Farewell

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FAREWELL SKIT

NARRATOR (behind podium) : Good afternoon ladies & gentlemen. Those


who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength
that endure if life lasts.
Disclaimer: All the characters and events are fictional; they do not have any
kind of connectivity to real life. Any resemblance to a person living or
dead is pure coincidence.no animals were harmed or will be harmed
during this play.

14 years ago, the same sun rose up in the morning sky and the same winds
blew the leaves away but the things were not the same as they
seemed to be. So let us go down the memory lane to experience the
first day of school.
(background slide shows a picture of junior wing of bbps)

BOY: Mummy mujhe school nhi jana (in a whining manner) …mummyyy
DAD: you are off to great places today, your mountain is waiting so get on
your way.
MOM: aji aap chup hojaiye! Fir shuru ho gaye aap!
Beta dekho pappu aaj tumhara pehladin hai. Ma’am se acche se baat karna,
sabse pele jaake good morning bolna
BOY( falls on her feet and sticks to it): mummy mujhe school nhi jana,
mummy mummyyy please!!
DAD: (makes his stand)
BOY: papa mujhe school nhi jana
DAD (drags him) : beta school jao!
BOY: nhi jana school mujhe
DAD: (pushes him and BOY falls down n slides on floor): BETA SCHOOL JAO
NA!!
(teacher standing on side, BOY looks at teacher and runs back to MOM)
BOY: Mummy mummy!! Teacher bhot darawni hai mummy!!

MOM: aise nhi bolte


DAD: arey pappu, education’s our passport to the future for tomorrow
belongs to the people who prepare for it today
MOM: aap fir shuru ho gye apni angrezi ke saath! Chup raha kariye!
MOM(to son): dekho ab tum badey ho gye ho,poore 5 saal ke ho gye ho,
agle saal se tumhe SHITJEE join karna h, boards mei top karna hai, IIT
join karna h beta. Karna h ki nhi? Ya apne baap ki tareh wahi 9-5 job
mei rehna h tumhe?
(scene over; blackout)
NARRATOR: parents may be busy, disturbed and tired but their love for us
is beyond any affection in this world. Helen Keller oce said and I
quote,” alone we can do so little, together we can do so much.”

Parent teacher meetings form one of the sweet and sour memories of class
life
(background slide: PARENT TEACHER MEETING (in text))
(stage lights up: teacher’s desk n two chairs)
NARRATOR: remember how you used to be scared just before the ptm,
remember how you used to behave properly just before the ptm
(teacher sitting in chair)
(3 students standing in front)
TEACHER: bete those who have not given money for first aid box…
Kal tak de dijiye, ok? Kyunki parso na aapki PTM hai…
BOY 1: sir pls daraiye mat sir
BOY2: Sir vese hi halat kharab h sir please.
TEACHER: arey beta hum toh mazaak kar rhe hai, abhi aapke koi test
vagerah to huye nhi hai, koi khatre ki baat nhi, bas aap mmmy papa
ko le aaiye, normal bas baatcheet karenge
BOY3: sir shikayat toh nhi karenge na sir?
TEACHER: arey keh diya na nhi karenge
ALL BOYS: acha thike thike thike (they run away)

NARRATOR: THE D-DAY!

(MOM & BOY come to meet, teacher preparing for ptm)


TEACHER: ji aiye aiye aap hi ka intezaar tha
MOM: namastey namaster
(teacher ruffles boy’s hair) (mom sits,boy stands by)
MOM: aur sir kesi performance hai inki?
TEACHER: dekhiye ma’am main jhooth nhi bolunga,performance toh ladke
ki A1 hai…magar padhai mei nhi, badtameezi mei
(boys looks at sir as if betrayed)
(background song: kya huaa tera vada...)
TEACHER(on call): yes I’ll call u back)
Han to mei kya keh rha tha? Ek jo hadd hoti h badtameezi ki wo to ye paar
kar chuke hain, upar se class mei ye peeche bethke ptani kya karte
hain. Har period ke baad ye aapko bahar mil jayenge. Aapko vishwaas
nhi ho rha? Aap khud aake dekh lijiyega. Ptani kya h inke dimaag mei
MOM: sir hum kya karei? Ghar par bhi sab isse bhot pareshaan hain.
TEACHER: HW vagerah kuch karte hi nhi h ye
Copy bnaye ho?
BOY: ha sir wo…
TEACHER: sir sir nhii, nhi bnaye hain, hum bta rahe hain. Copy ka kaam bhi
nhi karte yeh, wo chhoriye, hum kehte h kaam class mei kar wo bhi
nhi karna h. besharam ptani kya karenge life mei
MOM: Sir mei inse roz puchti hu ki hw kar liya? Toh kehte h ki mei to har
roz karta hu, aap na inke saath strict hoiye, meri poori permission hai
aapko,aaj se yeh aage bethenge n saara hw karke layenge
TEACHER: madam aapne baat to bohot achi ki, ab aapne shubh aarambh
kar diya h to hum inka accha se dhyaan rakhenge
MOM: sir inka kya karein sir? 2 baje toh chhutti hoti h, scooy de rakhi hai,
2:50 tak ghar phonchte hain.

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