Church Grim
Church Grim
Church Grim
BY EDEN PHILLPOTTS
Author of " T h e Secret Woman," " T h e Mother," etc.
O U might n't know what a churchgrim was, I dare say, and for that
matter, they be a branch of knowledge
very much out of the common and very
near forgot. And I 'm properly sure I
should n't have heard of no such fearful
thing if I had n't actually seen one in my
green youth, and heard tell of its great
fame and powers. For these here churchgrims go back to another age than ours,
when the folk believed in all manner of
dark contrivances that you never hear tell
upon now; though whether the hidden
powers be there still, or whether they 've
vanished at the will of their Creator, be a
question beyond us mortals to answer.
But one thing is clear as light to any
thinking man, and that is that when our
ancient forebears lifted our churches, they
had a very different set of opinions from
us who worship in them to-day.
W e was always very proud of our
church to Whiteworthy, where I dwelt as
a lad, and though the Widecombe folk
laughed us to scorn, and would have it
that their St. Pancras was far grander
than our St. Christopher, yet, bating the
tower, which be only a trap for the lightning, when all 's said, we were so fine as
them, if not finer. Besides, there was a
proper story about our place, how the lord
of the manor in the seventh Henry's time,
or some such far-away age, fell out with
the powers, and had his property took
from him, house and lands and all. Indeed, he only escaped with his head, by all
accounts; but the story went that afore the
storm broke, the good knight fell to his
prayers, and St. Christopher himself appeared afore the holy table and bade the
man bring his treasures to mother church,
so as they might be took care of for the
generations to come. Sir Tobias Hele
was the hero, and the old story seemed to
show as he was persecuted wrongfully,
else the saint would never have appeared
with his good advice. But there it stood,
and not a few still believed that Sir Toby
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with their tails between their legs when he a question, he 'd have told him he 'd made
broke loose upon them in all the wonder good search, and found the hole empty.
of his learning.
Yet what happened was very different,
Then came in Tobias Helethe live and no less a man than the Rev. Valletort
thatcher, not the dead knight. He 'd got himself told the rest of the tale. W h a t he
properly struck with the idea of the secret knew of it, that is; for nobody but Beth
hoard, and long before they reached to the Mannaford ever heard the whole truth
last bit of old wall, Tobias had poked while Toby Hele lived. You see, the man
about it and found out 't was hollow. wanted all his small pluck and more to
And he 'd summed up in his mind the bide in the church alone by night, with
treasure was there; and he 'd gone a lot naught save a horn lantern for company;
further than that also, and summed up in and certain it is that he 'd never have
offered for such work if his great love for
his mind the treasure was his.
You see, the Rev. Valletort had led him Beth and his hope of winning her with the
in a sort of way to that outrageous idea, treasure had not made him so brave as a
because he 'd told Hele that no doubt he robin just for the moment. But that hapwas descended through yeoman stock from pened then to scare a heaven-born hero,
the ancient lords of the manor, and taking I 'm sure, and there 's few men living now
mto consideration Toby's nice build and in Whiteworthy, and not a man living
delicate hands and gentlemanlike face, he there in them days, if you except the vicar
had told him that it looked as if he was a himself, who would have faced what Toby
set-back to the old, fine blood, despite the faced and kept their courage, even if they
fact it had doubtless run in the kennel kept their senses.
among common people for so many genAnyway, he did n't keep either, and but
erations.
for his reverence I doubt the man would
And so Toby, who only wanted a bit have come out alive.
of nonsense like that to spur him on, solYou see, parson, by good chance was
emnly pretended that he might count him- called out to old Noah Westlake's deathself the proper heir to the treasure. But bed, and Noah flickered long afore he
he had the wit to know that none would went. In fact, 't was two of the clock
agree with him, and so it followed natu- and a rough winter's night before the anrally he set out to get the stuff single- cient man gave up his spirit to its Maker.
handed, without taking any man into his W i t h that the reverend goes home, and
confidence. But a woman he took, and takes the short cut through the lich-gate
Beth Mannaford knew all about it, and and among the graves. Tramping along
she was very wishful for him to succeed, slow, and not thinking of anything but his
as she confessed after. Because money old parishioner, parson suddenly hears a
meant marriage for her, and though Toby dull sound in the holy building, and lisknew enough to guess he would n't find tens, and goes on the grass to make no
Bank of England crowns and sovereigns noise. ' T was a muffled hammering he
hid in the church, he 'd worked hisself up heard, and he knew in a moment that
to believing there might be plenty of pre- somebody was to work there. T h a t pleased
cious stuff there he could turn into cash, him rather than not, for he guessed that
if once he got his fingers to it.
only Toby Hele was the man to work by
And what he done was this: he took night in that way; and so he peeped in
the night watchman's place. And some- the window, and there made out Toby,
where after midnight, when all White- sure enough. T h e n parson was going
worthy was to bed and asleep, -Tobias round to the outer wall, where only a tarturned his attention to the hollow wall- paulin kept the weather out of the north
chamber. ' T was to come down the next aisle for the moment; but before he got
day, and he 'd got his lesson pat, no doubt, there he heard the awfulest scream that
and was ready to explain that for interest ever echoed in the Lord's house. And
in the subject he 'd fetched down the wall then he heard another, and when he groped
and saved a man or two his labor next in, there was Toby flying down the church
morning. Of course if he 'd found any like a maniac, and waving his lantern, and
valuables, his purpose was to hide 'em for yowling for mercy, and calling Heaven to
his own use; and if the vicar had raised save him from a fearful spectrum.
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great discovery, and quite forgetting the
church-grim must have come to the light
next day, whether or no, he gave Tobias
five shillings a week for his natural life,
and thought better of him than ever as a
martyr to learning.
And with an addition like that to his
money, of course the man was in a case
to wed. Which he did do, and went so
straight as a line ever after, by all accounts.
Not till he came to his own death-bed
did he confess he was up to no good on
that far-famed night in St. Christopher's;
but Toby did n't tell the story to Parson
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