What Is A Mangina

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Q: What is a mangina?

A: A mangina is an emasculated male who defers and caters to women. He has no spine to tell a woman
NO. He feels ashamed of his sexuality and often condemns other men on behalf of women.
Mangina symptoms:
You can't say NO to women
You rarely confront a women or stand against her in a disagreement
When you disagree with someone, you usually complain about how the person makes you feel You find
yourself constantly trying to compromise with women
You side with women on any social issue (Tiger Woods v. Elin, Mel Gibson v. Oksana, Tim
Rothsberger v. gold digging skank)
You condemn and criticize men while excusing and praising women
You were raised by a single mother
You put women on pedestals and think of them as angels or princesses
You think it's a "gentleman's" duty to pay for dates
You are constantly buying women dinners, drinks, gifts, movie tickets and getting nothing in return
Women consider you to be a "nice guy" but never in a sexual/romantic way
You rely on sarcasm whenever possible because, like a woman, you don't want to be held accountable
for your words
You think good grammar equates to intelligence (i.e., like a chick, you rely on appearance over
substance)
You beat off to feminist media outlets like Gawker, TMZ, CNN and Jezebel
You ridicule authoritative behavior with terms like "macho," "douchebag" or "neanderthal"
You call men who ridicule women, misogynists
You define masculine behavior in terms of appearance
You think men are disgusting for talking about their sexual desires
You define things in terms of "nice" and "mean" like a chick
You have trouble attracting women
Women generally see you as a "good friend" but not as a romantic interest
You have a lot of female "friends"
You think women are qualified to serve in the military
You think women are qualified to play on male sports teams
You think it's sexist to make women cook or clean
You fault men for their aggressive sexuality and excuse women for irresponsibly taking advantage of
their passive female sexuality
You assume women are just as sexual as men
You prefer being dominated by a woman in your relationships
You are usually the one getting dumped in your relationships
You think that women deserve the same pay as men, even though they don't work the same hours or in
the same hazardous occupations
You believe that sexual accountability always falls on the man's shoulders
You believe that a woman can do everything a man can do
You believe that women are smarter than men
You support breast cancer and rape awareness while neglecting prostate cancer or sexual accountability
for women
You condemn men for referring to women as "bitches" or "@!$%#s" yet have no problem with women
referring to men as "douchebags," "creeps," "pigs," "losers," "dorks" etc.
You fall down into the fetal position when you hear 4 letter words during a discussion/argument
You believe that a man should never hit a woman, but you excuse movies, ads and tv shows where men
are physically assaulted
You worry more about how an argument is presented, like a chick, rather than the actual content of an
argument
You consider yourself a feminist
You dye your hair black and grow your bangs really long
Your pants hug your balls so tightly, they could be spandex
You know more about fashion than most men
Like most chicks, you believe everything is relative and that there are no wrong answers, just "different
opinions" You donate or belong to PETA
You refer to other men as "misogynists" or "homophobes"
You have no problem with seeing 2 fags making out, thinking this makes you progressive or hip
You condemn guys like Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Sean Connery, Christian Bale and Mel Gibson
You fear the wrath of women and never disagree with them in public
You complain to others to gain sympathy but never do anything about it
Examples of manginas:
Dr. Phil-- notorious mangina who continually shames and vilifies men on TV. Sides with women on
virtually every issues. Blames men for failed relationships. Oprah's bottom bitch.
Mystery ("pickup artist")-- advises men to dress like victorian fags and wear eyeliner to attract women.
Reinforces "bitch" behavior by erroneously teaching men that women act like bitches due to evolution.
Blames men for failing to attract women.
Paul Elam-- self-annointed Men's Rights Activist "leader" who tries to shame and demonize other men
who don't buy into his feminist homogenization of gender roles. This type of emasculated mangina is
perhaps the worst of his breed as he purports to represent the male opinion, yet reinforces male
emasculation through his ignorance of natural gender differences.
Barrack Obama-- even the oval office is no stranger to emasculation. Obama even posed for the cover
of Ms. Magazine bragging about his feminist affliation. This mangina also created an unconstitutional
Council on Women and Girls designed to benefit females while completely neglecting males.
Emo Kids-- Emo kids or "emo fags" represent today's directionless, apathetic youth. If they aren't
cutting themselves or buying tighter pants, they're busy dressing and acting like women in their
mannerisms and childish effeminiate opinions based on raw emotion.
Steve Harvey--This mangina wrote a book that teaches women how to train men. He epitomizes the
mangina mentality that caters and defers to women. He usurps male authority on the behalf of females,
believing his own gender to be stupid and incapable of managing their lives without female leadership.
Joe Biden-- This mangina is responsible for penning the Violence Against Women Act that gives
women special gender status and entrenches them as professional victims in our legal system. He has
also made public speeches supporting women and belittling men, even making light of being
continually physically assaulted by his own sister.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt-- This actor perfectly captured the spirit of the mangina in 500 Days of Summer
where he played an effeminate loser who catered and deferred to the woman he was chasing after. Not
surprisingly, she dumped him. This mangina also sings songs as a woman in a pathetic attempt to gain
female approval.
you wouldn't know it watching him insert a tampon on national TV each week as host of American
Idol. He notoriously opposed Simon Cowell and gave an impassioned chick speech denouncing him as
being "mean." I think you get the picture.
please feel free to add suggestions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppd6LHfhkd0
Q: What is a mangina?
A: A mangina is an emasculated male who defers and caters to women. He has no spine to tell a woman
NO. He feels ashamed of his sexuality and often condemns other men on behalf of women.
Mangina symptoms:
You can't say NO to women
You rarely confront a women or stand against her in a disagreement
When you disagree with someone, you usually complain about how the person makes you feel You find
yourself constantly trying to compromise with women
You side with women on any social issue (Tiger Woods v. Elin, Mel Gibson v. Oksana, Tim
Rothsberger v. gold digging skank)
You condemn and criticize men while excusing and praising women
You were raised by a single mother
You put women on pedestals and think of them as angels or princesses
You think it's a "gentleman's" duty to pay for dates
You are constantly buying women dinners, drinks, gifts, movie tickets and getting nothing in return
Women consider you to be a "nice guy" but never in a sexual/romantic way
You rely on sarcasm whenever possible because, like a woman, you don't want to be held accountable
for your words
You think good grammar equates to intelligence (i.e., like a chick, you rely on appearance over
substance)
You beat off to feminist media outlets like Gawker, TMZ, CNN and Jezebel
You ridicule authoritative behavior with terms like "macho," "douchebag" or "neanderthal"
You call men who ridicule women, misogynists
You define masculine behavior in terms of appearance
You think men are disgusting for talking about their sexual desires
You define things in terms of "nice" and "mean" like a chick
You have trouble attracting women
Women generally see you as a "good friend" but not as a romantic interest
You have a lot of female "friends"
You think women are qualified to serve in the military
You think women are qualified to play on male sports teams
You think it's sexist to make women cook or clean
You fault men for their aggressive sexuality and excuse women for irresponsibly taking advantage of
their passive female sexuality
You assume women are just as sexual as men
You prefer being dominated by a woman in your relationships
You are usually the one getting dumped in your relationships
You think that women deserve the same pay as men, even though they don't work the same hours or in
the same hazardous occupations
You believe that sexual accountability always falls on the man's shoulders
You believe that a woman can do everything a man can do
You believe that women are smarter than men
You support breast cancer and rape awareness while neglecting prostate cancer or sexual accountability
for women
You condemn men for referring to women as "bitches" or "@!$%#s" yet have no problem with women
referring to men as "douchebags," "creeps," "pigs," "losers," "dorks" etc.
You fall down into the fetal position when you hear 4 letter words during a discussion/argument
You believe that a man should never hit a woman, but you excuse movies, ads and tv shows where men
are physically assaulted
You worry more about how an argument is presented, like a chick, rather than the actual content of an
argument
You consider yourself a feminist
You dye your hair black and grow your bangs really long
Your pants hug your balls so tightly, they could be spandex
You know more about fashion than most men
Like most chicks, you believe everything is relative and that there are no wrong answers, just "different
opinions" You donate or belong to PETA
You refer to other men as "misogynists" or "homophobes"
You have no problem with seeing 2 fags making out, thinking this makes you progressive or hip
You condemn guys like Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Sean Connery, Christian Bale and Mel Gibson
You fear the wrath of women and never disagree with them in public
You complain to others to gain sympathy but never do anything about it
Examples of manginas:
Dr. Phil-- notorious mangina who continually shames and vilifies men on TV. Sides with women on
virtually every issues. Blames men for failed relationships. Oprah's bottom bitch.
Mystery ("pickup artist")-- advises men to dress like victorian fags and wear eyeliner to attract women.
Reinforces "bitch" behavior by erroneously teaching men that women act like bitches due to evolution.
Blames men for failing to attract women.
Paul Elam-- self-annointed Men's Rights Activist "leader" who tries to shame and demonize other men
who don't buy into his feminist homogenization of gender roles. This type of emasculated mangina is
perhaps the worst of his breed as he purports to represent the male opinion, yet reinforces male
emasculation through his ignorance of natural gender differences.
Barrack Obama-- even the oval office is no stranger to emasculation. Obama even posed for the cover
of Ms. Magazine bragging about his feminist affliation. This mangina also created an unconstitutional
Council on Women and Girls designed to benefit females while completely neglecting males.
Emo Kids-- Emo kids or "emo fags" represent today's directionless, apathetic youth. If they aren't
cutting themselves or buying tighter pants, they're busy dressing and acting like women in their
mannerisms and childish effeminiate opinions based on raw emotion.
Steve Harvey--This mangina wrote a book that teaches women how to train men. He epitomizes the
mangina mentality that caters and defers to women. He usurps male authority on the behalf of females,
believing his own gender to be stupid and incapable of managing their lives without female leadership.
Joe Biden-- This mangina is responsible for penning the Violence Against Women Act that gives
women special gender status and entrenches them as professional victims in our legal system. He has
also made public speeches supporting women and belittling men, even making light of being
continually physically assaulted by his own sister.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt-- This actor perfectly captured the spirit of the mangina in 500 Days of Summer
where he played an effeminate loser who catered and deferred to the woman he was chasing after. Not
surprisingly, she dumped him. This mangina also sings songs as a woman in a pathetic attempt to gain
female approval.
you wouldn't know it watching him insert a tampon on national TV each week as host of American
Idol. He notoriously opposed Simon Cowell and gave an impassioned chick speech denouncing him as
being "mean." I think you get the picture.
please feel free to add suggestions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppd6LHfhkd0

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