Life at School
S-Class, books! Turn to page eighty-eight. [DHIVA]
G-YES SIR!
G – A good morning and a good day to everyone,
We’re here to tell you about something very, very fun;
It’s all about life at school – what we learn, see, hear and do, every moment and every mischief we get
into…
G-It’s 7.30 a.m. and assembly’s starting
S-Order please! I want poker straight lines! NOW! (__________)*whispers* *talking*
S-Silence please! Silence please! ( _______)
G-Here comes that probate again!
S-Eh! Stop talking PLEASE! [___________]
G-Time to pay attention and start singing our National Anthem!! Let’s sing our heart out for our beloved
country! To be thankful of our peaceful nation! *Sing Negaraku*
G-And here comes the speech from the principal…
G1- Attitude!
G2- Cleanliness!
G1- Theft!
G2- Recycling!
G-And as usual, GO FORWARD MBS … *everyone claps*
S- Boys, please remember not to clap after an announcement [KEVYN] *Line 3 claps *
G- Excuse me boys. [KEVYN] *Pin drop silence*
S- Hey boy! What are you doing outside the class loitering around? [MIKE]
S- So-So-sorry SIR! I’ll head right back to class now. [PENG CHEE]
S- No, no, no young man. You are following me back to the office. [MIKE]
*very noisy, people going out of line*
G- The lessons have started! Quick get into the class!
S- The teacher is in! [YUAN YAO]
S- Stand up, class! [ZHENG WENG]
*slow and sleepy*
G-Good Morning Teacher…
S- What?! Why are you singing to me?! [BRYAN YOON]
S- Guys, greet properly… [ZHENG WENG]
*fast and lively*
G- Good Morning, teacher!
G1- Teacher! May we have a sip?
S- Dei! Otak tak centre punya budak! I can drink, you can’t! [DHIVA]
G2- Chemistry lesson!
G1-Potassium plus water is…?
G- KABOOOM! *coughs*
S- Ei boys, have you done your add maths homework? [MUN YEW]
G1- No, teacher…
S- No? Pay 1 ringgit lorh. [MUN YEW]
S- Class, please don’t hand in slip-shot work. Understand? [ENG LEE]
G1- Yes teacher…we’re in set 1, of course we understand.
G2- You think you’re in set 1, you’re hell’uva great?
S- Boys, I’ve brought my scissors. Your hair is “too short”. Let me give it a trim. [BRYAN ONG]
G2- OH MAN! Don’t cut my beautiful hair!
G-And now, the TORTURE!
S-Oh no! My Bag is so heavy! [CHENYUE]
S-Aiyo, why so many books one? [XIAN MING]
G1-Exercise books…
G2-Textbooks…
G1-And Activity books…
G- So exam-oriented!
G- Please! Give us a break! Our backs are breaking and our bags are bursting! Less books, less
homework, that’s all we are asking!
S-Oh man, when is that bell coming? I’m starving! [WEI XIONG]
G-Our stomachs are growling and grumbling!
G-Sniff…sniff …
S -What’s that smell? [WAI CHUN]
S-It’s food! Look at that! Hamburgers! [CHEE WAI]
G-Yummy!
S-I’m so hungry! Come on, let’s go eat! [EDWARD]
S-Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate! [Cantonese] [CHI WAY]
G2-Shhhh! Don’t yell, and don’t grab!
S- Guys, eat faster…and return to class. [ALEX]
G1-Can’t you see we’re eating?
G-Soon, recess is over!
S-Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework! [JONATHAN]
G1-Ooooorrrhh! You’re so lazy!
G2-Uh-oh! Here comes the teacher…
S-I’m sooooooo DEAD!!! [JIA BAU]
G1-Class, please hand in your assignments given out last week.
S-Teacher, may I go to the toilet? [SHON YIN]
S-Teacher, I was absent that day. [ZHONG YAO]
S-Teacher, I sold it to the Paper Lama man. [DHIVA]
*mimic paper lama sound*
G-School has just ended!
G1-Now clean the class! We should clean, sweep, and wipe till there is not a single speck of dust!
G2-AWWW….noooooo…
S-Can you get rid of these bat droppings? [GORDON]
S-No way, they’re so disgusting! [CHENYUE]
G-Well, let’s do it together!
G1-tick-tock-tick-tock…
G2- There are so many things to do, with so little time on the clock.
G1-So let’s do it, and cut the talk!
G2-Let us sweep, sweep, sweep and dust, dust, dust!
S-Achooooooo! [CHI WAY]
S-Bless you! [MUN YEW]
G1-Come on, let’s go home now.
G2-See you tomorrow morning!
G-It’s been fun to tell you about our typical day at school,
But time flies when you’re having fun, it’s the rule,
That means it’s goodbye for now.
Remember, life at school isn’t as dull as you think,
In fact, each day passes faster than you can blink,
And before you know it, you’re wishing you’ve never left school,
And watching students go by with a slight drool….
Well, that’s all for now, this is where we stop.
We’ll make our leave, with our farewells at the top.
Thank you.
Time goes by , the ultimate day came
(EXAM!!!)
I felt that I was being pushed
Pushed and pushed to get straight A’s
I cried and cried
Waaa …. Waaa … waaaa…
Afraid if I could not make it
Then , I felt warmness , sweet smell around me
Cuddled into the arms and felt the love
I looked up and she said,
“Don’t worry you will do your best”
That is the wonderful person
Called….. TEACHER
Here at school
I learn new things everyday
TEACHERS , you are the most wonderful idols
I learn new skills everyday
TEACHERS , You are the most wonderful coach
Now and then I make mistakes
But TEACHES just say ,
“ Come my dear , that’s not the way “
And they just show the right way
With a smile and patience
When I was in year 1 (a ha )
I can still remember
I climbeb the teacher’s table
And …….
BUMP! I fell under
The vase of flowers
Broke and grazed my left ear
I yelled with fear
Alamakkkkkk!!!!
Teachers came and held me tight
Nursed the cut and shooed away the fright
And suddenly all the pain
Gone no where in sight
Teachers how wonderful you are ……
We cannot imagine
If teachers are not around
Why?
We can hear …. WHAT?
Teacher….he beat me !!!!
Teacher….i wet my pants
Teacher….i got stomachache
Teacher….toilet?
Ha ha ….. please teacher may I go to toilet?
Teacher! Teacher! Where are you?
HUH! PHEW!!!!
What would become to us without you teacher ?
We think …. It will be upside down
So boys and girls…. What can we do to repay this VIP?
VIP? Yes ! very important person
Without them , we are lost
WE are lost
So we must
Listen to them
Respect them
Obey them
Adore them
Honour them
And above all
We must cherish them
Teachers’ love are so true
Teachers’ love are so pure
Teachers’ we love you
Our gratefulness beyond expression
For without them
Where will we be?
Thank you God
For introducing us …….. Teachers!!
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Choral speaking is splendid
We know
When a chorus of kids whats to put on a show
We have light voices
Dark voices
High and low too
And we all talk together
Or talk juz a few
Choral speaking is fun
Year-round through
Decemmmmmmmmmmmmber
So here is a verse
We hope you'll rememmmmmmmmmmber
Dear miss chairperson , judges
Teachers and friend
Today we the excellent students
of this excellent school
Proudly present to you and you
This special choral speaking
TEACHERS
Dear friends , boys ad girls
Do you know? what ? what ?
Without teacher we wont be soo clever?
Yes , it's true , very very true
Do you know? what ? what ?
That teachers are like our parents?
You mean mom and dad
Yes yes yes , we agreed.
No doubt at all
Teachers , without you , WHO ARE WE ?
What do you call you teachers ?
I call her teacher , of course
I call him ustaz
I call her ustazah
I call her Lau shee
I call her cikgu
And......... what about you?
Oh .... i call him sifu!
(Wahhhhhhhh)
Yes ! ustaz , ustazah , lau she
Cikgu orrrr sifu
They are all bount in just on great name
T.E.A.C.H.E.R teacher
A sweet beautiful name
Teacher , teacher , teacher
tea ...... cher
Do you remember ? what ?
The first time you came into this
Wonderful , wonderful place
Called school?
mmmmmmmm..... I vaguely remember
Being in the place that i could see everything
But i felt as thought i was lost
Where were you ?
Where were you ?
I did not know but i sure that i was safe and sound
Now only i realize( Yes yes tell us )
That this noisy , busy day was
The very first day i meet her.
(Who ? who ? )
My teacher! (ooooooooo)
Boys and girls
Imagine .... just imagine
How our teacher bore the hard word
Day in and day out
Dealing with the kids like us
Headache
Backache
Heartache
But she just carried it
As if nothing matters
Guys! .....listen...
shhhhhhhhh...
Hey3
I get 5As.......
Really?
Yes...........
Because of what?
Teachers la....
From Tadika Kemas,
to primary school...............and.....
From secondary school up to university..........
There is always someone behind all this stages.....
Who?
Our teachers laa...
Ooooo....
Teachers....
They always remind us to study hard..
Teach us more than a lesson in a textbook ....
Teach us deeper thing that people overlook..
Really?
Yes....
That is what our teachers always do...
< clapping hand>
Hey3,
We haven't done yet..
Teacher3....
They got so many style....
like this...
guys..
Did you know who is the thinnest man in SK Tenglu?
ofcourse, Ustaz Zack....
Betul...betul...betul....
“siapa bilang gadis melayu tak menawan...
Tak menarik hati tiada bandingan”
(sing)
Sungguh cantik..
Wah, bergaya!
Who? Who?
Cikgu Diana lah....
“HA...HA...HA...”
Do you feel familiar with that laugh?
Guess who.....
CIKGU MAJID....
Uuuuuu....scary!
But, smart....
(a boy wear a songkok~ walking)
Assalamualaikum ustaz!
Walaikumussalam.....
“Aik, ustaz..takkan belanja cikgu2 je seminggu...
Kami macamna?”
“molek doh tu...minggu de[an..minggu depan..”
(sing)
“satu ekor monyet...satu ekor monyet...”
Who teach us that song?
I know... I know....Cikgu Dayah...
Oooooooo.....
Terima kasih, Cikgu Hidayah!
Teachers are always advising us...
Guys...study hard...study hard, please...
You know your exam is coming....
You must get good result!
“InsyaAllah, teacher...InsyaAllah...”
(sing)
InsyaAllah...InsyaAllah...InsyaAllah...
We’ll find the way.......
Exam is so stress...
We need to get away from it!
Arggghhhh homeworks...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee, exam...
Ayoyo! Look at the results...
I got the donkey (D)..
Haaa?
Teachers, you are cheerful, helpful and hardworking too!
Oh, yes...it should!
And for these, we would like to thank you.
Last but not suddenly least,
Thank you for being our teachers...
We love you, and....
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!
Thank you.
