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Linux is fun! Huhhh. OK so you don’t believe me. Mind me at the end of this article you will have to believe
that Linux is actually a fun box.
You might be aware of command ‘ls‘ the list command and use it frequently to view the contents of a folder but
because of miss-typing sometimes you would result in ‘sl‘, how about getting a little fun in terminal and not
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Install sl
Output
root@tecmint:~# sl
sl command
This command works even when you type ‘LS‘ and not ‘ls‘.
2. Command: telnet
No! No!! it is not as much complex as it seems. You would be familiar with telnet. Telnet is a text-oriented
bidirectional network protocol over network. Here is nothing to be installed. What you should have is a Linux
box and a working Internet.
root@tecmint:~# telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
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telnet command
3. Command: fortune
Install fortune
root@tecmint:~# fortune
You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Your love life will be... interesting.
123abc
cba321
xuniL eb ot nrob
born to be Linux
5. Command: factor
Time for some Mathematics, this command output all the possible factors of a given number.
root@tecmint:~# factor
5
5: 5
12
12: 2 2 3
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1001
1001: 7 11 13
5442134
5442134: 2 2721067
6. Command: script
root@tecmint:~# for i in {1..12}; do for j in $(seq 1 $i); do echo -ne $i×$j=$((i*j))\\t;done; echo;done
1×1=1
2×1=2 2×2=4
3×1=3 3×2=6 3×3=9
4×1=4 4×2=8 4×3=12 4×4=16
5×1=5 5×2=10 5×3=15 5×4=20 5×5=25
6×1=6 6×2=12 6×3=18 6×4=24 6×5=30 6×6=36
7×1=7 7×2=14 7×3=21 7×4=28 7×5=35 7×6=42 7×7=49
8×1=8 8×2=16 8×3=24 8×4=32 8×5=40 8×6=48 8×7=56 8×8=64
9×1=9 9×2=18 9×3=27 9×4=36 9×5=45 9×6=54 9×7=63 9×8=72 9×9=81
10×1=10 10×2=20 10×3=30 10×4=40 10×5=50 10×6=60 10×7=70 10×8=80 10×9
11×1=11 11×2=22 11×3=33 11×4=44 11×5=55 11×6=66 11×7=77 11×8=88 11×9
12×1=12 12×2=24 12×3=36 12×4=48 12×5=60 12×6=72 12×7=84 12×8=96 12×9
7. Command: Cowsay
An ASCII cow in terminal that will say what ever you want.
Install Cowsay
Output
____________
< I Love nix >
------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
_________________________________________
/ Q: How many Oregonians does it take to \
| screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
| screw in the light bulb and two to fend |
| off all those |
| |
| Californians trying to share the |
\ experience. /
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
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Note: ‘|‘ is called pipeline instruction and it is used where the output of one command needs to be the input of
another command. In the above example the output of ‘fortune‘ command acts as an input of ‘cowsay‘
command. This pipeline instruction is frequently used in scripting and programming.
xcowsay is a graphical program which response similar to cowsay but in a graphical manner, hence it is X of
cowsay.
apt-get insatll xcowsay
yum install xcowsay
Output
xcowsay command
cowthink is another command just run “cowthink Linux is sooo funny” and see the difference in output of
cowsay and cowthink.
apt-get insatll cowthink
yum install cowthink
Output
8. Command: yes
It is funny but useful as well, specially in scripts and for System Administrators where an automated
predefined response can be passed to terminal or generated.
root@tecmint:~# yes I Love Linux
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I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
I Love Linux
9. Command: toilet
what? Are u kidding, huhh no! Definitely not, but for sure this command name itself is too funny, and I don’t
know from where this command gets it’s name.
Install toilet
Output
mmmmmmm " m
# mmm mmm mmmmm mmm m mm mm#mm mmm mmm mmmmm
# #" # #" " # # # # #" # # #" " #" "# # # #
# #"""" # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
# "#mm" "#mm" # # # mm#mm # # "mm # "#mm" "#m#" # # #
toilet command
Note: Figlet is another command that more or less provide such kind of effect in terminal.
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You might have seen Hollywood movie ‘matrix‘ and would be fascinated with power, Neo was provided with,
to see anything and everything in matrix or you might think of an animation that looks alike Hacker‘s desktop.
Install cmatrix
Output
root@tecmint:~# cmatrix
cmatrix command
OK so you believe that mouse pointer of Linux is the same silly black/white pointer where no animation lies
then I fear you could be wrong. “oneko“ is a package that will attach a “Jerry“ with you mouse pointer and
moves along with you pointer.
Install cmatrix
Output
root@tecmint:~# oneko
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oneko command
Note: Once you close the terminal from which oneko was run, jerry will disappear, nor will start at start-up.
You can add the application to start up and continue enjoying.
This is a very nasty piece of code. Run this at your own risk. This actually is a fork bomb which exponentially
multiplies itself till all the system resource is utilized and the system hangs. (To check the power of above code
you should try it once, but all at your own risk, close and save all other programs and file before running fork
bomb).
root@tecmint:~# :(){ :|:& }:
The below “while” command is a script which provides you with colored date and file till you interrupt (ctrl +
c). Just copy and paste the below code in terminal.
root@tecmint:~# while true; do echo "$(date '+%D %T' | toilet -f term -F border --gay)"; sleep 1; done
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Note: The above script when modified with following command, will gives similar output but with a little
difference, check it in your terminal.
root@tecmint:~# while true; do clear; echo "$(date '+%D %T' | toilet -f term -F border --gay)"; sleep 1; done
Just Turn the Knob of your multimedia speaker to full before pasting this command in your terminal and let us
know how you felt listening the god’s voice.
Install espeak
Output
How about fire in your terminal. Just type “aafire” in the terminal, without quotes and see the magic. Press any
key to interrupt the program.
Install aafire
Output
root@tecmint:~# aafire
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aafire command
16. Command: bb
First install “apt-get insatll bb” and then, type “bb” in terminal and see what happens.
root@tecmint:~# bb
bb command
Won’t it be an awesome feeling for you if you can update you twitter status from command line in front of
your friend and they seems impressed. OK just replace username, password and your status message with
your’s username, password and “your status message“.
root@tecmint:~# url -u YourUsername:YourPassword -d status="Your status message" http://twitter.com/statuses/update.xml
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18. ASCIIquarium
Install ASCIIquarium
And finally run “asciiquarium” or “/usr/local/bin/asciiquarium“ in terminal without quotes and be a part of
magic that will be taking place in front of your eyes.
root@tecmint:~# asciiquarium
aquarium command
First install “apt-get install funny-manpages” and then run man pages for the commands below. Some of them
may be 18+, run at your own risk, they all are too funny.
baby
celibacy
condom
date
echo
flame
flog
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gong
grope, egrope, fgrope
party
rescrog
rm
rtfm
tm
uubp
woman (undocumented)
xkill
xlart
sex
strfry
bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed
root@tecmint:~# %blow
$ [ whereis my brain?
sh: 2: [: missing ]
server@localhost:/srv$ \(-
bash: (-: command not found
Linux is sexy: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
umount; sleep (If you know what i mean)
There are certain other but these don’t work on all the system and hence not included in this article. Some of
them are man dog , filter, banner, etc.
Have fun, you can say me thanks later :) yup your comment is highly appreciated which encourages us write
more. Tell us which command you liked the most. Stay tuned i will be back soon with another article worth
reading.
Avishek Kumar
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2. hadrons123 says:
May 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm
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kashif says:
January 16, 2014 at 4:51 pm
http://www.asty.org/cmatrix/
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3. Airwon says:
May 21, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Fork Bomb: (remove all spaces; but include a space in place of word space)
: ( ) {space: | : &space} ; :
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4. John says:
May 21, 2013 at 6:08 pm
For f18, I had to use fortune-mod instead of fortune. Probably same for f19. Also yum install works for
asciiquarium instead of downloading from source, however no toilet or cmatrix…
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wuxu92 says:
November 5, 2013 at 2:23 pm
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5. miniminiyo says:
May 29, 2013 at 1:52 am
hahaha very good collection, always glad to see the “touch girls \ boo **
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Obviously very good….Want to learn something more interesting….Waiting to see more interesting
something.
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7. julian says:
August 22, 2013 at 3:14 am
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8. Kevin says:
August 26, 2013 at 9:57 pm
None of the Commands work on debian… I get bash command not found…
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Avishek says:
August 27, 2013 at 10:45 am
@ kevin, All the commands will work on any distro, with a little +/-
if u don’t have packages installed, apt the required package.
Note: All the above output are generated on a Debain System, only.
:-)
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Nerdgurl says:
October 17, 2013 at 11:08 am
i know right
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Thanks @ Peter
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None of these commands work!! i wasted like 2 hours trying these commands are these supposed to be
done in emacs or something??
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Dear Nerdgurl, run all the above commands directly in your Shell/ Terminal
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They are all terminal commands, open your terminal and install the programs as instructed and then type
in the command as instructed like you would run any other command in terminal and there you go… your
name is rather deceiving because any nerd would know how to run a terminal command.
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Awesome post!
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