The Secret Stash
The Secret Stash
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CONTENTS
Introduction
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Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip Cookies (from Top Secret Recipes Step-by-Step)
McDonalds Big Mac (from Top Secret Recipes Step-by-Step)
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INTRODUCTION
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What follows are the ten formulas from The Secret Stash. The first seven recipes are
never-before-published and much-requested formulas that came out of development
in the underground lab, like the Fried Apples from Cracker Barrel, Starbucks Cake Pops,
or the famous Shrimp Sauce from Kobe Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse. The last three are
a sneak peak from the new book Top Secret Recipes Step-by-Step, that includes Orange
Gatorade, Mrs. Fields Chocolate Chip Cookies and McDonalds Big Mac.
We fully expect you to thoroughly analyze, inspect, and dissect this new intel, then
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hope that you find this intelligence satisfying and delicious.
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to many tasty kitchen missions together in our future. Until then, happy cloning agent!
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KELLOGGS
EGGO WAFFLES
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 10 min.
Inactive Prep: 20 min.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 8-10 waffles
On November 18, 2009 Kellogg Co. reporteda nationwide shortage of its popular Eggo frozen waffles
until the middle of 2010 because of interruptions at two of the four plants that make them. Historic amounts
of rain closed a plant in Atlanta, and production lines at the bakery in Rossville, Tennessee were closed
indefinitely for repairs. Once I heard the news I bounced to my local supermarket and snagged some of the
last few boxes of Eggos on the freezer shelves to pound out a recipe
for the homestyle version of these waffles (plus three other popular
varietiessee Tidbits). Now the Eggo-deprived could fill the hole in
their freezer with a worthy substitute until the real Eggos returned. But I
never did print the recipe in a book.
Eggo Waffles are round, so I looked everywhere for a waffle iron
that will produce round waffles small enough to fit into your toaster.
No such luck. I finally called off the search when I decided that waffle
shape is an unimportant detail. What really matters is that your waffles
taste the same as Eqqo Waffles, and heat up the same way in a toaster
as Eggo Waffles when you are ready to serve them. So thats how I
designed this clone.
With this recipe you make waffles that are slightly undercooked so
that they can be frozen and reheated later in a standard toaster without
overcooking. Most waffle irons produce rectangular waffles that fit
nicely into a toaster, but even the waffles that come out of round waffle
irons are easy to break in half or in quarters so that they completely fit
all the way into the toaster slot when youre ready to eat them. Just be
sure to set your toaster on its lowest or second lowest setting when you
heat them up.
Today Eggo Waffles are plentiful on store shelves. But if there is
ever another shortage in this waffles future, you are now prepared.
BASIC RECIPE (HOMESTYLE)
4 eggs
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 cups whole milk
cup water
cup buttermilk
cup unsalted butter, melted
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
16 ounces (3 cups) all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
11 8 teaspoons salt
OPTIONAL
8 drops yellow food coloring
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DUNCAN HINES
MOIST DELUXE
DARK CHOCOLATE
FUDGE CAKE MIX
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 5 min.
Inactive Prep: 30 min.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 2 9-inch cakes
Lets say you want to make some chocolate cake that tastes like those popular mixes that come in a box
but you dont have much of a craving for propylene glycol mono- and diesters of fats, polyglycerol esters of
fatty acids, cellulose gum, mono- and diglycerides or xanthan gum. If youre making cake from a box mix,
thats what youll be eating. But you dont have to eat those ingredients when you hack your own cake mix.
Simply combine the dry ingredients here with shortening and you will have a mix that is shelf-stable until
you add the wet ingredients the same way you do with the brand-name boxed stuff. And, you can use this
mix to replace the box cake mix called for in the following recipe for Starbucks Rocky Road Cake Pops. Sweet!
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cups bakers sugar (superfine sugar)
cup cocoa
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoons salt
4 tablespoons vegetable shortening
TO MAKE CAKE
113 cups water
3 Blend dry cake mix (from step #1) with water, oil and eggs in a large bowl with an electric mixer at low
speed until moistened. Increase speed to medium and beat for 2 more minutes.
4 Pour batter into pans and bake for 30 to 33 minutes for 9-inch pans, and 35 to 38 minutes for 13x9-inch
pan. You can also make cupcakes with the mix. They take 19 to 22 minutes.
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STARBUCKS
ROCKY ROAD
CAKE POPS
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 1 hr.
Inactive Prep: 2.5 hrs.
Difficulty: Hard
Yield: 42-48 pops
Starbucks introduced Cake Pops in 2011 to celebrate the companys 40th birthday and they were
an instant hit. Rocky Road was one of the three first flavors to go on sale along with Tiramisu and Birthday
Cake, and you can make dozens of your own clones of this flavor with a few supplies from your local craft
store. Any hobby store with candy making supplies will have the Wilton Candy Melts, lollipop sticks and
Styrofoam blocks youll need to make around 4 dozen of these great cake pops that are perfect for a special
celebration. Also try to find the super small marshmallows called Mallow Bits from Jet-Puffedthey are
perfect for this recipe. If you cant find those, you can still make the recipe work great by chopping up some
mini marshmallows with a sharp knife.
1 18.25-ounce box chocolate cake mix (such as
Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker)
113 cups water
cup vegetable oil
3 large eggs
1 cup chopped mixed nuts (pre-chopped/mixed
topping)
1 Make the cake in a 9x13-inch baking pan following the directions on the box using water, oil and eggs.
Cool completely.
2 If you cant find super-mini marshmallows (Mallow Bits), chop the mini marshmallows in small batches
with a clean, sharp knife until each piece is about the size of a pea.
3 When the cake is cool, gently crumble the cake into a large bowl using your hands. Make sure there are
no large chunks of cake. Mix 1 cup of the marshmallows and cup of nut topping into the crumbled cake.
Spoon dollops of the frosting into the cake and mix it up using a large spoon just until mixed in.
4 Roll the cake into 1-inch balls between the palms of your hands and arrange the balls on a baking
sheet lined with wax paper. Freeze for at least two hours.
5 While your cake pops are chilling, use a lollipop stick to make 12 holes, about 2 inches apart, halfway
down into each of the Styrofoam blocks. This is where your pops will set up.
6 When the dough balls have chilled, pour the cocoa candy melts into a microwaveable glass or
ceramic bowl. Heat them for 1 minute on high, and then stir them until smooth. If the candy melts are not
completely melted, pop them back in the microwave for another 15 to 30 seconds, and gently stir.
7 To coat the cake pops, take just a few balls out of the freezer at a time. Press a lollipop stick about
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MILOS
FAMOUS SWEET TEA
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 15 min.
Inactive Prep: 2 hrs.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 1 gallon
Milo Carlton opened the first Milos Hamburger Shop in Brirmingham, Alabama in 1946 serving
hamburgers, pies and freshly brewed iced tea which customers would sweeten from a bowl of sugar on each
table. But because of a sugar ration caused by the war, Milo was forced to do something no one had tried
before: he took all the sugar bowls off of the tables and pre-sweetened the tea. When customers realized the
tea was better than they could make themselves Milos Famous Sweet Tea became as popular as the food.
In the late 80s Milos began selling the Famous Sweet Tea in gallon jugs in grocery stores in the Birmingham
area and it has been a growing successful product ever since, recently becoming a national brand.
To duplicate a Southern sweet tea like this you absolutely must start with Southern tea bags, and that
means Luzianne. This New Orleans tea company crafts its tea blend especially for iced tea and you will get
the best clone of Southern-style sweet tea with this brand. If you cant find Luzianne, you can still make great
tea with Lipton Iced Tea Bags.
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KOBE ICHIBAN
JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
SHRIMP SAUCE
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 5 min.
Inactive Prep: 1 hr.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 1 cups
For years and years Ive been hearing about a delicious shrimp sauce at the Japanese steakhouses,
that is an amazing dipping sauce for seafood. A variety of Japanese steakhouses were named as having
the best sauce, but it was the name Kobe that came up most often. The problem with this is that there
are many unrelated Japanese Steakhouse across the country using the name Kobe so I had trouble
tracking down the right sauce to hack. That is, until I had a speaking engagement in Orlando, Florida where
I discovered an 11-unit chain in the Orlando/Tampa area called Kobe Ichiban. This cook-in-front hibachi
steakhousewhich looked a lot like a Benihanadid indeed have the light orange creamy dipping sauce
that everyone raved about. And they were right, it was fantastic. It was sweet and sour and salty and creamy,
and it tasted amazing on the shrimpas well as on everything else. But it didnt seem like it would be too
hard to reverse-engineer. So I poured some into some small plastic containers I had with me (always come
prepared!), then popped them into a cooler for the long trip back to Las Vegas, where, in the underground
lab, a clone for this much-requested sauce was finally acheived.
1 cup plus 2 tablespoons mayonnaise
5 teaspoons lemon juice
4 teaspoons granulated sugar
2 tablespoons water
1 teaspoons soy sauce
1 teaspoon paprika
teaspoon garlic powder
18 teaspoon ground black pepper
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CRACKER BARREL
FRIED APPLES
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 10 min.
Inactive Prep: 20 min.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 4 servings
Cracker Barrels Fried Apples side dish have been a popular dish at the chain for years. So popular, in
fact, that they sell jars of it in the gift shop. But no need to buy it there when a Top Secret Recipe will do the
job. What makes this prep so nice is you dont have to peel the apples. Just cook them with the peels on until
the apples are tender just like the original, and theyre ready to eat. These are great by themselves or as a
topping on ice cream. They are also used as the filling for the Baked Apple Dumplin clone recipe that follows.
3 golden delicious apples, unpeeled
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
cup apple juice
cup water
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 Without peeling the apples core them and slice them into 8 slices each, so that you have a total of 24
slices.
2 Melt butter in a 2 or 3 quart saucepan over medium heat. When the butter has melted add the sliced
apples. Cook, while gently stirring the apples occasionally, for 8 to 10 minutes, or until you see some light
browning on the apples.
3 Combine the apple juice and water in a small bowl or glass and stir in the cornstarch. Add this to the
4 Cook apples for 8 to 10 minutes once they begin to simmer. Apples are done when they are tender but
not mushy, and the sauce has thickened to a syrup.
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CRACKER BARREL
BAKED APPLE DUMPLIN
First-Time Hack
Active Prep: 5 min.
Inactive Prep: 2.5 hrs.
Difficulty: Medium
Yield: 4 servings
One of the best choices you will make in life is having this dish for dessert when youre at Cracker
Barrel. They call it a Dumplin but its really just your own little streusel-covered apple pie, served up hot in
its own small baking dish with two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream on top, and drizzled with a warm apple/
caramel sauce. Take a bite and youll notice the apples inside taste just like Cracker Barrels own Fried Apples
side dish. So thats what well use here. Check out the previous recipe (page 11) for that secret formula and
prepare to make two amazing small pies that will serve a total of four people.
CRUST
STREUSEL TOPPING
13 cup granulated sugar
13 cup all-purpose flour
cup finely chopped pecans (chips)
teaspoon baking powder
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18 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons melted butter
APPLE FILLING
APPLE TOPPING
cup Smuckers Caramel Sundae Topping
cup apple cider
TO SERVE
4 scoops vanilla bean ice cream
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GATORADE
ORANGE SPORTS DRINK
(from Top Secret Recipes Step-by-Step)
First-Time Hack
Prep Time: 5 min.
Difficulty: Easy
Yield: 64 ounces
the head coach of the Florida Gators football team requested a specially designed drink that could
replace lost fluids during hot weather games. With players pounding the new sports drink, the Gators
went on to take their first Orange Bowl victory in 1967 against the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. When
the head coach of the Yellow Jackets was asked why his team lost, he said, We didnt have Gatorade.
That made the difference. Later that year, Gatorade became the official drink of the NFL.
The secret to making Gatorade at home is not just about getting the flavor right but also about
locating a simple source of the drinks important supplemental ingredients, potassium and dextrose.
Potassium (along with salt) replaces electrolytes that are lost when you sweat to ensure proper
functioning of your brain and organs. I discovered that a good source of potassium is Mortons salt
substitute, which is made with potassium chloride. Most supermarkets should have it stocked near
the salt. Dextrose, on the other hand, is a natural sugar that absorbs quickly into your body to restore
glycogen in muscles lost during physical activity. Bodybuilders and athletes use it during and after
games and workouts to speed up recovery and stimulate muscle growth. Luckily, I was able to find
the perfect product that added just the right amount of dextrose to 64 ounces of water and that also
came in the perfect orange flavor: Willy Wonka Pixy Stix. Find the large 1-ounce size in the giant plastic
straw, and grab two. I found them online for 50 cents each.
Dump everything here into a 64-ounce pitcher of water, stir to dissolve, and in just a few minutes
youll have the same taste and energy benefits of one of the two original flavors of Gatorade, but at
about half the price.
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Combine everything in a 2-quart pitcher and stir until all the solid ingredients have
dissolved. Serve cold.
TIDBITS The orange-flavored version of Gatorade was one of just two flavors sold
for almost twenty years. The other was lemon-lime. The University of Florida receives
20 percent of Gatorade sales every year which totals around $12 million annually.
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MRS. FIELDS
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
(from Top Secret Recipes Step-by-Step)
Improved Hack
1 Combine butter with sugars and salt in a large bowl using an electric mixer on high speed
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McDONALDS
BIG MAC
Improved Hack
Active Prep: 20 min.
Inactive Prep: 1 hr.
Difficulty: Medium
Yield: 4 burgers
In a cooking demonstration posted to YouTube in the summer of 2012, McDonalds Canada, Inc.
Executive Chef Dan Coudreaut shows us exactly how a Big Mac is made. Well, not exactly. He does
make it clear that the recipe he is demonstrating in his home kitchen isnt made with the exact same
stuff McDonalds uses. He says the ingredients in the Big Mac are similar to the type of items you
could buy at your local grocery store. And Dan doesnt give us any measurements. Oh what a tease
you are, Dan. So, while this video did provide many clues as to how I could improve my twenty-fiveyear-old clone recipe for a Big Mac, there was still plenty of work to do. One thing I had to figure out
was how to easily form the patties into the perfect size each time without having to track down a
specialty baking ring. As I was looking at other objects that could do the trick I noticed that a large
tuna can is the perfect size to shape the pattyand even better, we dont need to open the can to use
it! Just press the ground beef onto the top of the can to form perfect circles. In addition to this tip, the
special sauce formula has been entirely re-hacked for the best Big Mac sauce clone ever published.
SAUCE
23 cup mayonnaise
13 cup sweet pickle relish
2 teaspoons yellow mustard
teaspoon white vinegar
teaspoon paprika
teaspoon garlic powder
teaspoon onion powder
14 ounces ground beef (20 percent fat)
Salt
Pepper
4 sesame seed hamburger buns, plus 4 additional heels
(bottom bun)
8 teaspoons finely minced white onion
2 cups coarsely chopped iceberg lettuce
4 slices American cheese
8 to 12 dill pickle hamburger slices
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recipe Ive rounded the weight up to a measurement that is more likely to register on
all kitchen scales (1 ounces). If your sesame seed buns are large (McDonalds buns are
relatively small) you may even want to make your patties 2 ounces each and press down
on them on the wax paper with your fingers after molding them to make the diameter
even larger to fit your buns.
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