Modern Romeo and Juliet Script

Casts:

Prince Escalus PRINCE OF VERONA Avila

Paris A YOUNG COUNT Deliso

Montague HEAD OF THE HOUSE OF MONTAGUE

Capulet HEAD OF THE HOUSE OF CAPULET

Romeo MONTAGUES SON Jacinto

Mercutio KINSMAN TO THE PRINCE, FRIEND TO ROMEO Aguazon

Benvolio NEPHEW TO MONTAGUE, FRIEND TO ROMEO Abrera

Tybalt NEPHEW TO LADY CAPULET Pioneta

Juliet DAUGHTER TO CAPULET Orbiso

Nurse to Juliet Templonuevo

Lady Montague WIFE TO MONTAGUE Nalynne

Lady Capulet WIFE TO CAPULET Villadolid

Friar Lawrence OF THE FRANCISCAN ORDER, FRIEND TO ROMEO Aquino

Friar John OF THE FRANCISCAN ORDER Verga

Balthazar SERVANT TO ROMEO Tipait

Sampson & Gregory SERVANTS TO CAPULET Jawel & Mojar

Abraham

Citizens, Revellers

And Others

Prologue
Chorus:

Two households both alike in dignity, In fair Verona where we lay our scene

From ancient grudge, break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands
unclean:

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star crossed lovers take
their life:

Whose misadventured piteous overthrows, Doth with their death bury their
parents strife.

Hmm... I am not really sure if you understand this, let me rephrase with a more
modern version;

In Verona there are two families that have hated each other for a long time. They
yell in the

streets (1. Down with the Capulets!), and (2. Down with the Montagues!) There is
a fight in

the street that is so disruptive that the Prince, tired of this violence, lays down
the law: (3. If ever

you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit.)

Scene 1

A street

ENTER SAMPSON and GREGORY of the house of Capulet, in conversation.

GREGORY: Here come two of the house of Montague.

ENTER two other servingmen, ABRAHAM and BALTHAZAR

SAMPSON: I will bite my thumb at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it. [He bites his
thumb1]

ABRAHAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON I do bite my thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON [to GREGORY] Is the law of our side if I say ay?

GREGORY No.

SAMPSON No sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my

thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM You lie.

SAMPSON Draw if you be men.

They FIGHT.

ENTER BENVOLIO2

BENVOLIO Part, fools. Put up your swords, you know not what you do.

CHORUS, TYBALT, etc. enter and fight.

Both the Montagues and the Capulet enters and looked at each pther.
The couples remain either side of the stage, the women
holding their husbands back either by force, argument or
childish with-holding of weapons. The SERVANTS,
BENVOLIO and TYBALT remain in combat with the
CITIZENS, centre stage

ENTER PRINCE ESCALUS

PRINCE (V.O.): Stop! No more fighting.

SERVANT: Why should we do as you say?

PRINCE: Because I am the Prince! This is not a democracy. No fighting!

( Romeo sits as BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO enter.)

Meanwhile, Romeo has been staying out all night and sleeping all day because he is in love with
Rosaline who doesnt love him back. His friends, Benvolio and Mercutio are headed for a party
at the Capulets house. It's a masked ball, so they all can sneak in undetected and no one will
know who they are. Benvolio is excited because the ball will give Romeo a chance to get over
Rosaline.

ROMEO: Oh, woe. Woe! Woe! I am feeling emo today. Woe woe woe!

BENVOLIO: Whoaaaaa, whats up with you?

ROMEO: Oh woe, woe, woe is me! I love Rosaline but she wont love me back. Look, I wrote a love
poem for her:

Am I more than you bargained for yet

I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a sonnet

MERCUTIO: Romeo, youre so lame.

BENVOLIO: Hey! Capulets holding a party tonight! Lets sneak in and see a bunch of Capulet women
knowing full well that if we get caught we shall be killed!

M/B: Yeah!

MERCUTIO: This reminds me of a dream I once had! About Queen Mab and her symbolism!

BEVOLIO: Oh nonsense.

MERCUTIO: Blah di blahblah, symbolism, blah blah blah, fairies, night, motifs, blah da blahblah!

(They drag him offstage)

SCENE 2

NURSE ties a corset on JULIET.

NURSE: Pull it in Juliet, pull it in!
JULIET: Im sucking as hard as I can! Nurse, why are you pulling my corset so tightly?
NURSE: So that you might marry Count Paris.
Lady Capulet; Faster girls!! The party is going to start soon! Count Paris is attending tonight, you
better look good!

(People run in noisily.)

NURSE: Oh look, the partys started!

JULIET: Am I released?
NURSE: Yes.

There, at this party, is where Romeo first sees Juliet. (6. O, she doth teach the torches to burn
bright!) They dance. They kiss. She says, (7. You kiss by the book.) Only at the end of the party
do they learn that the other is from their own familys hated enemy. Its too late, they are in love
with each other. Romeo sneaks away from his friends, climbs the wall into the Capulets orchard,
and sees Juliet at her window (8. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?) Juliet,
not knowing Romeo is nearby, says (9. O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?) They
confess their love to each other, but Juliet is called inside. Romeo says, (10. Wilt thou leave me
so unsatisfied?) Juliet says, (11. If that thy bent of love be honorable, Thy purpose marriage,
send me word tomorrow.) They enlist the help of Juliets Nurse to send messages and Friar
Lawrence to marry them.

At Capulets house: Opera singers.. then change to Waltz

(ROMEO mourns.)
BENVOLIO: Romeo, are you still being emo?
ROMEO: Yes. (sees Juliet) Who is that?
BENVOLIO: I dont know
ROMEO: Shes beautiful.
BENVOLIO: Want to go talk to her.
ROMEO: Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!

MERCUTIO: Yeah, shes pretty hot. Maybe you should go talk to her.
ROMEO: I seems she hands upon the cheek of night,

BENVOLIO: I hear a sonnet coming on.

ROMEO: Like a rich jewel in an Ethiopes ear,
BENVOLIO: This is where I leave.
ROMEO: Beauty too rich for use, for earth, too dear.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
Ohhhhhhh

TYBALT: Hmm.. that guy must be a Montague, I shall kill him/

Lord Capulet: Not so fast Tybalt. Let us see what he is up to.

(Over at JULIET. ROMEO sneaks up behind her and talks to her. Startling Juliet)

ROMEO: Dont scream dear lady.

JULIET: Ooh, youre cute.

ROMEO: You are like a holy shrine. I would like to kiss you.

JULIET: Well, if we hold hands its like hand-kissing.

ROMEO: But Id much rather lip-kiss.

NURSE (O.S.): Juliet! Juliet!

JULIET: oh no. Too bad!

(She runs away.)

ROMEO (Aside) I am in love!

ROMEO I wish I caught her name.
NURSE: Thats Juliet, the only daughter of Lord Capulet.

In a room

JULIET I am in love! But whats his name?

NURSE His name is Romeo. Hes a Montague.

ROMEO A Capulet, my only enemy?

JULIET A Montague, my only enemy?

BOTH No!!

SCENE 3
Balcony.
JULIET: (overdone) Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou, Romeo. Deny Thy Father and Forbid thy
name, Or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love, and I shall no longer be a capulet!

Roooooooomeo, Rooooooomeo wherefore arrrrrrrrrrrrr thou Rooooooooooooomeo. Denyyyyyyyyyyyy

they fatherrrrrrr and forbiiiiiiiiiiiiid thy naaaaaaaaaaaame. Or iiiiiiiiiiif thou wilt noooooooooot, be but
swoooooooooorn my looove, and I shall nooooooooo longer beeeeeeee a Capulettttttttttt.

ROMEO: Juliet!!!
JULIET: Are your intentions honorable?
ROMEO: Yes.
JULIET: Swear it.
ROMEO: I swear by the moon
JULIET: Swear not by the moon! The inconstant moon! Always changing in its shape and position in
the sky. Swear by something else.

ROMEO: What should I swear by?

JULIET: Swear by your own sweet self.
ROMEO: I swear by my own sweet self
JULIET: No!
ROMEO: What?
ROMEO: I I swear
JULIET: You know what, dont even BOTHER swearing!
ROMEO: Thats what I
JULIET: Lets just get married.
ROMEO: What?
JULIET: Lets get married. Big white wedding, pretty dress, fancy chapel

ROMEO: Isnt that a bit fast?

JULIET: Honeymoon
ROMEO: Honeymoon?
JULIET: I was thinking a week in Venice, a few days on the canals, with pink rose petals and a small
musical ensemble
ROMEO: I am going to make a rash, hormonally-charged decision and say yes!

NURSE (OS): JULIET!

JULIET: Oh not again!!. Good bye my Romeo!
ROMEO: Goodbye my Juliet!

Pause.
JULIET: You go first.
ROMEO: No you go first.
JULIET: No you go first!

Pause.

JULIET: Well go at the same time.

ROMEO: Okay.

They turn around as if to leave, then both stop. They look over their shoulder.

SCENE 4

Romeo runs up to Friar.

ROMEO: Friar Lawrence! (Trips)Friar Lawrence!

FRIAR: (Without bothering to look)

For the last time Romeo, I can neither create a love potion for Rosaline; the clergy does not condone
witchcraft. Nor can I ask God to appear to her in a vision demanding that she love you. God doesnt
work that way.

ROMEO: Brother!
FRIAR: What?
ROMEO: Im getting married.
FRIAR: What?
ROMEO: I am getting married.
FRIAR: What did you put in her drink?
ROMEO: Not to Rosaline you senile old man.
FRIAR: I beg your pardon
ROMEO: To Juliet! The fair, fair Juliet!
FRIAR: Who?
ROMEO: You know old Capulet, right?
FRIAR: What did you put in her drink?

ROMEO: Nothing! We are to be married.

FRIAR: Im not doing it.
ROMEO: But Brother Lawrence.

FRIAR: No! Yesterday youre like, Oh Friar Lawrence, I love Rosaline, get me RosalineRosaline,
Rosaline, Rosaline. And now youre all, Oh, I want Juliet. Give me Juliet. And Romeo, I know you,
tomorrow youll be all, oh, I want Ophelia, give me Ophelia, annul me Brother Lawrence. Youre a
stupid hormonal teenager thinks only with your I wont marry you.

ROMEO: Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

FRIAR:No, I(Epiphany) Wait. If you marry Juliet, then your families will have to make up. And there
will be peace throughout the land!
ROMEO: Tight. Ill see you at nine.

FRIAR: There will be a happy ending to the story of Romeo and Juliet!

SCENE 5

Even so, the feud continues. In the town square, Tybalt, Juliets cousin, comes looking for
Romeo. Mercutio takes the bait. (12. Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?) Tybalt angrily
answers, (13. I am for you.) They fight. Romeo tries to peacefully break them up, but only gets
in Mercutios way, allowing Tybalt to stab Mercutio. Mercutio dies, and Tybalt runs away. A
few minutes later, (14. Here comes the furious Tybalt back again!) In a fury, Romeo kills
Tybalt. He immediately realizes his horrible mistake and says, (15. O, I am Fortunes Fool!)
The Prince banishes Romeo to Mantua for killing Tybalt.

TYBALT: Hello. I am Tybalt, the Prince of Cats. Hiss.

ROMEO: Cousin!
TYBALT: Hiss.
ROMEO: Cousin!
TYBALT: Hiss.
MERCUTIO: Dude, are you gonna let him just stand there and hiss at you?
ROMEO: Yes, for I love him! He is my cousin now!
TYBALT: Hiss.
MERCUTIO: Stop being a pansy Romeo. Take him!
TYBALT: Hiss.
MERCUTIO: God dammit Romeo, must I do everything!

(They clash for a second, then Tybalt slays him)

MERCUTIO: (mumbled) A plague on both your houses.

ROMEO: What?
MERCUTIO: (mumbled) A plague on both your houses.
ROMEO: Your statement contains both symbolism and foreshadowing; please say it louder!

MERCUTIO: A plague on both your houses! A plague on both your houses! A plague on both your
houses! A plague on both your houses! A plague on both your houses!

(Tybalt sidles over and low-key stabs him. He collapses)

ROMEO: Mercutio! Mercutio! You. Tybalt! My name is Romeo Montague. You killed my Mercutio.
Prepare to die.

TYBALT: This is not good!

Epic fight scene.

ROMEO stabs him

ROMEO: oh NO!
PRINCE (V.O.): BANISH-ED
ROMEO: No Way!

SCENE 6

JULIET: Oh, I do love being married.

NURSE: Julliet. I have a bad news. Romeo has killed Tybalt your cousin! And now he is banished to
Mantua!

JULIET: What? Oh,, No my Romeo.... I will follow him!

SCENE 7

Before Romeo leaves Verona, he spends the night with Juliet. As he climbs out her window the
next morning, she says (16. Then, window, let day in, and let life out.) Juliets parents burst in
to inform her that they have arranged for her to marry the County Paris. She says (Ill not marry
yet.) Her father, angry that Juliet is refusing him, says, (18. Hang thee, young baggage,
Disobedient wretch!) and tells her that if she wont marry Paris he will cast her into the streets to
beg.

JULIET: Sigh. Romeo had to leave so he wouldnt die. How depressing.

(Nurse walks in.)

NURSE: Juliet, guess what! Youre getting married! To Paris!

JULIET: What? No! Im already married! To Romeo!
NURSE: Too bad! You father has arranged for you to get married with Paris!

(She leaves. JULIET goes to the friar)

Juliet and the Friar come up with a plan. Juliet will take a potion in order to appear dead so her
parents will put her body in their funeral monument. Then Friar Lawrence will fetch her and take
her to Mantua. Juliet takes the potion (19. Romeo! Heres drink I drink to thee.) It works.
Her nurse and her mother find her in the morning (20. Alack the day, shes dead, shes dead,
shes dead!) They put her body in the tomb.

JULIET: Friar! What do I do?

FRIAR: Here Juliet. Drink this and you will look dead. Romeo will know to come for you.

JULIET: How will he know?

FRIAR: I will send my trusty brother Friar John who is currently preaching to plague victims to go to
Romeo and tell him!
JULIET: Alright! (Takes drink)

CLERGY ASSISTANT: Um, Friar Lawrence? John cant go. He has the plague.

FRIAR: He has the what?

FRIAR: Oh no. Juliet dont

JULIET: Mmm tastes like

(She falls asleep.)

FRIAR: (to assistant)

You. We were never here.

Scene 7

In Mantua, Romeo gets the news that Juliet is dead. He buys some poison and heads to the tomb
to join Juliet in death. Friar Lawrence is on his way to the tomb, as well, to get Juliet and take
her to Mantua. Paris is also heading to the tomb to mourn his almost-wife. Paris gets there first,
and tries to defend the tomb from Romeo. Romeo kills him (21. O, I am slain!). Then Romeo
drinks his poison and bids Juliet a final farewell (22. Heres to my love... thus with a kiss I die.)

ROMEO: No! My beloved wife of twenty-four hours! Shes dead! I shall drink this poison and die.

(He drinks it. Juliet awakens)

JULIET: Oooh, I am awake. And look, heres Romeo!

ROMEO: Wait, youre... youre not... I didnt have to... oh no...(They lock eyes. He dies.)

Friar Lawrence arrives to find Romeo dead, Juliet waking up, and the city of Verona on its way
to see what the commotion was. He tries to console Juliet and hurry her away (23. Ill dispose of
thee among a sisterhood of holy nuns), but Juliet refuses to leave. Friar Lawrence runs away,
and Juliet decides to join Romeo in death. (24. O, happy dagger, this is thy sheath.) They are
discovered by their families who finally see that their quarrels have gone too far. They vow to
make peace, for (25. Never was a story of more woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.)