How many operating systems can you name?

Ok stop, your five minutes are up. How did you do? A couple? Well, that isn’t too bad.
Check out the answer sheet below to see how you did.

The answers

1. Windows
If you got this one right then congratulations you most likely have a pulse and a few
brain cells. Any version of windows counts by the way so if you said DOS (I know, it’s
not really Windows but most people don’t make the distinction), 3.1, 9x, Me
(shudder), NT, 2000, XP or Vista you get a point. If you didn’t guess Windows then
you probably have never scene a computer and thus must be quite mystified that
you can read glowing letters on a magic box. Be careful, because as you are reading
this last sentence I am stealing your soul and putting it in a little shiny mirror. Oh, too
late, you finished reading and I now have your soul. That is what you get for looking
at magic glowing boxes. Now be gone before I try and convince you to buy some
water front property from a Nigerian banker who made all of his money helping
orphans while selling male growth hormones so he could get his college degree
online with 0% financing.

2. Macintosh
Well, you are reading this on a site called Apple Matters so I would be kind of worried
if you missed this one. So, give yourself another point if you guessed Mac OS Classic,
System 7-9.2, OS X or if you said Lisa. Actually, if you said Lisa give yourself a pat on
the back and congratulate yourself for knowing your Apple history. If you missed this
one chances are good that you are not too adept at using computers. Also you might
have also missed the iPod craze as well.

3. Palm
I almost didn’t count this one but decided at the last minute to let it squeak by. If you
have ever used a PDA before chances are good you have seen a Palm Pilot. You
probably have even played with one in the store. And maybe you even still have one
in a desk drawer somewhere. If so, go dig it out, dust it off and put it on eBay. And
while you are at it give yourself a point.

4. Linux
If you said Linux or could name any of the distros then you are either a geek or
related to one. Redhat, Ubuntu, Knoppix, Slackware, Debian all count and deserve
one point. If you just said Linux then you still get the point on a technicality.

5. UNIX
Solaris counts. So does AIX, the BSDs or any other Unix variant you can name. So
give yourself a point for remembering one of the oldest and most stable operating
systems ever made.

6. BeOS/ZETA
If you know your Apple history then you will remember that an ex-Apple employee
created the Be Operating System and latter hoped to sell it back to Apple so it could
serve as the core of their next generation OS. However BeOS would ultimately not be
chosen and, after a few years of languishing, eventually die. However in recent times
it has been resurrected, born anew as ZETA. You are quite the technophile if you
guessed either of these so give yourself a point as you marvel at the depth of your
tech knowledge.

7. NextStep
After leaving Apple Steve Jobs went on to found NEXT, a company that sold its own
hardware (Black Box) and its own OS (NextStep). If you are up to date on your Apple
history then you already know that when Jobs returned he brought NextStep with him
and that it eventually morphed into OS X. Chalk up another point for remembering
Steve’s other other other company.

8. OS/2 Warp/eComStation
IBM created OS/2 and hoped that it would compete effectively against Windows. It
did not. Racked with many flaws it still has managed to survive in some businesses
though it never made its way onto the consumer desktop. Like BeOS it has been
revitalized these last few years and given the new name of eComStation. If you
remember the old name or the new give yourself a point.

9. Sendla
Now we are getting to the obscure operating systems. If you have ever heard of
Sendla then chances are in the top 1% of news-reading geeks and readily deserve
your point. If you are one of the 9 people who actually use Sendla then you get two
points along with my condolences.

10. Amiga
If you are over 35 and have an attic you might find an Amiga in there if you look
closely. If you do find one then please recycle it and use the nickel you get back to
buy a piece of gum. Other uses for these machines include door stops, boat anchors
and shot gun targets. Give yourself a point for knowing this and a smack in the head
if you actually bought one.

How did you fare? Here is the score card:

0 ~ You live in a 4th world country

1-2 ~ Generic Windows User

3-5 ~ Well rounded technophile

9+ ~ Uber Geek
Your Kung Fu is the best. You might have guessed an OS that wasn’t even on the list.
If that is the case then please contact me and enlighten me so that I might add it to
the list.

SINGULARITY
If you put down the name “Singularity” then you most likely nailed every other OS on
my list and should be commended greatly. For those of you who don’t know what
Singularity is then you will find out Friday because it will be the subject of my next
article.

* * * * * UPDATE * * * * *
Due to popular demand (and several emails) I am adding many operating systems.
See if you know any of these:

The following were all suggested to me via email by a Mr. Robert Linnemann
OS/360 ~ IBM’s 60’s & 70’s OS
OS/400 for AS/400’s
A/UX ~ Apple’s first stab at UNIX
Xerox ALTO OS ~ The original GUI
Windows CE/Newton OS ~ Embedded OS’s but since I included Palm I had to do these
two
JavaOS ~ why not?

CP/M ~ old school indeed, Hywel gets the nod for this one

MVT, MVS, CMS, CICS, Multex, TOPS ~ Since Steve-The-Geek threw all of these up
there you can ask him what they mean

VMS, TOS, Plan-9 ~ and xbaz gets the shout out for recomending these

QDOS ~ Quick and Dirty Operating System, need I say more?

If I missed any more big ones let me know.