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Script Script
DRIVEWAY
TIFFANY
Well, right now, I'm a little bit
hungover and one minor mistake away
from an existential crisis, but then
again, that's just another Tuesday
morning, how have you been?
(Pause)
TIFFANY
No, I fell asleep early, I was tired,
being unemployed gets pretty energy-
draining these days.
(Pause)
(Pause)
TIFFANY
I don't have the slightest idea what
you're talking about, you delusional
goth bitch.
(Pause)
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Are you going to dwell on it forever?
(Pause)
She then calls AGENT BAULETTE,her boss, who just got back
from vacation and is slightly hungover
TIFFANY
If you lie about something enough,
you'll eventually believe it.
(pause)
TIFFANY
If you keep mentioning it, we'll get
caught.
AGENT BAULETTE
What is it this time?
Sammy turns the phone so that Agent Baulette can hear the
conversation.
(Pause)
TIFFANY
She was unpopular, ugly, and boring,
how can it even be considered murder
if she never had a life in the first
place?
AGENT BAULETTE
Oh my gosh... for once, you might have
actually found something worthwhile,
you clown
TIFFANY
Yeah, we'll be the best psycho killers
ever!
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Sounds good, I'll meet you there at 9
(Pause)
TIFFANY
Bye!
AGENT BAULETTE
Clearly angry