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opic: Quotes to Make You Smile - Famous Sayings to Make You Smile

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
Author Unknown

Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Author Unknown

I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!


Author Unknown

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.


Mark Twain

As God once said, and I think rightly...


Margaret Thatcher

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy
next to me.
Woody Allen

Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree.


Lisa Bryant

If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween
the holidays?
Josh Longden

If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?
Author Unknown

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.


Groucho Marx

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.


Oscar Wilde

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


Billy Crystal

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Author Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.


Author Unknown

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Author Unknown

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Author Unknown

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.


Author Unknown

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.


Oscar Wilde

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.


Oscar Wilde

It’s not that I’m afraid to die I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

All heiresses are beautiful.


John Dryden

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Laurence J Peter

Humour is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.


Mark Twain

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.


Flanders and Swann

The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed’.
Dorothy Parker

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
difficult.
Charlotte Whitton

Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.


Derek ‘Del boy’ Trotter

Topic: Purpose of Life Quotes - Sayings about Life's Purpose, Famous Quotes
Purpose of Life Quotes 1 2 

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
Aristotle

Life finds its purpose and fulfillment in the expansion of happiness.


Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

No eternal reward will forgive us now


For wasting the dawn.
Jim morrison
From The Wasp.
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we
didn't learn a little, at least we didnt get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be
thankful.
Buddha

I believe that the very purpose of life is to seek happiness.


Dalai Lama
The Art of Happiness.

From time to time, to remind ourselves to relax, to be peaceful, we may wish to set aside some time
for a retreat, a day of mindfulness, when we walk slowly, smile, drink tea with a friend, and enjoy
being together as if we are the happiest people on Earth.
Thich Nhat Hanh

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.


Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to


have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.
Voltaire

You see the Earth as a bright blue and white Christmas tree ornament in the black sky. It's so small
and so fragile - you realize that on that small spot is everything that means everything to you; all of
history and art and death and birth and love.
Russell Schweikart, astronaut

To have no set purpose in one's life is the harlotry of the will.


Stephen MacKenna

We all possess the thunder of pure fury and the calm breeze of tranquility. If it wasn't for tomorrow,
how much would we get done today? Whatever your purpose... embrace it completely. Get lost in the
clouds every now and then so you never lose sight of God's wonder.
Paul Vitale

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.


Washington Irving

I would rather be ashes than dust; I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brillant blaze
than it should be stifled by dry-rot; I would rather be in a superb meteor, every atom of me in
magnificent glow than in a sleepy and permanent planet; the proper function of man is to live, not to
exist; I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them; I shall USE my time.
Jack London

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. 


Alan Coren
The Sanity Inspector.

How to gain, how to keep, and how to recover happiness is in fact for most men at all times the secret
motive for all they do.
William James

In men whom men condemn as ill,


I find so much of goodness still,
In men whom men pronounce divine,
I find so much of sin and blot,
I do not dare to draw a line
Between the two, where God has not.
Joaquin Miller

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.


Emily Dickinson

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced; live your life so that when you die, the world
cries and you rejoice.
Cherokee Saying

The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it,
immediately or in the long run.
Henry David Thoreau

Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected.


Sophocles

You are a child of the Universe, no less than the moon and the stars; you have a right to be here. And
whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should.
Max Ehrmann

I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be
really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
Albert Schweitzer

The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
Joan Borysenko

Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.


George Elliot

We were not sent into this world to do anything into which we can not put our heart.
John Ruskin

Life is a promise; fulfill it.


Mother Theresa

An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
James Michener

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.


Ralph Waldo Emerson

The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose


Richard Leider

If you can not find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it? Dogen Belief
consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul; unbelief, denying them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs.
Lin Yutang
Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music-the world is so rich,
simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
Henry Miller

You are what your deep driving desire is; As your deep driving desire is, so is your will; As your will is
so is your deed; As your deed is so is your destiny.
Brihadaranyaka Upanishad

That is happiness: to be dissolved into something complete and great.


Willa Cather

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice.

Each small task of everyday is part of the total harmony of the universe.
St. Theresa of Lisieux

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.


Martin Luther King

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
Marcus Aurelius

Topic: Wedding Verses & Blessings, Marriage Verses & Blesssings


Related Quotes:   Wedding Toasts   Wedding Quotes   Love   Marriage

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
The Bible
1 Corinthians 13. 4-8

Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God
my God. Where you die I will die, and there I will be buried. May the LORD deal with me, be it ever so
severely, if anything but death separates you and me.
The Bible
Ruth 1. 16-17

Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its
jealousy unyielding as the grave.
It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame.
Many waters cannot quench love; rivers cannot wash it away. If one were to give all the wealth of his
house for love, it would be utterly scorned.
The Bible
Song of Solomon
How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and
the fragrance of your perfume than any spice.
The Bible
Song of Solomon

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine.
The Bible
Song of Solomon

Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work:
If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him
up!
Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?
Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly
broken.
The Bible
Ecclesiastes 4

You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
Ay, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love:
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Kahlil Gibran
The Prophet

All other things, to their destruction draw,


Only our love hath no decay;
This, no tomorrow hath, nor yesterday,
Running it never runs from us away,
But truly keep his first, last, everlasting day.
John Donne
The Anniversary

Then happy I that love and am beloved,


Where I may not remove nor be removed.
William Shakespeare
Sonnet 25

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.


William Shakespeare
Venus and Adonis

Look down, you gods,


And on this couple drop a blessed crown!
William Shakespeare
The Tempest

Grow old along with me!


The best is yet to be.
Robert Browning

Marriage is the union of two divinities that a third might be born on earth. It is the union of two souls
in a strong love for the abolishment of separateness. It is that higher unity which fuses the separate
unities within the two spirits. It is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance, and whose
ending is Eternity. It is the pure rain that falls from an unblemished sky to fructify and bless the fields
of divine Nature.
Kahlil Gibran
Words of the Master

Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself.


But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires:
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips.
Kahlil Gibran
The Prophet

Come live with me, and be my love,


And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
John Donne
The Bait

A thing of beauty is a joy forever:


Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams.
John Keats
Endymion

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.


Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth for the other.
Now there is no more loneliness, for each of you will be companion for the other.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you. 
Go now to your dwelling place to begin the days of your life together.
May your days together be good and long upon the earth.
Apache Blessing

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life - to
strengthen each other in all labour, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all
pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?
George Eliot
Adam Bede

When two people are one


in their inmost hearts,
They shatter even the strength of iron or of bronze.
And when two people understand each other 
in their inmost hearts,
Their words are sweet and strong,
like the fragrance of orchids.
I Ching
When Two People Are at One

You and I
Have so much love,
That it
Burns like a fire,
In which we bake a lump of clay
Molded into a figure of you
And a figure of me.
Then we take both of them,
And break them into pieces,
And mix the pieces with water,
And mold again a figure of you,
And a figure of me.
I am in your clay.
You are in my clay.
In life we share a single quilt.
In death we will share a single coffin.
Kuan Tao-Sheng
Married Love

I love you,
Not only for what you are,
But for what I am
When I am with you. 
I love you,
Not only for what
You have made of yourself,
But for what
You are making of me.
I love you
For the part of me
That you bring out.
Roy Croft
Love

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,


My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife
or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and
happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes,
kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting.
Mother Teresa

What is a vow,
but an intention
spoken out before the world
so that the world, in hearing,
might take part
in aspirations
of the willing heart?
In our coming here today
to join and bless
the joy of your becoming wed,
may we enter in
the truth of the words you've said,
"I do."
Maureen Tolman Flannery
Entering the Vow

Topic: Thank You Quotes - Thank You Sayings, Thanks Quotes & Sayings
Thank You Quotes 1 2 
Related Quotes:  Gratitude

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
William Ward

I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks.


William Shakespeare

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.
Author Unknown

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.


G.B. Stern

The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
Oscar Wilde

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain

Thank you for the good times,


The days you filled with pleasure.
Thank you for fond memories,
And for feelings I'll always treasure
Karl Fuchs

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.


James Allen

How beautiful a day can be


When kindness touches it!
George Elliston

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.


Jean Baptiste Massieu

To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.


Toni Mont

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them.
John F. Kennedy

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is "thank you", it will be enough.
Meister Eckhart

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled
by wonder.
G.K. Chesterton

The six most important words: I admit I made a mistake. The five most important words: You did a
good job. The four most important words: What is YOUR opinion? The three most important words: If
you please. The two most important words: Thank You. The one most important word: We. The least
important word: I.
Author Unknown

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.


Hansa Proverb (Nigeria)

Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the
expectation of anything in return. Truly appreciate those around you, and you'll soon find many others
around you. Truly appreciate life, and you'll find that you have more of it.
Ralph Marston

I find that the more willing I am to be grateful for the small things in life, the bigger stuff just seems
to show up from unexpected sources, and I am constantly looking forward to each day with all the
surprises that keep coming my way!
Louise L. Hay

I thank everyone that has caused me to suffer, without you I would have no reason to express myself.
Author Unknown

The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude.
Gordon T. Watts

Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel.


Author Unknown

Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven on earth.
Sarah Ban Breathnach

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world
remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike

Saying thank you creates love.


Daphne Rose Kingma

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.


Jean Baptiste Massieu

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good
deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.
William Feather

I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.


Benjamin Disraeli

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.
Author Unknown

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
William Arthur Ward

Thankfulness is the beginning of gratitude. Gratitude is the completion of thankfulness. Thankfulness


may consist merely of words. Gratitude is shown in acts.
David O. McKay

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.
Cicero

Topic: Purpose of Life Quotes - Sayings about Life's Purpose, Famous Quotes
 1 Purpose of Life Quotes 2

Long years must pass before the truths we have made for ourselves become our very flesh.
Paul Valery

Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and
detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains.
Henry David Thoreau

The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.


Robert Louis Stevenson

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
George Bernard Shaw

It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself.


Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.


Friederich Nietzsche

Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.
Euripides

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.


Malcom Forbes

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put
the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

The education of the will is the object of our existence.


Ralph Waldo Emerson
Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.
Benjamin Disraeli

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.


Aesop

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Benjamin Franklin

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Edward Phelps

The days that are still to come are the wisest witnesses.
Pindar

However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an hour and minute, when
some significant action is performed for the first or last time.
Peter Quennell

It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
Marcus Aurelius

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Confucius

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.


D.H. Lawrence

The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.
Aristotle

Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not.
E.R. Beadle

Success is never final.


Winston Churchill

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation,
which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

There is only one way to come into this world; there are too many ways to leave it.
Donald Harington

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness, though an indefinite concept, is the goal of all rational beings.


Immanuel Kant

It appeared to me obvious that the happiness of mankind should be the aim of all action, and I
discovered to my surprise that there were those who thought otherwise.
Bertrand Russell

All men seek happiness. This is without exception. Whatever different means they employ, they all
tend to this end. The cause of some going to war, and of others avoiding it, is the same desire in both,
attended with different views. This is the motive of every action of every man, even of those who hang
themselves.
Blaise Pascal

Nothing endures but change.


Heraclitus

There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision.
William James

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Clarence Buddinton Kelland

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little; it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
Thomas Paine

Life is not a spectacle or a feast; it is a predicament.


George Santayana

It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants.
Blaise Pascal

Life is but a moment, death also is but another.


Dr Robert Schuller

So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each
man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that
you do not know it - this is knowledge.
Confucius

Such as we are made of, such we be.


William Shakespeare

You only live once- but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather,
loved in spite of ourselves.
Victor Hugo

We teach what we live.


Author unknown

Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time.


T.S. Elliot

In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on!
Leo Buscaglia

It is better to deserve an honor and not receive it, than to receive one, and not deserve it!
Mark Twain

Topic: Quotes to Make You Think, Famous Quotes to Make You Think, Sayings, Quotations
Quotes to Make You Think 1 2 

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Author Unknown

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news: The news is that you don't know how great you can
be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish!
Anne Frank

The hardest thing to open is a closed mind.


Author Unknown

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -


I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost
The Road Not Taken.

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in
awhile and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
George Horace Larimer

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for
poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
Audrey Hepburn

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.


Sun-tzu

Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the
evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert Einstein

As I was walking up the stair,


I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Hugh Mearns

We have met the enemy and they are us!


Walt Kelly
Pogo.

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.
Pope John Paul I

We shall not cease from exploration


And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
T.S. Eliot
Little Gidding.

Invent a past for the present.


Daniel Stern

The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
Susan Sontag

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett

The Great Way has no gate.


Clear water has no taste.
The tongue has no bone.
In complete stillness, a stone girl is dancing.
Seung Sahn

It isn’t what the book costs. It’s what it will cost you if you don’t read it.
Jim Rohn

You must be the change you want to see in the world.


Mahatma Gandhi

My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.
Tom Stoppard

We dance round in a ring and suppose,


But the Secret sits in the middle and knows.
Robert Frost
In the Clearing.

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.


Henri L. Bergson

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I
cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
Hellen Keller

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
Josh Billings

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
Will Rogers

Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a
certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if
I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at
the beginning.
Mahatma Gandhi

You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Christopher Columbus
To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both.
St Catherine of Siena

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we took so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one that has been opened up for us
Helen Keller

We don’t see the things the way they are. We see things the way WE are.
Talmund

Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don’t have any problems, you don’t get
any seeds.
Norman Vincent Peale

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
Dr Wayne Dyer

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that
having problems is a problem.
Theodore Rubin

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.
Author Unknown

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