Here ye! Here ye!

We would like to thank you all for purchasing this

lovely shiny programme and a ticket for this tour.
We are currently backstage eating, playing video
games and Danny is preparing his hair.
Touring is the most fun a band can have without
taking their clothes off (actually taking them off
on tour is pretty awesome).
None of what you’re about to see is possible without
you guys so for that we thank you from the bottom of
our cold, black and immature hearts.
No venue too big or crowd too small will stop us from
doing this until we die extremely amusing deaths
and Satan consumes our souls for eternity.
Have fun and enjoy!
McFly
DANNY ASKING DOUGIE...
DANNY// How many average size carrots can you DANNY// What’s your favourite website? not a DANNY// You recently pooed yourself.... Can
fit in a coke can? dirty one!.... Thank you you explain?
DOUGIE// 4 I think. DOUGIE// Likecool.com DOUGIE// I got over 5 Twitter followers.

DANNY// What’s your phone number? DANNY// How many kids do you want? DANNY// What’s the capital of Luxemburg?
DOUGIE// 07777777777. DOUGIE// 69 dude! DOUGIE// L.

DANNY// How would you describe your DANNY// If you had to take one body part from DANNY// Who would play you in a film about
bass sound? the rest of the band what would you take from yourself?....... I’d say Rolf Harris would be
DOUGIE// Like a footballer faking an injury. each of us and why? perfect!
DOUGIE// Harry’s nose and legs, Tom’s chin, your DOUGIE// Hmmm... yeah Rolf is hot but I think
DANNY// What’s Transylvania about? cause I don’t ears and hair. I’d be a good looking chap. Flipper the dolphin would play me.
have a clue!
DOUGIE// It’s set in medieval times. A lower DANNY// How did you discover Drew Brophy’s DANNY// Franz Ferdinand and Lady Ga Ga are
class boy falls in love with girl that’s  royalty, artwork? your favourite artists right now, why do you like
they plan to run away to a place where people DOUGIE// I Googled “naked old guys”. them so much?
don’t care about class or race and where the DOUGIE// I love the Franz because they sing
sun shines all day and the children have DANNY// What would you rather do, play one about dancing with dudes and I’m really into
gumdrop smiles. song on tour with Blink, or spend a night with that. Lady Ga Ga needs a good poke in the face.
Cheryl Cole? Dude...
DANNY// Why do you think you have had terrible DOUGIE// Ohhhhhh... Good one! I would want
success with piercings? Ashley as well.... so... errr... Blink! DANNY// If I had 25 balls in my right hand and
DOUGIE// Because I’m half Orc. 27 balls in the other hand, what would I have?
DANNY// Who’s your favourite director? DOUGIE// Massive hands!
DANNY// Who’s your favourite bass player and DOUGIE// Paul Caslin.
why?
DOUGIE// Ben Sargent, he taught me everything I DANNY// Would you ever go on Big Brother or
know apart from my killer moves on stage. any other reality programme?
DOUGIE// Maybe, I don’t think anyone would
DANNY// You have two dogs.... who’s your care though.
favourite, Presley or Flea?
DOUGIE// Depends how horny I am. DANNY// What’s the biggest cold blooded reptile?
DOUGIE// All reptiles are cold blooded. The
DANNY// Tell the truth..... are you addicted to largest is the Australian salt water crocodile
Twitter yet? they can grow over 17 ft long and weigh a ton.
DOUGIE// Hell yeah! I’m a twitter dawg. If you
tweet to much on twitter Tom the twitterer
tweeting twats you with his teat.
HARRY ASKING TOM...
HARRY// How long is a piece of string? HARRY// Why do you think you are so talented at music by returning to their home countries to take
TOM// Double the length from one end to the middle. I and the arts yet so village at sport? advantage of promising opportunities there. In
thought everyone knew that! TOM// Because when you were a kid and outside playing so doing they are building technical communities
sports, I was inside playing Sonic the Hedgehog.  that link their home countries to one of the world’s
HARRY// What do you do in the day time whilst leading centres of information and communications
on tour? HARRY// Who would you prefer to be, me, Danny or technologies, Silicon Valley. As the “brain
TOM// Well, I like to start my day with a Starbucks so Dougie? Why? drain” increasingly gives way to a process of “brain
I find the nearest one on my iphone and go for a walk. TOM// ... definitely not Danny... it’d be like being in circulation,” networks of scientists and engineers
It’s nice getting to see a bit of whatever city we’re in! a coma. And after seeing the underwear you’ve been are transferring technology, skill, and know-how
I usually find a book shop too. I always end up with a wearing lately, there’s no way I’d want to spend any between distant regional economies faster and more
case full of books by the end of tour. Either that or I time in those. So by process of elimination, I’d be flexibly than most corporations. 
spend the morning on the tour bus waiting for you lot Dougie... great!
to get out of bed! HARRY// What animals do you think McFly would be,
HARRY// What’s your favourite McFly album? including yourself?
HARRY// Steven Spielberg or George Lucas? TOM// radio:ACTIVE probably. But I always like the TOM// Danny would be a dog... a trusty, loyal, but
TOM// Ouch, that’s harsh. Well... I think overall most recent one. I’m looking forward to the next a little dumb chocolate Labrador. Dougie would be
it’ll be Spielberg, no wait, Lucas... no Spielberg. ET, chapter in our career though! It’s getting better! I did a dinosaur but one of the really lame little ones
Jurassic Park, Close Encounters........ but then again listen to Wonderland the other day and remembered in Jurassic Park 2. You Harry would be a fox. A
Star Wars... ok, George Lucas it is.  how much I love songs like I’ll be ok and Memory Lane.  cunning, british fox. And I would be a dragon... a
Hungarian Horntail!
HARRY// You’re on a desert island and you’re allowed HARRY// What’s worse, my nose or your chin?
four different drinks, what drinks would you choose? TOM// I don’t know but at least we don’t have Danny’s HARRY// You are the oldest member of McFly but you
TOM// Water... definitely water. Grape and melon juice brain or smell like Dougie.  have the least facial hair. Explain why?
from Waitrose. A nice cold pear Koppaberg. And...er... TOM// ... I’m a late bloomer... puberty is just around
milk? no wait that’s a bad one... STARBUCKS peppermint HARRY// As well as being an accomplished musician/ the corner!
mocha frap! songwriter and now a pilot, what else do you want to
achieve in your life? HARRY// Yes or no?
HARRY// What do you order from the Chinese take away? TOM// I WILL go to space one day. I’m sure of it! I’d also TOM// Yes. 
TOM// I like the sweet and sour chicken balls AND the like to meet Father Christmas, climb a mountain, and
sweet and sour chicken in the sauce (greedy). Chilli be the voice for a Disney character! HARRY// If we where the Spice Girls what would our
crispy beef, chicken chow mein, egg fried rice and names be?
curry sauce. And hopefully that’s enough to get some HARRY// Honestly, how many teddy bears do you own? TOM// You’d be hairy spice. I’d be massive chin spice.
free prawn crackers.  and which one do you cuddle at night? Dougie would be greasy spice and Danny would be I
TOM// I’ve got pretty much every Disney character you don’t like spicy food spice. 
HARRY// What do you prefer; singing, playing guitar or can imagine sitting on the sofa in my bedroom. I have
playing piano? Why? a travel Mickey that comes everywhere. It all started HARRY//Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
TOM// Probably playing piano. It’s nice and relaxing. with a mouse people!  peppers. Did peter pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If there was a piano and a guitar in a room then If peter piper picked a peck of pickled
I’d always go to the piano first. Like singing in the HARRY// Explain the benefits of transnational peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers
shower and in my car though.  communities and global production networks peter piper picked?
in Taiwan. TOM// It’s in the back of a red lorry, yellow lorry,
HARRY// Ronald McDonald or Colonel Sanders? TOM// Transnational entrepreneurs—US-educated red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry....
TOM// Got to be the Colonel... clowns freak me out. You immigrant engineers whose activities span national
can’t look the Colonel in the eye without going in and borders—are creating new economic opportunities HARRY// If you were a girl what bra size do you
ordering something. Never make direct eye contact if for formerly peripheral economies around the world. think you would be?
you want to avoid the KFC blues... there’s no escape Talented immigrants who have studied and worked in TOM// Well I think I would have had a nice rack a
once you’re under his stare! the US are increasingly reversing the “brain drain” few years ago but since I’ve lost a bit of the chub
they might have gone a bit saggy now. So I’d just let
them hang free. 
TOM ASKING DANNY...
Hello Danny, you have 10 mins to answer the TOM// If you go bald, would you wear a wig? Wear a TOM// Tell us what you think happens in Star Wars...
following questions. You may not ask for help or hat? Just be a baldy? Or other? DANNY// Cheepakka, and R2D3 are on a mission to
look up the answers on the internet. You DANNY// Mmmm... I think I would get it treated then find some granola but there are stars in the way so
may begin... if that didn’t work just shave it... Phh... me with a Yoga and Garth Fader start a gang to take on the
shaved head yeh right! stars. Then Luke Sky Scraper gets involved and eats
TOM// When you are on you’re own what do you Garth Fader only to realize that he was his sister.
think about? TOM// Please write a 50 word prediction of the They eventually find the granola but they are all
DANNY// Mmmm... probably girls!! Weeehh. future for McFly. allergic and they have to go to sick bay. The end.
DANNY// No.
TOM// When is my birthday?... no cheating! TOM// Why should fans look at you in tonights show?
DANNY// Erm..... Erm... 17th June or July? I think. TOM// If a big football club offered to sign you but DANNY// Cause I will look the best.
you had to leave McFly, would you?
TOM// What is your phone number?...I’ve lost it... DANNY// Yep. TOM// What song have we never played on tour but
DANNY// 118 118. should have?
TOM// Name the planets in our solar system in order, DANNY// Down goes another one.
TOM// Who is your favourite member of McFly starting with closest to the sun.
and why? DANNY// Mars, Snickers, Milkyway Stars, Twirl..... TOM// If Dougie passed out during a song, what
DANNY// Either you, Doug or Harry... ha. That’s just stupid erm... I don’t know, oooh! wait would you do?
Probably me. Mars, Venus, Earth, Jupiter, Neptune, Pluto??? Then DANNY// I would laugh then try to help but probably
Bolton... pass out myself!
TOM// What’s been the best tour moment over the
past 5 years? TOM// What’s the best place in the world and why? TOM// Give us your honest opinion on Harry’s
DANNY// I would have to say when Bryan May played DANNY// The best place in the world is my bed underwear...
with us at Wembley... It was sweeeeet. weeeehhhh DANNY// Possibly the worst underwear I have ever
seen in my life... Errrr mingin.
TOM// What food group are eggs classed as? TOM// If you could have all your freckles removed
DANNY// Dairy you idiot. would you? TOM// Finally, what are you most looking forward to
DANNY// Yep get rid straight away. in the future?
TOM// If you could replace one member of McFly DANNY// Living forever.
with an animal, who and what would it be? TOM// What’s the best show you’ve ever been to?
DANNY// I would replace Harry for an octopus, then DANNY// Springsteen at the Emirates Stadium. Ok, you can put your pen down. Your results will be
we would have a kick ass drummer with loads of calculated and sent to you in the post.
arms ha!
DOUGIE ASKING HARRY...
DOUGIE // Mr Harry, Where did you wake up this DOUGIE // What is the meaning of life? DOUGIE // If you were a member of the Village
morning? HARRY// I couldn’t possible say I was told in People which one would you be?
HARRY// In my bed, spooning Tiga. confidence. HARRY// I would say the leather biker but that
> > would suit Danny better so probably the indian.
DOUGIE // What was the first thing you did today? DOUGIE // Would you rather eat a piece of dog poop >
HARRY// I went to Starbucks and had luxury fruit for 10 grand or snog Danny with tongues for an DOUGIE // What are your views on fox hunting?
bread. Then got stuck into some intense cleaning. hour for 5 grand? HARRY// I have no opinion. Doug hunting on the
> HARRY// dog poo definately. other hand is one of my favourite hobbies.
DOUGIE // What’s your most embarrassing moment? > >
HARRY// Falling off the front of the stage at DOUGIE // Why do you love McFly? DOUGIE // What were you thinking when you bought
a gig. HARRY// Because it means I get to hang out with those boxers?
> you most days! Also I think there is no one else HARRY// I liked the snug fit along with the simple
DOUGIE // If you were a woman would you fancy me? like us and we have an amazing fan base, which variety of colours.
HARRY// I think I probably would, I’d think you enable us to keep doing the job we love. >
were cute but probably a bit too immature for my > DOUGIE // Whats your favourite cleaning product?
liking. I’m more my type. DOUGIE // Ha ha LOL!!! McFly sounds alot like HARRY// Flash wipes rule.
> McFlurry!!! HA hA hA!!!! LOL! OMG!!!! If you were an >
DOUGIE // Is it true you once gave your brother a item of food from McDonalds what would you be? DOUGIE // Best show you have ever played?
nude lap dance? Why? HARRY// oh yeah!!!! McFly does sound a bit like HARRY// Wembley with Brian May. I nearly
HARRY// This is true yes. I didn’t personally give Mcflurry ha ha ha LOL!!!!!! I never thought of exploded with excitement.
him the dance, that would be incredibly weird. He that!!!!! Haha LOL!!!!! I’d be a nugget.
was a bit short on cash and I’m sure he would have > DOUGIE // Worst show ever played?
done the same for me. DOUGIE // What was your first homosexual HARRY// When I was hung at the MEN. It was so
> experience like? scary and I played so badly. Never again.
DOUGIE // Would you rather be made of chocolate or HARRY// You tell me Dougie! >
Marmite? And why? DOUGIE // If Doug was in Wicked what character
HARRY// Well I wouldn’t want people to hate me so DOUGIE // Nik-Naks or Malt Loaf? would he play?
probably chocolate. HARRY// Nik-naks..... just. HARRY// The teacher that turns into a goat.
> > I’ve forgotten his name but he really reminds
DOUGIE // Please write 100 words on the anatomy of DOUGIE // What do you bench? me of you.
a ping pong ball. HARRY// On a good day? Hmmm....... about five. >
HARRY// No > baaa
>
BAND PARTY
McFly
Tom Fletcher
Danny Jones
Dougie Poynter
Harry Judd

Keyboards // Levi French

Tour Manager // Tommy Jay Smith
Management // Matt Fletcher
Management // Richard Rashman
Management // Darren Keating
Security // Graham Quinn
Band Bus Driver // Anthony Ackroyd

CREW PARTY
Production & Stage Manager // Pete Turner
Backline Technician // Neil Exton
Backline Technician // Steve Ramshaw
Backline Technician // Andy Ball
FOH Sound Engineer // David “Edz” John
MON Sound Engineer // Maddie Novissimo
Sound Technician// Don Parks
Lighting Operator // Ben Wingrove
Lighting Technician // Matthew Jensen
Lighting Technician // Hunter Frith
Caterer // John Blissett
Caterer & Wardrobe // Becky Belfield
Physio // Katherine Henry
Crew Bus Driver // Don Smalley
Truck Driver // Dave Ramsden
Truck Driver // Dave Hutchinson
Promoter’s Rep (SJM) // John McGee
Promoter’s Rep (Scotland) // Crae Caldwell
Merchandiser on tour // John Kewley

TOUR CONTACTS
Management // Matt Fletcher, Richard Rashman &
Darren Keating for Prestige Management
Agent // Paul Franklin for Helter Skelter
Accountant // Cliff Ryan for Ryan & Co
Promoter (England & Wales) //
Simon Moran for SJM Concerts
Promoter (Scotland) // DF Concerts
Tour Management // Tommy Jay Smith for Tourmanco
Tour Production // Iain Whitehead for Production North
Sound // Chris Hill for Wigwam Acoustics
Lights // Lester Cobrin for Bandit Lites
Catering // Sandi Grabham for Home Cookin
Trucking // Sue Steinberg for Stardes
Buses // Steve Lee for Jumbocruiser
Travel Agent //
Nicky Cheeseman for Altour International
Merchandising // Jeremy Joseph, Tanya Davis,
Emily Theobald & Ben Rawling for de-lux
Merchandise design //
Kate Stretton & Ben Aitchison for de-lux
Tour book printing // Hill Shorter Ltd
Pete Lunny for Strings and Things
(Ernie Ball & Musicman Basses)
Juliet Avery for Gibson UK
Nick Moulin for Arbiter/Gretsch Drums
Mark De Neys at Westside for Mesa Amplification
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Dan Gooday for Ashdown Bass Gear r.com/mcflyha
r.com/tomm cfly // twitte
Remo Drum Heads
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Sabian Cymbals nnymcfly // twitter.
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