Issue II

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February XLL A.S.

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Editorial

Letter from the Redaction

Editors & Design

These
articles
are
written
for
strong
people. By that I don't
mean physically strong.
I mean that, if I wanted
to
write
for
the
undifferentiated mass
who think newspapers are a source of what's
actually happening of interest in the world,
I'd write like Ann Coulter: demonize a clear
enemy, make some jokes at their expense,
and then assert the ego of the individual as
being supreme for having a certain set of
widely-publicized beliefs. I write these
instead for those who create, whether
civilizations or art, depending on your
specialization.

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Addicted to Crucifixion undertakes to
publish views of a non-conformist nature,
which confront the status quo and slay its
sacred cows. We are therefore opposed to all
creeds, ideologies and religions which seek
to impose global uniformity on humanity,
whether it be in the guise of capitalism,
socialism, pacifism, egalitarianism or
humanitarianism, or in the name of Christ,
Allah or Jehovah.
We champion the creative individual above
the mass, the defiant above the submissive.

In past times I'd say these articles are for

strong men, but I don't feel it fair to give
slight to women, given the expectations of
feminism instilled in them: there are strong
women too, and on the frontier these were
expected to be defenders and rulers of the
house, and not too feminine to pick up a
bow and arrow or rifle and do away with
raiders, fighting in concert with men.
However, men - the male, assertive, actionoriented mindset that is instilled in a human
during fetal development by hormones - are
a different creature than women, and I say
long live the difference, as it makes for a
system of checks and balances which is
necessary for civilization. Men err toward
the active; women err toward the passive.
Together there's a future. But those must
both be strong, which does not mean a
dissolution of the feminine or adulteration of
the masculine.
Because I write for strong people, I'm given
the trivial grace of saying things you can't
yap about in public, and the much more

potent one of being able to take on difficult

topics without having to put them in linear
terms for the crowd, thus losing subtlety.
Since this is mine to dispose, today I write
about racial loathing: the impulse of strong
people to draw swords and slaughter those
of other cultures and ethnicities, recognizing
these as alien to their own and thus an
inherent struggle between their own culture
and the cultural invaders. My advice
regarding racial loathing is simple.
First, recognize that there are many weak
people you loathe, many among your own
race and tribe. While your response on
seeing these may not be as visceral as that of
seeing a true alien in our midst, when they
are recognized - through their political
actions, or social actions, or other activities
revealing of character - it should be stronger,
because these are as close as you're going to
get to a true enemy: they're the Trojan horse
inside your gates, and they walk among you
freely because they look just like you. Be
ready to draw swords and do what is
necessary.
While alien people, bearing with them DNA
specialized in ways optimized for their
foreign cultures, and attitudes bearing the
ideas of foreign cultures, many of them
which have already failed and thus preach
only disease to strong people, are indeed a
symptom of the decline, they're not the
cause. Furthermore, the cause is far more
widespread than the cure, and it is borne by
many who are crypto-enemies because their
beliefs are basically destructive to all that
strong people hold dear; however, they also
far outnumber you. For this reason, it doesn't
make sense to draw swords against the
symptoms, but to recognize the cause -- and
then things get complex.
One doesn't defeat a cause by preaching
against it alone; there is a certain amount of

railing and doctrinizing that must occur for

it to be widely recognized among the strong,
who are otherwise interested in their "real
world" lives apart from politics and the
futures of masses of people (this is, in fact,
healthy, as you will see later in this article).
But to react too clearly to something is to set
yourself apart in a specialized camp of "notcause," and thus to be only able to preach
against it; it's more important to counteract
it, and one does that as one creates a
civilization: by forming something better
and promoting it at the expense of all things
of a weaker will.
Clearly our current society is in deep doodoo. Its overpopulation and endless
consumption and waste alone will doom it,
but even further, it lacks heroic and creative
spirit, and thus is given to endless internal
debate which obscures any real meaning and
any real chance at change. When ten
thousand people fill a hall, each screaming
his or her own theory of what is right and
wrong, what ends up occurring is noise, not
signal, and not reason. Therefore it is better
that a select group move outside the hall of
discourse, and through action establish a
civilization-value-system and worldview
that is not only contrary to that of the
screaming crowd, but demonstrates through
its existence a healthier life.
This amounts to a change not on the political
or social or academic levels, but on the most
practical level there is: values. Most people
will spend their lives focused on themselves
and their families, but will apply their values
to what they teach their children, and, more
importantly, how they choose to live, setting
an example not only for children but for
neighbors and friends. This is how influence
actually spreads; we all look toward those
who have what we would like to have, and if
we're not parasites, we seek to emulate it on
our own terms instead of taking it from them

via subterfuge or violence and claiming it as

our own. This is important because unless
we have some understanding of it, stealing it
will make it last a generation, but it will then
be lost, since the object or basic behavior
will not translate across times and
individuals.
It is fortunate that most people are thus
fixated on individual lives, because values
are the only way to spread meaningful
change. Politics in a democracy is option A
or option B, but rarely a chance to define
your own; the closest it gets is analogous to
a buffet or salad bar, where you have a finite
number of ingredients but you -- in your
fortunate "freedom" and "liberty" -- get to
choose which percentages of each you put
on your plate. From this we get Communism
(egalitarian totalitarianism), libertarianism
(conservative anarchism), conservatism
(liberal tradition-oriented reactionarism),
and so on. None of these will do anything
but reshuffle the cards in the deck already
dealt to us, and thus no meaningful change
will come of them. Values, on the other
hand, permeate the daily lives of individuals
who make things happen, not the stuffy
boardrooms of government or the spacy,
distant halls of academia.
When you see alien culture invading your
own, or alien people in charge of (for
example) your media and government, it's
important to recognize that this could not
have occurred without significant internal
rot in the values of your society. Parasites
fail attacking the strong, but when
something with wealth shows signs of
weakness, they're at the door with carpetbags in hand. If there's aliens among you, it's
because cultural values didn't exist to
prevent that, or more likely, values became
so degenerate that people began doing things
for individual gratification alone, having
nothing of a higher nature for which to live.

This is the enemy, not the symptom: the

alien you see walking past, or the people of
your tribe with alien values, although the
latter should be snuffed for being failures of
good breeding.
If I could say one thing to the strong, and
one only, it would be this -- attacking the rot
is a failing strategy, so instead, assert that
which is strong and never give assent to the
weakness. There are enough of us still left,
despite centuries of genocidal breeding and
passive
middle
eastern
religions
(Christianity, and to a smaller degree,
Judaism), that we can by doing what is right
avoid what is wrong. When enough people
have achieved consensus of what is right,
the basis of a new civilization exists, and
this can be asserted purely through will:
This is what I choose. From that point, the
trivial tasks including clearing from among
us those of alien values will be a corollary,
and a natural inclination arising from the
values already achieved.

Satanism & the Cthulu Mythos

All that is not dead which can eternal lie,

And with stranger eons even death may die.
--H.P. Lovecraft/The Call of Cthulu
It is time, I think, to set the record straight
on the significance of the Cthulu Mythos
within the realm of modern Satanism. It is
amazing just how many so-called modern

Satanists deny that this particular dark

pantheon out of H.P. Lovecrafts gothic tales
is of any use or interest in Satanic thought or
influence. This is a irrational, close-minded
stance to take. Many seem to feel that the
Mythos is just a flight of fancy which has
no relevant bearing on Satanic thought,
whilst others shun the Mythos because it is
not esoteric or doesnt carry a black
enough reputation when it is compared to
the so-called great grimoires of historical
magicians. Some dislike the Mythos because
its entities are not nostalgic enough when
compared to the traditional ancient daemons
of forgotten civilisations. This attitude can
only result in a staling of thought. The
Satanist, being a creative individual, utilises
whatever he finds aesthetically pleasing.
This means he does not have to limit himself
to what the accepted norm has established as
accepted demons to pay homage to. Socalled Satanists who argue that the Cthulu
Mythos entities are nowhere near as
significant as the traditional daemons are
indeed unimaginative fools with a serious
lack of independent thought, having to
borrow from established traditions. This,
in essence, is an anti-Satanic attitude in
itself. After all, there are no defined gods or
daemons in Satanism! The Satanist simply
applies the names to his daemons which he
finds most pleasing to him. For example,
many Satanists choose the Egyptian god
Thoth as a significant entity to them. My
rendering of this symbolic entity as
Nyarlath-Otep. But many idiots say I am a
fool for doing so because Nyarlath-Otep is
some name out of a book and cannot be
likened to Thoth because it is not an
accepted daemon! What crap! To me, the

daemon-messenger Nyarlath-Otep functions

in the same way as the god Thoth but in
according to my own interpretations of what
He represents and what is personally
stimulating to me! How can a Satanist
expect to make a successful magical
working if the names that he invokes do not
stimulate his personal psyche? Many might
say but you are unoriginal in that you are
stealing from Lovecrafts works and you
accuse us of conforming to accepted demons
of history. I say this how many genuine
Cthulu cults have come to attention in our
histories? Where is there a set doctrine for
the worship of the Mythos entities? Aside
from a few published Necronomicons of
dubious authenticity, there are no real
significant books on the Mythos outside of
Lovecrafts own tales. Thus, the Satanist
who recognize as the chthonic gods of the
Mythos endeavours to weave his own
doctrine
from
his
own
personal;
interpretations. This in itself involves
imaginative and creative thought. It is a
matter of personal preference and an
exercise in creativity!
Howard Phillips Lovecraft would have made
an invaluable contribution to modern
Satanism had he lived today. He was
certainly no mere fool with a flair for
elaborate faerie tales. His knowledge of
metaphysics and occult realms was probably
more enhanced than the majority of todays
charlatans and mystics. As it is, even though
he is lost to us, many modern Satanic groups
acknowledge him as a true Satanic thinker.
Anton Szandor LaVeys Satanic Rituals
contains two Mythos ceremonies in tribute
to Lovecrafts ghastly entities, the Order of
Nine Angles acknowledges the Outer Gods

of the Mythos as powerful symbols as do a

great deal of todays Chaos magic
practitioners.
rs. Aleister Crowley even gave
significance to the Ancient Ones and writers
have equated the daemon Aiwass with
Azathoth, the blind and mad god of Ultimate
Chaos. Now Crowley and Lovecraft never
met but so many to writers have attempted
to establish the Mythos link between the
two, even to this day studies are continuing
to attempt to verify the true reality of the
dreaded Ancient Ones. They will not be
denied Their place in Hells Infernal Ranks
because of the hang-ups
ups harboured by a few
ignoramuses who dismiss Them as pure
fictions!

the media hype in general, most see it as

"dangerous", even "criminal". And also no
thanks to the "pseudo Satanists" who,
through their lack of understanding and
knowledge, perform criminal
crimina acts, and put a
"satanic" seal on it. Obviously, due to the
"dark" nature of Satanism, the media is
attracted to it as much as it is repelled. Once
a Satanist becomes public, be prepared for
questions, and perhaps even contact with
one or more forms of the media. This article
is a helpmate for the Satanist who finds
themselves under the glare of the spotlight.
How to handle the media with decorum and
grace,
as
befitting
any true Satanist.

The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and

the Old Ones shall be again!

How To Present Yourself On Television:

Satanism 101
Beyond the Ritual Chamber
there are lessons to be
learned. With Life as the
classroom and Satanism 101
as your guide to the
practical implementation of
Satanic knowledge into
everyday situations
situations.

When you decide to come out of the

"Satanic closet", so to speak, expect a
variety of reactions from those around
you...and not always of the pleasant variety.
Needless to say, Satanism is the least
accepted of the magical practices. Thanks to

The most important thing to remember when

dealing with a televised program is to
understand the specific viewers that show
attracts.
Some
shows
are
more
"newsworthy" while others deal with a more
sensationalized view. It is the Satanists
responsibility to take this in consideration
considera
and decide if this is the venue he wishes to
represent himself and his belief in. Keep in
mind, even the most newsworthy shows are
looking for tantalizing tid bits. Shock and
schlock sell, and not always the truth. Be
prepared for this. The news-programmers
news
will certainly be thrown off if you are
wearing your best suit and tie, or other
professional wear. They want you to come
attired in flowing cape and horns,
brandishing
your skull and ritual
dagger...remember, "never give them what
they want". Give them shock, but not what
they expect and now you have won the first
round.
Television enjoys exploiting

Satanism. Your goal as a spokesperson for

Satanism is to represent it truthfully and
help to put an end to the myths of what
Satanism is. Certainly the interviewer will
be disappointed you have no babies to
sacrifice or cats to skin; now is the time to
show your intelligence and cunning you
have acquired on your Satanic journey. So
if you know the audience, you have an idea
what the target of the show is. The second
hurdle is the style of the interviewer. Many
hosts of shows like to monopolize the
conversation. They have their mind set on
the direction they wish to take the interview,
and it is up to you to keep it in the direction
YOU desire. Also the third hurdle is
editing. As the old saying goes about "even
the best made plans go awry"...editing can
destroy all your hard work. You can speak
with the grace and tact of a politician, and
end up looking like a clown once the piece
is edited. It is in your best interest to speak
very clearly on your topic, and keep it
simple. The more words you use the more
likely something can be edited to change
your meaning. You may be speak of the
woman used as your nude altar being merely
a visual image to assist in a magical
working. But the editors focus on the word
nude altar", and suddenly it becomes
another thing. Also be aware that the piece
may be ingrained with images that are more
fitting with the interviewers and audience
preconceptions of Satanism. So while you
are talking a good game, images totally
opposed to your presentation may be
flashing
to
the
viewers.
We do not wish to discourage anyone from
doing an interview by my warnings. But do

wish to prepare you for the underhanded

techniques that may be implemented. Our
first priority as representatives is to present
Satanism as a real belief, and not something
Hollywood created. We desire to be taken
seriously and respected. Sensationalism has
taken oven the perception of what is
Satanism and it is the responsibility of the
individual Satanist to change that. So to
help assist any Satanist who is preparing to
be seen in a public forum I have prepared
some tips that might be useful.
The first impression is the lasting
impression, no matter what your situation.
So present yourself is the best possible way.
Dr. LaVey stated that himself. Your attire
says a lot about you. Keep in mind, you are
not merely representing yourself in a public
forum, but the entire Satanic Community.
While Gothic clothing and full on vampire
makeup can be lovely and interesting, it is
after all what is expected. So throw the
interviewer and the audience a curve and
dress very conservatively. It is a form of
lower magic to do this. Present yourself as
sane, serious and intelligent. Be above those
around you in your attitude and manner.
They want a freak show and your job is to
not give them one! You are there to
represent Satanic beliefs in the best possible
way. To show Satanism is legal, safe, and
even healthy for the individual. Look like
someone who is to be respected, conduct
yourself in the same manner, and bring
respect to yourself and Satanism.
It is in your best interest to find out
beforehand what questions will be asked of
you. This will give you time to prepare your

responses. The more smoothly you reply to

a question, the more intelligent you appear.
Interviewers like to fluster their guests.
Their goal is to make you lose control, it
adds up in ratings points to have an angry
Satanist ranting and raving. But you are not
there for their entertainment. You have a
job to do, and being cool and calm is your
objective. While you might get some
positive reactions, expect mostly negative.
Satanism is controversial to the majority.
Keep your personal life as private as
possible during the interview. Do not use
your last name or give out such things as
your home address and phone number.
There are many crazies out there...many are
waving Bibles. They like to think the
Satanists are devils...but the scariest ones
usually are the religious zealots who might
come knocking on your door. I think many
of them would like a "good witch burning"
being they haven't had any for a few
hundred years after all! And the hangings at
Salem weren't all that long ago come to
think
of
it.

preferable. They must adhere to all you

have presented to them, or you simply refuse
to go on the show. This is for your
protection. Without a contract you leave
yourself open to any sort of attack. With
documentation you are protected legally and
have retribution if need be. Do not be
surprised if your interview is denied. The
media desires sensationalism, and you are
not going to provide it, therefore they will
seek out someone who will. There are many
out there who will do anything for a few
minutes of "fame". Leave them to being the
clown in the circus. You have important
business to attend to and will eventually find
the
proper
vehicle
to
do
this.

Once you enter the studio you are their

property. Everything you say and do may
and can be recorded. Watch your actions
and words. Be especially careful once the
microphone is attached. It may be turned on
without your knowledge. After all they only
edit out what THEY cannot use in THEIR
program. Unfortunately it won't work the
other
way.

Performing a ritual for television is one of

the most lethal mistakes a Satanist can
make. What we do in ritual is secretive.
Think of the ritual tools we implement, the
language, etc. The audience firstly will have
no understanding of what it is all about.
Their minds will drift toward the "fantastic",
and not what is actually occurring. Ritual is
for the initiated and no one else, media or
otherwise. Also it is not practical to perform
a true ritual while cameras are focused on
you. To totally detach yourself from all that
is happening around you and only focus on
the ritual is nearly impossible. It would be

Be certain you see in writing what to

expect. Read everything thoroughly before
signing any contracts for the program. You
also can set up your own contract which is

By all means avoid live television

programming. Live television is like
delivering yourself to the audience on a
platter. You are a Satanist, not a sacrificial
lamb. In a live television setting, the only
one who knows the script is the host.
Therefore the host will "lead" the program
the
direction
THEY
desire.

merely a show, and any idiot can wear a

black robe and thrash a sword around
muttering mumbo jumbo over candles. That
is not what we are about!
Satanism in the written press:
Here we talk about a much safer medium.
In the written press other rules apply than
with television. It is, also important to
check out what kind of publication it is.
Most of the time the interviewer will take
his own initiative to discuss a sudden
subject. The benefits of this, is that the
interviewer has an interest in Satanism that
will result in a more informative article.
The important part of the written press is the
research and details the interviewer has to
present in order to get it clear to the readers
or they will have no clue what the article is
stating. This is already working in your
benefit so use it in a positive and productive
way. Make sure you know the facts and
don't go spread around half truth or lies or in
the end your goal will not be the result you
wish! So here you will find some more tips
to deal with the written press.
Make sure you get the question list before
starting the interview it will help you a lot to
avoid stupid mistakes that can be fatal to
your
goal.
Have a contract stating that you have the
right to see the entire article, (with pictures,
etc.), before it goes to print. This should
also include your right to have edited
anything that has been misconstrued. Make
sure this happens far before the deadline or
they may use the excuse; "It's already in the
press and can not be edited". The visual

aspect is not as important as on television.

But keep in mind that the interviewer will
give a description of how you look and what
you wear. And be prepared, this description
will come from the interviewers perception,
and not necessarily what YOU wish to
project. The written press is good for the
Satanist who prefers to "keep in the
shadows". Granted, there may be a photo
opportunity. But consider this carefully.
Photos may pop up in other articles not so
flattering and objective. Also consider the
privacy and safety of your family and
friends...consider how much of your
personal self you truly desire to reveal.
While Dr. Anton LaVey published many
photos of himself, his personal belongings
and family, he also had the financial means
and contacts for self protection. It is best to
do the interview in a neutral and public
place. Giving the interview in your home is
not recommended. Perhaps in time, if you
forge a certain trust with a given
interviewer, you may choose to go this
route. But in the beginning, neutrality is
safer.
Know the interviewer and the style in which
they write. Research previous articles and
see if they meet YOUR standards. Many
writers are freelance; research what
publications they deal with.
Some
publications
may
not
meet
your
qualifications into how you wish to be
presented. As in television, publications
also have a "target audience". It is easier to
find an accepting audience through written
publication. Choosing one that meets your
interests gives you more control in the end
result of the interview. These are only a few

of our tips and suggestions to the Satanist

who wishes to step into the
he media. We did
not reveal all of our knowledge because a
real Satanist can think for himself. When
you take the step into the media spotlight
remember that you take a big responsibility
toward benefiting Satanism. When you are
a really serious Satanistt I can only give you
a warm welcome to help us get rid of the
bullshit stories. That's why I hope that this
small guideline may be of help with your
own intellectual input.

Lucifers Bookshelf

Welcome to Lucifers Bookshelf ! We will

review and discuss books that we have
found to be interesting to our own readers.
These books will be both fiction and non
nonfiction and will cover every genre
imaginable. So while horror might seem the
obvious, (and trust us, we will serve you a
plateful of horror!), we also will offer
detective novels, thrillers and maybe even a
few humorous novels as well. Most will
have an obvious Satanic theme and others
will
be
for
pure
enjoyment.

Title: What Psychology Know that

Everyone Should.
Authors: Daniel Goleman & Jonathan
Freedman.
Publisher: Stephen Greene Pr.
ISBN: 0866160116
I'm always scouring through book shelves to
find a good psychology book, and I found an
interesting one by Daniel Goleman and
Jonathan
Freedman
called
"What
Psychology
gy Knows that Everyone Should".
The first few chapters were not really facts
that "everyone" should know, they were
more along the lines of "oh really" facts that
might be interesting at a friendly
conversation with someone you met on a
train, but nothing that I feel warrants the
label
"everyone
should
know".
However, that changed very abruptly once
the sociological parts of the book were
discussed. The book then changed to
relevant facts about drug use, pornography,
how we remember things, a brief description
descri
of psychotic disorders, etc. The most
interesting part was a dispelling of a myth,
that of drug overdose. To actually make
someone overdose on drugs, you have to
stick them with over 50 times the normal
amount of drugs that they use. That's right,
fifty times the normal amount. Even then,
many drug addicts have used over that
amount and not even suffered from mild
effects. The next thing is how you die from
drug overdose. It takes right around twelve
hours to die from a drug overdose. First,
lethargy and stupor hit, followed by a coma.
While in the coma, the brain shuts down and
goes into respiratory failure. You can cure
this by injecting a narcotic antagonist called
"nalorphine", which reverses the drug

effects in minutes, and is available in every

hospital.
ospital. You probably think of the old
stereotype of a man with a needle in his arm
as having died from it. What really kills the
person isn't the actual heroine, it's the
contaminents in heroine, coke, and
morphine which kill. This is shown by
pulmonary edema,
dema, the filling of the lungs
with fluid. There are two major causes of
what we erroneously call Overdosing, the
first is contaminents, and the second is
known mainly by people who've tried to kill
themselves by overdosing on pain killers
and failed. It's the reaction of drugs with
other drugs that kill, not the drug by itself.
In fact, even harmless drugs are lethal in
combination with otherwise harmless drugs.
This is why doctors request that you tell
them if you are on any medication, no
matter what it is. There was a controversial
book out on the market a few years back
which gave all sorts of hand recipes for
making such lethal potions as to kill
someone painlessly and quickly, and they all
revolved around drug mixing, which should
give you a clue aboutt how people actually
die
from
t
he
drugs.
Finally, outside of the relevant information,
the book is filled with humor. Nothing that
will really have you reeling with laughter,
but definitely a few things that will make
you chuckle, and the cartoons by Al Jaffe
are very amusing. The book is definitely not
a dull book like most psych books tend to
be. On a scale of one to ten, this one would
be
around
a
seven.

Title: The Story of Civilization.

Authors: Will & Ariel Durant
Publisher: Fine Communications
ISBN: 1567310125
Second book review for Lucifers Bookshelf
is Durant's ten volume series, "The Story of
Civilization". It's absolutely breath-taking.
breath
As one reviewer said of his work, "One does
not read history through Will Durant, one
on
lives it through him." He has a good
bibliography backing up what he says, yet
he is neither cumbersome nor boring in
providing it. Detailed footnotes, clear
arguments, and an easy flowing style can be
found within the series. Though the book
was written around at the early 20th century,
it's amazingly up to date, detailing the still
ongoing controversy between Egypt and
Sumeria, the origins of marriage, etc. His
early history in "Our Oriental Heritage" is
par
excellence.
The goal of the historian is always
alw
to explain
"why" things happen, not just chronicle that
they did happen. Inadvertently, Durant
shatters the feminist myth about 'matriarchal
domination'. He talks about societies which
were found in which women ran it, such as
the Native Americans. While
Whi it is true the
women enjoyed equal, if not superior, rights
to the men, they were little more than slaves.
They did all the work, carried all the
supplies, and pretty much did everything
while the men were lazy. In one society,
women were so universally associated with
labor that when white men came over, the
cattle and horses were thought to be white
men's wives because they carried the

heaviest load. Feminists now argue that it

wasn't during "matriarchal history", but
rather "matriarchal pre-history" that women
ruled. There's no evidence of any drastic
changes within the social order of the Native
Americans, nor in many places which white
people made contact with in the exploration
phases. In many places, they were still
matriarchal, they still worshipped the Great
Goddess, etc., but women had far less rights
than they do right now. To argue into time
periods which we do not have any
information about is just argumentum ad
absurdum.
Overall, the book is a highly compelling
read. It's a thick, thick book, but you can't
read it without learning many things which
will entirely change your perspective on
human
history
and
civilization.
Unfortunately, Will Durant passed away, (I
should also mention his wife Ariel co-wrote
the books. Many historians, particularly
early ones, had research help from their
wives and immediate family), but the works
he managed to leave behind before he left
are real works of art. Bottom line is that if
Will Durant wrote it, you need to go read it.

Maslows theory of SelfActualization

One of the great struggles that one
encounters in life is the struggle to achieve
something more. The inner drive or force of
will that separates an individual from the
crowd. It is the realization that one is not

happy in a simple content existence. It is the

recognized inner struggle to progress and
proceed forward towards being and
accomplishing all that is possible for that
individual to achieve. It is also taking this
gained knowledge and understanding when
is the best possible time to use it. Abraham
Maslows' theory of self-actualization states
that, "Self-actualization is a never ending
process that moves in a dynamic sequence
upward through a continuum. The higher the
individual processes, the more "profound
happiness, serenity, and richness of the inner
life" he or she finds"(1). Anton LaVeys'
book the Satanic Bible, explains his theories
and philosophy of living and succeeding as
an individual in todays' world. LaVey states
that, "One of the magician's greatest
weapons is knowing himself; his talents,
abilities, physical attractions and detractions,
etc., and when, where, and with whom to
utilize
them!"(2).
In discussing their individual theories, both
Maslow and LaVey try to put their ideas and
theories into simple terms that can easily be
understood. It is this understanding of terms
that focuses on a recognition of the
individuals' path or steps that on must follow
in order to become a more fully developed
individual. Maslow presents a hierarchy of
needs that he feels most everyone has the
ability to follow. He explains his five basic
steps in the path of self-actualization as a
hierarchy of need. "The hierarchy of need
implies that the lower needs have been
adequately satisfied before higher needs
emerge. The process is epigenetic in
nature in which one item builds upon
another in space and time"(3). Maslow

believes that once you start becoming selfactualized, you continue on to try to reach
the B-Values. The B-Values include "the
need to know (truth seeking) and aesthetic
needs (beauty-seeking)"(4). LaVey did not
believe that everyone could follow or
understand his theories and philosophy, he
believed that the masses of humanity were
mostly sheep that were content to live in
blissful ignorance of the possibility of
achieving more. LaVey wrote, "we have
made no grandiose promises of infallible
enlightenment and emphasized that each
must be his or her own redeemer. That the
extent of one's superiority (if any) is
governed by one's human potential. That
"Satan" is a representational concept,
accepted by each according to his or her
needs"(5). He uses his nine satanic
statements to outline and codify his theory.
He delves more into these statements in his
infernal diatribe. LaVey appears to agree
with Maslow on some levels when he states,
"The Satanist believes in complete
gratification of his egoOnly if a person's
own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he
afford to be kind and complimentary to
others, without robbing himself of his selfrespect"(6).
An individual, trying to follow Maslows'
five basic steps, may never complete them
all before they die. Each step must be fully
completed successfully before the next one
can be tackled. If that step is not completely
successful an individual may remain in that
phase and never proceed. Maslows' first step
encompasses the basic physiological needs.
His second step, the need for safety. The
third step, would be the need for love and a

sense of belonging. His fourth step deals

with self-esteem. His fifth step is the need
for self-actualization. LaVeys' nine satanic
statements do not have to be followed in any
particular order. The individual rules are not
part of a rigid program. When taken together
the rules form the basis of LaVeys' Satanists
uncommon common sense rules for
successful
living.
The process of self-actualization is not an
overnight occurrence. It is a life long act of
consistently striving to achieve something
more. It is a commitment to ideas that are
not pretty to some with a recognition that
life is not fair. It is the recognition that one
must work towards a future whereby on can
use their talents, capabilities and knowledge
to positively enhance their own life. Maslow
sums up his feelings on self-actualization by
stating, "So far as motivational status is
concerned, healthy people have sufficiently
gratified their basic needs for safety,
belongingness, love, respect and self-esteem
so that they are motivated primarily by
trends to self-actualization. (defined as
ongoing
actualization
of
potentials,
capacities and talents, as fulfillment of
mission (or call, fate, destiny, or vocation),
as a fuller knowledge of, and acceptance of,
the persons' own intrinsic nature, as an
unceasing trend towards unity, integration,
or synergy within the person)"(7). LaVey
disagrees with this idea because of his
theory that the common man at a point
becomes comfortable and does not want to
question or strive for self-actualization. He
would also disagree because in his theories
there is no mission, "Life is the great
indulgence-death, the great abstinence.

Therefore, make the most of life--HERE

AND NOW!"(8).
Transcendence is thought to mean going
beyond the ordinary within your self. It is
thought to be the goal of mans' search for
inner fulfillment. LaVey offers no clear and
easy path to transcendence. There is no right
way or wrong way to go about finding your
path to physical, spiritual, or emotional
transcendence. LaVeys' approach to it is to
live ones' life to the fullest. This
transcendence is a continuous process that
only evolves when one keeps striving
towards growth and recognizes that the
quest for knowledge, aesthetic truth and the
force of will is a hard path to follow. It
involves a deep commitment to oneself and
a desire to reach a center or balance within
yourself that can bring about inner peace
and contentment in relation to how one leads
their life and in relation to ones' interactions
with the world around them. LaVey states
that "Adherence to the sensible and
humanistic new morality of Satanism canand will-evolve society in which our
children can grow up healthy and without
the devastating moral encumbrances of our
existing sick society"(10). Maslow expresses
his theory by stating that, "Transcendence
refers to the very highest and inclusive or
holistic levels of human consciousness,
behaving and relating, as ends rather than as
means, to oneself, to significant others, to
human beings in general, to other species, to
nature and to the cosmos"(9). It would
appear that while Maslow and LaVey have
different approaches as to how an individual
succeeds in living their life to the fullest in
regards to self-actualization, they do agree
on the final path or steps as to how one may
achieve personal transcendence.
In comparing and contrasting these theories
of self-actualization and transcendence, I
found them to be closer on many issues than

previously expected. While the philosophy

and theories of Satanism is considered
outside the "norm" and a fringe element, it
does have many valid points and ideas
contained within it. By comparing and
contrasting it, with a recognized theory of
human development, I had hoped to show
its' value and uses in an individuals
development. Thus possibly resulting in the
minimizing of prejudices against the actual
basic philosophy theory of Satanism.

Notes
(1) A Review of Personality Theories by
Victor
Drapela,
pg.139.
(2) The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey,
pg.128.
(3) A Review of Personality Theories by
Victor
Drapela,
pg.139.
(4) Beneath the Mask by Christopher Monte,
pg.659.
(5) The Devil's Notebook by Anton Lavey,
pg.30.
(6) The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey,
pg.94.
(7) Toward a Psychology of Being by
Abraham
Maslow,
pg.25.
(8) The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey,
pg.33.
(9) The Farther Reaches of Human Nature
by
Abraham
Maslow,
pg.279.
(10) The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey,
pg.74.
Books
The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey 1969
The Devil's Notebook by Anton LaVey
1992
Satan Speaks! by Anton LaVey 1998
Beneath The Mask by Christopher Monte
1995
Towards a Psychology of Being by
Abraham Maslow 1968
The Farther Reaches of Human Nature by
Abraham Maslow 1971

A Review of Personality Theories by Victor

Drapela

Hells Kitchen
As Satanists we take it
upon ourselves to enjoy
life
to
the
fullest.
Entertaining, fine dining,
etc., should be a part of
this. In the column Hells Kitchen we will
present a few recipes corresponding to the
season we are entering, fine dining
suggestions,, and tips for entertaining.
Appetizer: Spicy Vegetable Dip
Main Course: Easy Reuben Sandwiches
Warm German Potato Salad
Dessert: Creamy Banana Cheesecake

12 slices Swiss cheese

2 pounds corned beef, sliced thin
2 cup sauerkraut, drained
1/2 cup Thousand Island dressing
Butter
Place 1 slice of Swiss cheese and several
slices of corned beef on 6 slices of rye
bread; top with desired amount of sauerkraut
and Thousand Island dressing. Place
remaining 6 slices of rye bread on top
t and
butter both sides of the sandwich. Grill in
skillet on each side
de until brown. Slice and
serve.
Warm German Potato Salad
3 pounds red potatoes, sliced
1/2 pound bacon, cooked until crisp and
crumbled, reserve grease
1 large onion, diced
3 Tbsp. flour
1/ 3 cup vinegar
1 Tbsp. sugar
2 Tbsp. brown mustard
1/4 cup water
Salt and pepper to taste
1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped

Appetizer: Spicy Vegetable Dip

8 oz. cream cheese, softened
8 oz. sour cream
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 cup sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 Tbsp. green onions, chopped
1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced
1/2 tsp. Tabasco sauce
1 tsp. ground cumin

Boil potatoes in water until just tender, drain

and set aside. After frying bacon, saute
onion in the bacon grease. Remove onion
from grease and add to the potatoes. Add
flour to bacon grease and stir until smooth.
Add vinegar, sugar, brown mustard, water
and salt and pepper and simmer until mixed
well. Pour this mixture over the potatoes and
mix well. Stir in parsley and crumbled bacon
and serve warm.

Combine all ingredients together in a small

bowl. Chill for several hours before serving.
Serve with raw
w vegetables or crackers.

Dessert: Creamy Banana Cheesecake

Main Course: Easy Reuben Sandwiches

1 graham cracker pie crust

8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 tsp. vanilla
1/3 cup sugar

12 slices rye bread

2 cups whipped topping

2 cups bananas, sliced
1 and 3/4 cup milk
1 - 3 oz. package instant banana pudding
mix
Combine cream cheese, vanilla and sugar
and mix well. Stir in 1 cup whipped topping.
Place 1 cup sliced bananas at the bottom of
the piecrust. Spread cream cheese mixture
over the bananas. Place remainder of
bananas on top of the cream cheese mixture.
Combine milk and pudding mix and stir
until smooth. Add 1 cup whipped topping
and mix well. Place this mixture over the
bananas and chill for several hours before
serving.

1 - 3 oz. package instant banana pudding

mix
1 and 3/4 cup milk
2 cups whipped topping

The Holy Messiah

Grocery List:
16 oz. cream cheese, softened
8 oz. sour cream
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 cup sharp cheddar cheese, grated
2 Tbsp. green onions, chopped
1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced
1/2 tsp. Tabasco sauce
1 tsp. ground cumin
12 slices rye bread
12 slices Swiss cheese
2 pounds corned beef, sliced thin
2 cups sauerkraut, drained
1/2 cup Thousand Island dressing
Butter
3 pounds red potatoes, sliced
1 large onion, diced
1/2 pound bacon, cooked until crisp and
crumbled reserve grease
1/ 3 cup vinegar
1/2 cup sugar
2 Tbsp. brown mustard
1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped
3 Tbsp. flour
1 graham cracker pie crust
1 tsp. vanilla
2 cups bananas, sliced

The loneliest thing on earth is to watch

television: things happen on the screen, and
ideas change or are reinforced in our minds,
and we are left with the impression that
something actually happened. It didn't outside of our minds. Thus televisions are
bubble worlds, both insulating ourselves in
the castle-prison of our own opinions and
perceptions,
and
like
drugs
an
encouragement to passivity. If the greatest
events in our life happen solely within our
own minds and do not necessarily involve
external reality except the social factors of
what other people think, there is no need to
act so to secure changes in external reality.
What happens out there just happens, and
what happens in here we can control and
makes us feel good, so focus entirely on the
individual and its perceptions.
Television as a psychological conditioner is
thus a wrecking ball. We have trained huge
populations to watch the damn thing every
night, and make the conclusion implied but
not outright stated by the news or any
number of "entertainment" programs that
nevertheless tackle "social issues" so they

can be perceived as serious/artistic. That

way, if a poll (What is your opinion? All
opinions are important) or vote comes up,
that huge population can weigh in with
whatever opinion proves most popular,
which necessarily has little in common with
reality. Put up a choice between an easy
decision that makes us feel better (free cake,
entertainment, or some emotional positive
feeling) and a hard one (self-sacrifice, longterm thinking, culture or learning, eating our
spinach) and the population will inevitably
choose the easier decision at makes them
feel better right now, and if they've been
coached in advance by the talking blue
screen, well, then it's a shoe-in.
So am I saying that... an evil conspiracy
controls both television and government?
No -- we are both individuals, and our own
rulers, and together we're deluding each
other. Much as in business we sell each
other products, or tell socially-acceptable
lies to make other people do what we want,
or even urge our girlfriends toward oral sex
with selective quotes from famous actresses,
we are swindling each other. We are each
both producer and parasite, and the only
conspiracy is our collective ignorance and
willingness to manipulate others for our own
convenience. Is television the devil? Like all
things, technology enhances previously
existing forces and multiplies their effect, so
television is like "peer pressure" turned up
1,000% and is vastly effective. It turns us
into passive toads who like queens utter a
"yes" or "no" and imagine it means a
difference, which for the short term it
appears to.
Think about it this way: businesses sell us
products, but are always finding some more
popular than others. In an effort to find out
what will be popular, they poll us endlessly
and conduct consumer opinion surveys, but
these fail as often as they are successful;

when consumers are asked to compare two

extant products, they do alright. When asked
what they actually want, they come up with
with fanciful notions and unrealistic
suggestions. Business responds to the
population's will, but the population is
forced to choose from what business offers...
government caters to the population, but
only the choices offered by government are
available... media tries to follow public
opinion, while showing the public what it
believes to be that public opinion,
regurgitated through the filter of "art"
(entertainment, distraction) or profit. Which
came first, the chicken or the egg? I dunno,
but in a democracy, the chicken will not
vote to produce an egg.
We can see television's effects dramatically
on the internet. At first, the internet was seen
as an information resource (especially when
its
most
profitable
industry
was
pornography) but rapidly it became a
participative one as chat, forums, and video
flooded it. Where people once sought
informational resources, now they seek
entertainment; where they once could, like
software developers on an email list, discuss
ideas and come to a conclusion, now they
re-affirm their own conclusions by shouting
opinions at those who have contrary beliefs.
It has become a dead-end game where
nothing changes and no one does anything,
except of course the content producers, who
have something to sell. It is for this reason
that many of us have progressively receded
from the internet, as we realize that all the
people boldly stating their "opinions" have
no intention of acting on those opinions;
they're watching TV, and want the
characters on screen to yell and jump in
response, and then go back to the status quo.
This is why the internet has increasingly
come to represent a separate culture entirely
divorced from reality, with its ORLY owls
and LOLs, in which people all have

radicalized opinions they scream at lungtop,

drowningg out all digital conversation.
Since television is not only a big industry
but a popular method of spending time, and
to criticize it implies that those who watch it
are wasting their lives on meaningless
garbage, it is exceptionally hard to criticize;
unlike
nlike a strong political opinion, criticism of
television and movies and Hollywood
Hollywood-style
"art" (music, paintings, dance, theatre) is not
rebuffed with violent words by a bitter snub.
It is simply not acknowledged. Few want to
point that what we seem to con
consider as
"culture" is not only of low quality, but
popular merely because it is deceptive and
encourages us to consider passivity
equivalent to action. It is one of those
paradoxical fixtures of our landscape where
we know that fast food or television or
popular
opular elections are destructive, yet
"tolerate" them because they are popular. By
thus inviting them in among us, we watch
everything become consumed by them;
literature becomes television-like,
like, paintings
reflect MTV videos more than the masters,
our theatre
tre is increasingly dramatic yet
without substance, and our music -- well,
generations raised on Britney Spears should
not perplex their parents with bad behavior
(it should be expected). Television's passive
mentality encourages us toward "art" that
increasingly
asingly celebrates the drama of the
individual and its preferences and pleasures,
with no concern for reality passing us by.
We are drowning in the existential because
we have confined our scope of criticism to
the individual, much as if we were a nation
off people on couches pressing buttons to
express our opinions.

hhhhhh

Way to often do we
Satanists
have
the
feeling that we come
from
a
complete
different planet then the
herd surrounding us.
There problems are not ours; there
humor and amusement isnt ours; there
solutions etc. Sometimes the
unenviable contact with them
th
leads to
amazement or anger, but mostly it will
stir up our sense of Satanic humor. We
have picked a couple of those occasions
where we cant deny a great grin on our
face, and shake our heads. Here is then
for you Wonderful World.

Flight Attendants
nts Assaulted With Beverage
LOS ANGELES, CA - Flying coach can be
stressful, just ask California residents
Thomas Kasper and Susan Callihan who
assaulted two flight attendants and
attempted to break into the cockpit of their
plane when they were refused an upgrade to
first-class.
class. Kasper was not to be satisfied
with simple assault, however, and in what
may have been a poetic gesture grabbed two
t
coffee pots from the galley and brandished
them as weapons. One of the crew members
suffered a second-degree
degree burn on the hand.

No K.O.s For Teens In Oregon City

OREGON CITY, Oregon - The City
Council has passed a law to ban boxing
matches in parks.
s. Teenagers in pursuit of an
after-school
school activity have begun unofficial
bouts of head-bashing
using no protective gear other than gloves. It
has become so popular that one park has
become host to a regular weekly fight. The

local juveniles have organized

ized and promoted
these
events completely on their own initiative.
But what's more surprising than the need to
pass a law banning boxing in public parks
is the reaction of some parents. One mother
says,
"Unfortunately it has come to this that... ki
kids
can't go to the park and box if they want
to."

matter, as the announcement went out that

the show would proceed, "if necessary
without an orchestra and chorus."

Wallet Dropped At Crime Scene

NEW BRITAIN, PA - A man who robbed a
convenience store with nothing more than
swift hands was apparently too quick for
his own good, police say. It took all of about
15 seconds
for this thief to rob a Wawa food market.
However, in his mad dash to the door, he
dropped his wallet. "He took out his wallet
and purchased a pack of gum, and when the
clerk
opened the drawer, he gave him a shove,
took all the money and fled," said Detective
Robert
Scafiedi of the New Britain Township
police. "He still had his wallet in his hands
and must have dropped it while he was
running for the door." In the wallet, police
found the thief's state-issued
issued ID card, a
copy of his birthh certificate and other
identifying
items.

The Show Must Go On

Santiago, Chile Opera lovers are a bit
perplexed by a recent press release by
Chile's Santiago Municipal Opera. With the
orchestra and chorus on strike, one would
think this would create
te a problem. No

Looking for Peace?

And I think you guessed right, if you think it
might be God. But if it's peace you want,
you may want
nt to think again. There are
some strings attached that you may not
immediately be aware of.
God gives you a sense of deep peace and
resignation virtually impossible to find
elsewhere- but with a notable exception.
People close to death experience a sense of
deep peace and resignation. Getting closer to
God, is in many ways much like dying. And
this
is is not an accident. We are told by the
Bible that an attachment to the things of this
world is evil and leads to damnation.
Everything from money, to sex, to pride, to
even loving one's family is specifically cited
in the Bible as potential sources of evil.
e
In
order to be happy in the afterlife, one must
give up everything that makes one happy in
this life, except God. This is why loving
God is like dying- religion is a type of
fatalism.

Religion is based on the simple concept that

by obeying Gods rules, there will be a
substantial reward. Some religions believe
that this reward happens while a person is
alive, while others- usually the ones which
have gone through periods of persecutionbelieve that one has to be dead and buried
before one receives just treatment.
But the world around us can act as a teacher,
and it teaches us that there is no notable
difference between the amount of happiness
a good person receives from a bad person.
Murderous child rapists get rich while
painting pictures in jail, while some virtuous
folk bypass martyrdom as well. Only
fairness in the beyond? It certainly isn't here.
But neither is it completely and
exceptionally unfair either.
The reward must be in the afterworld. But
why then has no one returned to give word
on the pleasures of paradise? It must be very
pleasurable, but shouldn't at least someone
have returned to tell us not to fear death?
Don't our departed loved ones care about us
enough? Perhaps...just perhaps... there is a
reason to fear death after all.
Perhaps they can't get back. Perhaps it's not
very nice at all. Perhaps they've been
abducted. But by whom? By God of course.
The one who seems to gain the most by
gaining our trust and teaching us to love
nothing but death.
It must seem absurd- so frightening that one
can't help but think it's absurd. To imagine,
that we've been lied to by God Himself. And
why? Why would God lie? It's
unimaginable... but conspiracy buffs have
imagined global powers that control
countries- even the world. Though there's no
evidence for it, mankind has always thought
there's someone watching over them. Or just

watching them. Perhaps that watcher isn't

our friend at all.
Why not read the Old Testament, and take a
good objective look at our "God of peace".
How many nations did God command the
Israelites to massacre? How many acts of
almost-forgotten genocide, three thousand
years ago did God demand? God demanded
blood sacrifices, God demanded public
executions and torture. And He didn't
always bother to explain why.
If God is real, what kind of person is He?
Look at the world we live in. He created it,
and is omnipotent- that means that
everything that happens is by his commandeverything is exactly the way He wants it to
be. Did you cut your finger today? God gave
that an OK. God thought that you hurting
yourself was a good thing. Did a relative
come down with cancer? God didn't mindthey're not that important anyways. God
says He cares, but not enough to regularly
do anything about it.
Let's get an idea of who God really is. One
famous scientist said that God must like
insects, because He made so many kinds.
Let's look for trends. God likes to see living
things die- everything dies. God likes paineverything living experiences pain and
disease. God likes slaves, because in the
Bible he demands blind faith and
unquestioning obedience.
God is a bully. God hates people
worshipping other Gods... in the Bible He
says that He's jealous. He must be insecure.
Of what?
God is not a nice person. God is not a good
role-model. God is not human; He's literally
an alien. God is not only confusing, but if
you read the inconsistancies in the Bible,
he's quite obviously confused. Do you trust

Him just because He says that He made

you? So did your parents, in a way. Do they
know everything about you just because
they made you? What if God's the same
way?
God seems to give a mixed bag to us in life.
There's no consistancy. Sometimes life is
good, sometimes bad. Sometimes He lies,
sometimes He tells the truth.
But everything will be alright if you love
Him and obey his rules. Everything will be
A-OK if you just pretend you didn't see
through the lies. It's just a test of your faithnot a trick for the gullible. Just go back to
sleep. Trust in a perfect God; a God in
complete control. Partake of His peace. Just
be nice, and wait for your heart to stop.

Dear Itchy,
I usually prefer humans to suffer, but if
you're not as into suffering as your dark
overlord is, might I suggest Blue Star
Ointment? Blue Star Ointment gets to the
heart of the matter, soothing painful, itchy
skin, and it also works on the jock itch I'm
going to give you later this year.
Call Me Old Scratch,
Satan
Dear Satan,
What is the meaning of life? - Bourdu b
Dear Bourdu b,
Life is about nothing. Death is about serving
me forever, toiling in the pain mines of hell.
But there's plenty of time to create a hell on
Earth while you're still alive. See you soon!
Shaken not stirred,
Satan
Dear Satan,

Hey, Satan,
Thanks for reading my message. I'm a first
time writer, long time worshipper. I have
recently developed an awful case of
psoriasis, and I was wondering if you had
any recommendations for a cure. This may
seem like a trifling request of someone of
your knowledge and abilities, yet the
psoriasis has actually been of many
problems. I have also suffered from
ringworm and tetter. Any ideas? - Itchy in
Wisconsin

The fellow who sits next to me at work is an

avid Christian/Jesus freak. Me and other coworkers love to discuss our weekend and
afterwork activities near his cubicle, just
loud enough for him to hear... this usually
produces a 2-fold effect. The first being that
he gets 'offended' and whines to his boss
about our 'evil' shenanigans... the second is
that he gets jealous and curious about how
the other half live... booze and drugs and
loud music and such. So, my question is
this: do I get any credit in the afterlife for
making this little snot's workday miserable,
and tempting him towards unwholesome
activities? - Satan's Little Helper

Dear Satan's Little Helper,

Dear Unsigned,

Thank you, thank you. But instead of

working on the followers of Jesus, you
should move on to the people who are still
neutral, and turn them my way. But you're
right, baiting the enemy is a lot of fun! Party
on my impish comrade!

Oh most definitely. A helmeted head is a sin.

We need our motorcyclists riding drunk and
out of control with their soft, pink heads
exposed to the pavement and oncoming
traffic. Anything that delivers your soul to
me more quickly is a good thing.

Saving you a spot,

Satan

Drive dangerously,
Satan

Dear Satan,

OK, Mr. Satan,

I find college tedious and irrelevant, but

don't want to work at McDonalds for the rest
of my life. Since you're the Lord of worldly
vices, I thought you might know how I can
make
some
good,
quick,
cash.

How do you explain the name of your dog,

cereb, when EVERYONE worth their salt in
Mythology and Literature knows that your
little doggie's name is CERBERUS! That
would be the only 3-headed dog I know of,
and for that matter what are you doing in
Las Vegas? I thought you lived in the city of
Dis, but then again, Las Vegas comes pretty
damn
close.
What
gives?

- Joe Mamma.
Dear Joe,
I've always had a special place in my heart
for crime. Don't shun the McDonald's job.
Take it and pocket every $20 you can. Work
some scams with delivery drivers to resell
the meat downtown. Knocking off seafood
trucks is a good way to cash in as well and
the evidence gets eaten.
Steal your way into my arms,
Satan
Yo Satan,

- Jenn
Dear Jenn,
Ahh, you humans and your names. Am I not
known by many titles? Cannot I not create a
nickname for my hellhound without your
Mythology riddled minds finding fault? Your
strengths are also your downfalls. Las
Vegas makes Dis seem like Salt Lake City.
Preparing the water to boil your skull,
Satan

Wassup? What is your position on the

helmet law for motorcyclists? Don't you
think we have the right to ride without a
helmet?
- Unsigned

Satanic Parenting

You should propagate yourself not only

forward but upwards you should create a
creator. Nietzsche
As the Age of Pisces draws
to its conclusion, are
Satanists to gain a foothold
in the new world, or watch
helplessly
as
the
opportunity to influence
human destiny passes us
by? The impetus perpetuated by Satanic
organizations from around the world must
be aided and spurred on in the form of
eugenically bred offspring the new
generationalists. These articles are an
attempt to explain a suitable course of action
to attain the desired results, and at the same
time dispel the myths and lies surrounding
Satanists and their children.
Its now generally accepted that the first
three years of a childs life are the most
critical in terms of development. Indeed a
recent study of children here in NZ has
shown that babies that were breastfed are 10
I.Q. points higher than their bottle-fed
counterparts; this should be reason enough,
but add to that the transfer of hormones and
antibodies and there can be no alternative.
Foodstuffs, along with other consumer items
are part of the business driven move away
from nature, so that now more than ever
before children are consuming increased
amounts of highly-processed food. Witness
the modern phenomenon of additive-induced
hyperactivity. A home garden is a good start
towards a remedy for this situation. It does
not have to be strictly organic but at least
this way some control over diet is
established & it is the simplest way to
introduce a child to the beauty and joys of

nature. Children enjoy digging in the earth.

What better grounding in the natural cycles
than planting their own garden, and learning
a basic lesson in self-reliance, while also
having some control over what they eat.
It is up to Satanist parents to redress the
imbalance of the Age by reclaiming for their
children their lost pagan identities.
Most schools of thought on early child
development agree that from birth to three
years, a child is a huge sponge capable of
absorbing a lot more information than was
first thought: a love of books, music, another
language perhaps.
It is not the accelerated learning (i.e. the
flashcard trend of the late 80s) that is being
recommended here, but a return to more
traditional parental skills such as reading to
children, role playing, dance and nature
walks.
Children also learn by mimicry, so explain
to them how you enjoy reading your new
book, or how Coil Dark River, or Elgars
Cello concerto moves you emotionally.
The real bogey-man of these times is the
relentless onslaught of information and
imagery that reinforces a culture limited to
consumer-driven trends.
T.V. and its ratings-motivated pap of the
masses, with rerun after rerun of morally
corrupt programming is filling the young
minds of today with the socially-engineered
beliefs of tomorrow. Simultaneously, for
relaxation the latest computer/video game
stifles the imagination. Not for the Satanic
child the slack-jawed, vacant stare of the
addict.

Is a computer-literate society the trade-off

for generations of dullards enthralled to PS3
or Nintendo?
If Satanists are to truly create the New
Satanic Age, this must begin with the
eugenically-chosen seed of today, nurtured
within the individualism of the Left Hand
Path, away from the sickness of the marketplace and its profit-driven environment.

Maggots
When I view society, I view a mass of
swarming maggots all dependent upon each
other for survival, all helping each other
survive, none clearly above or worth any
more than any other, all a part of the sickly
conglomerate these maggots like to term
their community. I see these maggot
colonies breeding their festering spawn
more larvae every day feeding off the same
carcass. I see these useless pitiful maggots
introducing more mouths to the same food
pile while still sharing it with the older
nearly dead maggot, the fly with no wings. I
see the animal husk becoming smaller and
smaller, a diminishing food supply feeding
the fly that is now a walk instead of
providing nourishment and sustenance for
the younger or fitter maggots.
So instead of the capable continuing the
breed, the incapable deprive the capable of
successfully continuing. The more the
wingless flies have, the less the young or the
fit and capable have. The wingless flies will
not live long enough or be of enough use to
justify their share of the carcass. Who would

you rather have continue your race, the Fly

with no wings and one leg now called a
hop, or a younger, fitter, fly with a full set
of wings, capable of caring for its young?
In the same way, support the sick societies
like the CCF and events like the 40-Hour
Famine only serve to support the weak at the
cost of the strong, and to prolong the misery
of people already dying and in turn torturing
them
by
extending
their
misery.
The more funds and resources you pour into
starving countries and other futile causes,
the less funds and resources you have for
yourself, your race, and your country.
Bleeding-heart liberals and other peoplewith-a-cause try to label this reasoning as
horrid and cruel and kindly inform you
that you are not human. These same sops are
now strengthening a country that helped
them survive. Velly angly Asian Soldier not
going to stop stabbing you to ask if you
helped any disabled Asian kids prosper and
lead a normal life, hes just going to keep in
stabbing you and calling you a wide-eyed
mutant bastard.
If there was no support at all for starving
nations, then all the billions of dollars that
go into stretching the torment of a million
starving souls would instead be redirected
towards yourself and your future.

Ten of the most common and

Infantile arguments in Satanism
The plurality of views and the infighting
between these groups or ideas they represent

demonstrate that there is no more one

unified system of belief at work here than
there is within the Christian Church.
Advocates of conspiracy theories will find
little nourishment on the fringes of
Satanism.
--Andrew Boyd, Blasphemous Rumours
The Satanic movement is really in a
shambles these days. There are so many
groups bickering and bitching at each other
over doctrinal standards of conduct ad
nauseum! Many of the orders are even
victims of dissension within it looks like
an outbreak of the Nazarene sickness!
It seems nothings going to really get done
until certain people clean up their acts.
Satanism should be united we stand but it
appears to be toward divided we fall.
Presented here are perhaps the ten most
pathetic and ridiculous accusations and
arguments that have ever been flung
between Satanic orders who being
Satanists should know a lot better!
1) Youre not a real Satanist
Certainly the most clichd statement
in the never-ending paper-wars. Its
like saying to a homosexual Youre
no faggot simply because he
doesnt mince around with limp
wrists or look like Julian Clary [UK
comedian/TV host, wears make-up,
very gay! No-one is really qualified
to say who is and isnt a Satanist
since tastes and definitions differ
with the individual. The people who
do say this without any logical
reason (but because one does not
meet their expectations) are selfrighteous, arrogant pricks.
2) Thats simply not Satanic What
is? Like beauty, pleasure and pain,

Satanic is in the eye of the

beholder. Everyone holds their own
ideas as to what they consider
Satanic that other might not share.
But the others do not have any right
to condemn these people because
they dont follow their brand of
dogma (yes dogma!). That is called
conformity! As long as common
sense is exercised, Satanists should
have the freedom to decide what is
best for them not what others think
is best!!
3) You have to be born into the
tradition Rubbish! If that was
really the case then Satanism would
never come out of hiding. Those
drawn to Satanism are lured to it by
their natures. Its instinctive. Since
when has Satanic-ness become a
birthright?
4) Youre a lower degree so you can
just belt up! Anybody who knows
of these types should get well away
from them. Despite their vain
attempts to look high and mighty, it
all comes crashing down when the
perceptive penetrate their elaborate
mask to find theyre the most
insecure people around. Degrees and
titles are usually only for big-headed
egotists.
5) Im the Beast/Second Beast/AntiChrist/False Prophet etc. etc. The
funniest thing about these people is
that they go by these stupid names
which are pulled from a book which
theyre not supposed to believe in!
They prance around saying Im the
Beast! Im the Beast! as if all the
other Satanists are supposed to bow
down and worship a fool who
renders Christian titles on himself!
Even the number 666 is a purely
Nazarene concept! These lovers of

biblical bullshit should be put away

or shot.
6) Ive got an Infernal Mandate from
(name of devil) This should read
Ive got a real problem. If the
idiots who claim to be the chosen
one of some such devil or daemon
are for real then Ive seen Elvis and
play bridge with Hitler and
Mussolini on Friday nights over a
couple of rounds of gin and arsenic
and some hot Jewish hookers.
7) That info/rite/ceremony isnt right
by traditional standards Who
gives a hard shit about traditional
standards? Have these people ever
heard of being creative? There are so
many losers who clutch on to dead
and dying gods and their respective
dogmas rather than get up off their
fat arses and create their own tailormade and suited doctrine. Since
when is it fashionable in Satanism to
follow everyone elses deity? I
personally am an advocate of
Lovecrafts pantheon of dark gods
but Ive never accepted them as
literal entities just symbols. But
ignoramuses attack me because
Lovecraft isnt traditional.
8) Im a master black magickian/high
magus/archmage etc. Amusing
when most of these idiots couldnt
magick themselves out of a parking
ticket much less anything else. Most
of these people are occult obsessed
and spend their days and nights
hovering over some mystic tome
or ye old black grimoire instead of
things that are really constructive.
The COS calls them occultniks
and mystic junkies I call them a
mere bunch of procrastinating
morons.

9) Youre a pseudo-Christian (or)

thats a Christian attitude. Why
is it that if we put one foot out of line
in the eyes of our accusers that we
suddenly become Christians even
though weve enjoyed a good
amount of respect in the past from
these same people? This attitude is
often used in conjunction with (1)
and the opposition remain a pack of
bloody hypocrites. Anyone who
accuses you of being Christianish
for doing or saying something that
doesnt go down right with them is
in effect more so than you. They
harbour the Nazarene traits of
intolerance, arrogance and selfrighteousness. They are more
Christian than you so next time
you just tell them to go and get
fucked! You are not answerable to
any other so-called Satanists and
werent born to keep them happy.
10) You cant associate with them (or)
you
cant
read
that
book/magazine/pamphlet because we
dont like what it says/dont like the
publishers. Proscription is one
hell of a problem with some Satanic
orders nowadays (a certain San
Francisco-based group is notorious
for it!) Most of you know what
instigated the recent fiasco involving
the AC editor and the head of that
certain group which need not be
named proscription! The concept
of a Satanic Index Expurgatorius is
absolutely daft because Satanism,
after all, is all about personal liberty
and gratification of the individual.
There should be no restrictions on
reading materials or associations
with other groups because of the
hang-ups harboured by the everarrogant high priests. The Satanist
has the right to choose. One should

look at the conduct of the Church of

Satan and the Order of Nine Angles
two groups that have been at each
others throats for ages but who still
present each others material for the
interest of any of their respective
folds who wish to peruse such. Good
on
them!
So there it is some (but not all by any
stretch of the imagination) of the most petty
and pompous bullshit that is being flung
between many such neo-Satanic nutcases
today. Beware of lowering yourselves to the
childish levels of bickering and intolerance
that arise from spates of jealousy or
irrational self-importance. Live well, live for
pleasure, keep your minds in your own
business and tell your critics to fuck off and
drop dead!

The Joy Of Blinkie Fests

Welcome to all readers of the Joy of
Blinkiefests! This is a Column dedicated to
the study and pilfering of the common
species of night-time safety flasher,
otherwise known as a "blinkie." These
ingenious devices have been found all over
most American cities and towns, usually
near construction. Since they're easy and
fun to steal, most AC readers possess at least
one.
This column supports the theft of and
distribution of information about blinkies,
and we encourage those of you interested in
late-night adventure to read on.

The easiest way to get a blinkie is to steal it.

In SC, this is most fun, because (a) SC cops
love beating on kids, and (b) what the hell
else can you do in SC? There are basically
three steps to pilfering blinkies: scouting,
preparation and theft. The execution of each
with attention to detail is necessary, since
one slip-up can mean a police shoe in the
balls or face. I'll summarize in the following
paragraph.
scouting- Take a drive, and look for
blinkies in secluded areas with basically a
good escape route. Avoid major streets with
lots of cars with light bars. Check out the
blinkies, too, and make sure they're in fairly
good condition. No one wants a looser
blinkie. Best places to look are around
construction sites or pothole-infested streets.
There'll be at least one cache in your area.
preparation- Get together an alibi for your
parents, your tools, clothes, means of
transport and blinkie bag. The easiest way
is to stay at a friend's house, or to work on a
SafeRides project or similar late-night
endeavor. Your parents will either trust you,
or check up on you and want a phone
number. In SC, finding one is easy, since
any number in the 234 exchange is always
busy. Your parents will never figure it out.
Your tools may vary, depending on the
blinkie
type(s)
and
area.
Clothesshorts/jeans depending on
weather, a dark polo or concert shirt and
good shoes, such as battered sneakers but
not something obvious like combat boots.
No camo. Find yourself some means of
transportation, like your own car (easy) or a
friend who also suffers (?) from
kleptomania. Also, pick up a blinkie bag,
such as a canvas sack or thick backpack on
your way out.

theft- Go late at night, and park your car

nearby. Jump out, turn off and unscrew the
blinkies, and lay them in a safe spot. Collect
them in your
blinkie bag, and sprint back to your car. The
whole thing should take less than fifteen
minutes. Move on to next site.
As you can see, the process is not that hard.
Go for it. It's not that dangerous, except that
sometimes SC cops will try to seriously dick
you
around, rape you if you're drunk, or just
kickbox your testicles. The answer is not to
go in your car. If they accost you, run.
Remember the song: "Over the fence and
through the woods to Grandmother's house
we go..." Easy.
Until the next The Joy of blinkiefests!

Churches in Flames
Reality can be stranger than fiction. Travel
back in time with me, and Ill tell you about
De Bokkeridjers, a phenomenon only
known to people of Flemish or Dutch origin,
the land where I come from.
De Bokkeridjers were a well-organized
Satanic Order that operated in parts of
Flanders and Holland in the 18th century,
burning down churches, robbing farms and
slaughtering Judaeo-Christians. The Coven
practised goat worship, which increased the
fear among the population. It was believed
took the Horde on his back, and brought
them to the places they had to desecrate. In
reality, the Horde operated in smaller
groups, and were well organised.

In order to avoid police turning up at the

scenes of the crime, they made sue they
attacked several places almost at the same
time. Everyone believed it was only one
gang operating. For years the coven created
fear and despair amongst the JudeoChristian population. No one knew where
they came from or where they went to.
Strange thing is that the members lived
AMONGST the population. Acting like
responsible citizens during the daytime,
turning into Diabolic troops at night
It couldnt last forever, since it started to
occur that victims who lived to tell,
recognised voices of certain masked
Bokkeridjers. All member of the cult got
caught, and after torture they were executed,
although priests offered the convicted
Satanists Judaeo-Christian absolution, but
they kept on spitting upon the cross til the
very end. The horde didnt consist of low-IQ
criminals, since people of all classes
belonged to the gang. Mayors, lawyers,
barbers, carpenters, farmers. One thing they
had in common: hate towards Christianity
and religions based upon weakness.
De Bokkeridjers had their own ceremonies.
They swore their oath on hand of glory
which was the cut off hand of a criminal, the
fingers burning as if a candle. The holy
cross was kicked by the person who wanted
to join, and one had to spit upon the statue
pf Mother Mary. Swearing loyalty to each
other and to Satan, they rejected all JudeoChristian principles.
There was a small difference between the
Dutch and Flemish Bokkeridjers. The Dutch
never used blackmail, while the Flemish
sometimes WARNED the victims they were
about to attack by leaving letters near their
homes, in which they said they could expect
De Bokkeridjers very soon UNLESS the

potential victims were willing to leave a

certain amount of money on a place the
horde pointed out.
Once it occurred that one of the gangs
changed leaders. The original leaders
decided that a certain member could climb
higher in rank and offered him a place next
to them. They informed him that they didnt
really believe in the Satanic Oath they made
the troops swear, and that they only used
Satanism to create fear. The new officer
thought of his fellow leaders as traitors who
were untrue from the very beginning, and he
slaughtered them. I was sincere about the
oath I swore; those who are false dont
belong
It was that captured Satanists refused to talk
and seemed to be in a trance under torture,
like if they were sedated having a mind
stronger than the pain they felt. When the
first gangs were destroyed peace was in the
land for several
decennia. However, new hordes were
created, and the nightmare started again.
One member of De Bokkeridjers called
Nolleke van Geleen was a painter and
musician. He portrayed himself as the
musician upon whose tunes the people were
dancing, not realizing the macabre
background of the man providing these
Diabolic Serenades. One can witness the
crucifixion on the background; Christs
failure was another to feast for his dark
soul
De Bokkeridjers belong to a history buried
by time and dust, but in our land their names
live on, and in our minds they still ride out
every night. The Root of Evil cannot be
destroyed. Hail to all dark souls throughout
history, and to one of my forefathers who
belonged to the Order. Our kingdom will
come.

Bring Back the Lions

In Roman times, twas real grand
When christians were butchered across the
land
Doused in tar and set on fire
Tis a pity the death toll wasnt higher.
O bring back the lions and give em a treat!
Feed em on christian and moralist meat
Sell lots of tickets, I want the best seat
So give the lions something more tasty to
eat!
Our world is full of sub-human scum
Who are out to deprive us of all our fun
Decent standards are a sackful of shit
Designed to protect the weak & unfit
O bring back the lions and give em a treat!
Hand the christians on gibbets, strung by the
feet
Well see Gods little lambs wail & bleat
So give the lions something more tasty to
eat!
Dip em in sauces and dunk em in honey
Excitement I crave, make it value for
money!
Boil em, roast em, or steam em alive
Make sure that no christian is left to survive!
O bring back the lions and give em some
more Its time the poor creatures had an
encore
So let the arena be splattered with gore
And well be rid of the bastards forever
more

Requirements and procedures for

performance

Alter Call
Where
would
the
Satanist
be
without
ritual?
Part theater
mixed in with emotion,
desire, and of course
understanding of Higher
Magic. But are you getting the most out
of your rituals? How do you create your
own rituals? We answer those questions
with information on proper usage of tools,
how your dcor and surroundings can
increase your abilities, mood music to
provide the perfect
fect setting, and much
more!
This ritual is for
or the ceremonial purpose of
demonstrating respect and appreciation to
Our Founder and the organization He
founded in Year One of The Age of Fire,
1966 c.e.
Throughout the day/night, watch his films,
listenn to his music, read his literature,
inclusive of The Church of Satan and The
Secret Life of A Satanist by Magistra
Blanche Barton, as well as The Black Flame
and The Cloven Hoof magazines, and other
related publications from interviews to
articles by members
ers and Hierarchy .
Optional recommendation: For Dr. LaVey's
Birthday,
day, or 'LaVey Day', April 11th.
Celebrations
elebrations afterward may consist of
travelling
ling forth to The Olive Garden or
preparing a Mediterranean feast and stating
a toast by a glass of white wine w
with a single
ice cube therein, as was one of Dr. LaVey's
peculiarities.

* Recommended time of performance: Dr.

LaVey's birthday {April 11th},
Walpurgisnacht,
snacht, and otherwise any other
time when one feels the need to state it, such
as upon first receiving the infamous red
card, and upon elevations.
* Opening Music: "Satanis Theme" from
Satan Takes A Holiday.
* Performance music: Selections from
LaVeyan discography, and/or
recommendations.
t Satanic
* Closing Music: "Hymn of the
Empire" from The Satanic Mass.
* Accoutrement: LaVey sigil, or Baphomet
medallion, and/or horned cowl, black cape
with red inline, robe; or suit with cape.
* Portrait of Dr. LaVey upon The Altar.
* COS membership card displayed upon The
Altar.
* Written parchment stating
appreciation/poem/tribute.
* Elixer: Bourbon.
The tone is one that is both respectful by
paying homage and yet celebratory;
celebratory
invoking both the feelings of darkness and
light.. Ritual need not be a dirge or based
bas on
fear or anger as is often associated with
Satanic Ritual. This ritual is a perfect
setting to put into practice the skill of
emotional balance. Showing respect and
honor leading into
o celebration and fond
memori

Anton Szandor LaVey Tribute Rite

{Ring bell nine times as purification. Enter The Chamber and trace The Pentagram with lefthanded Cornu over The Altar of Satan. Point Sword towards Baphomet:}
Invocation to Satan.
Calling of The Infernal Names:
"From The South, I call forth Daemon Brother SATAN, of The Black Flame. Come forth, and
conjured be."
"From The East, I call forth Daemon Brother LUCIFER, of The Infernal Enlightenment. Come
forth and conjured be."
"From The North, I call forth Daemon Brother BELIAL, of The Black Earth. Come forth and
conjured be."
"From The West, I call forth Daemon Brother LEVIATHAN, of The Raging Sea. Come forth
and conjured be."
{Include Szandor {direction: above; ether}:
"I summon Thee forth Daemon Szandor from The Ether, Thou incarnation of Satan, by the
lightning bolt of the black flame which bears your name. Come forth and conjured be!"
{State one's own name {trace pentagram over one's chest} therein. Strike gong.}
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Hail [your name]! Hail Satan!"
{Trace pentagram over elixer with The Cornu stating:}
"In Nomine Satanas, Calix Voluptatis carnis, Potentiam Inferus."
ANTON SZANDOR LAVEY
{Lift Chalice of Ecstasy towards Baphomet and the portrait of Dr. LaVey:}

"By this chalice of indulgence, I affirm My allegiance to The Forces of Darkness, and proclaim a
toast unto you, Daemon Anton Szandor LaVey, as your muses have inspired My own!
Iconoclast, mentor, and exemplar of Satan, you paved the way for the true children of darkness
to reveal themselves, and opened The Gates of Hell within, that we incarnate devils may pursue
our own accomplishments and kingdoms upon this black earth! I shall make My infernal mark
upon the world! And partake of all the pleasures of the flesh which I desire!
Hail unto you, Immortal Legend, you who has My eternal respect and appreciation for your
words and deeds! That My own may continue to evolve by your example, unto myriad personal
transmutations!"
{Drink}
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Hail [your name]! Hail Satan!"
{Strike gong. Read First Enochian Key in Enochian}
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Hail Satan!"
THE CHURCH OF SATAN
{Strike gong. Lift membership card in hand:}
"As a born Satanist, I hold this allegience in deepest honor, symbol of The Devil's Cabal, the
outstanding elite! I live by the principles set forth in The Satanic Bible! And Am a living
embodimen
of Satanism by My very being. I pledge allegience to The Church of Satan, and to Myself as a
Citizen of The Infernal Empire!"
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Magus Gilmore! Magistra Nadramia! Hail [your name]! Hail
The Church of Satan! Hail Satan!"
{Strike gong. Place card back on The Altar. Raise Cornu towards Baphomet. Read Sixth
Enochian Key in either language, or both, if so desired:}
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Hail Satan!"
{Strike gong. Read tribute, then immolate it in The Black Flame of Satan. Optional: Play Dr.
LaVey inunciating one or all chapters of The Book of Satan from The Satanic Mass. Conclude:}
"Shemhamforash! Hail Szandor! Hail Satan!"
{In closing, read First Enochian Key in English, followed by playing The Hymn of The Satanic
Empire. Ring bell as customary, and celebrate as desired.}
SO IT IS DONE.

Where are the real Satanists?

We have no face. We have many a name.
We're a universe away, not part of your
game.
Our lives and traditions to keep, is our only
aim:
We are the Tenders of the Flame.
We hide from you in the still quiet of night;
But if and when the time comes that we
must fight?
We'll hold fast with our kinsmen, our Will is
Might;
We'll smash you in your own noisy,
bombastic light.
Yes, we will fight as once before, only if we
must,
And this time, glory in that day when you all
are dust.
Between ourselves alone, there is a Trust:
Stand against us, you'll feel our dagger's
thrust.
Should you ever force your hoped-for
confrontation,
You'll find you've made a grave
miscalculation.
In the face of our unswerving, yet patient
determination
You'll long for the Ignorance you've
cherished as christification.
You will cry for the days before you knew
we were here,
Before you pulled us out into the light of the
sun, too near.
You were given a chance to go your own
way and live in your sphere,
But all you can show for your wretched lives
is hatred and fear.
Heed this humble missive well, listen clearly
to what I say;
All of your efforts have come to naught: Our

Will you can not sway.

This war of Kind can never end, until all of
you GO AWAY!
Then our Bards will sing a song, about a
glorious, peaceful day.
The day the Cruxtoids went their own way

The Ancient Ones Shall Be Again

Death to the pawns of the Nazarene,
Awaken the Lords of Chaos.
Ia! Azathoth; dark seething insanity,
Ia! Yog-Sothoth, sphere-god of
magick beyond space.
Ia! Nyarlathotep, Goat of a
Thousand Young.
Ia! Cthulu, from RLyeh shalt thou
riseth.
Ia! Iak-Sakkath, for thou must open
he Gate!
he flutes of the Abyss are silent,And
darkness rolls from the Pits of Bsu,
The Legions of Flesh are marching!
The horns of hell are roaring!
The slaves of God are dying!
Satan rules supreme!
Hail Satan! Shemhamforash!

DOG
Look, Ma, no Crowley! Sort of... Until
Anton Szandor LaVey started the
Movement, Satanism was an unnamed
(except in fiction) philosophy scattered
throughout various literatures.
Without
LaVey, it may just as well have remained in

bits and pieces. LaVey got the ball rolling

and systematically organized the religion
(some would say "unreligion") and its
worldwide adherents. Picking a name for
this line of thought was easy; the JudeoChristian masses had long been imagining
they were being terrorized by unseen
diabolical forces -- that even amongst their
own clergy dwelt those who were unholy
communicants conspiring with the Devil and
his fallen helpers to destroy all that JudeoChristianity upheld and believed. In a sense,
these masses were correct. THEY WERE
LEGION, the writers who recorded the ideas
of possession by an evil spirit or spirits.
From writers like Crowley and even back to
the mysterious authors of the JudeoChristian Bible and other such JudeoChristian accounts, much had been written
for the sake of Satanic posterity, to be
extracted and constructed by those who
would build a great Church.
And though we have come, JudeoChristians are so fascinated by their
hysterical fantasies about US, that all they
know is their phantasms. The real Satanists
are invisible to them. Having one red
fingernail will incite the wildest conspiracy
ideas in them. They've forgotten why their
Easter is named after a pagan goddess of
dawn, Eastre; why it's held on the first
Sunday after the first full moon on, or after,
March 21st. They can't explain why their
"son of God" was missed by the pen of
history during an era when there was a
proliferation of historians.
And who
Christianized the only alleged non-Christian
mention of Yeshua -- a.k.a. "Jesus" --, the
"lost" work of Jewish historian Flavius
Josephus? What became of that original,
untainted version?
Here is the latest conspiracy fun from the
frightened minds of Judeo-Christianity. (It's
better than Michael Jackson being the AntiChrist!) The words "son of God" are

actually, or so it goes, an inverted acronym

created by anti-Christian Freemasons.
"DOG FO NOS" equals "Death Of God For
Our Novus Order Seclorum!" Why this
should be is not explained. Perhaps it's an
implication that Jesus will be the doom of
God, an evil prince OF or FOR the New
World Order.
hat's all! Don't forget how important our
work on PROJECT: CATTLE
MUTILATION is...

Closing Statement
We've had a lot of fun
writing this issue and hope
you enjoy reading it as
much as that poor clueless
shit we tried it out on.
You may notice that this
article is written in fairly complex language.
This practice is to discourage intelligent
people out there (hello?) from passing us off
as another group of bored tyros with nothing
better to do and a busted TV set.
Look for another issue in the next 2 months,
but in the mean time, keep on the hard work,
and let us know is any new developments or
ideas come up.
Well that's it. The authors takes no
responsibility of the actions of the readers of
this phile. Fuck up the City Of Your
Residens all you want, just don't blame it on
us.
We would like to thank Satan for inspiring
us to create this pile of shit and until the
next.