Englishpod Dialogues

Elementary Difficult Customer (B0001)

be a mixup, unfortunately were overbooked

A: Good evening. My name is Fabio, Ill be

at the moment .

your waiter for tonight. May I take your

B: So&

order?

A: Not to worry. Were pleased to offer you a

B: No, Im still working on it. This menu is

complimentary upgrade.

not even in English. Whats good here?

B: Presidential suite baby!

A: For you sir, I would recommend spaghetti

Elementary The Office I need an assist

and meatballs.

ant! (C0004)

B: Does it come with coke and fries?

A: ...like I told you before, we just dont

A:It comes with either soup or salad and a

have the resources to hire you an assistant.

complimentary glass of wine, Sir.

B: I understand that, but the fact is were

B: Ill go with the spaghetti and meatballs,

understaffed.

salad and the wine.

A: The timing is just not right. The economy

A: Excellent choice, your order will be ready

is bad, and its too risky to take on new staff.

soon.

B: Yeah, I guess youre right.... heres an

B: How soon is soon?

idea, what

A: Twenty minutes?

if we hire an intern? She would take some of

B: You know what? Ill just go grab a burger

the weight off my shoulders.

across the street.

A: She?

Elementary Calling In Sick (B0002)

B: Yeah, you know, a recent graduate. She

A: Hello, Daniel speaking, how may I help

could give me a hand with some of these

you?

projects and we could keep our costs down.

B: Hi, Daniel, Julie here.

A: That sounds reasonable... let me see what

A: Hi, Julie, how are you?

I can do.

B: Actually, Im feeling quite ill today.

A: Tony, Id like to introduce you to your new

A: Im sorry to hear that. Whats wrong?

assistant.

B: I think Im coming down with the flu. I

B: OK, great! Lets meet her!

have a headache, a sore throat a runny nose

C: Hi, Im Adam.

and Im feeling slightly feverish.

B: Oh... hi... Im Tony...

A: I see... so youre calling in sick?

Elementary Daily Life Cut In Line (C00

B: Yes, I was hoping to take the day off to

05)

recover.

A: I cant believe it took us two hours to get

A: OK, then. Try and get some rest.

here. The traffic in New York is unbelievable.

Elementary Daily Life Hotel Upgrade (

B: Yeah, but just relax honey, were here and

C0003)

were going on vacation. In a few hours well

A: Good afternoon. What can I do for you?

be in Hawaii, and youll be on the golf

B: Id like to check in please. I have a

course.

reservation

A: Oh no!Look at that line! It must be a mile

under

the

name

Anthony

Roberts.

long!

A: All right R.O.B.E.R.T.S... Oh, Mr. Roberts

Theres no way Im waiting for another two

weve been expecting you& and here is your

hours.

keycard to the presidential suite.

B: Honey... dont...

B: But there must be some mistake; my

C: Hey man, the end of the line is over there.

reservation was for a standard room.

A: Yeah...

A: Are you sure? Let me double check.

C: No seriously, I was here first, and you

B:

cant cut in line like this.

Yeah&Here,

this

is

my

confirmation

number.

A: Says who?

A: Youre right Mr. Roberts, there seems to

C: I do!
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A: So sue me!

neighbourhood? Do you live around here?

C: Alright...thats it....

B: Actually, my office is right around the

Elementary The Weekend Road Trip (

corner.

C0006)

A: It was great to meet you last week at the

A: So, are we all ready to go?

conference. I really enjoyed our conversation

B: Yup, I think so. The cars packed; we have

about foreign investment.

munchies and music, and the maps in the

B: Yeah, yeah, it was really interesting. You

car.

know, Im in a bit of a hurry, but heres my

A: Did you get the camera?

card. We should definitely meet up again and

B: Got it! Did you fill up the tank?

continue our discussion.

A: Yup, its all set.

A: Sure, you still have my contact details,

B: Youre sure were not forgetting anything?

right?

A: Im sure... weve got all our bases

B:

covered.

embarrassing,

B: Well& lets get going then! I love road

slipped my mind. Can you remind me?

trips!

A: Sure, my name is Ana Ferris. Dont worry

B: Um... do you think we can make a pit

about it; it happens to me all the time. Im

stop?

terrible with names too.

A: But weve only been on the road for ten

Elementary The Weekend Silence plea

minutes.

se! (C0009)

B: I know, but I forgot to go to the bathroom

A: Those people in front of us are making so

before

much noise. Its so inconsiderate!

we left.

B: Dont worry about it; its not such a big

Elementary The Office Virus! (C0007)

deal.

A: Oh great! This stupid computer froze

A: Oh... I cant hear a thing! Excuse me, can

again! Thats the third time today! Hey

you keep it down?

Samuel, can you come take a look at my PC?

C: Sure, sorry bout that!

Its acting up again. It must have a virus or

A: Someones phone is ringing!

something.

B: Honey, I think its your phone. Did you

B: Just give me a second; Ill be right up.

forget to switch it off?

B: I ran a virus scan on your computer, and

A:

it turns out that you have a lot of infected

embarrassing!

files!

C: Do you mind keeping it down? Im trying

A: But Im quite careful when Im browsing

to watch a movie here!

the internet, I have no idea how I could have

Elementary The Office Driving Sales (

picked up a virus.

C0010)

B: Well, you have to make sure that your

A: All right, people. Were holding this

anti-virus

regularly;

meeting today because weve got to do

yours wasnt up to date, thats probably what

something about our sales, and we need to

was causing your problems.

do it NOW! I want concrete solutions. How do

A: Ok. Anything else?

you intend to drive sales... Roger?

B: Yeah, try not to kick or hit the computer!

B: Well, in fact, were the most expensive in

A: Um yeah& Sorry about that.

the market, so maybe we need to lower our

Elementary Daily Life Whats your na

prices to match the competitors?

me again? (C0008)

A: Lower our prices? Not very creative. Itll

A: Nick! Hows it going?

never fly with Swan. What kind of thinking is

B: Oh, hey...

that? Geez. Anybody else have a better plan?

A:

What

software

are

is

you

updated

doing

in

this

You

Oh,

Natalie?
2

know

no!

what,

but

your

Youre

this
name

right.

is

really

has

Thats

just

so

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C: Um, perhaps, um, a sales promotion.

doing anything tonight, I would like to have

Maybe a two-for-one offer, or something like

you both for dinner.I mean...I would like to

that!

have you both over for dinner.

A: What? Thats the same thing. Bad idea.

Really bad idea. Dammit people come on!

Elementary Daily Life Cleaning the Ho

Think! The CEO will be here any minute.

use (C0012)

D: Do we have any ideas yet?

A: Honey, the house is such a mess! I need

C: Yes Mr. Swan, we were kind of considering

you to help me tidy up a bit. My boss and her

a two-for- one offer to get more competitive.

husband are coming over for dinner and the

D: A two-for-one promotion? Hmm. I kind of

like

the

sound

of

that.

It

sounds

house needs to be spotless!

like

B: Im in the middle of something right now.

something we should consider.

Ill be

A: Yeah, exactly. Just what I was thinking! In

there in a second.

fact, thats a brilliant idea! Im glad we

A: This cant wait! I need your help now!

thought of that.

B: Alright, alright. Im coming.

Very creative.

A: Ok, heres a list of chores we need to get

Elementary Daily Life New Guy in Tow

done. Ill do the dishes and get all the

n (C0011)

groceries for tonight. You can sweep and

mop the floors. Oh, and the furniture needs

A: Oh, I dont know if you heard, but

to be dusted.

someone moved into that old house down

B: You know what, I have to pick something

the road.

up at the mall, so why dont you clean the

B: Yeah, I know. I met the owner of the

floors and Ill go to the supermarket and get

house yesterday as he was moving in. His

all the groceries.

name is Armand.

A: Sure thats fine. Here is the list of all the

A: Really? Whats he like? You have to fill me

things you need to get. Dont forget anything!

in.

And can

B: Actually, hes a bit strange. I dont know...

you pick up a bottle of wine on your way

Ive got a bad feeling about him.

home?

A: Really? Why?

B: Hey, honey Im back. Wow, the house

B:

Well,

yesterday

brought

over

looks really

housewarming gift,but Armand started acting

good!

really weird, and then he practically kicked

A: Great! Can you set the table?

me out! I tried to, sort of, peek into his

B: Just a sec Im just gonna vacuum this rug

house, but everything was so dark inside

real fast

that I couldnt really get a good look.

A: Wait! Dont turn it on...

A: Well, youll never guess what I saw this

Elementary The Office Out Of Control

morning.

Spending (C0013)

A delivery truck pulled into his driveway, and

A: OK, so now the last point on our agenda.

it dropped off a long, rectangular box. It

Jill, lets

almost looked like a coffin!

go over the profit and loss statement.

B: You see! Why would he...

B: Great. Well, the main issue here, as you

C: Hello ladies...

can see,

B: Ah, Armand! You scared the heck out of

is that our expenses are through the roof.

me! This

A: Lets see... These numbers are off the

is my friend Doris.

charts!

C: A pleasure to meet you...If you are not

Whats going on here!

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B: Well, um, sir, the company expenditures

A: I feel terrible, I really didnt mean to

on entertainment and travel are out of

knock you over. My tire, just exploded, and I

control. Look at these bills for example. Just

lost control of my bike. Really, it was an

this month weve paid over twenty thousand

accident. Please accept my apologies.

dollars for hotel charges!

B: Just let me try to stand up.

A: OK, thank you. Ill look into it.

SONG: Why do birds suddenly appear, every

B: The list goes on and on. Here, this is a bill

time you

for five

are near?

thousand dollars for spa treatments!

A: Are you okay?

A: Thank you; that will be all. Ill take care of

B: Oh, wait a second, you seem really

it.

familiar, I think I know you from somewhere.

B: Look at this one sir, eight thousand dollars

A: Yeah, I think we have met somewhere

were spent in one night at a place called

before. Thats right! We met at Aarons place

Wild Things?!

last

A: OK, I get it!! Thank you for your very

anyway, Im glad to see that youre not too

thorough analysis!

badly hurt, and I should probably get going.

Elementary Im in Debt (B0014)

I have a nine oclock meeting.

A: Hello, Im here to see Mr. Corleone.

B: Ouch! My ankle! I think its broken! You

B: Right this way, sir.

cant

C: Charlie! What can I do for you?

just leave me like this! Are you calling an

B: Mr. Corlone, Im really sorry to trouble

ambulance?

you, but I

A: Nope, Im canceling my appointment so

need your help.

that I

C: Anything for you, Charlie! Your father was

can stay here with you.

like a

SONG: Do you remember when we met?

brother to me.

Thats the day I knew you were my pet. I

B: Well, sir, you see, this recession has hit

wanna tell you how much I love you.

weekend!

What

coincidence!

But

me pretty
Elementary Turn left here! (B0016)

hard; I lost my job and Im in a lot of debt.

C: I see. . . . . .

A: Hurry up, get in.

B: Yeah, you know, Ive got credit card bills,

B: Im in, lets go!

car payments, Ive got to pay my mortgage;

A: OK, make a left here. . . no wait, I meant

and on top of all that, I have to pay my sons

make a

college tuition.

right. Come on, speed up!

C: So youre asking for a loan.

B: Geez! Whats the rush?

B: Well, I just thought maybe you could help

A: Dont worry about it, just drive. Oh, no,

me out.

the light is

C: What? At a time like this? Im broke too,

about to change. . . step on it!

you know! Youre not the only one who has

B: Are you nuts! Im not going to run a red

been hit by the recession! I lost half my

light!

money in the stock market crash! Go on! Get

A: Whatever. Just turn right here. . . .The

outa here!

freeway will be packed at this hour. . . .lets

Elementary Daily Life Im sorry, I love

take a side street. Go on! Get out of our

you (C0015)

way! Move, move!

A: Whoa, whoa, whats going on? Watch out!

B: Whats your problem! Geez. Having a fit is

B: Hey, watch where youre going!

not

A: Oh, no! Im so sorry! Are you all right?

going to help!

B: Oh...I dont know.

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A: Here, I know a short cut....just go down

this

is

an

injustice!

The

financial

here, and well cut though Ashburn Heights.

irresponsibility of big business has to stop!

Lets go, lets go! Watch out for that lady!

Were there to show the government that we

B: Im going as fast as I can!

dont like the way that theyre spending our

A: Yes! We made it. 5:58, just before the

tax dollars!

library

A: Sir but what exactly is making everyone

closes.

so angry?

B: Youre such a geek!

B: Its an absolute outrage, Sarah, the US

government wants to give 25 billion dollars

Elementary Here Comes the Bride (B00

of taxpayers money to the auto industry.

17)

These

are

companies

that

have

been

mismanaged and are now nearly bankrupt.

A: I cant believe that Anthony is finally

A: I see. But, many supporters of the bailout

getting married!

argue that it could help save the jobs of

B: Yeah well its about time! Hes been living

millions of hardworking Americans.

with his

B: That maybe true, and I for one dont want

parents for 40 years!

to see anyone lose their job, but how can

A: Dont be mean. Look here come the

these CEOs ask for a bailout when theyre

bridesmaids!

making millions of dollars? And then, they

Their dresses look beautiful!

have the nerve to fly to Washington in

B: Who are those kids walking down the

private

aisle?

jets!

This

costs

hundreds

of

thousands of dollars! And theyre asking for

A: Thats the flower girl and the ring bearer.

money! That is just not right!

Im pretty sure theyre the grooms niece and

A: Good point. This is Sarah OConnell

nephew. Oh, they look so cute!

reporting live from Washington D. C., back to

B: I just hope the priest makes it quick. Im

you, Tom.

starving. I hope the foods good at the

reception.

Elementary The Weekend Christmas C

A: Thats all you ever think about, food! Oh,

hronicles I (C0019)

I think the brides coming now! She looks

gorgeous. Wait, whats she doing? Wheres

A: I hate working on Christmas Eve! Whoa!

she going?

Get a load of this guy! Come in central, I

B: Oh great! Does this mean that the

think weve got ourselves a situation here.

reception is

B: License and registration please. Have you

canceled?

been drinking tonight, sir?

A: I had one or two glasses of eggnog, but

Elementary UpperIntermediate Prote

nothing else.

st! (D0018)

B: Step out of the vehicle, please. Sir, what

do you have in the back?

A: This is Action 5 News reporter Sarah

A: Just a few Christmas gifts, tis the season,

OConnell reporting live from Washington, D.

C.

where

protest

has

broken

after all!

out.

B: Dont take that tone with me. Do you

Thousands of angry citizens are protesting

have an invoice for these items?

against the proposed bailout of the auto

manufacturing

industry!

Sir,

sir,

A: Umm...no...I make these in my workshop

Sarah

in the North Pole!

OConnell, Action 5 news. Can you tell us

B: You are under arrest, sir. You have the

whats happening?

right to remain silent. You better not pout,

B: Yeah, yeah, were here because we feel

you better not cry. Anything you say can and

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will be used against you. You have the right

guess you must be pretty busy at work.

to an attorney; if you cannot afford one, the

D: Well, yeah, a V. P. position is not easy,

state will appoint

you

A: You cant take me to jail! What about my

procedures

nationwide

sleigh? Its Christmas Eve! I have Presents to

departments,

as

deliver! Rudolph! Prancer! Dancer! Get help!

managers in FDA and EPA regulations. I also

know!

implement
well

policies
of

as

train

and

various
junior

have to oversee daily ope

Elementary I Can See Clearly Now (B00

B: Wow, yeah... that sounds exciting.

20)

D: And what about you, Arthur? What do you

do for a living?

A: Hello, Arthur. What seems to be the

B: Oh, Im a Top Gun pilot!

problem?
B: Hey doc. Well, I think I might need

Elementary The Weekend Christmas C

glasses. Im getting headaches, and I really

hronicles II (C0022)

struggle to see things that are far away. But

I have always had 20/20 vision.

A: Really, gentlemen, you cant take me to

A: Sounds like you may be far-sighted. OK,

jail! Dont you know who I am? Kris Kringle,

then, cover your left eye and read the chart

you know, Papa Noel, Pere Noel, Babbo

in front of you.

Natale, sheng dan lao ren!

B: Mmm.. . X, E, R, 3, a question mark, and

B: Yeah, Yeah, weve heard that one before,

I cant quite make out the other symbol but I

havent we Joe?

think its the peace sign.

C: Yeah, last week we booked this guy who

A: Wow, Arthur! Youre as blind as a bat!

claimed to be the tooth fairy! Can you

B: Yeah, I know, my vision is really blurry at

believe that?

times.

A: Its Christmas Eve and I have all these

A: Ok then, head on over to the other room

Presents to deliver! Where is your Christmas

and pick out some frames while I fill out your

spirit? What will happen when all the children

prescription.

wake up tomorrow and dont find any gifts in

B: Thanks doc!

their stockings?

A: Arthur, thats the bathroom.

B: Sorry buddy, you were parked in a noparking zone, you were speeding, and you

Elementary The Office What Do You D

have no ID!

o? (C0021)

C: Besides that, even if we let you go now,

A:

Oh,

look,

theres

Veronica

and

your sleigh has been impounded and those

her

reindeer were taken to the city zoo.

boyfriend. Shes always going on about him

A: What! This is unbelievable! Whats this

at the office. Oh, great, they saw us. Theyre

world coming to? Christmas is ruined!

coming this way.

C: Whats that up ahead? It looks like...

B: Oh, man...

elves!! Elves!! Whoa, theyre shooting candy

C: Jessica! Arthur! Hi! Id like you to meet

canes! Mayday, Mayday, we are under heavy

my boyfriend Greg, hes the V. P. of quality

attack! We need backup!

and safety for a top Fortune 500 food

company.

Elementary Making an Appointment (B

A: Nice to meet you. This is my husband,

0023)

Arthur.
B: Hey, hows it going?

A: Hello, Fairbrook Consulting, how may I

D: Hello.

help you?

A: Veronica talks about you all the time. I

B: Yes, this is Julianne Horton, and Im

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calling to arrange an appointment with Ms.

business, as many of you are aware, in

McNealy.

recent weeks there has been a lot of media

A: Certainly, what day were you thinking of?

coverage surrounding this bird flu issue. And

B: Hows Thursday? Does she have any time

its come to my attention that our company

available then?

lacks any sort of bird flu contingency plan.

A: Um. . . let me double check. . .

B: Basically, we need to come up with a clear

unfortunately,

on

plan; we need to outline specific actions that

Thursday, how does next Monday work for

our company can take to maintain critical

you?

business

B: Actually, Ive got something scheduled on

strikes.

Monday. Can she do Tuesday?

A: So, what Id like to do is: first appoint

A: Sure, Tuesdays perfect. May I ask where

someone to look after drafting our plan;

youre

Ralph, Id like you to head up this project.

calling from?

C: Sure, no problem. What issues do you

B: Sure, Merton Financial Advisors.

want me to consider?

A: Oh, actually, Tuesdays no good. Sorry

B: Well, lets see, there are a few points we

bout that.

need to be thinking about. . . first, Ill need

shes

booked

solid

functions

in

case

pandemic

you to analyze our numbers and figure out

Elementary Where should we eat? (B00

what kind of financial impact an outbreak

24)

might have.
A: Youll also need to think about how we can

A: Do you two have any plans for the

avoid any of our employees getting infected;

evening?

think of ways to reduce employee-customer

B: We were thinking of checking out a

contact, perhaps some IT solutions that will

restaurant in the neigbourhood. Do you have

allow our people to work from home.

any suggestions?

C: I guess youll need me to forecast

A: I know this really nice Italian place. The

employee absences as well, right? And Ill

food is fantastic, and the decor is beautiful.

think about the impact this will have on our

Id recommend giving it a try.

clients. Hey, what about vaccines? Should we

C: Actually, Im not all that crazy about

be thinking about getting vaccines for our

Italian food; Im in the mood for something a

employees?

bit lighter.

A: Exactly right. So, Ill leave this to you,

A: In that case, I know a great little bistro.

and well review the draft plan in two weeks.

They make a really tasty seafood platter; the

Okay, so, anyone want to order some KFC for

fish is outstanding.

lunch?

B: It sounds fantastic, but Im allergic to

seafood, so. . .

Elementary New Year Resolution (B002

A: Okay, well, let me think. . . Oh, I know

6)

this great little place. Its just a hole in the

wall,

but

they

do

the

most

amazing

A: So, did I tell you about my New Years

sandwiches. You gotta give them a try.

resolution? Ive decided to go on a diet.

C: Ella, you took me there last time I visited,

B: And youre going to completely transform

and I got food poisoning, remember?

your eating habits, right?

A: Exactly! Im going to cut out all that junk

Elementary UpperIntermediate Planni

I eat; no more chips, no more soda, no more

ng For The Worst (D0025)

fried food.
B: Ive heard this one before.

A: Well, right, lets move to our next order of

A: But this time Im going to stick to it. I

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really mean it! Trust me, Carol, Im going to

crashed into your life and you into mine, and

be a new man in one years time!

this may sound crazy, but Im falling

B: Well, I guess well just have to wait and

see.

Elementary Advanced Investing in Em

A: Thanks, honey, that was a great meal. Im

erging Markets (E0029)

stuffed. Do we have any chips left?

A: Dad, Id like to borrow some money.

Elementary Asking for Time Off (B0027

B: Sure, Johnny, how much do you need?

Five bucks?
A: Come on, Dad, I need thirty thousand. I

A: Mr. McKenna, do you have a second? I

wanna get into the market. You know, Im

need to talk to you about something.

tired of hearing all this news about the

B: Sure, Liv, what can I do for you?

economic downturn, the inevitable recession,

A: Well, I was just wondering. . . you see, I

people

know Ive used up all my vacation days this

mattresses. I look at this as an opportunity.

year, but my sister is getting married, and

This is a chance for me to get a jump start

the wedding is overseas, and, well. . .

on building my nest egg.

B: You wanna take some time off, is that

B: I dont know about that; with all the

right?

uncertainty in the markets right now, it

A: Well, sir, I was just hoping that I might be

would be a very unwise decision to invest. I

able to take some unpaid leave this year.

dont know if youre aware son, but there has

B: What dates are you planning on taking

been a lot of turmoil in the markets recently.

off? Ill need at least two months notice, so

There have already been half a million layoffs

that I can plan for your absence.

in the last few months, and we have no idea

A:

was

thinking

of

taking

off

stuffing

their

money

in

their

from

how the proposed stimulus package will

September first until the thirtieth. Would you

impact the economy. Theres just too much

be okay with that?

instability.

B: Well, I guess so.

investing in this climate.

wouldnt

feel

comfortable

A: But look at it this way, every challenge is

Elementary Daily Life Im Sorry, I Love

an opportunity. And anyway, Im not talking

You II (C0028)

about investing in the domestic market.

There are emerging markets that promise

A: Im so relieved that your ankle wasnt

great returns. Look at China, for example;

broken! I feel just awful about this whole

they have 1.4 billion people, half a billion of

thing. I wanna make it up to you. Let me

whom have recently entered the middle

take you out to dinner tonight. My treat.

class. Here alone, the aggregate demand for

B: That sounds great! Id love to! Here is my

consumer

address. Pick me up at eight?

goods

rePresents

an

amazing

wealth generating opportunity.

A: Perfect!

B: Come on, son, youre looking at this too

B: Thank you for such a lovely evening! The

naively, the Chinese market has exhibited a

food was amazing, and I had a great time.

great deal of instability, and their currency

A: Me too. You look so beautiful tonight! I

has

wish this night would never end. Theres

been

devalued

by

almost

whole

percentage point.

something I have to tell you...

A: Fine, then! If thats the way you feel, so

B: What is it?

be it. But youre losing out on a great

A: I woke up today thinking this would be

opportunity here. Im going to go hit up Mum

just like any other ordinary day, but I was

for the cash.

wrong. A twist of fate brought us together. I

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Elementary Daily Life New Guy in Tow

B: What? No wonder she told me she

n II (C0030)

couldnt make it to the meeting, oh, no, I

think she saw me...

A: Oh, Armand, thank you for such a

thoughtful invitation! Its really very nice of

Elementary Daily Life Opening a Bank

you to invite us over for dinner, dont you

Account (C0032)

think so, Ellen?

B: Oh, yes of course! Wed love to come

A: Next, please. May I help you, sir?

over. Can I bring anything?

B: Hello, yes, Id like to open a bank

C: No, dont worry about it; Ill take care of

account.

everything. Ill see you tonight. Come with

A: Certainly, I can can help you with that.

an appetite... I know I will!

What type of account would you like to open?

B: I dont want go over to his place for

A chequing or a savings account?

dinner! He gives me the creeps! Why on

B: What What features do they offer?

earth did you accept?

A: Well, if you just take a look here, see,

A: Oh come on Ellen, it will be nice to get to

with our chequing account, you can have

know

unlimited

him.

Besides,

hes

new

to

the

daily

transactions

for

small

neighborhood, and it would be rude to

monthly fee, and our savings account has a

decline his invitation.

higher interest rate, but you must carry a

B: I guess so... You always rope me into

minimum balance of $ 10,000 dollars.

things like this!

B: I see, well, I think Im more interested in

C: Ladies! Thank you for coming! You look

a chequing account; I like to have easy

delicious...I mean beautiful. Please come in.

access to my money.

A: Oh Oh Armand! You are too kind!

A: Alright, then, with this chequing account

B: How did I get myself into this...

youll be issued a debit card and a cheque

book. Will you require overdraft protection?

Elementary Canceling an Appointment

There is an extra fee for that.

(B0031)

B: No, that wont be necessary.

A: In that case, Ill get you to fill out this

A: Hello, Samantha speaking.

paperwork; Ill need your social insurance

B: Hi Samantha. This is Angela calling.

number, and two pieces of government ID. If

A: Oh, hi Angela, whats up?

you could just sign here, and here, and here;

B: Im just calling about our meeting today. I

well be all set. Would you like to make a

wonder, is it possible to reschedule our

deposit today?

appointment in the afternoon? I have a bit of

B: Yes, Id like to deposit one billion dollars.

an emergency that I need to take care of.

A: Let me see, it shouldnt be too much of a

Elementary Foul! (B0033)

problem...
B:

Im

really

sorry,

hope

it

A: Has the game started yet?

doesnt

inconvenience you too much, its just this

B: Yeah, about 5 minutes ago.

thing came up, and ...

A: Whos winning?

A: Angela, you know what, I cant make it to

B: The Bulls, of course!

our meeting, either. Why dont we postpone

A: What! That wasnt a foul! Cmon, ref!

it to tomorrow afternoon at the same time?

B: Dont worry, Shaq always screws up free

B: Sounds great. See you tomorrow.

throws.

C: Angela..Angela, look up! See that lady

A: You were right! He didnt make the shot!

over there who is trying on a red leather

B: That was a great shot! A three pointer,

jacket? Isnt that Samantha?

yeah!
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A: Did you see that? He traveled and the ref

representative, Jason Huntley.

didnt call it!

B: Sure, whats up?

B: This ref needs glasses. Hey ref, open your

A: Basically, Ive got a few concerns about

eyes! I cant believe he didnt see that!

him, and the bottom line is, I dont think hes

A: Okay... end of the first quarter... Alright,

a good fit for our company.

Im gonna make a beer run.

B: Okay... what makes you say that? I

thought you were pleased with his overall

Elementary UpperIntermediate Live fr

performance. Didnt you just tell me last

om Washington (D0034)

week how impressed you were with his

attitude?

A: This is Madeline Wright, for BCC News

A: Yeah, his attitude is great, but hes really

reporting live from Washington D. C. where,

unreliable. Sometimes hes really productive,

very shortly, the new President will deliver

but then other times... take last Tuesday for

his inaugural address. Just moments ago, the

instance, he was forty-five minutes late for

President was sworn-in to office; following

our morning meeting!

the United States Constitution the President

B: Well, Im sure he had a perfectly good

swore an oath to faithfully execute the office

reason...

of the presidency.

A: But thats not the only thing... you know,

B: And what exactly is going on now,

he really doesnt have the best work ethic,

Madeline?

Im constantly catching him on MSN and

A: Well, Tom, true to American tradition, the

Facebook when he should be talking to

band has just played Hail to the Chief, and

clients.

the President has been honored by a 21-gun

B: Yeah, but come on, Geoff, as if you dont

salute. Now were waiting for the President to

check Facebook at work. Look, you hired this

take to the stage and deliver his speech.

guy, weve invested a lot of time and money

Tom, its like a whos who of the political

in his training, so now its up to you to coach

world here on Capital Hill, with dignitaries

him. Make it work, Geoff!

representing several different countries.

A: Make it work, Geoff. You would say that,

B: Whats the mood on the ground like,

wouldnt you, he is your cousin; what a jerk,

Madeline?

make me hire your stupid, useless, cousin.

A: In a word, the mood here is electric. The

excitement in the air is palpable; Ive never

Elementary Im Sorry, I Love You III (

seen a larger crowd here on Capital Hill, and

B0036)

the

audience

is

shouting,

crying,

and

embracing each other. On this, a most

A: Steven! Where have you been? Ive been

historic day, you can feel the hope and the

trying to get a hold of you for hours!

excitement in the air. The 20th of January

B: I... um... there was an emergency at

will go down in history as the . . . . Oh, Tom,

work, so...

it

A: I was waiting for you in the restaurant for

looks

like

the

President

is

about

to

begin. . .

three hours! And you didnt even have the

C: My fellow Americans, today I stand before

decency to call me! Do you have any idea

you...

how embarrassed I was?

B: Honey, I promise this wont happen again,

Elementary Daily Life Hes not a Good

its just that I...

Fit (C0035)

A: Yeah, right. Ive heard it all before. Im

not going to take any more of your empty

A: So, Lauren, I just wanted to talk to you

promises. This is the 5th time youve stood

quickly about our new customer support

me up in two weeks! You need to get your

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priorities straight. Im tired of you putting

and...maybe the wheeljack? Ill get a PSP

your job first all the time!

game, hahaha, and Ill buy the entire class

B: Come on, Veronica, thats not fair. I do

lunch at MacDonalds...

care about you a lot, you know that. I tried

to ...

Elementary Daily Life Buying a Car (C

A: You know what? Maybe we should just

0038)

take a break. I need some time to think

A: Hi there, can I help you folks?

about where this relationship is heading.

B: Im just browsing; seeing whats on the

B: But...Veronica, would you just listen to

lot. My daughter wants a car for her birthday,

me? There was a fire alarm at my office

you know how it is.

building today and I was stuck...

C: Dad! Im sixteen already and Im, like, the

Elementary Intermediate Chinese Ne

only one at school who doesnt have a car!

w Year (C0037)

A: She is right, you know. Kids these days all

have cars. Let me show you something we

A: Im so excited about Chinese New Year!

just got in: a 1996 sedan. Excellent gas

When do I get to visit Grandma? Grandma

mileage, it has dual airbags and anti lock

makes the best dumplings in the world!

brakes; a perfect vehicle for a young driver.

B: Ha ha, right. Sounds to me like youre

C: Dad, I love it! Its awesome! Can we get

more excited about the dumplings than

this one please?

seeing your Grandma.

B: I see... What can you tell me about this

A: Of course I miss Grandma, too. I bet shes

one?

gonna teach me how to play Mahjong! Hey,

A: Oh, thats just an old World War Two tank

Dad, are you going to buy me firecrackers

that we use for TV commercials. Now about

this year? Were going to have the best

this sedan...

fireworks!

B: Whoa, whoa wait a minute. Tell me more

Im

really

looking

forward

to

lighting them!

about this tank.

B: Son, firecrackers arent toys; theyre

A: Well, Sir, if you are looking for quality and

dangerous!

safety then look no further! Three inches of

A: No, fireworks are awesome!

reinforced steel protect your daughter from

B: Whoa, dont you remember? Last year

short range missile attacks.

when I set off the firecrackers, you covered

B: Does the sedan protect her from missile

both your ears and hid behind your mother?

attacks?

A: Dad! I was scared because... because I

A: It does not.

saw a bug. Thats all.

B: Well, I dont know. Let me sleep on it.

B: Hahaha... really?

A: Did I mention the tank is a tank?

A: Oh, and I cant wait to watch the dragon

B: Ill take it!

dance! Dad, can I sit on your shoulders this

C: Dad!

time?
Elementary My New Boyfriend (B0039)

B: Hey, I offered last year...

A: Well, I... anyways, I was just thinking of

A: Irene! I heard you were on a date last

the red envelopes. I wanna make a list of all

night! So, how how did it go? I want all the

the things Im gonna buy with my red

juicy details!

envelope money! I cant wait! Im gonna

B: Um... well, actually, we had a fantastic

have so much money! Mom, can I get a pen

time last night. He was...amazing!

and a piece of paper?

A: Okay, now you really have to fill me in.

A: I want a new transformer, no, two

transformers...the

Optimus

Whats he like?

Prime,
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B: Hes really good looking; hes quite tall,

chance was to fight back!

around 61, hes in his early thirties, and

D: You wanna play rough? Okay, say hello to

hes got the most beautiful dark brown

my little friend!

eyes...

A: With a little help from a Governor...

A: He sounds hot! What does he do for a

C: Listen to me! We have to get them outta

living?

there!

B: You know what, this is the best part.

No matter what!

David is a junior investment banker at

A: Nothing will prevent them from doing

Fortune Bank, so hes got a great career path

their job! Double the action.

ahead of him!

D: Get down!

A: Hold on a sec, his name is David?

A: Triple the excitement.

B: Yeah?

D: Get down again!

A: Thats my brother!

A: This summer... nothing will stand in their

way.

Elementary Can I ask you a favor? (B0

B: Im going to make him an offer he cant

040)

refuse.
A: Two hosts, one podcast, coming to a

A: Um, sorry to bother you, um... my name

theater near you.

is Rachel. Im new here. Can I ask you a

favor?

Elementary I Need More Time (B0042)

B: Hi Rachel, welcome on board. Im afraid I

cant help you right now. Im getting ready

A: So, Casey, how are things going with the

for a very important meeting.

photos for the press kit?

A: Excuse me, but can I bother you for a

B: Yeah, Ive been meaning to talk to you

sec?

about that. I might need to ask for an

C: You know what, Id love to help you, but

extension on that deadline.

Im about to meet an important client. Do

A: Youve had over a month to get this

you wanna try Sean instead? He sits right

finalized! Why are things delayed?

over there.

B: Well, the thing is, we ran into a lot of

A: Sorry to interrupt you Sean, could you do

problems. . .

me a quick favor?

A: Im not looking for excuses here. I just

D: Actually, Im working on a document that

want to get this finished on time!

is due in a couple minutes. I really cant talk

B: I know, and I apologize for the delay. But

to you right now. Sorry about that.

some things were just beyond my control. I

A: Geeze! I just want to know where the

had trouble booking the photographer, and

bathroom is! Whats wrong with you people!

then Michael was sick for three weeks, so I

couldnt include him in the photos, and the

Elementary The Weekend Movie Traile

design team lost all the files, so I had to re-

r (C0041)

do the pictures.
A: Im not going to put this off any longer,

A: In a digital world, even the strongest

Casey! I want those photos ASAP!

must fight for survival. Two people, possess

a secret so valuable, so powerful, they have

Elementary Daily Life Applying for a V

to defend it at all costs.

isa (C0043)

B: I dont care where they are, I dont care

what it takes... you find them and bring

A: So, youre applying for a B2 visa, where is

them to me!

your final destination and whats the purpose

A: They only had one chance! And their

of your trip to the United States?

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B: Im going to visit my brother; hes just

daughter at the office Christmas party. She is

had a baby. He lives in Minneapolis.

really beautiful!

A: And how long do you you plan to remain

A: Shes my wife! Oh, heres my floor! Nice

in the United States?

talking to you. Goodbye.

B: Ill be here for approximately three weeks.

B: Sir this is the 56th floor! We are on the

See, heres my return ticket for the twenty-

70th!

sixth of March.

A: Thats okay, Ill take the stairs!

A: And, who is sponsoring your trip?

B: My brother, here, this is an invitation

ElementaryIntermediateIm Sorry I lov

letter from him. I will stay with him and his

e You IV (C0045)

family in their home.

A: ... so, I said, lets take a break . And

A: Alright, tell me about the ties you have to

since that night, Ive been waiting for him to

your home country.

call, but I still havent heard from him. You

B: Well, I own a house; actually, Im leaving

dont think hes seeing someone else, do

my dog there with my neighbors. I have a

you?

car at home, and oh, my job! Im employed

B: Come on, dont be so dramatic! Im sure

by Tornel as an engineer. Actually, I only

everything is going to work out just fine.

have three weeks vacation, so I have to go

A: You think so? Oh, no! How can he do this

back to work at the end of March.

to me? Im sure hes cheating on me! Why

A: And what evidence do you have that you

else wouldnt he call?

are financially independent?

B: But, you two are on a break. Theoretically

B: Well, I do have assets in my country; like

he can do whatever he likes.

I said, I own a house, and see, heres a bank

A: Hes the love of my life! Ive really messed

statement showing my investments, and my

this up.

bank balance.

B: Come on, hon. Pull yourself together. Its

A: Im sorry, sir, we cannot grant you a B2

going to be alright.

visa at this time, instead, you are granted a

A: But I... I still love him! And its all my

resident visa! Congratulations, you are the

fault! I cant believe how immature and

millionth person to apply for a visa! You win!

selfish

Congratulations!

was

being.

mean,

he

is

firefighter, its not like he can just leave

someone in a burning building and meet me

Elementary Small Talk (B0044)

for dinner. Ive totally messed this up!

A: Morning.

B: You know what, Veronica, I think you

B: Hi there Mr. Anderson! How are you on

should make the first step. Im sure hell

this fine morning?

forgive you...

A: Fine, thank you.

A: No, this is not gonna happen! I... Ive

B: It sure is cold this morning, isnt it? I

ruinedeverything....

barely even get out of bed!

B: Hey... do you hear something? Guess

A: Yeah. Its pretty cold, alright.

what? Its your lovely firefighter!

B: Did you catch the news this morning? I

C: When I had you, I treated you bad and

heard that there was a fire on Byron Street.

wrong dear. And since, since you went away,

A: No, I didnt hear about that.

dont you know I sit around with my head

B: Did you happen to watch the football

hanging down and I wonder whos loving

game last night? The Patriots scored in the

you.

last minute!
A: No, I dont like football.

ElementaryUppeIntermediate

B: Oh. . . By the way, I saw you with your

EmergencyRoom (D046)
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A: Help! Are you a doctor? My poor little

B: Well, we want to reduce production and

Frankie has stopped breathing! Oh my gosh,

delivery

Help me! I tried to perform CPR, but I just

efficiency.

dont know if I could get any air into his

A: Right, production lead times can be

lungs! Oh, Frankie!

reduced by moving work stations closer

B: Ellen, get him hooked up to a monitor!

together, reducing queue length, like for

Someone page Dr. Howser. Get the patient to

example,

hold still, I cant get a pulse! Okay, hes on

waiting to be processed at a given machine,

the monitor. His BP is falling! Hes flat lining!

and

A:

cooperation between successive processes.

NOOOOOO!

Frankie!

Nurse!

Do

lead

timesfor

reducing

improving

the
the

better

number

overall

of

coordination

jobs
and

something!

Delivery lead times can be reduced through

B: Someone get her out of here! Get me the

close cooperation with suppliers, possibly by

defibrillator. Okay, clear! Again! Clear! Come

inducing suppliers to locate closer to the

on! dammit! Im not letting you go! Clear!

factory or working with a faster shipping

Ive got a pulse!

company.

C: Okay, whats happening?

C: I see& That makes sense.

B: The patient is in acute respiratory failure,

B: The second point is that we want to

I think were going to have to intubate!

require

C: Alright! Tubes in! Bag him! Someone give

implement a zero defects quality program.

him 10 ccs of adrenaline! Lets go, people

We currently have far too many errors that

move, move!

lead to defective items and therefore, they

A: Doctor, oh, thank god! How is he?

must be eliminated. A quality control at the

B: We managed to stabilize Frankie, but hes

source program must be implemented to

not out of the woods yet; hes still in critical

give workers the personal responsibility for

condition. Were moving him to intensive

the quality of the work they do, and the

care, but&

authority to stop production when something

A: Doctor, just do whatever it takes. I just

goes wrong.

want my little Frankie to be okay. I couldnt

C: Im with you on this one. Its essential

imagine life without my little hamster!

that we reduce these errors; weve got to

supplier

quality

assurance

and

force our suppliers to reduce their mistakes.

Elementary Advanced Just In Time Str

A: Exactly. Well, lets look at how were going

ategy (E0047)

to put this plan into action. First...(fade out)

A: I called this meeting today in order to

Elementary Intermediate Carnival in

discuss our manufacturing plan. As Im sure

Rio! (C0048)

youre all aware, with the credit crunch, and

the global financial crisis, were obligated to

A: I cant believe were here! Carnival in Rio!

look for more cost efficient ways of producing

Seriously, this is like a once in a lifetime

our goods. We dont want to have to be

opportunity! Can you believe it? Were here

looking at redundancies. So, weve outlined a

at the biggest party in the world!

brief plan to implement the just-in-time

B: I know! Were so lucky that we found

philosophy.

tickets for the Sambadrome! Good thing we

B: We have two basic points that we want to

found that ticket scalper.

focus on. First of all, we want to reduce our

A: Look! Its starting! Wow, this is amazing!

lead time.

Look at how many dancers there are. Oh my

C: Why would want to do that? I think this is

gosh! The costumes are so colorful! This is so

not an area that really needs to be worked

cool!

on.

B: It says here that the school that is

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dancing now is one of the oldest and most

pointers?

prestigious samba schools in Rio.

A: It would be my pleasure. Please have a

A:

No

kidding!

Look

at

them,

theyre

seat. Can I offer you a glass of wine?

amazing! Look at that girl on the top of that

C: We would love some!

float! She must be the carnival queen! Move

A: Here you are. A very special merlot

over there so I can get a picture of you!

brought directly from my home country. It

B: Ok. Hurry up take the picture!

has a unique ingredient which gives it a

C: join us! come and dance!

pleasant aroma and superior flavor.

B: Oh really.... no I cant. No really, I dont

C: Mmm... its delicious!

know how to dance! Honey Ill see you later!

B: Its a bit bitter for my taste... almost

A: Patrick! Dont just leave me here!

tastes like... like...

C: Ellen! Ellen! Are you okay?

Elementary Daily Life Daddy Please! (

A: Did she pass out?

C0049)

C: Yeah...
A: I hope that you didnt poison her drink too

A: Hey daddy! You look great today; I like

much! Youll ruin our meal!

your tie!
By the way, I was wondering can I&

Elementary The Weekend What a Bar

B: NO!

gain! (C0051)

A: I havent even told you what it is yet!

B: Okay, okay, what do you want?

A: Hello. May I help you?

A: Do you think I could borrow the car? Im

B: Yeah, this dress is really nice! How much

going to a concert tonight.

is it?

B: Um.. I dont think so. I need the car

A: That one is one hundred and fifty dollars.

tonight to pick up your mother.

B: One hundred and fifty dollars? What about

A: Ugg! I told you about it last week! Smelly

this other one over here?

Toes is playing, and Eric asked if I would go

A: Thats one hundred and forty dollars.

with him!

B: Hmm...thats a bit out of my price range.

B: Whos this Eric guy?

Can you give me a better deal?

A: Duh! Hes like the hottest and most

A: This is an exclusive design by DaMarco!

popular guy at school! Come on, dad! Please!

Its a bargain at that price.

B: No can do... sorry.

B: Well, I dont know. I think Ill shop

A: Fine then! Would you mind giving me 100

around.

bucks?

A: Okay, okay, how about one hundred

B: No way!

dollars?

A: Thats so unfair!

B: Thats still more than I wanted to spend.

What if I take both dresses?

Elementary Daily Life New Guy In To

A: Okay, I can give you a special discount,

wn III (C0050)

just because you seem like a nice person.

One hundred and ninety dollars for both.

A: Please make yourselves at home. Let me

B: I dont know... Its still a bit pricey....

take your coats. Dinner is almost ready; I

Thanks anyway.

hope you brought your appetite

B:

Your

house

is

lovely, Armand!

A: Okay, my final price! One hundred dollars

Very

for both! Thats two for the price of one.

interesting decor...very...Gothic.

Thats my last offer!

C: I think its amazing! You have such good

B: Great! Youve got a deal!

taste, Armand. Im thinking of re-decorating

my house; maybe you could give me a few

Elementary Daily Life Pizza Delivary (

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C0052)

to get upset over nothing.

B: Im sorry I havent called or anything, but

A: Good evening, Pizza House. This is Marty

right after you decided you wanted a break, I

speaking. May I take your order?

was called up north to put out some major

B: Um yes& Id like a medium pizza with

forest fires! I was in the middle of nowhere,

pepperoni, olives, and extra cheese.

working day and night, trying to prevent the

A: We have a two-for-one special on large

blaze from spreading! It was pretty intense.

pizzas. Would you like a large pizza instead?

A: Oh, honey, Im glad youre okay! But I

B: Sure, that sounds good.

have some exciting news... I think Im

A: Great! Would you like your second pizza

pregnant!

to be the same as the first?

B: Really? Wow, thats amazing! This is great

B: No, make the second one with ham,

news! Ive always wanted to be a father!

pineapple and green peppers. Oh, and make

Well go to the doctor first thing in the

it thin crust.

morning!

A: Okay, thin crust. Your total is $21.50 and

C: We have your test results back and,

your order will arrive in thirty minutes or its

indeed, you are pregnant. Lets see here...

free!

everything

B: Perfect. Thank you. Bye..

approximate due date is October twenty-

A: Sir, wait!! I need your address!

seventh two thousand and nine, so that

seems

to

be

in

order. Your

means that the baby was conceived on

Elementary The Weekend Head Chef (

February third, two thousand and nine.

C0053)

B: Are you sure? Are these things accurate?

C: Well, yes sir, they are.

A: ...Right away sir, your order will be ready

A: Whats wrong? Why are you asking these

shortly. Jean Pierre, we have another special

questions?

for table seven!

B: This baby isnt mine! I was away the first

B: Im working as fast as I can! Were really

week of February at a training seminar!

in the weeds! Where is my sous chef? Luc! I

A: I... I... no, it cant be...

need you to peel more potatoes. Marie, chop

some onions and carrots for the stew.

Elementary Intermediate Hockey (C0

A: Jean Pierre another special! Were really

055)

packed tonight! Were running low on wine.

Is there any left in the cellar?

A: Hello everyone! Im Rick Fields, and here

C: Sorry Im late, everyone. Wow, we are

with me is Bob Copeland.

doing really well tonight!

B: Howdy folks, and welcome to todays

B: Harry, stop talking and get over here I

game! You know, Rick, today is a key game

need this sauce stirred and the fish needs to

between Russia and Canada. As you know,

be butchered and buttered.

the winner will move on to the finals.

C: Ok, Im on it!

A: Thats right, and it looks like were just

A: Jean Pierre, table seven has requested to

about ready to start the match. The ref is

see the chef! I think they are food critics

calling the players for the face-off... and here

from Cuisine Magazine

we go! The Russians win possession and

immediately set up their attack! Federov gets

ElementaryIntermediateIm Sorry I Lo

checked hard into the boards!

ve You V (C0054)

B: Maurice Richard has the puck now, and

passes it to the center. He shoots! Wow what

A: Honey, of course I forgive you! I love you

a save by the goalie!

so much! Ive really missed you. I was wrong

A: Alright, the puck is back in play now.

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Pavel Bure is on a breakaway! He is flying

is ridiculous!

down the ice! The defenders cant keep up!

D:

Slap shot! He scores

malfunction. Just take the stairs dude. What

B: What an amazing goal!

floor are you going to?

The

elevator

has

some

sort

of

B: I have to go up fifteen floors! Never mind.

ElementaryDaily Life Planning a Bank

Made it! There is the copier!

Robbery (C0056)
Elementary Daily Life This Is Your Cap
A: All right, so this is what we are going to

tain Speaking (C0058)

do. Ive carefully mapped this out, so dont

screw it up. Mr. Rabbit, you and Mr. Fox will

A: And the next thing you know, were

go into the bank wearing these uniforms. We

running towards the... Oh...did you feel that?

managed to get replicas of the one the

B: Yeah, dont worry about it; were just

guards wear when they pick up the money.

going through a bit of turbulence.

B: Got it.

C: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain

C: No problem, boss.

speaking. It looks like weve hit a patch of

A: When you get inside, tell them that you

rough air, so were going to have a bit of a

are filling in for Carl and Tom, and say that

bumpy ride for the next several minutes,

they are on another route today. Dont lose

and...

your cool. Just act natural.

A: This why I hate flying... Oh!

B: What if they want to call and confirm?

C: At this time, Id like to remind all of our

A: You let him.

passengers to fasten their seat beltsand

C: What!?

remain seated until the fasten seat belt sign

A: Dont worry, we have the phones tapped,

is turned off. Please ensure that all cabin

so the call will be patched through to me,

baggageis carefully stowed under the seat in

and Ill pretend to be the transport company.

front of you. Ill be back back to update you

B: Ha ha, you are so clever boss!

in a minute.

A: Okay, shut up. Only take as much money

A: Did you hear that? Brent!

as you can fit in these bags. Dont get

B: Dont worry about it. This is totally

greedy! Are you ready? Lets go.

normal. It happens all the

C: Ah, ladies and gentlemen, this is your

Elementary The Office Malfunction (C

captain again. Weve got quite a large patch

0057)

of rough air ahead of us, so for your safety,

we will be suspending in-flight service. I

A: Hey Carl, can you make a copy of this

would ask all in-flight crew to return to their

contract for me please? When you have it

seats at this time. I would also like to ask

ready, send it out ASAP to our subbranch.

that all our passengers refrain from using the

B: Sure! Um... I think I broke this thing.

lavatory until the seat belt sign has been

Maxine, can you help me out here? Im not

switched off We can expect...

really a tech guy.

C: Yeah, sure. I think its just out of toner.

Elementary Advanced Job Interview I

You can go use the other one upstairs. On

(E0059)

your way up, can you fax this while I try and
fix this thing?

A: Okay, so lets go over everything one

B: Sure! Dammit! Everything in this office

more time. I really want you to get this job!

seems to be breaking down! Never mind. Ill

B:

send this stupid fax later. Oh great! Is

opportunity! Theyre true industry leaders,

someone playing a practical joke on me? This

and it would be so interesting to be part of

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know!

Its

an

amazing

growth

Englishpod Dialogues

an organization that is the undisputed leader

C: Fools! You dont know who youre dealing

in business process platform development.

with! You cant stop me!

A: So, lets see, you did your research on the

B: Run!

company, right?
B: Well, I visited their website and read up

Elementary The Weekend Swim faster

on what they do. Theyre an IT service

! (C0061)

company that offers comprehensive business

A: This is such a beautiful day! Great for

solutions for large corporations. They provide

sailing!

services such as CRM development, and they

B: It sure is! The water looks so nice! Anchor

also offer custom designed applications.

the boat for a little while. Im going to take a

A: So what would your role in the company?

dip.

B: Well, the position is for an account

A: Why are you doggy-paddling? I taught

manager. That basically means that I would

you how to swim! Do your breast stroke!

be the link between our and our development

B: I get too tired! Ill just backstroke, its

team.

easier!

A: Sounds good, and so, why do you want to

A: Try kicking your legs more. Thats good.

work with them?

Dont go out too far!

B: Well, as I said theyre the industry

B: Its Jump in!

leaders, they have a really great growth

A: Kathy! Get back here! I see a shark!

strategy, amazing development opportunities

B: Ahhhh!!!! Help me! Help! Bring the boat

for employees, and it seems like they have

strong corporate governance.

Theyre

about

grow

helping

unleashing

companies

potential.

guess

their

closer! The shark is coming straight towards

all

me!

and

A: Its right under you! Kathy!!!!!

core

values and mission really resonated with me.

Elementary The Office Job Interview I

Oh, and they offer six weeks vacation, stock

I (C0062)

options and bonuses... Im totally going to

cash in on that.

A: Thanks for coming in today, did you have

A: You idiot! Dont say that! Do you want this

any trouble finding us? Please take a seat.

job, or not?

B: Thank you.
A: So, lets get started; tell me a bit about

Elementary Intermediate New Guy in

your educational background.

Town IV (C0060)

B: Sure! Well, I graduated with honors from

Chesterton

A: All right, drag her over here, and help me

University

with

major

in

Business Administration, with a specialization

tie her up.

in Information Management, and I minored

B: I cant believe she fell for it! She is a lot

in psychology. I chose this course of study

more gullible than I thought!

for two reasons: I wanted to gain some

A: Well, you gotta admit, my acting was

practical,

brilliant!

marketable

skills,

which

the

information management track provided, and

B: Whatever. I was the one that convinced

her to come. Look, shes waking up!

also

feel

that

interpersonal

skills

are

essential for professional success, hence the

C: Whats going on? Ellen? What are you

minor in psychology.

doing?

A:

A: The cats out of the bag, you witch! You

Interesting.

And,

your

postgraduate

studies?

can stop pretending, now!

B:

B: Yeah Lois , we know who you are! Now,

Well,

am

really

passionate

about

consumer behavior, so I pursued a masters

we want some answers! Why are you here?

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in that area. I also strive to keep my

Veronica, I lied.

professional skills current, so I continuously

B: Wait... what? What do do you mean?

attend seminars and conferences related

C: I lied. You arent even pregnant; theres

management and customer service.

no

A: Very good. Now, tell me a little bit about

overwhelmed with jealousy that I couldnt

your work experience. I see here that you

help myself. Veronica I love you!

previously worked at Oracle.

B: What are you talking about!!! Who are

B: Yeah, I worked as their customer support

you?

manager, which brought me a breadth of

C: Its me! Daniel, dont you remember me?

experience in both client care, and process

From high school. I sat behind you every day

management. I supervised and coordinated

in class! I used to go to every football game

the

and watch you in the cheerleading squad!

customer

implemented

support
new

team

as

well

as

strategies

to

achieve

bun

in

the

oven.

was

just

so

B: You are insane! We never even spoke!

better customer satisfaction.

Why did you lie like that to my boyfriend?

A: Interesting...

C: Because Veronica... Its not fair! I love

B: Yes, in this position I was able to make

you; I have since the first day we met!

some pretty significant contributions to the

Everything was going fine until that jerk

overall success of the company. With the

came into the picture and ruined everything!

different initiatives that we implemented, we

I went to med school and became a doctor

lowered our churn rate to about five percent,

for you! You always said how you wanted to

which had a direct impact on revenue.

marry a doctor! You will be mine now... one

way or another...

Elementary The Office Receptionist (C

A: I heard everything, you lying bastard! Get

0063)

your hands off her!

A: Good afternoon. May I help you?

Elementary The Office Job Interview I

B: Yes, Im here to see Joanna Stevens. I

II (C0065)

have an appointment at four.

A: Certainly, may I take your name? Ill let

A: Very good. Now, I have a couple of final

her know youve arrived.

questions.

B: Sure, its Josh ONeil.

B: I hope theyre not too hard!

A: Ms. Stevens will be with you momentarily.

A: Well, why should we hire you?

Can I offer you something to drink?

B: I think that I would be a perfect fit in this

B: Yes, a coffee would be nice, thank you.

company. I have a unique combination of

A: Here you are. Ms. Stevens is ready for

strong technical acumen, and outstanding

you now. Ill show you to her office, right this

soft skills; you know, I excel at building

way.

strong, long-term customer relationships. For

A: Just watch your step here...

example,

when

headed

the

customer

support department in my previous company,

Elementary Daily Life Im Sorry I Love

our team solved about seventy percent of

You VI (C0064)

our customers problems. I decided that we

needed

A: This is ridiculous! I cant believe youve

better

information

and

technical

preparation on our products, so after I

been sleeping with someone else! How could

implemented a series of training sessions in

you do this! You know what? Im out of here!

coordination with our technical department,

B: Wait! Doctor how is this possible? I

we were able to solve ninety percent of our

havent cheated on my boyfriend!

customers issues. Given the opportunity, I

C: I have something to confess... Im sorry

could bring this kind of success to this

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company.

Rick Fields and, as always, I am joined by

A: Impressive! So, what would you consider

my commentating wingman, Bob Copeland.

to be your greatest weakness?

B: And were on the brink of soccer history

B: To be honest, I struggle with organization

today, as Ecuador and Brazil are tied one-one

and time management. Punctuality has never

as we begin the second half of the 2022

been a strength of mine. I find it hard to

World Cup!

organize my time efficiently. I have actually

A: The ref calls the players for the kick off,

addressed

by

and here we go! Ecuador quickly passes the

time

ball to the midfield, but, ohhh, its out of

attending

this
a

weakness

workshop

management.

It

on

helped

recently,
efficient

me

lot,

by

bounds.

providing me with great insights on how to

B: That will be a throw in for Brazil. Adriano

get organized and use my time efficiently, so

has the ball and makes a long pass to

I think Im getting better now.

Robinho, and the ref has called him offside.

A: Great... Well, let me tell you that I am

A: No question about it. He was offside by a

very pleased with this interview. We are

mile! We have a goal kick for Ecuador. Edison

short-listing our candidates this week, and

Mendez heads it to Valenica, he shoots!

next week we will inform our short listed

Deflected by the defender and we have a

candidates of the day and time for a second

corner kick.

interview with our CEO.

B: Delgado takes the corner. We have a foul!

B: Great, thanks a lot! I hope to hear from

Oh no, Dida, the goalkeeper, has fouled the

you! Good bye.

Ecuadorian player! He gets a yellow card and

that will be a penalty kick!

Elementary The Office Calling The Offi

A: This is the perfect opportunity for Ecuador

ce (C0066)

to get ahead in this match and become World

Champions! He gets ready for the kick. He

A: Ello-hay, Aniel-day eaking-spay, ow-hay

shoots! and he...

ay-may I elp-hay ou-yay

B: Ay-hay, Aniel-day, Ulie-jay ere-hay

ElementaryTheOfficeGround breaking

A: Ay-hay, Ulie-jay, ow-hay are ou-yay?

Research (C068)

B: Actually, Im eeling-fay ite-quay ill otdaytay.

A: Weve been over this a thousand times.

A: Im orry-say oo-tay ear-hay, at-they. ut-

The data is irrefutable! Look, weve done

way is ong-wray?

extensive research, built studies, and read

B: I ink-thay Im oming-cay own-day ith-way

the

uhthey oo-flay. I ave-hay a eadache-hay, a

evidence to support my theory!

ore-say oat-thray and Im eeling-fay ighly-

B: Horowitz, I beg to differ. Even in your

slay everishfay.

most

A: I ee-say. O-say oure-yay alling-cay in ick-

approach was flawed! You know as well as I

say?

do that the collection of data was not

B: Es-yay, I uz-way oping-hay oo-tay ake-tay

systematic, and there is a large margin of

uh-they ay-day off oo-tay eecover-ray.

error. To draw a definitive conclusion based

A: Ok, en-they. Ay-tray and et-gay ome-say

on that data would be misleading

est-ray.

A: That is preposterous!

literature,

recent

and

there

study,

the

is

conclusive

investigative

B: You are trying to single-handedly solve

Elementary The Weekend Soccer (C00

one of the worlds greatest mysteries, and

67)

yet you are oblivious to the fact that you are

wrong!

A: Welcome back, soccer fans. My name is

A: I am not wrong! The chicken came first!

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B: No! The egg came first!

What size is she?

B: Well, do you want a thong, some bikini

Elementary Daily Life How Would You

briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy

Like Your Eggs? (C0069)

shorts?
A: Just pick something and get the hell out

A: Wow, youre up early today! Whats for

of here.

breakfast?

A: Um, Ill go with these two.

B: Well, I felt like baking, so I made some

A: This is mortifying; I just want to get this

muffins.

over with. She better thank me for this...

A: Smells good! Ill make some coffee. Do

Here you are, sir. Im sure shell enjoy them.

you want me to make you some eggs?

B: Finally!

B: Sure, Ill take mine, sunny side up.

A: Im sorry, sir. Im going to have to take a

A: Eww, I dont know how you can eat your

look inside your bag.

eggs like that! Ever since I was small, Ive

had eggs and soldiers.

Elementary The Weekend Happy Hour

B: You know, my dad had scrambled eggs

(C0071)

eggs every morning for twenty years. It

drove my mom crazy!

A: Hey man, what do you have on tap?

A: You know what really drives me crazy?

B: Heineken and Budweiser. We have a two-

When I ask for soft boiled eggs, and they

for-one happy hour special.

overcook them, so they come out hard

A: Cool, gimme a pint of Heineken and half a

boiled! How can you dip your toast into a

pint of Bud.

hard boiled egg?

B: Okay...A pint of Heineken and and half a

B: Youre so picky sometimes.

pint of bud for table six! And what about

A: Here you go, honey, fried eggs.

some appetizers?

B: Dammit! I asked for sunny side up! How

A:

many times do I have to tell you.

mozzarella sticks.

Sure!

Lets

have

some

nachos

and

B: Okay. Thatll be 80 bucks.

ElementaryAdvancedMediaBuying Und

A: Wait... What!

erwear (F0070)
Elementary Intermediate You Are Fire
A: This sucks; I hate buying lingerie. Okay,

d! (C0072)

just find something and get out of here.

Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, dont come

A: Hi Isabel! You wanted to see me?

over here, dont come over here.

B: Yes Anthony, come on in. Have a seat.

B: You look a little lost, can I help you?

A: Is everything okay? You seem a bit

A: Um, Im just having a look around. Its my

preoccupied.

girlfriends birthday tomorrow. Im trying to

B: Well, Anthony, this is not going to be an

find her something.

easy conversation. The company has made

B: Well, you cant give her granny panties.

some decisions which will have a direct

Have you thought about getting her some

impact on your employment.

sleepwear? Weve got these lovely, silky

A: Okay...

nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and

B: I dont want to beat around the bush so

and-bra set. Look, heres a nice satin push-

Im just gonna come out with it. We are

up bra, and you can choose a few different

going to have to let you go.

styles of undies to go with it.

A: What? Why? I mean... just like that? Im

A: Sure thats fine.

fired?

A: This is so awkward...what ones do I pick?

B: Im sorry but, to be honest, you are a

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terrible employee!

What the hell are all these forks for? Which

A: What! I resent that!

one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be

B:

Anthony,

you

were

caught

making

cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

international calls from the office phone, you

B: Um... I...

called in sick in eight times this month and

C: Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

you smell like alcohol!

B: Youre eating my salad.

C: Oh, yes... its delicious...

Elementary Daily Life Which Finger? (

C0073)

Elementary Daily Life Going To The De

ntist (C0075)

A: ...The rings please. May this ring be

blessed so he who gives it and she who

A: Hey, Gary, great to see you again. Please

wears it may abide in peace, and continue in

have a seat. So tell me, what seems to be

love until lifes end.

the problem?

B: With this ring I thee wed. Wear it as a

B:

symbol of our love and commitment

toothache! I cant eat anything, and look, my

A: Honey, thats my pinkie. The ring goes on

face is all swollen. I think it might be my

the ring finger!

wisdom tooth.

B: This one?

A: Well, lets have a look. Open wide. Hmm...

A: Thats my index finger!

this doesnt look good. Well, it looks like you

B: Oh, right. This one, right?

have a cavity and your crown is loose. Well

A: Umm... thats the thumb, Nick.

need to put in a filling before it gets any

B: Okay, Okay, I got it! This is the ring

worse, and the crown probably needs to be

finger!

refitted. Im going to order some x-rays.

A: Thats my middle finger, Nick. This is my

B: Is it gonna hurt?

ring finger!

A: No, not at all! Just lay back and relax.

Thanks,

doc.

Ive

got

really

bad

A: Ok, spit.
Elementary Daily Life What Am I Thin
king! (C0074)

Elementary Daily Life Learning Simple

Math (C0076)

A: Miss, your salad.

B:

Mmm,

looks

good!

Im

positively

A: Alright, children, lets review. Tommy! Pay

famished.

attention!

A: And for you, sir...

B: Sorry Miss Kadlec.

C: Thank you.

A: Okay, Crystal, now tell me, whats four

A: Enjoy.

plus eleven?

B,C:Thank you.

C: Um...fifteen!

C: I cant believe shes on a date with me!

B: Miss Kadlec always asks Crystal; shes

Im so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in

such a teachers pet.

the world! I want to scream at the top of my

A: Okay...and what about fifty six minus

lungs, Im the luckiest dude in the world!

sixty?

Oh, shut up! Dont be such a dumb ass.

C: Um... negative four!

Shes so hot. Wait, I cant say that. Thats

A: Very good... twelve times twelve?

sexist. Shes so hot, Shes making me sexist.

B: Very good. Suck up.

Oh my god! Im such a tool. Okay, get it

C: One hundred and forty four!

together. Uhh, shes eating salad. Oh right, I

A: Zero divided by one?

have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use?

C: Zero!

Dammit! Shes going to think Im a moron.

A: How did you know that? Okay, smarty

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pants, the square root of two!

wonder you are failing my Spanish class. No,

B: Bet youre not going to get that one,

May first is International Workers Day.

know-it-all.

B: Do we get a day off from school then?

C: Um...one point four one four two one

A: No! It is not considered to be a national

three five...

holiday here in the US, but in other countries

it is.

Elementary The Weekend F1 Racing (

B: Aww, man!

C0077)

A:

In

the

nineteenth

century,

working

conditions were appalling, with workers being

A: Welcome back racing fans! My name is

forced to work ten, twelve, and fourteen

Rick Fields and, as always, I am joined by

hours a day. Support for the eight-hour work

my partner in crime, Bob Copeland.

day movement was growing rapidly, despite

B: Were in the last stretch of this very

the indifference and hostility of many union

exciting race, and Kimi Rikknen is leading the

leaders, and by April 1886, 250,000 workers

pack with only four laps to go! They are

were involved in the May Day movement.

heading to turn three and Lewis Hamilton

tries to pass Rikknen! Its a close one and,
oh no! Hamilton hits the wall!

Previous

legislative

attempts

working

conditions

had

organizers

A: He came in too fast, jammed on the

took

drastic

to

failed,

improve
so

labor

measures.

They

passed a resolution stating that eight hours

breaks and spun out. We have a yellow flag

would constitute a legal days work. And, on

and the pace car is making its way onto the

May First 1886, the resolution took effect.

track.

B: Cool! Is that why we only work eight

B: The cleanup crew is towing the heavily

hours now?

damaged car and the green flag drops!

A: Yes! But the happy ending came at a high

Rikknen is still in the lead with only two laps

price. On May third, 1886, police fired into a

to go!

crowd of strikers at the McCormick Reaper

A: Smoke is coming out of his car! He seems

Works Factory, killing four and wounding

to be having engine trouble! He makes his

many. A mass meeting was called for the

way into the pit, and Fernando Alonso takes

next day to protest the brutality.

the lead!

B: And then what happened?

B: How unlucky for Rikknen, and this race is

A: Well, as we say, the rest is history...

over ladies and gentlemen, Alonso takes the

checkered flag!

ElementaryThe Weekend Funky Galaxy

Battles (C0079)

Elementary The Weekend Internation

al Workers Day (C0078)

A: They are breaking through! Set your

blasters to full power!

A: Alright everyone settle down. Lets get

B: Excellent job. Search the ship, shes gotta

started. As you know, an important aspect of

be in here somewhere... bring her to me!

becoming a good citizen is understanding the

C: Lord Hater, we have a survivor here...

genesis of our legal system. It is not enough

B: Where is she? Dont make me destroy

to simply memorize our laws, it is necessary

you, tell me where she is!

that we comprehend why and how they were

D: Not so fast! She will no longer be your

formed. This brings me to our topic for today.

prisoner! Its time you and I settled this once

Does anyone know what we celebrate on May

and for all!

first?

B: You are unwise to think you can defeat

B: Cinco de mayo?

me. You know nothing of the power of the

A: No, thats May fifth in Spanish, James, no

obscure side!
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Englishpod Dialogues

D: We will stop you...

on your hair! You hear me? You are going to

C: Lord Hater! We have an unidentified

look like a million bucks!

spacecraft taking off from the rear dock!

B: Okay. Um... can you make sure my

They

sideburns are even and you just take a little

somehow

managed

to

escape

our

tractor beam!

off the top.

B: After them!

A:

C: They are accelerating towards the speed

everything! (starts cutting) Oh my god! I just

of light We lost them, sir...

love your curly hair! Its so fluffy and cute!

Dont

you

worry,

Ill

take

care

of

You should totally let it grow out. An afro

Elementary Daily Life Im Sorry I Love

would look great on you!

You VII (C0080)

B: Um... no.
A: Okay, but you are going to be my

A: Thank god you showed up when you did!

masterpiece!

Hes insane! Do you think we should call the

police?

Elementary Daily Life New Guy In To

B: Dont worry about it, Ill call my friend and

wn V (C0082)

have him take care of it. I cant believe he

was stalking you all these years. What a nut

A: What the heck is going on! Did you see

job!

that? What was that thing?

A: I know! Well... he said Im not pregnant.

B: I dont know! Im just glad we made it

Im sorry if I got you all worked up over

out! Look, there is a police car! Help! Help!

nothing. I want you to know that I didnt do

Please stop!

it on purpose...

C: Howdy man. What seems to be the

B: Dont apologize! From the moment I met

problem? Is this man bothering you?

you, not a day has gone by when I havent

A: Officer, officer, there is, like, a witch

thought of you. And now that Im with you

creature back there! We tied her up but she

again, Im... Im just scared, Veronica. The

broke free, and she was about to have us for

closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The

dinner!

thought of not being with you, I mean, I just

C: Okay, calm down, calm down. Lemme see

cant handle it! We were made for each

your eyes please. Have you been drinking

other, Veronica. You are my everything, my

tonight, son?

soul mate. What can I do?

B: We are telling the truth! Shes in there!

A: Just hold me... Ill always be here for you,

We suspected her of being a kidnapper or

no matter what. And together, we can tackle

rapist but it turns out shes an alien or

whatever life throws at us. I believe in us,

something.

Veronica.

C: Okay, calm down, calm down. Lemme see

B: Im so happy to hear that! I knew we

your eyes please...

belong together. I love you so much.

B: Ugg! Seriously! Are you gonna help us or

not?

Elementary Daily Life Getting A Hair C

C: Okay, lets go have a look, shall we?

ut (C0081)

Hello? Is anyone in here?

A: Be careful! She might be hiding!

A: Hello there! Come on in! Dont just stand

C: Its perfectly safe... there isnt anyone...

there! Come and take a seat!

B: Um, okay. Well, I just want a trim.

Elementary Daily Life Using The ATM (

Nothing too fancy.

C0083)

A: Oh my gosh! Your hair is amazing! So

silky, so shiny! I am going to work my magic

A: Stupid girl, making me spend so much

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money, now I have to get it from the ATM...

price check on Fun Times Ribbed Condoms

B: Hello, welcome to Universal Bank. Please

please!

insert your card into the slot.

A: I know where to put my card! Stupid

Elementary The Weekend Baseball (C

machine, talking to me like Im an idiot...

0085)

B: Please input your 6 digit PIN code

A: Hello baseball fans, and welcome back to

followed by the pound key. Thank you.

todays game! My name is Rick Fields and of

Please select an option. Thank you. You have

course, I am here, once again, with the man

selected withdrawal.

that seals the deal, Bob Copeland.

A: Yeah, yeah, I know what I selected. Just

B: Its a beautiful day to see two world class

gimme my money!

teams face each other and fight for their

B: Please type the amount you would like to

right to be called champions.

withdraw. Thank you, you want to transfer

A: Well, the national anthem has just been

10000 USD to the World Wildlife Foundation.

sung, and the umpire has started the game.

If this is correct please press 1.

Its time to play ball!

A: No, no! Stupid machine, what are you

B: Roger Vargas is up at bat. The pitcher

doing! No!

winds up and strike one!

B: Confirmed. Thank you for using our bank!

A: A very nice curve ball by the pitcher. The

Please remove your card from the slot.

catcher gives him the sign, he winds up and

Goodbye!

Vargas gets a line drive!

C: Danger, danger! The exits have been

B: The players are scrambling to get the ball.

sealed and the doors will remain locked in

Vargas gets to first base and hes still going!

until the local authorities arrive. Thank you

The outfielder throws it to second! Vargas

for using our bank. Have a nice day.

slides! Hes safe!

A: No!

A: Great play!

Elementary Daily Life At The Pharmac

B: We have a runner on third and up at bat

y (C0084)

is Brian Okami! Theres the pitch, he hits it!

Its going, going, that ball is gone!

A: Hello sir, how can I help you?

A: Home run by Okami! That puts this team

B: Yes, I need this prescription please.

ahead by two as we are at the bottom of the

A: Lets see. Okay, so 50 mg of Prozac,

fifth inning here at Richie Stadium!

would you prefer this in capsule or tablet?

B: Capsules are fine.

ElementaryDaily LifeLooking for an Apa

A: Okay, you should take 1 capsule 3 times a

rtment (C0086)

day. Be sure not to take it on an empty

A: Hi! We are the Christiansons! We are here

stomach, and also, dont ever mix it with

to see the apartment.

alcohol!

B: Oh, hi! Sure, come on in! Well, as you can

B: Yes, I know. Its not the first time Im

see, the place has just been renovated. The

taking this! Dont worry, I wont overdose!

previous tenants left a huge mess here, so

A: Okay, anything else I can get you?

the landlord has redone everything.

B: Oh, yes, I almost forgot! Can I also get

A: It looks great. Its so bright and airy!

some eye drops and um, some condoms?

What great light! I really like these hardwood

A: Sure. Darn condoms arent registered in

floors. Whats the square footage of this

our system.

place?

B: Oh, well thats okay, Ill get some later,

B: Well, its about 120 square meters, or

thanks... Really its no problem.

1300 square feet, more or less. Oh, the

A: Just hang on there a sec. Can I get a

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landlord

has

also

installed

new

kitchen

reservation just for the two of us. I thought

appliances. Theres a new dishwasher, and a

we could have an quiet evening all to

professional-grade gas range. Really, at this

ourselves.

price, this place is an amazing deal!

A: Oh... why?

A: I love it! But what are the payment

B: Jennifer, theres something I wanna ask

terms?

you.

B: First and last month rent as deposit and

A: Sure. What is it?

rent is due on the 1st of every month.

B: Hmm... okay, heres the thing. Ive always

Considering the amount of money invested

seen you as more than just a friend, and I

into the apartment, its a very good deal!

cant take it any more. I know you better

A: Yes, it is! Too good to be true...

than anyone, I know the pros and cons of

B: The living room and dinning room are

your personality, I even know what side of

quite spacious as you can see, and down this

the bed is yours! I think we would be great

hall, heres the master bedroom. It has a

together, dont you?

huge walk-in closet and an en suit bathroom.

A: Are you serious? Weve been friends for

We cant go in there yet as the police... I

years! We cant just change that overnight!

mean the clean up crew hasnt finished.

B: I know! I never had the guts to tell you...

A: What do you mean? Whats in here?

until today. So, what do you say? Are you

willing to give me a shot?

ElementaryThe WeekendStar Trek The

A: I... I...

Lost Generation (C0087)

Elementary Daily Life At The Airport (
A:

Captain,

were

under

attack

by

an

C0089)

unidentified ship.
B: Damage report.

A: Next please! Hello sir, may I see your

A: Weve sustained heavy damage to the

passport please?

engines. Weve lost our warp drive.

B: Yes, here you go.

B: Well have to attempt to make contact.

A: Will you be checking any bags.

This

B: Yes, Id like to check three pieces.

is

Captain

Picard

of

the

Starship

Enterprise. We dont wish to engage. What is

A: Im sorry, sir. Airline policy allows only two

the nature of this attack?

pieces

C: I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your

kilograms each, plus one piece of carry-on

ship attacked our search party...

luggage. I will have to charge you extra for

B: No! Youre not doing it right! Kor doesnt

the additional suitcase.

sound like that. His voice is deeper!

B:

C: I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your

intercontinental

sh...

thousand kms! How am I supposed to only

B: No! If you cant do a Klingon voice, Ill

take two, twenty kilo bags? Thats absurd!

have to find a more serious Star Trek fan

A: I am sorry, sir, theres nothing I can do.

actor who actually can, OK?

You cannot board the flight with that large

C: But... but... I already bought the Klingon

bag either. Carry-on bags must fit in the

suit! And the wig...

over-head compartment or under your seat.

of

What?

checked

Why!

luggage,

flight!

am
Im

at

twenty

taking
flying

an

sixteen

That bag is clearly too big.

ElementaryDailyLifeWill You Be My Girl

B: Now I see. You charge next to nothing for

friend? (C0088)

an international ticket, but when it comes to

charging for any other small thing, you

A: Hey, youre early! Wheres everyone?

charge an arm and a leg! So tell me, miss,

B: Well... I told them not to come. I made a

how much will I have to pay for all of this.

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A: Lets see... six hundred and twenty-five

A: Oh honey, this is so romantic! I have

US dollars.

never

B: Thats more than my round-trip ticket!

beautiful!

seen

so

many

stars

before!

Its

B: See that constellation there? Thats Orion!

Elementary Daily Life Im Sorry I Love

And the very bright star? Well, its not a star

You VIII (C0090)

since it doesnt blink. Thats actually Venus.

A: Whats that big flashy one?

A: Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Are you OK?

B: I dont know... I think its a UFO!

B: Steven! Whats going on! Who were those

C: Greetings earthlings. I come from afar,

guys? I didnt know you have a gun! Whats

from a distant galaxy known only to a few.

going on!

A: Why are you here? Where did you come

A: I will come clean as soon as we get to

from?

safety, OK? For now, you have to trust me,

C: We have been observing you for the last

please! I would never do anything to hurt

three thousand years. We have seen the

you.

amazing capacity that humans have to create

B: Steven, I...

such

A: Okay, run! I havent been completely

Mahal

or

ambition and desire for more will be your

B: What? Why didnt you tell me before?

downfall, and we are here to save your

What are you doing here?

planet from you.

A: When I was a young boy, I used to play

B: You think you have us figured out? What

cricket my father back in my hometown of

gives you the right to come and judge us?

Hyderabad. It was a peaceful town, and my

Who are you to play God with our fate?

father was a renowned chemist. One day, he

C: Silence human! It is that belligerent

was approached by members of the CIA,

had

Taj

does not come without consequence. Your

States. Im a spy for the Indian government.

my father

the

Unfortunately, your intelligence and creativity

a fireman. Im not even from the United

that

as

masterpieces such as the Haffner symphony.

honest with you Veronica, Im sorry. Im not

claiming

wonders

attitude that has caused years of pain and

made the

anguish among yourselves! Now you will pay

discovery of the millennium in his small lab

the price!

back at the university where he taught biochemistry. I never saw him again. I vowed to

Elementary The Weekend 1950s (C00

discover the whereabouts of my father and

92)

consequently joined the Indian Intelligence

Bureau.

A: Heya, Tracy. How are you doing?

B: What does that have to do with those

B: Im swell, Sandy!

men shooting at us? Most importantly, why

A: Hey listen, you wanna go to the sock hop

did you lie to me!

with me this Friday? Itll be a blast!

A: Im sorry, I wasnt supposed to meet you.

B: First of all its the Sadie Hawkins dance.

I wasnt supposed to fall in love with you, but

The girls gotta ask the guys. Also...

you have to believe me when I tell you that

A: Oh, right. So when are you gonna ask

what I feel for you is real.

me? Ive had my eye on you for a while.

B: I cant believe this! Why are all these

C: Hey, buddy. Ease off my girl, man. Or do

things happening to me! I cant take it

you want a knuckle-sandwich?

anymore! Let me out of the car!

B: Cool it, guys.

A: Your girl? Says who?

Elementary The Weekend Aliens! (C00

C: Says me, pipsqueak!

91)
Elementary Intermediate Volleyball (
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C0093)

A:

Turtles?

required

for

Whatever...
the

Look,

creation

of

all

thats

matter

an

A: Its a beautiful day here in New Zealand at

imbalance of particles and anti-particles. At

the Mens Volleyball world championship. My

least, thats what the math says.

name is Rick Fields and Im joined by the

B: Math, shmath. Whats the evidence?

man with the plan, Bob Copeland.

A: There is evidence! You know Edwin

B: Thank you, Rick. Weve got a very exciting

Hubble? Hes the guy who in the early

encounter

two

twentieth century was the first scientist to

powerhouse teams, Brazil and China, face off

measure the drift of matter in the universe,

against each other and try to qualify for the

thus advancing notions of an expanding

next round. Without a doubt, both teams are

universe. What would it be expanding from?

in top shape and this will prove to be a

Well, the Big Bang... DUH!

competitive match.

B: Anyway, its just a theory. Why do people

A: The ref signals the start of the game and

go around touting theories? Wheres the

here we go. Ribeiro serves and China quickly

scientific rigor in that?

receives the ball. Chen bumps it to the

A: Dude, dont equivocate. A theory only

setter, and... a very nice set by Chen!

becomes a theory after withstanding rigorous

B: Xu spikes it! Wow, what a great hit! The

testing. You slept through class, didnt you?

Brazilian blockers anticipated the play and

B: Agh! Youre making my head hurt again!

tried to block him but he managed to get the

Quit with the questions!

ahead

of

us

today

as

ball in! Great play.

A: Its Chinas service now. What a superb

ElementaryDaily LifeTalking

jump serve by Li, oh, and we have a let

About a Past Event (C0095)

serve. The ball was coming in fast and

almost made it over the net.

A: Mike! Hey, how are you, man! Long time

B: Brazil calls for a time out and well be

no see!

right back, after a short commercial break.

B: Hey, Pat! Yeah, I havent seen you in

ages! How are you?

Elementary Global View Big Bang The

A: Im doing great! Its funny running into

ory (C0094)

you like this. Just last week I ran into Matt as

well.

A: Whats up? You dont look too good.

B: Yeah? Hows he doing?

B: Yeah, my head hurts, thats all. Ive been

A: Hes doing well. We went out for a couple

in physics class all day. Its killer!

of beers and the funniest thing happened.

A: I liked physics. Its all math, really; arcs,

B: Oh yeah?

curves, velocity, cool stuff.

A: Well, we were talking and catching up on

B: Yeah, yeah, but todays lesson was all

what weve been doing, talking about work

about the creation of the universe.

and family, when all of a sudden, Matt saw a

A: A physics class about the creation of the

mouse run under his chair and he completely

universe? Thats some pretty unscientific

lost

language there. Sounds more religious to

screaming...

me.

B: Ha ha, really?

B: Its all religion. Take the theory of the Big

A: Yeah, and the funniest thing was, that he

Bang. How is it possible that all of the stuff in

jumped on to his chair and started shrieking

the

like a girl. You had to be there! Everyone was

universe

comes

from

an

explosion?

Thats no better than Atlas carrying the globe

it!

He

started

freaking

out,

and

staring and laughing... it was hilarious!

on his back or African myths about turtles

and stuff.

Elementary The Weekend 1960s Engli

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sh (C0096)

with a chance of showers. Later in the day,

we can expect partly cloudy skies, with a

A: Hey man... I really like your pad. Those

forecast high of thirty-eight degrees.

lava lamps are far out! Thanks for letting me

A: You heard it folks! Its gonna be a cold

crash here tonight.

one!

B: Its no problem, brother! I wanted a pad

B: Thats right Bill. We will have more later

where people could come, listen to music

on today on the six oclock news. Thats the

and just hang loose, you dig what Im

weather forecast for this morning.

saying?
A: I dig it man! We could throw a bash here

Elementary Daily Life Flattering (C009

and make it a really happening scene!

8)

B: Yeah man, that would be groovy! Hey, I

gotta split for a while, are you OK here by

A: Valerie! Hi! Wow how are you? Its been

yourself?

such a long time!

A: Dont worry about me brother... You go

B: Darlene! Indeed, its been a while! How

take care of business.

have you been? Wow, you look amazing! I

B: Alright, peace out.

love what youve done with your hair!

A: Really? Thanks! I went to that hair salon

Elementary Daily Life Weather Foreca

that you told me about, but enough about

st (C0097)

me! Look at you! You havent aged a day

since the last time I saw you! What is your

A: ...And now, lets go to Kenny Williams for

secret!

todays weather forecast.

B: Ha ha, come on! Well, Ive been watching

B: Thank you Bill, and good morning Salt

what I eat, and working out three times a

Lake City!

week. By the way, I heard your son recently

A: Whats the weather looking like today,

graduated!

Kenny?

A: Yes, my little Paul is finally a doctor. They

B: Well, its a bit of a mixed bag in Utah

grow up so fast you know.

today; weve got heavy cloud cover here in

B: He is such a handsome guy. He gets his

Northern

looks from his mother of course!

Utah,

and

were

calling

for

scattered showers throughout the day, with a

A: Thank you! What about your daughter,

day-time high of forty-five degrees. Now, if

Pamela? I heard she has passed the bar

we move down to the south of the state, we

exam and married recently.

can see that a cold front is moving in. We

B: Oh yes. She had a beautiful wedding in

can expect clear skies, but it will be quite

Cozumel Mexico and we all attended.

cold, with temperatures hovering around the

A: Such a lovely girl. I hope my Paul is lucky

thirty degree mark.

enough to find a girl like that someday!

A: Its a chilly day folks, so dont forget your

B: But of course! Well, its been great talking

coats! What about tomorrow Kenny? Do you

to you, but I have to get going.

have good news for us?

A: Same here! We will catch up soon, maybe

B: Well, itll be a rainy day for Northern

over coffee!

Utah;

B: That would be great! Give me a call!

we

can

expect

some

isolated

downpours in the morning. Winds will be

A: See you soon! Bye! Ugg... I cant stand

coming in from the North East, with gusts

that woman or her obnoxious son.

reaching twenty-three miles per hour. Salt

Lake City can expect the rain to turn to sleet

Elementary Global View Movie Review

in the evening. Things are looking a bit

(C0099)

better for the South; well see cloudy skies

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A: Welcome back movie lovers to another

Holiday Inn that is on that corner.

Premier Movie Review. My name is Richard

A: Sure thing. So, where are you flying in

Clarke and I am joined today by the very

from?

erudite DavidWatson.

B: From China.

B: Thank you Dick. Today we are going to

A: Really? You dont look very Chinese to

talk about the movie Lion King. Tell me

me, if you dont mind me saying so.

Dave, what is your impression of this film?

B: Its fine. I am actually from Mexico. I was

A: Well, I think this film is simply a fable,

in China on a business trip, visiting some

depicting mans eternal greed for power, and

local companies that manufacture bathroom

in my opinion, its a very fine film. Even

products.

despite

A: Wow sounds interesting! Excuse me if I

the

accusations

of

plagiarism

traditional folk tales from other countries.

am being a bit nosy but, how old are you?

The

B: Dont you know its rude to ask a lady her

musical

score

was

amazing,

the

animation was very well done, and the story

age?

was simply enchanting.

A: Dont get me wrong! Its just that you

B:

think

otherwise.

Even

though

the

seem so young and already doing business

animation was technically strong, and as you

overseas!

say, the score and songs performed by Elton

B: Well thank you! In that case, I am 26

John were great, the film lacks a certain

years old, and what about yourself?

originality; it lacked heart. And I would dare

A: I am 40 years old and was born and

to say, it was too predictable.

raised here in the good old U.S of A,

A: Predictable! How! Come on Dick, Its a G-

although I have some Colombian heritage.

rated movie! Its for the kids! Its not a

B: Really? Thats great! Do you speak some

thriller!

Spanish?

B: Well, thats just it. It did have some very

A: Uh... yeah.. of course!

dramatic and intense scenes. For example

B: Que bien! Entonces podemos hablar en

when

espanol!

Mufasa

dies,

or

the

dark,

grim

portrayal of Scar. Even so, the film is linear.

Mufasa dies, Simba runs away thinking its

Elementary The Weekend 1970s (C01

his fault. Falls in love and returns to retake

01)

what is rightfully his. Its just too clich.

A: Hey man! Hows it hanging?

A: How can it be clich? Its a fable! Its

B: Hey man! Everything is just groovy baby!

telling a time-honoured story! The movie

A: Did you go to the roller rink on Saturday?

make a point of how the hunger for power

I heard it was far out, man!

leads to corruption, and teaches children the

B: I wanted to, but I ran into this foxy lady

value of respect, life and love.

that just moved to my block! I was chatting

B: You have always been so soft, Dave!

her up a bit and then we mellowed out at her

A: Open your heart Dick. Dont shut us out.

place.

B: Anyway... Thats all for today folks! Join

A: Right on, right on! Well, Jim went to the

us next time as we talk about "How to

rink with Sherry and he said it was dy-no-

lose a guy in 10 days" Im sure youll

mite! He was low on bread, but Sherry paid

love that one Dave!

for everything.

Elementary Daily Life Where are you f

B: Gravy! Jim is such a jive turkey man. He

rom? (C0100)

is always hitting me up for cash. Anyway,

you wanna book and go grab some grub?

A: Where to, miss?

A: Yeah man, Im starving!

B: Hi! Crenshaw and Hawthorne, at the

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Elementary Global View Global Warmi

A: Why, Ive never been so disrespected in all

ng (C0102)

of my days. Im a professor, a scientist and

researcher of high regard.

A: And therefore, global warming is the

B: Yeah, and a duplicitous one at that.

greatest deception of the early 21st century.

Everyone knows youre in the pocket of the

Questions?

oil lobby. Why should we trust your so-called

B: Uh& yeah. In the lecture you said theres

findings more than tobacco institute studies

more

which say smoking doesnt harm health?

evidence

in

the

scientific

record

supporting global cooling?

Youre full of it.

A: Well, yes, essentially, the historical record

A: Some people just cannot handle civil

supports a theory of climate cycles. Warming

debate!

and cooling are cooperating processes in the

planetary eco-system.

Elementary Daily Life Baby, Im Sorry

B: If thats true and the planet is getting

(C0103)

cooler, what explains the rapid melting of the

polar ice caps and the dramatic rise in the

A: Can we talk?

global average temperatures?

B: Sure, honey, were talking now, arent

A: But are global temperatures rising? If you

we?

look at the data from nineteen seventy-five

A: You know what I mean.

youll&

B: Yeah. I know.

B: Youll be misled. If you were serious, you

A: I want to know where this relationship is

would look at the record starting in the

going. Im in love with you and I need to

1880s. Then you would see how dramatically

know...

the earths temperature has changed.

B: You know, I think youre awesome.

A: Young lady, I beg to differ. Look, the point

A: Im awesome. Well, I guess thats my

of the lecture was to emphasize that there is

answer, isnt it.

evidence for both sides, and Im putting forth

B: Honey...

the argument that theres greater evidence

A: Look, if you dont love me, its not a thing,

in support of the global cooling hypothesis.

alright, weve had our laughs, but I dont

Look, its an indisputable fact that the public

appreciate... maybe its just time we...

is

B: Baby, I love you so much.

being

manipulated

and

scared

into

believing theres some kind of climate crisis;

A: You do?

this scaremongering is done, quite simply,

B: I love you. And I think youre awesome.

for political reasons.

A: Oh, I love you too!

B:

But

even

without

the

B: Come on. Put the gun down.

uncomfortable

A: Oh baby, Im so sorry.

reality that greenhouse gases like carbon

dioxide contribute to global warming, isnt the

Elementary The Weekend Skiing (C01

topic appropriate for politicians to discuss?

04)

A: Not if they want to use your tax dollars

and mine to fund completely unnecessary

A: Welcome ski lovers of all ages! My name

initiatives.
B:

Yeah,

endangered

like

conservation,

species

and

is Rick Fields and here with me is the man

protecting

investing

that needs no introduction, Bob Copeland.

in

B: Thank you, Rick! What a beautiful day

renewable energy. At the very least, you

here in Aspen, Colorado where the sun is

have to concede that this debate has the

shinning, and weve got twelve inches of

potential to end our dependence on foreign

fresh powder. It doesnt get much better

oil. Buying oil supports autocratic countries

than this.

that use these revenues to devastating ends.

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A: Thats right, Bob, but today we have a

your strategy outline. Ive gotta say, Alex,

special treat for our viewers. Were joined

you really wowed me today.

here by Ian Roussy, the four-time giant

A: Aw, come on; it was nothing. Im just

slalom champion. And on this

doing my job.

special edition of the show, Ian is going to

B: No, I think you deserve some recognition

teach

here; I mean, if I look back on your previous

us the basics of skiing! So, lets hit the

Presentations, this is a huge improvement.

slopes!

A: Well, Kristin did give me a hand with the

C: Well, first off, lets get those boots on.

slides. Shes a real wiz on PowerPoint.

Youre going

B: And I saw that you took on board my

to want to make sure your boots fit snugly.

feedback about pricing strategies. I really

Thats right;

appreciate you taking the time to think

now

snap them

into

your

bindings.

though my suggestions.

And youre also going to want a good pair of

A: Yeah, well, that was some good advice.

goggles

You made some really good points.

to protect your eyes. Its a bright day today,

B: Well, I just wanted to say well done.

so theres going to be a lot of glare out there

Really you did a great job.

on
the slopes. We dont want you hitting any of

Elementary Daily Life Mobile Phone Pl

thosemoguls!

an (C0106)

A: Bob, since youre a beginner skier and

B: Yeah, Ive just moved here, and Id like to

might take a few spills, it is a good idea to

activate my cell phone, and Im not sure if I

have a good warm pair of dry ski gloves.

should go with a prepaid plan, or a monthly

C: Easy there, Rick! Well, lets head on over

rate plan.

to the chairlift, and test your skills! All right,

A: I see. Well, can I have a look at your

were up here on the bunny hill, so, Bob, why

phone? Unfortunately, this phone cant be

dont you do a few snow-plow turns. Gnarly

used in the US; its not compatible with our

run, Rick! Nice carving! Youve got some mad

3G network.

skills! That was sick!

B: What? Really? I dont really want to have

A: You wanna see gnarley? Well, see that

to buy a new phone.

bump over there, Im going to catch some

A: Well, youre in luck! You see, if you sign

major air.

up for our three-year plan, well throw in a

C: Butt plant!

handset for free.

B: Ha ha ha! He lost his skis! Yard sale!!!

B: Really? Whats the catch?

A: Ahem, well. Thanks for joining us here

A: Theres no catch! You just choose a plan,

today, I think that about does it. Bob, Ian,

sign a three-year contract and, thats it!

time for some aprs-ski?

Actually, were running a special promotion

C: No way, man! Were off to grab some

right

freshies!!!

now,

and

were

giving

away

Blackberry Curve with our special Mega Value

Elementary The Office Job Well Done

forty dollar plan.

(C0105)

B: So what does this plan include?

A: Well, you get nine hundred anytime

A: And so, that concludes my outline for our

minutes, and you can also enjoy free mobile

marketing strategy next year. Thank you

to mobile calling to other Tel-Mobile clients,

very much for your time.

one thousand text messages per month, and

B: Hey, that was quite the Presentation!

unlimited evening and weekend minutes. Oh,

Honestly, I was completely blown away by

and we also offer a rollover option.

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B: Wow, all this for forty dollars per month?

A: ... Now that we have been over the gory

A: Thats right, plus the activation fee, the

details of our disastrous first quarter, Ed!

emergancy services fee, the monthly service

Give us some good news. How are things

fee, oh, and any charges for extra minutes,

looking for us in terms of sales this month?

and...

B: Uh well...would you like the bad news first

or the really bad news?

ElementaryDailyLifeComplainingat aRes

A: What? Ed, dont tell me you only have bad

taurant (C0107)

news!
B: Well sir, our sales have dropped, no

A: Excuse me, waiter? Waiter!

plunged, fifty percent in the past month

B: Yes, sir? What can I do for you?

alone. We are currently overstocked and

A: Ive been sitting here for the past twenty

overstaffed and our profits are falling fast.

minutes and no one has offered me a glass

The market is in recession and we have no

of water, brought any bread to the table and

way of moving our inventory, or getting rid of

our appetizers havent been served yet! You

our staff. If we consider redundancies, it

know, in this kind of establishment, Id

would cost us a fortune because of the new

expect much better service.

regulations

B: I am sorry, sir. Ill check on your order

A: For crying out loud... How fast are we

C: Relax honey, the place is busy tonight, but

losing money?

Ive heard the food is amazing. Anyway...

B: Um...how can I put this? Lets just say

B: Here you are, sir. The foie gras for the

that at this pace, we will be filing for Chapter

lady, and a mushroom soup for you.

eleven in less than three months.

A: Waiter, I ordered a cream of mushroom

A:

soup with asparagus. This soup is obviously

runny,

and

its

over-seasoned.

compensation

packages. Its a real mess.

right away.

too

governing

What!

Geez!

How

could

this

have

happened? So whats the bad news?

Its

B: Oh, thats the really bad news. Our

completely inedible!

supplier suffered QC problems and, well, half

B: Okay, I do apologize for that. Can I bring

of our production is faulty. Were going to

you another soup, or would you like to order

have to recall all items sold in the last

something else?

quarter. And the worst part? Were going to

A: Take this foie gras back as well, its

have to shoulder this cost.

rubbery and completely overcooked. And

A: Are you joking? Get the supplier on the

look at the portion size! How can you charge

line now! They have to assume the costs of

twenty-five dollars for a sliver of duck liver?

this mess!

B: Right away... sir.

B: We tried that, sir. The factory has gone

C: Honey come on! The foie gras was fine,

under and the owner apparently has fled the

why are you making such a big deal? Are you

country.

trying to get our meal comped again?

A: Were doomed!

A: What do you mean? We are paying for

B: There is some really good news though!

this. If Im shelling out my hard earned

A: Really? What!

bucks, I expect value for money!

B: I got offered a new job!

B: Here you are, sir. I hope it is alright now.

The chef has prepared it specially for you.

Elementary The Weekend Breaking Up

A: Yes, fine.

(C0109)

C: Honey, are you alright?

A: Honey, do you have a second?
Elementary The Office Bad news, boss

B: Sure! Are you okay? You seem a bit

. (C0108)

worried. Whats on your mind?

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A: We need to talk.

business major and you are in your second

B: Okay...

year. Is this information correct?

A: Ive been thinking, and well, I think we

A: Yes. I do want to take some additional

need to start seeing other people.

credits

B: What? Why? I mean, weve had our ups

psychology.

and downs, and we have the occasional

B: Sure. Thats not a problem. Do you have

disagreement, but were happy together,

the list of courses you want to take this

arent we?

semester?

A: Thats just it, Im not happy anymore,

A: Yeah. Heres my list. Im not sure if the

Tim. Its not you, its me. I know that I can

class schedule will allow me to take all of

be hard to deal with, and you are a great

them though.

guy! You are the type of guy that any woman

B: Yeah, thats perfect. What about the

would kill for!

subjects for your minor?

B: So, what are you saying? Youre breaking

A: Oh yeah! Almost forgot! I need to take

up with me because Im perfect?

fundamental

A: Tim, you are too good for me. You

psychology and neuroanatomy.

deserve someone who can make you smile

B: Wow, you are going to be busy this

and make you happy the way that you made

semester!

me happy. Oh, I could say that Ill be all you

registered now; youll have to make your

need, but that would be a lie. I know Id only

first tuition payment before classes start.

this

year

to

get

linguistics,

Okay, here

you

minor

in

consumer

go.

You

are

hurt you, I know Id only make you cry.

B: Baby, come on. Dont do this to me!

Elementary The Weekend Golf (C0111

Whatever it is, we can work it out. Just give

me another chance! I know that we can get

A: Good morning golf aficionados! My name

through this, but we gotta stick together!

is Rick Fields, and you guessed it, I am here

Dont leave me.

with my main man, Bob Copeland.

A: I cant, Tim. I hope someday you can find

B: Thank you, Rick! As you can see, ladies

some way to understand Im only doing this

and gentleman, we are here in beautiful

for you. I dont really wanna go but, deep in

Pebble Beach where the top golfers in the

my heart I know this is the kindest thing to

world are trying to win the grand prize of one

do.

million dollars!

B: Laura...

A: Whoa, thats a lot of cash! Lets go to the

A: Here are your keys. Ill send my sister to

course and see how Tiger Woods is doing.

pick up the rest of my things next week. Im

B: All right, werere here at the eighth hole.

sorry, Tim. I wish you all the best, and I

Its a par four, and has some very difficult

hope that one day we can meet again. Ill

hazards which many golfers find difficult to

always love you. Goodbye.

avoid. Although, I did see Jack Nicklaus hit a

ElementaryDaily Life Registering for Un

hole in one on this very same hole!

iversity (C0110)

A: Tiger Woods is about to tee off, and lets

see if he has the same luck as Jack. Tiger is

A: Excuse me? Is this where I register? Id

asking his caddie for his driver and, he

like to sign up for my courses for next

seems to be very nervous.

semester.

B: Oh no! Not a good swing at all! Its

B: Yes, of course. I need your student ID

definitely not his day today. On the seventh

please.

hole he got a bogey and before that he

A: Here you are.

barely made par. He will definitely not get a

B: Okay, Susan. It says here that you are a

birdie on this shot.

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A:

It

seems

that

his

ball

has

flown

C: Sorry Im late everyone. There was a

somewhere deep in the trees. He is having a

huge

traffic

jam

on

the

highway

this

hard time finding it and even his caddie has

morning.

climbed a tree to try and spot it.

D: Morning everyone! Were you stuck in

B: Oh no! A bear! Run, Tiger, run! Somebody

traffic as well, Jess? There was a huge pileup

call animal control!

on the highway and traffic was backed up for

miles.

Elementary Daily Life Dr. Plumber (C0

B: Scott just called and said that hes

112)

running late. His last meeting ran over, but

hes on his way now.

A: Good afternoon! Did you call for a

A: Guys, this is not acceptable. If I say the

plumber?

meeting starts at ten, the meeting starts at

B: Yes, yes I did. Please come in! Im so glad

ten. Not tenoh-one! And definitely not ten-

you came! This old house is falling apart!

ten! All right. Lets get started. So the first

Come on into the bathroom. See, here,

thing I want to talk about is our...

theres water leaking everywhere!

E: Im really sorry, everyone! I know Im

A: I see. Let me have a look. It seems that

late. But really, its not my fault. I was

your toilet is clogged, and thats why it wont

getting a coffee at Starbucks, and the line

flush. Let me just get my plunger. No, thats

was way too long. I was waiting for twenty

not working either. I suspect that theres

minutes to get my coffee!

some sort of foreign object in the pipes thats

causing a blockage. Thats whats making

Elementary The Weekend 1980s (C01

your toilet overflow.

14)

B: Oh, that must be because of my fouryear-old daughter. She is always flushing

A: Jim! Whats up man!

things down the toilet. You know how kids

B: Charlie! Is that your ride? Its butt ugly,

are.

dude!

A: Yeah, I have a little one myself. Anyway,

A: Dont be a airhead! This is a nineteen

these water pipes are really rusty, so they

sixty-nine Chevy Impala! I just need to fix it

also should be changed. That could be

up a bit. In a couple of months, this baby is

causing water to not drain completely; that

gonna be wicked!

might lead to more problems in the future. I

B: Not even! Check it out! Now thats a fresh

would also suggest fixing this faucet that

ride!

isnt shutting off properly. I could have it all

A: Too bad the driver is a major dweeb.

finished by today if its urgent.

Anyone can have a car like that if their daddy

B: That would be great! Is it expensive?

is loaded like his.

A: Lets see... I would say about eight

B: Hes coming this way, be cool.

hundred dollars.

C: Hey guys! What do you think of my

B: What? Thats more than I make in a day

automobile? Isnt it bad to the bone?

and Im a heart surgeon!

A: Word! The ladies are gonna be lining up to

get with you when they see you driving

Elementary The Office Sorry Im Late

around in that car.

(C0113)

C: You really think so?

B: For sure!

A: Where is everyone? We were supposed to

C: Awesome!

start fifteen minutes ago!

A: Psych! haha.. you totally fell for it.

B: Jo called and said shed be here in a sec.

C: You are a real scumbag, Charlie. When I

She said she got tied up with a client.

do the nasty with the prom queen, well see

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who has the last laugh.

data analyis. You know, if the tech guys

B: Dude, dont have a cow!

would have done their job and kept the CRM

stable, then I wouldnt have missed my

Elementary Daily Life I Dont Feel So

deadline.

Good (C0115)

A: Oh, come on! An excuse like that is

tantamount

A: Are you okay, man? You dont look very

blaming

well.

the

to

lying.

tech

Youre

team

for

essentially
your

time

management issues, rather than accepting

B: Ugh, I feel terrible. I went out last night

responsibility for the fact that you were

with Trevor and things got a little out of

procrastinating for the past two weeks.

hand.

B: No, Im not trying to pass the buck here; I

A: Nice! So, where did you guys go?

know that it was me who is ultimately

B: We hit a couple of local bars, and met up

responsible for getting this done. But the

with some friends. Everything was cool until

thing is, I could have finished on time if the

Mike came along, and it turned out that it

system hadnt gone down. And you know,

was his birthday yesterday!

with everything Ive got going on now, I cant

A: Oh no! Mikes birthday is a drinkfest for

afford to waste time dealing with technical

sure!

problems. Ive got a lot on my plate and

B: Tell me about it! We drank everything in

there are only twenty-four hours in a day...

the bar!

A: Im not going to accept this excuse.

A: Is that why you missed work today?

Youre using these small technical glitches as

B: Yeah. I woke up this morning feeling

a crutch and trying to rationalize the fact

really nauseous. I threw up like five times.

that youve missed your deadline. Look, we

A: Eww!

have standards and I expect you to live up to

B: I was so dehydrated that I drank like a

those standards. No more phoney excuses. If

gallon of water, and my head has been

youre in over your head, you tell me. No

pounding all day. I swear, Im never gonna

more missed deadlines. Now, I want that

drink again!

data on my desk by nine am!

A: Too bad man, tonight is Tracys going

away party and she asked if you were gonna

ElementaryTheWeekend Im Sorry I Lo

go.

ve You IX(C0117)

B: Oh, yeah. Im there!

Steven: Veronica wait! Come on honey, get
ElementaryThe OfficeYou MissedTheDe

back in the car. Lets talk it over, okay?

adline! (C0116)

Veronica: No! Im tired of your lies! I dont

know who you are anymore!

A: And so, I just wanted to check in with you

Steven: Veronica. Its me, the man that has

and find out where we are with this project.

As

you

know,

youve

missed

and always will love you. Im sorry that Ive

fairly

lied to you. Believe me, its been so hard for

significant deadline last week, and this will

me as well, and time and again, Ive thought

negativity impact the teams ability to move

of coming clean. But, I couldnt put you, or

forward with the next stages of this project.

my mission at risk. Its all over now. My

B: I know, Im really sorry that I missed the

assignment is complete and now I have to go

deadline. But really, it wasnt my fault. You

back to India.

see, we had all of these unexpected technical

Veronica: What? Are you kidding? Is there

problems at the last minute, and that I

anything else I should know before I never

couldnt get into the database and extract

see you again? How could you deceive me

the kind of information that I needed for the

like that?
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Steven: Yes... Veronica... I know that this

C: Hes so adorable! I could just eat him up!

isnt the best time and that you probably

A: Ok, say bye to nana! Time to go beddy -

hate me right now but, I want to be

bye!

completely forthright with you. I know deep

in my heart that you are the best thing that

Elementary The Weekend Being Scare

has ever happened to me. Veronica... will

d (C0119)

you marry me? Come with me to India baby,

I

cant

make

up

for

everything

Shabby: Eddie, why are we at this scary

thats

looking mansion? Its like, ultra spooky!

happened, but I can promise you my undying

Eddie: I told you already Shabby, the owner

love. I will be

of the house says there is a ghost haunting

the most devoted husband, and I will cherish

his

you always.
Veronica:

Steven...

cant

just

everything

at the drop of a hat! With

house

so

we

have

to

go

in

and

investigate.

leave

Scruy puypoo: I dont like this!

Wilma: Come on guys, stop being such

everything that has happened between us, I

cowards. Its a mystery and an adventure!

just dont know you any more. I just cant

Shabby: This place gives me the creeps!

build a relationship on a foundation of lies. I

Seriously guys, lets get out of here! Im

do love you but... I cant go with you. Im

getting goosebumps just being here!

sorry... I love you...

Scruy: Shabby is a scaredy cat!

AIRPORT:This is the last call for flight eight

Wilma: That laugh came from this room.

one five from Los Angeles to Hyderabad.

Lets go and check it out.

Airline worker: Im sorry sir we cant wait

Eddie: Look! A ghost! Run!

any longer you must board the plane. Are

you waiting for someone?

Elementary The Weekend Boxing (C0

Steven: I was but, I dont think she is

120)

coming...

A: Welcome back, boxing fans! My name is

Elementary Daily Life Baby Talk (C011

Rick Fields, and here with me is the man with

8)

an iron jaw, Bob Copeland.

B: Thank you, Rick! We are coming to you

A: Honey, the baby is up again.

live from Las Vegas! Were in the beautiful

B: Its your turn! I went last night.

MGM Grand Hotel and Casino where the

A: Fine! Hello widdle baby! Why are you

world heavyweight championship is about to

crying widdle baby? Oh, I see, you made a

get under way!

doo-doo!

A: Thats right Bob! We are about to witness

B: Whats going on hun? Why is the baby

the legendary Italian Stallion himself, Rocky

crying?

Balboa, square off against his lifetime rival,

A: The widdle baby made a doo -doo!

Apollo Creed! This will be a gruesome match

B: What a good boy! Lets get this icky diaper

for sure.

off you.

B: Both fighters are in the ring, and we are

A: Looky what I have here! Mickey Mouse

about to begin.

jammies! oopsie-daisy! Did the widdle baby

C: In the blue corner, weighing in at two

just tinkle all over daddy?

hundred and twenty pounds, the former

B: Yes he did! Yes he did! You just made a

heavyweight champion of the world, The

wee wee all over daddy!

Master of Disaster, the one and only, Apollo

A: Hold still while I change this yucky diaper.

Creed! In the red corner, weighing two

C: What going on in here?

hundred and eighteen pounds and with a

A: Oh look its nana! Say hi to nana!

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record of forty-seven wins and thirty-seven

Elementary Daily Life Supermarket Ca

knockouts,

shier (C0122)

the

undefeated,

undisputed,

heavyweight champion of the world, the

A: Excuse me sir, this is the express check-

Italian Stallion, Rocky Balboa!

is

out lane for people that have fifteen items or

underway! Apollo quickly attacks Rocky with

fewer. It looks like you have more than

quick strong jabs! Rocky dodges successfully

fifteen items there.

and counterattacks with a strong right hook!

B: Oh, come on! I have sixteen items! Cut

B: Apollo is cut! Rocky landed a strong blow

me some slack, will ya?

to his right eyebrow and cut him!

A: Fine! Please place your items on the belt

A: This is his chance! Rocky quickly throws a

and push your shopping cart through. Do you

left, right, another left! Apollo is getting

prefer paper or plastic?

pounded!

B: Plastic. I also have a couple of coupons.

B: Apollo recovers with a powerful haymaker

A: No problem, Ill take those. Sir, these

and catches Rocky off guard! Hes down! the

coupons expired yesterday.

ref starts the count!

B: Darn! Oh, well. I guess its just not my

C: 1,2,3,4,5,.....

day. Thanks anyway.

A:

There

is

the

bell

and

this

fight

A: Do you have a club card or will it be cash?

Elementary Global View Presidential S

B: Yeah I got a club card. Here you go.

peech (C0121)

A: Will this be debit or credit?

B: Debit please. Also, could I get cash back?

A: Good evening, my fellow Americans.

Fifty dollars would be great.

Three days from now, after a half-century of

A: Yeah, sure. Your total is seventy-eight

service of our country, I shall lay down the

dollars and thirty-three cents. Here is your

responsibilities of office as, in a traditional

receipt. Have a nice day.

and solemn ceremony, the authority of the

Presidency is vested in my successor. This

Elementary The Weekend 1990s (C01

evening I come to you with a message of

23)

leave-taking and farewell, and to share a few

final thoughts with you, my countrymen.

A: Hey four-eyes! Whats up man, how have

A: Like every other citizen, I wish the new

you been?

President, and all who will labor with him,

B: Not bad, just went to the mall and picked

Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will

up some junk. Check out my new Adidas!

be blessed with peace and prosperity for all.

A: Those are dope! You are gonna be getting

A: Our people expect their President and the

mad props from the gang, man. Anyways,

Congress to find essential agreement on

have you seen Betty lately?

questions of great importance, the wise

B: Dude, dont even go there. That girl

resolution of which will better shape the

started trippin cuz I went to the movies with

future of our great nation. My own relations

Veronica the other day. I was like look, you

with Congress began on a remote and

knew how I was before you got with me.

tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of

A: Thats right! Your such a playa, man.

the Senate appointed me to West Point. I

Dude, theres Mad Max. Lets go say hi.

then had the pleasure of building more

B: Max! Whassup! Are you okay? You look

intimate relationship with Congress during

like you just saw a ghost.

the war and immediate post-war period.

C: I got an F in English class. My life is over...

Finally, we have progressed to the mutually

A: Dude, get over it! You need to lay off the

interdependent relationship weve had during

books for a while and have some fun! Come

these past eight years.

on, lets bounce.

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C: Where are we going? Oh, crap. My dad is

A: It smells like an ashtray in here!

gonna go postal when he finds out about

B: Hi honey! Whats wrong? Why do you

this.

have that look on your face?

A: Im gonna open a can of whopass on you

A: Whats wrong? I thought we agreed that

if you dont come with me now!

you were gonna quit smoking.

C: Okay, okay. Geez...

B: No! I said I was going to cut down which

is very different. You cant just expect me to

Elementary Daily Life Tools (C0124)

go cold turkey overnight!

A: Look, there are other ways to quit. You

A: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Weve been

can

hired to build a deck on this here house, and

turn

this boring and

drab lawn into

chewing

gum.

nicotine
We

patch,

spend

or

nicotine

fortune

on

cracking down and not allowing smoking in

Weve only got one day to finish this, so Im

any public place. Its not like you can just

gonna need everyone to give one hundred

light up like before.

and ten percent today. Its going to be tough,

B: I know, I know. I am trying but, I dont

but weve got a great team here, and I know

have the willpower to just quit. I cant fight

that together we can tackle this project. That

with the urge to reach for my pack of smokes

being said, lets get to work!

in the morning with coffee or after lunch!

B: Thats right. Now, remember, weve been

Please understand?

over the plans, but we really need to make

A: Fine! I want a divorce!

sure that everything is up to code. The home

pretty thorough,

the

cigarettes every month and now laws are

backyard oasis. There is one catch, though.

inspectors here are

try

so

Elementary The Weekend Thats Funn

please make sure you follow the plans

y! (C0126)

exactly. And remember the carpenters rule

of thumb: measure twice and cut once.

AnnoHuenclleor:everyone, and welcome to

A: Okay, guys. Lets get at it. Bob! Pass me

open mic night! Youre in for a real treat as

that hammer! The nails wont go in; the

weve got a lot of great comics here with us

wood is too hard. I think Im gonna need the

tonight. First up, we have a very funny man

nail gun. That did it!

coming straight from the state of Montana,

C: Do me a favor and help me cut this two-

Robert Hicks!

by-four, will ya? Pass me the circular saw,

A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely

and grab hold of the end of the board. Now

crowd. You know, theres nothing I love

help me drill some holes in it so we can place

better than standup comedy! You know, Ive

the bolts.

been working on my routine for months now,

B: I think you should sand the edges. Look

and Ive got some real zingers for you

at all these splinters, someone could get

tonight. Lets start out with some short

hurt. Geez...you gotta take pride in your

jokes, how bout that? Where do you find a

work!

one legged dog? Where you left it.

C: Yeah, youre right. Pass me the sander

A: Get it? mmm Anyways... What do you call

and Ill take care of it.

a sheep with no legs? A cloud !

A: Julia! Get over here with the level,

A: Tough crowd... Alright, now youre going

measuring tape and that box of screws!

to love this joke. Its hilarious! What do cows

C: Oh, no! Look out below!

do for entertainment? They rent moooovies !

moooovies

Elementary Daily Life No Smoking! (C

A: Okay, Okay, weve got a few hecklers in

0125)

the audience, but this one is good! What

does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
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DAM!

Team B: Rap, Disco and... and...

A: Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big

nostrils?

Coz

they

got

big

Elementary Daily Life Im Sorry I Love

fingers!!!!

You X (C0128)

CrowGd:et off the stage! You suck!

A: Thanks everyone that was my time.

Gulam: Steven! Good to see you brother!

Elementary The Weekend I Love That

How are you? How was your trip?

Song! (C0127)

Steven: It was fine. Ive been better but, its

great to be home, Ive missed you all! Hows

Host: Welcome back, music lovers, to I

mom?

Love That Song! The game show where we

Gulam: Shes great! All she ever does is talk

test your

about you -her little boy that went to the

musical knowledge to the extreme! Lets get

United States. Youre her pride and joy, you

started! Team A... Guess this tune:

know that?

Team A: Carrying Your Love With Me by

Steven: Cant wait to see her. And you?

George Straight! The genre is country music!

Whats new with you?

Host: You are right! one hundred points to

Gulam: Well, Nisha and I are expecting!

team A! Now, for our next cut.

Youll have another nephew or niece soon!

Team B: Thong Song by Sisqo! I believe the

Steven: Thats great! Wow! Congrats! You

genre is R&B?

two are great together, ya know. You have

Host: One hundred big points for team B!

such a beautiful family. I hope one day I can

For all our viewers the acronym R&B stands

have that.

for Rhythm and Blues. On that note, DJ, play

Gulam: Of course, man! Come on! I mean,

our next song!

everything was set here for you to marry

Team B: Superstar by The Carpenters!

Shalini! You know, shes still pining after you.

Host: And the genre?

I dont think shell ever get over you.

Team B: Um... Um... Adult Contemporary?

Steven: What are you talking about? I

Host: Thats right! A hundred points! Uh oh!

hardly knew her! How could she be in love

That sound means its double or nothing! The

with me? I couldnt go through with it even

songs are more difficult and the points are

though she

doubled! Lets hear our next song!

is a great woman. No, I left my heart in the

Team A: Too easy! That song is Kinslayer by

United States. I just hope Veronica is happy.

the

Gulam: Get over it! Youre home now.

Finnish power metal group, Nightwish!

Everyone here thinks so highly of you;

Host: You are correct! Very impressive team

therell be girls throwing themselves at you.

A! And it seems we have a tie! Its time now

You can marry anyone you want!

for the tie-breaker round! Each team will be

Steven: I dont want to marry anyone! I

played three songs and they must tell us the

want to marry her! Dont you understand?

genre of each song in less than five seconds!

Gulam: You are incorrigible.

Team A, are you ready?

Liliana: Steven! My baby how are you! Ive

Team A: Ready!

missed you so much!

Host: Lets hear it!

Steven: Hey, mom! Great to see you!

Team A: Hip Hop, Classical and Gothic

Liliana: You look so thin! Didnt those

metal!

Americans feed you? Come come, lets have

Host: You are right! Team B, the pressure is

some chai. By the way... There is a girl here

on, if you get all of them right, we will move

waiting for you.

on to sudden death. If you miss one, you

Veronica: Hi Steven.

lose! DJ, Lets hear it!

Steven: Veronica! How did you get here?

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How did you know where I live? I waited for

a peace guaranteed by the binding force of

you at the airport but you never showed...

mutual respect and love.

Veronica: I also have some little secrets

A: Now, on Friday noon, I am to become a

that I havent told you about, but we can

private citizen. I am proud to do so. I look

discuss that later. I realized that I was just

forward to it. Thank you, and good night.

scared. Scared of how much I love you and

of the commitment that marriage requires.

Elementary Daily Life Going To The Gy

Im here now. Now there is something I

m (C0130)

wanna ask you. Steven, will you marry me?

A: Hey there, you look a little lost. Are you

Priest: I now declare you, husband and wife.

new here?

You may kiss the bride.

B: Yeah howd you know?

Elementary Global View Presidential S

A: You can always spot the newbies. I can

peech II (C0129)

give you a few pointers if you want. Were

you trying to use this machine here?

A: We now stand ten years past the midpoint

B: Yeah! I just started my training today and

of a century that has witnessed four major

Im not really sure where to begin.

wars among great nations. Three of these

A: Its ok, I know how it is. This machine

involved

the

here will work out your upper body, mainly

carnage of these conflicts, America is today

your triceps and biceps. Are you looking to

the strongest, the most influential and most

develop

productive nation in the world. We are

definition?

understandably proud of this preeminence,

B: Well, I dont want to be ripped like you! I

yet we realize that Americas leadership and

just want a good physique with weights and

prestige

cardio.

our

own

depend,

country.

not

Despite

merely

upon

our

strength

or

muscle

tone

and

unmatched material progress, riches and

A: In that case you want to work with less

military strength, but on how we use our

weight. You can start off by working ten to

power in the interests of world peace and

fifteen reps in four sets. Five kilo weights

human betterment.

should be enough. Now its very important

A: Throughout Americas adventure in free

that you stretch before pumping iron or you

government, such basic purposes have been

might pull a muscle.

to keep the peace; to foster progress in

B: Got it! Wow is that the weight you are

human achievement, and to enhance liberty,

lifting? My goodness thats a lot of weight!

dignity and integrity among peoples and

A: Its not that much. Just watch... Im ok...

among nations.
A: We pray that peoples of all faiths, all

Elementary Daily Life What if? Part 1

races, all nations, may have their great

(C0131)

human

needs

satisfied;

that

those

now

A: Okay, next question. If Eric asked you out

denied opportunity shall come to enjoy it to

on a date, what would you say?

the full; that all who yearn for freedom may

B: Duh! I would say yes! Eric is the most

experience its spiritual blessings; that those

popular kid in school! Okay, my turn. What

who have freedom will understand, also, its

heavy

responsibilities;

that

all

who

would you do if you won the lottery?

are

A: Lets see.... If I won the lottery, I would

insensitive to the needs of others will learn

buy two tickets for a trip around the world.

charity; that the scourges of poverty, disease

B: If you buy me a ticket I will go with you

and ignorance will be made to disappear

for sure!

from the earth, and that, in the goodness of

A: My dad will freak out if I even mention a

time, all peoples will come to live together in

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trip like that!

washing machine.

B: Alright this is a good one. What would

A: Right. You have to turn it on and program

your mom say if you told her you are going

it depending on what type of clothes you are

to get married?

washing. For example for delicates, you

A: If I told her that, she would faint and

should set a shorter washing cycle. Also, be

have me committed!

sure to use fabric softener and this detergent

when washing.

Elementary Daily Life Mechanic (C013

B: So complicated! Ok, what about this red

2)

wine stain? How do I get it out?

A: Since this is a white t-shirt, you can just

A: Howdy! Nice car! What seems to be the

pour a little bit of bleach on it and it will do

problem?

the trick.

B: I dont know! This stupid old car started

B: Cool. Then I can just throw everything in

spewing white smoke and it just died on me.

the dryer for an hour and its all set right?

Luckily, I managed to start it up and drive it

A: No! Since you are washing delicates and

here. What do you think it is?

cotton, you should set the dryer to medium

A: Not sure yet. How about you pop the hood

heat and for twenty minutes.

and we can take a look. Hmmm, it doesnt

B: You know what? Ill just have everything

look good.

dry cleaned.

B: What do you mean? My daddy gave me

this car for my birthday last month. Its

Elementary Daily Life Buying a TV (C0

brand new!

134)

A: Well missy, the white smoke that you saw

is steam from the radiator. You overheated

A: Seriously, I dont know why we need to

your engine so now the pistons are busted

get a new TV.

and so is your transmission. You should have

B:

called us and we could have towed you over

appreciate the graphics level and detail of

here when your car died.

the games on my Playstation 3 on our old TV.

B: Ugh... So how long is this going to take?

C: Good afternoon folks! How can I be of

An hour?

service today?

A: Im afraid a bit more than that. We need

B: Im looking to upgrade to a newer, bigger

to order the spare parts, take apart your

television set.

electrical system, fuel pump and engine and

C: Youve come to the right place! What size

then put it back together again. You are

are you looking for?

going to have to leave it here for at least two

A: Just a normal sized TV for our living room.

weeks.

C: I see. Well this set here is on sale. Its a

B: What! How am I supposed to get to

forty six inch HDTV screen and has all the

school

works. Three HDMI connectors, USB, VGA

or

go

shopping?

This

is

not

happening!

Honey

told

you

already.

cant

and S - Video ports. It even has a DVI port

so you can hook up your PC or laptop! This is

Elementary Daily Life Doing Laundry (

without a doubt the complete home theater

C0133)

experience!
B: This is exactly what I need! Can you

A: Ok, lets go through this one more time. I

imagine watching movies or playing video

dont want anymore ruined or dyed blouses!

games on this thing?

B: I know, I know. OK, so I have to separate

A: Honey, I think its a bit too big. I dont

the colors from the whites and put them in

even think it will fit in our living room.

this strange looking contraption so called

C: Not to worry, we will deliver and install it

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in your home. It comes with a wall mount so

disgusts me.

you can just hang it on the wall like a

A: What are you talking about? How does it

picture!

exploit people?

B: This is great! How much will this set me

B: Well, to begin with, Gambling is addictive,

back?

ruins

C: Lucky for you, this is the last one we have

bankrupts

in stock so its half off!

addicted it is very difficult to stop. People

B: Ill take it!

have lost their houses, cars and been left out

on

marriages,

the

destroys

communities.

street

after

families

Once

becoming

you

and
are

addicted.

Elementary Daily Life Cheer Up (C013

Secondly, it exploits because men become

5)

addicted to gambling most often because of

the action and risk. Women gamble to

A: Ok... Ill talk to you later. Bye

escape,

B: Carrie, are you ok? You seem a bit down.

A:

just

got

off

the

phone

with

and

senior

citizens

will

start

gambling for the social interaction. Underage

my

gamblers often start gambling on sports with

boyfriend. He is always getting upset and

friends and then illegal bookies.

losing his temper over nothing. Its so hard

A: Geez! Now that I think about it, maybe

to talk to him at times.

legalizing gambling isnt such a good idea!

B: Maybe its just that he is stressed out

Although, I have been to Las Vegas, and I

from work or something. He does have a

didnt become addicted or anything like that.

pretty nerve wracking job you know.

B: You cannot predict who will become

A: Yeah but, he is always in a really foul

addicted to gambling. Now excuse me, I

mood. I try to find out whats bothering him

have a protest rally to organize!

or get him to talk about his day but, he

always shuts down and brushes me off.

Elementary Daily Life Getting Internet

B: Men are like that you know. They can feel

Service (C0137)

nervous, anxious or on edge and the only

way they can express it is by trying to hide it

A: Welcome to Galanet. How can I help you?

through aggressiveness.

B: Hi. I would like to get an internet plan for

A: I guess you are right. What do you think I

my house.

should do? He wasnt always this grouchy

A: Of course. We have three different plans

you know...

with different prices you can choose from.

B: Talk to him, try to cheer him up when he

The first one is the cheapest but most basic

is down and if that doesnt work, I say get

plan which is thirty dollars a month. This is

rid of him and get a new one!

for broadband internet with a download

A: You are something else you know that?

speed of five hundred and twelve kbps.

B: I have no idea what kbps means. I just

Elementary Global View Gambling (C0

want to be able to get online, play games

136)

and chat with my friends. Oh, and watch

movies online as well.

A: Did you hear? The state is thinking of

A: Well, this connection might be a bit too

legalizing gambling in our city! Soon we are

slow for your needs. I suggest you get the

gonna have amazing hotels and casinos here

premium package for fifty dollars a month

which will be good for our business!

which includes a connection speed of two

B: Are you serious? Gambling is a vice

megabytes. That way you can play games

industry built on deception and fed by the

online without any lag. This package also

intentional exploitation of human weakness

includes a wireless router and a personal

for the sole purpose of monetary gain! It

firewall absolutely free!

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B: Do I have to pay an installation fee?

pawns. Those are the least valuable pieces

A: Lucky for you, this month we arent

and can only move one space forward. When

charging our normal installation fee. You are

you are about to capture another piece, it

saving yourself 100 bucks right there! And

can move one space diagonally.

well throw in this pen drive!

Bobby: What about all these other pieces?

B: Awesome!

Daddy: See this one that looks like a tower?

Its called the rook. The one with the tall hat

Elementary Daily Life Renting A Car (

is called the bishop. See this little horsey?

C0138)

This is called the knight, its a very important

piece so its best to not let your opponent

Man: Hi, I made a reservation for a mid-size

capture it.

vehicle. The name is Jimmy Fox.

Bobby: And these two? They are husband

Agent: Im sorry, we have no mid-size

and wife?

available at the moment.

Man:

dont

understand,

made

Daddy: Thats right! Thats the queen and

thats the king. If the other player captures

reservation, do you have my reservation?

your king, he will say Check Mate and the

Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out

game is over! Doesnt this sound fun?

of cars.

Bobby: Nah! This is boring! Im gonna go

Man: But the reservation keeps the car here.

play Killer Zombies on my PlayStation!

Thats why you have the reservation.

Agent: I know why we have reservations.

Elementary Daily Life Buying a Compu

Man: I dont think you do. If you did, Id

ter (C0140)

have a car. See, you know how to take the

reservation, you just dont know how to hold

Customer: So can you fix it?

the reservation and thats really the most

Sales Clerk: Im sorry sir. This computer is

important

not broken or damaged. Its simply just too

part

of

the

reservation,

the

holding. Anybody can just take them.

old!

Agent: But we do have a compact or an SUV

applications are running slow. There really

if youd like.

isnt much I can do.

Man: Fine. Ill take the compact.

Customer: What do you mean? I bought

Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Focus

this computer just three years ago!

for you Mr. Fox. Would you like insurance?

Sales Clerk: Yes, but technology is ever

Man:

Yeah,

you

better

give

me

the

Thats

changing

why

and

your

technology

programs

is

and

becoming

insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell

obsolete faster and faster!

out of this car.

Customer: Ok, I know where this is going.

How much will it cost me to get a new

Elementary The Weekend Playing Che

computer?

ss (C0139)

Sales Clerk: Well, this desktop over here is

our latest model. It has a four gigahertz

Daddy: Bobby! Come here, look what I got

processor with sixteen gigabytes in RAM and

you!

a hard disk with one terabyte. Of course, it

Bobby: What is that?

includes

Daddy: A chess board! Daddy is going to

mouse,

keyboard

and

desk

speakers.

teach you how to play!

Customer: I have no idea what you are

Bobby: Cool!

talking about. I just want to know if its good

Daddy: Ok, each player gets 16 pieces. You

and if I will be able to play solitaire without

can be the white ones and Ill play with the

the computer crashing or freezing all the

black pieces. Now in the front, you set up the

time!
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Sales Clerk: This PC is top of the line and I

bought you and these corduroy pants. Its

guarantee it will never freeze! If it does, well

chilly outside so you can wear this coat.

give you your money back!

B: Thanks honey! You have such great

fashion sense. Now, what am I going to do

Elementary Daily Life What If? Part 2

with my hair?

(C0141)
Elementary Daily Life The Butcher (C0
A: This is the good life! We have it good

143)

dont you think?

B: Yeah of course! Although, dont you ever

Butcher: Hi. What can I get for you?

wonder what could have been?

Gina: Id like a half a pound of ground beef,

A: What do you mean?

please.

B: Well, sometimes I think of how things

Butcher: Good choice! Our ground beef is

could have turned out if I had done things a

extra lean, if you know what I mean.

little differently.

Gina: Could I also have half a dozen pork

A: For example?

chops and two pounds of boneless chicken

B: Like for example, if I hadnt studied

breasts?

architecture, I would have become an artist

Butcher: No, no no no chicken breasts at

like I wanted to.

the moment, but we have some nice chicken

A: I see. Yeah now that I think of it, I

thighs.

wouldnt have gotten married if I hadnt

Gina: No, that wont do. Ill take this smoked

moved to this town and met Sally.

ham you have here.

B: You see! Everything happens for a reason!

Butcher: Okay, is there anything else?

We wouldnt even have met if I hadnt been

Gina: Do you have any other cold cuts? Is

in that car accident ten years ago!

this salami and bologna you have here?

A: Well, I have no regrets!

Butcher: Yes! Its very fine meat! Made it

B: Ill drink to that!

myself...
Gina: Sounds good. Okay, thats it.

Elementary The Weekend What Do I

Butcher: Wait! We have T-bone, rib eye, and

Wear? (C0142)

sirloin steaks. They are very fresh! Just came

from the slaughter house...

A: Honey come on! We are going to be late!

Gina: Mmm... No thats okay, really. I think

Honestly, you take longer getting ready than

thats all for today.

I do!

Butcher:

B: I was drying my hair and ironing my shirt!

Okay. That

will

be

thirty-four

dollars and fifty cents.

Can you come here for a sec? I need your

help.

Elementary Global View Capital Punis

A: What is it? Why are all these clothes on

hment (C0144)

the bed?
B: I dont know what to wear! Ok, give me

ProfeTsshoar:ts all for todays class. We

your opinion. Do you like the way this looks?

will

The striped short sleeved shirt with this

punishment tomorrow.

checkered sweater and my lucky sandals. I

A: Do you think we should be tougher on

like the cut and hemline of these shorts so I

crime?

think Ill wear these as well.

B: Well, it depends on what you mean.

A: Are you joking? What am I going to do

A: For example, we could bring back the

with you? We are going to a dinner party not

death penalty for murder, give longer prison

the beach! Wear the shirt with the silk tie I

sentences for lesser offences and lock up

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continue

our

lecture

on

crime

and

Englishpod Dialogues

juvenile offenders.
B:

Those

really

I feel lightheaded and weak.

sound

like

Draconian

A: Let me have a look. Whoa! Get away from

measures. Firstly, what do you do about

me!

miscarriages of justice if youve already put

B: Whats wrong?

innocent people to death?

A: I think you have chicken pox! You are

A: Youd only use capital punishment if you

contagious! Get away! Dont breathe on me!

were absolutely sure that youd convicted the

B: Maybe its just a rash or an allergy! We

right person.

cant be sure until I see a doctor.

B:

of

A: Well in the meantime you are a biohazard!

wrongful conviction where people have been

But,

thereve

been

many

cases

I didnt get it when I was a kid and Ive

imprisoned for many years. The authorities

heard that you can even die if you get it as

were sure at the time, but later it was shown

an adult!

that the evidence was unreliable. In some

B: Are you serious? You always blow things

cases, itd been fabricated by the police.

out of proportion. In any case, I think Ill go

A: Well, no system of justice can be perfect,

take an oatmeal bath.

but surely theres a good case for longer

A: Ewww!

prison sentences to deter serious crime.

B: I doubt whether they could act as an

Elementary Global View Animal Rights

effective deterrent while the detection rate is

(C0146)

so low. The best way to prevent crime is to

A: You should have seen the T.V. show that

convince people who commit it that theyre

was on last night, the topic it covered was

going to be caught. It doesnt make sense to

really interesting; animal rights.

divert all your resources into the prison

B: Do you really believe in that? If they are

system.

going to focus on something, they should do

A: But if you detect more crimes, youll still

it on civil rights.

need prisons. In my reckoning, if we could

A: Yes, but we cant deny that animals are

lock up more juvenile criminals, theyd learn

vulnerable, defenseless, and are completely

that they couldnt get away with it. Soft

at the mercy of human beings.

sentences will merely encourage them to do

B: I understand your point, but we continue

it again.

to have transgressions against human rights.

B: Yes, but remember that prisons are often

If so much attention werent devoted to the

schools for criminals. To remove crime from

topic of animals, we would then concentrate

society, you really have to tackle its causes.

more on saving a human being instead of

A: Well, if I were president, I would impose

protecting a koala.

tougher laws and punishment. I would have

a

peaceful

society

based

on

fear

A: You cant compare apples and oranges; I

of

believe that both topics are important and

punishment, not consciousness of doing the

that we cant ignore them, the mistreatment

right thing.

of animals can cause a great environmental

B: You sound like a dictator!

imbalance.

A: Well if it works, why not?

believe

that

governments

should prohibit activities like poaching.

Elementary Daily Life Chicken Pox (C0

B: Well, you are right on that point. This is

145)

the reason that I dont buy leather and I try

to buy synthetic products.

A: Whats wrong with you? Why are you

B: At least youre doing your part. My

scratching so much?

contribution is to have a pet in the house

B: I feel itchy! I cant stand it anymore! I

that I treat like a member of the family.

think I may be coming down with something.

A: As long as you dont treat it better than

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your wife, its fine.

A: Security Dan, security! You can never be

too safe you know! A lot of sickos out there.

Elementary Daily Life The Argument (

Just the other day they caught that peeping

C0147)

tom red handed! Had a high power telescope

and binoculars by his window.

A: Wow, that terrible movie is finally over.

B: Whats the matter with you? Why are you

Next time Im picking the film, because I

acting all paranoid?

dont want to end up seeing a chick flick.

A: Paranoid? Im not paranoid! Im cautious!

B: Well you should have picked, in the end

You see Dan, we have to be on guard at all

you always complain about everything.

time! People just invade your privacy as if

A: Not everything, just this film. Even the

they knew you! Telemarketers, solicitors,

title is ridiculous; and its so long, those are

even your bank! They have way too much

the two and a half most wasted hours of my

information! I like to keep everything on a

life, so much so that Im thinking about

need to know basis

asking them to give me my money back.

B: OK, well, what did you want to see me

B: Im thinking of taking you back home. I

about?

thought we could have a nice evening, but

A: You are being watched! Be careful Dan!

youre always so negative.

Be careful!

A: Im only complaining about a movie that I

could have rented or bought and then thrown

Elementary Daily Life Moving (C0149)

in the garbage.
B: You see, thats what Im talking about, I

A: Ok, thats fine. Bye.

cant stand your sarcastic jokes anymore

B: What happened?

A: Next time, go with your gay friend who is

A: Thats it, my lease is up. I have to move.

more in touch with his feelings.

B: What? Why? Cant you renew it?

B: Well hes more of a man than you are; at

A: The owner apparently is selling this place

least he appreciates love stories.

to make way for the construction of a

A: Love? More like one-night-stands.

parking lot

B: Dont criticize Mario or else Ill start on

B: Well, I can help you pack. We should start

those fat, drunk friends of yours; theyre no

looking for a new place for you ASAP.

saints.

A: I think I might move in with my parents

A: My friends? Fat? What about those whales

for a couple of months until I can find

you call friends?

something. You know how hard it is to find a

B: Youre unbearable; you can walk home,

decent place around here. Im gonna have to

Im leaving.

put most of my stuff in storage for a while.

B: Well, let me know if theres anything I can

Elementary Daily Life Paranoid (C014

do to help out.

8)

A: Actually, would you mind looking after my

pet tarantula and snake for a couple of

A: Dan, Dan dude. You have to come over to

weeks?

my house right now!

B: hehe.. sure

B: Is everything Ok?
A: Just get over here!

Elementary The Weekend Bug Spray (

A: Come in! Quickly!

C0150)

B: So, since when is your house a bank?

A: What do you mean?

A: The mosquitos are biting me!

B: I mean, whats up with the and locks and

B: Me too, I cant stop scratching. They are

iron bars on your windows.

everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

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A: Do you have any bug spray?

chicken or the egg? I feel the same regarding

B: No, I forgot to buy some.

his theory. How does the first cell of life

A: Then well have to put up with it.

come to be?

B: We can cover ourselves with beer! That

A: Interesting. I think that question is better

way if they bite us, theyll get drunk and fall

suited

asleep

meantime, how about we settle this... with a

A: Thats without a doubt, the best idea

due!

for

my

philosophy

class.

In

the

youve had! Lets do it!

Elementary The Office Cut It Out (C01

B: Run! They are thirsty for more!

52)
Elementary Advanced Darwins Theor
Ed: Hey, Mary, can you cut that out?

y Of Evolution (E0151)

Mary: Cut what out Im not doing anything.

A: Its been a long time since I last saw you.

Ed: The tapping of your pen on your desk.

Where have you been?

Its driving me crazy.

B: The exams and plans I have to turn in in

Mary: Fine! By the way would you mind not

are driving me crazy, I dont even have time

slurping your coffee every time you have a

to sleep.

cup!

A: Its the same for me. Im up to my neck in

Ed: I dont slurp my coffee. And plus, how

work, but at least finals are coming soon and

can you hear it when youre shouting into

well have a vacation. Where are you going

your phone all the time?

now?

Mary: You ve got to be kidding me! Youre

B: Im going to Anthropology class and now

complaining about me talking on the phone

with the year anniversary of Darwin, its the

when you go out for a cigarette break ten

only thing we study. Frankly, Im sick and

times a day to shoot the breeze?

tired and tired of hearing about this guy.

Ed: Look, we have a lot of accumulated

A: What? Why? How can you not like

anger from working in these conditions, and

Darwin? I mean the man changed the entire

its probably okay to let off steam once in a

perception of how things came to and his

while But, its probably not a good idea to

theory is backed by pretty solid evidence!

keep it up Im willing to forgive and forget

B: I dont like him. His theory of human

and if you are.

evolution and natural selection is full of

Mary: Fine. Lets call a truce. Ill try to more

holes. It lacks the solid evidence of which

considerate and to keep the noise down

you speak of.

Ed: Yeah, Ill try to do the same. So, I was

A: That statement puts you at odds with half

wondering you wanna go out to dinner Friday

of

night?

the

academy.

professors!

Not

Furthermore,

to

mention
the

your

explanation

proposed by Darwin about the origin of

Elementary Daily Life Homesick (C015

species

3)

and

the

mechanism

of

natural

selection constitutes a grand step toward a

Sarah: Tom! How are you? We missed you at

coherent understanding of the world and

the party last night. Are you ok?

evolutionist ideas.
B:

Im

not

contributions,

minimizing
its

just

that

his

grand

his

theory

Tom: I dont know. I didnt really feel like

going

out.

guess

Im

feeling

little

homesick.

reminds of the conundrum of the chicken and

Sarah: Come on Weve been through this

the egg.

already! Look, I know the adjustment was

A: What are you talking about?

hard when you first got here, but we agreed

B: The question is, which was first? The

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that you were gonna try and deal with it.

A: Perfect. So you can audition this weekend

Tom: I was. Its just that the holidays are

here at my house.

coming up and I wont be able to home

B: Great! Wait here? You dont have enough

because I cant afford the airfare. Im just

room for the amplifiers, microphones or even

longing for some of the comforts of home,

your drums! By the way where do you keep

like my moms cooking and being around my

them or practice?

family.

A: Dude? What are you talking about? Its

Sarah: Yeah, it can get pretty lonely over

right here! All we need is my Nintendo Wii

the holidays. When I first got here, Id get

and we are set!

depressed and nostalgic for anything that

reminded me of home. I almost let it get to

Elementary The Weekend Bachelor Pa

me, but then I started going out, keeping

rty (C0155)

myself busy and before I knew it, I was used

A: Hi honey! Youll never guess what! My

to to it.

friends Julie and Alex are getting married!

Tom: I see what you mean, but I m still

B: Wow thats great news! Theyre a great

bummed out.

couple!

Sarah: Ok how does this sound: lets get

A: I know! Anyways I just talked to Alexs

you suited up and hit the dance club tonight.

best man and he is organizing the bachelor

I hear that an awesome DJ is playing and

party Its gonna be gonna be so much fun!

there will be a lot of pretty single girls there!

All the groomsmen are thinking up all the

Tom: You know, I could really go for that.

wacky and crazythings we are going to do

You dont mind being my wingman for

that night.

tonight?

B: You arent going to a strip club are you? I

Sarah: Not at all! It be fun! It will be like a

dont want you getting a lap dance from

boys night out... well kinda...

some stripper with the excuse that its your

Tom: Great! I must warn you though,

friends party.

whatever happens, dont let me go on a

A: Aw come on! Its just some innocent fun!

drinking binge. Trust me, its not a pretty

You know how these things are! We are

picture!

gonna play drinking games, get him some

Elementary The Weekend Rock Band (

gag gifts and just have a good time. Nothing

C0154)

too over the top .

B: Well, I dont know.

A: Im forming a music band.

A: Come on! If one of your friends was

B: Do you already know how to play an

getting married I wouldnt mind you going to

instrument?

her bachelorette party!

A: Uh... Yeah! Ive told you a thousand times

B: Good,because my friend Wendy is getting

that Im learning to play the drums. Now that

married and Im organizing her party!

I know how to play well, I would like to form

A: What!

a rock band.
B: Aside from yourself, who are the other

Elementary The Weekend Scary Story

members of the band?

(C0156)

A: We have a guy who plays guitar, and

A: Oh no! The lights went out! Honey can

another who plays bass. Although we still

you light a candle?

havent found anyone to be our singer. You

B: Sure. What do we do now?

told me that you had some musical talent,

A: Well, we can just talk, you know, like we

right?

used to. Hmm... I know! I'll tell you a scary

B: Yes, Im a singer.
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story! It happened to me and my dad when I

me! Go back to the underworld you demon! I

was a teenager... (fade out - fade in new

shall be judged before you can take me!

scene) I was living with my father at the

FatheTrh: e door is jammed! Stand back!

time, when he received a phone call.

Aunt Ursula! Where are you?

B: Hmm... I know! Ill tell you a scary story!

Kid: Over here!

It happened to me and my dad when I was a

B: And as we approached her, she was lying

teenager...I was living with my father at the

on the floor, with her hands and feet open

time, when he received a phone call. I was

like the Vitruvian Man, breathing heavily with

living with my father at the time, when he

bloody marks and scratches on her arms,

received a phone call.

legs and face. Remember how I mentioned

FatheHr:ello? Yes this is him. I see, Im

that she was in a wheel chair? My aunt had

sorry to hear that. Ok no problem. Ill be

been paralyzed from the neck down for just

there shortly. Pack some clothes Tony, my

over a year. After this incident, strange

great aunt is very ill and no one in the family

things would happen in the house and my

wants to take care of her. We are going to

aunt would yell and scream, according to her,

stay at her house for a few days.

warding off the evil that had come to get her.

Kid: Aunt? What aunt? I never knew you had

As the days passed, she became very weak

a great aunt!

and eventually was unable to talk. My dad

FatheWr:ell, the family doesnt talk about

had to work during the day, so I was left to

her or get near her, for that matter.

care for her. When she lost her voice and laid

Kid: Why is that?

on her death bed, I would hear her breathe,

FatheCr:ome on, we have to go.

in and out.

B: So we arrived at this old house on the

B: Until finally one day, she breathed in...

outskirts of our town. There was almost no

and never exhaled. That night, I felt relieved

one around and the house had an eerie look

that it was finally over, but it wasnt.

to it. Once inside the house, we walked to

B: I was so terrified of what I was hearing,

her room and I was surprised to find my

that I didnt sleep all night. The following

dads great aunt in a wheelchair, yelling at

morning, I went to the bathroom, expecting

someone, but we were alone in the room.

to find a mess and everything torn up, but I

FatheHr:i, aunt Ursula! This is my son Tony.

found everything exactly as it was before.

UrsulWa:hy have you come? Why are you

The movers came that same day and as we

here? Dont you know it isnt safe? My time is

were cleaning out her drawers and personal

near, he is coming for me.

items, we found strange notebooks with

Kid: Who is coming for you?

names and amounts of money written next

UrsulTah: e prince of darkness! The lord of

to them. We found pictures with peoples

the underworld, the tempter, the old serpent.

faces sewn with black or red string. And you

FatheCr:ome on, aunt Ursula lets lay you

want to know what the strangest thing was?

down. You need to get some rest. Tony, help

There was a small doll, filled with dead ants,

me lay her down.

with a strand of hair tied around its waist,

B: That night, we slept in one of the 12

and on the dolls face, there was a picture of

rooms of that big old mansion. The trees

me with the numbers: 311009. You know

outside seemed to come alive and their

what date it is today? October 31st, 2009....

shadows formed ghoulish shapes on my bed.

All of a sudden, we heard screaming.

Elementary The Weekend Trick Or Tre

UrsulAah: hh! Get off me beast! I wont let

at (C0157)

you take me! Ahhh!

A: Trick - or -treat

Kid: Dad! Dad! Something is attacking aunt

B: Tom, arent you a littletoo old to be trick-

Ursula! UrsulUa:rsula: Take your claws off

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or - treating?

Elementary Daily Life Getting Flowers

A: What are you talking about? Where is

(C0159)

your Halloween spirit?

Didnt you ever dress up in a costume and go

A: Hello sir, how may I help you?

around the neighborhood trick-or treating

B: I would like to buy some flowers, please.

with your friends?

Something really nice.

B: Of course I did, but when I was ten! Trick

A: I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is?

or treating is for kids, plus, I m sure people

B: Its not really an occasion, its more like

will think youre a kidnapper or something,

Im sorry.

running around with kids NCP at night.

A: Very well. This arrangement here is very

A: Whatever, Im going next door, I heard

popular among regretful husb ands and

Mrs. Robinson is giving out big bags of

boyfriends. It has a dozenlong stem red

M&Ms!

roses with a couple of sunflowers and a

single orchid that stands out. It includes a

Elementary Global View All Saints Day

small teddy bear to achievethe effect of

(C0158)

immediate forgiveness.
B: I think Im gonna need more than just a

C: The Day of the Dead has arrived All Souls

dozen red roses and a bear. What else do

Dayand All Saints Day!

you recommend?

A:

Your

neighbor

is

crazy. Why

is

he

A: Mmm, well this is our Im sorry I

screaming that?

cheated on you package. Two dozen red

B: Because today is the first of November

roses lined with tulips, carnati ons and lilies.

the Day of the Dead

The fragrance and beauty of this flower

A: Oh, thats right.

arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.

B: This is a very special day among many

B: I dont think thats gonna cut it. I need

cultures around the world especially in Latin

something bigger and better!

America

A: Im sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?

A: Seriously? I thought it was just like any

B: Well, I may have accidentally insinuated

other day, except for the fact that people

that she is getting chubbier .

visit the cemetery and remember their loved

A: Get out of my store you jerk!

ones.
B: Well, thats just part of it People across

Elementary Global View Health Insura

the world celebrate in different ways. In

nce (C0160)

Mexcio for example its Common to see

people building private altars honoring the

A: Hey honey, how was your day?

deceasedusing sugar skulls, preparing the

B: It was alright. I ran into Bill and we got to

favorite foods and beverages of the departed

talking for a while. Hes in a bit of a jam.

and visiting graves with these as gifts. In the

A: Why? What happened?

Philippines

or

B: Well, his son had an accident and Bill

repainted, candles are lit and flowers are

doesnt have health insurance. This really got

offered

me thinking, and I wondered if we shouldnt

the

Entire

tombs
families

are

cleaned

camp

out

in

cemeteries .and sometimes spend a night or

look into a couple of different HMOs.

two near their relatives tombs!

A: Yeah, youre right. We arent getting any

A: Whoa! Thats scary! I dont know if I could

younger and our kids are getting older.

do that!

B: Exactly! I searched on the web and found

B: Why? We should fear the living, not the

a couple of HMOs with low co pays and good

dead .

coverage. The deductibles are low, too.

A: Sounds good, although, do you think we
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can qualify for insurance? Those insurance

going on around the world on this day.

companies are real pirates when it comes to

B: Wow, I didnt know! Probably because I

money.

flunked history in school.

B: Well, we dont have any pre-existing

illnesses or conditions, so we should be fine.

Elementary Global View Social Securit

A: I wish our company or country provided

y (C0163)

us with healthcare.

A: Well that was an interesting documentary!

B: Not in a million years!

B: For sure! I didnt really understand some

Elementary Daily Life Computer Game

of the technical jargon they used in the film

s (C0161)

when they talked about social security in the

US.

A: Mark, Where have you been? Ive been

A: Like what?

calling you all morning.

B: Well, they mentioned how people put

B: Ive been playing computer games.

away money in something called a 401K?

A: What? So you blew me off yesterday and

A: Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but a 401k

today over a stupid video game? What game

is a type of retirement plan that allows

is so important that you have no time for me

employees to save and invest for their own

anymore? What are you playing?

retirement Through a you can authorize your

B: Its called Counter Strike Its a first person

employer to deduct a certain amount of

shooter game. Its awesome. Its a multi

money from your paycheck and invest it in

player game where you can go online and

the plan Everyone tries to contribute as

compete against players from all over the

much as possible so that when you retire,

world.

you can rest peacefully on your nest egg.

A: Youve been wasting your time on this? I

B: Thats interesting and logical I guess. In

cant believe it! It doesnt even look fun or

my country, we also have to contribute to a

challenging!

government run retirement fund, but most

B: My laptop is on my bed. If you think its

people dont really trust it so they just invest

so easy then get onlineand try to beat me.

in properties or things like that.

A: Fine!

A: That seems a bit unstable dont you

B: Damm it! How are you killing me with a

think?

single shot? Its not fair! I dont want to play

B: Yeah, but corrupt governments inthe past

anymore! Lets go get something to eat.

have created distrust among banks and

A: Can you bring me something? I am totally

financial institutions, so now people prefer to

hooked on this game!

have money hidden in a jar or a piggy bank.

A: Ive been thinking of doing that lately! I

Elementary Global View Veterans Day

dont want some banker to run off with my

(C0162)

money!

A: Do you have any plans for Veterans Day

Elementary Daily Life Apology Letter (

B: You mean Armistice Day

C0164)

A: Well, as you know, on November 11th

allies

the

A: Dear Mary, I come here today, in this way,

Germans, also known as the Armistice Treaty

signed

peace

treaty

with

because I need to apologize to you. I failed

This marked the end of WWI and many

you. Although I did not lie to you in words, I

countries around the world commemorate

lied to you with faces that did not belong to

this date under names such as day. In Poland

me. I never meant to ruin the friendship that

its their independence day! Theres a lot

meant the world to me. You mean the world

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to me and now I come to you asking for

B: Very well, here are the general terms of

forgiveness. If in your heart you find you

our loan policies. We pride ourselves in

cant, then I will understand and learn from

having the lowest interest rate in the country

this experience.

for personal loans.

A: You came into my life at a time when I

A: I see. So let me get this straight. If I

needed you the most. We talked about so

borrow lets say, ten thousand dollars, how

many things that I started to realize my

much will I have to pay each month?

heart and my soul could actually

B: It depends on how long you take to pay it

feel something other than hurt. You placed

back. If we lend you ten thousand dollars at

comfort where there was fear, confidence

an annual interest rate of ten percent for

where there was doubt, a shoulder where

forty eight months, you would have to pay

tears could fall and completeness where

each month a portion of the loan which is

there was emptiness. I wanted to hold onto

called the principal and another small portion

to this so badly that I did whatever it took

of the annual interest rate. This of course is

for you to notice. What I didnt realize was

considering that you dont default on a

that I could lose my entire being, all of who I

payment!

was and all that I had placed in you.

A: It sounds good but, there is just one

A: I wanted to be the one who would be

problem. I have a terrible credit score.

there when you needed to talk. I wanted to

B: That is a very serious problem you see,

be the comfort for your soul when the world

the

was too much to handle. I wanted to be

information, past loans, assets and any other

strong for you when everything else seemed

relevant information such as your credit

impossible. I wanted to love you in only the

score in order to approve your loan.

way

A: You know what? I dont really need the

you

deserved

to

be

loved,

never

realizing that I was destroying myself and

bank

must

assess

your

personal

money. Thanks anyways!

you. Somehow I needed you to be a part of

my life. The only problem was that I was

Elementary Daily Life Dr. Botox (C016

willing to jeopardize everything to get that

6)

done.

A: What are you doing?

A: All the things that I told you about how I

B: Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I

felt and how you make me feel were true.

were thirty.

Nothing else mattered to me except hearing

A: Come on! Stop being so vain. You look

the laughter in your voice when you were

great! You are beautiful!

happy. You made my days easy to get

B: Yes, I am, but I think its time for some

through and my nights peaceful; you helped

plastic surgery Im tired of these wrinkles

me look forward to another day. Even though

distance

separated

us,

just

being

and sagging skin. See?

was

A: I dont see any wrinkles or sagging skin!

enough.

You are stop beings ridiculous. Besides, I

A: Im sorry for hurting you and if I had to

think that people who get Botox, have

do all over again I would have been 100%

facelifts, or tummy tucks look weird. It

with you. Forgive me please,

doesnt look natural.

Elementary Daily Life Asking For A Lo

B:

Whatever,

think

Im

gonna

get

an (C0165)

liposuction and a nose job and some breast

implants as well.

B: Hello Sir may I help you?

A: I think you need to get brain surgery. I

A: Yes. I would like some information for

honestly

requesting a loan.

surgery. You look amazing.

53

dont

think

you

need

cosmetic

Englishpod Dialogues

B: I thought you were my friend and would

give yourself a heart attack.

support me on this! I just want to feel better

C: I cant believe they charged us dollars

about myself and feel more attractive.

each. It seems like a rip off dont you think?

A: You dont need plastic surgery to do that.

Its not like Im gonna get on these rides.

You are fine the way you are and you have

A: Whoa. . . Viper! Thats the worlds highest

guys drooling all over you! Plus, plastic

and fastest roller coaster! You go at more

surgery hurts!

than miles per hour! I wanna go on that one!

B: Really?

Can I mom please? Can I ?

A: Yeah! When I got my nose job I was black

B: Chris Im not sure you should get on that

and blue for a week!

it seems a bit too much for you and we just

had breakfast minutes ago. I dont think its

Elementary Daily Life Learning How T

a good idea.

o Drive (C0167)

A: Aww come on mom! I can handle it. I

promise

A: Ok! Im ready for my driving lesson!

I wont

ask for

anything

else!

Besides, its not like Im gonna throw upor

Should I start the car?

anything. . .

B: Hold on there Fittipaldi, first lets go over

C: Let him go Carol, hell be fine.

things one more time. Now before you even

A: Alright! Yeah! This is amazing! See how

think of starting the car, make sure your seat

high up were going? Whoa. . . mmmf mmfff

is at a comfortable position and you can grip

barf.

the steering wheel firmly. Next check your

rear view mirrors to make sure you can see

Elementary Daily Life Wedding Doubt

properly.

s (C0170)

A: We have been through this a million

times! Lets get going already! Im ready!

A: Man, Im freaking out! You gotta help me!

B: Fine start the car. now gently step on the

B: Whoa whoa take it easy, relax. Geez,

clutch and shift to 1st gear. Good, now

youre sweating like a pig! Whats going on?

accelerate gently and let go of the clutch as

A: I cant go through with this! I just cant!

u do it. There we gogood!

Im not ready for marriage! What was I

A: Im doing it! Im driving! This is awesome!

thinking? Im only thirty five years old! Ive

Lets turn some music on!

got my entire life ahead of me, adventures

B: Keep your eyes on the road! No music!

waiting! I cant settle down yet!

We are coming up to a red light, step on the

B: What are you talking about? It wasnt

brakes. What are you doing? I said the

more than a month ago that you were

brakes! Look out for those people! Get off

rambling on about how you are tired of living

the sidewalk!

the life of a bachelor and how you envy your

A: Get out of my way! This is just like

friends that have a family!

playing video games!

A: I know I know!

B: Its the police! Pull over!

B: Lets think this through. First of all, you

A: Theyll never take me alive!

cannot leave Amy at the altar. Not only will

she be humiliated and kill you, but she is the

Elementary The Weekend Roller Coast

woman that you love andthe woman of your

er (C0169)

dreams! Why would you want to end that or

jeopardize it like this? Second of all, you are

A: Im so excited! We are finally here! Six

Flags

Magic Mountain!

This is the

just getting cold feet. You know deep down

best

inside that you want to marry her, so cut the

amusement park in the world!

crap and do it!

B: Alright settle down now, youre gonna

B: Youre right. Im being crazy! Ok, Im

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ready, lets do this!

A: Thank god you are open! I have an

A: Great! Phew! That was a close one ! You

emergency!

had me going there for a minute I thought I

B: Hello Mr. Henderson what can I do for

was gonna have to slap some sense into you

you?
A: I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned

Elementary The Weekend Buying a Ca

ASAP!

mera (C0171)

B: OK, I can have it ready by the end ofthe

A:

Hello,

maam,

can

help

you

week.

find

A: No you dont understand, I need this

something?

tomorrow morning! I accidentally spilled beer

B: Yes, actually Im looking to buy a camera.

all over my wifes dress and we have a

A: Weve got a wide selection do you know if

wedding to attend tomorrow! Shes gonna kill

youd like a point-and-shoot, or something a

me!

little fancier? Are you shopping for yourself

B:

or for someone else?

Ok,

can

have

it

ready

tomorrow

afternoon, but this suit is also very stained. I

B: Actually Im buying a camera for my

cant guarantee we can remove it completely.

husband.

A: Fine! Can you also iron and starch this

A: Ah, well then Id recommend a nice entry-

shirt?

level digital SLR.

B: Certainly.

B: Yeah? Can I take a look at the SLRs you

A: Great! This is our secret! If you see my

carry?

wife, say nothing to her about this!

A: Sure thing, follow me. This here is the.

B: The Canon Eos. Yeah its ok, but Im

Elementary The Office Preparing a Bu

looking for something that performs better in

dget (C0173)

low light, has a better display panel, and

longer battery life.

A: Welcome Mr and Mrs Carnwell, please

A: Oh, ah, um the Nikon D60 is a nice

take a seat.

option.

B: Thank you.

B: Yeah, but what kit lens does this camera

A: So I understand that your family spending

come

has sky rocketed and you want to start

with?

dont

want

some

bulky

telephoto lens.

budgeting.

A: Oh, well this one has the, uh.

C: Yes thats correct. Frankly speaking our

B: Looks to me like an 18-55mm lens. pretty

household income is relatively high and we

standard, that will do. Not like my husband

have never had any money problems, but I

will be stalking celebrities or anything!

think this is the main reason as to why our

A: So, ahem, can I interest you in any acc...

spending has gone out of control.

B: Accessories? Do you carry polarizing

B: We have two kids and with allowances,

filters?

paying their credit cards, ours and not to

A: Polarizing filter um we should! Im sorry,

mention our mortgage and car payments.

maam. looks like were sold out.

With the recent economic downturn, my

B: No youre not! There are some right here!

husbands business has suffered and now we

A: Oh, well, would you look at that! Po-la-ri-

need some advice as to how we can prepare

zing filters.

a family budget.

B: Thanks for your help, Ralph!

A: I see. Well you have come to the right

A: No problem, maam.

place. First what we need to do, is determine

your cash flow. Knowing how much money is

Elementary Daily Life Dry Cleaners (C

coming in will help us allocate spending to

0172)

different
55

categories

such

as

mortgage,

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education, groceries, etc.

is always on the go, not because we have to,

B: Yes that makes sense.

but because we want to.

A: Secondly, I need you to bring all of your

B: Why?

receipts for the last two to three months.

A: We work hard and spend less time at

That way, we can determine what your

home because we are trying to provide for

average expenditures are and see which

our family with goods and services that are

category you are spending money on the

usually unnecessary.

most. Usually, your fixed costs are higher

B: I dont agree, but anyways, I think you

and we cant do much about that, but we can

should

usually trim your variable costs such as

resolution yourself.

entertainment or clothing.

A: Whats the point? We always make a new

C: Great! We will do that then! Now how

years resolution and by February we will

about we treat you to a nice dinner?

have forgotten about it. Its pointless.

A: Thats another thing. If you really want to

B: Well then maybe you should resolve to

stop spending so much money, throw away

sticking to your goals and objectives.

at least half of your credit cards!

A: What about you?

start

thinking

of

new

years

Your gym bag is

gathering dust and you still have brand new

Elementary The Weekend Getting a m

running shoes that are yet to be jogged in.

anicure (C0174)

B: Well, I would go if you kept your promise

of going to the gym with me everyday!

A: Honey Ill be right back!

A: Yeah yeah whatever.

B: Where are you going?

A: I told you already! Im going to get my

Elementary Daily Life Heating (C0176

nails done.

B: Again? You just went last week! You

spend more time atthe nail salon than you do

A: Its freezing in here! Can I turn up the

here at home! Honestly, why do you need a

heat?

manicure every week?

B: Dont touch that thermostat! You dont

A: Well, first of all, I like to pamper myself,

pay the bills around here!

and my nails look great. You should come

A: Dad! Are you serious? Whats the point of

with me!

having central heating if we cant use it!

B: Why? I dont want to have nail polish or

Look, I can see my breath!

anything like that!

B: Put on a sweater! Im not gonna let you

A: They dont only paint my nails! The

run up my heating bill just because its a bit

manicurist will remove my cuticles, file my

chilly.

nails, and apply at least nails coats of nail

A: Dad! Im gonna catch a cold!

polish!

B: When I was your age, my parents didnt

B: Yeah, sounds like something I should

have central heating like you do! We had a

definitely do.

furnace in the center of the living room and

that was it. We used it to cook, heat the

Elementary Global View New Years Re

house and even dry our clothes! We never

solution (C0175)

caught a cold. You should be grateful!

A: Did you read this? It says that the number

The Weekend Decorating a Christmas T

one new years resolution make is to spend

ree (C0177)

more time with friends and family.

B: Why would that be funny?

HUSBAND: Im home! Everyone come here!

A: Well, think about it. We are a society that

I bought a Christmas tree! Look at this

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beautiful pine tree!

Elementary Intermediate Silent Night

WIFE: Wow, its huge! Are you sure it will fit

(C0179)

inthe living room?

KID: Awesome! Ill go getthe Christmas

A: Silent night, holy night

lights!

A: All is calm, all is bright

HUSBAND: Of course it will. help me put it

A: Round yon Virgin Mother and Child

in the living room.

A: Holy Infant so tender and mild

KID: I found the lights!

A: Sleep in heavenly peace

WIFE: I got the Christmas ornaments! We

A: Sleep in heavenly peace

could also place these stockings next to the

A: Silent night, holy night

chimney.

A: Shepherds quake at the sight

HUSBAND: Great idea! While we decorate

A: Glories stream from heaven afar

the tree, we can listen to some good old

A: Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!

Christmas songs!

A: Christ, the Saviour is born

A: Christ, the Saviour is born

ElementaryDaily LifeFindingtheperfect

A: Silent night, holy night

present (C0178)

A: Son of God, loves pure light

A: Radiant beams from Thy holy face

A: Bill. Bill! You gotta help me!

A: With the dawn of redeeming grace

B: Whats wrong? Slow down or you are

A: Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth

gonna give yourself a heart attack.

A: Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth

A: Tomorrow is Christmas and I havent

bought my mom anything! Im such a bad

Elementary Jingle Bells (B0180)

son!
B: Take it easy! Lets go to the mall, window

A: Dashing through the snow

shop a little and see if there is anything she

A: In a one horse open sleigh

might like.

A: Oer the fields we go

A: Thats just it! I dont know what to get

A: Laughing all the way

her! Last year I got her a ring that was two

A: Bells on bob tails ring

sizes too big and a pair of shoes five sizes

A: Making spirits bright

too small! I suck at getting presents for

A: What fun it is to laugh and sing

people.

A: A sleighing song tonight

B: Thats where youre making a big mistake!

A: Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells

You cant just guess peoples likes or sizes!

A: Jingle all the way

Especially with clothes or jewelry. On top of

A: Oh, what fun it is to ride

that, I think that you should get your mom

A: In a one horse open sleigh

something that shows how much you love

A: jingle bells, jingle bells

her. At the same time you should show her

A: Jingle all the way

that you took the time and effort to look for

A: Oh, what fun it is to ride

something that she would really like!

A: In a one horse open sleigh

A: Yeah youre right. When it comes down to

A: Dad, dad, dad! Wake up! Its Christmas!

it, I can be pretty tacky.

B: Timmy. Its too early for this. Look, its six

B: Yeah tell me about it. I know! Your mom

in the morning! Go back to bed!

is trying to learn Spanish right? Why dont

A: No way! Santa already came and left all

you get her a gift certificate for this great

our presents! Can we go open them? Please!

website I saw called SpanishPod.

Please!

A: Now thats a great idea!

C: Of course we can honey. Bill, come on, get

dressed.
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B: Fine! Not like Santa brought me any gifts!

A: What do you think of this one?

C: Bill! Honestly, you can be such a grouch

sometimes.

B: Eh, so so.

A: Look at all these presents under the

A: And this one? Too flashy?

Christmas tree! Awesome!

B: Nah, not too flashy.

B: Alright Timmy, knock yourself out. We

A: Uhg! And this sweater from my aunt?

should get ready and head to the market to

Isnt it hideous?

buy everything for the Christmas dinner

B: I guess.

tonight.

A: Are you even listening? Im trying to have

C: Yeah youre right. Its the first time we are

a conversation with you.

hosting Christmas dinner at our house so

B: And Im trying to watch the game, but

everything has to be perfect.

youre yapping on about your new clothes!

B: I got the list right here. Ham, turkey,

A: Well I have to decide which gifts to keep

mashed potatoes, ingredients for the gravy

and which to exchange for better ones when

and of course, yams!

I go to the Boxing Day sales this afternoon!

C: My dad offered to bring the eggnog so we

B: Well could you do me the favor of making

should be set!

this quick? Its the third quarter and youve

been blabbering on since the first!

Elementary Daily Life Christmas Day (

A: Oh, your precious game. You watch the

C0181)

same game every year, and each year your

beloved hometown team loses by at least

A: Dad, dad, dad! Wake up! Its Christmas!

three goals!

B: Timmy. Its too early for this. Look, its six

B: Oh no you didnt. You didnt just insult the

in the morning! Go back to bed!

Salsbury Seals, did you? Why dont you just.

A: No way! Santa already came and left all

just go and return all of those stupid clothes

our presents! Can we go open them? Please!

and not come back until the sales are over?

Please!

A: I might just! Enjoy your stupid game!

C: Of course we can honey. Bill, come on, get

B: And Merry Christmas!

dressed.

A: Merry Christmas!

B: Fine! Not like Santa brought me any gifts!

C: Bill! Honestly, you can be such a grouch

Elementary Daily Life Winter Clothes (

sometimes.

C0183)

A: Look at all these presents under the

A: Bye, mom!

Christmas tree! Awesome!

B: Alright Timmy, knock yourself out. We

B: Wait, Jimmy, its cold outside. Put a hat

should get ready and head to the market to

on!

buy everything for the Christmas dinner

tonight.

A: Ok. Bye!

C: Yeah youre right. Its the first

B: No, wait, you will be too cold without

time we are hosting Christmas dinner at our

mittens.

house so everything has to be perfect.

A: Alright. See ya!

B: I got the list right here. Ham, turkey,

B: Hold on, with that wind, youre going to

mashed potatoes, ingredients for the gravy

catch a cold. Wear this scarf.

and of course, yams!

A: Ok, see you after school...

C: My dad offered to bring the eggnog so we

B: Oh... and ear muffs! Put these on... here

should be set!

we go.

Elementary Global View Boxing Day (C

A: Mom?

0182)

B: Yes, honey...
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A: I... I cant breathe.

to the city!

Elementary Daily Life Fresh Start (C01

Elementary The Office Business Plan (

84)

C0186)

A: Now that its the new year, Ive decided to

A: Ive had it! Im done working for a

turn over a new leaf.

company that is taking me nowhere!

B: Yeah? You finally decided to wipe the slate

B: So what are you gonna do? Just quit?

clean?

A: Thats exactly what I am going to do! Ive

A: You got it! I have a new job, Im living in

decided to create my own company! Im

a new city, with new friends! This is my

going to write up a business plan, get some

opportunity to make some small changes in

investors and start working for myself!

the way I live my life.

B: Have you ever written up a business plan

B: So what are you going to do? Take up an

before?

art class or something?

A: Well, it cant be that hard! I mean, all you

A: Well, first of all, Ive decided to stop

have to do is explain your business, how you

smoking. Its not that Im pinching pennies

are going to do things and thats it, right?

or anything, its just that Ive been smoking

B: You couldnt be more wrong! A well

since I was sixteen, and I think its time to

written

stop.

executive summary which highlights the idea

B: Im with you on that one. Anything else

of the business in two pages or less. Then

youre planning on doing?

you need to describe your company with

A: One last thing, Ive decided to come out

information such as what type of legal

of the closet.

structure it has, history, etc.

B: Its about time!

A: Well that seems easy enough.

business

plan

will

include

an

B: Wait, theres more! Then you need to

Elementary The Weekend Farm Animal

introduce

s (C0185)

services. What they are and how they are

and

describe

your

goods

or

different from competitors? Then comes the

A: Isnt this great? I always wanted to own a

hard part, a market analysis. You need to

farm, live out in the country, grow my own

investigate

food!

and

analyze

hundreds

of

variables! You need to take into consideration

socioeconomic factors from GDP per capita to

B: This is very beautiful. Though I have to

how

confess, I dont know the first thing about

many

children

on

average

the

population has! All this information is useful

farming!

so that you can move on to your strategy

A: Thats fine! Dont worry about it!

and implementation stage, where you will

B: What was that?

describe in detail how you will actually

A: Relax, it was just a goat!

execute your idea.

B: And that?

A: Geez. Is that all?

A: Its just the cows that are grazing over

B: Almost, the most important piece of

there. We can milk them later.

information for your investors will be the

B: What was that?

financial analysis. Here you will calculate and

A: Honey, seriously, Its just a sheep. Relax!

estimate sales, cash flow and profits. After

A: Relax, that was just the horses and

all, people will want to know when they will

donkeys that are in the stable .

begin to see a return on their investment!

B: You know what? I dont think I can hack it

A: Umm. I think Ill just stick to my old job

here out in the countryside. Im going back

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and save myself all the hassle of trying to

raise, but this is just not the right time.

start up a business!

A: I understand your position, and I know

that the current economic downturn has had

Elementary Daily Life Going On A Diet

a negative impact on sales, but you must

(C0187)

also take into consideration my hard work,

pro-activeness and loyalty to this company

A: Oh man! Ive been starving myself for

for over a decade.

days now and I havent lost an ounce!

B: Taking into account these factors, and

considering I dont want to start a brain

B: Are you trying to lose weight?

drain, Im willing to offer you a ten percent

A: Yeah, my friend is getting married next

raise and an extra five days of vacation time.

month and Im supposed to be a bridesmaid.

How does that sound?

I have to fit into my dress and look nice for

A: Great! Its a deal! Thank you, sir!

her wedding, but I havent lost any weight!

B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what

Look at these love handles.

companies were after you?

B: You dont have to starve yourself to lose

A: Oh, the electric company, gas company

weight. I think thats where youre going

and water company!

wrong.
A: Why? If I eat less, then my body will start

ElementaryDailyLife

eating away at my fat reserves right?

BuyingANewMobilePhone (C0189)

B: Not really. You should try to not eat foods

high in calories, salts or saturated fats. Stay

A: Hello sir, may I help you?

away from oily food and artificial flavors.

A: So you are saying that I should eat, but I

B: Yeah, I accidentally dropped my phone in

should just watch what I eat?

the toilet.

B: Yes! You can also try to reduce your

A: I see. Well, you have come to the right

intake of carbohydrates and foods that are

place. We have over one hundred models of

high in cholesterol. You can have steamed

more than twenty leading mobile phone

veggies or increase your protein intake found

manufacturers.

in chicken or fish.

B: Sounds good. I dont want it to be too

A: If I do all this do you think I can lose

expensive, maybe something mid-range.

twenty pounds in four weeks?

A: We have this new HTC smart phone. It

B: Dont count on it.

comes with the Android OS so you can

download applications. It also has a built-in

Elementary The Office Asking For A Ra

camera, mp3 player and touch screen. It

ise (C0188)

works on the 3G network so you have fast

access to the internet wherever you are.

A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

B: What about Wi-fi?

A: Of course! You can access the internet

B: Bill! Sure, come on in. What can I do for

from any hotspot as well as from home.

you?

B: One last thing. Is it waterproof?

A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an

employee of this prestigious firm for over ten

Elementary The Weekend Family Barb

years.

ecue (C0190)

B: Yes.
A: I wont beat around the bush. Sir, I would

A: Is everything ready for the big family

like a raise. I currently have three companies

barbecue tomorrow?

after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

B: A raise? Son, I would love to give you a

B:
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Yep.

The

steaks

and

chicken

are

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marinated and I also bought hamburger

Bob: Those are the headlines for today, and

buns.

now for the international weather report with

A: We should also cook a couple dozen hot

Mike Sanderson.

dogs and kebabs.

B: Yeah, good idea. We can put some lawn

Mike: Thank you, Bob! This past week has

furniture outside next to the grill. I also set

been the beginning of Armageddon for many,

up the tent outside so we can hide from the

a series of unprecedented meteorological

sun if it gets too hot.

events

A: Great! I asked Grace to bring cups and

Switzerland, a major avalanche was reported

serviettes as she is also bringing two big

in the Alps. Fortunately, no one was injured.

coolers for the beers.

Due to to the extreme cold this winter, a

B: This is gonna be a great barbecue!

blizzard has struck the US Midwest, causing

occurred

around

the

world.

In

classes in schools and universities to be

ElementaryGlobal View Daylight Savin

temporarily canceled.

gs Time (C0191)

Mike: Moving to to Latin American, Ecuador

has suffered a six month drought that has

A: Did you set your clock forward for daylight

not only affected farming, but has also forced

savings time?

the closure of the hydroelectric power plant

that

B: What? Why do we have to do that?

have not yet released an official statement.

earth. In any case, to take better advantage

Bob: Not a great week for the world! Any

of the daylight available, we compensate by

good news?

moving our clocks forward one hour.

convenient!

Mike: Im afraid not, Bob. One of the major

never

volcanoes in Mexico has erupted, causing

understood things like this, such as GMT. I

major floods and landslides in the region.

never know what time zone we are in or

Meanwhile, Mexico s coast has been hit by

when to change my clock!

hurricane Liliana and officials say that all the

A: That just stands for Greenwich Mean

seismic activity leads them to believe that a

Time. Here in California, we are in Pacific

tsunami may hit Central America, affecting

Standard Time, that is eight time zones west

Honduras, Guatemala and Panama. Thats all

of Greenwich. Remember when we were in

Beijing?

Well,

then

we

were

in

entire

reported to be in the billions. Authorities

position on the planet and the rotation of the

Thats

the

scale struck the southern region. Losses are

in the afternoon. This is basically due to our

see.

for

registered seven point five on the Richter

have more daylight in the mornings and less

electricity

country. In Chile, a major earthquake that

A: Well, at the start of the spring we usually

B:

provides

the news we have for today, but stay tuned

China

for updates on the six oclock news. Back to

Standard Time, and thats eight time zones

you Bob.

east of Greenwich!
B: Thats why it was so weird traveling from

ElementaryDaily Life

Beijing to LA! Because of the huge time

BuildingYourDream Home (C0193)

difference, even though we left Beijing at

noon and flew for more than eight hours, we

A: Mr. and Mrs. Robinson! Lets get straight

still arrived in LA the same day at noon! Its

to it. You have saved up your money for

like we went back in time!

years and are now ready to build your dream

home. What did you have in mind?

Elementary Global View Natural Disast

ers (C0192)

B: A suburban bungalow straight out of the

sixties!
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perfect

lawn

with

minimal

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landscaping. A brick patio in the backyard

A: Oh, man. I had the best supper last night.

with

My wife made a stir fry and it was amazing!

an

old-fashioned

grill,

quaint

lawn

furniture, and a swimming pool. A two-car

carport, pastel siding and a gable roof.

B: I love stir fry Crispy bite-sized vegetables

Completed with white shutters and a white

covered in a mixture of soy sauce and oyster

picket fence !

sauce. Wilted greens and fresh bean sprouts.

C: Uh, honey?

Throw in some onion and garlic and ginger!

B: In the living room we would have moss-

Mmm! Mmm! Its almost lunchtime. I would

green rugs and a fireplace with a stone

die for a plate of stir fry right now!

mantle and wood paneling on the walls. In

A: Well, you can keep the vegetables, Ill

the kitchen, the cupboards would be a pale

take the meat. The stir fry my wife made

yellow and we would have a turquoise metal

was really hearty, with chunks of beef and

oven and vinyl flooring -

slivers of bell peppers and onion...

C: Umm, sweetie, but I was thinking of a

B: What? You call that a stir fry? More meat

more modern style house. An open concept

than vegetables? Thats the worst insult you

house, all glass, wood, metal, and concrete.

could throw at a Chinese stir fry What a

B: But sweetums, there is always a lot of

disgrace to the wok she fried it in! What you

wasted space in those kinds of homes.

had is equivalent to a fajita without the

Besides, its just a fad. It doesnt have the

wrap! Silly Americans!

homey feeling the old homes do.

Elementary Global View Job Hunting (

C: Sweetie-pie its not a lot of wasted space.

C0195)

It is relaxing and the house would be ecofriendly with an in-floor heating system and

A: Woo hoo! This just might be the start of

designed to retain the heat of the sun in the

the rest of my life!

winter and keep the house cool in the

summer. We would have solar panels on the

B: What happened?

roof -

A: Im in the market for a job! I went on a

B: Do you know how much those things

website with hundreds of job listings in the

cost?
C:

What

about

your

vintage

area and browsed through them until I got

furniture,

the names of a few employers I would like to

dearest? And instead of a lawn, which is also

work for. I have the resume I wrote for

a lot of wasted space and would require

environmentally

harmful

pesticides,

English class last month and a cover letter

we

will be a piece of cake to write. Ive even

would have a fish pond in the backyard and a

done my research and found the names of

garden that would cover the whole yard so

the managers so I can address the letters

we could grow our own food!

personally. And you know I can be charming

B: But buttercup, I thought you always said

in interviews. Goodbye my penniless days!

that you loved visiting your grandmothers

Hello salary and a career!

house!

B: Ben, were fifteen. What kind of job are

C: And I thought you, Mr. Scientist, were all

up

on

saving

the

planet

with

you looking for?

your

A: Oh, just for a position as a gas station

technological advancements!

attendant. You know, starting at a simple

A: Umm well I am just going to go get some

lowly job, just like all the greats before they

coffee while you two keep discussing.

made it big in the world.

B: Uh-huh.

Elementary The Weekend Stir Fry (C01

A: But Im just in it for the money, right?

94)

How else am I going to be able to afford to

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keep taking Angela to the movies? Besides, I

where you would need to dial 911?

love the smell of gasoline, dont you?

B: If my grandpa has a heart attack!

C: If there is an accident!

Elementary Daily Life Going To The Tai

B: If a robber breaks into the house!

lor (C0196)

C: If the fire alarm goes off!

B: Pff! I wouldnt call 911 if the fire alarm

A: Welcome to Bills Fabric World. What can I

went off in my house. The only time that

do for you today?

ever happens is when were having spaghetti

for supper, and Mom burns the garlic bread,

B: I was wondering if you guys also tailor

as usual.

clothes?
A: Sure we do! We have the best tailors in

Elementary Daily Life Applying CPR (C

the country! What is it that you need

0198)

exactly?
B: Well, Im looking to get a custom-made

A: Hello everyone and welcome to our CPR

suit.

for

A: Excellent! We have the finest cashmeres

anyone know what CPR stands for?

beginners

course.

First

of all,

does

at affordable prices. How about we get you

measured? Lets start off by measuring the

B: Cardiopulmonary resuscitation!

width of your shoulders. Now, lets measure

A: Thats right! We apply CPR in the case of

the length of your arms and this bit around

cardiac arrest or pulmonary arrest.

your neck here.

B: What does that mean?

B: Can you make sure you leave a little extra

A: Well, basically if your heart stops pumping

space in the collar? My neck gets easily

blood, or your lungs stop pumping air, then

irritated.

we need to get them going again! Thats

A: No problem! Now for your pants, let me

when we have to apply this procedure. Lets

just measure your waist and the inseam.

begin! I need a volunteer.

B: You might also want to leave a little extra

B: Me! Me!

room in the waist area. I tend to gain a few

A: Alright, come here and lay flat on your

pounds over the holidays.

back. Lets suppose this young woman has

A: OK. Now you can pick your fabric and

stopped breathing. We must lift the persons

pattern design. Please follow me.

chin so that we clear a pathway for air to get

into the lungs. Then we place our mouth over

Elementary Global View Calling 911 (C

the other persons mouth and blow air two or

0197)

three times, like this.

B: Wait, what are you doing? Im a married

A: Alright class, now that were all dressed

woman! You cant just try to kiss me like

up lets see what professions you chose. Ah,

this!

I see a fireman, a police officer, a medic, and

A: Ma am Im not trying to kiss you! I am

a lifeguard! Can anyone tell me what these

trying to demonstrate how to apply CPR in

people have in common?

the case of an emergency.

B: Well, ok. But no French kissing!

B: They save people from bad things?

A: As I was saying, we blow air through the

A: Thats right! Now class, if something bad

mouth in this manner. Once this is done, we

happened and you had to get help, do you

must try to get the heart going again. To do

know what phone number you would call?

this, we place our hands over the persons

C: 911!

chest, and press down firmly two or three

A: Yes, you would pick up the phone and dial

times.

911. What are some emergency situations

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B: Wait, what are you doing! You cant just

Elementary Daily Life At The Post Offic

kiss me then go for second base!

e (C0201)

ElementaryGlobal View
A: Welcome to the National Post. How may I

LearningAboutFirst Aid (C0199)

help you?
A: Hey Joe! Where have you been these past
B: Hi, I would like to send this package to

few days?

China, and these postcards as well.

B: Ive been busy with a first aid course that

A: Very well. You will need some stamps for

I started about a week ago at the Red Cross.

the postcards and I need to weigh that

A: Cool! Ive always wanted to do something

package, too.

like that! Have you learned anything useful?

B: Great. How much is this going to cost?

B: For sure! I mean weve learned how to

A: Well, it depends. Do you want to send it

apply pressure to stop bleeding, how to

via priority, express or standard mail?

check for a pulse, and even how to apply

B: Whats the difference?

CPR!

A: Well, standard mail can take up to fifteen

A: Have you treated any real emergencies?

working days . Priority is a bit faster and will

B: Well, they took us along with some

arrive in about five to eight working days.

paramedics. There was this guy who fell off

Express is the fastest, but its also the most

his motorcycle and suffered a concussion as

expensive. It only takes three days and you

well as a couple of compound fractures. His

can track your package online.

wounds were pretty serious so they had to

B: I see. Well, theres no rush. Please send it

rush him to the hospital. It was intense!

via priority mail. Please be extra careful, the

A: I can imagine! I tend to faint when I see

contents of the package are fragile.

blood, so I think I wont be taking up a

ElementaryTheWeekend Asking For Dir

course like that anytime soon!

ections (C0202)

Elementary Daily Life Junk Food (C020

A: We have been going around in circles for

0)

the past hour! Will you just please stop and

A: Im hungry, lets grab a bite to eat.

ask for directions?

B: Sure! How about we go home and prepare

B: We are not lost! Im just taking the scenic

a couple of sandwiches?

route.

A: Nah! Lets go get a burger and fries.

A: Yeah, whatever. I told you we should buy

B: All you ever do is have unhealthy fast

that GPS that was on sale, but would you

food Pizza, fries, burgers and hot dogs! You

listen to me? No! This is so typical.

have to start eating better!

B: Fine! Ill ask this guy for directions if it will

A: What are you talking about? I have salads

shut your trap! Excuse me, sir. Can you tell

sometimes.

me how to get to Saint Marys Church?

B: Yeah right! Im serious! You should also

C: Sure! Go down Park Road. turn left, go up

cut down on your sugar intake as well. You

as far

drink carbonated drinks that are high in

as the set of traffic lights and turn left. The

fructose syrup! Its really not healthy!

place

A: Fine! Ill start drinking and having home

building on the right.

cooked meals that are low in fat. Are you

A: Thanks!

happy now?

B: See? Was that hard? If you would only

B: Its a start, but Ill be happy when I see

listen to me more often, you would be better

you stick to your promise!

off.
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are

looking

for

isthe

second

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Elementary Daily Life Calling Tech Sup

Judge: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury,

port (C0203)

have you reached a verdict?

Jury member: Yes, your honor. our verdict

Tech

guy:

Hello,

thanks

for

calling

is. . . . . . not guilty!

123TechHelp, Im Todd. How can I help you?

Client:

Hello?

Can

you

help

me?

Robert: Thank you so much! You were

great! Thank you for all your hard work!

My

Lawyer: Youre welcome Robert! I knew you

computer! Oh man...
Todd:

Its

okay

sir, calm

down.

were innocent so my job was easy. Take care

What

of yourself, okay?

happened?

Robert: Thanks once again...

Client: I turned on my laptop and it broke! I

Lawyer: Hey! Wheres my wallet?

mean, the monitor went black!

Elementary The Office Closing The Dea

Todd: Ok, sir, it sounds like you might have

l (C0205)

a virus.
Client: I dont feel sick,...let me check...

Mr. Smith: Im glad you could find time to

Nope! No fever, Im fine.

meet with me, Mr. Johnson. I cant think of a

Todd: No, your computer might have a

nicer environment for our meeting today, the

virus, I mean, it has a bad program on it.

ambiance here is lovely!

Maybe thats why it crashed. I recommend

that you run an antivirus program in order to

Mr. Johnson: No problem, if possible I

safely remove any unwanted spyware or

always combine business with pleasure. Now,

Trojans.

lets hear more about these chocolates youre

Client: Phew! . . . . . .Wait a minute,

offering.

CRASH??!! Spyware? Trojans! What? where?

Mr. Smith: Well, as you know, I have

when?!

recently become the sole distributor for

Elementary Global View Understandin

Grangers Gourmet Bon-bons here in the

g a Trial (C0204)

United States. Theyre a new manufacturer

and are looking to break into the luxury

Lawyer: Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of

market. Naturally, your restaurant sprang

the jury, My client, Robert Malone, has been

into my mind immediately. I think your brand

accused of a crime he did not commit. The

exemplifies

prosecution has accused my client of being a

Grangers and serving these chocolates would

pickpocket! I know we have heard the

really add to your reputation for providing

testimony of many people here today, . . . .

elegant, luxurious, first class dining.

people who claim the defendant, my client,

Mr. Johnson: Hmmm, sounds interesting. . .

stole their wallets. I feel sorry for these

. gourmet chocolates , where are they

victims, I really do. . . . . . . . . but my client

produced? Belgium?

is innocent!

Mr. Smith: Actually, the factory is located in

defendant

same

traits

as

Mr. Johnson: Really? I didnt think they

These so-called witnesses did not actually

the

ofthe

Scotland.

Lawyer: Lets look at the facts. . . one:

see

many

were

steal

known

for

their

luxury

chocolate

production. . .

anything. . . . . . . . . . two: When the police

Mr. Smith: Thats what makes this such a

stopped him, he did not have any of the

fantastic opportunity! The government is one

stolen wallets. There is no evidence.

hundred percent supportive of creating new

Lawyer: Therefore, Ladies and Gentlemen of

export markets and has guaranteed a low

the jury, I ask you to think carefully before

tariff for all wholesale orders of over one

giving your verdict. My client is innocent!

thousand units. Theyve also reduced the red

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tape involved at customs as well. Here, I

friends over for drinks every weekend. You

brought these especially for you, try one!

always leave a mess and keep me up all

Mr. Johnson: Oh, thanks. Mmm, hmm,

night!

creamy texture, smooth. . . .

A: Maybe you should just move out and find

Mr. Smith: Unique arent they? I bet youve

another place.

never tasted anything like it! Quality is

B: Maybe you should move out!

assured as I personally visit the factory to

Elementary Daily Life Shopping Online

make sure no ones cutting corners with the

(C0207)

ingredients. Only the cr `eme de la cr `eme

A: What are you doing?

make it through inspection.

Mr.

Johnson:

Yes,

very

interesting

B: Im just looking for a nice pillow on Ebay.

flavors. . . . . . . Slightly spicy, very unique,

thats

for

sure.

Exactly

what

ARE

A: You are shopping for a pillow online?

the

Thats absurd!

ingredients?

B: Why? I dont have to leave the house or

Mr. Smith: I have it on highest authority

browse a dozen stores to find what Im

that this traditional secret recipe has been

handed

down

inthe

Granger

family

looking for. This way, I just search for it

for

online quick and easy.

generations. Im sure you can keep a secret.

A: I see, but how do you pay for it? How do

Buttermilk, cacao beans, sugar and Haggis.

you know you arent going to be ripped off

Mr. Johnson: Haggis? Whats Haggis?

Mr.

Smith:

Its

traditional

by the seller?

Scottish

B: Well, the website handles a point system

delicacy; you take sheeps liver, heart and

lung

and

stuff

it

inside

ofthe

where if the seller does something wrong,

sheeps

people comment negatively and then you

stomach.

know that he or she may not be trustworthy.

Mr. Johnson: Ah, get back to you.

A: Wow, that sounds pretty safe. So how do

Mr. Smith: Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson?

you pay? Do you need a credit card?

Elementary Daily Life Talking To Your

B: You can use a credit card or your debit

Roomate (C0206)

card. They also let you use the PayPal

system which is really safe and fast. I have

A: Charlie, do you have a second?

never

had

any

problems

with

someone

B: Yeah whats up?

hacking my information or anything.

A: Well, I went and paid the bills today and

A: Do you think I can find a sweater for my

you still havent given me your half.

dog online?

B: Yeah I wanted to talk to you about that. I

B: You can find anything! Are you sure you

agreed we would go halves on allthe bills,

want to start shopping online though? Once

but frankly I think its unfair.

you step into this world, there is no turning

A: Unfair! Why?

back!

B: Well, you have long hair and use the

A: Lets do it!

hairdryer every morning. I dont. You leave

Elementary Global View Understandin

your computer on all night downloading

g The Stock Market (C0208)

torrents. I dont. You see what Im getting at

here?

A: Sorry to bother you sir, but I have some

A: You leave the air conditioner on day and

bad news.

night! You also take 30 minute showers

B: What is it?

which means you are using way more gas

A: Well, the stock market just took a huge

and water than me!

plunge and weve lost a lot of money!

B: Well, while we are at it, stop bringing your

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B: What do you mean? What happened?

Cindy: Mother, father, Id like to introduce

A: There are many factors that weigh in, but

you to my fianc e, Bob.

NASDAQ is down 200 points, the DOW

JONES indicator also suffered! Our portfolio

Miranda: Hello, Bob. Welcome.

is worth half of what it was worth points

Bob: Thanks for having me. Nice to meet the

week ago.

both of you. Ive heard so much!

B: How is this possible? You are supposed to

ThurstonS:o Cindy told you about bringing

be talking to our stockbrokers and making

home her last boyfriend, then? Hah, that

sure that our securities and investments are

idiot...

safe and making a profitable return!

Miranda: Shhh! Thurston, youre going to

A: I know sir! We didnt expect a bull market

scare the poor boy. Come in and have a

to become a bear market all of a sudden. On

drink. Dinner will be on in just a bit.

the other hand, you still have some high

ThurstonW: hatll you be having? Whiskey?

yield trash bonds and government bonds that

Bourbon? Pick your poison!

will give us enough liquidity to cut our loses

Bob: If you have a lemonade thatd be great.

and reinvest in emerging markets. We could

ThurstonL:emona...?

potentially make this tragedy work for us and

Miranda: Why sure, theres some in the

make us think outside the box.

fridge!

B: Do what you have to do! One other thing,

Cindy: Mother makes her own lemonade

dont tell the rest of the stockholders about

from scratch. Its the best!

this. If they find out, its the end of this

ThurstonS:o what are your hobbies, son? If

company!

you

Elementary Daily Life Office Gossip (C

tomorrow. Ive just picked up a new rifle Ive

0209)

been meaning to try out. Should be a real

want,

we

can

do

some

hunting

hoot!
Pam: Psssst! Pssssssssst! Hey! Eric, have

Bob: Um. Im not really. eh. I dont really

you heard?

hunt.
ThurstonY:ou dont hunt? Well Ill be...

Eric: Hm? No. . . go on, tell me, whats the

Cindy: Bob is an animal rights activist. He

latest office gossip?

doesnt believe in harming animals.

Pam: Well, you didnt hear this from me but

Miranda: Dinners ready! Lets go out to the

the rumor is. . . . . . . . . . is getting a

patio where the pig is roasting.

promotion!

Bob: Roast pig? Im a vegetarian.

Eric: No way! But. . . shes a terrible

ElementaryTheWeekend Playing Board

worker. . . and

Games (C0211)

you cant trust her. . . shes so two-faced

you cant believe anything she says!
Paula:

Hey

guys,

what

are

you

Jim: Hey- Why did you take that money?

two

You are such a cheater! I should send you to

whispering about?

jail!

Eric: Oh Hi Paula! How are you?

Paula: Ive got some good news! Im getting

Karen: I am not cheating. When you pass

a promotion!

go, you collect $200, Everyone knows that!

Pam: Congratulations! Eric and I were just

Jim: Well you cant just take the money. You

saying that you are the best person forthe

have to ask the bank for money. And Im the

job. . . .

banker.

Eric: Yes! Youre the best!

Karen: Banker?

Elementary Daily Life Meeting the In

Jim: Yes. . .

laws (C0210)

Karen: Can I have my $200 please?

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Jim: Sure. Here you are, $200, Thank you,

A: Have you bought a burial plot and a

please come again! Now its my turn to roll

casket?

the dice.

B: No. Wendy is being cremated. She always

ElementaryGlobal ViewLastWillAnd Tes

talked about how she didnt want to be

tament (C0212)

buried. I already chose a cremation urn and

we plan to spread the ashes in the ocean.

A: I, Luke Thompson, residing in California,

A: I see, that sounds like something she

being of sound mind, do hereby declare this

would have really liked. I am sure the

instrument to be my last will and testament.

memorial service will be tasteful. You are

doing a great job.

A: I hereby revoke all previous wills and

B: Thanks, it hasnt been easy, but luckily we

codicils.

have life insurance and Wendy left behind a

A: I direct that the disposition of my remains

detailed will that will sort out any other legal

be as follows: I am to be cremated and

matters.

taken to the summit of Mount Everest where

Elementary Daily Life Describing Perso

my ashes will forever remain at the ceiling of

nalities (C0214)

the Earth.
A: I give all the rest and residue of my

A: OK class, settle down. I have the results

estate

Thompson,

of your individual personality tests. I am

should she survive me for days. If my

going to hand them out and if youd like, you

spouse, Betty Thompson, does not survive

can read them out loud to the rest of the

me, I give all the rest and residue of my

class.

to

my

spouse,

Betty

estate to EnglishPod.
A: If neither Betty Thompson nor EnglishPod

B: Ill read mine!

survives me, I give all the rest and residue of

A: OK, go ahead.

my estate to my heirs as determined by the

B: It says here that I am adventurous,

laws of the State of California, relating to

outgoing and easy-going. It says that I am a

descent and distribution.

little superstitious and occasionally naive!

A: I appoint Robert Porter, to act as the

Thats not true!

executor of this will, to serve without bond.

A:

Should Robert Porter be unable or unwilling

accurate. Is that all it says?

to serve, then I appoint Jason Smalls to act

B: No! It also says that I am open-minded

as the executor of this will.

with great ambition but that I can also be

A: I herewith affix my signature to this will

reckless and clumsy. This is stupid!

on this the twenty third of May two thousand

A: Ok, anyone else want to read theirs?

ten

in

the

presence

ofthe

The

test

isnt

one-hundred

percent

following

C: Ill go! It says that I am an extroverted,

witnesses, who witnessed and subscribed

well balanced person. It says I am generous,

this will at my request, and in my presence.

outspoken, and very diligent. This is so true!

Elementary Daily Life Funeral Arrange

It

ments (C0213)

eloquent and daring! This is totally me!

also

says

that

am

magnanimous,

A: Pfft whatever, these tests are bologna!

A: Hi Daniel, how are you holding up? I am

Elementary The Weekend At the Deli (

greatly sorry for your loss.

C0215)

B: Its a lot harder than I imagined. There

A: Honey, we are all out of wine and cheese.

are many things that you have to to arrange.

Do you mind running to the deli and picking

I booked a time and date with the funeral

up a few things?

home, but I still have a lot of things to do.

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B: Cant it wait? Im watching the game right

Kelly: . . . . I like doughnuts.

now!

Elementary Global View Volunteering (

A: Your friends and family are coming over

C0217)

tonight and we still need to get a lot of

things.

Mark: Thanks a lot for pitching in once again

B: Fine! What do you need?

Judy, we really appreciate your help. It

A: Ok, pick up some cured meats to go with

seems that at this time of year there are

the wine. Maybe a pound of polish sausages,

more and more people who are struggling to

ham, liverwurst, salami and any other cold

make

cuts that are on sale. I think I saw a

professional

promotion for pastrami. Also get some cole

generous with their time.

slaw and a jar of olives.

ends

meet.

There

chefs like

you

arent
who

many
are

so

Judy: Dont be silly Mark, Im more than

B: Whoa wait a minute! Isnt that a bit too

happy to donate my time to a good cause.

much? I mean, how much is all of this going

Volunteering at the soup kitchen has been

to cost!

really rewarding for me. You know, its

A: Never mind that. Get some dips as well.

satisfying to provide good meals for those

Get a jar of spinach and blue cheese dip and

who are less fortunate, I feel like Im really

also some Tzatziki. If they have bean dip get

making a difference in some small way.

that as well. Last but not least, get some

Mark:

pickles.

Well,

your

skills

are

definitely

appreciated here! The people who come here

B: Is that all, your majesty?

have fallen on hard times and a delicious hot

A: Very funny! Get a move on! People will be

meal can really bolster their spirits. That

here any minute.

smells great! The needy are sure lucky to

Elementary Daily Life Health Food (C0

have you!

216)

Judy: Thanks Mark!

John: Ok darling, got some pizzas, potato

Judy: Here you go, enjoy your meal!

chips, hot dogs and lots of cheese!

Old lady: Thank you my dear, Oh this looks

lovely.

Kelly: Oh John, I thought we said we would

Judy: Youre welcome, Hello sir, today we

start eating right! Remember? Our new

have. . . . are you doing here?

healthy lifestyle? Thats all junk food!

George: Hey Judy! Ill have a little of

John: Hrumph! Right, so what did you get?

everything, thanks. . . . smells great!

Kelly: Well, healthy food , of course! I got

Judy: George, seriously . . . what are you

some whole wheat bread, skimmed milk,

doing here? I havent seen you since our

fresh fish and organic carrots. . . .

divorce was finalized. Youve got no right to

John: Organic? Whats organic? Do we need

be here, youre hardly homeless!

organic carrots. . . ?

George: Dont be like that Judy, I really miss

Kelly: They were grown without using any

your home cooking!

chemicals that are harmful to our health. And

Elementary Daily Life Divorce (C0218)

yes,
John, we need organic carrots. . . .

Je: Joanne, lets not make this divorce any

John: Oh, so organic vegetables are the

more acrimonious than it already is, okay?

green option, right?

Lets just get down to business and start

Kelly: Yup, better for the environment and

dividing this stuff up fairly, so we can go our

better for us!

separate ways, alright?

John: Wait a minute, that? . . . Doughnuts?

Joanne: Fine with me. I just want to get this

they organic doughnuts, Kelly?

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over with. Its important we make a clean

motorcycle.

break. I should have signed a pre-nup.

Je: The motorcycle? But thats mine!

Je: What was that?

Elementary Global View Baby Shower

Joanne:

Nothing!

Anyway,

youre

right,

(C0219)

theres no reason this has to be nasty. My

lawyer tells me youve accepted our alimony

A: Thank you for organizing this great baby

proposal and the division of property, as well

shower for me! Ive always been to baby

as the custody agreement- I keep the cat

showers but never actually had one held for

and you get the dog. So thats done. . . .

me! Lets get started!

finally.

B: Ok, lets start opening some presents!

Je: Lets not go there, Joanne! Ok, so lets

A: Oh look! What a great little bib for the

start with the record collection, Ill take the

baby! This will definitely come in handy! Oh

albums I contributed and you can have your

wow, you also got me a stroller! Thats so

cheesy disco albums back.

great! Thank you!

Joanne: Fine, but Im keeping the antique

B: This next one is from Betty.

gramophone as my grandfather gave it to

A: A highchair and car seat! Wow Betty

me.

thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

Je: I believe that was a wedding present to

B: One more from Carla.

both of us, Joanne. And you hardly ever use

A: A playpen and crib! Thanks Carla! This is

it!

just what I needed!

Joanne: Hes my grandfather, and he never

B: OK, thats all of them. No more gifts. Now

really liked you anyway!

who wants to guess when the baby is due!

Je: Whatever! Alright, Ill concede the silly

A: Umm. I think my water just broke! Get

gramophone, if youll agree that I get the

me to a hospital!

silver tea set.

Elementary Daily Life New Furniture (

Joanne:How typical, when are you ever

C0220)

going to use a silver tea set? Fine! I dont

want to drag this out any longer than

A: How about this floor lamp?

necessary. Whats next? What about these

old photographs?

B: Fine just get it! We have been shopping

Je: Which ones? Let me have a look. Wow,

for furniture for five hours! Im so tired!

look at that! That brings back memories. . . .

A: We still need to find an armoire and a

That?

dresser.

Joanne:Our trip to Italy! I remember that

day. We were

going

to

visit

the

B: Fine! I am going to go home and drop off

Trevi

this nightstand, coffee table and love seat

fountain, and we got caught in the rain. . . .

while you look for the rest of the things.

Je: . . . and you looked so adorable with your

A: Great! Pick me up in about an hour

hair all wet. I had to take a picture of you

because I think Ill also get a bean bag and a

standing there in that little alley, smiling and

dining set.

laughing in the rain. . . .

B: While you are at it can you pick out a nice

Joanne: Oh, we really did have fun back

recliner? I really want one so I can watch TV.

then didnt we?

A: Recliner? In my beautifully decorated

Je: Oh, Joanne, are we making a big

living room? I dont think so!

mistake? I know our relationship has been on

Elementary Daily Life Car Trouble (C02

the rocks for sometime but are you sure we

21)

cant reconcile and try again? I still love you.

Joanne:Oh Jeff! I love you too! Im so glad

A: Car trouble center. How may I help you?

we didnt have to decide who keeps the

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B: My car wont start! Stupid old car!

global warming either, or whether or not it

A: Hold on, before you kick your car lets go

was our doing or a natural change the earth

through some possible problems.

is going through, but you have to admit that

B: Fine.

were living pretty irresponsibly here in the

A: Ok, first of all, can you turn the key in the

west.

ignition?

A: I guess...

B: Yeah! I am here with my friend and he

C: I think the issue at hand is sustainability.

thinks it may be the spark plug or the starter

Weve only got this one earth we can live on,

motor.

and our resources are quickly disappearing

A: Those are possible problems, but tell me,

because of our own carelessness and our

when you turn the key, do you hear the

inability to think of anyone but ourselves and

starter motor crank?

anything but the present.

B: Yeah, it sounds like it usually does when I

B: So, like I was saying, we need to change

start the car, but nothing else happens. The

the way we live. We need to reduce our

engine wont start. Should I maybe press the

carbon footprint.

accelerator?

C: But it doesnt have to be that drastic.

A: No. If you step on the accelerator pedal

Hybrid vehicles and solar panels are too

you can flood the carburetor and your car will

expensive to be feasible right now. And we

never start.

dont have to be hippies living off the land

B: So what do you think it is?

and buying everything organic either, though

A: I know this may seem like a silly question,

it helps.

but does your car have gasoline?

B: I car pool to work everyday with some

B: Umm. yeah! Right! I got the car started!

buddies of mine. I have a rain barrel outside

Thanks for your help! I told you to fill the

my house I use to water my plants and my

tank!

lawn in the summer, and I make sure I

Elementary Global View Carbon Footpr

always bring reusable bags with me when I

int (C0222)

get my groceries. And we just started using

bio-degradable plastic made from corn oil for

A: So whats your guys take on all this

take-out orders at my familys restaurant.

global warming hysteria in the media?

Remember the three Rs? Reduce. Reuse.

Recycle.

B: Its pretty serious, man. There have been

C: Exactly, its just small simple changes, like

tons of scientific studies and the scientific

buying energy-saving light bulbs, starting a

community says that the earth is heating up.

compost bin, recycling bottles and papers,

We need to make some drastic changes to

using reusable water bottles, stop using

our lifestyle if we want to preserve our

disposable cups and cutlery.

planet.

A: Like the ones were drinking out of?

A: I dont know. It sounds like a bunch of

B: Yeah.

mumbo jumbo if you ask me. Save the

Elementary Daily Life Facial Hair (C02

earth! The earth will save itself. Its survived

23)

worst disasters in the past. I mean, honestly,

we live in the boonies. Theres no way

Officer: Ok Sally, we have an artist here to

anyone here is ever going to walk or bike to

help us.

work, especially in the winter. And we have

no bus system. My house is forty years old

Brown: Well ask you questions about the

and it would take a lot of money to get it

bank robber you saw and Paul will draw a

refitted to be green and energy-efficient.

picture. Are you ready?

C: Well I dont really know if I believe in

Sally: Yes, hmmm. Well, he had brown

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hair. . .long hair. . . and he had some facial

fingerprints on the bowls and are analyzing

hair. . . was brown, too.

them back at the lab as we speak. Hopefully,

Officer: Good! Ok, the facial hair, was it a

they will be able to identify the burglar soon.

beard or a

Detective MeGee: Hmmmm,Ah ha! Whats

Brown: mustache?

this? A strand of golden hair. . . . . . this is a

Sally: Both! His mustache was very short

very

and thin, . . . . on the top of his lip.

McGraw. It tells me the suspect has long

Paul: un-uh hmmm.. . , like this?

golden hair. . . . . . . very few men have long

Sally: Yes, thats the mustache! But the

golden hair. . . . . . . our criminal could be a

beard isnt right, mean, it didnt cover his

woman. . . . . .

whole face. . . . think it was just on his chin.

McGraw: A woman? Was she working alone?

Officer: A goatee? Was it like Pauls?

Did she have an accomplice?

Brown:

Detective MeGee: An accomplice? No, no

Sally:

Ah

yes,

thats

it,

he

had

important

piece

of

trace

evidence

McGraw, she was definitely working alone.

goatee.........

See

here,

there

are

footprints

in

Paul: Ok, what about sideburns? Did he

porridge, here on the floor. . . . footprints,

have sideburns?

tells me that our suspect is small. . . . could

Sally: Um, they were long and thick, yours!

possibly be a child.

Paul: Alright, was this the man you saw?

McGraw: A child? Surely not, sir. . .

Sally: Yes, thats him! Hmmmmm, he looks

Detective MeGee:

a lot like you.

clues, McGraw! The evidence doesnt lie!

Officer: Hmmm, why yes he does. Paul,

Now, lets reconstruct the crime. . . . . . the

where were

suspect came in, sat in each chair breaking

Brown: you on Friday afternoon?

the smallest one into little pieces. Next, the

Paul: What? Thats ridiculous! It wasnt me!

porridge. she obviously tried to eat it and

I didnt do anything.

because it was so hot, she dropped it on the

Elementary Global View Crime Scene (

floor. . . . this mess.

C0224)

footprints seem to lead upstairs. McGraw, did

We must follow

the

the

interesting. These

your officers clear the scene?

Detective MeGee: Alright, Officer McGraw,

McGraw: Well, there was no one down here.

Give it to me straight, what are we looking at

. . andmaybe we forget to check upstairs.

here?

Goldylocks: Hey! Whats with all the noise?

Im trying tosleep up here!

McGraw: Detective MeGee! Were glad to

Detective MeGee: There she is! Get her!

see you! We could sure use your expertise on

Elementary The Weekend Planning A C

this one. Its a break-in, but nothing seems

rime (C0225)

to have been stolen. We received a call from

the Bear family at

around ten thirty this

Sammy: Alright, lets run through this one

morning. They had gone out for a walk

more time from the top. I will be positioned

before breakfast and came home to this

here, across from the bank on this park

mess! Broken chairs and porridge all over the

bench. Now, according to the intel we got

place! Apparently, Momma Bear had made

from Jimmy. . .

the porridge a little too hot, you see, and

they were waiting for it to cool down.

Ralph: ah, whos Jimmy?

Detective MeGee: Okay then, lets start

Sammy: Jeez Ralph! Pay attention, will ya?

examining the evidence. . . . Have the

Jimmys our mole, you know. . . . the guy on

forensics team been in yet?

the inside. . . Hes been snooping and

McGraw:

Yes

sir.

They

found

some

passing on the info to us so we can pull this

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heist off!

mix-up with the delivery I made and take the

Frankie: Yea, Ralph, clean the moth balls

special package back here.

outta your ears and listen up. This here is

Sammy: Alright, lets get some sleep. . . its

important , you dont wanna end up back in

a big day tomorrow fellas!

the slammer, do ya? Your role is pretty

Frankie: A perfect plan, Sammy! It went off

important here, were depending on you,

without a hitch!

man.

Sammy: Lets open this up and get Ralph

Ralph: Ok, ok! Im listening! moth balls,

out here so we can start counting the

hrumph. . .

money!

Sammy: Alright then, . . . . was I? Oh yeah,

Ralph: Phew! I sure am glad to see you

ok, so Ill be the lookout. . . . here on the

guys! I was sure getting lonely with no one

bench across from the bank. Nobody moves

to talk.

until I give the go-ahead, Alright? And whats

Frankie: Thats nice, ok how much!

the goahead? . . . Ralph?

Ralph: Huh?Uh,, really, really, really glad?

Ralph: You, umm. . . ah. . . . yeah, youll

Sammy: Money, Ralph! Money!

take off your hat and scratch your head!

Ralph: Oh man, I knew I forgot something. .

Sammy: Right. When I take my hat off and

.....

scratch my head, you do what?

Elementary Global View Fundraiser (C

Ralph: I get in the box.

0226)

Frankie: Right, you get in the box. Ill make

sure its all sealed and then, posing as a

A: Ok Mark, its your turn to ring the

delivery guy, Ill drop off a special package

doorbell. I did it last time.

for the manager. Now, according to Jimmy,

the

bank

manager

is

leaving

early

B: I hate going door to door, and I hate

on

asking for money.

Tuesday cause its his wedding anniversary.

A: But we need to raise enough money for

He and the wife are having a romantic

the school fundraiser so that our class can

rendezvous in the country, so any packages

win the pizza party! You do want to have a

delivered will be left unopened in his office

pizza party, dont you?

until he gets back late on Wednesday. . . .

B: Yes, but...

Sammy: . . . . . . Which gives us access to

A: Just go already!

his office for at least Come hours. . . . Ralph,

B: No ones coming.

this is where you come in. . . . where are

A: Try again.

you?
Ralph:

Im

standing

right

next

to

B: Maybe theres no one home.

you

A: Of course theres someone home! There

Sammy, Sorry Sam, Im in the box. Right

are two cars in the driveway and I see lights

there. . . in that box.

on in the house! Hello! Anybody home? We

Frankie: . . . . what do you do once I deliver

would like to know if you want to sponsor us

you to the managers office?

in our school fundraiser. Fifty percent of the

Ralph: I stay in the box until the bank has

profits

closed, . I get out of the box.

go

towards

the

new

school

playground!

Sammy: . . . . then? What next, Ralph? Oh

B: I dont know why anyone would want

for Petes sake! This is never going to work.

whats in this catalog anyway. Its just a

Ralph: Hey, give me a chance here, fellas! I,

bunch of tacky Christmas ornaments, Cds of

um, I crack the safe . then, thenI take the

old people singing Christmas songs, and

money. . . . then I. . . ummmmm, I get back

special crackers and cheeses and boxes of

in the box.

chocolates.

Frankie: Atta boy Ralph! In the morning I

A: You dont like chocolates?

come back to the bank, say theres been a

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B: Not this kind. Theyve got weird names

uncle of course would be officiating. Well

like ganache and praline.

meet with him soon for some pre-wedding

A: Look! I just saw someone walking around

counseling.

inside! These people are being very rude!

ceremony was a no-brainer. My step-sister

A: Finally, someones coming!

and her string quartet will take care of that.

B: They dont look too happy.

My cousin will be the official photographer. I

A: Hi, sir. Would you like to sponsor us or

thought it would also be nice if his daughter

make a donation to.

could sing a solo. Did you know that shes

C: What grade are you kids in?

going to be a professional opera singer?

A: Grade seven.

A: Ah...

C: Then for goodness sake, dont you see

B: And then of course the ladies at the

this sign? Cant you read?

church would love to be our caterers for the

A: No soliciting.

banquet and well get the Youth Group to

B: What does that mean?

serve us. I was thinking that your friends

A: No idea.

band could be our entertainment for the

Elementary Daily Life Wedding Plannin

night. though they might have to tone it

g (C0227)

down a bit. Or we could hire a DJ. Your

The

music

for

the

wedding

sisters husband could get us a discount with

A: Trina, will you marry me?

that

company

that

does

the

decor

at

weddings. Whats their name again? I was

B: Yes! Yes! And yes! Jared of course Ill

thinking

marry you!

that

we

could

have

an

island

paradise- themed wedding and our theme

A: Oh Babe, I cant wait to spend the rest of

color

my life with you! I cant wait for all the

would

be

soothing

blue

like

Aquamarine.

adventures were going to have, for all the

And there will be a huge seashell on the wall

fights and the laughter. I cant wait to grow

behind the podium where well make our

old and wrinkly with you.

toasts! What do you think of small packages

B: Oh Jared! I cant wait for our wedding! I

of drink mixes for our wedding favors? Who

hope you dont mind, but Ive already chosen

else am I missing? Oh, your uncle could be

a date! Six months from now in the summer!

our florist and his wife could make our

Melissa saw you buying the ring last month

wedding cake!

so Ive had plenty of time to start planning!

A: Wow.

A: She what?

B: See? Its going to be wonderful! Oh this

B: Oh dont worry sweetie, I didnt know

wedding is going to be everything I ever

when you were going to propose. It was still

dreamed of.

a nice surprise! As I was saying, Ive got it all

A: If I survive the next six months.

planned out. Theres almost nothing left to

Elementary The Weekend Going to the

do! I wrote up our guest list and we will have

Beach (C0228)

roughly four hundred guests

attending.

A: Oh, George, what a beautiful day it is

A: four hundred?

today! The sun is hot and there are just a

B: No need to sweat it. My parents agreed to

few clouds scattered here and there! What a

pay for most of the wedding, which is going

perfect day to be at the beach! The kids are

to be low budget anyway. So roughly four

going to have so much fun! And well be able

hundred people, which means that the hall at

to relax in the sun while theyre playing.

Northwood Heights will be our reception

venue. I thought it would be nice if we had

B: It does seem like the perfect day! Im glad

the wedding at your parents church and my

we chose to get out of the city and enjoy the

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nice weather! This looks like the perfect spot!

Jacob: Theyre only forty-five dollars! And

Ok kids, put on your sunscreen while your

theyve

mom and I set up camp. Here, Mary, help me

shoelaces! Mom?

lay down these beach towels.

Mom: Ok, try them on.

A: There we go. Can you help me with the

Salesgirl: What size are your feet?

umbrella? Perfect.

Mom: He is a size nine.

B: Ok kids, heres a beach ball and a Frisbee,

Salesgirl: Well try a size forty-three on you

a pail and a shovel. I want to see an

first and see how that fits.

impressive sandcastle by the time we leave.

Mom: A what?

Dont stray too far. Wait! Leave your sandals

Salesgirl: They come in European sizes. He

here or put on your wet shoes.

should be a size forty-three. Ill be right

A: And stay in the shallow area. I dont want

back.

to see you go any farther than that sandbar!

Elementary The Weekend Gardening (

Its too deep out there and we didnt bring

C0230)

got

cool

fluorescent

orange

your floaties.
A: Ive decided to grow my own garden!

B: Youre back already? The water was too

cold, huh? Ill tell you a secret. Do you see

B: What? You dont know the first thing

that small pool of water over there? Itll be

about gardening!

warmer in there. Go see if you can find some

A: On the contrary, I have been reading a lot

seashells or catch some minnows.

of books about the subject.

A: What is that? A jellyfish? Jeremy, put that

B: Oh yeah? Tell me then, smarty pants, how

down right now! It could sting you!

will you go about setting up your garden?

B: Ah! Not onme! Ow!

A: Well, first I need to buy some things, such

Elementary Daily Life Buying Mens Sh

as fertilizer, seeds and tools.

oes (C0229)

B: What type of tools?

Mom: Hi! I am looking for a pair of shoes for

A: You know, the basics. A rake, shovel,

my son.

spade and a hoe.

B: Right. Well it seems like you have all your

Salesgirl: Sure thing! Here we are! If youre

bases covered. Whats next?

looking for dress shoes, we have several

A: Ill till the soil and then sow the seeds. Ill

different styles of Oxfords for boys. We also

then add some fertilizer and voila! Gardening

carry athletic shoes, hiking boots.

all done!

Mom: Oh Jacob, how about these sneakers?

B:

Jacob: Mom? Theyve got Velcro.

especially

Mom: Well, then how about these? What is

season and it wont rain for the next three

this style called?

months!

Salesgirl: Theyre tennis shoes. Theyre very

Elementary Daily Life Buying Womens

popular with teens and young adults.

Shoes (C0231)

Well,

good

luck

with

considering

we

your
are

garden,

inthe

dry

Jacob: Oooo, Mom, can I get these?

Mom: What are those?

Mom: Hi, excuse me Miss? Im looking for a

Jacob: Theyre Chuck Taylors! Everyone has

dress shoe. My usual pair that Ive had for

them! Can I, please?

years have finally been stretched out of

Mom: I dont know. Would they go with your

shape.

clothes? The backs are really high. and the

anymore.

way the tongue just sticks up. Theyre almost

They

dont

provide

any

support

Salesgirl: Sure, what kind of shoe are you

like a boot. And the sole doesnt look like it

looking for? Weve got strappy sandals, sleek

would have a very good grip.

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high heels, edgy pumps, or if youre looking

Precious Gem Press! Make large colorful

for something a little more practical, weve

gems for you and your friends with five

got Mary Janes, ballerinas.

special molds! Comes with the new Sparkling

Mom: Show me some classic high heels,

Brights PLAY-DOH compound in four new

please.

colors! Treasure chest sold separately.

Salesgirl: Ok, right this way. What color did

B: Wow! Mommy, can I get that for my

you have in mind?

birthday?

Mom: Black. Classic.

TV:

Salesgirl: Of course. Weve got this style

Professor X! Collect all four of these special-

here that is very popular. Because its an

edition collectible X-Men action figures and

open-toe shoe, you can wear it any time of

decide the future of mutants in our world!

the year. They look great on everyone.

A: No way! I want Professor X !

Mom:

Umm.

too

shiny.

And

Wolverine!

Jean

Grey!Rogue!

And

wear

TV: The new Collectors Edition Nursery

pantyhose with my shoes so lets look for a

Rhymes Porcelain Dolls! Little Bo Peep comes

closed-toe shoe.

with her own sheep and staff! Her clothes

Salesgirl: Ok, these are a very nice pair of

are made with the finest fabrics and real

leather shoes with a two-inch heel so they

Italian lace, and her face has been hand-

are very comfortable.

painted by our finest artists. Only $199.

Mom: I dont like the pointed toes. Let me

A: Oooo! Shes pretty! Ive never had a

take a look at what else you have. Too high.

porcelain doll before.

That one looks like the back would cut into

B: I doubt Mom and Dad would get you that

my heel. I have a high instep so I doubt that

for your birthday. She costs a pretty penny.

one will fit properly. I dont want bows. I find

Plus, youd most likely break her.

slingbacks very uncomfortable. Those might

TV: What is better than one board game?

as well be stilettos. Too modern. Ah, finally,

Three board games in one! Enjoy playing

this is what Im looking for.

Chess and Checkers on this side of the

Salesgirl: What size?

board. But if youre looking for some more

Mom: Seven-and-a-half.

fun, flip it and play the classic game of Sorry!

Salesgirl: Here we are How does it fit?

B: Thats ingenious! Why hasnt anyone

Mom: Hmmm. not good. Theyre too tight.

thought of that before?

The length is right, but the shoe is too

TV:

narrow and its pinching my toes. And thered

Squarepants wherever you go with the new

be no room for my insoles. You know what? I

Spongebob

dont think I have the patience for this today.

Yoyo! And now back to our show!

They just dont make shoes like they used to.

Elementary Global View Forex (C0233)

Now

you

can

Squarepants

take

Spongebob

Glow-in-the-Dark

Ill come back another time.

Salesgirl: Have a nice day, Maam.

A: Hey John! I havent seen you in ages!

Elementary Daily Life Toys (C0232)

Whats new? What have you been up to?

TV: Spongebob Squarepants will be right

B: Pete! Nice to see you.

back after these brief messages! Whats that

norm, you know, wife and kids and work,

on the horizon? A pirate ship! Raid villages

Ive actually gotten into doing some trading.

and find buried treasure with this new Pirates

A: Trading? You, big guy? What are you

Lego set. Build the ship and decide who rules

trading?

the sea! Har!

B: Currencies.

Well, on top the

A: Currencies? As in Euros, Dollars, Pounds

A: Cool!

and Rupees?

TV: The New PLAY-DOH Sparkling Brights

B: Its called Forex. Foreign Exchange. The

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great thing about it is that I dont have to

going to set you up with a bunch

invest a huge amount. I put in a margin

antibiotics. You will need to take these

deposit and then I can buy and sell up to 100

orange pills twice a day and these blue pills

times that much!

every evening. You will also have to take this

A: I dont understand. Youre buying and

cough medicine three times a day after

selling money?

meals. Finally, I am giving you an inhaler to

B: You got it! Just last night I made USD

use every time you feel breathless. . . just to

150!

clear up your lungs!

A: Last night?

Chloe: Whoa! So many drugs. . . . I hate

B: Yeah! Its a 24 hour market! I had bought

swallowing pills. Am I able to go to work?

some RMB earlier at a low asking price but

Doctor Evans: Absolutely not! You are

last night it appreciated drastically so I made

highly contagious! You dont want to infect

a split second decision and sold all my RMB

the rest of your co-workers do you? I

at an amazing bid! Ive also done some

recommend staying in bed for at least three

trading with CHF and AUD and HKD. Ive

days and drinking plenty of fluids so you

made

also

dont get weak and dehydrated. You can

suffered some losses. It depends on a lot of

catch up on all the latest tv shows and

factors just like any other market. In total

movies!

Ive made about USD 500 in the past few

Chloe: Ok! Would you mind writing me a

months.

doctors note for work, otherwise they may

A: Youre kidding! Im on! Where do I sign

think I am faking it!

up?

Doctor Evans: Ha-ha, sure not a problem!

Elementary Daily Life Going to the Doc

Here you are.

tor (C0234)

Now off you go and away to bed. If you have

some

good

profits

but

Ive

of

any questions just give me a call! Feel better

Doctor Evans:Good afternoon Chloe, Im

soon and take care.

Doctor

Chloe: Thanks doc, bye!

Evans.

What

seems

to

be

the

problem?

Elementary The Office Interview Skills

Part 1 The Introduction (C0235)

Chloe: Hi, Dr Evans. Thanks for seeing me

on such short notice. When I woke up this

Mr. Parsons: Come in.

morning I had a really sore throat and a

really bad cough. I think I am coming down

Rebecca Carlyle: Mr Parsons ?

with the flu.

Mr. Parsons: Ah, you must be Rebecca.

Doctor Evans:Ah I see, yes you do sound

Please do come in.

rather croaky. Well lets have a look, shall

Rebecca Carlyle: Thank you for making

we? Could you please open your mouth and

some time to see me Mr Parsons. Its a

say ah.

pleasure to meet you finally.

Chloe: Ahhhhhhhh

Mr.

Doctor Evans: Good, yes, your tonsils are a

Rebecca.

little swollen and red. How are your ears,

Have a seat please . Now would you like any

blocked at all?

refreshments? Tea or coffee?

Chloe: A little actually. My sinuses are a little

Rebecca Carlyle: A coffee would be lovely

blocked up as well I really feel terrible.

thank you. Black, no sugar.

Doctor Evans: Ok Chloe, can you please

Mr. Parsons: No problem. Sally can we have

breathe in and out slowly for me while I

two coffees please One, no milk or sugar?

listen to your chest? You really are all bunged

Sally: Certainly Mr Parsons .

up, you dont sound too good at all. Ok Im

Mr. Parsons: So Rebecca, I understand you

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Parsons:

The

pleasures

all

mine

Englishpod Dialogues

had a first interview with Miss Childs last

Elementary Daily Life Morning Routine

week.

(C0237)

Rebecca Carlyle: Yes thats correct. She

filled me in onthe details ofthe job onthe

Jacob: Stephanie!

telephone.

school? But you were up and about when I

Mr.Parsons:Great.Well, Im glad to say she

left the dorm this morning! That was about

recommended you for a 2nd interview, and

an hour and a half ago. This happens all the

here we are. Perhaps we can start by

time! Why do you always take so long to get

discussing

ready the morning?

your

background

and

resume

details a little?

Did

you just

get to

Stephanie: Its a skill. What can I say? I

Rebecca Carlyle: Yes , of course.

dont know why, I just have a long routine.

Elementary Daily Life Trying To Sleep (

Jacob: Please explain because it makes no

C0236)

sense to me. How can a girls routine be so

Jill: Alex, whats up with you? You look

complicated? You get up, you shower, you

dreadful!

get dressed , you brush your teeth, youre

out the door. Half an hour, tops.

Alex: Hey Jill, I dont know. Ive been having

Stephanie: Jacob, you have the luxury of

trouble sleeping these past few weeks. I

having a haircut that rarely needs styling. I

usually lie in bed for hours trying to get to

dont. I have to set aside about an hour and

sleep . Ive tried stretching and different

a half to get ready in the mornings. Every

breathing techniques before going to bed .

day, I wake up and head straight for the

Ive tried eating and not eating different

shower. Every second day, I wash my hair. If

foods. Ive even tried counting sheep! And

its a hair-washing day, I frequently need to

then when I finally get to sleep , I have these

wash my hair twice because it gets really

really disturbing nightmares, so I usually

oily. Then I usually put in a conditioner and

wake up in a panic and more tired than

have to rinse that out too. Because my hair

before I went to sleep .

is so long, I seldom manage to take a shower

Jill:

Wow,

maybe

you

should

get

that

in under twenty minutes. Afterwards, I often

checked out. Maybe youre stressed?

put on a pot of coffee and get dressed while I

C: Just take some sedatives! Works for me!

wait for it to brew. I take a long time to get

Every so often having some melatonin on

dressed in the morning. Every now and then

hand helps me when I have trouble sleeping.

I remember to choose my outfit the night

It works on all kinds of sleeping disorders.

before , but usually I do it in the morning. In

Its the stuff pilots use to regulate their

all, getting dressed takes about half an

sleeping patterns.

hour , at which time my hair is now semi-dry

Jill: I heard of that. But does that apply to

so then I have to style my hair. From time to

Alexs situation?

time Ill put my hair up, but oftentimes I

C: Ya sure, why not? Sounds like he only has

blowdry it straight. And then, because of the

transient insomnia since its a recent thing so

texture of my hair, I regularly have to flat-

taking melatonin do the trick.

iron it to keep it from frizzing. Thats another

Jill: But shouldnt he be looking into WHY its

twenty minutes or so. After that, I have my

been happening?

daily makeup routine.

C: Well arent you the little psychologist? Our

Jacob: True, I hardly ever see you without

buddys having trouble sleeping, its easy and

your hair done and your makeup on, even

curable. Its not something freakish like if he

when you show up to class in sweatpants.

was a sleepwalker.

Tell me, how long does it take you to choose

Alex: Well, theres that too.

that outfit in the morning?

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Stephanie: Not funny.

ten years of experience in the adventure

Elementary The Office Interview Skills

tourism and sports field . Let me show you

Part 2 Discussing Your Background (C0

some options. This is our most popular

238)

choice, our river guides will take you on a

whitewater rafting trip followed by a ride in a

Mr. Parsons: Now, Miss Childs passed on

hot air balloon !

your resume to me and Ive had the chance

B: I dont really think Im ready to throw

to look it over and I must say Im quite

myself down a river full of jagged rocks in a

impressed.

rubber boat or go up in the air in a wicker

basket held up by an oversize balloon. What

Rebecca: Thank you very much. Ive tried to

else do you have?

keep it short and clear. If theres any

A: Well, in that case, we can take you hang

questions please feel free to ask me.

gliding

Mr. Parsons: Well yes, I do have a number

with

one

of

our

experienced

instructors. Its the closest you can get to

of questions, but perhaps first you could give

flying.

me a brief overview Id like to get a little bit

B: What? You mean strap myself to a flimsy

of an idea of your background.

kite? No thank you! Next!

Rebecca: yes of course. Well as you can see

A: Mmm. ok. Well, why dont you tell me a

from the resume Im up and grew up in

little bit more about what you would like? We

Brooklyn, New York, although our family

have everything from mountain biking, to

moved to London when I was quite young, at

rock climbing to street luge.

around rook.

B: Im thinking something exciting but. safer.

Mr. Parsons: Ah I see, so you were actually

A: I have the perfect option, this package

educated in Europe?

will take you on a hiking trip through the

Rebecca: yes precisely. Although I was born

Himalayas for three days and afterwards

in the US, I would definitely call London

theres a dog sledding journey!

home. But as you see Ive actually spent a

B: Thats more like it !

lot of my life moving from country to

Daily Life Getting A Pet (C0240)

country. My Father was inthe oil business

before he retired so we also spent a number

A: We have been over this a hundred times !

of years in Saudi Arabia too.

We are not getting a pet!

Mr. Parsons: Very interesting. So it seems

you had quite an adventurous childhood.

B: Why not? Come on! Just a cute little

Rebecca: Absolutely! We were never still for

puppy. or a kitty!

too long. But now Im really looking to settle

A: Who is going to look after a dog or a cat?

down.

B: I will! Ill feed it, bathe it and walk it every

Mr. Parsons: I see. Okay, well lets move on

day! We can get a Labrador or a German

to discuss your education shall we?

Shepard !

Rebecca: Sure.

A: What if we want to take a vacation ? Who

Elementary The Weekend Adventure S

will we leave it with? Plus, our apartment is

ports (C0239)

too small for that breed of dog.

B: Ok. How about we get a cat or a ferret!

A: Welcome to Adventure Tours . How may I

A: Were planning on having children soon, I

help you?

dont think those animals are a good idea

with a baby in the house.

B: I want to book a tour with adventure

B: Fine! Lets get a bird then! We can keep it

sports .

in its cage and teach it to talk! A parrot

A: Excellent! Our company has more than

would be awesome!
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A: Ill tell you what, I can get you some

work on keeping the rhythm steady when

hamsters and well take it from there .

you play the last part with the sixteenth note

B: Yay!

. Now lets take a look at this tricky section.

Cody:

Charles?

Before

start

was

The Office Interview Skills 3 Educatio

wondering if it was ok if I put a small

n Background (C0241)

crescendo in here and then decrescendo

back to pianissimo again over here?

Mr. Parsons: Now, if I look here I see that

Charles: It might work. Ill have to hear it .

you completed a BA in English?

Show me what youve done. Not bad , not

bad .

Rebecca: Yes, thats right. After graduating

Cody: It was horrible! I played play it much

from high school in New York I attended York

better at home!

University in the UK. My major was English,

Just play the right hand for now. One two

and my minor was business studies . I

three four five six, ta ti tri-ple-ti. Good, good.

completed my BA in 2004.

Dont

Mr. Parsons: Yes, Im pleased to see that

Yes

thats

right.

Ive

it

looks

like

The

key

tempo for this piece is andante.

Cody: Is that better?

us to succeed academically.
Well,

accidentals!

clef. Youre going too fast. Remember the

a bookworm, but my father always pushed

Parsons:

the

but now its a G-natural. Now add the bass

always

enjoyed studying. My friends say Im a bit of

Mr.

forget

signature says that note should be a G-sharp

you also got a distinction.

Rebecca:

Charles: Its just nerves.

Charles: Yes, much better. Watch where you

his

lift your foot off the pedal. What was that?

encouragement paid off Rebecca. So how

Cody: Sorry! The stretch for that octave is

about extracurricular activities at University

always hard to make.

Rebecca: Well Ive always been keen on on

Charles:

writing, so I became the editor for the

Thats

ok,

keep

going,

youre

moving ahead by leaps and bounds . Watch

University student magazine, which I really

your dynamics! Keep your elbows lifted.

loved. Also I volunteered for a group called

Remember to stroke the keys, dont pound.

Shelter, to help the homeless in York.

Thats better! Remember that as a pianist or

Mr. Parsons: What did that involve?

any other musician, your technique will be

Rebecca: Providing warm meals and shelter,

what separates you from the pack just as

especially in the winter months . I found it

much or more so as your musicianship.

really fulfilling to be part of that group .

The Weekend Talking to a Travel Agent

Mr. Parsons: Im sure. Okay, now lets move

(C0243)

on to your work experience, shall we?

A: Welcome to Perfect Getaway Tours . How

Rebecca: Yes, okay.

can I help you?

Global View Learning The Piano (C0242

B: I would like to plan a surprise getaway for

me and my wife.

Charles: Hi Cody, how did practicing go this

week?

A: Very well, we have a couple of different

options such as beaches, the wilderness, the

Cody: Well I had several tests and an oral

countryside or even going to a spa for the

presentation this week so I didnt get a

weekend.

chance to memorize the second page, but I

think I mastered the tricky section.

B: I think something in the countryside

would be nice.

Charles: Great! Warm up with some scales

A: Perfect! This package includes round-trip

and arpeggios first. Good, good. This week,

flights to New Hampshire . A free airport

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pick- up is included. Our VIP limousine will

section of the newspaper. I really enjoyed it

pick

there, and it really helped me build my skills.

you

up

and

provide

you

with

complimentary champagne and finger foods

to

soften

the

thirty-minute

ride

to

Mr. Parsons: Yes I see. But you decided to

the

countryside.

leave them in 2006 right

B: Sounds good! What is the hotel that we

Rebecca: Yes, thats right. My husband and

will be staying at like?

I moved to London, and so I managed to find

A: That is the best part. Your hotel is actually

a position with a National newspaper based

an old country villa that has been restored

in London

and refurbished to accommodate a maximum

Mr. Parsons: The London Weekly right

of that is guests. You will enjoy an intimate

Rebecca: Yes, in some ways it was a step

and private time in this very spacious and

down from my previous job but it did offer

warm N Included in the price is three meals a

me much better prospects for the future.

day, excluding beverages. You can choose to

The Weekend Getting A Subscription (C

eat at the fabulous restaurant that offers a

0245)

stunning view of the lush, green gardens. If

A: Good afternoon Maam, My name is Mike

you prefer, your own private butler can

and I am selling subscriptions to all sorts of

arrange your meal to be served in your room

periodicals.

or outside on our terrace.

B: No thank you, I am not interested.

B: Wow! This sounds like something my wife

A: Please maam , if you could spare five

would really enjoy! Are there any outdoor

minutes of your time, I am sure we could

activities we can take part in ?

find something that interests you!

A: Of course! The hotel has a stable with

beautiful

stallions

for

very

romantic

B: I wish I could, but Ihave to walk the dog

horseback ride along the country trail. You

and finish cooking so if you would excuse

can also go fishing to the nearby lake or visit

me.

the local vineyard.

A: We have a great variety of magazines all

B: Im sold ! I want to book this trip. I dont

about cooking! This one for example, is a bi

care what it costs! Money is no object !

monthly publication with recipes from all

The Office Interview Skills 4 Talking A

over the world!

bout Work Experience (C0244)

B: Wow, that would be kind of useful, do you

Mr. Parsons: Right Rebecca. Now I see that

have any other cooking magazines?

after graduating from University your first

A:

job was.......

experience

in

quarterly

publications.
A: You mentioned you have a dog, most pet

good first step.

owners sign up for this weekly newsletter

Certainly. And

after

that has information on dog care, pet shops

your

and even pet sitters!

internship
Rebecca:

is

B: Wow, this is nice! Ok, sign me up for both

the

journalistic world, and this seemed like a

Mr. Parsons:

one

decorating ideas!

an intern in the beginning. I was really keen

some

This

color pages of recipes and also many home

York Herald. Actually, I started with them as

getting

do!

publication, but each issue has over 200

Rebecca: For a local paper in York called the

on

Sure

B: That is exactly what I needed! What else

They

seemed

impressed,

do you have?

and

offered me a position as a junior local news

A: Well, I also have....

reporter. I ended up staying two years there

Daily Life At The Train Station (C0246)

actually. I was in charge of the sports news

A: Hi, I would like to purchase a one way

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ticket to Brussels please.

Mr. Parsons: Wow, a real step up!

B: Certainly sir, this is our train schedule. We

Rebecca:

have

every

restaurant and food reviews mostly. I spent

morning and an overnight train that departs

restaurant years in that position, but to be

at nine pm.

honest it wasnt an area of journalism I

an

express

train

departing

Yes

was

responsible

for

wanted to stay in long-term.

A: How long does it take to get there?

Mr. Parsons: I see, so why did you decide

to leave finally?

B: About twelve hours. We currently have

Rebecca: I just felt that the paper couldnt

tickets available only for first class on the

offer me any new opportunities. I really

express train. If youd like, you can choose a

needed a more challenging role to be honest.

sleeper on the overnight train which is a bit

Daily Life Dinnerware (C0248)

less expensive.

A: Honey can you set the table?

A: Yeah, I think that is the best option. Do

B: Um, sure. What are we having for dinner?

you serve food on the train? Twelve hours is

Do I need to put out anything in particular?

such a long time!

B: Yes of course. There is a dining car

A: Well, make sure to put out the pepper and

towards the front of the train where they

salt shakers. I dont know if your brother is

serve meals at all times. We do provide

coming tonight so set an extra place mat just

complimentary water and coffee for all of our

in case.

passengers.
A: Great! Ill take it.

B: Ok, should I use the fancy silverware?

B: Here you are sir. Your train leaves from

A: Yeah go ahead, forks, spoons and knives.

platform number nine at nine on the dot.

I roasted some meat so be sure to put out

Remember to be here at least thirty minutes

some steak knives as well.

before your scheduled departure time or else

B: Ill also set some cups and saucers for

you might miss your train!

some coffee after dinner.

A: I understand. Thank you very much !

A: Honey? Have you seen our soup bowls?

B: Have a great trip.

B: They are in the cupboard where you keep

The Office Interview Skills 5 Discussi

the gravy boat and serving dishes. Just be

ng Reasons

careful because the wine glasses are also

For Leaving Previous Position (C0247)

there.

Mr. Parsons: Okay, now Id like to find out

A: Oops!

more about your last job. I see you spent

The Weekend Making A Sandwich (C02

almost four years at the London Weekly , is

49)

that right?

A: Welcome to our show! Today, I am going

to show you how to make the perfect

Rebecca: Yes, thats right. To be honest, the

mouthwatering sandwich! Are you ready?

first year was quite tough for me. I was

Lets get started !

really just treated more like an intern. I

A: Lets start with the basics :bread. Bread is

didnt have many responsibilities and I found

an important ingredient here. You need to

it quite frustrating.

remember one
according

Mr. Parsons: So, what changed?

thing
to

-choose
the

the

bread

following

criteria :freshness, crumb and color. If you

want a closed sandwich I recommend you

Rebecca: Well slowly but surely I proved

first toast your bread in a toaster or oven, or

myself, and the new editor liked me so he

grill it slightly until it gets a light brown color.

promoted me to features writer .

A: Now that our bread is ready, lets talk

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about the ingredients ! Of course, each

passion.

I'm

really

passionate

about

persons palate is different, but Im going to

journalism and passionate about my career.

give you a few tips that youll be able to use

when turning any sandwich into the perfect

Rebecca: Well I believe Im a good team-

sandwich. I would strongly recommend you

player,

put fresh vegetables in your sandwich.

independently. Im very enthusiastic and ,

A: Do not undervalue them as they play a

well I hope my colleagues would agree, Im

big role in forming the taste and will make

fun to work with.

the sandwich more refreshing and light. The

Mr. Parsons: What would you say is your

best choices here are evident- cucumbers,

most positive quality?

tomatoes, onions, sweet pepper pepper or

Rebecca:

chilli, lettuce and, of course, herbs- you cant

question. But I would have to say my

go wrong with them. As for aubergines,

passion.

mushrooms

would

journalism and passionate about my career.

recommend you first grill them slightly with a

The Weekend Buying Makeup (C0251)

little touch of olive oil.

A: Im hungry, lets go grab a bite to eat.

A: Last but not least, we have a wide variety

B: Yeah me too. Oh! Can we stop at the shop

of condiments that we can add to our perfect

really fast? I lost my makeup bag at the

sandwich. We can be subtle and just add a

airport and I want to pick up a few things.

and

asparagus,

touch of salt and pepper, or we can combine

can

Hmmmmm,
Im

really

also

thats

work

passionate

well

tough
about

A: Will you take long?

mustard sauce, mayonnaise, ketchup or even

caviar to achieve a stronger flavor! Its

B: No! Five minutes I promise!

always a good idea to cut your sandwich in

A: Come on! We have been here for almost

triangles or manageable pieces to avoid all

an hour! I thought you said you were only

your ingredients falling out and staining your

going to get a few things! How long does it

shirt!

take you to pick out a lipstick and some nail

A: Thats all the time we have for today, but

polish!

join us next time where well be going over

B: Are you crazy! You have no idea what you

how to make the perfect lasagna! Till next

are talking about! Just for my eyes I have to

time!

get eyeliner, an eyelash curler, eye shadow,

The Office Interview Skills 6 Describin

an eyebrow pencil and mascara. Then I need

g Ones

to get foundation, liquid foundation.

Strengths (C0250)

A: Whoa whoa whoa! Are you nuts? How

Mr. Parsons: Okay Rebecca. Now youyouve

much is all this going to cost? Im looking at

given me a good idea of your work and

the price at each one of these little things

academic background, but what about you as

and

a person? How would you describe your key

its outrageous! This

is basically

crayon!

strengths?

B: What about you? You spend as much or

more money on your razors, after shave,

Rebecca: Well Mr. Parsons, as I mentioned

before

but

Im

someone

who

needs

cologne and gel! Not to mention how much

new

you spend on clothes and...

challenges. Im really focused and hard hard-

A: Fine! Get the stupid thirty dollar crayon!

working. I think my academic results prove

Global View Contraceptives (C0252)

this.

A: Alright, settle down everyone. As part of

Mr. Parsons: Yes, true, but how about other

this schools curriculum well be covering sex

personal

ed this week.

qualities?

Hmmmmm,

that's

A: Now I want everyone to take this class

tough question. But I would have to say my

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seriously, sexual education is very important

Rebecca: Well as I mentioned before, I do

and I want you to ask as many questions as

tend to get frustrated if I dont see progress

you can think of. Remember, there are no

in my work or career. I suppose Im quite a

stupid questions here.

restless character. My father always taught

me to be a high achiever so.

B: Miss Carlton? What exactly is sexual

Mr. Parsons: So would you say if things

education? Are you going to teach us like

dont go your way at work it could easily get

Kama sutra stuff like that?

you down?
Rebecca: Well, in a way yes. But I must say

A: No Jason, thats not exactly what sex ed

that even if Im not completely happy in my

is. Basically, we will talk about sexually

work I always give 110% I would never shirk

transmitted diseases, contraceptives and how

my responsibilities. I suppose sometimes

the male and female bodies work.

Iexpect too much too soon.

B: My older sister is in college and she takes

Mr. Parsons: Well, you know journalism is a

what she and her friends call the pill. I never

highly competitive world, so you do need to

really understood what that is, but I know it

keep pushing yourself its true. Okay well lets

has to do with sex or something.

move on to talk about the job position here

A: Good point Jason! This will be the topic of

our

first

class,

contraceptives.

As

shall we?

you

Rebecca: Yes please.

mentioned, the pill is one of the many that

The Weekend Making Breakfast (C0254

exist. The birth control pill is taken daily by a

woman

in

order

to

prevent

unwanted

A: Smells good! Whats for breakfast?

pregnancy, but it does not protect her from

B: Well, since we are getting up so late, I

contracting STDs from an infected person.

decided to make a big breakfast!

Another popular method is using condoms.

This is probably the best method if you have

A: Nice! Brunch!

sex, since it not only prevents a woman from

getting pregnant but also protects both from

B: Kind of, so I made scrambled and soft

STDs. Yes Jason?

boiled

B: What are condoms made out of? How

buttermilk pancakes!

exactly is it that a woman gets pregnant?

A: Wow! You really went all out! Did you

A: Condoms are usually made out of an

make any coffee?

elastic material called Latex. As for your

B: Yeah, just the way you like it! I also put

other question, thats a whole new class.

out some cereal and muesli if you feel like

The Office Interview Skills 7 Describin

having something more light.

g Ones

A: Looks good! Ill squeeze us some fresh

Weaknesses (C0253)

orange juice.

Mr. Parsons: Okay Rebecca, well I think

B: Get the jam and butter while you are in

youve given me a clear impression of your

there! Oh! And dont forget the syrup!

positive qualities, but lets talk a little bit

Global View The Miracle Of Life (C0255

about your weaknesses.

eggs,

some

french

toast

and

A: Continuing with our class, today we are

Rebecca:

Okay,

well

its

always

more

going to study briefly the miracle of life.

difficult to describe them isnt it?

Many of you may think you already know

how babies come to be, but I am sure that

Mr. Parsons: Definitely, but if you had to

some of the things that we will be talking

pinpoint one weakness what would it be?

about today may surprise you. Billy can you

turn on the projector please? Thanks. Ok,
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does anyone know what this is?

A: Well, the egg will be fertilized within about

B: Looks like a goat head to me!

24 hours of its release. The genetic material

from the sperm combines with the genetic

A: Nice try, but this is a womans womb

material in the egg to create a new cell that

which contains her uterus and ovaries. The

will rapidly start dividing. The woman is not

ovaries are packed with eggs and each

actually pregnant until that bundle of new

month during the middle of the menstrual

cells, known as the embryo, travels the rest

cycle, the ripest one will be sucked up by one

of the way down the fallopian tube and

of the fallopian tubes. This is called ovulation

attaches itself to the wall of her uterus. Any

and the exact time of ovulation depends on

other questions? Then lets move on.

the length of your cycle. In an average 28

The Office Interview Skills 8 Discussi

day cycle, ovulation will most likely happen

ng Salary and Benefits (C0256)

between the 12th and 15th days, counting

Mr. Parsons: Okay, well Im sure you have a

day 1 as the first day of your last period.

number of questions to ask me regarding the

position.

B: Thats amazing! So each month, the

woman produces these eggs and then waits

Rebecca: Yes, well Miss Childs did give me

for them to be fertilized?

an overview of the position over the phone,

A: Actually, every woman is already born

but there were some details Id like to clarify.

with over four hundred thousand eggs! Some

will start dying off immediately and others

Mr. Parsons: Well feel free to ask me

released during her fertile period.

anything, and Ill try to fill in the details.

B: What about the guys? I know they

produce sperm and stuff.

Rebecca:

A: Thats right! The mans body has a tiny

remuneration package?

factory that produces sperm twenty four

Mr. Parsons: Yes of course. Thats quite an

hours a day! Each ejaculation will release

important point isnt it? As a junior sub editor

about a hundred million sperm so the factory

we offer a starting salary of 150,000 HK

is always pretty busy. The sole purpose of a

dollars per annum. This doesnt include a

sperms life is to fertilize the womans egg.

generous housing allowance also.

B: So, then we basically need to put one-

Rebecca: I understand. And are there other

and-one together so we can have babies

bonuses included?

right?

Mr. Parsons: Well apart from full health

A: Yes, the man will have an orgasm during

insurance we do offer a company staff bonus

intercourse and ejaculate sperm and semen.

scheme linked to readership numbers. But

Now this is where the race begins and all

we could go through all the details of that at

those millions of sperm will race and swim

a later date.

from the cervix, through the uterus to the

Rebecca: Well Mr. Parsons, I am flexible

fallopian tubes. This could take anywhere

when it comes to salary. The opportunity to

from forty five minutes to twelve hours! Not

work in Hong Kong for you is the most

all of them make it, since some go the wrong

important thing for me.

way and get lost or simply die. Many will

Mr. Parsons: Excellent. Well, what other

actually reach the egg but only one will

questions do you have Rebecca?

penetrate

Global View The World Cup (C0257)

it

and

fertilize

it.

Once

this

Could

first

ask

about

the

happens, the egg instantly changes and

A: What are you doing?

creates a protective shield once the sperm is

B: What am I doing? What am I doing? Dont

safely inside.

you know what day it is?

B: And then? Thats it?

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A: Ummm. no.

Jennifer she had to drop me off before ten,

but she wouldnt leave the party!

B: Its only the day when the worlds biggest

A: I dont care! You are grounded for life

sporting event is kicking off.

mister!

A: What?

B: Mom! That is so unfair!

B: The World Cup! The first match is today!

A: You know the rules and you broke them.

Its Mexico vs. South Africa! Its going to be a

No allowance and no TV for a week. I usually

really good match! Both teams have a very

never ground you but this time I have to put

strong offense and have skilled players. I

my foot down!

think

B: What! For being a couple of hours late?

that

South

Africa

will

probably

dominate the first half since they are the

You have to be kidding!

host country, and all.

A: I dont want to hear it! Now go to your

A: I have no idea what youre talking about.

room!

The only sporting event we watch at home is

About The Position (C0259)

the Super Bowl.

Rebecca: Could you tell me a little about the

B: This is bigger than the Super Bowl, man!

organization?

Teams from 32 countries compete against

For example, how big is your

each other every four years and fight to win

that trophy. They first start in a group stage

workforce here?

with bigger groups, each group having 4

teams. The top 2 teams pass on to an

Mr. Parsons: Well in total we have around

elimination stage before going on to the

150 employees based in Hong Kong with

quarterfinals and semifinals.

another 400 in our head office in Beijing. The

A: Sounds interesting, but soccer doesnt

news desk staff in Hong Kong comprises

really appeal to me.

around 80 staff.

B: Are you kidding? Over seven hundred

Rebecca: I see. And how about the working

million people watched the final match of the

hours?

World Cup! Its a very exciting and nerve

Mr. Parsons: Well, as you know Rebecca, in

wracking sport! Each nation is cheering on

journalism work hours are not exactly 9-5.

their team, hoping they will become the next

You could be on call at any time. We do have

champion. So far Brazil is the team with the

to work very unsociable hours at times.

most titles under their belt; theyre really

Rebecca:

good!

Parsons, so thats not really a shock for me.

A: All I know about soccer is that you cant

Mr.

use your hands and that players are always

understand that.

falling down, trying to get a free kick or

Rebecca: And when do you need to fill the

penalty kick. It seems like a sissy sport to

vacancy, Mr. Parsons?

me!

Mr. Parsons: Yesterday! But no, we are

B: Whatever dude, Im going to go watch the

hoping to start from the beginning of next

opening match.

month.

Daily Life Youre Grounded! (C0258)

Rebecca: That sounds ideal.

A: Do you know what time it is?

The Weekend Guns (C0260)

B: Um. Ten?

A: Hey Nick, what are you up to?

Well

I am used to that

Parsons:

Good,

as

long

as

Mr.
you

B: Not much, just heading over to the

A: Get in this door young man. Its midnight,

shooting range. You wanna come?

you are two hours past curfew.

A: Seriously?
B: I know, but it wasnt my fault! I told

You mean to

weapon? I dont know man.

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fire a real

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B: Yeah it will be fun! I have a 9mm pistol

ing The Interview (C0262)

that is really easy to shoot. I also have a

Mr.

revolver thats really fun too! They have big

anything else you need to know for now?

targets at the range that we could use to

Rebecca: I dont think so Mr. Parsons. I

practice and improve your aim.

think you have covered all the main points

A: Yeah that would be cool! Maybe I can also

for me.

Parsons:

Well

Rebecca,

is

there

have a try at other weapons like a machine

gun or a shotgun! Maybe even a rocket

Mr Parsons: Okay well listen, here is my

launcher or an anti tank missile! Or what

business card with my mobile number. If any

about a flame thrower!

other questions spring to mind dont hesitate

B: Whoa, take it easy there Rambo. Dont

to contact me. Of course you can also call

get carried away. These weapons are not

Miss Childs too.

toys, and you must first learn how to handle

Rebecca: Great. Ermm, when can I expect

them properly. There are basic rules that you

to hear from you?

must abide by in order to be safe. For

Mr. Parsons: Well, we are finishing the

example, never handle a weapon that you

shortlist interviews tomorrow, so we will

havent inspected yourself. Always make sure

certainly have a decision made by early next

there isnt anything in the chamber, and

week. Miss Childs will call you to discuss

never put your finger on the trigger unless

more on Monday or Tuesday. How does that

you are ready to shoot!

sound?

A: Wow, I didnt know! It always looks so

Rebecca: That sounds perfect. Thank you

cool and easy in the movies!

very much for taking the time to speak to me

B: The reality is different you know, running

Mr. Parsons.

and firing a weapon is a lot harder than in

Mr.

the movies! So are you ready?

Parsons:

The

pleasures

all

mine

Rebecca.

A: Lets do it!

Rebecca: I hope to hear from you very

Daily Life Describing Someones Face (

soon.

C0261)

Mr. Parsons: Absolutely. Thanks for coming

A: Lets play a game!

Rebecca. Goodbye.

B: Ok! How about Scrabble?

Global View Nationalities (C0263)

A: No no, a friend of mine taught me this

A: Hey! How was your first day of class? Im

really fun game. Im going to describe

in level two and Im loving my class this

someones face, and you guess who it is!

semester! Its great being in a class of

international students!

B: Ok!

B: Mine was ok, except that no one in my

A: Lets see. He has a roman nose, bushy

class speaks English. I guess it will force me

eyebrows and dimples!

to converse in Chinese more in class so at

B: Our cousin Pete! My turn! She has a

least I should improve a lot this semester.

pointy nose, sunken eyes and a mole on her

chin!

A: Thats both fortunate and unfortunate. Its

A: Aunt Rose! That mole is so huge! Ok, my

the United Nations in my class! We have

turn. He has a crooked nose and full lips. He

people from all over the world! There are

has quite a few freckles and an oval face.

three Germans, a Pole, a Scottish, two

Oh, he is also bald!

French, an American, a Brazilian, a Chilean, a

B: Your future husband!

New Zealander, though he prefers to call

A: Not funny.

himself a Kiwi. Who else do we have? Oh, we

The Office Interview Skills 10 Conclud

also
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have

Moroccan,

Togolese,

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Pakistani, and two Indonesians!

B: We just bought this house and it is

infected with just about everything. We have

B: Thats quite the array of nationalities.

termites in the wood, cockroaches all over

Everyone in my class is from Asia, except

the place, and last night I saw a huge rat out

me. There are a few South Koreans, several

in the backyard!

Japanese,

A: Well, theres nothing we cant handle. Ill

Malaysian,

Thai,

Singaporean,

Filipino, Kazakhstani, and one Russian.

spray the floorboards and walls to get rid of

A: Well, I think youre pretty lucky actually.

the cockroaches, but the termites will be

Youll have the opportunity to learn so much

harder to get rid of. We will have to cover the

about Asian culture.

entire house and fumigate it. Unfortunately

B: I guess so, but I think its going to be

that means you will have to find a place to

hard to relate to my classmates, especially

stay for the next three days.

with the language barrier. I think I might

B: No problem, just get rid of the bugs!

change classes.

Daily Life Weather Report (C0266)

A: Dont! Stay the course! Your spoken

A: Those are todays top stories. Now lets go

Chinese will be eternally grateful. I bet you it

to John for the weather. John, what does the

will even surpass mine with all that practice.

forecast look like for our weekend travelers?

B: I highly

B: Im afraid were in for a rough weekend,

doubt

it.

Your

girlfriend is

Chinese.

Mark. There is a storm system moving

A: Well, there is that, yes.

through the East Coast. It will be drizzling all

Daily Life Toothache (C0264)

day today, and theres a 60 percent chance

A: What seems to be the problem?

of thunderstorms this evening. It will be

B: I have a really bad toothache! My cheek is

warm

swollen and I cant eat anything.

Midwest, expect strong winds and a low of

and

humid

all

weekend.

In

the

around 40 degrees.

A: Lets have a look. Hmmm. This doesnt

look too good. I think we may have to pull

A: Thats pretty chilly for the summer! Will it

out your wisdom tooth. Its pressing against

rain on Saturday?

your molars and thats one of the reasons

you are experiencing so much pain.

B: Unfortunately, yes. It will be clear early

Saturday morning but there is a high chance

B: When you pull my tooth will you also have

of showers and thunderstorms later in the

to extract the nerve and the root?

day. There is a severe thunderstorm warning

A: First we will take some x-rays and see

for some parts of the Southeast. Folks in

what were dealing with. I also noticed a

those

small cavity up front here, so you are going

flooding, especially in areas that have been

to need a filling.

experiencing record high rainfalls.

B: I guess thats what I get for not flossing

A:

or brushing my teeth three times a day.

Saturday.

A: It could be that, or maybe you are eating

B: It gets better on Sunday, though. The

too many sweets. In any case, Ill administer

storm systems move east and the skies will

an anesthetic and you wont feel a thing!

clear up at night. It will still be rather cool,

The Weekend Pest Control (C0265)

with highs in the low 50s. The West Coast

A: Hi, did you call for an exterminator?

will be experiencing some unusually chilly

B: Yes! Thank goodness youre here. These

weather, but at least the sun will come out. I

bugs are driving us crazy!

advise

areas

That

might

certainly

weekend

see

sounds

some

like

travelers to

hail

be

and

dreary

careful,

especially while driving. Back to you, Mark.

A: What sort of pest are we dealing with?

A: Thanks John, and there you have it! Looks

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like its a weekend to stay at home!

new

MePhone.

The

demand

for

phone

Daily Life Making A Bank Transfer (C02

cameras is growing, and Pear has been

67)

falling behind in the market.

A: Good Morning welcome to Bank of the

A: Thats great! Im glad to hear that Pear

USA. How may I help you today?

has finally jumped on the bandwagon. Right

B: Hi I need to transfer some money to

now our contract is for the five megapixel

another account. Its urgent.

cameras. Is Pear still interested in having

those?

A: Okay, have you made a wire transfer at

B: No, were changing all the cameras to

our bank before ?

eight megapixels. We were hoping that by

making your company our sole supplier for

B: No. Ive never made a transfer before.

cameras we could negotiate a better deal.

A: Its alright, I will take you through the

A: Surely. Lets get started by drafting a new

procedure. Are you transferring funds to a

contract.

company or an individual account?

The Office Marketing Plan (C0269)

B: A company account. I need to pay a bill.

A: Okay everyone, lets begin. I called you

A: Okay, Ill need the name of the company

here

and their bank routing number as well as

today

to

evaluate

our

marketing

strategy during this recession. I wanted to

their banks address and phone number.

re-emphasize

B: I have all the information in this folder.

our

corporate

mission

of

Aiming to give our customers the best coffee

A: Well Youve come prepared .You have all

and

the necessary materials so we can go ahead

service

in

clean

and

welcoming

atmosphere.

and make the transfer right now. Its a

B: Several other shops have reduced the

simple transaction, and we can process it

prices for their coffees and are drawing in

today.

more customers. Why arent we doing the

B: Oh, thats such a relief. I didnt want the

same thing?

payment to be overdue. Thank you so much .

A: Its my pleasure.

A: I know that recent sales have been slow,

The Office Purchasing Manager (C0268

but we are not going to reduce our prices to

the level of our competitors. We offer a

A: Good morning, Angela, how have you

superior product and our focus is on long-

been lately?

term growth rather than shortterm sales. If

B: Morning, Michael. Ive been very busy

we lower our prices, we run the risk of

lately. One of our other vendors is going out

devaluing our product.

of business and Ive been searching for a

suitable replacement.

B: Customers dont care about the coffee

anymore. They only care about the price.

A: Well, rest assured that you can count on

A: I disagree. Highly discerning customers

us to be here for the long run sit down.

know that our coffee is far better than the

Coffee?

coffee you buy at the other places. Our

coffee bean are artisan roasted and we use

B: No, thanks. Ive been trying to cut down

state-of-the-art

on the caffeine .

equipment

to

brew

our

coffees. When you compare the coffees side-

A: Haha, I could never do that. Id be a

by-side our coffee wins the taste test every

zombie if I didnt have my morning coffee fix.

time. We have never sought to appeal to the

Lets get down to business then.

mass market with cheap coffee drinks, and

B: Yes. Ive come to talk with you about

we will not do so now.

ordering the eight megapixel cameras for our

C: Thats true. Weve certainly achieved top

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of mind awareness when it comes to the best

A: Okay great. Well I think all of you know

best tasting brews and its important to

why we are here this afternoon. As most of

distinguish ourselves from our competitors. I

you are aware 2010 marks an important

think the main question is how we can show

moment for Alpha computers.

our appreciation to our customers.

A: Thats the main question I would like to

A: We have bounced back from the recession

discuss today.

and now we are set to launch our new line of

B: Money is tight for everyone these days so

laptop and desktop computers.

even our most loyal customers may be

A: Im really pleased to welcome Michael

reconsidering the money they pay for their

Ford, the Global Marketing Manager for Alpha

morning coffee. Since the superiority of our

computers, who has flown in from California

coffee beans is one of our core competencies

to give all of you an overview of the

why dont we sell the beans for people to

marketing campaign and to answer any

brew coffee at home.

questions you may have. So please give a

C: That could definitely be a way we could

warm welcome to Mr. Ford.

expand our company, but would we be

B:

undermining the essence of the company

Thank

you

Jonathan.

It

really

is

pleasure to be here today. It has been three

that way?

years since I visited Beijing ,and its clear to

A: Lets brainstorm some more ideas, and do

me that operations here are obviously going

some research. The customer always comes

from strength to strength.

first, and what the customer wants, the

B: The Alpha brand continues to grow in

customer gets. Maybe its time we started

leaps and bounds in China, and that is

selling coffee beans.

certainly down to the hard work of all of you

Daily Life Buying A Suit (C0270)

here. So congratulations to all of you.

A: Hello sir, what can I do for you today?

B: Id like to start by outlining the key points

B: Hi, I need a new suit. I have an important

of my presentation this afternoon and giving

interview next week, so I really need to look

you an idea of the topics that will be

sharp.

discussed. The presentation today is divided

A: No problem! We have a broad selection of

into five main parts.

suits, all tailored made so that it will fit

B: First of all, Id like to briefly touch on the

perfectly.

background of the new x420 line; how the

whole concept has come about and how the

B:

Great!

want

three

piece

suit,

new product fits into our existing brand line.

preferably made from Italian cashmere or

B:

Secondly

wool.

projected sales for the x420. We will then go

A: Very well sir. Would you like to have some

on to discuss our key rivals in this sector.

shirts made also?

Then I would like to go on to outline the

B: Sure. Ill also take some silver cuff link

campaign concept for the x420.

and a pair of silk ties.

B:

A: Very good. Now, if you will accompany

discussion for any questions or points you

me, we can take your measurements and

might have for me.

choose the patterns for your suit and shirts.

Daily Life Getting A Nanny (C0272)

The Office Presentation Series 1 The

Grace: Hey Mel! Are you up for some tennis

Overview and the Agenda (C0271)

today?

A: Hi everyone, Can everyone hear me?Can

Mel: Sorry, I cant! I have to go to work, pick

you guys at the back hear everything?

up Jake and Maddie from school, and make

Finally

Idlike

Im

to

happy

present

to

open

data

up

on

the

them an afternoon snack, then take Jake to

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soccer practice and Maddie to dance class.

says that you will be feeling stress at work,

but

you

could

see

new,

exciting

Grace: You sound exhausted. Maybe you

developments in your love life . Looks like

should hire a nanny to help you out! She can

well both have interesting summers!

pick the kids up and take them to their after-

Angela: Thats bogus. I dont feel any stress

school activities. She can also help you do

at work, and my love life is practically

some

nonexistent. This zodiac stuff is all a bunch

household

chores,

and

run

some

errands.

of nonsense.
Lydia: No its not, your astrology sign can

Mel: Oh, I dont know... its hard to find the

right

nanny

.You

have

to

consider

tell you a lot about your personality. See? It

her

says that an Aries is energetic and loves to

previous work experience, the responsibilities

socialize. Angela: Well, you certainly match

you give her, and how she interacts with the

those criteria, but theyre so broad they

kids. I would love to have someone to help

could apply to anyone. What does it say

me out, though.

about me?

Grace: I think you should definitely consider

Lydia: A Capricorn is serious-minded and

it! This way you wont have to juggle such a

practical.

busy schedule, and youll still get to spend

She

likes

to

do

things

in

conventional ways. * laughs * That sounds

time with the kids in the evenings. I can

just like you!

refer you this great nanny Amy. She used to

The Office Presentation Series 2 Talki

work for my neighbors, before they moved

ng about numbers, charts and graphs (

away. Shes very responsible, a good cook,

C0274)

and great with kids.

Mr Ford: As all of you are well aware,

Mel: Oh, thats great. Thanks Grace. Can you

competition in the laptop computer sector is

give me her number? Ill talk it over with Dan

intense.

and give her a call tomorrow. Maybe this way

I wont be so tired every day, and Dan and I

Mr Ford: We continue to fight with our

might even get to go on a date once in a

competitors for market share, and this is the

while .

case both in the developed markets in the

The Weekend The Zodiac and Horoscop

West, as well as more developing markets in

es (C0273)

Asia and Africa.

Angela: Hey Lydia, what are you reading?

Lydia: Im looking at my horoscope for this

Mr Ford: You may ask yourself, why is this

month! My outlook is very positive. It says

market so cut-throat? Well the answer is

that I should take a vacation to someplace

simple. There is a huge untapped potential

exotic, and that I will have a passionate

market out there, with a huge untapped

summer fling!

potential for profit.

Angela: What are you talking about? Let me

Mr Ford: If I bring up the first graph here, it

see that. . . What are horoscopes?

shows the increase in terms of number of

computer owners across the globe.

Lydia: Its a prediction of your month, based

Mr Ford: As you can see in the 1980s

on your zodiac sign . You have a different

computer ownership amounted to around

sign for the month and date you were born

0.5% of the total world population. Since the

in. I was born on April 15th, so Im an Aries.

1990s,

When were you born?

dramatically.

Angela: January 5th.

Mr Ford: In the new millennium we saw an

Lydia: Lets see. . . youre a Capricorn. It

even larger explosion in computer owners ,

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computer

ownership

has

risen

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with figures rising to around 4- 5%, an

A: Telco Mobile, how can I help you?

increase of 1000 % percent compared with

B: Yes, Id like to activate my voice mail

the 1980s .

service please.

Mr Ford: If we move on to discuss the

figures for China specifically we can see in

A: Certainly sir, we currently have a special

Chart B that the overall figure for computer

promotion

ownership stands at around 60 million, which

services, call waiting and also three way

represents a huge increase in a very short

calling.

time period.

where

we

include

voice

mail

B: Sure that sounds great! Are there any

Mr Ford: Now of course 60 million is just a

other fees?

drop in the ocean if you compare the total

A: Not at all. No hidden fees or surcharges, it

population of China, and this is a key reason

is a flat monthly rate.

why the personal computer market is such a

B: Perfect. I also wanted to know if there is

hot market.

any call forwarding service? I am usually out

Mr Ford: For us at Alpha, and of course for

of town and would like my calls to be

all our competitors as well, we have millions

forwarded to a local number.

of potential customers who are looking to

A: Yes of course. We can activate all these

join the internet generation.

services in about an hour.

Mr Ford: If we do this right we really can

The Office Presentation Series 3 Maki

reap huge rewards in a very short time

ng Comparisons (C0277)

frame. Id now like to move on to discuss the

Mr. Ford: Now a key question you might ask

x420 brand itself, and compare and contrast

yourself is what differentiates the new x420

with some of our key competitors.

line with our previous models, and also of

Daily Life Kitchen Appliances (C0275)

course with some of our competitors.

A: I have been looking at this online catalog

Mr. Ford: In other words what makes the

for over an hour and I still havent finished

x420 stand out from all the others? This is a

getting all the kitchen appliances that we

key question, and is something Id like to

need!

explore in a little depth. Firstly, the x420 has

B: What are you getting?

a range of USPs that really make it a cut

above the rest.

A: Well, the first thing on my list is a new

blender. I decided to also get a juicer and a

Mr. Ford: The first thing to mention is that

new coffee maker.

the x420 is the first in a new generation of

B: Dont forget to also get a new mixer. I

ultralight laptop computers. It is only 2lbs,

lent the old one to my brother and he broke

which compares very favorably with all our

it.

key

A: Yeah I know. I also decided to throw away

performance, for such a light machine its

the old toaster and get a new one. I am also

very powerful. 4Gb of RAM, with an ultra-fast

getting a rice cooker and steamer to make

processor.

some nice steamed fish or veggies.

B:

Im

actually

thinking

of

oven,

dishwasher

and

In

terms

of

computer

Mr. Ford: The most advanced video and

completely

sound cards on the market are installed with

refurnishing the kitchen and getting a new

stove,

competitors.

a crystal-clear 15-inch LCD display. The x420

trash

really stands out as next generation laptop.

compacter.

Compared with our previous x540 range it

A: Thats a good idea ! The kitchen will look

really is in a league of its own .

amazing!

Mr. Ford: Now, if we go on to look at

Daily Life Telephone Services (C0276)

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projected sales for the x420 we can see that

get back.

sales revenue for 2010 is expected to hit at

A: Great! Lets do it!

least 20 million dollars. Now this is really a

Global View Drugs (C0279)

conservative estimate.

A: Hey man, you wanna buy some weed?

Mr. Ford: If our marketing campaign is

B: Some what?

successful Im confident that we could see a

doubling of this figure at the very least. Now

A: Weed! You know? Pot, Ganja, Mary Jane

please bear in mind that this is only for the

some chronic!

first year of production.

B: Oh, umm, no thanks.

Mr. Ford: Im certain that in the coming

A: I also have blow if you prefer to do a few

three years the x420 will actually overtake all

lines.

our existing products, both in terms of sales

B: No, I am ok, really.

and revenue. Okay, now lets move on to

A: Come on man! I even got dope and acid!

discuss our marketing concept and look more

Try some!

closely at our key competitors.

B: Do you really have all of these drugs?

Global View At The Car Dealership (C02

Where do you get them from?

78)

A: I got my connections! Just tell me what

A: Hi there! I am looking for a new car. I

you want and Ill even give you one ounce

have this old Ford Pinto that I would like to

for free.

trade in.

B: Sounds good! Lets see, I want.

B: I see. You are in luck this month because

A: Yeah?

all of our models are on sale! it is a perfect

B: I want you to put your hands behind your

time to buy a new car since its the end of

head! You are under arrest!

the year,

The Office Presentation Series 4 Discu

ssing the

A: Perfect! I like this one.

Competition (C0280)
B: That is the Ford Focus. A very light but

Mr. Ford: Now, of course, with all this

powerful vehicle. It comes with dual side

cutting-edge technology there must be a

airbags, power steering and power windows,

catch, you might ask yourself. I bet the retail

tinted windows and your choice of either

price will be too much for most consumers,

automatic or manual transmission.

you might say. Well, youd be wrong!

A: Sounds like a good car! How many miles

to the gallon?

Mr. Ford: Yes, of course the x420 is aimed

B: It is a very fuel efficient vehicle giving you

at the luxury market, but if you compare the

about 34 miles in the city and 40 on the

price of our leading competitors, the x420

highway.

represents incredible value for money. At

A: That is really convenient. Especially now

only15,000RMB it is far more affordable and

that fuel prices are so high! Whats under the

far more attractive than almost every leading

hood?

brand and model.

B: A very powerful 2.5-liter turbocharged

Mr. Ford: So, what differentiates us from

engine, Trust me, this car is fast!

our

A: Now for the most difficult question. What

competitors?

Well,

if

we

compare

Oranges luxury MP40 range then we can

is the price tag for this lovely vehicle?

really highlight some of the differences.

B: Very affordable sir. You can take it out of

this lot today with 0% down payment and no

Mr. Ford: Now, of course Orange has an

interest for the first year! You can test drive

enviable record for producing revolutionary

it now and we can sign the papers when we

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and top class products, and I must admit the

Lydia: I know we had hit a rough patch but I

MP40 is a breathtaking machine. However,

had

for most consumers the MP40 is simply far

weekend, when we both had some time off...

too expensive to consider.

I think he found someone else. I had been

Mr. Ford: Compared with the x420 it is more

getting suspicious because he had been

expensive

spending a lot of time with a coworker...

and

theres

no

doubt

that

hoped

we

could

work

it

out

next

considering the quality and workmanship

Maggie: Whatever. Hes a jerk, forget about

that goes into the x420 we really win hands

him! There are many more fish in the sea.

down on value for money.

Lydia: Talk about being clich e, Maggie! But

Mr. Ford: Also, if you compare the after

youre right. Theres no use for me to sulk

sales service we offer I think we can proudly

around... Lets go out tonight!

boast the best customer service facilities in

Global View Physics (C0282)

the whole lap-top sector. As opposed to most

Prof. Brown: Good morning, everybody.

of our rivals, we guarantee quality, we

Welcome to Physics 101. My name is Ed

guarantee

Brown, and I will be your professor for this

service

and

we

guarantee

reliability.
Mr. Ford:

semester. Since today is our first class, I

The

questions

we

must ask

wanted to give you an overview of what this

ourselves are What does the Alpha brand

course will look like, how you will be graded,

stand for? and also How can we set

and what we will cover this semester.

ourselves apart from our competitors? The

Matt:

answer to both of these questions is the

theoretical physics or experimental physics,

same my friends.

Professor?

Will

we

be

focusing

more

on

Mr. Ford: Alpha stands first and foremost for

quality, for excellence and for service. If we

Prof. Brown: This is an introductory course,

always stick to this philosophy then Im

and my aim is to give you a broad overview

confident that we will really be able to

of the field of physics. The term physics

expand our market share significantly. Okay,

encompasses

let me move on now to give you an idea of

research and study, and I hope this course

our marketing campaign for the x420

will

The Weekend Breaking Up (C0281)

understanding of physics, which will prove

Lydia: Hello?

useful whether or not you choose to further

Maggie: Hey! Do you want to go out

your study in this field.

tonight?

many

provide

different

you

with

areas

of

conceptual

Prof. Brown: We will begin the course by

Lydia: No, I think Ill pass. Mark broke up

looking

at

the

fundamental

concepts

of

with me. I feel awful.

physics, then by the middle of the semester

we will begin exploring the more theoretical

Maggie: What?!? What happened? Just last

side of physics. It is essential that you first

week you were talking about going on

have a firm grasp of the fundamentals, so

vacation together!

that

Lydia: I dont know what I did wrong. He

theoretical concepts when we get to them.

said he needed some space to figure things

Matt: Will we learn about black holes,

out... He said I didnt do anything wrong,

wormholes, and string theory?

that Im a great person... just not the one for

Prof.

him...

general theory of relativity, including black

Maggie: Ugh! Thats so cliche. Marks not

holes.

worth your time, Lydia. You deserve so much

theories in quantum mechanics, such as

better!

string
94

you

can

Brown:
We

will

theory.

better

We will
also
We

understand

learn

explore
will

the

about

the

developing

discuss

some

Englishpod Dialogues

hypothetical

features

of

space-time,

like

much for most students?

wormholes.

Mr Ford: Well, thats a fair point. If you

Prof. Brown: We will also explore some of

dont mind Id like to tackle your question a

the more influential developments in the

little bit later in the Q and A section. Is that

fields of thermodynamics, electromagnetism,

okay?

and nuclear physics, all of which have had

Audience Member: Yes sure.

significant impacts on modern life. Now, I am

Mr Ford: Okay, so as I was saying we have

going to have the TAs pass out the syllabus

an exciting campaign planned for the x420.

for this class, so you can see how this course

Firstly, we will have a nationwide television

will be graded.

campaign, as well as advertising on radio

Matt: Oh man, looks like this isnt gonna be

and also in many computer publications. We

the easy A I thought itd be!

also intend to.

The Office Presentation Series 5 Defer

Audience Member: Im sorry to stop you

ring Questions (C0283)

Mr. Ford, but do you really think that a

Mr.

Ford:

Now,

as

we

have

already

television campaign is cost effective. I mean,

discussed there is a huge untapped market

how much is that going to cost?

out there both in Asia, in other developing

Mr Ford: Well I dont have the figures to

markets, and in the more mature markets for

hand, but Id be happy to discuss those

us

this

figures with you after the presentation. Okay

with

let me just go on to talk a little more about

to

push

represents

into.

an

Now

of

enormous

course,

challenge

enormous rewards for the winners, but for

the exciting campaign we have in store.

any new product we need a great marketing

Daily Life Tune Up (C0284)

message and marketing campaign

A: Welcome to Als Garage. What seems to

Mr. Ford: It needs to be directed and

be the problem?

focused at our target consumer, and needs to

B: No problem at all! I am taking a long road

be pitched at exactly the right level. The

trip and I want to make sure my car is in

question we must first address is of course,

good mechanical condition.

who is our target consumer and secondly

what

do

they

expect

from

the

A: Very wise decision. When was the last

next

generation Alpha lap-top?

time you had a tune up?

Mr. Ford: Lets first of all tackle the first

B: Not that long ago, I think it was four

question. Our target consumer for the x420

months ago.

is the middle class, white collar worker with

A: We usually recommend that you bring

an above average income. However, as we

your car in every five thousand kilometers.

mentioned

B: Why? I mean, what exactly do you do to a

before

the

total

number

of

computer owners is expanding rapidly and

car that you need to check it so often?

we need to broaden our audience for this

A: First of all, we change the motor oil and

product.

oil filter. If you dont do this, it can cause

your engine to wear faster and that means

Mr. Ford: For example, the x420 is also

you would probably have to change the

ideally suited to the younger student sector,

pistons and intake valves.

who might use laptops both for study and

B: I see. What else?

gaming. There is no doubt that.

A: We also check your spark plugs, fuel filter,

Audience Member: Mr. Ford, if I could just

and other oil levels such as hydraulic fluid.

interrupt

We also check the clutch and brakes to

moment.

You

say

that

the

computer is suitable for students, but dont

determine when you will need new ones.

you think the price of the x420 is just too

B: Ok, well, when you put it that way, it

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doesnt seem like a waste of time and

Mr. Ford: On the subject of the campaign let

money.

me ask you all a question. How do we define

A: Trust me, regular tune ups will keep your

the perfect lap-top? Is it about affordability,

car

quality, speed, reliability? What do you look

running

smoothly

and

avoid

break

downs.

for in a consumer? Well, I believe the answer

Daily Life Handyman (C0285)

lies in a combination of all of these elements.

A: The air conditioning is not working! We

Mr. Ford: Our campaign will really hammer

need to call a handyman before we start to

home the point that the x420 is a state-

fry in here!

ofthe-art laptop for all of your computing

B: Dan is on top of that. I think they are also

needs. With our television campaign we hope

getting the handyman to fix the bathroom

to really reach out to a huge audience. Mr.

toilet that keeps clogging up.

Ford: We have a great ad campaign planned

focusing on the fantastic USP s of the x420.

A: That would be convenient. They might as

We have hired one of the best PR companies

well ask him to fix the electrical wiring. The

to work with us on the campaign, and have

circuit breakers keep going out all the time.

already

Its really annoying!

adverts, all focusing on one key feature of

completed

three

separate

TV

the x420.

B: Yeah you are right. This office is falling

Mr. Ford: Im excited to say that today, for

apart! Frank told me the other day that the

the first time, we will unveil to all of you here

gutters outside were clogged and thats why

the first of these advertisements!

the parking lot was flooded.

Daily Life High School Reunion (C0287)

A: I know! I was in ankle deep water trying

to get to my car that day! The handyman

A: I hate coming to high school reunions.

definitely has his work cut out for him.

B: It will be great honey. We will get to see

The Office Presentation Series 6 Addr

your old classmates and catch up to see how

essing the Audience (C0286)

they have been doing.

Mr. Ford: The campaign that we have in

store for the x420 is exciting, imaginative

A: Yeah I guess so. Oh look! There is Robert

and revolutionary. We have spent two years

Matthews! Rob!

listening to and responding to feedback from

customers and staff alike.

C: Hey Bill! Wow great to see you!

A: Likewise! Its been a long time! This is my

Mr. Ford: I would like to say that without

wife Dorthy.

the assistance and support of each and every

C: Pleasure to meet you. So Bill, how have

one of you we really could not have devised

you been?

this campaign. Id like to take my hat off and

A: Cant complain! We have 2 children who

really thank you all for the wonderful work

are in college and my business is going well.

youve done so far, not only in helping

What about you?

support our marketing efforts, but also in

C: Ah you know me! I am a dedicated

your continuing your commitment to Alpha

bachelor. I never married although I do have

computers.

beautiful

remember

Mr. Ford: Theres no doubt in my mind that

daughter
her?

We

with
were

Mary,
high

you

school

sweetheart, didnt really work out between

we have a great workforce here and together

us, but I really cant complain either.

we can really push Alpha computers to a

A: Thats good. Have you seen Frank? I was

whole new level of success.

hoping he would come tonight.

C: You didnt hear? Frank passed away last
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year.

Mr. Ford: Okay. Sorry guys. Obviously a

A: Are you serious?

problem with the system. Lets just reboot

C: Nah! Im just yanking your chain. Hell be

and start over. Lets see if this resolves the

here soon. I saw him just last week and he

issue.

told me he would show up.

Jonathan: Right, lets try again. No, still

The Weekend Getting A Tattoo (C0288)

nothing Michael. There might be a technical

A: I have made up my mind. I am getting a

issue with the projector. I think maybe the

tattoo.

projector has overheated. We might need to

B: Really? Are you sure?

cool it down for ten minutes and start again.

Ill call IT support to come over right now.

A: Yeah! Why not? They are trendy and look

Mr.

great! I want to get a dragon on my arm or

technical problems do crop up from time to

Ford:

maybe a tiger on my back.

time,

dont

Okay

guys.

they?

But

its

Unfortunately
not

huge

problem. In the meantime while the IT guys

B: Yeah but, it is something that you will

get to work on that I can talk a little bit more

have forever! They use indelible ink that can

about the advertising concept and what we

only be removed with laser treatment. On

are looking to achieve overall with this

top of all that, I have heard it hurts a lot!

campaign.

A: Really?

The Weekend Buying Jewelery (C0290)

B: Of course! They use this machine with a

needle that pokes your skin and inserts the

Shop assistant: Good afternoon, sir, is

ink.

there anything I can help you with today?

A: Oh, I didnt know that! I thought they just

Mark: umm... yeah! Im looking for a nice

paint it on your skin or something.

gift

B: I think you should reconsider and do

anniversarys next Friday. Shop assistant:

some more research about tattoos. Also, find

Well, I would be happy to assist you in

out where the nearest tattoo parlor is and

choosing the perfect gift for her. Is there

make sure they used sterilized needles, and

anything particular that you have in mind?

to

give

my

girlfriend.

Our

fifth

that the place is hygienic.

A: Maybe I should just get a tongue piercing!

Mark: No, not really... Im completely at a

The Office Presentation Series 7 Hand

loss.

ling Technical Problems (C0289)

Mr. Ford: Okay, so if we could dim the lights

Shop assistant: Well, you can give her a set

Jonathan, we can kick-off with the first TV

of pearl earrings, or this beautiful heart-

advert. Please note that we are still in the

shaped

early days with this advert, so it might seem

gemstone?

a bit rough round the edges. Okay, so. just

Mark: That purple one. Im sorry...Ive never

need to click this and the advert should pop

bought jewelery for anyone and Im kind of

up on the screen...

nervous.

Mr. Ford: Hmmmmmm. Sorry about this.

Shop assistant: Dont worry, we specialize

Bear with me me a second. There seems to

in

be a problem with the projector. Let me see.

pressure-free shopping environment. That

could you lend a hand a second? Jonathan:

stone is an amethyst. We have a range of

It looks like the projector is not recognizing

beautiful amethyst pieces. Take a look at this

the computer. Let me check the connection a

bracelet. Its 18K rose-gold, studded with

second... Well the connection seems okay,

amethyst

and the computer is running normally.

statement piece.
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pendant.

providing

our

and

What

is

customers

blue

topaz.

her

Its

favorite

relaxed,

great

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Mark: Oh...wow. Thats really pretty. Jess

on the menu, it all looks so appetizing! I

would love that. But...I was thinking of

think Ill get General Tsos chicken, hot and

something a little more delicate, perhaps a

sour soup, fried wontons, and white rice.

necklace?

Andrea: Arent you supposed to be on a

Shop assistant: We have this beautiful

diet? You should at least get brown rice.

platinum pendant, or you could also get her

Manny: I dont think so! I hate brown rice,

a locket. You could also get her a

and Im so sick of eating healthy all the time.

timepieceits

both

glamorous

yet

Ive been eating so much salad I swear Ive

functional. If you tell me a little more about

forgotten what meat tastes like! Theres no

your girlfriend, maybe I can help

better

you find something for her. Mark: Jess? Well,

calorieladen Chinese food. I might even get

shes very smart, and has a great sense of

an order of broccoli beef!

humor. Shes very feminine...

Andrea: Gosh, Im so hungry! Lets call the

Shop assistant: Perhaps you could give her

waitress over!

a ring?

The Office Presentation Series 8 Com

Mark: Well...actually...I was thinking about

mon Presentation Mistakes (C0292)

asking Jess to marry me...Ive just been so

Mr. Ford: So as I mentioned previously the

nervous.

campaign advertisement will focus on those

Shop assistant: Well sir, I believe your fifth

key elements that every consumer looks for

anniversary is a great time to propose!

in a quality laptop: affordability, quality,

Mark: Okay, Ive decided. Im going to pop

speed and reliability. We have pulled out all

the question!

the stops to produce a product that really

Shop assistant: Fabulous! We should look at

rivals all our competitors.

engagement rings then! Now thats a whole

Mr. Ford: Actually, just to illustrate my point

other section.

let

Daily Life Ordering Chinese Food (C029

remember last year I was playing golf with

1)

one of our key suppliers. It was a lovely

Waitress: Hi, welcome to Happy Buddah!

summer afternoon. Anyway, I invited our

Can I get you anything to drink?

supplier for a game of golf, and wanted to

Manny: A Coke for me, please.

get his input on the new x420.

Andrea: Ill have a Sprite.

Mr. Ford: Actually, I often get together with

remedy

me

give

than

you

some

an

nice,

anecdote

greasy,

here.

him for a good game of golf. It really is a

Waitress: Okay, Ill go get that for you. Are

wonderful way to relax. To be honest, Im not

there any questions with the menu?

that great at golf, but I have improved in the

Andrea: Do you use MSG?

last few years. But the key to golf is practice,

Waitress: No maam, we are MSG-free.

practice, practice. Ive lost my thread. What

Andrea: Oh man, I havent had Chinese food

was I talking about again?

in so long! I want everything! This place has

the BEST sesame chicken.

Jonathan: I think you were discussing the

Manny: Yeah, Ive been craving Chinese for

campaign advertisement Michael.

such a long time. I used to get take-out all

Mr. Ford: Yes, excuse me. Im afraid I got

the time. Its definitely been a while. Lets

sidetracked

start off with some crab rangoon.

campaign. Well, erm. let me see. Is the

Andrea: Ooh yeah, that sounds good. I think

projector working yet Jonathan?

Im going to get the sesame chicken with

Jonathan: No sorry, IT are still fixing it.

fried rice, a spring roll, and egg drop soup.

Mr.

Manny: Its so tempting to order everything

information on the campaign is on the

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Ford:

there.

Ahh

Yes

okay,

anyway,

erm...

all

the

the

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PowerPoint. I havent actually got my notes

wide range of uses. Co-jack cheese, a blend

with me...ermlet me see, erm.....

of Colby and Monterrey jack is one of the

Audience Member: Mr. Ford, could you at

most popular. This allows the sharper flavor

least tell us the schedule for the campaign?

of Colby to be combined with the milder jack

When are the first advertisements scheduled

cheese, and also melts better than plain

for?

Colby. Grilled cheese sandwiches often use

Mr.

Ford:

Thats

Unfortunately

good

erm...dont

question.
have

American cheese, and Mexican cheeses such

that

as Asadero and Queso Fresco are becoming

information on me. I will have to get back to

more popular.

you on that point.

A: Hard cheeses include Parmesan, Romano,

Jonathan: Okay Michael, the projector is

Asiago, Swiss, Gruyere and others. Parmesan

fixed. I think were ready.

and Romano are most familiar as the grated

Mr. Ford: Thank goodness. Okay everyone,

powder used to top spaghetti, but they are

sorry for the delay. So without further ado

also used as accompaniments for fruit, wine,

the new x420 marketing campaign! Enjoy!

nuts and other appetizer items. Swiss is a

oh ermmm. Im terribly sorry, this is not the

popular sandwich cheese and melts well,

advert,

unlike some other hard cheeses.

this

is

my

golfing

holiday

in

Barbados. I think I must have brought the

Daily Life Picking A University (C0294)

wrong file. Can we take five?

A: Ive never heard of AmLion College. Could

Advanced Media Cheese Lovers (F0293

you...

B: Of course sir, let me give you a brief

A: Hello everyone my name is Laurie and I

overview. AmLion College is located in the

want to welcome you to this course. We will

center of New York city. The school covers a

learn all about one of the oldest yet most

wide range of academic subjects; and eighty

delicious foods on this planet; cheese! Lets

percent of the courses are transferable to

get started!

other

A: Cheese is usually categorized intofour

AmLion College was ranked number one in

types: soft, semi- soft semi-hard and hard.

terms of graduate employment.

state

universities.

And,

last

year

The designation refers to the amount of

moisture in the cheese, which directly affects

A: Interesting, and what about the tuition

its texture. Making cheese is an ancient

fees, then?

practice, dating back thousands of years, and

B: Youll be looking at somewhere around

the home cheese maker can usually find

fifteen thousand US dollars per semester.

recipes for cheese that falls into any of the

A: Okay, well.

four categories.

B:

And,

did

mention

our

on-campus

A: Soft cheese includes cottage cheese,

housing? Students can stay in our newly

cream cheese, ricotta, brie, bleu, roquefort,

renovated

mozzarella, meunster and similar cheeses.

thousand dollars per month!

These cheeses generally pair well with fruit

A: Sounds good. Well. Ill just grab one of

or meats, or can be used as breakfast

your flyers.

cheeses in an omelette Nor as pasta fillings.

B: Sir, you got the wrong flyer. Sir, sir!

They are usually mildly flavored and very

The Office Presentation Series 9 Sum

high in moisture.

mary and

dorms

for

as

little

as

three

Conclusion (C0295)
A: American, Colby, co-jack and similar

Mr. Ford: Right everyone. I apologize that I

cheeses are inthe semi-soft category. These

cant show you the marketing campaign

are slightly stronger in flavor and cover a

today, but next week you will all have the

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opportunity to see if for yourselves, and I

to eat?

have no doubt that you will be impressed.

B: Sure! What do you feel like having?

Let

me

wrap

up

the

presentation

by

summarising my key points.

A: I really feel like having a big juicy steak!

Mr. Ford: As I mentioned at the outset,

B: Oh. ok. I dont eat meat, but thats fine, I

2010

am sure wherever we are going they will

represents

key

year

for

Alpha

computers. The recession is hopefully behind

have other options right?

us. It is clear to everyone in the computer

A: I didnt know you were a vegetarian!

industry that demand is booming, especially

B: Im not, I am a vegan.

in the developing markets.

A: A what?
B: A vegan. I dont eat or use any animal

Mr. Ford: If we are to succeed in this

based products. I dont wear leather, eat

ultracompetitive field then we really need to

eggs, drink milk or anything that comes from

push

customers

an animal. I used to be a pescatarian before,

products that meet their needs on all levels.

which basically means you dont eat meat,

As I hope I have illustrated, the x420

but still have fish and seafood.

represents the kind of computer that can

A: Wow! Thats interesting! It must be tough!

really satisfy those needs.

B: Its a bit difficult to find vegetarian

forward

and

offer

our

friendly restaurants sometimes, but since

Mr. Ford: I gave you an idea of the kind of

more and more people are vegetarians or

revenue we expect to hit in 2010 with the

vegans nowadays, its getting a bit less

new x420 range, and believe me, this is

difficult.

really just the beginning. Once we establish

The Weekend Ordering At An Italian Re

the x420 in the market we have plans to

staurant (C0297)

continue to expand our range with ever more

A: Good evening ladies. My name is Josh and

revolutionary and impressive products.

Ill be your server tonight. May I take your

Mr. Ford: Alpha computers is dedicated to

order?

innovation and improvement. I really see no

limit to our potential as long as we stick to

B: Do you have any recommendations?

the principles I stressed earlier: quality,

excellence and service.

A: Well, I personally like the chicken penne

Mr. Ford: Before we move on to the Q and A

with cream mushroom sauce, but the prawn

section Id really like to leave you with a

fettuccine is also very nice.

quote that really sums up everything that

B: Hmm. Id like to have the grilled chicken,

weve discussed today, and hopefully it will

but can I have spaghetti instead of penne?

provide you with the same inspiration that it

A: Of course, mam. And for you?

gives me.

C: I... ah..Ill have the horse tripe.

Mr. Ford: As the great Henry Ford once said

The Office Presentation Series 10 The

Quality means doing it right, when no one

Q and A

is looking Well, in fact our customers are

Session (C0298)

looking; they are looking for

Jonathan: Well everyone, Im sure youd

us to lead the way and to give them the

like to join me in thanking Michael for what

quality that our competitors cannot. We

was

cannot let them down!

really

inspirational

presentation.

Sincere thanks

Global View Vegan Or Vegetarian? (C02

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Michael. Jonathan: Now, Im sure many of

A: Hey Julie, you want to go grab something

you will be keen to ask some questions, so

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Id like to open it up a Q and A session.

a movie and at times the image is not very

Please raise your hand if you have any

clear.

questions at all. Janice, go ahead.

B: I see, and what about the keyboard?

A: I spilled some coffee on it and now it

Janice: Yes thank you Jonathan. I would just

wont work.

like to go back to the comment Mr. Ford

B: I am sorry sir, but we can only exchange

made

or refund defective products, we cannot take

in

regards

particularly

to

Orange.

our

Now

competitors,

as

you

know,

responsibility for misuse or damages.

Orange has established themselves as the

A: Fine! I dont know why they make these

market

things so delicate anyways.

leader

in

the

high-end

lap-top

market.
Janice:

Daily Life Online Dating (C0300)

How

does

Mr.

Ford

expect

A: Do you want to hang out tomorrow?

to

B: Oh, I cant. I have a date!

compete with a company that has such a

huge reputation and huge resources?

A: Really? Wow with who?

Mr. Ford: Well Janice, first of all, thanks for

a very good question. I think you have hit

B: This girl Ive been chatting with forthe

the nail on the head actually. Orange are the

past couple of months. Shes really cool and

global leaders precisely because of their size

shes driving over here this weekend.

and power.

A: Wait a minute, you mean you met her

Mr. Ford: But, although we cant compete in

online?

terms of size I do believe we hold an

B: Yeah! I signed up for a website called

advantage in terms of dedication to customer

match. and it is great! You fill in all your

service. Yes, I admit this is a David and

details and preferences, like if you are a

Goliath battle,but dont forget who won that

smoker or if you have any pets. Then you

contest.

find people that have similar characteristics

Frank:

Ermmm,

Mr

Ford.

Could

you

and you can email them or chat.

elaborate on the actual technical details of

A: That is kind of weird! What if she is a

the x420 a little more?

psycho or something like that?

Mr. Ford: Id love to but I think we are a

B: Its the same as meeting people anywhere

little pressed for time right now. However

and dating them! I am just tired of going to

Jonathan has all the technical specs for you

bars or being set up for dates by my friends!

on the powerpoint presentation, which you

I think this is a really cool alternative,

can look over in your own time.

especially if you are a bit shy.

Marcie: Mr. Ford. One final question. Would

A: I guess it does seem logical. Ill have to

you like to join me for a game of golf this

check it out!

Sunday?

The Weekend Vampires (C0301)

Daily Life Returning A Product (C0299)

A: You want to go tothe movies tonight?

B: Sure! Whats playing?

A: Hi I would like to return this TV.

B: Sure, do you have the receipt?

A: The new Twilight movie!

A: Yeah here you go. Actually I also want to

B: Twilight? As inthe vampire movies? No

return this keyboard.

way I am watching that. I dont understand

why everyone isso excited about these films

B: Ok, may I ask what is the reason for

about vampires. It doesnt make sense.

returning these products?

A: Of course it does. Its like a modern tale

A:: The TV flickers a lot when I am watching

of Romeo and Juliet. You have a couple that

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is in love but cant be together because they

B: Sure Ill have the burrito.. Do you have

are

nachos?

so

different.

immortality

and

Add
super

in

the

fact

human

that

strengthis

A: Of course sir. Our nachos come with

really sexy and there you have it! Plus the

melted cheese and chili.

cast is hip, young people that make the

B: Sounds good.

movie even more enticing.

A: Would you like anything to drink?

B: I dont buy into that. I think its just a fad.

B: Sure, Ill have a Corona.

Pretty soon this will pass and everyone will

Daily Life Neat Freak (C0304)

be into werewolves or zombies!

A: Ugg, this bathroom is a pigsty!

Global View Phobias (C0302)

B: Helen, why do you keep flushing the

A: Are you excited about your trip next

toilet? Whats wrong?

month?
B: Yes and no. I cant wait to go to Europe,

A: I just cant stand it. Its really gross in

but at the same time I am terrified.

here! Theres a stain on the toilet seat, and

the floor was wet and slippery. So I cleaned

A: Why?

it!

B: Well, I have aerophobia. I have a chronic

B: You did what? Helen, I know its gross,

fear of flying.

but Ive seen many public washrooms that

A: Oh really? I have an uncle who is also

are much worse. Why are you cleaning the

terrified of flying. Its not that bad though, I

counter top? are you out of your mind?

mean, it is pretty scary to be in this big

A: I cant help myself; its just so disgusting

machine flying through the air at seven

in here!

hundred miles per hour. I actually have

B: Helen, this is not like your own bathroom.

arachnophobia.

Just leave it to the cleaners,okay?

B: Youre scared of spiders? I actually have

A: Hang on. Im just gonna quickly wipe the

two

sink and sweep the floor.

more

phobias.

Acrophobia

and

glossophobia.

B: Youre such a neat freak! Im outta here!

A: I guess that explains why you are afraid

The Weekend Bowling (C0305)

of flying, but public speaking is not that bad.

A: Alright, so the first thing that you need to

B: Are you kidding? When I get on stage, my

know about bowling is that you should never

palms start to sweat, I get really nervous

cross that line where the lane begins.

and I can hardly speak.

B: Why not?

A:

Well,

must

confess

am

bit

claustrophobic. I hate being in an elevator

A: Because they polish and oil it to make the

for more than 5 seconds.

ball slide down. If you step there you will slip

B: We are such weirdos right?

and fall.

Daily Life Mexican Food (C0303)

A: OK, so I got my bowling shoes, my ball,

A: Hello sir, welcome to Pistolera restaurant.

our names on the scorecard, so now, how

May I take your order?

the heck do I play this?

B: Yes, I would like the chicken cheese

A: You throw the ball down the lane and try

enchiladas with a side of guacamole.

to knock down all the pins. If you do, that is

A: Im sorry sir, but we ran out of chicken.

called a strike. If you dont knock them all

May I suggest our delicious beef burritos or

down on the first try, then you get a chance

cheese quesadillas? Both include a side of

to get the spare. After ten frames, we add up

guacamole and jalapenos.

the points and see who has the most. Three

hundred is a perfect score, but very hard to
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get.

James: Well, Im finding the classes pretty

B: Got it! OK, Im gonna give it a go. Oh no!

tough actually, but Im having a great time in

My ball went in the gutter!

Shanghai. Its really an amazing city.

A: I told you, its harder than you think. Now

Michelle: It sure is. Are you staying for

let a pro show you how its done.

long?

The Weekend Pick Up Lines (C0306)

James: Only two weeks unfortunately. I wish

A: Lets got out tomorrow night. We can go

I could stay longer but.

to a bar and try to find you a girlfriend.

Michelle: Well listen, if you need someone

B: I dont think thats a good idea. I am just

to show youthe sights then just call me. Im

not good with approaching someone and

having a little get together at my new

starting up a conversation.

apartment next week so if you want to drop

bythen.

A: Maybe you just need a few pick up

James: That sounds great. Id love to! Let

lines,you know, break the ice.

me take down your number Michelle.

Daily Life Boxers and Briefs (C0308)

B: Pick up lines dont work!

A: Lily, I found a pair of mens boxers in the

A: Come on! You can just walk up to a girl

laundry machine this morning!

and say: If you were a booger Id pick you

B: What?!

first.

Thats weird.

Are

they

your

boyfriends?

B: What? Come on! Thats just lame! No girl

would fall for that!

A: Nah, Kevin only wears briefs. Plus, this

A: Fine, then you can say: So there you

pair is extra small!

are! Ive been looking all over for YOU, the

woman of my dreams!

B: What do they look like?

B: Thats a good one! I think thats pretty

A: Theyre light blue with thin pink stripes...

funny.

Oh, and theres a Snoopy on it which is

A: Yeah, so you make her laugh, you make a

hilarious, hahah...

fool of yourself a little bit and then you buy

B: Those are my undies!

her a drink.

Global View Indian Food (C0309)

B: Ok, how does this sound: I was so

A: So where is this mystery restaurant that

enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that

we are going to?

wall over there. So I am going to need your

B: Its an Indian restaurant! I know you have

name and number for insurance purposes.

never had Indian food, so I thought you

A: Nice! Lets go!

might want to try.

The Office Small Talk Series Showing

Interest

A: That sounds great! I am craving some

(C0307)

type of beef dish.

Tina: Hey Michelle, this is my friend James.

B: Well, Indian cuisine actually doesnt serve

Hes visiting Shanghai from New York.

beef. You see, cows are a sacred animal, a

Michelle: Oh, hi James. Nice to meet you.

very important element inthe Hindu religion,

So, uh. you visiting for business or pleasure?

so beef is not eaten.

A: I see, so what are we having? Chicken?

James: Well, actually a little of both. Im

B: There are many amazing dishes to choose

meeting some business contacts but Im also

from.

taking some Mandarin classes too.

masalawhich is an amazing curry. Its a bit

We

can

havesome

chicken

tikka

spicy, but I think you can handle it.

Michelle: Thats cool! Hows it going?

A: Sounds good! I have always heard that

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Indian spices give a rich flavor to food.

quickly

please.

Right,

the

subject

ofthe

B: Yeah. Also, we can have some Naan bread

meeting is.

which is baked in a tandoori oven. Since you

Sally: Hi guys. Please excuse me ,I was held

dont use any utensils to eat, you can use

up in traffic.

this bread to scoop upthe curry or rice.

Maggie Gao: Right, as I was saying the

A: What about veggies?

subject ofthe m. . .

B: They have a good variety of vegetable

Bruno: Hi Maggie. Im terribly sorry. The

based dishes like palak paneer, vegetable

traffic is murder out there.

samosas or Daal.

Maggie Gao: Sit down Bruno! Okay now, as

A: It all sounds exquisite! I cant wait!

you are aware, the topic for this meeting is

The Office Small Talk 2 (C0310)

The importance of being punctual. Who

James: So Michelle, let me introduce you to

would like to start?

Maria. Shes my colleague from Brazil. Maria,

The Weekend Ordering Drinks (C0312)

this is Michelle.

A: What Can I get you?

Maria: Hi Michelle. So what do you do here

B: Ill have a Cosmo please.

in Shanghai? I mean, what work do you do?

C: Dude! You cant order a Cosmo! Thats a
Michelle: I work in advertising right now.

ladies drink, youre embarrasing me!

How about you?

B: What are you talking about? Its a good
Maria: Im actually inthe wine business.

drink!

Michelle: That sounds really great. I love

C: Its too soft! Order something with a little

wine myself! Is this your first time to

more kick to it!

Shanghai Maria?

B: Fine! Ill have a sex on the beach.

Maria: No actually, I often visit. I usually

C: You have to be kidding me!

come to China for business at least once a

B: Come on! Its delicious! Especially when

year.

served in a pineapple or coconut.

Also,

love

the

restaurants

in

Shanghai, so thats a good reason to come.

C: Forget it, Im ordering for you. Ill have a

Michelle: Me too. Actually, theres a great

Scotch on the rocks and my friend here will

Brazilian restaurant I recommend. I mean,

have a Manhattan. Put it on my tab. Here

the food is delicious butthe service isnt so

now this is a real drink!

good. I often like to get together with friends

B: Thats strong! This is going to get me

and have a great barbecue there.

wasted!

James: We should go together some time.

C: Thats the idea!

Michelle: Wonderful idea! Id love that!

The Office Small talk 3 (C0313)

The Office Sorry Im Late (C0311)

Maggie

Gao:

Okay

everyone,

shall

Grace: Hey Michelle! Is that you?

we

Michelle: Wow, Grace! Long time no see!

begin?

Where have you been?

Bill: Sorry Maggie, but we are missing a few

Grace: Oh yeah. Well you see I got a

people. Can we hang on a sec?

promotion, so I moved tothe new Pudong

Maggie Gao: Well, I did say eleven oclock

office last September.

sharp, and its now five past so. . . .

Michelle: You did? Congratulations!
James: Hi everyone, Im so sorry Im late.

Grace: Thanks a lot. So how are things with

Its raining cats and dogs outside and I had

you Michelle?

to wait ages for a taxi.

Michelle: Well, same old same oldyou know.

Maggie Gao: Okay James, take a seat

Nothing much has changed here.

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Grace: Are you still seeing Chris?

opening. . . .

Michelle: No, actually we split up last

month.

Tracy: Okay, more relaxed. Got it. . . . Hey

Grace: Oh dear. Im sorry to hear that.

Sally, whats up? Its Tracy here, just.

Michelle: But I met a really cute guy last

Melanie: Okay Tracy, now its too relaxed!

night at a networking party so, . . . .....well,

Youve still got to show some respect. How

lets just wait and see......

about starting with Dear Ms. Cooper, Im

Grace: Good for you Michelle!

writing to confirm. . . ?

Daily Life Making A Collect Call (C0314)

Tracy: Great, okay. Dear Miss Cooper, Im

writing to confirm the final quotation forthe

A: This isthe operator, how may I help you?

full page back cover color advertisement you

B: Yes, I would like to make a collect call.

requested

forthe

spring

issue

of

Voila

magazine.
A: Ok sir, please dial the number. Now please

Melanie: Thats great. . . .

state your name.

Tracy: The final costing, including advert

design and production, comes to forty-five

B: Tommy.

thousand

A: Please wait a moment. Hello, you have a

payment ten working days before publication

collect call from Tommy. Would you like to

or we will cancel the ad. Thanks for. . .

accept the charges?

Melanie: Woo, okay back up a second Tracy.

C: Yes of course.

Thats too direct. Can I suggest you say,

A: Dad?

please note thatfinal payment is due two

C: Yeah Tommy, what happened are you ok?

working weeks before publication? You dont

A: Yeah dad everything is ok. Im calling you

want to offend her.

because I want to know if its ok for me to go

Tracy: Oops okay. You are right. Then I can

to my friends house today after school.

just end with All the best, Tracy

C: Yeah sure no problem. You scared me to

Melanie: Hmmmm, maybe, but Id play it

death! Ive told you to make a collect call in

safeand just finish with Yours Sincerely.

case of an emergency only! Why didnt you

Thats more professional.

call me from your mobile phone?

Tracy: Oh, Melanie you are a life saver,

B: I ran out of credit and I also didnt have

thank you!

twenty five cents N forthe payphone. Sorry

Daily Life Small Talk Series 4 Discussi

dad.

ng Recent

The Office Sending A Quote Via Email (

Workevents (C0316)

C0315)

Jeremy: Hi Michelle. Do you need to usethe

Tracy: Melanie, can you help me with

photocopier?

six

hundred

RMB.

We

want

something? We need to finalize the account

with the Mexican Embassy and, I need some

Michelle: Oh hi Jeremy. No please, go

advice on phrasing this letter correctly in

ahead. So how are you Jeremy? I was talking

English.

to Linda about you only last week.

Melanie: Sure Tracy, let me just get my

laptop. all set. Tracy: Okay, so. . . . . . .

Jeremy: Oh Im fine thanks. Im super busy

toWhom It May Concern, I am writing.

with work actually. Did you hear about the

Lawson contract?

Melanie: Um, Tracy? I think thats a little too

formal. I know you want to be polite but

Michelle: No, tell me more.

youve already made contact with them, so in

Jeremy: Well, I was discussing the contract

English you can be more relaxed inthe

with Bill and he said that they metthe head

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of Lawsons last week.

income tax. Some use higher property taxes

Michelle: And.

or sales taxes instead.

Jeremy: And hopefully they are going to

Emily: I see. All right, well I think everything

confirm the deal on Wednesday, fingers

else I can figure out on my own. The

crossed

deductions for health insurance and my

Michelle:

Thats

great

news

Jeremy.

401(K) are pretty self-explanatory. Thanks

Congratulations! Anyway, I must get back,

for your help, Susan.

but give my regards to your wife Monica.

Susan: No problem! All those deductions do

Jeremy: I will Michelle. Speak to you soon.

add up, and nobodys net pay is as high as

The Office First Paycheck (C0317)

theyd like. I can understand why youd want

Emily: Hey, Susan. Have you got a sec? I

some explanation.

have some questions about my paycheck.

Emily: Yeah, I guess its the same in the UK,

Susan: You bet, Emily. Pull up a chair.

I just never paid much attention. See you

later!

Emily: Well, this is my first paycheck here

Global View Allergies (C0318)

inthe States and there are a few things I

Jim: Argh...I feel terrible, I keep sneezing

dont understand. First off, what is this FICA,

and my eyes are all watery, whats wrong

and SUI Y tax, and why are there deductions

with me?

both

Tom: Wow, youre not dying are you, it looks

for

Medicare

and

for

my

health

insurance plan?

like you have a cold, you should take some

medicine.

Susan: OK, lets start from the top of your

pay stub. This number here represents your

Jim: I dont think its a cold, I feel fine if I

gross pay.

move a few feet away from my desk.

Emily:

Yes,

thats

easy

enough

to

understand.

Tom:

Susan: Then here we have a series of

quarantine ha ha, jokes aside, I think you

deductions. First off are the federal ones.

might have an allergy.

FICA

Insurance

Jim: An allergy? I never thought about that,

Contribution Act, or something like that. Its

I dont think Im allergic to pollen though and

your federal income tax. And then theres

Im desensitized to bee stings after being

Social Security and Medicare, which are both

stung so many times, Hmm.. .

federal programs to help you out after you

Jim: Ow! Why did you chuck that peanut at

retire or if you were unable to work.

me? Tom: Just checking if youre allergic to

Emily: All right, I see. So the Medicare isnt

peanuts, I guess not.

actually a health insurance I can use now.

Jim: Not funny! I could have gone into

Susan:

Anaphylactic Shock.

stands

Thats

for

right.

Federal

Below

the

federal

Maybe

we

should

put

you

into

deductions are the state deductions. Theres

Tom: Okay my bad, how about dust? This

the state income tax, and then this SUI

office is full of it.

SDItax you were asking about is paying into

Jim: Yes the whole is office is dusty yet I

an unemployment and disability fund that

only feel affected near our desks!

our state has set up, but you can see its a

Cat: Meow meow meow

pretty small quantity that they take.

Jim: You brought your cat into the office?!

Emily: Yeah, I dont mind giving them a

Tom: Yes, its Mr Snuffles birthday today, I

dollar

didnt want him to be alone on his special

fifty

for

that.

So

there

are

two

separate income taxes one at a state level

day!

and one at a federal level?

Jim: ACHOO! Argh put it away ACHOO!

Susan: Thats right. Not all states have an

Tom: I guess we found the problem, your

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allergic to cats!

test mark you on the number of questions

Daily Life Small Talk 5 Brief Talk With

answered but also on the difficulty.

A Stranger (C0319)

Ash: Okay this sounds a little tough, how am

Older gentle- man: Oh dear Miss, you are

I supposed to practice for this?

soaked!

Mindy: Up to you, you could have a one on

Wow,

its

really

raining

heavily

outside.

one session with a tutor or group sessions,

Michelle: Yes, it sure is. I had to run here

you can also use free or private computer

from work! I need to rush as Im on my

software. Going to church might help as well!

lunch break.

Ash: No matter what I do Im going to ace

this test and go on to become a corporate fat

Older gentle- man: ell please, why dont

cat!

you go ahead of

Mindy: Umm.. . Thats the spirit!

Global View Thai Food (C0321)

me in line? Im in no hurry.

A: What did you cook?

Michelle: Oh, thats so nice of you! Thank

B: Well, as you know I was in Thailand last

you very much.

month,and I took a cooking class! So I

Older gentle- man: My pleasure Miss.

prepared some ofmy favorite dishes.

Actually, could you recommend what to eat

here? Ive never been here before.

A: Great idea! As long as I dont get food

Michelle: Sure. Well, the avocado sandwich

poisoning!So what is onthe menu tonight?

is delicious, and its the healthiest thing on

the menu. Personally, I think the beef salad

B: Ok, for starters we have Tom Yam soup.

is the tastiest choice. I usually get that. Also,

Its a bit spicy, but really good!

the milkshakes are the best milkshakes in

A:

town!

lemongrass really gives it a nice taste!

Older gentle- man: Well, thanks for the

B: Now this next dish is one of the most

suggestions. Michelle: Oh, dont mention it.

famous. Foreignerscall it papaya salad butthe

Global View Taking The GMAT (C0320)

proper name is Tom Sam. It is a spicy salad

Ash: I cant seem to progress up the career

made

ladder no matter how hard I try and I have

including shredded unripened papaya and

been here for 2 years already!

tomato.

Mindy: Well, have you thought of getting an

A: This is delicious! The combination of sour

MBA? I heard it does wonders in getting you

and spicy is really interesting! I could have

to the top.

this everyday!

This

is

from

delicious!

mix

of

The

fresh

ginger

and

vegetables

B: Ok, now forthe last and best dish in my

Ash: An MBA hey. . . well my degree wasnt

opinion. This is called Pad Thai. Its stir-fried

in business, the business schools wont be

noodles with eggs, fish sauce, tamarind

interested in me.

juice, red chili pepper plus bean sprouts,

Mindy:

Nonsense!

The

business

shrimp and tofu and garnished with crushed

schools

peanuts

measure your ability through a test called

Test,

it

contains

Admission

three

Analytical

parts;

practically

was so creative and delicious!

what will the test contain?

Management

Its

A: Wow, this is great! I never knew Thai food

Ash: GMAT? What does that stand for and

Graduate

coriander.

Thailands national dish!

GMAT.

Mindy:

and

B: Wantsome more?
A: Im stuffed!
The Office Small Talk 6 Talking About

Writing Assessment, the Quantitative section,

Yourself

and the Verbal section. Not only does the

(C0322)
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Michelle: Excuse me, is this seat taken?

A: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

B: Not much really. Its more of an American

Stranger: No, please feel free.

tradition, so back home we dont really

celebrate it. In fact, I am not even sure of

Michelle: Thanks a lot.

what exactly is being celebrated!

Stranger: Do you work in Shanghai?

A: Well you know, its a time to get together

Michelle: Yes I do. How about you?

with all your family and be thankful for

Stranger: No, Im a tourist. This place is

everything!

amazing! Its much bigger than I imagined,

and much more exciting! Theres so much to

B: Yeah but, how did this holiday come to

see here.

be?

Michelle: You can say that again! Its much

A: Well, the first settlers of Massachusetts

more modern than people imagine. Where

arrived

are you from?

persecution from England and King James.

Stranger: Um, well lets see.....Im from

Once inthe New World, they befriended an

Kansas originally. A much quieter and more

native named Squanto, who taught them

peaceful place than here, thats for sure!

how to harvest food from the area such as

Michelle: Uh huh....

corn.

Stranger: But Im living in Paris right now.

B: Interesting! I am amazed how big and

Michelle: Oh Paris! Wonderful, Id love to

delicious thanksgiving dinners are!

visit some time!

A: Come to my house for Thanksgiving! We

Daily Life Cancelled Flight (C0323)

are having turkey, pumpkin pie, mashed

A: Good afternoon Sir, may I please see your

potatoes with gravy, and lots of stuffing!

passport and reservation?

B: Count me in!

B: Here you go.

The Office Small Talk 7 Talking About

there

because

of

religious

A Trip (C0325)

A: Im sorry sir, this flight has been cancelled

Jim: Hey Michelle. Good to see you. Are you

due to some mechanical problems.

at lunch?
Michelle: Oh hi Jim. No I just got back. I

B: Cancelled! So what am I supposed to do

thought you were on vacation now.

now?
A: We apologize for any inconveniences that

Jim: No, I wish I was! I just got back from

may be caused by this. If your flight is

Spain actually.

urgent, I can put you on a waiting list for

another flight this evening, but its on a first

Michelle: Oh wonderful! Have you been

come first served basis, so there is no

there before or was it your first time?

guarantee that you will be able to take that

Jim: My first time. Ive traveled around

flight.

Europe a lot, but this was my first time to

B: Whats my other option?

Spain. It was amazing, and the weather was

A: If you can wait until tomorrow, we will put

just beautiful! No rain, and just sun, sun,

youup in a hotel for today and you can take

sun....

scheduled flight for tomorrow morning.

Michelle: Im so jealous of you. Ive never

B: Thats fine. Ill do that then.

been

A: Thank you for your understanding sir. I

dreamed of traveling around and seeing the

will book your flight now.

sights.

Global View Thanksgiving Dinner (C03

Jim: Well, I really recommend Spain. You

24)

really should go.Anyway, its been great to

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anywhere

in

Europe.

Ive

always

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catch up, but I must be going, this is my

report this morning. Thanks for that. Are you

floor. Speak again soon I hope.

joining the conference today?

Michelle: For sure. Take care.

Daily Life Report Card (C0326)

Michelle: Yes, Im leaving at four pm.

A: Look, Jimmys report came today.

Mr Camp-bell:Good, well we can discuss

B: Lets have a look. What is this? Where are

this more then, but I think the figures are

all the grades?

looking very good for this quarter.

Michelle: Yes, me too.

A: Hes in the third grade Sam! You see

Mr Camp-bell:Im planning to discuss the

under each subject that he is being taught in

advertising budget at the conference. I dont

school, he receives a mark from one to

think

three. A one means his achievement or work

advertising.

is excellent. Here in Science for example he

Michelle:

got a two, which means its satisfactory.

expensive.

we

should
No,

me

continue

with

the

TV

neither. Its

far

too

Mr. Camp-bell:Well, lets discuss this more at

B: What about here in physical education?

the conference. Maybe we can share a taxi

A: He got a three here which means its

there.

unsatisfactory. We should work on that with

Michelle: Yes, sure.

him.

Daily Life Going To The Bakery (C0329)

B: So confusing! In my day we got an A or B

A: Welcome to Als Bakery. What can I get

if we were doing well and if we failed an

you?

exam we would get an F!

B: Hi! Let me get a dozen croissants, four

Daily Life Buying A Pair Of Jeans (C032

blueberry muffins and a loaf of sourdough

7)

bread.

A: Excuse me, can I try on this pair of jeans?

B: Sure. Let me see... Im afraid we dont

A:Sure. Would you like to have the loaf

have any size eights left.

sliced?

A: What are you talking about? Im always a

B: No, thats OK. Do you have any whole

size four. Here, Ill try these.

wheat bread?
A: We are out at the moment. May I suggest

B: They seem a bit too tight. Shall I find you

some rye bread?

a larger size?

B: Sure that sounds good. Do you have any

A: No, they fit fine! They show off my curves

cakes?

perfectly!

A: We have various birthday cakes and also

B: Yeah, your love handles. Yeah, they sure

ice cream cakes.

do, although... here, you forgot to close this

B: Ill just take a cheesecake.

button.

A: Will that be all?

A: Yeah right, Ill do it now...

B: Yes.

The Office Small Talk 8 Talking About

A: Your total is forty three dollars and twenty

Work (C0328)

cents.

Mr. Camp-bell:Ah Michelle hi. I was hoping

The Weekend Fortune Telling (C0330)

to see you. How have you been? Hows the

A: Look at this newspaper article about this

family?

famous local medium. It says that she is

Michelle: Oh hello Mr. Campbell. Im fine

really gifted and so popular now, that she is

and Jacks doing well. How are you?

booked solid with appointments for the next

twelve months!

Mr. Camp-bell:Im fine thanks. I got your

B: You dont really believe in all that hocus

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pocus mumbo jumbo do you?

Driver can you stop here please?

Daily Life - Setting Up Your Voice mail

A: Well I have had many friends that went to

Message

a psychic and got their palms read and most

(C0332)

of the things the psychic told her came true!

A: Can you help me set up my voicemail

message? I just got this service and I am not

B: Of course it does! They tell you general

really sure what

and obvious things like that you will be

I am supposed to say.

successful or have a big house. I think most

B: Sure! You just basically gotta let the caller

of the times they are just scam artists.

know who they called, and ask them for their

A: Well historically it is a practice that many

contact information so you can call them

cultures share. Reading the tarot cards, in

back.

the east they would even read tea leaves! I

A: Ok, so can I say, This is Abbys

even heard that there are people that make

voicemail. I will call you later, so leave me

you smoke a cigar, and then read your

your name and number.

ashes.

B: Thats more or less the idea, but try

B: All superstitious nonsense! I would still

something that sounds more friendly.

like to go to one and see what he or she has

A: Ok, so how about this, This is Abby and

to say, just for kicks.

I am really happy you called! I promise I will

A: Great! Ill make an appointment!

give you

The Office small talk 9 - Talking About

a ring as soon as I can, so please leave me

The Weather (C0331)

your name and number. Talk to you soon!.

Melissa: Hey Michelle, jump in quick. Its

B: A little too friendly Abby. Just say this,

pouring out there!

Hi, you have reached Abby. I am unable to

Michelle: Oh hi Melissa. Are you going to the

answer your

conference too? I was planning to pick up Mr.

call right now, but if you leave me your name

Campbell.

and phone number, I will get back to you as

Melissa: Yes, he told me. We need to pick

soon as possible. Thanks.

him up at his hotel and then go to the

A: Thats perfect! Can you say that again and

conference.

record

Michelle: Oh I see, okay. So I heard you got

it for me?

married. Congratulations!

Global View - Human Anatmoy (C0333)

Melissa: Ah thank you! Im very excited. We

A: OK class, so today we are going to

were going to get married next year, but

continue with our anatomy class, today we

then we decided to get married on holiday

will review everything we have learned. Can

instead.

anyone tell me what the first major organ is?

It was wonderful.

B: The brain!

Michelle: That sounds so romantic! Jack and

A: Thats right the brain! It serves as a

I were hoping to get married in Europe next

control center for the body, handling the

year, but we had to postpone our plans. We

processes of the central nervous system as

just dont have the money!

well as cognition. Then what major organ is

Melissa: I know what you mean. I think

in our chest?

Shanghai is getting more and more

B: The heart!

expensive, dont you?

A: Very good! It pumps blood throughout the

Michelle: I sure do. In my opinion its

body, using the circulatory system such as

actually becoming more expensive than back

blood vessels and veins. Now lets not forget

home.

that our lungs provide oxygen to our heart

Melissa: Definitely. Oh theres Mr. Campbell.

and body to keep us alive! Now what about

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the organs that help us digest food?

A: Sounds like fun! When we go he always

B: The stomach and intestines!

just likes to play in the sandbox.

A: Very good! Lets not forget that the

B: Yeah, but today he was really hyper. He

stomach is the one that breaks down our

even got on the monkey bars and then he

food and our intestines process that food and

went on to go on the swings for a half hour.

then expel the waste. Are we forgetting

Im exhausted!

anything?

A: You should go to the park more often

B: Yeah! Our kidneys, liver and bladder!

since you dont go to the gym anymore!

A: Oh yes, you are right. Very important

Daily Life - Christmas Traditions

organs indeed.

(C0336)

B: So what do these organs do teacher?

A: What are you doing awake?

A: Well, ummm, they...Time for a break! We

B: I cant sleep...

can talk about it when you get back.

A: But its almost midnight!

The Office - Small Talk 10 - General Talk

B: Exactly. Im too excited for Christmas

(C0334)

morning.

Mr. Campbell: Hi ladies. Thanks for picking

Also, I thought I heard Santa.

me up. Its awful weather out there!

A: Really? How do you know it was Santa?

Michelle: Absolutely. Its been raining for

B: Well I heard that naughty boys and girls

hours.

get coal in

Mr. Campbell: How are you Melissa? Are you

their stockings, so I thought Id be nice and

okay?

make

Melissa: Im great thanks, Mr. Campbell.

Santa cookies. I even left out some milk. I

Michelle: Do you have any business trips

heard someone in the kitchen eating the

planned soon Mr. Campbell?

cookies, so I came downstairs!

Mr. Campbell: Of course. Im always

A: Hmm... well I know that Santa wont

traveling! I will leave for London next

come down the chimney with you hiding

Monday, and then Ill fly to Boston from

behind the tree, spying on him!

there. Its going to be a busy month. How

B: Really?

about you Michelle? Any vacation plans?

A: Really! Lets go back upstairs and get

Michelle: Yes. Mike and I will travel to

back to bed. That way, we can let Santa do

Beijing to see Mikes parents for Spring

his job. Then when you wake up, it will be

festival, and hopefully next year we will visit

Christmas already!

London. I hear its a wonderful city.

B: O-K...

Mr. Campbell: I couldnt agree more. London

A: Hey, honey! Is that you? Dont eat all the

is really fantastic. Its my favorite city. Im

cookies

sure youll have a great time.

- I want some, too!

Global View - The Night Before

The Weekend - Going To The Playground

Christmas (C0337)

(C0335)

It was the night before Christmas, when all

A: Hey honey! Where were you?

through the house

B: I decided to take Kenny to the park and

Not a creature was stirring, not even a

get some fresh air.

mouse;

A: How was it? Were there a lot of kids?

The stockings were hung bythe chimney with

B: It wasnt too crowded, but we had a great

care,

time! We got on the see-saw together, the

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be

went on a couple of different slides and then

there;

I tried to go with him in the jungle gym, but

The children were nestled all snug in their

I didnt fit.

beds,
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And mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap,

how merry!

Had just settled down for a long winters nap,

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a

When out on the lawn there arose such a

cherry!

clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a

was the matter.

bow,

Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore

Andthe beard of his chin was as white as the

open the shutters and threw up the sash.

snow;

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his

snow

teeth,

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

Andthe smoke it encircled his head like a

When, what to my wondering eyes should

wreath;

appear,

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful

reindeer,

of jelly.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

elf,

More rapid than eagles his coursers they

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of

came,

myself;

And he whistled, and shouted, and called

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

them by name;

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer

dread;

and Vixen!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and

work,

Blitzen!

And filled allthe thestockings; then turned

To the top of the porch! to the top of the

with a jerk,

wall!

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

And giving a nod, upthe chimney he rose;

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a

fly,

whistle,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to

And away they all flew like the down of a

the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers

thistle.

they flew,

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of

With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas

sight,

too.

Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof.

Daily Life - Having Leftovers (C0338)

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

A: Whats for dinner?

As I drew in my head, and was turning

B: Leftovers.

around,

A: What? Leftovers of what and from when?

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a

B: From last night! I took the left over

bound.

turkey, mixed it with some diced peppers and

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to

onions, added a little bit of mayonnaise and

his foot,

made some sandwiches!

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes

A: Isnt that dangerous though? I mean

and soot;

bacteria and germs reproducing on food that

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

was left out or reheated?

And he looked like a peddler just opening his

B: Well, I didnt leave the turkey out at room

pack.

temperature for more than an hour and I

His eyes how they twinkled! his dimples

refrigerated it soon after we finished eating.

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Also, when reheating,

A: Yeah I know what you mean. Thats why

I put it in the oven for fifteen minutes at one

this year

hundred degrees Celsius.

I am keeping things more simple. Maybe like

A: Well ok, I am just afraid of getting food

getting together with friends I havent seen

poisoning.

in a long time, or doing some volunteering

B: Dont worry about it! Making a new meal

work.

out of leftovers is almost an art! Not only do

B: That seems reasonable. We should get

you save money, but you also get to be

together and watch the ball drop in Times

creative and have something different to eat!

Square.

Global View - Parent Teacher

A: Sure, as long as you dont try to kiss me

Conference (C0339)

at midnight!

A: Thank you for coming tonight Mrs.

B: Well, we cant break tradition! Its bad

Webber. As a teacher, its great seeing the

luck!

kids parents assist our parent-teacher

Daily Life - Baking A Cake (C0341)

conference night.

A: Ok, so are you ready to learn how to bake

B: Of course! I am very interested to know

a cake?

how my child is doing and also get some

B: Almost, let me just put my apron on.

insight from you as to how he can improve.

A: Ok, so the first thing we are going to do is

A: Well Allen is a great student. He is a hard

preheat the oven, that way we have it at the

worker and very well behaved, however he

desired temperature once we finish preparing

does struggle a bit with math.

everything.

B: I guess he gets that from me, I never did

Set it to three hundred and seventy five

well in math when I was a kid. What can I do

degrees

at home to compliment what he is learning in

Fahrenheit.

the classroom.

B: Got it.

A: Well, its important that you sit with him

A: No we are gonna make the batter. Take

and review his homework assignments and

some butter and sugar and mix it lightly until

help him with math. I would also recommend

you have a nice consistency. Then add some

he stay after school twice a week for tutoring

vanilla extract and eggs and continue mixing.

sessions. It will really help a lot.

B: Do I have to use a whisk or can I use the

B: Thanks a lot! I will definitely do that. Is

electric mixer?

there anything else?

A: Go ahead and use the mixer, but put it on

A: Um.. yes. Here is a notice from our

medium speed. Im gonna sift the flour and

financial department, seems your childs

baking powder separately and then we can

tution is overdue.

mix it with milk and the rest of the

B: Oh yes, I....

ingredients.

Global View - Happy New Year! (C0340)

B: Ok, so now we need a baking pan right?

A:: Its almost midnight! We are about to

A: Yeah, but grease and flour it first so the

start a brand new year!

cake wont stick to it when it bakes.

B: I know its so exciting! A new year is

B: Done. So how long do we bake it for?

always like a clean slate.

A: We can leave it in there for about twenty

A:: fresh start to accomplish any dreams,

five minutes.

objectives and goals.

Then we let it cool for ten minutes before we

A: Do you have a New Years resolution?

remove the cake from the pan.

B: I was thinking about it, but Im never able

B: Wow! This was a lot easier than I thought!

to keep my New Years resolution. Last year

Global View - At The Library (C0342)

for example I joined a gym and only went

A: Wow! Look at all these books! I bet I can

twice.

find a book about anything here!

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B: Shhh!! Please keep your voice down.

C: Very well sir. Anything to drink?

There are people reading and studying here.

A: Can we get a bottle of your house white

A: Ok, Im sorry. Are you the librarian?

wine please?

Maybe you can help me, I am looking for a

C: Superb choice. I will be back shortly with

book.

the wine.

B: Yes I am. You can check our online

Global View - Booking A Hotel Room

catalog to search the book you want based

(C0344)

on the genre, title or if you know the author,

A: Madison Suites, how may I help you?

I can point you towards the right direction.

B: Yes, Im calling from Mexico. I will be in

A: I am looking for a book that has nursery

town next week and would like to know if

rhymes.

you have availability.

B: That would be in our childrens section.

B: OK maam, can you tell me the date you

That book shelf there on the right.

expect to check in?

A: Ok, I would like to check out these books.

A: Yes, July ninth. I will be there for seven

B: Do you have a library card?

nights.

A: No. How do I get one?

B: We have a junior single suite or a superior

B: I just need to see your drivers license or

double suite available for those dates.

utility bill to prove that you a resident of this

A: Whats the difference?

state.

B: The junior suite is smaller and has one

A: Here you go.

twin bed, while the superior suite has a

B: So you are all set. You can have these

double bed and mini-bar.

books for two weeks. If you need to have

A: OK, I would like to reserve the superior

them longer, you can bring them here to

suite. Is breakfast included?

renew them. If you dont, you get charged

B: Yes, a buffet breakfast is served every

ten cents a day for each book.

morning. I will need your name and your

A: Ok, thanks!

credit card details in order to complete the

Daily Life - Seafood Dinner (C0343)

reservation.

A: This is such a nice restaurant! I feel so

A: Sure, my credit card number is...

classy!

Daily Life - Working Out (C0345)

B: Yeah, its a little bit pricey, but they serve

A: Do you want to go catch a movie tonight?

the best seafood in town.

B: I cant, I have to go tothe gym.

C: May I Take your order?

A: Come on! You can go tomorrow, just skip

B: Yes, I would like some marinated grilled

it today.

shrimp for starters and Ill also have the

Its not as if you are gonna get in trouble!

lobster.

B: Actually I will! I am working out with a

C: Excellent choice sir. And for you madame?

personal trainer that gets on my case if I

B: I would like the baked oysters and the

dont go. I like it, because it makes me feel

seafood platter.

more obligated to go and get healthy.

C: Very good madame.

A: Thats cool, does your personal trainer

B: That seafood platter sounds good. Excuse

basically teach you how to work out?

me, what does the platter have?

B: Yeah. He makes a work put plan

C: Its a great combination of clams,

depending on the areas I want to work on, or

scallops, squid mussels, calamari and fillets

the muscles I want to build. Like for example

of salmon and tuna.

in order to get better muscle tone in my abs,

It comes with a side of butter sauce and

pecs and biceps, he makes me work out with

French fries.

free weights. Then for my quads, calves and

B: That sounds great! Cancel the lobster and

hamstrings, I do leg lifts or squats.

give me one of the same please.

A: Sounds like you are really getting in

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shape!

Customer: All right. What varietal is that?

Global View - All About Wines (C0346)

Salesperson: Well, this is a French wine, so

Salesperson: Hello there, welcome to

they dont always specify the varietal on the

WineWorld. Let me know if I can help you

label.

out at all.

The French believe that the soil a grape is

Customer: Um, yes, please, I could really

grown in is one of the most important factors

use some help. Im going over to my boss

in the final flavor of the wine.

house for dinner tonight and dont know

This wine is probably a blend of a few

what kind of wine I should bring.

different types of grapes, mostly Viognier,

Salesperson: OK, do you know what kind of

Id guess.

food will be served?

Customer: And you think this is a good wine?

Customer: Well, his wife is Japanese. He said

Salesperson: Yes, this is one of our best-

she makes really good sushi.

sellers. Its not quite as dry as the Sauvignon

Salesperson: Hmm, thats a bit of a

Blanc we were looking at earlier, which

challenge. Sushi is notoriously difficult to pair

means its more approachable. Its light and

with wine.

crisp, with a bit of a vanilla aroma.

Well, lets see. have to be a white wine, of

Customer: Perfect! Ill take it!

course.

Global View - Immigration and Customs

Customer: Why? Wouldnt a red wine go well

(C0347)

with sushi?

A: Good afternoon, passport and arrival card

Salesperson: No, I dont think so. Sushi is a

please.

very delicately flavored food, and red wine

B: Here you are.

would be a jarring contrast. You need a white

A: Where are you coming from?

wine, which has more subtle flavors, to

B: China.

complement the fish.

A: Is this your country of birth or residence.

Customer: I see. So should I get a bottle of

B: I just work there.

Chardonnay? Thats a white wine, right?

A: What is the purpose of your visit to the

Salesperson: Yes, Chardonnay is a white

United States?

wine, but

B: Im here on vacation.

Im not sure itd be your best bet.

A: How long do you plan to stay in the

Chardonnay is one of the more fullbodied

United States?

whites, and tends to be a bit oaky. Id

B: Almost three weeks.

suggest that you go for something

A: Sir, you didnt fill out the information on

brighter, like this Sauvignon Blanc from New

your arrival card of where you will be

Zealand.

staying.

Customer: Sauvignon Blanc? Whats that?

B: Oh, Im sorry, but there are a couple of

Salesperson: Thats another varietal, or type

different places I will travel to within the

of grape, just like Chardonnay.

United States, so I wasnt sure what to put.

Customer: Lets see. The label says its got

A: You must specify an address of the place

attractive citrus and grassy aromas that

where you will spend most of your time.

give way to crisp, mineral flavors and a

B: Ok, here you are.

bonedry finish. Serve chilled. Oh, no, how

A: Do you have enough means to support

long will it take to chill the wine? Im on my

yourself while you are here?

way to the dinner now.

B: Yes. I have some travellers cheques and

Salesperson: Its OK, dont worry, well just

two credit cards.

choose a wine from the cooler. We dont have

A: Very good. Do you have anything to

quite as extensive a selection over here,

declare?

but...this Rhone Valley white would be lovely.

B: Nope. I only have my clothes and camera!

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A: Very well sir, welcome to the United

needles that are micro thin; they dont hurt

States, enjoy your visit.

at all.

The Weekend - Talking About Skincare

However, if you are really scared of

(C0348)

acupuncture, scraping or cupping are also

A: You want to go get a facial with me today?

options.

B: Dude, what are you talking about? Only

B: Scraping is too terrifying. When they

girls do that.

finish scrapping, your body is all red, as if

A: Not at all, guys also get facials, manicures

you were just tortured.

and pedicures. There is nothing wrong with

Cupping is the same, your body ends up with

looking after your skin and looking good.

red circles all over itlooks like someone beat

B: True. So what do they do to you at your

you up.

beauty spa?

A: This only signifies that the toxins have left

A: Well, first they exfoliate my face, getting

the body. Actually, there is only discomfort

rid of all the dead skin. Then I get a face

during the treatment process. Once its over

mask with nutrients that keep my skin

you feel very comfortable.

healthy and young. Afterwards, they apply

B: Chinese medicine is strange. The patients

some moisturizer and you leave feeling like a

are already

million bucks.

ill, and then the doctor makes them suffer

B: That doesnt really sound like something I

more.

would be interested in. In any case, I just

A: This is the only way to get at the problem.

wash my face every night and use sunscreen

Anyway, if you want to relieve the pain, You

during the day.

are just going to have to be tough and do it.

A: Well you should come with me one day,

B: Forget it. I dont want to inflict any more

Im sure youll love it.

pain on myself. In a little while Ill go and

B: Uh... no.

buy some more painkillers and take a nap.

Global View - Chinese Medicine (C0349)

Daily Life - Talking About Relatives

A: Whats wrong?

(C0350)

B: I have a headache. These past few days

A: What are you doing this weekend?

Ive been living off painkillers. Man, I feel like

B: My brother in law is having a small get

my head is going to explode.

together at his house and he invited me.

A: You should get acupuncture treatment. My

A: Is it a family thing or just friends?

mom was always having headache issues

B: A bit of both. Some cousins, aunts and

and it was acupuncture that cured her.

uncles will be there, but also some friends

B: The results are too slow. On top of that,

from the neighborhood.

just the thought of smoking needles poking

A: Is your great uncle Rick going to be

into my flesh frightens me.

there? He is really funny.

A: They dont just randomly stick you, they

B: Yeah he is going to be there with his step-

find your pressure points. The heat allows

son and his ex-wife.

the body to immediately respond to the

A: You mean your sister?

treatment, restoring the bodys chi.

B: No, Rick is actually my great uncle, so he

B: But I get scared the moment I see a

is my grandmothers brother.

needle. How could I stand having needles in

A: You lost me.

my body for hours on end?

B: Ill explain later, lets go.

A: The needles are very thin, and as long as

Daily Life - Vaccinations (C0351)

the doctors technique is good, and the

A: Hello Mrs. Parker, how have you been?

patient himself is relaxed, it wont hurton

B: Hello Dr. Peters. Just fine thank you. Ricky

the contrary it will actually alleviate pain.

and I are here for his vaccines.

Now there are high-tech

A: Very well. Lets see, according to his

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vaccination record, Ricky has received his

Global View - College Life (C0353)

Polio, Tetanus and

A: Hey, Jordan, is that you? Long time no

Hepatitis B shots. He is 14 months old, so he

see!

is due for Hepatitis A, Chickenpox and

B: Oh, hey, no kidding! I havent seen you

Measles shots.

since orientation three months ago! So

B: What about Rubella and Mumps?

howve you been?

A: Well, I can only give him these for now,

Settling into college life OK?

and after a couple of weeks I can administer

A: Yeah, I think so! I pledged Phi Iota Alpha,

the rest.

so Im living at the frat house now.

B: Ok great. Doctor, I think I also may need

B: Oh, so youre a frat boy now, huh?

A: Yeah, yeah, I know, its totally clich e,

Tetanus booster. Last time I got it was

but really, I think its been a good decision.

maybe fifteen years ago!

Ive got a lot of support and good

A: We will check our records and Ill have the

suggestions from the guys.

nurse administer the booster as well. Now,

What about you? What have you been up to?

please hold

B: Not much. Im still living at home and

Rickys arm tight, this may sting a little.

commuting to school. I ended up dropping

Global View - The 7 Wonders Of The

that metalworking class I was so excited

World (C0352)

about. It just wasnt as interesting as Id

A: Have you seen this news article?

hoped. The guidance counselor suggested

Apparently an

that I focus on my prerequisite courses so

organization has made a list to name the

that I can make sure the credits count.

new seven wonders of the world and people

A: That sounds smart. . . but kind of boring.

could vote for them online.

B: Yeah, it is, a little bit. I joined the Great

B: Wow, thats really interesting. So who

Outdoors

won?

Club, though, which has been a lot of fun.

A: Well, the Great Wall of China, the Taj

Weve gone on two camping trips already,

Mahal in

and Ive made some good friends.

India.

A: Thats cool. Hey, so have you decided on

B: Ive been there! It really is an amazing

your major yet?

work of architecture and art. The entire

B: Definitely pre-med. What about you?

complex is made of white marble and in the

A: I still have no clue. . . but we dont have

interior of the tomb, the walls are covered

to declare a major til our sophomore year,

with gems and emeralds!

so Ive got time!

A: Cool! Also amongst the winners is Petra,

Oops, Im late for class. Gotta run!

in Jordan,

B: OK, take care! Hey, nice running into you!

Machu Picchu in Peru and the pyramid in

A: Yeah, you too!

Chichenitza in Mexico.

Global View - Homeschooling (C0354)

B: Wait a minute! It also says that the Christ

A: I think we should home school our

Redeemer statue in Brazil and the Colosseum

children when we decide to have kids.

in

B: What? Why?

Rome are wonders. I would love to go to

A: Well, our public schools here are not very

Italy and see the Colosseum, stand in the

good and private school are just too

middle like a gladiator!

expensive. I have been reading up on home

A: Well, lets see if we can find some cheap

schooling and it has a lot of advantages.

airfare and we can go towards the end of the

B: Like what? I think that by doing

year.

something like that we would be isolating our

B: Good idea!

children from social interaction.

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A: Well, first of all, I would be able to teach

B: Tonight at seven.

them everything they learn in school in a

A: Im sorry sir, but we are fully booked

more relaxed and fun way. I also think that

tonight until eight.

having a one-on-one class is much better

B: In that case, eight oclock is fine.

since you can focus more on his or her

A: Very well, and how many people will

strengths or weaknesses.

attend tonight?

B: I think neither your parents or mine would

B: Four people.

agree to such an idea.

A: Lastly, may I please know what name I

A: I will bring it up over Sunday brunch.

should make the reservation under?

B: Good luck with that!

A: Mark.

Daily Life - Lending Money (C0355)

Daily Life - Text Me (C0358)

A: Can I borrow five bucks?

A: Why didnt you text me last night?

B: No!

B: What? I sent you three or four messages!

A: Come on! Ill pay you back on Tuesday.

A: I didnt get any of them. I was waiting for

B: Last time I lent you money, you never

you to text me the address of where the

paid me back.

party was and I never got your message.

A: I promise if you lend me five dollars

B: Why didnt you just call? I hate sending

today, I will repay you in full next week.

SMS messages.

B: Ok, but Im taking your skateboard as

A: Well, because I didnt have any credit on

collateral.

my phone. I used it all up this month.

A: Fine! I cant believe you dont trust me.

B: I thought you had an unlimited SMS plan?

B: Its nothing personal, just business.

A: I do, but if I dont have any credit in my

Daily Life - Coins and Money (C0356)

phone, it wont let me call or send messages.

A: Help me organize these coins.

B: No wonder you didnt get my texts!

B: Thats a lot of money! What did you do?

Global View - E-mail Scam (C0359)

Break the piggy bank?

A: I got an urgent email from Tom! He says

A: Yeah, Im gonna go to the bank and

he is in

change it for bills, but first I have to separate

London and got robbed and needs us to wire

them into little piles.

him some money for his hotel.

B: Ok, Ill find all the quarters and dimes

B: What? That sounds really dodgy tome.

while you sort the nickels and pennies.

A: No way, Tom is an honest person, he

A: Great, then we can add everything up and

wouldnt lie tome.

take it to the bank.

B: No I mean, it seems like someone may

B: I found some coins that are not from

have hacked his email account and sent that

here.

out. I mean think about it, why would he

A: Oh yeah, those are from my trip to

email you instead of calling you.

London. I have a couple of different pence,

A: Do you really think someone is trying to

but in all it wont add up to one pound.

scam people into sending money?

B: Are you sure the bank will change these

B: For sure! There are so many con artists

coins for you?

out there, you never really know.

A: Hopefully!

Global View - Urban Legends (C0360)

Daily Life - Making A Dinner Reservation

A: Have you read all these crazy things that

(C0357)

are going on around the world?

A: Bruno Bistro, how may I help you?

B: What do you mean?

B: Yes hello, I would like to make a

A: I was reading about how some people get

reservation please.

tricked or drugged in their hotel rooms and

A: Certainly sir, For which day and time

have their organs removed! Then they are

please?

sold on the black market.

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B: Dont tell me you actually believe all that?

I was feeling detached and lonely, even

Dont be so gullible, they are just urban

though there was really no reason to feel

legends. They are just stories people make

that way.

up to scare you.

A: Well, maybe your mood will swing

A: Well, I was also reading about how some

positively and you will feel confident, brave

popular songs have subliminal or even

and hopeful!

satanic messages if you play them

B: I hope you are right.

backwards! Can you believe that?

Daily Life - Living With Your Parents

B: You really think an artist or songwriter is

(C0363)

going to go through the trouble of putting

A: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?

subliminal or satanic messages in a song?

B: I dont know, she said she was tired of me

Dont be so naive!

not manning up and being more

A: Well maybe you are right, but how about

independent, which I think is all a bunch of

the story of how KFC has rows of headless

crap.

chickens which are super grown in order to

A: Well, you still live with your parents, so

get bigger chickens faster!

she does have a point.

B: Sounds a bit too far fetched to be true

B: What do you mean? Lots of people live

dont you think?

with their parents, especially when rent is so

Daily Life - Fast Food (C0361)

expensive and the slump in the economy.

A: Im hungry, lets order up something to

A: Yeah, but you are almost forty! Plus, you

eat.

make good money so there is really no

B: Ok, maybe we can order a soup and a

excuse. Its simply because you are a

salad from the restaurant down the street.

mommas boy.

A: I was thinking of getting a hamburger,

B: Whatever dude, I have everything I need,

fries and a chocolate sundae.

why would I move out! Have a great roof

B: You eat too much junk food. That sort of

over my head, my mom does my laundry

stuff clogs up your arteries and is very high

and cooks for me, what else could a guy ask

in cholesterol.

for!

A: Well I never seem to gain weight so I

A: Lets agree to disagree.

dont mind.

Daily Life - Hiring Help (C0364)

B: Its not only about getting fat or not, its

A: Can you help me write a newspaper ad?

about being healthy. You could really have

B: Sure, what are you looking to buy or sell?

some health problems later on.

A: Actually, I want to hire someone to help

A: How about pizza or maybe some fried

me around the house.

chicken!

B: Oh, you want to get a maid?

Better yet, lets order some hot dogs!

A: Well, I think its better if you call her a

B: You are a lost cause.

cleaning lady or domestic help.

Daily Life - What Mood Are You In?

B: Ok, so what do you want her to do?

(C0362)

A: Well, lets see. I want her to come in three

A: Are you ok? You seem a bit anxious.

times a week for a couple of hours to clean

B: Yeah Im OK, I have been having a lot of

the kitchen, bathroom and maybe do some

mood swings lately. I think it has to do with

cooking.

the pills my doctor prescribed that are

B: Got it. And how much do you offer per

causing chaos on my hormones.

month?

A: So you mean you feel ecstatic one minute

A: I would pay her hourly, I dont know what

and then blue the next?

the going rate is though.

B: Yeah, its weird. For example just this

B: I know for sure its more than minimum

morning

wage but maybe you should just negotiate

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with the person that answers the ad.

A: Great! Thanks for your help!
Daily Life - Household Chores (C0365)
A: Kevin, what is this mess? It looks like a
pigsty in here! Clean this up!
B: Ok dad, I will do it in a minute, let me just
finish this level of this game.
A: No, I said now! Plus, you are grounded,
youre not allowed to play video games. I
want you to make your bed, do the laundry
and then come downstairs and sweep the
floors.
B: Thats so unfair!
A: You have to pull your weight around here
young man. My house, my rules.
B: But I already mopped the floors, dusted
the furniture and vacuumed the rugs!
A: Thats great, but you still have work to do,
so get to it.

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