bed while wearing a blindfold or tucking her head
under the bed sheets. The men take turns fingering, licking, or fucking her. This
requires that the woman is more than comfortable with the idea of a threesome and
that she trusts that neither man will play the guessing game, “Sheathed or
unsheathed.”

Pinup, Pin-Up: A photo or glossy magazine picture of an arousing woman mean to

be hung up for admiration. Often refers to a style of photography and burlesque that
evokes the original pinup girls that were popularized during WWII. Synonyms:
Bombshell.

Piquerism, Picquerism: A fetish for piercing, or penetrating, another person's

skin. People with this fetish often concentrate on piercing erogenous zones. Origins:
from the French word piquer, or "to prick."

Pirate Treasure: Feces that appears during anal sex, particularly when it contains
golden nuggets of corn.

Piss: 1. The act of urinating. 2. Urine. 3. A state of anger comparable to that of

being urinated on, as in, “I am pissed at that ass clown.”

Pitch a Tent: To get an erection.

Pitcher: The partner delivering the penis to home plate during anal sex between
two men. The top. The counterpart to a "catcher."
Pit Job: When a man masturbates himself in another person's armpit.

Pity Fuck: Sex performed out of a sense of charity.

Plating: Defecating on a clear plate positioned over a person's face. Similar to a

glass bottom boat and a hot lunch.

Play Action Fake: Any move that tricks a woman into thinking that the man has
climaxed in order for him to unsuspectingly ejaculate on her face. Often involves
spit.

Play Chopsticks: When two guys masturbate together, creating their own kind of
simple, yet beautiful duet.

Player: A person who approaches seduction as a game.

Playing Hard to Get: A mating strategy in which a person artificially enhances her
perceived social value by pretending to be uninterested in a pursuer, thus forcing
the interested party to work for her affection. This ritual also allows the pursuer to
demonstrate his social value by overcoming this resistance.

Playing the Skin Flute: Giving a blowjob with particular grace, rhythm, and light
fingering.

Pliant: Flexible in body, or in mind, in relation to what a person will do in bed.

Plow: Sex.

Plumper: Fatty.
Plushies: Those who have ursusagalmatophilia: Synonyms: Furries

Plushophilia: A fetish for stuffed animals. Synonyms: ursusagalmatophilia.

PNP: “Party n Play.” Used in personal ads to express a desire to do drugs, usually
methamphetamines, during sex.

Pocket Pool: Male masturbation.

Podophilia: A partialism fetish that revolves around feet.

Poke: Sex.

Pole Smoker: Someone who is addicted to performing fellatio. Synonyms: penis

puffer

Polyiterophilia: A fetish for group sex.

Polyphallic: Characterized by many phalluses. Often used in reference to art or sex

toys.

Poofter: A gay man. Origins: South Park.

Poon, Poonani, Poonany, Poontang: Vagina.

Poontang Plantation: Brothel.

Popcorning: During a movie date, the man unsuspectingly pokes a hole in the
bottom of the popcorn bag or bucket. He inserts his dick into the hole and waits for
his date to discovery the buttery treat.
Popinjay: A braggart who excessively peacocks himself in an attempt to attract sex
partners.

Pop the Cherry: Taking a woman’s virginity.

Poppers: Alkyl nitrites inhaled as recreational drugs, often to relax the anal
sphincter prior to anal sex.

Popple: A young, attractive woman with a cute face who carries some extra weight,
but who is still young enough that her fat is not offensive or marked with cellulite.
Such women are prized because you can cuddle with them or roll them into a ball
and bounce them about roughly without injuring them physically or psychologically.
Origins: 1. The popular stuffed animal from the 1980s that could be rolled into a
plush ball.

Porking: Sex with a partner who is large enough to be a farm animal.

Pornocchio: A person who lies about his porn watching habits.

Pornstache: A creepy mustache attributed to male porn performers in the 1970s.

Porn Storm: Pop-up windows that bombard a computer screen while the user is
searching for free porn.

Possum: A sex partner who just lies there, as if dead, during sex. Synonyms:
Intercorpse.

Postage Slot: A vagina that looks like a slit in the skin with none of the labia
minora showing.

Pound: Sex.
Psychrocism: A fetish for being cold, or being with a partner who is cold. Also a
fetish for cold objects such as snow, ice, or a frozen glass dildo.

Pregnancy Fetish: A common fetish for fertile woman who are visibly pregnant.
This fantasy often focuses on swollen breasts and bellies. Related to impregnation
fetish

Pregnant, Preggers, Prego: Synonyms: baby bound, belly up, in trouble, knocked
up, loaded, one in the oven, pea in the pod, preggers, preggy, preggo, swallowed a
watermelon seed, with child.

Premarital Sex: When religious people have sex before they are married a first
time. Quote: “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”—
Matt Barry

Premature Ejaculation: A sexual dysfunction in when a man climaxes shortly

before or after achieving penetration.

Premature Evacuation: Sneaking away in the wake of a one night stand.

Prepuce: The skin surrounding and protecting the head of the penis or the clitoris.
Synonyms: foreskin.

Priapism: A painful medical condition in which the penis remains erect in the
absence of sexual arousal. Synonyms: permaboner.

Prick: 1. Penis. 2. A dick head

Prick Peddler/Pusher: Gigolo.

Pricknic: An orgy of gay men.

The Princeton Rub: When two men rubs their penises together in a sexual
manner. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy
League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy
sticks…

Privates, Private Parts: Genitals.

Procrasterbating: Procrastinating via masturbating.

Promiscuous: Possessing a liberal understanding of sexuality. Quote: “A
promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.”—Victor
Lownes.

Prophylactic: A device or measure used to prevent the transmission of disease.

Often refers to a condom.

Prostiboots: Boots that a streetwalker would wear.

Prostitute: One who accepts money in exchange for sexual favors. Synonyms:
bachelor’s wife, call girl, company girl, courtesan, floosie, harlot, harpie, hooker,
hoose bag, hustler, lady of the night, lizard lot, mattress, painted lady, pavement
princess, sister of mercy, sporting girl, streetwalker, strumpet, tail, tart, vent renter,
whore, window tapper, working girl.

Pubephilia: A fetish for pubic hair.

Pubes, Pubic hair: Secondary hair that grows around human sex organs.

Pudding Pop: A penis after dirty, anal sex.

Pudendum: The external genital organs, especially those of a woman. Origins:

From the Latin word, "pudre," which means, "to make or be ashamed."

Punch Drunk Love: Intense feelings of lust that interfere with your ability to think
rationally.

Pug Noshing: Noisy and aggressive cunnilingus, comparable to the way a pug
attacks a food bowl.

Pull the Goalie: To stop using various forms of birth control, usually in attempt to
conceive a child.

Puma: A woman who is younger than a cougar, or who is not a MILF, but who still
preys on younger men.

Puppet Show: A hand job that involves the giver telling a dirty story. A handjob
given while watching a porno or while in a movie theater. A handjob performed while
the giver talks about nonsexual things, such as describing her day or chatting on the
phone with someone else.

Purple Mushroom: Created when an erect penis is pressed so hard into the inside
of a person’s cheek during fellatio, that the outer skin creates a purple protrusion.
Pushing Rope: Attempting to penetrate an orifice with a semi-erect or limp penis.
Origins, the TV show, Archer.

Pussy: 1. Vagina. 2. A man who is timid or scared.

Pussy Broom: Mustache.

Pussy Licking: Cunnilingus.

Pussy Magnet: 1. A man or object that naturally attracts positive, female attention.
2. Penis

Pussy Whipped: When a man’s actions are controlled by the prospect of sex with a
particular woman.

Put Out: Sex.

Pweenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: Weenis.

Pygmalionism: A fetish for a statue or a human-like image, especially a work that

is of one’s own creation. Often involves rubbing oneself against a statue. Synonyms:
agalmatophilia. Origins: The word derives from the character, Pygmalio, in Greek
mythology, who falls in love with an idealized image of a woman he carves out of
ivory.

Pygophilia: A fetish for butts, specifically seeing, touching, or playing with a butt.

Pyrolagnia: A fetish for watching or setting fires.

Pyrophilia: A fetish for using fire or burning objects in sex play.

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Quarterbacking: When defecating in a filthy toilet, one squats above the seat. So
named as the person holding such a pose looks like a quarterback waiting for the
snap.
Quatro Train: A foursome. Usage: riding the quarto train.

Queef: The noise that occurs when air that is trapped in the vagina rushes out,
often during sex or soon after.

Queen: A diva of a gay man who must have everything his way, and who is overly
dramatic. The gay equivalent to calling a woman a princess.

Queening: Sitting on a face as if it is a royal throne.

Queer: A homosexual.

Queer as a Three Dollar Bill: A flamboyant homosexual.

Queer Bait: A heterosexual who is often mistaken for a homosexual.

Queer Goggles: When alcohol allows a person to act on his or her homosexual
desires without fear of the social stigmas that normally constrain such actions.
Similar: beer goggles.

Queer Hole: A man’s asshole.

Quickie: A sexual encounter that is short lived, often due to time constraints or to
avoid detection.

Quick Lube: A quickie, particularly during lunch time. Non romantic sex needed to
help one work more efficiently. Synonyms: nooner, lunch break

Quim: Vagina.

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Racing Stripe: A line of pubic hair extending up from the top of the vagina.
Variations: brazilian, landing strip, paintbrush.

Rack: Breasts.

Rainbow Kiss: Cunnilingus while a woman is on her period. Synonyms: earning

your red wings, parting the red sea,
Raincoat: Condom. Synonyms: goulashes, slicker

Rake: One who is considered immoral, particularly due to his sexual lifestyle.
Synonyms: Debauchee, libertine, rake, roue

Ram: Sex.

Randy: Horny.

Raptophilia: Being sexually aroused by the fantasy of raping another. Synonym:

Biastophilia

Raw Jaw: A person who is known for performing oral sex. Synonyms: mighty
mouth

Ray-Bans: When testicles are draped over a person’s eyes to provide complete
protection from the sun and to make a fashion statement. Synonyms: Arabian
goggles.

Rear Admiral: 1. An absurd sex act in which the man mounts his partner doggy
style, then yanks back her arms and pushes her face first around the floor as though
he is captaining a small vessel. 2. A gay man.

Red Wings: A mark of distinction earned after performing cunnilingus on a

woman who is menstruating.

Retifism: A foot fetish that revolves around shoes. Similar: altocalciphilia.

Reverse Cowgirl: A sex position in which the woman rides atop the man while
facing away from him.

Reverse Missionary: Doggy-style in which the bottom lies on her stomach.

Reverse Swallow: When an anus ingests something, such as a condom or a sex
toy lacking a flared base. This often requires a medical team to extract the object.

Rhabdophilia: A fetish for being beaten, flogged, or whipped.

Rhythm Method: Instead of using birth control or contraceptives, some religious

people try to avoid pregnancy by only having sex at certain times of the woman's
menstrual cycle. Synonyms: Vatican Roulette

Rimmadonna: someone who enjoys giving or receiving rim jobs.

Rimming, Rim Job: Analingus.

Ring the (Back) Doorbell: When a man taps or gently presses the head of his
penis against his partner’s anal sphincter, either to see if she is open for anal sex,
or simply to help relax the anal muscles.

Road Head: Oral sex performed on the driver of a moving vehicle. Synonyms: meal
on wheels.

Robotism, Robot Fetish: A fetish for robots, particularly using robots in sex play.
This fetish may become more common with the rise of increasingly automated sex
dolls.

Rod: Penis.

The Rodeo: When penetrating a partner from behind, the man does any number of
things that will cause his partner to try and buck him off. The man attempts to
maintain penetration with one hand around his partner’s waist and the other in the
air. The instigating event can be anything from the man claiming he has an STD to
his friends bursting in the room. Synonym: The Bronco.
Rod Rash: Chaffing on the shaft of the penis from overuse.

Rolling Dutch Oven: When a driver farts in a hot car and flips on the child safety
locks to prevent his passengers from rolling down the windows to escape the smell.

Roman Helmet: When a limp dick and balls is draped over a person’s face, creating
a war helmet.

Roman Shower: Vomiting on someone to heighten sexual arousal.

Roue: A rogue devoted to a life of pleasure and vice. Synonyms: debauchee,

libertine, rake.

The Rowdy Roddy Pipper: While penetrating his partner from behind, the man
puts his partner in a full nelson or any type of choke-hold.

Rubber: Condom.

Rubber Fuckie: A waterproof vibrator used during long baths. Some are actually
shaped like rubber duckies.

Rubenesque: The word chubby chasers use to describe the objects of their
affection.

Rub One Out: Masturbation.

Rufies, Rohypnol, R-2: The date rape drug some vile assclowns drop in women's
drinks, as such boys clearly have no redeeming qualities that would make a woman
want to willingly have sex with them.
Rump Raid: Anal sex.

Rusty Trombone: Licking a man’s asshole while simultaneously giving him a hand
job.

Ruttish: Characterized by excessive sexual desire. Synonyms: lascivious, libidinous,

lustful, salacious.

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Sadism: A fetish for dominating a submissive partner by inflicting physical,

emotional, or psychological abuse.

Sadist: A person who is sexually aroused by administering pain to himself or others.

Saddlebacking: When two straight teenagers, endeavoring to preserve an

evangelical girl’s virginity, engage in unprotected, anal intercourse. Origins: Coined
in 2009 by the sex writer, Dan Savage, in reference to the Saddleback congregation
of conservative pastor, Rick Warren.

Saddle Up: The initial act of anal sex.

Sadomasochism, SNM, S&M: A broad category of activities in which one partner

derives sexual pleasure from administering or receiving psychological or physical
pain.
Safe Word: A word or phrase that is uttered during fetishistic play to stop the
action, particularly when the play becomes too painful or intense.

Saline Balls: Fetish play in which the scrotum is infused with a saline solution from
an IV to make the testicles appear gigantic. The process takes around an hour, and
the inflation lasts for a few days until the solution is fully absorbed into the body.
The medical term is, scrotal inflation.

Salirophilia: A fetish for soiling the objects of one's desire. This often manifests in
a sex partner being coated in filth. Can be related to bukkake, urolagnia or
coprophilia.

Salacious: Characterized by devious sexual desires or behaviors. Synonyms:

indecent, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lustful, prurient, scabrous, salacious

Salami: Penis.

Sandwich: When a woman is pressed between two men while being penetrated
anally and vaginally. Synonym: DP.

Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-
product of anal sex. Origins: Dan Savage.

Sapiosexual: Attracted to intelligent people.

Sascrotch: The hairy crotch of a male or female that looks and smells as though it
resides in the swamp.

Satyriasis: 1. A male's uncontrollable sexual desires. 2. A neurotic condition in

which men have sex with as many people as possible. Synonyms: gynecomania,
nymphomania.
Sauce Shelf: Breasts. Cleavage.

Sausage Party, Sausage Fest: A gathering in which there are far more men than
women.

Sausage Sandwich: Masturbating a penis between a woman's breasts.

Scabrous: Sexually scandalous. Synonyms: indecent, salacious

Scat: Shit.

Scatophilia: A fetish for excrement.

Schlong: Penis.

Scopophilia: A fetish for being a voyeur.

Scoptophilia: An exhibitionistic fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage

in sexual activity. May involve mirrors or a sex tape. Synonym: Mixophilia.

Score: Sex.

Scotophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: nyctophilia

Scissoring, Scissor Fight: When two women intertwine legs and rub their vaginas
together.

Screw: Sex.
Scrotum, Srote: The pouch of skin covering the testicles. Synonyms: ball bag, ball
sack, nut sack, sack.

Scumbag: 1. A used condom. 2. A person whose value is comparable to that of a

used condom.

Seduce: To purposefully entice another person to have sex.

Seducer, Seductress: One who seduces.

Seduction: The art of enticing someone to do what they secretly want to do—
namely sex.

Semen, Seminal Fluid: The pasty, white goop ejaculated from the penis,
containing spermatozoa. Synonyms: baby juice, bull gravy, buttermilk, cream, cum,
dick juice, dick milk, ejaculate, glue, gravy, honey, hot milk, jam, jelly, jism, jizz,
juice, load, love liquor, man oil, marrow, ointment, pudding, scum, seed, skeet,
slime, soap, sperm, splooge, spume, spunk, swimmers, tallow, wad, white honey,
yogurt,

Semen Sneeze: A sneeze that occurs during fellatio or after swallowing semen. A
true semen sneeze ejects semen from the nose or mouth.

Semi: A semi-erection.

Sensualist: One devoted to sensations or the pursuit of carnal pleasures:

Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist, sybarite

Seventy-One, 71: A 69 but with a finger stuck in each other's ass.

Sex: Ask your mother. Apparently she is an expert on the subject.

Sex Synonyms:

A: action, ass,
B: ball, bag, bang, bash the beaver, beat cakes/cheeks, beat the rug, beef injection,
be intimate, belly ride, bisect the triangle, blanket drill, boing, boink, bone, bonk,
breed, bump nasties, bump, bumper cars, bump uglies, bury the bone/weasel, bush
patrol, butte the biscuit,

C: carnal knowledge, coitus, consummate, copulation, couple up,

D: dance the mattress jig, dick diving, dicking, diddle, dip the wick, do it,
disappearing cane trick, do the deed, do the funky chicken, do the laundry, do the
nasty,

E:

F: feed the kitten, fiddle, fix her plumbing, flesh session, fog the windows, fornicate,
four-legged frolic, freak, fuck,

G: get a piece, get biblical, get into her pants, get it on, get laid, get lucky, get one's
noodle wet, get an oil change, get physical, get some, get some ass, get your dick
wet, get your pole polished, give it up, go all the way, go at it, go to bed with, go to
the bone yard, go to town, greet and meat, grind, grind one's tool,

H: hanky panky, have relations, hide the ferret/Nazi/salami, hit it, hit skins,
horizontal mambo, horizontal tango, hump,

I: intercourse,

J: jackhammer, joined at the groin, joy ride, jump your bones,

K: kicking the tires, knock boots,

L: lay, lay pipe, lie with, lock crotches, love,

M: make babies/it/love/whoopee, make sexy time, mate, mess around, mingle

limbs, mount,

N: nail, nooky, nookie,

P: park your yacht in hair harbor, peg, piece of ass, piece of tail, pin, plow, plug,
poke, polish your pole, pork, pound, pump,
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R: rail, ram, ride,ride the flagpole, roll in the hay, romp,

S: sexual congress, sexual relation, score, screw, shack up, shag, sink the sausage,
slay, sleep with, slide into home, spelunking, squat jumps in the cucumber patch,
squatting on the hog, stable my stallion, stuff,

T: tap that ass, thread the needle, tumble,

U:

V:

W:

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Sexercise: 1. Using sex as a workout. 2. Exercising in a way that resembles sex or

which induces a coregasm. Often done unintentionally with exercise equipment sold
on an infomercial: thigh master, shake weight, fitness ace power.

Sexcellence: sexual excellence.

Sexercism: Having sex with a new partner in order to remove the demon of guilt
and the emotional baggage leftover from the horrible death of a previous
relationship.

Sex Machine: 1. One who is as efficient as the energizer bunny when it comes to
sex. Origins: a James Brown song by the same name. 2. A mechanized sex
toy often used exclusively for penetration. Many of these machines are homemade.
Similar: drilldo
Sexomnia: Like sleepwalking, but instead of taking a stroll the sleeping person has
sex. Synonyms: Somnophilia.

Sexpert: A particularly annoying person who, for whatever reason, believes she is
an expert when it comes to sex.

Sex-reassignment surgery, SRS: the reconstruct of a person's genitals to more

accurately reflex the sex they identify with. Synonyms: Bottom Surgery

Sextasy: 1. The state one achieves right after fulfilling a sexual fantasy. 2. Taking
the drugs, Viagra and ecstasy, simultaneously.

Sexting: Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.

Shaft: Penis.

Shag: Sex.

Shagbag: A promiscuous female or gay man. A receptacle for sex.

Shagable: Fuckable. Attractive.

Shame Shower: A shower to remove the physical and emotional remnants of a

filthy and regrettable sexual experience.

Shark Fin: The impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through her swimming suit
or wet suit.

Shark Week: During a devil’s threesome, one man lies on a bed with his head at
the edge of the mattress. The woman then lies on him in the 69 position. The
second man mounts her from behind in a standing doggy-style position. This move
mimics the feeding frenzy and uninhibited orgy that occurs after sharks converge on
a whale carcass. It also brings the standing man dangerously close to having his
dick chomped by the bottom man. Anal sex will reduce the risk of the top man’s
balls slapping the bottom man’s forehead, but it increases the risk
of santorum dripping on the bottom man’s forehead.

Shart: A hybrid between shitting and farting.

Sheila: Chick. Woman. Origins: Australian.

She-Male: A pre-op, MTF transexual.

Shirley Temple: When any type of clear soda is poured in a menstruating vagina
duringcunnilingus.

Shit: Feces. The second most popular American curse word after fuck.

Shit Canned: Fired

Shit Dick: 1. A penis coated in santorum after anal sex. 2. A dirty fucker.

Shit Faced: So drunk that you could have shit on your face and would not notice.

Shit Head, Shit for Brains: Anyone who behaves as though his brain is composed
of fecal matter.

Shit Hole: 1. An asshole, in both senses of the word. Synonyms: shit ass, shit bag,
shit bagger, shit pipe, shit spitter, shit stain... 2. A low quality place or dwelling.
Shit House: Bathroom.

Shitty: A situation that is as unsavory as dealing with a pile of excrement.

Shocker: Inserting your pointer and middle finger in a woman’s vagina while sliding
a pinky in her ass. Synonyms: two in the pink and one in the stink,

Shop Vacuum: A mouth that is capable of slurping up a wide variety of penises.

Particularly, a mouth that can simultaneously accommodate a dick and balls.

Short and Curlies: Pubic hair.

Shrimping: Sucking or licking toes.

Side Boob: When the side of a boob is exposed in a revealing outfit.

Siderodromophilia: A fetish for trains. Often involves having sex while on a train.

Sideways Smile: 1. Ass crack. 2. Vagina.

Significant Other, SO: A politically correct term used to refer to a sexual or

romantic partner, including a boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband.

Sitophilia: A fetish for food. Often involves incorporating food into sexual foreplay.

Simba, The Lion King: When a man anoints a person's forehead with his semen,
then smears it across her face with his penis. Origins: In The Lion King when Rafiki
anoints Simba with the juice from his ball-shaped fruit.
Sin Hole: A vagina, particularly one belonging to a woman who believes premarital
sex or carnal pleasure is evil.

Sixty-Eight, 68: When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor.
He owes her one.

Sixty-Nine, 69: A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give
and receive oral sex. Synonyms: doubleheader, flip-flop, head over heels, loop de
loop,

Size Queen: One who is obsessed with penis size, to the point where this is a
main criteria for having sex with, or dating, a man. A popular label used in the
pornosphere.

Skank: A promiscuous woman.

Skeet: Semen.

Skid Marks: Shit stains left on underwear, or on bed sheets during sex. Synonyms:
racing stripes.

Ski Poles: During a devil’s threesome, the woman simultaneously pumps both
men’s erections with her hands.

Skull Fuck: Used to describe rough or forced fellatio. Often used as a threat to use
an enemy’s corpse for sexual gratification.

Skuntch: A skanky cunt.

Slave: A submissive partner who has an ongoing relationship with a dominant

master.
Slhore: A slutty whore. Similar: Slunt

Slime Fetish: A fetish for slimy substances, which often takes the form of tentacles.
Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: goo fetish

Slob on the Knob: Fellatio.

Slore: A slut/whore.

Slot B: Asshole.

Slumming: Engaging in a relationship or having sex with someone below one’s

social class.

Slump: An extended period without sex. Synonyms: Dry Spell.

Slump Buster: A sex partner whose primary purpose is to end an extended period
without sex.

Slunt: A slutty cunt. Similar: slhore.

Slurry Bucket: A vagina or anus large enough to accommodate a hand.

Slut: The most popular American term for a promiscuous woman. Synonyms:
adultera, alley cat, bangster, bed bunny, bimbo, bitch, cum dumpster, cum guzzler,
cum slut, cum tart, eager beaver, floozie, hobby horse, ho, hoe, ho bag, hoozie,
hooze bag, hussy, loose, nympho, meat hound, sexpot, skank, slore, slot job, slut
bag, stray, tramp...
Slut Shaming: The counterproductive cultural practice of characterizing
promiscuous females as evil or morally corrupt in order to discourage women from
being as sexually forward as males.

SMD: "Suck my dick." Often used as an insult in text-speak.

Smegma: A mixture of shed skin sells, body oil, body fluids and various other funky
material that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis, and in the
folds of the labia minora. Origins: the Greek word for soap, smēgma. Synonyms:
dick cheese.

Smexy: Smart and sexy.

Snail Trail: The glistening trail of dried semen that often appears inside a man’s
underwear after he becomes aroused or ejaculates. The trail resembles the silvery
tracks left by a snail.

Snape: Snuggle rape. When one person snuggles an unwilling or unconscious

partner.

Snatch: Vagina given to pocketing items, like penises or semen.

Sneezing Fetish: A fetish for watching others sneeze, usually while naked. This
may be related to the fact that sneezing is involuntary and can not be faked, as well
as the fact that sneezing triggers some of the same nerves as an orgasm. Often
related to tickling.

Snow Balling: Spitting semen from one mouth to another. May occur a number of
times.

Snuff: A paraphilia that centers around the fantasy of killing or being killed. Related
to: amputation/amputee fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo,
non-con, pain play, vore, necrophilia

Snuggle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: cuddle, croodle...

SO: “Sex offender.” Used in prison to designate a certain class of offender. Similar
to: kidmo.

Sodomite: One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are
considered deviant by the surrounding culture. Synonyms: brown hatter, bugger,
bum fucker, butt fucker, corn holer, gut butcher, gut fucker, gut scratcher, gut
stuffer, shit stirrer, stern chaser, stuffer, turd burglar,

Solicitation: The act of selling or seeking sex for money. Synonyms: yard sale.

Somnophilia: A fetish for asleep or unconscious sex partners. Synonyms: sleeping

princess syndrome.

Sounding: The act of inserting something into the urethra to inflict a mixture or
pleasure and pain. Derived from the medical practice of removing blockage and
clearing up urination issues. Often performed by using medical grade sounding rods
made of steel. Sounding enthusiasts have branched out, using a variety of objects,
including such seemingly painful and harmful objects and toothbrushes or glass.
Synonyms: urethra play

Soup Kitchen: A hobo orgy, often performed in a confined space. Origins: The
movie,The Other Guys.

Space Docking: When an uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around a partner’s
penis. So named as the connection resembles the docking of space stations.

Spank the Monkey: Male masturbation.

Special Purpose: Penis. Origins: The film, The Jerk.

Spectrophilia: A fetish involving the fantasy of having sex with ghosts.

The Sphinx: A bikini wax in which all pubic hair is removed. Synonyms: full bikini
wax.
The Spiderman: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his hand then
flings the semen at his partner.

Spider Webbing: When semen shoots from an ass after anal sex.

Spill one's Seed: 1. Sex. 2. To ejaculate.

Spinner: A petitie woman who could easily be spun around a dick during sex. This
especially refers to small strippers who can twirl around the pole with ease. In porn,
women with this body type are often branded as "teens," no matter what age they
are.

Spit Fuck: Sex using only saliva as lubricant.

Spit Game: A blatant attempt at verbal seduction.

Spit Roast: A threesome sex act in which the bottom partner is being penetrated
from behind by one man while performing fellatio on another man. Synonyms: hog
roast

Splooge: Semen.

Sploshing: Splashing watery foods on one's self or a partner as an act of foreplay

or for sexual gratification.

Spread Eagle: When a person's legs are spread, forming a V shape.

Spunk: Semen.

Spunk Bucket: 1. Slut. 2. Vagina. 3. Asshole

Squashing: A fetish for being squashed by another partner.

Squirt: When a female ejaculates.

Squirter: A woman who ejaculates.

Stag Party: A guys night or bachelor's party. These gatherings exclude wives and
girlfriends, but often includes strippers, prostitutes, and/or promiscuous women.

Starfish: Asshole. Variations: chocolate starfish

STD, STI: "Sexually transmitted disease," and "Sexually transmitted infection."

Synonyms: VD

Steely Dan: 1. A metal vibrator. 2. Penis. Origins: Naked Lunch.

Stench Trench: A smelly vagina.

Stiffie: Erection.

Stigmatophilia: A fetish for body piercings.

Stinker: Asshole.

Stomach Pancakes: Created when a man ejaculates on his, or his partner's,

stomach.

Straight: Heterosexual.
Stranger: When a man sits on his hand until it falls asleep, then uses the hand
tomasturbate so it feels like a stranger is touching him.

Stranger on the Rocks: Similar to the stranger, except a man numbs his hand in
ice water.

Starfish: Asshole.

Starfish Trooper: One who enjoys licking the assholes of those who have never
engaged in anal play. Usually refers to a gay man. Also, asstronaut

Strap-On: A detachable phallus, often used during girl-on-girl sexual encounters.

Street Taco: A cheap treat a man picks up on the street to satisfy his overwhelming
hunger. Street tacos can cause regret, vomiting, bacterial infections, and even
death. Similar: New York Fish Taco.

Stride of Pride: When a person is proud of who he had sex with the night before,
to the extend that he parades around in the disheveled clothes he wore out the
previous night. Similar: walk of shame.

Strumpet: Slut.

Stud, Stud Muffin: An alpha male.

Stuff: Sex.

Stuffing: A fat fetish in which a person eats, or is made to eat, to the point of
physical pain. Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation,
immobility, padding,
Submissive, sub, subbie: One who derives sexual pleasure from yielding control
to a dominant partner.

Succubus: A demon woman who sucks the life-force from a man.

Suck Ass: When something is compared to the awfulness of performing analingus

on a dirty asshole.

Suck Face: Kiss.

Suck Off: Fellatio.

Sugar Daddy: A wealthy man who financially provides for a much younger, and
considerably more attractive sex partner.

Sugar Baby: The benefactor of a sugar daddy. Synonyms: gold digger, prostitute,

Sugar Lumps/Plumbs/Tits: Small, but appetizing, breasts.

Sugar Momma: An older woman who financially provides for her younger sexual
partners.

The Superman: An absurd sex act that begins when a girlfriend or wife chooses
sleep over sex. The man discretely ejaculates on his sleeping partner's back. When
she wakes in the morning, the bed sheet will be glued to her back like Superman's
cape.

Surfing: Having sex with an obese woman. So named because of the waves of
flesh, the feeling of being unbalanced, and the fear of being crushed.
Surfing the Crimson Tide: 1. When a woman is menstruating. 2. Having sex with
a woman who is menstruating.

Swamp Ass: Sweaty ass cheeks.

Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person.

Swan Sauce: A sweaty liquid of body fluid and dead skin that accumulates around
the vagina.

Sweater Meat: Breasts, particularly ones that are protruding from beneath a
sweater.

Swimmer’s Ear: When so much semen gets in an ear, there is a legitimate concern
of developing an infection.

Swimming in the Red Sea: Sex with a woman on her period. Synonyms: Cherry
Dip,

Switch Hitter: Bisexual. Usually a male bisexual as he has a “bat” to play with.

Swoop & Scoop: When a woman runs a hand down a man’s chest, then cups his
crotch, usually as a means of checking his penis size.

Sword: Penis.

Sword Fighting: 1. When two boys simulate a sword fight with their urine streams.
2. When two men rub their dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks,
frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the
Princeton Rub, tummy sticks
Sybarite: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist,
sensualist.

Sybian: A powerful, mounted vibrator that women straddle. Made famous by

Howard Stern.

Symphorphilia: A fetish for disasters or car wrecks, particularly watching or

causing them.

Syphilis: A venereal disease. Synonyms: French gout, ladies’ fever, lifelong

companion, Neapolitan bone ache, siff,

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Taco: Vagina. Synonyms: fish taco, pink taco

Tadpole: Man who dates older women. Synonyms: cub.

Tag: Sex.

Taint: Perineum. It ain’t your dick and it ain’t your asshole. Synonyms: Nacho.

Taking the H/B Train to J Town: A handjob or a blowjob.

Talent: A woman's physical beauty. Often used as a coded Menglish term when
men are describing the quality of attractive women at a party, bar, or strip club.

Talent Scouts: Men who stand on the fringes of social gatherings staring at women
without bothering to mingle or to conceal their intentions.

Tallywhacker: Penis
Tamakeri: Ball busting.

Tampon: Synonyms: man hole cover, mouth mattress, pleasure garden padlock,
red flag,

Tank-Top Bodybuilder: A man who only works out his vanity muscles on his upper
body and who has slender, feminine legs.

Tanorexia: A disease in which no matter how tan a person becomes, she thinks she
must be tanner to be attractive.

Tantalolagnia: A fetish for being sexually teased.

Taphephilia: A fetish for being buried alive.

Tap that Ass: Sex.

Tard: Abbreviation for a mentally retarded person.

Tart: Slut.

Teabag: When testicles are placed in a mouth or on a face for pleasure or as a

prank. The victim of this prank is often the first person to fall asleep or pass out at a
party filled with the type of dick bags who like to take photos of their genitals in a
friend’s mouth.

Team Cream: Orgy.

Technophilia: A fetish for technology, which usually centers around cyborgs,

robots, and sex machines. This fetish is often related to other fetishes, such as
replacing an amputated limb with a machine, or having sex with a robotic sex doll.

Telephonicophilia: A fetish for phone sex or dirty talk.

Temptress: A woman who derives pleasure from getting men to engage in deviant
activities, like cheating.

A Ten: A perfect specimen of masculinity or femininity.

Ten Pin: A woman who has an hourglass figure and who would score a perfect ten if
her beauty were judged in the Olympics.

Ten Pinter: Someone who you would only consider having sex with after ten pints
of beer.
Tentacle Fetish: A fetish for tentacles, often depicted in hentai or other forms of
animated erotica. Origins: Tentacle porn derived from a Japanese folktale and has
since become popularly depicted in hentai. In these henati scenes, characters often
suffer from "tentacle rape," in which tentacle-like-protrusions from a plant, animal,
or monster force themselves on a victim.

Tequila Golden Shower: When a person takes a shot of gold tequila which is
promptly chased by being showered in urine.

Teratophilia: A fetish for deformed or monstrous people. Synonyms:

dysmorphophilia.

Testalgia: Any type of testicular pain or an inflammation of the testicles. Similar

medical conditions include orchitis and didymalgia. Synonyms: blue balls, hot rocks,
love nuts, stone ache

Testicles: Male gonads housed in the scrotum. Synonyms: ballocks, balls, bangers,
bird’s eggs, clangers, cojones, cullions, danglers, eggs, family jewels, glands,
goolies, jewels, love apples, marbles, nards, nuts, plums, pounders, rocks, seeds,
stones, swingers

Textrovert: One whose social skills, and ability to flirt, are limited to texting.

T-Girl: "Transexual girl." A genetic male who lives as a woman and who may have
many of the physical characteristics of a woman, such as breast implants, but who
still has a penis.

Thesauromania: A fetish for collecting women's clothes. This usually involves

collections of panties or undergarments.

Thick: 1. Fat, but in an appealing way, at least to men who have a fetish for large
women. 2. A penis with a significant girth.

Thigh Gap Porn: Porn that features women who are either so skinny or muscular
that a gap forms above their thighs and below their vagina.

Three-Hole Par: A sex session that utilizes a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus.

Threesome: Group sex with three people. Synonyms: Triolism/Troilism

Thunder Cunt: A woman who is so violent and threatening that it would not be
surprising if her vagina carried an electric charge.
Tickle Torture: A form of BDSM in which a submissive partner is tickled, often
while being bound.

Tickling Fetish: A fetish for being tickled or for tickling submissive partners.
Tickling often triggers some of the same muscles as orgasms. Also, some tickling
enthusiasts see the act as an expression of intimacy. Others simply enjoy torturing a
partner or seeing their partner cry from forced laughter.

Tiger Stripes: Stretch marks. These are as common a sighting at strip

clubs as tramp stamps. When they appear around a woman’s stomach, they are a
good indicator the woman has, or had, a child.

TILF: "Teacher I'd like to fuck."

Timophilia: A fetish for wealth. Similar to chrysophilia.

Tinkering Under the Hood: Cunnilingus, with specific attention paid to working
under the clitoral hood in order to get the engine running properly.

Titanic: A large woman who goes down on a man their first time out.

Tittoo: Tattoo on the breast, particularly around the nipples.

Tits, Tittys: Boobs.

Titty Bar: A strip club.

Titty Fuck: When a dick vigorously slides up and down between a pair of boobs.
Often involves large boobs and lube.

TNA: “Tits and Ass.” Commonly used to refer to softcore media.

Toilet: Synonyms: altar room, bath, bathroom, chamber of commerce, facilities,

gentlemen’s room, ladies’ room, little boy’s/girl’s room, loo, marble palace,
men’s/women’s room, pot, powder room, restroom, sandbox, shit house, shitter,
washroom, water closet, whiz stand.

Token Resistance: When a woman claims she cannot have sex with a man right
before she has sex with said man in order to preserve the illusion that she is not
promiscuous.

Tongue Punch: An invasive act performed by the tongue that is often unwanted. It
can be used to describe abrasive kissing, cunnilingus, or rimming.
Tonsil Exam: Fellatio.

Tool: 1. One who is too stupid to realize he is being used. 2. Penis.

Toolbox: The tools a man uses to get under a woman's hood and attempt to rev her
engine. Specifically, the dick and balls.

Tooth Whitening Treatment: When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth.

Top: The person who penetrates the bottom partner. Also, the dominant partner in
a fetishistic relationship.

Top’s Disease: When a dominant partner believes the control and power he wields
during fetish play extends to other areas of his life. Often occurs when a top believes
a bottom is actually inferior, as opposed to just assuming a submissive role.

Top Heavy: When a woman's bust measurements exceed her hip measurements.

The Tortoise: Any sexual act performed on a person whose pubic area is as smooth
as a tortoise shell. As in Aesop’s fable, you get there before the hare (hair) does.

Top Surgery: When a transsexual changes their biological chest to match that of
their mental gender without changing their genitals. This includes when a M2F
trannsexual gets breast implants and a F2M transsexual gets a mastectomy.

Tossing a Salad: Analingus Licking an asshole. Origins: From the urban legend of
male prisoners using condiments during analingus to mask the taste, to enhance the
pleasure of the act, or to degrade the licker.

Town Bike: Slut. Everyone gets to ride her.

Tramp: Slut.

Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that symbolizes her
willingness to act impulsively, such as getting a trendy tattoo or having a one night
stand.

Tranny: Most often used as a category of porn that includes M2F transsexuals. It is
generally considered a derogatory term, though some transsexuals embrace it.

Transformation Fetish, TF: A fetish for transforming or changing people into other
people, objects, or creatures. This sexual fantasy is often limited to depictions in
hentai and other forms of animated porn, though some body-modification
enthusiasts do try to physically transform themselves into non-human creatures.
Sub-genres of transformation fetish include: human-animal TF, object TF, gender
TF, cock TF, and combining TF.

Transgender: An umbrella term for anyone who embraces an alternative gender

from that of their genetic sex. Transgendered people can include cross dressers,
transsexuals, drag queens.

Transition: The process of legally and medically transforming from one gender to
another.

Transsexual: A person who feels that their mental gender and biological sex do not
match, and who has taken medical and/or legal steps to transition from one gender
to another.

Transvestite: A cross dresser, particularly a man who has a fetish for wearing
women's clothing. These men are often heterosexual.

Treasure Trail: The line of pubic hair extending down from the belly button to the
wider patch of pubic hair. If this appears on a woman, it is a sure sign that she does
not trim her pubic hair. Synonym: happy trail,

Trichophilia: A fetish for hair.

Trick: 1. A prostitute. 2. The sex acts a prostitute performs to get paid.:

Triolism/Troilism: 1. Threesome. 2. A fetish for threesomes, or for watching your

partner have sex with another person.

Tripsolagnophilia: A fetish for getting or giving massages.

Trisexual: A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.

Trojan Horse: When a man covertly slips off his condom during intercourse in order
to secretly unleash his soldiers inside his partner.

Troll: Usually an ugly, short, fat person who is in no way sexually appealing.

Tropical Jungle: A wild pubic region that has gone untended for some time. A
tropical jungle tends to be overgrown, to emanate a swampy funk of decay, and to
be swarming with dangerous life forms.

Trout Pout: Lips obviously enhanced by collagen injection. Synonyms: ASLs, DSLs

Tryke: A MTF transexual who identifies as a lesbian.

Tuck Job: pushing your dick and balls back between your legs to form a mangina.
Professional tuck jobs by cross-dressers and transsexuals often involve a layer of
tight underpants.

Tug Job: A hand job.

Tummy Sticks: A kind of naked dry humping in which two men rub their erections
on each other. Origins: The film, Wedding Crashers. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping
dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the
Princeton Rub, sword fighting...

Tuna Can: A short, thick penis that resembles a can of tunafish.

Tuna Melt: Cunnilingus on a woman after she has received a creampie.

Turd Burglar: 1. The person who slips into a public bathroom just as you are about
to unleash a noisy dump. This person then hangs out for way too long, seemingly
waiting to steal the turd you are forced to hold back until you are alone again. 2. A
gay man.

Turkish Water Boarding: A threesome sex position that is a mix between water-
boarding torture, Chinese water torture, and a Turkish bathhouse with a zany twist.
One man lies on the bed with his head near the headboard. His face is covered with
a pillow, bed sheet, or towel. The woman mounts the man in the cowgirl position.
The second man stands over the first man’s head with his back to the wall while
receiving fellatio sex from the woman. The torture part comes when body fluids drip
from the standing man onto the fabric covering the bottom man’s face.

Turn Tricks: Provide sexual pleasure for profit.

Turtle Head: When a turd begins to poke out of an asshole.

TV: "Transvestite." Often used in personal ads and in porn.

Twat: Vagina.

Twink: A young, skinny, and usually effeminate gay man.

Twisted Sister: A woman or transsexual who lures straight men home in order to
peg them in the ass with a strap-on or a hidden penis.
Two-Dick Mouth: A mouth large enough to comfortably accommodate two dicks
simultaneously.

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink: Inserting two fingers in a vagina and one
in the asshole. Synonyms: The shocker.

Two Squeezes: A nonverbal signal between fetish players, often used by a gagged
partner, to signal that everything is alright.

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Udder Nonsense: Playing with breasts.

Ugly Duckling Syndrome: An attractive person who bloomed late in life and still
has the personality of an ugly person. Often used to describe an attractive person
who is uncommonly nice or who dates people far less attractive.

Umbrella: While fisting an orifice, the fist blossoms open like an umbrella's spines.

Umlauts: Breasts. Specifically, breasts of Germanic origin.

Unbirthing: The sexual fantasy of crawling into a vagina. Particularly popular

among furries and hentai enthusiasts. Sometimes associated with voraphilia, in
which a person fetishizes the idea of being ingested. Pop-culture references:
Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box": "Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb
right back."

Unbutton the Mutton: To take out one's penis.

Uncle Fucker: A gay man.

Unclog the Drain: Female masturbation.

Under Boob: The underside of a perky set of boobs that is exposed despite the
nipples being covered.
Underwear Fetish: A fetish for underwear. This usually involves men who like to
smell, wear, or collect unwashed panties.

Unrequited Love: Love that is unreciprocated. Also, the only type of love that
endures.

Upper Decker: When you defecate in a toilet’s water-tank. Often a kind of ticking
shit-bomb planted as revenge during a party.

Up Skirt: The view up a woman’s skirt. Often refers to the illegal practice of
obtaining such a view without the woman’s consent.

Urethra: The tube that transports urine out of the bladder. Also, in men, the
pathway through which seminal fluid is ejaculated.

Urethra Play: The act of inserting objects into the urethra to inflict a mixture or
pleasure and pain. Synonyms: Sounding.

Urinate: To empty the bladder. Synonyms: bleed the liver, drain the lizard, drain
the radiator, drain the snake, leak, make water, number one, pass water, pee, pee-
pee, piddle, piss, shake the dew off the lily, see a man about a horse, spring a leak,
squeeze the lemon, syphon the python, take a leak, take a piss, tinkle, water the
horses, wee, wee-wee, whiz, wring out a kidney, wring your sock out

Urine: What is emptied from the bladder.

Urolangia: A fetish for watching others drink urine.

Urophilia: A fetish for being urinated on or for urinating on another. Variations:

golden shower.

Ursusagalmatophilia: A fetish for teddy bears. Also, a fetish for dressing up in

animal costumes. A form of plushophilia, which is a fetish for stuffed animals.
Variations: furries, plushies.

Urtication: A BDSM practice of using nettles to sting a partner's skin, causing them
to develop hives. The practice was once used to treat paralyzed body parts.

Uteromania: Unbridled sexual desire in a woman. Synonyms: nymphomania.

Uterus: Where fetuses develop in the female of most mammalian species. In

human females, the uterus is bookended by the cervix, which opens into the vagina,
and by two fallopian tubes.
Uxorious: Showing excessive or submissive affection or fondness toward one's wife.

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Vacation Amnesia: 1. When you cannot recall what, or who, you did while on
vacation without your significant other. 2. Completely cutting off all communication
with a person you shared a romantic encounter with while on vacation.

Vacuum Beds/Cubes: A sex toy used in BDSM, bondage play, and by latex
fetishists. A person is vacuum-sealed in one of these latex beds or cubes, leaving
them breathing through a tube and completely unable to see, hear, or move.

Vagina: ace of spades, adam's cave, altar of love, axe wound, baby gap, baby
incubator, bacon strips, bear claw, bearded clam, beaver, blackberry, box, bush,
cabbage patch, cake, canal street, candle holder, catcher's mitt, cavern, cellar door,
clam burger, cleft, cock dock/holder/socket, cockpit, coochy, coonskin cap, cooter,
cooze, crack, cranny, crawl space, crease, crevice, crotch, crumpet, cunt, danglers,
dick storage unit, divine scar, downtown, dugout, eel skinner, fanny, female parts,
fish taco, flower, fly trap, foofoo, fort bushy, front butt, fur, fur burger/box/pie,
furrow, fuzz, kitty, gash, growler, gully hole, hair pie, hairy harmonica, ham wallet,
harbor of hope, holiest of holies, honey hole, honeypot, hooha, hot pocket, juice
box, kangaroo pouch, kitten, kitty, lady bits/parts, lotus blossom/patch, love
canal/pudding/tunnel, lower lips, mailbox, manhole, mark of the beast, meat
grinder, Medusa, Miss Nancy, muff, nanner, naughty/prick purse, panty hamster,
pink taco, pleasure pit, pocket, poon, poonany, poontang, postage slot, powder box,
pudding pot, pussy, quim, rabbit hole, sascrotch, sideways smile, sin hole, skin
chimney, slash, slit, slot, slurry/spunk bucket, snapper, snatch, sperm sponge, stab
wound, stench trench, taco, tamale, trim, tulip, tuna taco, tunnel of love, twat, vag,
vagine, va-j-j, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, whispering eye, wizard's sleeve, the y,
yoni/yawne, Yucatán Peninsula, zipper

Vagina Dentata: Latin for toothed vagina. Origins: From various folktales and
urban legends originally used to discourage men from forcing women to have sex or
from having sex with foreign women.

Vagina Extender/Tightener: When a woman grips her partner’s penis during

penetration, fostering the illusion that her vagina is tighter and/or deeper, or to
prevent the man from pulling out when he ejaculates.
Vagina Spaghetti: A hairy vagina coated in menstrual blood.

Vagitarian: One whose sexual urges are satisfied almost exclusively by performing
cunnilingus on others.

Vajabond: A man who wanders from vagina to vagina, never settling in one for too
long.

Va-j-j, Vajayjay, Vajaja, Vjayjay: Vagina. Origins: Oprah.

Vajazzle: A bedazzled vagina that looks as though it has erupted with a sparkling
STD. It is not advisable to have sex with such a vagina as the rhinestones can cause
serious injury. Like most lingerie, such ornaments make the person wearing this
decor feel sexy, but they serve little practical purpose.

Van Dyke: A butch lesbian who drives a masculine vehicle or who is a professional
truck driver. Also, a lesbian or pre-op female-to-male transexual with facial hair.

Vanilla: Mainstream sexual acts or couples.

Vart: A vaginal fart. Synonyms: queef.

Vasopressin: A hormone that, among other things, influences pair bonding and
mate guarding in some mammals.

Vatican Roulette: The rhythm method of birth control.

V Card: Membership into the virgin club. One voids his v card the first time he has
sex.

Venereal Disease, VD: Any sexually transmitted disease. Synonyms: STD, STI,

Venery: The search for or achievement of sexual ecstasy.

Venus with a Penis: A pre-op male-to-female transexual.

Ventriloquist: A woman who can queef on command.

Vertical Smile: Vagina.

Viagra: The first and most famous pill approved by the FDA for treating erectile
dysfunction. Synonyms: the little blue pill.
Vibrator: Any sex toy that stimulates a clitoris by vibrating. A vibrator can be a
dildo, but not all dildos vibrate. Synonyms: crotch rocket, love wand, magic wand,
magic stick, marital aid, Mr. Fantastic, rubber fuckie, steely dan, weed wacker,

Vicarphilia: A fetish for living vicariously through others. Often involves listening to
other people's sexcapades.

Vick's Vaporlove: Using Vick's Vaporub to masturbate or as lube during sex.

The Viennese Oyster: From her back, the flexible bottom partner crosses her feet
behind her head while the man penetrates her.

Vincilagnia: A fetish for being bound or tied up. Often involves a desire to feel at
the mercy of another. Synonyms: merinthophilia.

Virgin: One who has yet to have sex.

Virginity: A state of being sexual inexperienced that some maniacs consider to be a

virtue.

Virile: Masculine. Filled with male energy.

Voluptuary: One who is devoted to the pursuit of carnal pleasure. Synonyms:

apolaustic, sybarite

Voluptuous: An adjective that is used to describe a curvy woman with large breasts
and or a large ass. Often a euphemism for a fatty.

Vomit Fetish: Any fetish involving vomit. These include being vomited on, watching
others vomit, or forcing oneself to vomit. Synonyms: Emetophilia.

Vore, Voraphilia: A fetish for being eaten alive, or eating another person who is
still alive. A sexualized version of cannibalism.

Voyeur, Voyeurism: A fetish for spying on others, particularly their sexual

activities.

V-Point Relationship: A polyamorous relationship in which two people have a

sexual relationship with the same person, but not with each other.

Vulva: The vagina, clitoris, and labia.

Vulvodynia: Chronic vulvar pain, particularly during sex.

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Wail Away: Vigorous masturbation.

Walk like Tarzan, Talk like Jane: A masculine homosexual man with a feminine
voice.

Walk of Shame: The walk home after sleeping at a sex partner's house. These
walkers are easy to spot as they are wearing the going-out clothes from the night
before. This walk most often occurs on college campuses and is made all the more
shameful by the fact that this person's sex partner was not considerate enough to
escort her home.

The Walrus: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his partner’s mouth,
then pinches her lips together, causing the semen to drip from the sides of the
mouth like the teeth of a walrus.

Wang: Penis.

Wank: Masturbate.

Wanker: A jerk-off. Someone who masturbates constantly.

Wank Off: Fuck off.

Wank Job: Hand job.

War Wound: A sex injury.

Water Sports: Any type of sex play that involves urine or enemas. Also a category
of porn.

Wanton: To behave in a sexually arousing manner. Usually used to describe

promiscuous women.

Wedding Tackle: Penis.

Weed Wacker: A vibrator used on a hairy, overgrown vagina that has been
suffering from neglect.
Weenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: pweenis

Weiner: Penis.

Well Endowed/Hung: Possessing a large penis.

Western Grip: While masturbating, a man turns his hand around so that his thumb
faces his stomach, similar to the grip rodeo riders use.

Wet: Being sexually aroused. Specifically refers to when a woman's vaginal fluids
are flowing in advance of penetration.

Wet & Messy Fetish: A broad spectrum of fetishistic acts that involve making a sex
partner wet and messy with various substances. This includes bukkake, sploshing,
goo fetish, slime fetish...

Wet Dream: A dream that accompanies a nocturnal ejaculation.

Whack It/Off: Male masturbation.

Whale Eye: Anus.

Whale Tail: The waistband of a thong or G-string that sticks out above the rim of a
woman’s pants or skirt. Like a tramp stamp, a whale tail, is a telltale sign of a
promiscuous woman. The term is used heavily in the practice of whaling, as spotting
a whale tale is a sign of an easy target.

Whaling: Hunting fatties. Common whaling vernacular includes: spotting a “whale

tail,” “harpooning,” “there she blows,” and “spermaceti.” While master whalers
participate in this trade for sport, or as a form of bonding with fellow whalers, others
take it on as a profession. If one harpoons a whale that is wealthy, this endeavor
can also turn out to be financially beneficial. Synonyms: hogging, hog hunting, pig
sticking, porking.

Whiff of Lavender: A relationship or marriage that disguises one or both of the

partners’ homosexuality. Similar: beard, closet door

Whisker Basket/Biscuit: A hairy vagina.

Whiskey Dick: Impotence resulting from drinking too much alcohol. Also the
excuse men use when they cannot get an erection with a sex partner they met while
drinking.
White Honey: Semen.

Whore, Whore Bag: Prostitute.

Whore Exchange: The collection of women's clothes left behind from a string of
one-night-stands. Often these clothes are left by women rushing to leave or as an
excuse for them to return later. In either case these garments are then donated to
the whore exchange, which should consist of two boxes: small and medium. When a
woman does not want to make the walk of shame wearing the same clothes from
the previous night, she may search for a new outfit from the "whore exchange." If
the woman is bigger than a medium, a potato sack should be made available for
her.

Whorelock: A warlock of whores. A wizard at seducing and unlocking the legs of

promiscuous women.

Whoreship: The worship of whores. An affinity for promiscuous women.

Whoriental: A promiscuous Asian person.

Whispering Eye: Vagina. Origins: Role Models.

Wide Stance: A reference to a closeted gay man's conservative views on

homosexuality. Origins: While using a men’s restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul
International Airport, Larry Craig—then the republican Senator of Idaho—was
arrested for lewd conduct after tapping the foot of the undercover cop in the urinal
next to him. In some circles, this move is a way of inquiring if another man is
interested in anonymous sex. When defending himself, and his sexuality, Craig
claimed he merely had a wide stance.

Wife: A legal prostitute who contractually agrees to sell her services to a single man
for an indefinite period of time. Synonyms: ball and chain, best friend, bride,
companion, consort, esposa, homewench, mate, monogamist, old lady, other half,
partner, spouse, wifey,

Wingman: A friend who helps you meet and seduce sex partners. Origins: A film
about fighter pilots coming to terms with their homosexuality: Top Gun.

Wizard's Sleeve: A vagina that droops like an oversized coat sleeve. Such a sleeve
may have a few tricks hiding up it, but none that you want to see. Origins: Borat.
Womyn: Woman, as spelled by militant feminists/lesbian who want to completely
disassociate themselves from men.

Woody: Erection.

Woody Allen: When a man with a dense patch of pubic hair balances a pair of
glasses on the shaft of his penis. Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.

Woofter: Homosexual.

Work Spouse: A person who you develop a friendship with at work, and who you
would likely date if you were both single. Real spouses often become jealous of all
the time their significant other shares with a work spouse.

Worship: To obsessively adore or appreciate a person or a body part. In fetish pay,

this often involves kissing, licking, or massaging a dominant partner. Similar
behavior may be involved in the worship of specific body parts, such as ass worship,
foot worship, or dick worship.

W/S: “Watersports.” Used in personal ads and porn.

WTF: “What the fuck.”

XYZ
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Xanthodont: Someone with yellow teeth.

Xenophilia: A fetish for strangers or foreign objects.

Xeronisus: An inability to reach orgasm.

XXX, Triple X: Used to designate something as pornographic and sexually explicit.

XDR: A cross-dresser.

Xenofuckic: Just as xenophobic people are afraid of foreigners, xenofuckic people

are afraid of having sex with foreigners or strangers.

Xeric: Lacking lubrication.

Yard Sale: When a streetwalking prostitute invites strangers to visit her lawn and
handle her used goods. Synonyms: solicitation.

The Y: Vagina.

Yank, Yank the Doodle/Crank/Plank/Yam: Male masturbation.

Yearn: A feeling of sexual longing, usually for a specific person.

Yeastiality: A fetish for bread. Often involves having sex with warm dough.

Yeasty Buns: A large buttocks seemingly made of leaven bread.

Yellow Fever: Being sexually attracted to Asians.

Yellow Shower: Urinating on someone for sexual pleasure. Synonym: golden

shower.

Yestergay: A person who claims they used to be gay. Similar: hasbian.

Yiffing: Sexual acts involving stuffed animals.

Yodeling in the Canyon/Gully : Cunnilingus.

Yogurt: Semen.

Yoni: Vagina. Often used in The Kama Sutra and by hippies.

Your Mom: Apparently she is a very promiscuous woman.

Yucatán Peninsula: Vagina, particularly one contained within a triangle tan-line,

especially if said tan was obtained on vacation in Mexico.

Zebra: 1. A white woman wearing visible black underwear or a bikini. Also, a black
woman wearing visible white underwear or a bikini. 2. A person from Africa of mixed
race. 3. A white or black person who behaves like a member of another he race.
Synonyms: Oreo,

Zelophilia: A fetish for feeling jealous.

Zentai: A fetish in which participants wear Zentai suits—skintight suits made from
thin, stretchy fabric—in order to have anonymous sex with other Zentai enthusiasts,
or to participate in some anonymous dry humping.
Zepplins: Fake breasts that are so large and perky that they seem to be filled with
helium and capable of transporting their owner through the air. Also, "Flesh
Zepplins."

Zero: Anus.

Zipper: Vagina.

Zipper Sparks: Dry Humping.

Zipper Sex/Dinner: Fellatio with the penis sticking through a man's fly.

Zipper: Vagina.

Z-Job: An act performed by a gigolo. If you have to ask, you can't handle it.
Origins: The movie, Beerfest.

Zombie Mask: When a man ejaculates in his partner’s eyes, causing her to stumble
around the room with her hands out, moaning, temporarily blind, and pissed off.

Zoophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an animal. May
involve walking on all fours, wearing a collar, and eating out of pet bowls.

Zoosexual: One who has a sexual preference for animals.

Zwischenstufe: Homosexuality. Being aroused by members of the same sex.