Apple of Discord
Apple of Discord
Apple of Discord
CAST
Sofia Baja as the Narrator
Cristina Palmares as the Host
Katrina Esposo as the Reporter
Reicha Aumentado as Paris
Gabriel Gates as Paris' bull
Julia Cacho as Eris
Mitzi Pujeda as Aphrodite
Ashley Mendoza as Athena
Phoebe Sison as Hera
Isabella Ortiz as Queen Hecuba
Gabriel Gates as King Priam
Rashdi Laurente as the Bear
Katrina Salcedo as the Bear's translator
Kate Arevalo as Aesacus
Katrina Salcedo as Agelaus
Rashdi Laurente as Ares
Gabriel Gates as Zeus
Katrina Esposo as Hermes
Kate Arevalo as Girl 1
Katrina Esposo as Girl 2
Gabriel Gates as Boy 1
sfx - Katrina Esposo, Sofia Baja, Cristina Palmares
PROPS
curtains
red carpet
SCENE 1 (honeymoon) BG: ??
- table (at the right)
- chair
- books
SCENE 2 BG: ??
- table (at the right)
SCENE 3 (labor) BG: ??
- table (at the center)
- baby alive
SCENE 4
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SCENE 5
- mount
SCENE 6
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SCENE 7
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SCENE 8
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Athena: How dare you claim that title?! I am the FAIREST if you
all!!
(Hera pushes Athena and steals the apple for her)
Hera: Don't even think about claiming that title! I am the Queen!
I am the fairest!
Aphrodite: Stop that nonsense! I am the fairest! (Steals the
apple)
Athena: I AM THE GODDESS OF WISDOM! I, Athena, am the fairest!
Remember the name!
Aphrodite: I'm the goddess of beauty so duuhh?? You lose, bitHera: OH PLS, I AM THE QUEEN GODDESS OF YOU ALL! Let's see what
my husband Zeus has to say about this! Oh Zeusiezz!
Zeus: Yes, Hera? Hera: Baby, you have to tell me the truth this
time, okay? .... Who deserves the apple that is to be given to
the fairest? (Gives the apple to Zeus) (Hera, Athena, and
Aphrodite starts intimidating him) (Zeus looks like he's about to
pee in his pants)
Zeus: I can't answer that! I abstain! This has to be done by the
fairest judge in the land, Paris!
Zeus: Hermes! Take them to Mt. Ida to see Paris! (gives the apple
to Hermes) Hermes: Roger that m'lord!
Narrator: And so, Hermes took the 3 goddesses to Mt. Ida and
looked for Paris. He began informing Paris about the situation.
(Hermes gives the golden apple to Paris)
Hermes: So basically, you just have to give the golden apple to
whoever you think is the fairest! Ez brotha HAHAHHA (laughs)
(Paris makes a chocking noise)
Paris: WHAAAAT??? U serious bruh? This has got to be the hardest
decision I will ever make in my whole life! (Looks confused af)
(Zeus descends from explains it with more details kinda)
Zeus: Paris, m'boy, you are the fairest judge in the land. You
have to give the apple to whoever you think is the most beautiful
in all aspects.
Paris: I can't decide! How bout u ladies take your clothes off?
(The 3 goddesses starts stripping) ((bathrobe))
Paris: This is so hard!
Hermes: I see what you did there! What is 'hard' ha Paris? (Paris
looks at
(Aegalus) Aegalus rocks his dark and edgy outfit with some
stunning accessories!
(Eris) Eris slayed her glamorous costume tonight with her
*describe costume* ??
(Athena) The goddess of wisdom and strategy kills it with her
*describe costume* tonight!
(Hera) Here is Hera with the *describe costume* ??
(Aphrodite) And as always, Aphrodite looks aesthetically pleasing
at the red carpet tonight!
(Paris) The fairest man is in town with his *describe costume* ??
(Bear) Last but not the least, rawring with confidence is no
other than the Bear!
Reporter: Our cast is now headed onstage for a short interview.
Back to you, Tina!
PART 3: TALKSHOW (sfx??)
Host: ??
First question is for Queen Hecuba, our very elegant queen. The
question is, What kind of mother can abandon her own child?
Queen Hecuba: *crying* I didn't abandon him! I did it for his own
good! *walks out*
Host: well that was very unprofessional. Next up, for King Priam!
Here's the question, Did you ever think that Paris may actually
be Queen Hecuba's child from another mister? Specifically,
Agelaus? What can you say?
King Priam: at some point, i did but..
Queen Hecuba: *suddenly appears again* Wtf? Is that what you
think of me? Am i that kind of woman to you?!
King Priam: woah! woah! of course not baby, but you two were
really rEALLY close so..
Queen Hecuba: DIVORCE.
Host: ??
Moving on. Next question is for Aesacus! Where did you base your
foretelling that Paris will be the "end" of Troy? Were you just
jealous because your parents will have another child to give
attention to?
Aesacus: *rants to his parents* well obviously, it's Paris who's
their favorite even though my mother actually "abandoned him!"
Host: *stands up* OHHHH! That was a heated one!
Aesacus: Sit down, Tina!
Host: ??
Next up, question for Agelaus! What can you tell people who think
that Paris is secretly your biological son, that's why you have a
soft spot for him?
Agelaus: Well, it's just that whenever i see him, it's like I am
looking at a mirror. It's like i was seeing my own reflection. do
you get me?
Host: ??
Now here's a question for Zeus! We know you let Paris choose
among the three, but now please answer honestly. If you were to
choose between the gods intead of the goddesses, who would you
choose and why?
Zeus: *confident* I'll choose Aphrodite because she's the fairest
of them all.. *slowly losing confidence bc Hera was glaring at
him* ..according to Paris, of course.
Host: oOohkay.. *Hera glaring at the host* let's just consider
that a honest answer from Zeus *awkward laugh*
Now Eris! Yes, I'm calling your attention! The fans are curious
if you are satisfied with the way things ended up. What can you
say?
Eris: I'd say yes, because they showcased their abilities
although it did not end up well. I was entertained somehow.
Host: Thank you for that genuine opinion, Eris. Now, Paris! What
a handsome young man! So, they say that you are a man of your
word and that's how you came to be the judge of one of the most
extraordinary contests ever waged. Why did you choose Aphrodite
out of the 3 goddesses?
Paris: Before I answer your question, can the two of them stop
glaring at me first?
Aphrodite: don't worry, dear. i gotchu!
Paris: okay. well, Aphrodite offered me the thing that I've been
yearning for a long long time. You see, I was inlove with Helen
since the beginning.
Host: Athena and Hera, what did you two feel when Paris rejected
your offer?
Athena and Hera: Of course i was so disappointed!!!
Athena and Hera: Hey!
Athena and Hera: I was first!
Athena and Hera: UUGH!!! *walks out*
Host: uhmm, okay... so, Lastly! The goddess of love, the girl of
the night, Aphrodite. First of all, congratulations on your
victory, for being the fairest of them all.
Aphrodite: *dramatic thank you*
Host: How are you? Do you feel any pressure right now?
Aphrodite: No, i don't feel any pressure right now.