An Essay On The Freedom of Wit and Humour - A Letter To A Friend
An Essay On The Freedom of Wit and Humour - A Letter To A Friend
—a letter to a friend
Anthony Ashley Cooper, Earl of Shaftesbury
Contents
Part I 1
Section 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Section 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Section 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
Section 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Section 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Section 6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Part II 8
Section 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
Section 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
Section 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 13
Part III 15
Section 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15
Section 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16
Section 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
Section 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Part IV 22
Section 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22
Section 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
Section 3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26
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glossary
affection: In the early modern period, ‘affection’ could mean present work (including its title), Shaftesbury uses the word
‘fondness’, as it does today; but it was also often used to mainly in our present sense.
cover desires, approvals, likings, disapprovals, dislikings,
imposture: Willful and fraudulent deception.
etc. In this work it is mainly used to refer to pro-feelings,
but the negative ones may be hovering in the background. luxury: This meant something like: extreme or inordinate
indulgence in sensual pleasures.
animal spirits: This stuff was supposed to be matter that is
even more finely divided than air, able to move extremely fast magistrate: In this work, as in general in early modern
and seep into tiny crevices. and (this being Shaftesbury’s times, ‘a magistrate’ is anyone with an official role in gov-
point on page 4) continuously active. his other mentions of ernment; ‘the magistrate’ usually means ‘the government’ or
‘spirits’ in this work are to mental items. ‘the ruler’. The ‘magistracy’ is also just the government, or
the collective of all the senior officials in the government.
education: In early modern times this word had a somewhat
broader meaning than it does today. It wouldn’t have been mixed company: On page 6 Shaftesbury uses this to mean
misleading to replace it by ‘upbringing’ on almost every ‘company comprising people of different backgrounds or
occasion characters’, not in its more usual sense of ‘company contain-
ing both men and women’.
formality: On page 6 this refers to intellectual conduct that
is stiff, rule-governed, prim. moral: In early modern times, ‘moral’ could mean roughly
what it does today, but also had a use in which it meant
generous: It had today’s sense of ‘free in giving’ but also ‘having to do with intentional human action’. On page 25 its
the sense of ‘noble-minded, magnanimous, rich in positive use is even broader than that: Shaftesbury is saying that the
emotions’ etc. beauty and significance of fine works of art comes from their
bearing on the human condition—how they affect people’s
genius: Sometimes used to mean nothing much more than
feelings and thoughts.
‘intellect’; more often meaning ‘(the possessor of) very high-
level intellect’. In early modern times ‘genius’ wasn’t given passive obedience: The doctrine that anything short of or
the very strong meaning it has today. other than absolute obedience to the monarch is sinful.
humour: In ancient Greek medicine it was held that the peculiar: Individual, pertaining exclusively to one individual.
human body contains four basic kinds of fluid (‘humours’), On page 27 the requirement that a work of visual or literary
the proportions of which in a given body settled that person’s art not contain anything ‘peculiar or distinct’ means that it
physical and mental qualities. By the early modern period is not to have any features that mark off what is represented
this theory was dead; but the use of ‘humours’ to refer to in a highly individual way that would, Shaftesbury thinks,
bodily states, character-traits, moods, lingered on. In the be distracting.
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performer: In early modern times, a ‘performance’ could selfish: In the paragraph ‘It is the height of wisdom. . . ’
be the writing of a book, the composing of an opera, or the on page 20 Shaftesbury is using the word to mean merely
like. The ‘performers’ referred to on page 25 are poets and ‘self-ish’, i.e. ‘self-related’ or ‘concerned with one’s own
composers rather than actors and singers and violinists. interests’. Most of his uses of the word make it mean also
‘. . . to the exclusion of proper care for the interests of others’.
popular: It means ‘of the people’; in early modern times it
seldom means ‘liked by the people’. speculation: This has nothing to do with guess-work. It
means ‘an intellectual pursuit that doesn’t involve morality’.
prince: As was common in his day, Shaftesbury uses ‘prince’ ethics is a ‘practical’ discipline, chemistry is a ‘speculative’
to mean ‘ruler’ or ‘chief of government’. It doesn’t stand for one.
a rank that would distinguish ‘prince’ from ‘king’ or indeed
from ‘commoner’. vice, vicious: Morally wrong conduct, not necessarily of
the special kind that we reserve ‘vice’ for these days, or the
principle: In a few places Shaftesbury uses this word in different special kind that we label as ‘vicious’.
a once-common but now-obsolete sense in which it means
‘source’, ‘cause’, ‘driver’, ‘energizer’, or the like. vulgar: Applied to people who have no social rank, are
not much educated, and (the suggestion often is) not very
raillery: Good-humoured witty ridicule or teasing, done with intelligent.
a light touch. Engaging in raillery is rallying.
wit: This often meant about the same as ‘intelligence’; but in
science: In early modern times this word applied to any Shaftesbury and some other writers it usually carries some
body of knowledge or theory that is (perhaps) axiomatised suggestion of today’s meaning—e.g. in the work’s title and
and (certainly) conceptually highly organised. in the link on page 1 between ‘wit’ and ‘raillery’.
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anything beyond that brings darkness and confusion. company; there are only a few signs of it in the country; and
It is real humanity and kindness to hide strong truths it seems at last to have been restricted to the schools, as
from tender eyes. And it is easier and more civil to do this by the chief entertainment of teachers and their pupils. Other
pleasant humour than by a harsh denial or by remarkable kinds of wit will also improve in our hands, and humour
reserve [= ‘by conspicuously buttoning your lip’]. But to work at will refine itself, as long as we take care not to tamper
confusing men by creating mysteries, and getting advantage with it and hold it down by severe discipline and rigorous
or pleasure from the perplexity you are throwing them into prohibitions. Everything that is civilised in conversation is
by such uncertain talk, is as mean when it is done through due to liberty: we polish one another, and rub off our corners
raillery as when it is done with the greatest seriousness in and rough sides by a sort of friendly collision. To restrain
a solemn attempt to deceive. It may still be necessary, as this is inevitably to cause men’s understandings to rust. It
it was long ago, for wise men to speak in parables with a is to destroy civility, good breeding, and even charity itself,
double meaning, so that the enemy will be confused and only under a pretence of maintaining it. [Here ‘charity’ seems to mean,
those who have ears to hear will hear. [This echoes Matthew 13:9 roughly, ‘kindness’.]
where Jesus, after presenting a parable, says ‘Who hath ears to hear, let
him hear’.] But it is certainly a mean, impotent, and dull sort
Section 3
of ‘wit’ that confuses everyone and leaves even one’s friends
unsure what one’s real opinions are on the topic in question. To describe true raillery would be as difficult and perhaps as
This is the crude sort of raillery that is so offensive in good pointless as defining good manners.
company. And indeed there’s as much difference between the
Shaftesbury’s next sentence: None can understand the spec-
two sorts of raillery as between •fair-dealing and •hypocrisy,
ulation, besides those who have the practice.
or between the most genteel wit and the most scurrilous
clowning. But this illiberal kind of wit will lose its credit—·i.e. meaning: To understand what true raillery is, you have to
will be exposed for the low device that it is·—by freedom of know how to engage in it. To understand what good manners
conversation. That is because wit is its own remedy; its true are, you have to be well-mannered.
value is settled by free trade in it; the only danger is setting Yet everyone thinks himself well-mannered; and the most
up an embargo. The same thing happens here as in the case dry and rigid pedant imagines that he can rally with a
of trade: tariffs and restrictions reduce trade to a low ebb; good grace and humour. I have known cases where an
nothing is as advantageous to it as a free port. author has been criticised for defending the use of raillery
We have seen in our own time the decline and ruin of a by some of those grave gentlemen who at the same time
false sort of wit that delighted our ancestors so much that have constantly used that weapon themselves, though they
their poems and plays, as well as their sermons, were full had no gift for it. I think this can be seen in the case of
of it. All humour involved some sort of play on words; the many zealots who have taken it upon themselves to answer
very language of the ·royal· court was full of puns. But now our modern free-writers [= ‘writers who are free-thinkers’ = ‘writers
such word-play is banished from the town and from all good who are atheists or anyway don’t shrink in horror from atheism’]. When
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these severe gentlemen, with the grim look of true inquisitors, current, their answers to them can hardly make their way
condescend to leave their austerity and deal in a joking and into the world or be taken the least notice of. Pedantry and
pleasant manner with an adversary whom they would prefer bigotry are millstones that can sink the best book if it carries
to treat very differently, they don’t do it gracefully. To do the least part of their dead weight. The temperament of the
them justice, I’m sure that if they had their way their conduct •pedagogue doesn’t suit the times, and the world may be
and tone would be pretty much the same all through; they willing to learn but it isn’t willing to be •tutored. When a
would probably give up ·occasional· farce and stay with philosopher speaks, men hear him willingly as long as he
continuous tragedy! But as things are, there’s nothing so keeps to his philosophy. A Christian is heard as long as
ridiculous as the two-faced performance of writers who with he keeps to his professed charity and meekness. And in
one face force a smile and with another show nothing but a gentleman we allow of joking and raillery as long as it is
rage and fury. Having signed up for the tournament and managed with good manners and is never crude or clownish.
agreed to the fair laws of combat by wit and argument, they But if a mere academic scholar—impersonating all these
have no sooner tried their weapon than you hear them crying characters and in his writings bouncing back and forth from
aloud for help and delivering ·their adversary· over to the one to another—appears over-all to be as little able to keep
secular arm. [That is a joke. At some times and places, when a court of the temperament of Christianity as to use the reason of a
some Church found a person guilty of a crime for which it was unwilling philosopher or the raillery of a well-mannered gentleman, is
or legally unable to enforce punishment, it would ask ‘the secular arm’ it any wonder if the monstrous product of such a jumbled
of government to do the punishing.] brain strikes the world as ridiculous?
There can’t be a more preposterous sight than an execu- If you think, my friend, that by this description I have
tioner and a clown acting their part upon the same stage! But done wrong to these zealot-writers in religious controversy,
I’m convinced that anyone will find this to be the real picture just read a few pages in any one of them. . . .and then
of certain modern zealots in their controversial writings. They pronounce.
are no more masters of solemnity than they are of good
humour, always running into •harsh severity on one side
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and •awkward buffoonery on the other. Between anger and
pleasure, zeal and joking, their writing is about as graceful Now that I have said this much about authors and writings,
as the play of cantankerous children who at the same instant you’ll hear my thoughts (which you asked for) on the subject
are both peevish and wild, and can laugh and cry almost in of conversation, and especially a recent free-ranging con-
the same breath. versation that I had with some friends of yours whom you
There’s no need for me to explain how agreeable such thought I should have very solemnly condemned.
writings are like to be, and what effect they’ll have towards It was, I must admit, a very entertaining conversation,
winning over or convincing those who are supposed to be despite its ending as abruptly as it did and in a confusion
in error! It’s not surprising to hear the zealots publicly that almost annihilated everything that had been said. Some
lamenting the fact that while their adversaries’ books are so details of this conversation oughtn’t to be recorded on paper,
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I think. It will be enough if I remind you of the general bigotry of those who reign in them and assume themselves
lines of how the conversation went. Many fine schemes to be dictators in these provinces.
were destroyed; many grave reasonings were overturned: The ancient the satirist’s complaint in poetry—‘Must I
but because this was done without offence to the parties always be only a listener?’—is an equally natural complaint
concerned and with improvement to the good humour of in theology, in morals, and in philosophy. Taking turns is a
the company, it gave us a still keener appetite for such mighty law of discourse, and mightily longed for by mankind.
conversations. And I’m convinced that if Reason herself In matters of reason, more is done in a minute or two of
were asked to judge how her own interests fared in this question and reply than is achieved by hours of continuous
conversation, she would answer that she received more discourse. Orations are fit only to move the passions; and
advantage in the main from that easy and familiar way the power of rhetoric is to terrify, exalt, enchant or delight,
of conversing than from the usual stiff adherence to one rather than to satisfy or instruct. A free conversation is •a
particular opinion. close fight, compared with which the other way—·the lecture
Perhaps you are still in the frame of mind of not believing or oration·—is merely •a waving of weapons in the air. So
me to be in earnest about this. You may continue to tell me being obstructed and manacled in conferences, and being
that I am merely trying to be paradoxical when I commend as restricted to hearing orations on certain subjects, is bound
advantageous to reason a conversation that ended in such to give us a distaste for those subjects, making them—when
total uncertainty concerning things that had seemingly been managed in that way—as disagreeable to us as the managers
so well established. are. Men would rather reason •about trifles if they can
I answer that according to my notion of reason, one can’t reason freely and without the imposition of authority than
learn how to use it from the written treatises of the •learned reason •about the best and most useful subjects in the world
or from the set lectures of the •eloquent. The only way when they are held under restraint and fear.
someone can be made a reasoner is through the habit of And it’s no wonder that men are generally such weak
reasoning. And men can never be better invited into the reasoners who don’t much care for strict argument in con-
habit than when they find pleasure in it. Now, the only way versations on minor topics, given that they’re afraid to exert
for such speculative [see Glossary] conversations to be at all their reason in greater matters, and are forced to argue
agreeable is for them to have feebly in contexts where they need the greatest activity and
•a freedom of raillery, strength. What happens here is like what happens in strong
•a liberty in decent language to question everything, and healthy bodies that are debarred from their natural
and exercise and confined in a narrow space. They are forced
•permission to unravel or refute any argument without to use odd gestures and contortions. They have a sort of
giving offence to the arguer. action; they do still move; but they do it utterly ungracefully.
The fact is that conversations on theoretical matters have That happens because the animal spirits [see Glossary] in such
been made burdensome to mankind by the strictness of the sound and active limbs can’t lie dead, i.e. unemployed. And
laws laid down for them, and by the prevailing pedantry and in the same way the natural free ·mental· spirits of clever
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·when it seemed relevant to do so·. No-one ventured to call one ·sect· regards as an inconceivable mystery is easy
the authority of the court into question, until a gentleman for another sect to grasp; what is absurd to one is
whose good understanding had never been brought in doubt rigorously proved for another.
very gravely asked the company to tell him what common ‘(2) As for policy: there is equally a question as
sense was. he said: what “sense” or whose “sense” could be called common.
‘If by the word “sense” we understand opinion and If plain British or Dutch “sense” is right, Turkish and
judgment, and by the word “common” we mean what French “sense” must be very wrong. And although
is true of all mankind or of any considerable part of it, passive obedience [see Glossary] strikes us as mere
it will be hard to discover what the subject of common nonsense, we have found it to be the “common sense”
sense could be! For anything that accords with the of a large party among ourselves, a larger party in
“sense” of one part of mankind clashes with the “sense” Europe, and perhaps the greatest part of all the world
of another. And if ·the content of· common sense were besides.
settled by majority vote, it would change as often ‘(3) As for morals; the difference is still wider, if that
as men change, and something that squares with is possible. Setting aside the opinions and customs
common sense today will clash with it tomorrow or of the many barbarous and illiterate nations, and
soon thereafter.’ attending only to the few nations that have achieved
But despite the different judgments of mankind on most literature and philosophy, even they haven’t yet been
topics, it was thought ·by the members of our conversational able to agree on one single system, or acknowledge the
group· that they agreed on some. The question then arose same moral principles. And some of our most admired
as to what those subjects were. The questioner said: modern philosophers, even, have told us flatly that
‘It is thought that any topic that matters much will be virtue and vice have no other law or standard than
in the categories of (1) religion, (2) policy [here = ‘abstract mere fashion and vogue.’
political theory] or (3) morals. It might have seemed unfair in our friends if they had treated
‘(1) There’s no need to say anything about dif- only the graver subjects in this manner, and allowed the
ferences in religion; the situation is fully known to lighter ones to escape; for our follies in the gayer part of
everyone, and feelingly understood by Christians, in life are as solemn as our follies in the most serious. The
particular, among themselves. They have taken turns fault is that we take the laugh only half-way: we ridicule
in applying rigorous tests to one another. When any the false •pronouncement but leave uncriticised the false
party happened to have the power ·of the state·, it •joke, which becomes as utterly deceitful as the other. Our
did everything it possibly could to make its private entertainments, our plays, our amusements become solemn.
“sense” the public one; but it never succeeded—and We dream of happinesses and possessions and enjoyments
common sense was as hard to pin down as catholic regarding which we have no understanding, don’t know
or orthodox ·when these are taken as general terms, anything for certain; and yet we pursue these as ·though
not the names of two branches of Christianity·. What they were· the best known and most certain things in the
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world. There’s nothing so foolish and deluding as a partial in their way of questioning accepted opinions and exposing
scepticism; for while the doubt is cast only on one side, the the ridiculousness of things. If you’ll allow me to continue in
certainty grows so much stronger on the other. While only the tone they adopted, I’ll conduct an experiment: there’s a
one face of folly appears ridiculous, the other grows more way of going about things that you thought •made assured
solemn and deceiving. knowledge impossible and •introduced endless scepticism;
But that’s not how things stood with our friends. They I want to discover whether by proceeding in that very same
seemed better critics, and more intellectually able and fair way we can get that assured knowledge back.
Part II
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turn was dressed as he deserved! But although. . . .it was [The ‘Magi’ referred to here are mythical creatures with magical pow-
agreed that only one manner of dress was correct, and only ers who are supposed to have created a kingdom in Persia (here called
one particular manner of behaving to which all people must ‘Asia’). When Shaftesbury compares them with the Knights Templars
conform, the misery was that neither the magistrate nor the whom he calls ‘a body of conjurers’ he is expressing his contempt for
clothiers themselves could settle which of the various styles the supposed magic powers of the supposed Magi.]If, my friend,
and manners was the exactly true one. Imagine now what you had chanced to live in Asia at the time when the Magi
the effect must be •when men came to be persecuted from by a wicked imposture got possession of the empire, no
all sides about their manner and appearance, and had to doubt you would have detested that act; and it might have
struggle and improvise in attempts to adjust and compose happened that the very persons of the men, after all the
their facial expressions according to the right mode; •when a cheats and abuses they had committed, became so odious to
thousand patterns of dress were current, and kept altering you that you would have seen them killed with as relentless
according to fashion and the mood of the times! Judge an eye as our later European ancestors saw the destruction
whether men’s faces weren’t likely to show strain, and the of the Knights Templars—a similar body of conjurers who
natural face of mankind distorted, convulsed, and made had almost become an over-match for the civil sovereign.
hardly recognisable. Your indignation might have led you to propose the razing
But although the general face of things has been made of all monuments and memorials of those ‘magicians’. You
unnatural or artificial by this unhappy concern for dress and might have resolved not to leave so much as their houses
over-tenderness for the safety of complexions, we mustn’t standing. But if it had happened that these magicians when
be led by this to think that •all faces are alike besmeared they were in power had made any collection of books, or
or plastered, that •it’s all a matter of rouge and varnish, written any themselves, treating of philosophy, or morals, or
or that •the face of truth is any less beautiful under all any other science [see Glossary] or branch of learning, would
the counterfeit faces that have been put on her. We must you have carried your resentment so far as to •destroy
remember the Carnival: •what has led to this wild jumble these also and to •condemn every opinion or doctrine the
of people, •who started it, and •why men were pushed into Magi had espoused, simply because they had espoused
this pastime. We may have a good laugh at the original it? Hardly a Scythian, a Tatar, or a Goth would act or
deception, and if pity doesn’t stop us we can have fun at reason so absurdly. Much less would you, my friend, have
the expense of the folly and madness of those who are thus carried out this. . . .priest-massacre with such a barbarous
caught and manipulated by these impostures [see Glossary]. zeal. Seriously, destroying a philosophy out of hatred for a
But we should remember our Ethiopian, and beware lest by man shows thinking as wildly barbaric as murdering a man
taking plain nature for a mask we become more ridiculous in order to plunder his wit and get the inheritance of his
than the people we are ridiculing. Now, if a misplaced joke understanding!
or ridicule can lead the judgment so far astray, it’s probable I must admit that if all the institutions, statutes, and reg-
that an excess of fear or horror may have the same result. ulations of this ancient hierarchy, ·the Magi·, had resembled
the basic law of the order itself, it might have been right to
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suppress them, for one can’t read that law of theirs— who had held in awe and overfrightened by the Magi.
a Magus must be born of a mother and her son Yet an able and witty philosopher of our nation was
—without some abhorrence. But the conjurers (which is recently so possessed with a horror of this kind that he
what they were, not magicians) thought that their •principles directly acted in this spirit of massacre—with respect both
should look as good as possible to the world so as better to politics and to morals.1 The fright he got from seeing the
to conceal their •practice; so they found it to be highly in then-governing powers, who had unjustly taken authority
their interests to accept some excellent moral rules and to over the people, gave him such a horror of all popular
establish the very best maxims of this kind. They may have [see Glossary] government, and of the very notion of liberty
thought at the outset that it would be to their advantage to itself, that to extinguish it for ever he recommends the
recommend the greatest purity of religion, and the greatest extinguishing of books, and urges princes [see Glossary] not to
integrity of life and manners. Perhaps they also preached up spare so much as an ancient Roman or Greek historian. Isn’t
charity and good-will. And they may have •presented to the this in truth somewhat gothic? And doesn’t our philosopher
world the fairest face of human nature and, together with look rather like a savage in treating philosophy and learning
their laws and political institutions, have •interwoven the in the way the Scythians are said to have treated Anacharsis
most honest morals with best doctrine in the world. and others ·as punishment· for having visited the wise of
So how should we have behaved towards them? How Greece and learned the manners of a civilised people?
should we have carried ourselves towards this order of men His quarrel with •religion was the same as his quarrel
at the time of the discovery of their cheat and ruin of their with •liberty: the events during his lifetime gave him the
empire? Should we have started to work instantly on their same terror of each. All he could see were the ravages of
systems, struck indiscriminately at all their opinions and •enthusiasm [here = ‘fanaticism’] and the tricks of the people
doctrines, and erected a contrary philosophy in defiance who created and then steered •that spirit. And this good
of them? Should we have attacked every religious and sociable man—savage and unsociable as he tried to make
moral principle, denied every natural and social affection, himself and all mankind appear by his philosophy—exposed
and made men as much like wolves to one another as was himself ·to great hostility· during his life, and took great
possible for them, while describing them as ‘wolves’ and pains that after his death we might be spared the kinds of
trying to make them see themselves as far more monstrous events that led to these terrors. He tried to show us that
and corrupt than with the worst intentions it was ever Both in religion and in morals we are imposed on
possible for the worst of them to become? No doubt you’ll by our governors; there is nothing which by nature
think that this would have been a very preposterous line to inclines us either way, nothing that naturally draws
take, which could have been followed only by mean spirits us to the love of anything beyond ourselves;
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Hobbes, who expresses himself thus: ‘By reading these Greek and Latin authors, men have from their childhood fallen into a habit (under a false
show of liberty) of favouring riots, and of licentiously controlling the actions of their sovereigns.’ (Leviathan II.21). By this reasoning, it should follow
that there can never be any riots or deposing of sovereigns at Constantinople, or in the Mughal empire. In other passages he expresses his view about
this destruction of ancient literature in favour of his Leviathan hypothesis and new philosophy.
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although his love for such great truths and sovereign maxims ‘You are the most mistaken men in the world, to
as he imagined these to be made him the most laborious of imagine that there’s any such thing as natural faith
all men in composing systems of this kind for our use; and or justice. What is right is determined by force and
forced him, despite his natural fear, to run continually the power. There’s no such thing in reality as virtue; no
highest risk of being a martyr for our deliverance. principle [see Glossary] of order in things in heaven or
So let me head off your anxieties and assure you that on earth; no secret charm or force of nature by which
there’s no such mighty danger as we are apt to imagine from everyone is •made to work willingly or unwillingly
these fierce prosecutors of superstition, who are so down towards public good, and is •punished and tormented
on every religious or moral principle. Whatever savages if he does otherwise.’
they may appear to be in philosophy, they are in their Isn’t this the very charm itself? Isn’t the gentleman at this
ordinary lives as civilised as one could wish. Their freedom instant under the power of it? ·The next paragraph is what
in communicating their principles is a witness on their we could say to him·.
behalf: it’s the height of sociableness to be friendly and Sir! the philosophy you have condescended to reveal to
communicative in that way. us is most extraordinary. We are indebted to you for your
If their principles were concealed from us and made a instruction. But please tell us: this zeal of yours on our
mystery, they might indeed become considerable [= ‘become behalf—where does it come from? What are we to you? Are
something that we had to reckon with’]. Things are often made you our father? And even if you were, why this concern for
considerable by being kept as secrets of a sect or party; us? Is there then such a thing as natural affection? If not,
and nothing helps this more than the hostility and anxiety then why all this industry and danger on our account? Why
of a contrary party. If hearing maxims that are thought not keep this secret to yourself? What good does it do you to
to be poisonous immediately pushes us into horrors and deliver us from the cheat? The more that are taken in by it,
consternation, we’re in no state to use the familiar and easy the better. It’s directly against your interests to undeceive
part of reason that is the best antidote. The only poison to us, and let us know that you are governed only by private
reason is passion, for false reasoning is soon corrected when interest, and that nothing nobler or broader should govern
passion is removed. But if merely hearing a philosophical us whom you converse with. Leave us to ourselves and to
proposition is enough to move us into a passion, it’s clear that notable •art by which we are happily tamed and made as
that the poison already has a grip on us and we are effectively mild and sheepish as we are. It’s not fit that we should know
prevented from using our reasoning faculty. that by •nature we are all wolves. Is it possible that someone
If it weren’t for prejudices of this kind, why shouldn’t we who has really discovered himself to be a wolf should work
entertain ourselves with the fancy of one of these modern hard to communicate such a discovery?
reformers we have been speaking of? What should we say to
one of these anti-zealots who, with all the zeal of such a cool
philosophy, should earnestly assure us:
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so tied to the affairs of this life; nor is he obliged to involve friendship, at least on one side. But the heroic virtue of these
himself in this lower world in ways that won’t help him to persons had only the common reward of praise attributed to
acquire a better ·world in the after-life·. His real concerns it, and couldn’t claim a future reward under a religion that
are in heaven, and he has no occasion for any extra cares or didn’t teach any future state and didn’t present any rewards
embarrassments here on earth that may obstruct his way to or punishments except this-worldly ones in accordance with
heaven or hold him back in the careful task of working out the written law.
his own salvation. But if any portion of reward is reserved And thus the Jews as well as the heathens were left to be
hereafter for the generous part of (ii) a patriot, or that of (i) a instructed by their philosophy in the sublime part of virtue,
thorough friend, this is still behind the curtain and happily and induced by •reason to do what they had never been
concealed from us, so that we may be the more deserving of •commanded to do. No premium or penalty being enforced
it when it comes. in these cases, the disinterested part stood alone, the virtue
It seems indeed that in the Jewish scheme of things each was a free choice, and the magnanimity of the act was left
of these virtues had its illustrious examples, and was in some entire. Someone who wanted to be generous, had the means
manner recommended to us as honourable and deserving to do so. Someone who fully wanted to serve his friend or
to be imitated. Even Saul—who is presented to us as a bad his country, even at the cost of his life,3 could do it on fair
prince—appears to have been respected and praised, before terms. his sole reason was that Dulce et decorum est—it was
his death and after, for his love of his native country. And inviting and becoming, ·or sweet and fitting·. It was good
the remarkable love between his son ·Jonathan· and his and honest. And I’ll try to convince you that this is still a
successor ·David· gives us a noble view of a disinterested good reason, and one that squares with common sense. . . .
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‘Perhaps’, says the holy apostle ·Paul·, ‘for a good man some would even dare to die’ (Romans 5:7) He judiciously supposes this to belong to human
nature; though he is so far from basing any precept on it that he introduces his private opinion with a very dubious ‘perhaps’.
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