Volume 44, Issue 4a

If CRCAP had a Class Called Coco Crafts

By Lily Biro

Should We Fart in Public?

By Anonymous
Yes. We should totally be able to fart in public.
People can burp in public, and when they do that
people just laugh and joke around with the person.
When somebody farts in public, the immediate
response is to scold the person about their
manners or to harshly tell them to say excuse me.
That has to change. Farts and burps are basically
the same thing. Why are farts considered so rude
when burps are considered hilarious and joyful?
Farts are joyful too. You know how people ask
did you fart when there is a pungent scent in the
room? When somebody asks that question, your
answer is always no. Meanwhile, if somebody
asks if you burped, you would probably say yes
if you did, or no if you didnt. It should be the
same if you fart. People should really be allowed
to fart in public without all of the bad reactions
afterword.
Senior Cat Adoption
By Natalie Dean
Located in Boston, MA at the MSPCA, pet
adoption, 9 and older cats are up for a no fee pet
adoption during the first half of July. The Declare
Your Love wants to put 30-plus senior cats into
new homes. Most cats that are up for the adoption,
have lived in houses before, been around other
pets, and have been litter box trained. A standard
adoption fee would be about $95. Other MSPCA
pet adoptions including Jamaica Plain- are
participating in this campaign.

Here is the description:

Coco Crafts
Do you have a sweet tooth, of perhaps
a love for chocolate. Do you have a love for
arts and crafts and molding things well if
you do you will love this class. If you love
photography we also take pictures of all the
chocolate creations we build because we eat
the things we build. Theres no need for crafts
when you have edible coco crafts.
Maybe next session of camp you might
want to try Coco Crafts.
Supreme Court Decision
Alex Martiros

Yesterday a huge decision was made in the
Supreme Court, a 5 to 4 vote on canceling the DOMA
law, and declared it unconstitutional. Supreme Court
Justice Anthony M. Kennedy was agreed with by
the courts liberal wing, to allow all gay or same sex
marriages, even over ruling the law, Proposition 8, in
California. The law now states that people who like the
same gender should be able to have benefits and get
married without it possibly being against the law. The
vote on the Proposition 8 in California was also 5 to 4.
This is a huge victory for people who want same gender
or same sex marriage and a huge loss for people who
dont want it. There will still be debates about if it is the
right decision that the Supreme Court made but for now
its completely legal and accepted to have same gender
marriage.

Ask Bunny tail!!!

By: Bunny tail
New questions: 8
The Food Article!
Dear Bunny tail,
Do you eat Carrots?
- No name
Dear Bunny tail,
Whats your FAVORITE breakfast food?
- Just wondering
Dear Bunny tail,
Whats your favorite food?
- Anonymous
Hey Bunny tail,
Whats your favorite food? Grass?
- Curious
Answers for the FOOD article for all of
you!
Breakfast: Carrot crunchies
Lunch: pizza with carrots
Dinner: pizza with carrots
Dessert: carrot cake
Snacks: carrots
And grass makes me sick. And do I eat
carrots? Yes.
- Bunny tail
Interview with Unicorns
By Orly Shiner
Whats your name?
Ali
How old are you?
9
Whats your favorite food?
Cloud
Whats your favorite animal?
Mustaches
Do you have any siblings?
Yes
Do you have any pets?
Yes
Whats your favorite color?
Color that does not exist

The Puppy
By Sophie Fallon
Chapter 1
Once there was a little puppy named Fluff. He had
big, poofy, snow white fur, and was happy as ever. He had
his other brothers and sisters, and most importantly, his
mom. Then, one day, they were put into a truck. It was very
dark and scary. Fluff was scared and hid in the corner. They
drove for about 5 hours, until they stopped abruptly and were
loaded out of the truck. They were carried into a brightly lit
shop that smelled of other dogs and animals. Were they in
a pet store?
Fluff had always wanted to see a pet store, but not be
sold at one! What would happen if he was separated from his
family? Fluff started to bark and scramble around his carrier.
The man, who was holding his carrier, shushed him and
dropped it onto the ground, without lowering it. Fluff instantly
started to whine. He sniffed for his mother and brothers and
sisters, and smelled Lila, his slightly older sister.

Lila! he cried. He smiled; knowing that at least of
his family members was with him.

Fluff? Is that you? barked Lila. Fluff sighed in relief
and started talking to her.

I think were in a pet store. Were going to get sold
and get separated!!! Fluff yelped. Lila sighed then barked
back.

Dont be such a worry wart. If we stick together,
the pet store staff will know that we love each other and will
sell us as a pair. Dont worry, Lila said. She looked calm.
Fluff sighed and knew that the only way that he could stop
worrying was to stop worrying.
Thanks for reading!!! Chapter 2 will come out soon! Please
keep on reading to know what will happen by the end of the
book.

The 39 Clues #10

By Louis Chiasson

Ask Bad Kitty

By Bad Kitty
Hi guys! My name is Bad Kitty, and I am a 12
week old kitten. I have created an advice column,
and there are folders for you to put your questions
in at the Festival Offerings Board, and outside of
Foster Hall. You can ask me any questions that you
want, but please make sure they make sense! Also,
please dont try and figure out who my owner is.
He/she would like to keep it a secret. Thanks and
I hope you guys have some questions!

The most recent book that I have read was The

39 Clues #10: Into The Gauntlet by Margret Peterson
Haddex. It was very good. In my opinion it was
better than the other ones. I think the Madregls are
very ambitious. Parts of it were kind of sad. (Spoiler
alert)You will be happy to know that Dan and Amy
win the Master Serum!!!!

Thanks!
Bad Kitty

Pokmon
By Scott Dagen
First off, I have tried to write other stuff besides this. It didnt
work. That being said, lets begin the real article.

Worst Spelling Ever !!

by Khoa Tran
Whats your name whats your nick
name tell a frind the awsers
Lp[o-0o0o-0o-0 u] is the code for
notting
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! relly !!! im
speeling thing rong ok
!!!!!! do you have 2 moms 1 mom
1 dad 1 dad 1 mom adoped 2 moms
adoped
See wong im no one tell jme
awnsers im bad ok I live in mexaco

This is the first article in a series of articles about the
artists that design Pokmon cards. The first artist I am reviewing
is Mitsuhiro Arita.

Mitsuhiro Arita has drawn 430 cards for the Pokmon
Trading Card Game (TCG). He has also illustrated cards for YuGi-Oh! and the instruction booklet for the Sony VAIO.

The cards I will be examining today are Cresselia(Majestic
Dawn 2), Aarons Pidgeot(Movie VS Pack 6), Dark Marowak(EX
Team Rocket Returns 7), and Gligar(EX Unseen Forces 57).

In all four of the cards, the shading style is very
apparent; every gradient is very subtle and smooth, giving a
glossy appearance. There is some detail in the background, but
its not so extreme that it distracts from the focus. The mood
is generally bright, although in the Dark Marowak card, the
lighting makes the mood much more sinister. Another contrast
Dark Marowak has is that the focus isnt in motion. In general,
the Pokmon is in a dramatic pose. Cresselia is shown flying
through the evening sky, Aarons Pidgeot is shown flying by a
city, and Gligar is portrayed climbing up a cliff, looking down
at the beach below.

Next weeks artist: Kouki Saitou.

Hey guys its the mystery question box!!!!!!!!!!

By Marisol, Rachel, and The Awesome Janower
And guess what we have a new member: the
awesome Janower!
We just wanted to say thank you for all of the
questions, but we did not appreciate the crush
ones cause as we already said we are only nine!
We give the most thanks to the person who wrote
the only advice question. We will answer all of the
questions now!
1. My cat thinks shes a dog what should I do?
Thats a good question we think you should train
her to think like a cat. [And Ali thinks that if it
doesnt work, make her look like a dog, and leave
it.]
2. What is up with you?
Well it depends on if youre saying that rudely or
not. If no, nothing is up with me in it! I am not in a
hot air balloon!
3. Do robots explode?
Uh do you have a brain? I mean duh! Havent
you seen it happing?
4. What Type of underwear do cows wear?
Well. Cows steel & wear undies that are made
for trees, but, that reminds me, where is my animal
underwear book?
5. Do you have bladder problems?
No.
6. Do cows fart?
They fart on rainy sunny days and give us
rainbows!

The Arrest of Aaron Hernandez

By Luke Martiros
Aaron Hernandez, the tight end of the New England
Patriots has been arrested on charges for murder. He
was suspected of killing Odin Loyd, who is a semiprofessional football player. The Patriots released
him from their team two hours after they found out
he was arrested. The Patriot recently traded their best
wide receiver Wes Welker, to the Denver Broncos.
Gronkowski has had many surgeries during the
offseason, including a back surgery that was injured
during his college years. Without Gronkowski,
Hernandez and Welker, the Patriots are looking
pretty weak at the tight end/wide receiver position.

Ask me a question!
By Sophia Noseworthy-Silva
Hello! I am putting a advice column near
the boys and girls locker room in the activity
center. I hope to get great questions from you!
Also I hope to see if I could answer them too.

Vermont
By Alexandra Herman
We go to Vermont every year but when we go we have dinner
first.
We go to flat bread, they have the best pizza in the world.
Its a little salty but super yummy we go there all the time the
Next day we bundle up and go to where we ski I start skiing
with
A counselor, her name is Marija she is very nice I am learning
With poles they are very hard to me to use so bye talk to you later
thank
you

Oscar & Alphonse

By Grace Phillips
Coming soon to the Daily Double!
An engaging story about Kate
(an 11 year old girl) her friend
Sky, and Kates two enchanted
caterpillars; Oscar and Alphonse!

The Magical Girl

By Leah Koritz

Gear-Spring Clock Part 2

By Samuel Urban

Once upon a time, lived a person named

Amanda. Every day, Amanda would get up. She
would get ready for the day and she would have
breakfast. After Amanda had breakfast, she would
go swimming in the swimming pool. She would
swim for a while, and then she would go for a walk
at the park. When Amanda was at the park, she saw
a mysterious looking lady. While Amanda was on
her way home, she spilled a drink on her. Since she
was freezing she went ran home as fast as she could.
Amanda thought to herself I wish my shirt would
dry. And then, her shirt dried! Amanda tried again
I wish I could have chocolate ice cream! and in her
hand she saw some chocolate ice cream! Amanda
thought that something really magical happened to
her! And she was right. She was turned into a witch,
A good witch.

Irray woke up sleepily, shaking his entire body to

get rid of the pins-and-needles. Another night in
the Chadamos Prison hadnt done him any good. At
least it was a safe place to stay considering, it was
abandoned years ago and was well away from any
cities. He removed himself from the harsh mattress
as the creaky clockwork opened up the cells for
meal-time. It was pretty pointless nowadays since
the whole back wall had been knocked down years
ago in the Great Escape of 1608. Irray shuddered
as he looked at the charred brick spread around the
ground remembering the time when his house was
blown to bits. That had been the start of the Great
Clockwork Era, the first testing of the Clock Bots, as
people called them. He picked up his ragged supply
bag and brushed the soot from his hair. Noticing the
lightness of it, he quickly looked through it. The
single memento of his old life, an old gear, was still
in there, only some food was gone, just the snack of
an animal. He glanced toward the city spotting all
the gears twirling in a dance and gazed over all the
buildings he knew well. From the look of it apparently
a new tower is going up, but it didnt matter much as
he only dared to go into the city to get more supplies.
Kicking the bricks, Irray headed off to the city never
noticing the way all the shadows of the trees seemed
to be pointing to the city, almost waiting to march off
as well

Amazing Sci-Fi#1: The Alien

By Louis Chiasson
SPORTS
By Louis Chiasson
4 SQUARE
I dont know for sure that Ben won the 4 square
because when I asked Max the game was not yet
over but from what the double knows he did.
PING-PONG
Jackson won the ping-pong game in the activity
ctr. I dont have enough information so I dont
know if this counts as an article.

We begin our story on Mars.

Ali22$(()))+=+=+=+flumdu was born in a pool
of slime/sludge there. The exploding frog made
him by drooling into the gjk (pronounced VO-dIFSHonCH) (a Martian bath tub) it was made out of
hardened sludge. When Ali22$(()))+=+=+=+flumdu
was born he fell off the face of mars. When he
was falling he was burnt by the Asteroid drone.
Eventually, he looked like a human. His new name
was Alex. He was on Earth.
To Be Continued

Ask Katniss
Hey everybody! Im back with Ask Katniss. This is
my first question-answering article of the session!
Yay! Anyway, lets get to the questions.
Q: What is your best survival tip of all time? FG4
A: Well, FG4, I think my best survival tip would
be find a water source first. I learned this valuable
lesson in the Seventy-Fourth Hunger Games. I was
hunting for water when I found mud. Mud. If you
find mud or any kind of wet rock or dirt, that means
you are very close to finding water.

Annas Answers
By Anna Krechevsky

Q: Dear Katniss,
Do you still see Gale?
-anonymous

Wow I have a lot of questions! Over 10 I think!

But I can only do 3 a day so here goes.

A: No. Gale left and went to another district, but I

am happy here with my husband Peeta and my two
children.

Q: Dear Anna,
Should I do my math test?
-anonymous

Q: Which Hunger Games books did you like acting

in the most?
-GB5

A: Yes you should! The key to your future is

through your work. If you want to have the best
life you must do your best!

A: I liked acting in Catching Fire the most.

Q: Dear Anna,
Why arent we allowed to go in the staff room?
-anonymous
A: Sometimes the staff need a break from us,
rambunctious kids, and the staff room is where
they can get that break. I know that we think its
cool but, we have an even better staff room for
kidsthe whole campus!
Q: Dear Anna,
Do you have a crush on someone?
-anonymous
A: trying to get into my personal life, eh? To
answer your question yes I do have a crush on
someone. Two people, actually one of them
is at camp. If you want to know who, come up
to me and ask. I will say 2 that only a few will
understand. Figure it out!

Well, thats all for today. Remember to submit

questions in the envelopes in the Activity Center and
my new envelope in Foster Hall! Thanks!
-Katniss Everdeen

Public Service Announcement

Hey CRCAP. This is Bunnytail talking. I have bad
news. Last night, I went to check my advice column
and I found two notes. The first one was very immature,
the second one was more hurtful. It said Bunnytail is
stupid! MORE bad news: this morning, I looked at my
advice column box and someone scribbled all over it.
EVEN MORE bad news: this is only my 1st week of
camp, and Im only 9. This is my 2nd year. AND THIS is
how you treat me? Im SORRY that I tried to make an
advice column. Bye.
-Francesca Lodovico