In Bed With Bond: Redux: by Scott Murray
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It can be argued that everything Bond does from this point on is shaped by how Vesper
swept into, and took over, his life.
THE NOVELS
One can define a Bond Woman in many ways, but it is generally understood to mean a
woman Bond sleeps with or wishes to. That is why Miss Moneypenny (Private Secretary to
M) and Leolia Ponsonby (a secretary in the 00 Section) are not included in the list of the 16
major Bond Women. Flirtatious games are one thing, a genuine desire to seduce is another.
Also not included are the many minor dalliances Bond has along the way (including the
lose of his virginity and his note-case at 16 in Paris (18) and so forth), which have no
meaningful bearing on the direction of the main narrative.
In order of publication, the novels and Women are:
It was only half past nine when he stepped into her room from the bathroom and
closed the door behind him.
The moonlight shone through the half-closed shutters and lapped at the secret
shadows in the snow of her body on the broad bed. (21)
The next day, Bond ends the affair, having discovered Vespers betrayal of him and the
mission. Vesper is soon dead and, too late, Bond realizes how the Soviets have destroyed
this rare chance at happiness.
Partners: 1. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 1 (Vesper).
***
Moonraker (1955)
Galatea (Gala) Brand (25+) is a policewoman working for British Special Branch on a
mission with Bond. But she never has eyes for him.
At the end of the book, having not slept with 007, Gala rejects his amorous proposal and
reveals she is marrying Detective-Inspector Vivian.
Oh, said Bond. He smiled stiffly. I see. [] I was going to take you off to a
farmhouse in France [] And after a wonderful dinner I was going to see if its true
what they say about the scream of a rose.
She laughed. Im sorry I cant oblige. But there are plenty of other girls waiting to be
picked. (28)
Partners: 0. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 0. Failures: 1 (Gala).
***
***
Dr No (1958)
Honeychile (Honey) Rider (20), as the whole world knows, stands near naked in front of a
stupefied Bond on a Caribbean beach. What she doesnt do is walk out from the water, as
most people believe. (37) She is already on the beach, innocently collecting seashells,
Bond viewing her from behind. This leads to Flemings infamous description of her bottom
as almost as firm and rounded as a boys (38).
At the end, after victory over Doctor No, Honey leaves a note on Bonds pillow: You are
staying with me tonight [] you owe me slave-time. I will come at seven. Your H. (39)
Partners: 1. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Honeychile). Bond seduces Woman: 0.
Mutual seductions: 0.
***
Goldfinger (1959)
This is the first Fleming novel with more than one Bond Woman.
Jill Masterton (age unknown) works for a gold fetishist, Auric Goldfinger, helping him cheat
at cards. Bond enters her unlocked hotel room and finds her sitting on some cushions,
watching through binoculars Goldfingers card game below.
Whoryou? Whatyouwant? The girls hand was up to her mouth. Her eyes screamed at
him. (40)
Bond quickly calms, rather than charms, her. She clearly dislikes Goldfinger and is happy to
go along with Bonds plan of humiliating the card-cheat.
Later, on a train and after Bond has taken her hostage, she is willingly initiated into the
joys of sexual life.
Tilly Masterton (24) meets Bond in Switzerland, where she is trying to kill Goldfinger in
revenge for painting her sister Jill gold.
Tilly puzzles Bond from the start: There was something faintly mannish and open-air
about the whole of her behaviour and appearance. (41) Hes still puzzled long after hes
got to know her and been kidnapped by Goldfinger: She was beautiful - physically
desirable. But there was a cold, hard centre to her that Bond couldnt understand or
define. (42)
In his book The Sexual Fix, Stephen Heath, who (like Eco) bizarrely changes Tillys
surname to Masterson, writes:
Tilly Masterson [] The woman-enigma, the woman-problem. But, of course, Bond
can understand and define the cold, hard centre: she is one of those girls whose
hormones had got mixed up (the result of fifty years of emancipation), one of a
herd of unhappy sexual misfits - barren and full of frustrations. (43)
Not that it matters: Bond and Tilly never make it to bed together.
Pussy Galore (30+) is leader of a lesbian criminal gang, The Cement Mixers. At the end of
the book, after Goldfingers plot to rob Fort Knox has come unstuck and the Stratocruiser
crashes into the sea, Bond and Pussy are rescued by the Weathership Charlie.
The connecting door with the next cabin opened and the girl came in. She was
wearing nothing but a grey fishermans jersey that was decent by half an inch. []
She said, People keep on asking if Id like an alcohol rub and I keep on saying that if
anyones going to rub me its you, and if Im going to be rubbed with anything its you
Id liked to be rubbed with. [.] So here I am. (44)
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Pussy). Bond seduces Woman: 1 (Jill).
Mutual seductions: 0. Failures: 1 (Tilly).
***
Kissy, like others before her (most notably Vesper), restores Bond to health after he is
injured during a mission. Keen to make love with him, but worried about his inactive sexual
state, she goes to a sex shop to buy toad sweat and other herbal remedies. Few women
have gone to this much trouble to bed Bond. All of which has a dramatic effect because, at
the end, Kissy is pregnant with Bonds only known child.
Partners: 1. Woman seduces Bond: 1. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 0.
***
BOOK
PARTNERS
WOMAN
SEDUCES
BOND
BOND
SEDUCES
WOMAN
MUTUAL
SEDUCTIONS
FAILURES
Casino Royale
Moonraker
Diamonds are
Forever
From Russia,
With Love
Dr No
Goldfinger
Thunderball
On Her Majestys
Secret Service
12
75.0
58
17
25
Total
Percentage
Book Summary
There are only two occasions where one can meaningfully claim that Bond seduces the
Woman: Jill Masterton and Ruby Windsor. But, as we have seen, both cases are debatable.
There are seven Women who clearly seduce Bond: Solitaire Latrelle, Tiffany Case, Tatiana
Romanova, Honeychile Rider, Pussy Galore, Tracy di Vicenzo and Kissy Suzuki.
The other three relationships are mutual, in that it is difficult to say who seduced whom:
Vesper Lynd, Domino Petacchi and Vivienne Michel.
Bonds has one major failure among the major Bond Women, Gala Brand. There are three
other minor failures or disappointments: Tilly Masterton, Patricia Fearing and
Mary Goodnight.
So, of the 12 Women who sleep with Bond, seven (or 58%) do the seducing. Bond only
seduces 2 (17%) and the rest (25%) are mutual.
This is not as Eco and others would have you believe.
***
THE FILMS
It is generally agreed that the films are different to the books in regard to the Women and
Bonds relationships with them. But are they?
In order of release:
James Bond (Sean Connery) comes in contact with nine women, five of whom he sees only
in passing and has no time to pursue, even if he had the desire to.
As mentioned above, Bond does not ever attempt to seduce Miss Moneypenny (Lois
Maxwell), but he does go to bed with three Women:
Sylvia (Eunice Gayson) (58), the first Woman Bond sleeps with on screen, actually
seduces him.
After meeting Bond at a casino, Sylvia breaks into his flat (how is that possible if 007 is a
security-conscious secret agent?), and stands there playing golf in nothing but one of his
shirts. Bond has little time to spare before his flight to Jamaica, but find time he does.
Cork writes:
Introducing James Bond through Sylvia Trench was a stroke of pure genius. Having a
woman of such rarefied tastes hurl herself at 007, elevated Bond himself. (59)
Sylvia then becomes a steady (if not sole) girlfriend of 007, re-appearing in Ian Flemings
From Russia With Love (Terence Young, 1963).
Miss Taro (Zena Marshall) works for the sinister Dr. No (Joseph Wiseman) and is forced into
having sex by Bond. He has turned up to her house, eluding the efforts of Dr. Nos
henchmen to kill him en route. She is surprised, to say the least, to see him.
Bond then overhears her talking on the phone and realizes she is being told to keep Bond
on the premises until another killer can arrive. Bond coldly lets her know that the only way
hell stay is if she sleeps with him. This is very close to rape, but apparently secret agents
do this sort of thing all the time.
Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress), her surname changed from Rider in the novel, is Bonds
main love interest for the movie. It is a pity the filmmakers bowed to the censorship of the
time and had Honey wear a bikini rather than appear as Fleming so perfectly imagined the
scene. Few agree, however, as this moment is universally regarded as one of the sexiest
in cinema.
Starting an occasional trend, Honey cuddles with Bond in the last sequence (aboard a boat,
a franchise favourite). One assumes things will mutually grow more sexual after the final
credits, not that one can tell with any certainty.
Cork writes:
The Bond Girls from Dr. No marked a new kind of woman in the cinema. Sylvia
Trench, Miss Taro and Honey Ryder were strong-willed, resourceful, and sexually
independent. They signalled [] a new generation of women who wanted and
expected more out of life. (60)
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Sylvia). Bond seduces Woman: 1 (Miss
Taro). Probable mutual seductions: 1 (Honey).
***
Bond takes off his shoulder holster, a near-naked Bonita says, Why do you always wear
that thing? The odds are it was Bond who seduced her, in the line of duty.
Dink (Margaret Nolan) is a masseuse at the Miami hotel. The confident way Bond
introduces her to Felix Leiter (Cec Linder) and the body language between them (the
bottom slap and reaction, especially) suggests these two are already an item. As there is
no contrary evidence, one must assume any seduction was mutual.
Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton), her surname changed from Masterton, helps Auric
Goldfinger (Gert Frbe) cheat at cards. Bond seduces her and, almost straight away, she is
rendered gold.
Tilly Masterson (Tania Mallet) has all the possibilities of being a great Bond Woman, but the
filmmakers sell her short. Childishly, Bond is affronted when Tilly doesnt swoon in his
presence. His I hate to leave you here all alone is meet with I can take care of myself.
A gentleman, and Bond is certainly not one on this occasion, would never reply: Yes, Im
sure you can. The audience is totally on her side when she turns Bond down.
Tilly is Bonds first on-screen failure.
Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) is a lesbian who, at first, is underwhelmed by Bonds
presence. Then, seemingly against all the odds, she sleeps with Bond in a stable full of hay.
It is a delightful and spirited meeting of equals, until Bond presses his weight down on top
of her and ignores her resistance. However, they end the film in a park, happily cuddling
under a parachute.
Cork:
She is the first Bond woman who is Bonds equal in virtually every aspect. She can
fight, make love, seduce, and scheme right alongside 007. She is, like her name,
unique. (61)
Mei-Lei (Mai Ling) is a flight attendant on Goldfingers plane. Bond tries to seduce her, but
fails to get any response.
Partners: 4. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 2 (Bonita, Jill).
Mutual seductions: 2 (Dink, Pussy). Failures: 2 (Tilly, Mei-Lei).
***
Fiona (Luciana Paluzzi) is a fiery and fast-driving executioner for SPECTRE who seduces
Bond. He finds her naked in the bath of his assistant, Paula (Martine Beswick). When she
asks, Would you mind giving me something to put on?, he thoughtfully hands her a pair
of gold slippers. She then tells him, Shouldnt you get out of those wet clothes. Youll
catch your death of cold. He agrees.
Domino (Claudine Auger) is the niece of SPECTREs number 2 man, Largo (Adolfo Celi).
She has sex with Bond while scuba diving underwater. I hope we didnt frighten the fish,
Bond remarks as they leave the water (the pristine nature of their bathing costumes giving
no indication as to what happened below).
Paula is a mystery. There is no sense of any past sexual contact with Bond, but she is very
displeased and possessive when Fiona turns up for a date with 007. It is possible Paula has
slept with Bond, but one cant be certain.
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Fiona). Bond seduces Woman: 1 (Patricia).
Mutual seductions: 1 (Domino).
***
Casino Royale (Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John Huston, Joseph McGrath,
Robert Parrish [and Richard Talmage], 1967)
This non-official spoof has numerous 007s, male and female, and countless scantily clad
women, many of whom are uncredited. The film is a narrative swirl and difficult for
deconstructionists to make meaningful sense of. Who, for instance, is James Bond?
There is a Sir James Bond (David Niven), who goes to bed with no women, though he falls
for Agent Mimi (Alias Lady Fiona) (Deborah Kerr). Then there is Sir James nephew, but he
is called Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen), so that doesnt count.
Vesper Lynd (Ursula Andress) becomes an 007 midway through the film, but she sleeps
with no one after the name change. Ditto Cooper (Terence Cooper), who sleeps with
Moneypenny (Barbara Bouchet), but that is before he is made a James Bond. And so
it goes.
Partners: 0. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 0.
***
The reference to taste is regarded by some critics as implying sexual activity has
occurred. What is not discussed by critics is how Bond, an Eton-educated man, says
different from instead of different to. The English school system has let him down
rather badly.
Later in the same scene, Bond says: Weve had some interesting times together, Ling. Ill
be sorry to go. Chinese Girl (Hong Kong) then presses a red button, Bonds bed retracts
into the wall and British Hong Kong police charge in and fire their weapons. The wall-bed is
opened and Bond is pronounced dead.
After Bonds burial at sea and his revival in a submarine, he meets Miss Moneypenny,
who asks:
Oh, by the way, how was the girl?
Which girl?
The Chinese one we fixed you up with.
Oh, another five minutes and I would have found out.
Shell never know what she missed.
So, Bonds bedroom activities were interrupted by the police before anything sexual
happened and Chinese Girl (Hong Kong) was working for the British intelligence to help
fake Bonds death. It is unlikely, therefore, that anything sexual happened. The taste was
just a kiss.
But how does one explain Bonds Weve had some interesting times together, Ling if
Moneypenny (and others) only arranged her for this one event? Poor scriptwriting may be
the answer.
In Tokyo, the head of the Japanese Secret Service, Tiger Tanaka (Tetsuro Tamba), takes
Bond to his home, where he gets a massage from Bonds Masseuse (Jeanne Roland). Bond
tells her:
Last time someone gave me a massage was in Hong Kong. But, unfortunately, I had
to cut it short. We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen. So, we never got
round to finishing it.
Aki (Akiko Wakabayashi) silently replaces Bonds Masseuse. She is one of Tiger Tanakas
special agents.
This time you shall finish it, she says.
Aki!
No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
Helga Brandt (Karen Dor) is no 11 in SPECTRE. She threatens a rope-bound Bond with
torture, using a plastic surgeons scalpel:
Ive got you now, she says.
Well, enjoy yourself, Bond replies.
Despite being fiercely slapped, Bond tries to bribe her with money and a flight to Europe,
and Helga cuts away his ropes. He then slices through her dress straps and mutters Ah,
the things I do for England. The next day, she tries to kill him on a plane.
After Aki is killed by the drip of poison intended for Bond, 007 is sent to an island to marry
Kissy (Mie Hanna), another of Tiger Tanakas agents. This is the first of Bonds two
marriages. Almost all commentators claim that the film Bond is only married once,
dismissing the Kissy nuptials as fake. However, there is not a shred of evidence to support
that reading. Bond is told by Tiger he is getting married and he does. And, despite Kissys
protests that their living together is only in the name of duty, and while Kissy refuses
Bonds offer of sharing a bed for appearances sake, they do fall in love with each other.
(Akiko is forgotten very quickly.)
As has become a series trend (with Honey in Dr. No and Domino in Thunderball), Bond has
not made love with Kissy by the end of the film. One suspects they will soon afterwards.
But it may be a little uncomfortable: they are in an inflatable lifeboat atop a
British submarine.
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 2 (Aki, Helga). Bond seduces Woman: 0.
Probable mutual seductions: 1 (Kissy).
***
Later, they fall in love and marry. (There is no mention of Bonds previous marriage to
Kissy.) That same day, Tracy is shot dead by Irma Bunt (Ilse Steppat).
At the females-only clinic at Piz Gloria, Bond arrives in the disguise of Sir Hilary Bray. Over
dinner, he talks of a book on heraldry in his possession containing references to golden
balls. Ruby (Angela Scouter) is so keen on reading it she writes her room number of his
thigh with red lipstick (hes wearing a kilt). As Ruby has already made a point of
seductively eating a chicken leg just inches from his face, it is fair to assume she is out to
seduce Bond. However, when he breaks into her room later that night, she seems more
interested in the book than Bond, until he presses the point.
On returning to his own room, Bond finds Nancy (Catherina Von Schell) waiting for him.
She, too, claims to want the book, but takes the opportunity to pull Bond down onto
the bed.
Though both dalliances could be called mutual, one should credit the first to Bond (he does
more of the work) and the second to Nancy (same reasoning).
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 2 (Tracy, Nancy). Bond seduces Woman: 1
(Ruby). Mutual seductions: 0.
***
Its a warning. Get it out of here Oh, please, please dont leave me alone tonight.
James, please promise me.
All right, darling, if you insist. I promise.
As it later turns out that Rosie is working for Kananga Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto), as the credits
credit him, it is clear this is a set-up and that Rosie seduced Bond.
Solitaire (Jane Seymour) is Bonds principal love interest and they make it to bed in
unusual circumstances. Bond breaks into her house and dons the High Priestess robe she
wears for Tarot readings. Solitaire enters, justifiably upset at this sacrilege. Bond says:
The cards say we will be lovers
Youre mistaken. Its impossible, forbidden for me Now, you must go.
But you do believe I mean, really believe in the cards?
Well, they have never lied to me.
Then, they wont now Pick one.
She draws The Lovers. Bond:
You knew the answer before it was given. Strangely enough, somehow, so did I.
Bond then reveals (to the audience only) that the deck was stacked with only The Lovers
cards. Bond has clearly seduced her.
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Rosie). Bond seduces Woman: 1 (Solitaire).
Mutual seductions: 1 (Beautiful Girl).
***
Ian Flemings The Man with the Golden Gun (Guy Hamilton, 1974)
Andrea (Maud Adams) is the mistress of the assassin Scaramanga (Christopher Lee). Bond
breaks into her Peninsular Hotel room in Hong Kong and finds her naked in a shower.
Unlike Connerys Bond, who cheekily hands Fiona a mere pair of slippers in Thunderball,
Moores Bond hands Andrea a fluffy bathrobe. Bond then tortures her (very unpleasant)
and leaves.
Much later, Andrea enters his hotel room - where Goodnight (Britt Ekland) has just tried to
seduce Bond and is hiding under the blankets - and unburdens herself to him:
Hes a monster. I hate him,
Then leave him.
You dont walk out on Scaramanga. Theres no place he wouldnt find me.
You need a good lawyer.
I need 007. Who do you think sent that bullet to London with your number on it? []
I want him dead. Name your price anything. Ill pay it. You can have me, too, if
you like. Im not unattractive.
Bond doesnt disagree and goes to bed with her, Goodnight hiding in the cupboard. Like
many a good Bond Woman, Andrea is resourceful, clever and totally in charge.
If Goodnight fails the first time around to seduce Bond, she at least gets him at the end,
on the slow boat to China. Its been a long haul for her, but she deserves the credit.
Cork does not have a high opinion of Goodnight:
Goodnight becomes the films bumbling heroine [] She ends the film wandering on
Scaramangas island in a bikini, blithely causing problems such as setting off a chain
reaction that blows the island to bits. Needless to say, Bond finds this exasperating,
but left without an alternative, he happily takes her into his arms at films end. (62)
Bond also tries to seduce the belly dancer Saida (Carmen Sautoy), but runs out of time.
That is also the problem with the delightful Chew Mee (Franoise Thierry), swimming naked
in a pool of one of Scaramangas (temporary) employers.
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 2 (Andrea, Goodnight). Bond seduces Woman:
0 . Mutual seductions: 0.
***
Realizing he has no choice, Bond makes love to her. She has completely seduced him.
Bond has no time for Blonde Beauty (Irka Bochenko) and Museum Guide (Anne Lonnberg),
both at the Venini glass showroom.
The dalliance with Manuela (Emily Bolton) is a close call (and generally regarded as the
fastest seduction in Bond history). She sits provocatively on a couch, in a see-through
outfit that falls away to reveal a naked leg. Bond is not one to remain unstirred, asking
how do you kill five hours in Rio if you dont Samba?
Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) is a Vassar-educated astronaut from NASA, working on
secondment to the Drax corporation.
John Cork writes that, She is just as conniving as Bond when it comes to the mercenary
use of sex. (63) This is true.
Bond breaks into her suite at Venices Hotel Danieli, where he plays with various of her
possessions: a pen that injects poison, a diary that fires darts, a perfume bottle that
sprays fire.
Standard CIA equipment and the CIA placed you with Drax, correct?
Very astute of you, James.
Oh, not really. I have friends in low places.
Could this possibly the moment for us to pool our resources?
It could have its compensations.
She kisses Bond, but he is far more interested in opening and searching her desk drawer.
When he realizes she will never be honest with him, he gives in to her seduction:
Oh, I suppose youre right, Holly. We would be better off working
together? Dtente.
Agreed.
They fall into bed and make love. As with Major Anya Amasova in The Spy Who Loved Me,
one gets the impression Bond is trailing the Woman in talent and nous. No matter: Holly
and Bond happily end the film congressing weightlessly in space.
Partners: 3. Woman seduces Bond: 2 (Corinne, Holly). Bond seduces Woman: 1
(Manuela). Mutual seductions: 0. Failures: 1 (Hostess).
***
Bianca (Tina Hudson) works with Bond during the pre-credits sequence in an unnamed
South American country. There is a hint of a past romantic closeness and Bond says he will
meet her again in Miami, but there really isnt anything to suggest Bianca and Bond have,
or ever will, make love. His goodbye kiss to her is way too chaste.
At Headquarters, Miss Moneypenny has an assistant, Penelope Smallbone (Michaela
Clavell), but her brief meeting with Bond suggests any future relationship with 007 is as
unlikely as one with Moneypenny.
The films first real Bond Woman is Magda (Kristina Wayborn). She is first seen working
with Kamal Khan (Louis Jordan) - Tim Greaves believes she is his girlfriend (65) - at an
auction for a Faberg egg. Later at a hotel in India, she invites him to her dinner table. A
photographer takes their picture and Magda does all the running.
You dont mind?, Magda asks.
Why, has Kamal forgotten what I look like already?
Its for me.
So that if I should depart this world suddenly youll have something to remember
me by?
Something like that. Its for my scrapbook. I collect memories.
Well. Lets get on with making a few.
Later, post-sex and holding an empty champagne glass, Magda utters one of the
franchises most outrageous double entendres: I need refilling. Not surprisingly, Bond
does a double-take.
Octopussy (Maud Adams) tries to buy Bonds services at her palace:
Oh James, we are two of a kind. There are vast rewards for a man of your talents
willing to take risks.
Im not for hire.
Oh, a man of principle with a price on his head. Naturally, youll do it for Queen
and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head.
She goes to her bedroom, where they fall onto the bed.
At the end, they are cuddled together on Octopussys boat on her lake. It is the first time
Bond has finished a film in a Bond Womans domain.
While staying nearly 48 hours at Octopussys floating palace, Bond has plenty of
opportunity to seduce some of the 17 Octopussy Girls, but appears to make no effort in
that direction. But then Roger Moores Bond is starting to look a little too world-weary for
such activities.
The same problem may be at work with the servant Schatzi (Brenda Cowling). When she
shows Bond to his guest room, she flirts outrageously. It is an offer he implies he will
follow up, but we know he wont.
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Magda). Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 1 (Octopussy).
***
May Day, where have you been? Ive been waiting for you to take care of
me personally.
May Day turns to Zorin (unseen by Bond), who nods that she should go in and sleep with
him. She silently drops her robe.
I see youre a woman of very few words.
In bed, May Day does a Lilith and insists on being on top.
Pola Ivanova (Fiona Fullerton) is a Soviet spy who, when caught by Bond spying on Zorins
operation, does the right thing and hops into a hot tub with him. This is, after all, a time of
dtente, even if Bond and Pola both have double-cross on their minds.
Lupe Lamora (Talisa Soto) is the girlfriend of a psychotic drug baron, Franz Sanchez
(Robert Davi), who whips her when hes mad. It takes a long time for her to get to bed
with Bond, seducing him in a guest bedroom at Sanchezs house.
At the end, though, Bond cruelly tosses her aside for Pam. Some audience members find it
odd Bond opts for dull old Pam over Lupe, who has a broken wing like other great Fleming
heroines (68). But even those few who like this film dont consider it a true Bond film. It is
just a not-very-bright action movie that Bond mistakenly wandered into. No wonder
Timothy Dalton opted out.
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 1 (Lupe). Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 1 (Pam).
***
Xenia Onatopp is one of the wildest women in cinema. Her sexual pleasure at seeing and
delivering death and destruction is awesome. She and Bond flirt many times, and Xenia
tries hard to squash him to death, but Bond never sleeps with her.
Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) is a Russian computer programmer. Kidnapped by
Janus (Sean Bean), she is placed in a helicopter with Bond to meet the Grim Reaper. Bond,
of course saves her, and does so again after the train on which they are trapped blows up.
Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Standard Operating Procedure Boys with toys.
When they are next seen, driving through Cuba in a car, it is obvious they have spent
intimate time together. They end the film in a helicopter - safely, this time.
Cork writes:
She is a strong, forceful character. She even hijacks an enemy helicopter to help save
Bond from a collapsing satellite transmitter. (69)
One should expect nothing less from a Bond Woman.
Bond also flirts with a (yet another) new Moneypenny (Samantha Bond), but gets no closer
to her than her predecessors.
That is also the case with the new M (Judi Dench). There is certainly a lively tension
between Bond and his boss, but it probably isnt sexual.
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 1 (Caroline). Mutual
seductions: 1 (Natalya). Failures: 1 (Xenia).
***
Cork writes, As her name implies, she is emotionally cold and remains unimpressed with
Bond when the pair meet. (72) The opposite is surely true. One can immediately sense
the emotional and sexual fire within Miranda, just as one does in the icy blondes in Alfred
Hitchcocks films. A disinterested woman would not say, Im afraid youll never have that
pleasure, Mr Bond. She would simply walk away.
In an extraordinary tense and rich scene, Miranda then meets with M (Judi Dench):
Before you leave on your mission for Iceland, M says, tell me what you know of
James Bond.
Hes a 00 and a wild one as I discovered today. Hell light the fuse on any explosive
situation and be a danger to himself and others. Kill first, ask questions later. I think
hes a blunt instrument whose primary method is to provoke and confront. A man no
one can get close to. A womaniser.
Brilliant! So brilliant, in fact, the filmmakers borrowed Mirandas blunt instrument remark
and gave it to M to say in Casino Royale, where critics enthused so enthusiastically that
one wonders if any of them actually saw Die Another Day.
The sexual energy of the Mirandas tirade (and the brilliant ordering of Bonds faults,
ending with A womaniser) is turned by Pike, an actress on fire with her part, into one of
the great Bond Woman moments.
Mirandas encounter with Bond in a snow-covered car park is just as good.
Bond is walking away from some of Graves thugs, when Miranda reaches out and grabs
him. Before he can blink, she is kissing him.
M warned me this would happen.
Oh, thats why you tried so hard not to be interested in me.
Oh god, youre even worse than your file says. (Pikes delivery of that line gets this
writers vote as the sexiest repartee in Bond.)
Bond and Miranda observe the thugs
They dont look convinced, Bond says. Come on, put your back into it, heh?
They kiss again.
Remember, I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, its
not going to work with me. []
They kiss even more passionately.
Mmmm, Youre getting good at this.
Oh, stop it. . Are we still being watched?
No, they left ages ago.
Oh god, youre impossible. []
And into bed they go. Not that that weakens Mirandas resolve. Next morning, Graves
orders her to kill Bond and she is thrilled:
I enjoyed last night, James, but it really is death for breakfast.
The greatest mistake this film makes - and it makes many - is that Bond is not allowed to
kill Miranda.
Bond is too smart to get playful with Peaceful (Rachel Grant), realizing she is a Chinese
agent before the audience can even blink an eye. Verity (a libelled Madonna; she acts just
fine) is just there for moral support.
Partners: 2. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 2 (Jinx, Miranda).
***
murder of her father, he the death of Vesper they might have had a chance. But the
scene comes out of nowhere and is largely at odds with their body language in the rest of
the film.
Camille, therefore, must be counted as a failure for Bond. However, as Quantum of Solace
has no real ending it feels like the last page of a chapter in an epic and tiresome book
it is possible there could be a romantic resolution in the future. But Quantum of Solace is
so dire a movie, so bleak and incoherent an experience, that it would be better if the
producers scrapped what they are doing, got rid of the joyless Paul Haggis and his grim
cohorts, and started again from scratch. First up, they should call director Martin Campbell
and plead, Help!
Partners: 1. Woman seduces Bond: 0. Bond seduces Woman: 0. Mutual
seductions: 1. Failures: 1.
FILM
PARTNERS
WOMAN
SEDUCES
BOND
BOND
SEDUCES
WOMAN
MUTUAL
SEDUCTIONS
(incl.
PROBABLES)
FAILURES
BOND
REJECTS
WOMAN
Dr. No
From Russia
With Love
Goldfinger
Thunderball
Casino
Royale
You Only
Live Twice
On Her
Majestys
Secret
Service
Diamonds
are Forever
Moonraker
For Your
Eyes Only
Octopussy
Never Say
Never Again
A View to a
Kill
The Living
Daylights
Licence to
Kill
GoldenEye
Tomorrow
Never Dies
The World is
Not Enough
Die Another
Day
Casino
Royale
Quantum of
Solace
60
19
11
30
32%
18%
50%
Total
Percentage
Film Summary
In the 24 official and non-official Bond films (so far), Bond sleeps with 60 women. There
are three failures (where Bond tries hard and fails), one almost (time beats him) and one
incomprehensible (Bond makes no effort when they are perfect for each other).
As well, there are 93 other Women Bond has time to seduce, or be seduced by, but
doesnt. That means, Bond sleeps with 60 of 153 Women or 39%. (That is not counting the
other 114 or so Women he meets but doesnt have the time to test his luck with.)
Of the 60 bed (and floor, boat, raft, space, etc.) partners, 30 (or 50%) are mutual
seductions. Bond only seduces 11 women (18.3%), while he is seduced 19 times (31.7%).
In other words, Bond is almost twice as likely to be seduced by a Woman as he is to
seduce her. Why do academics (and M) insist otherwise?
***
THE NOVELS
Umberto Eco repeatedly refers to the girl (as, indeed, does Fleming). Furio Colombo in
The Bond Affair goes even further and employs the term girl-child (75).
In the novels, Fleming gives nine specific ages and there are clues to five others. The
youngest is Honeychile Rider (20), the oldest Vesper Lynd and Pussy Galore (both in their
thirties). The average age is at least 25.
She is always a Woman, never a girl.
THE FILMS
Producer Albert R. Broccoli insisted that Bonds love or sex interest must be a woman, not
a girl, Otherwise it becomes rape. Bonds ladies [] must give the impression of being
experienced with men. (76)
Character ages are rarely given in films, but the average age of the actresses at the start
of principal photography (and many had birthdays during production) is 27.8.
Yet again, these are Women, not girls.
***
Looks
Eco: the girl is beautiful
THE NOVELS
Response to physical beauty is, of course, largely subjective. However, it is clear that
Fleming wished that most of his female characters be seen as physically attractive. And, in
his attempts to render them so, he created a physical type to which most of Bonds
romantic interests conform.
The mistake made by commentators is to claim these Women are usually blonde. Amis, for
one, gets it wrong in The James Bond Dossier (77) and again in The Book of Bond or Every
Man His Own 007, written under the pseudonym of Lt.-Col. William (Bill) Tanner. (78) A
study of the novels shows that Fleming has a clear preference for women with black or
dark-brown hair. There are only four (out of 16) true blondes: Tiffany Case, Honeychile
Rider, Jill Masterton and Ruby Windsor. Mary Goodnight once had blue-black hair but now it
is golden, while Tracy di Vicenzos is described as fair.
In fact, the Bond Woman archetype can be paraphrased as:
Dark hair; blue eyes; high cheek bones; small nose; wide, sensuous mouth; clean
sweeping jawline; lightly suntanned skin; little-to-no make-up and jewellery; about
57 in height; and, as Kingsley Amis writes, with fine, firm, faultless, splendid, etc.,
breasts (79).
THE FILMS
The most common hair shade of the Bond Women in the cinema is also dark, not fair. It
would be impolite to generalise further about the actresses physical attributes.
***
Character
Eco: the girl is [] good
THE NOVELS
Inner goodness may not always be readily apparent, given that several of the Bond Women
are working for the Villain. However, good is an accurate description of 15 of Flemings 16
major Bond Women. Tiffany is the worry.
THE FILMS
The films differ from the novels in that several of Bonds companions are evil, rather than
just in service of a Villain. One thinks, in the early films, of Miss Taro, Bonita, Fiona and
Helga Brandt. More recent ones include Elektra and Miranda Frost.
When Fleming created a truly evil woman, such as Rosa Klebb, he never put her in bed
with Bond. The films take a different position, though significantly Bond never sleeps with
the pathologically disturbed Xenia Onatopp.
***
THE NOVELS
Eco argues this is true of 13 of Flemings Bond Women. He does not include in his list:
Tracy di Vicenzo, a wealthy playgirl without any connection to the villainous Blofeld; and
Vivienne Michel, for reasons already discussed.
However, of the 13 Eco includes, his analysis is not true of:
Gala Brand, a member of the British Special Branch on a mission with Bond. Eco says she
became the secretary of Hugo Drax, and established a relationship of submission to him
(80). Yes, but only by choice. She can hardly infiltrate Draxs company by being stroppy
and uncontrollable. Her submissiveness is fake.
Honeychile Rider is an innocent beachcomber. Eco says she has a purely symbolic
relationship with the power of Dr. No, except that at the end Dr. No offers her naked body
to the crabs (81). The only trouble with that theory is that Honeychile only knows of, and
encounters, Doctor No after she has come under Bonds protection. This is not a case of
previously conditioned.
Jill Masterton helps Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. She can hardly be said to be
dominated by him. After all, Goldfinger lets her leave with Bond on the train. Had Bond not
been so nave and sent her back, shed still be alive.
Tilly Masterton is the vengeful sister of Jill. She has never met Goldfinger, so to argue that
she is dominated [] by Goldfinger (82) is silly. Is the sister of a slain soldier dominated
by the person who killed him? Of course not.
Domino Petacchi is Emilio Largos mistress. Eco claims she is subservient to the wishes of
Blofeld through the physical relationship with the vicarious figure of Emilio Largo (83). On
those grounds, Eco would have to include practically every human in a sexual or romantic
relationship with someone who is answerable to a bad boss. Anyway, Domino is innocent of
both Largos and Blofelds treachery.
Ruby Windsor is a patient at Blofelds resort who, according to Eco, is under the hypnotic
control of Blofeld (84). Presumably Eco believes anyone visiting a hypnotist to cure, say, a
smoking addiction is being dominated. It is a trivialising use of the word.
Kissy Suzuki is a diver for clams. Eco claims Kissy lives on her island in the shade of the
cursed castle of Blofeld, suffering a purely allegorical domination shared by the whole
population of the place (85). That is like saying all Americans are dominated by the
inhabitant of the White House.
Of those Fleming Women Eco lists, the only ones left who possibly fit his model are Vesper,
Tatiana, Pussy, Solitaire and Tiffany:
Vesper is blackmailed by the Soviets, but the actual Villain is Le Chiffre, who is in danger of
being killed by the Soviets. Technically, Vesper isnt dominated by the Villain but by a
subordinate character. However, if one allows a little leeway, Vesper can be included.
Tatiana is blackmailed by Rosa Klebb, certainly the Villain in Tatianas life and
(sometimes) Bonds.
Pussy, Solitaire and Tiffany do, at some stage, work for the benefit of the Villain.
Book Summary
In conclusion, only Vesper, Tatiana, Solitaire, Pussy and Tiffany can be meaningfully said to
be on dominated by the Villain; that is, in only five of Ecos 13 examples.
The reality is that, of the Flemings 16 major Bond Woman, 69 percent are not dominated
by the Villain.
Eco is simply wrong.
THE FILMS
Eco was writing about the novels, but does his theory hold true for the films? Certainly
Tony Bennett and Janet Woollacott think so:
Initially in the service of the villain, and thus on the wrong side, in the contest
between good and evil []
The list of possible inclusions is not as long as one may think. There are only 12 Women
who are indisputably bad, dominated by the Villain and in his or her service:
Miss Taro (Dr. No)
Bonita (Goldfinger)
Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
Fiona (Thunderball)
Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)
Rosie (Live and Let Die)
Log Cabin Girl (The Spy who Loved Me)
Fatima (Never Say Never Again)
May Day (A View to a Kill)
Pola Ivanova (A View to a Kill)
Elektra (The World is Not Enough) and
Miranda Frost (Die Another Day).
Furthermore, there are 2 who are blackmailed by the Villain into bad deeds:
Tatiana (From Russia with Love), a Soviet secret agent being blackmailed by her KGB
superior, Rosa Klebb; and
Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale).
Then there are those dominated by, but not truly aiding, the Villain:
Jill Masterson (Goldfinger), who only helps Goldfinger cheat at cards;
Solitaire (Live and Let Die), a clairvoyant working for Kananga Mr. Big. She is terrified of
him and, after briefly meeting Bond, lies to him;
Andrea (The Man with the Golden Gun), the girlfriend of the assassin Scaramanga
(Christopher Lee). But she hates him. Like Solitaire, she is dominated by the Villain but not
in his service;
Corinne Dufour (Moonraker), one of Draxs pilots. She seems unconnected to his evil;
Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights), girlfriend of General Georgi Koskov (Jeroen Krabb).
She is in his thrall and unable to see his dark side;
Lupe Lamora (Licence to Kill), girlfriend of the ghastly Franz Sanchez (Robert Davi), who
whips her. That she stays with him not only suggests that she fears for her life but that she
has a thing for bad and powerful men; and
Paris Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies), married to the Villain and dominated by him. The
level of her service is debatable.
Bad but unclassifiable:
Tiffany (Diamonds are Forever), who works both for Blofeld and herself. Ultimately, she is
too independently minded to be in the service of anyone but herself; and
Magda (Octopussy), who technically works for Octopussy but does a lot of work on the side
for Kamal Khan. She doesnt initially realize how bad a Villain he really is. When she does,
she abandons him.
Not really that bad:
Octopussy (Octopussy). She is not really a Villain - a little smuggling and pilfering aside because she is in no meaningful way at war with Bond or Britain. In fact, she seems a nice
enough Woman, who is looking for something and someone to help occupy her overly
fertile mind.
Not bad at all:
Domino (Thunderball), innocent niece of the evil Largo (Adolfo Celli). She has no
knowledge of his criminal activities.
Major Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me), a Soviet agent working with Bond in a
spirit of Anglo-Soviet co-operation. She is no way dominated by a Villain. However, she
does want Bond dead after discovering that he killed her lover in Berngarten. However,
when faced with the chance to kill Bond aboard a sea-rescue capsule at the end, she
chooses instead to share her body heat with him.
Domino (Never Say Never Again), an innocent at the hands of Largo (Klaus
Maria Brandauer).
Natalya Sirminova (GoldenEye), a Russian computer programmer who seems loyal to the
State. She is not in any way bad or dominated.
Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace) works for the British Consulate in Bolivia. She is
loyal and true.
Film Summary
In the 24 official and non-official Bond films (so far), Bond sleeps with 60 women. Of
these, only 22 are dominated by a Villain in any meaningful way and only 1 (Tiffany) is
independently bad. That is, 37 percent.
To argue, as many do, that the Woman is usually in the service of the Villain is just
plain wrong.
***
THE NOVELS
Eco does not appear to differentiate, as perhaps he ought, between Bonds mere presence
on the scene and his having slept with a Woman. Eco writes of how Bond frees the Woman
from the Villains domination and, thus, from her unhappy past. In the process, she goes
through an ideological transformation: that is, she now sides with Bond instead of
the Villain.
There are five Bond Women on the wrong side ideologically:
Vesper Lynd, a double agent, sleeps with Bond only near the end of Casino Royale, after
the mission is completed. But she does not have a complete ideological transformation and
commits suicide. So, in Ecos terms, she is a failure for Bond.
Solitaire Latrelle has decided to escape Mr. Big before meeting Bond and is waiting for
someone to help her. When she decides that person is Bond, she blackmails him into aiding
her. Her ideological conversion, therefore, is independent of Bond.
Tiffany Case ideologically abandons her employer after meeting Bond, but well before
sleeping with him. However, Fleming makes it clear that she is partially attracted to Bond
by the fact he is not a criminal like those she works for and with. It is telling that, when
she later suspects Bond of being a crook, she immediately loses interest in him.
Tatiana Romanova sleeps with Bond on their first meeting; she has been ordered to do so
by Rosa Klebb, just as Bond has been so instructed by M. Her ideological conversion is
post-sex, but Fleming tosses in intriguing hints that Tatiana may have planned a defection
to the West before meeting Bond (a result of Klebbs lesbian attack, perhaps?). However,
most of the evidence suggests that her conversion must be put down to Bonds presence
and the sexual magnetism she feels he exudes.
Pussy Galore is one of Bonds most challenging conquests. But Pussy abandons Goldfinger
only at the very last moment: that is, after the raid on Fort Knox. Clearly the decision to
defect reflects her sudden realisation that Bond represents a better route to safety than
does Goldfinger. One cant count this as an ideological transformation.
Anyway, the decision was made entirely by Pussy, her contact with Bond to this point
having been only minimal and non-sexual. It is thus quite incorrect for Bennett and
Woollacott to write:
in repositioning Pussy Galore sexually, Bond also repositions her ideologically,
detaching her from the service of the villain and recruiting her in support of his own
mission. (86)
Book Summary
Only one Woman changes ideological sides after sleeping with Bond (Tatiana); two do so
independently of him (Solitaire, Tiffany); one doesnt fully (Vesper); and one does after
having spent time with Bond, but not having slept with him (Pussy).
This is scant support for Ecos theory.
THE FILMS
Fiona says to Bond in Thunderball:
James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly
choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to the side of right and virtue.
This may be the perception of Fiona and many critics, but does the evidence support it?
Dr. No
Miss Taro does not change sides ideologically after meeting and sleeping with Bond - she is
evil to the end. According to Ecos criteria, she must be considered a failure for 007.
Goldfinger
In the celebrated opening, Bond leaves Bonita stunned in the floor, totally
unrepositioned ideologically.
Pussy Galore converts after sleeping with Bond in the stable. Unlike in the novel, Pussy is
ideologically repositioned by Bond.
Thunderball
Bond fails to reposition Fiona, who goes to her death still hell-bent on killing him (Bond
expertly spinning her into the path of bullet from one of her associates guns). A
total failure.
Domino is not a dominated Woman, but she turns against Largo not because of any kiss or
sexual passion. As she tells Bond: James, understand. Im doing this for my brother.
Casino Royale
As Bond sleeps with no one in this film, there is no chance of any repositioning.
not within earshot, it is unlikely she is deliberately lying out loud to deceive him - unless,
of course, the place is all miked up, which it may be.
As Bond is about to leave, he draws The Lovers card (Us?, he asks of Solitaire). She is
clearly troubled, but not as much as when she some time later draws The Lovers as
representing Bonds fate in a reading for Kananga Mr. Big. She lies and says she sees death
for Bond. This shows she has already changed sides and it is before she sleeps with Bond.
Rosie is still working for the Villain after Bond sleeps with her, so another failure. At least
he is there to see her die, shot by a remote-control gun.
Moonraker
There is only one Woman associated with the Villain with whom Bond makes love and that
is Corinne Dufour. She is said by most critics to change sides after sleeping with him. John
Cork is one:
Corinne Dufour [] also aids 007. Bond offers to sleep with her if she will uncover
information. Corinne goes for the idea, and the following day, Drax, having discovered
her treachery, unleashes her guard dogs on her. (87)
But that is not what happens. While Corinne seduces Bond, she does nothing to help Bond
in his mission against Drax. She even tries to stop Bond opening Draxs hidden safe. What
she doesnt do is denounce him to Drax, but that may well have been an attempt to
protect herself.
Octopussy
Magda is the only Woman who can be said to be in the service of the Villain, and the link is
tenuous at best. When she discovers Khans connection to General Orlov (Steven Berkoff),
she sides with Octopussy, her true boss. So, Bonds sleeping with her more than an hour of
screen time earlier has had no influence on her ideological position.
A View to a Kill
May Day does change sides, but it is a very long time after sleeping with Bond and only
after she has been abandoned by her boss. Bond had nothing to do with this
ideological repositioning.
Pola Ivanova fails to cheat Bond out of a cassette tape recording, just as he fails to
reposition her. She is naughty to the end.
Licence to Kill
Lupe Lamora stays with Sanchez not only because she fears for her life, but because she
has a thing for bad and powerful men. She starts helping Bond before he sleeps with her,
but this is not a girl in love. She is one with an eye to the main chance.
At the end, Bond jokes that Lupe and President Hector Lopez (Pedro Armendriz) look
perfect together. She even leads him away, clearly to bed, which proves that she still does
have an thing for bad and powerful men. In which case, Bond has not repositioned
her ideologically.
GoldenEye
Bond doesnt sleep with anyone bad.
Casino Royale
Vesper goes to her death, unable to live with what she has done. Blackmailed, she acted
against Bonds interests, but then agrees to steal the Casino Royale money to save his life,
knowing he will despise her and that she will inevitably die. Has he repositioned her? Yes.
Vesper is Bonds greatest success and yet his most monumental failure. He is totally unable
to understand what was trapping her, and thus save her.
Quantum of Solace
There is no Woman who needs repositioning.
As well, there are the failures where Bond doesnt even get to first base:
Mei-Lei (Goldfinger) spends hours with Bond, resisting his sexual advances and denying his
attempts to turn her to his side.
Hostess Private Jet (Moonraker), whom Bond is totally unable to reposition. His only
consolation is that she presumably dies when the plane crashes.
Xenia Onatopp (GoldenEye) never sleeps with Bond, but his presence certainly fails to
reposition her ideologically. She dies just as spectacularly bad as ever.
Film Summary
Of Bonds 23 sexual conquests of women dominated by the Villain, or a Villain in her own
right, Bond ideologically repositions only 2 (or 9%).
As well, Bonds fails to reposition the three bad women he is unable to seduce. This
means his overall success rate is just 8%.
For Bennett and Woollcott and others to state that Bond inevitably succeeds in ideologically
repositioning bad girls is just plain wrong.
***
THE NOVELS
Writers on Bond have come up with many terms for what they see as a dislocation or
deviant sexuality in the Bond Woman, an out-of-placeness or frigidity. Many, they
claim, have endured setbacks. But have they?
Of Flemings 16 major Bond Women, the label of sexual out-of-placeness applies
meaningfully to only five Women, at best:
Tiffany Case (Diamonds are Forever)
Tiffany was raped by a gang of hoods when she was 16. She is lonely and scared. She
finds Bond attractive as much for his moral rightness as for his sexuality.
Honeychile Rider (Dr No)
Honeychile was raped at 15 and is a virgin at 20. Fleming may portray her as an innocent,
or unformed, but she has no sexual hang-ups.
Tilly Masterton (Goldfinger)
Tilly is a lesbian who later falls for Pussy Galore. (90)
Book Summary
Bond encounters five genuinely dislocated women out of the 16 (that is, 31%).
THE FILMS
The films dont provide much joy for those looking to test the sexually dislocated theory.
The films scriptwriters have made little attempt to give the Bond Women any complexity
and their sexual make-up is rarely hinted at.
Film Summary
Of the 59 Bond Women in the films, only 7 - Pussy, Solitaire, Fatima, May Day, Lupe
Lamora, Xenia Onatopp and Elektra - are sexually deviant or dislocated. Percentage wise
(12%), that is little more than a third of what is in the books (31%). In other words, the
cinematic Women are more sexually straight than the literary Women.
***
THE NOVELS
As we have seen, of Flemings 16 major Bond Women, there are 5 sexually out-ofplace Women:
Tiffany Case
Tiffany and Bond are much delayed in making love and, despite her being tortured by
gangsters straight afterwards, it is a happy sexual relationship that develops. They even
discuss marriage, after having lived together for some time, but she finally decides to
marry an American Marine Corps Major.
Honeychile Rider
Though she has long been sexually inactive, when Honeychile finally meets a suitable
partner, in this case Bond, she has no hesitation about sleeping with him. However, as in
many Fleming novels, this is delayed by outside forces.
Tilly Masterton
Tilly is one of the select few not to have slept with Bond, so there is no sexual
repositioning here.
Pussy Galore
Pussy finally sleeps with Bond after having changed to the side of right and after Bonds
mission has been completed, her boss sucked out into space. Clearly it is Pussy who is
making the moves, free from any pressure from Bond. It is she who has independently
opted to try heterosexual sex. Bond has done nothing except exist in her presence.
Stephen Heath takes a different tack, arguing: she fits in the end, finally cured, identity
established, his and hers, in her place, name confirmed - pussy galore. (103) But there is
nothing in Flemings text that suggests in any way that Pussy is cured [sic]. Who knows
whom she will sleep with next and whether that person will be male or female.
The same goes for Heaths claim that Bond puts Pussy in her place. As Pussy has seduced
Bond (even Heath admits that), how can Bond have been put her in her place? Surely, it
would be more logical to say she has put Bond in his place. Unless, of course, you accept
the notion, and Heath may, that Bond has control over womens minds and wills. But if that
isnt a patriarchal fantasy, what is?
Tracy di Vicenzo
Tracys first sexual experience with Bond is a loveless one, Tracy repaying his expensive
chivalry at the gaming table. It is a long time before they meet again, but, when they do,
both realise they have found an ideal mate. However, Tracy is killed after the wedding
ceremony and it is Bond who becomes dislocated as he staggers through the first part of
You Only Live Twice.
Book Summary
Bond sleeps with four of the only five genuinely dislocated women (out of 16) and can be
convincingly argued to have repositioned only two (Tiffany and Tracy).
The argument put forward by Bennett and Woollacott simply isnt supportable.
THE FILMS
Again, the films dont provide much joy for those looking to test these theories.
Honey Ryder
As already discussed, especially as played by Ursula Andress, Honey is in no need of
sexual repositioning.
Pussy
Bennett and Woollacott claim, The Pussy Galore of the film requires no sexual positioning
(104), which is particularly odd as Pussy is the only woman Bond actually does sexually
reposition! Bond literally presses Pussy into trying heterosexual sex and she does emerge
from the stable a new woman.
Tracy
Tracy does seem happy about her sexual relationship with Bond, even if one often senses
in Diana Riggs performance a grim forbearance of her partners screen efforts. However,
Tracy is not in need of sexual repositioning.
Solitaire
After Solitaire and Bond have made love, she says:
The power, Ive lost it. The High Priestess is wife to the Prince no longer of this
world, the spiritual bridge to the Secret Church. By compelling me to earthly love, the
cards themselves have taken away my powers.
This has led several writers, including Robert Sellers (105) and Sally Hibbin (106), to claim
that Solitaire loses her powers after she sleeps with Bond. But this is incorrect: Solitaire
failed to notice that Bond used a rigged pack of Tarot cards before she slept with him. The
powers had already deserted her.
Fatima
Though Bond does sleep with Fatima, he fails utterly to reposition her within the
patriarchal order.
Octopussy
After a night with Bond, Octopussy doesnt behave at all like a Woman repositioned.
May Day
There is no evidence Bond helps May Day overcome her psychosis, even though there is no
doubt she seems a nicer person just before dying.
Lupe Lamora
Bond fails totally to heal Lupe of her penchant for nasty and powerful men.
Xenia Onatopp
Xenia is trouble, but Bond fails to seduce her or reposition her sexually.
Elektra
Elektra is sexual monster like Xenia (she tortures men to help strengthen their erections)
and she embraces death with a smile, totally unrepositioned by Bond.
Film Summary
Bond sexually repositions just 1 Women. As with the novels, the theory doesnt hold water.
***
THE NOVELS
Of the 12 Women who have an affair with Bond, one commits suicide (Vesper) and three
are murdered: Tatiana, Jill and Tracy.
As for the remaining 8 Bond Women:
Solitaire intends spending two weeks with Bond before they part. Cork writes:
The novel ends with Bond and Solitaire anticipating a libidinous fortnight together
after their adventure. Neither appears to hold any illusions about a future beyond.
Neither carries any guilt or any emotional burden as a consequence of their actions.
(107)
Tiffany Case and Bond spend several happy months together in London. The reason for
Tiffany deciding to leave Bond is revealed by 007 to M. in From Russia, With Love: (108)
Well, sir, we did get on well. And there was some idea we might get married. But
then she met some chap in the American Embassy. On the Military Attachs staff.
Marine Corps major. And I gather she is going to marry him. Theyve both gone back
to the States, as a matter of fact. Probably better that way. Mixed marriages arent
often a success. (109)
It is surprising, then, that Bennett and Woollacott should write:
Constructed according to the formula equal but yet subordinate, her destiny is not to
be a housewife - in Diamonds are Forever [actually, From Russia, With Love], Tiffany
case flirts with this possibility, only to reject it - but a free and equal partner, neither
dependent on Bond nor encumbering him with duties and responsibilities, but who
none the less, when it comes to the crunch (in bed) knows her place. (110)
Clearly Tiffanys destiny is to be a housewife. First she wants to marry Bond, and then she
gets engaged to a Marine Corps major.
As for poor old Bond, he has failed in the marriage stakes yet again. He was engaged to
Vesper but she died. He married Tracy and she died. He loved Gala but she married
another. Tiffany does the same.
Meanwhile, Kissy Suzuki happily adopts the role of housewife to Bond as she brings him
back to life.
All of this sounds like Bond is the kind of fellow who falls in love with Women who want to
get married.
Of the unmarried Women (as far as we know; they may all have grandchildren by now),
one is Honeychile Rider. How does Bond leave her? Infuriatingly, this is never revealed. It is
risky to presume, but it is possible that Bond left her in Jamaica when he returned to
London post-mission. If this is the case, she would be the first Bond Woman to be
abandoned in the line of duty.
We are also left in the same amount of dark about Bonds relationship with Pussy Galore.
Really, she ought to be in gaol, not out cavorting with 007.
There is also a narrative ellipsis regarding Domino Petacchi, whom Bond presumably leaves
in the Bahamas to return to England.
Vivienne Michel awakes after a night with Bond to find him gone. There was only the dent
down the bed where he had lain, and the smell of him on the pillow. (111) Hes also left a
note, saying goodbye. Bond had been driving from Toronto to Washington to report on a
case, and now he is back on the road. Duty calls.
Ruby Windsor is clearly only a one-night stand (to gather information about Blofeld) and
Bond leaves her to continue on his mission to rid the world of his wifes killer. It is difficult
to believe either Ruby or Bond had any regrets.
Finally, there is Kissy Suzuki. After all the hard work she put into nursing him back to
health, he ups and leaves Japan for the USSR, where he is captured and brainwashed. He
returns to London to try and kill M.
Eco argues that,
in the moment in which the Woman solves the opposition to the Villain by entering
into a purificating-purified, saving-saved relationship, she returns to the domination
of the negative. (112)
That isnt true. Of the 8 women Bond is sexually involved with who live, not one returns to
the service of the Villain. All 8 Women are, at novels end, totally free of the domination of
the negative, including Tiffany Case, who remains bad but is dominated by nobody.
Eco is wrong.
THE FILMS
Of the 44 women who sleep with Bond in the films and live, it appears as if Bond leaves 23
(39%) to continue his mission or they leave him to continue theirs. There is nothing to
suggest any of them suffered from the separation, with the exception of Miss Taro. Thats
not because Bond leaves her, but because he has had her arrested!
Of the 20 Women who end up in Bonds arms at the end (33.9%), not one reappears in
another film. There is no information as to whether Bond left them or they him. It is
tempting to think Honey Ryder and Domino may have suffered a little at the separation,
but one really shouldnt guess at suffering on anyones part.
In fact, there is overwhelming evidence the Women enjoyed their time with Bond and will
enjoy their time with others as well.
One thinks of Sylvia Trench, Tatiana, Pussy, Dink, Beautiful Girl, Tiffany Case, Major Anya
Amasova, Melina, Octopussy, Stacey Sutton, Wai Lin and Christmas Jones, to name just
a few.
Can you imagine anyone of them being sad? As Bond might say, You must be joking.
***
Conclusion
She is, naturally enough, beautiful. More importantly, she is independent, defiant,
and probably dangerous. She [ is] one of the lasting icons of feminine strength,
beauty and resilience of the past half-century [] And, despite the popular
conception, [she is] anything but subservient to 007.
Endnotes
1. Umberto Eco, Narrative Structures in Fleming, originally published in Italian in
Oreste del Buono and Umberto Eco (Eds), Il caso Bond: le origini, la natura, gli effetti
del fenomeno 007 (Milano: Bompiani, 1965), then republished in English in The Bond
Affair (London: Macdonald, London, 1966), p. 49. Ecos website,
www.umbertoeco.com, calls The Bond Affair an unreliable translation. Part of Ecos
article (the same translation) is reprinted in Bernard Waites, Tony Bennett and
Graham Martin, Popular Culture: Past and Present (London: Croom Helm in
association with The Open University Press, 1982). This is more freely available and is
referenced from now on.
2. Bond Women missing from Ecos list are Vivienne Michel in The Spy Who Loved Me
(1962), a book Eco considers quite untypical (Waites et al, p. 244), Patricia Fearing
(Thunderball, 1961), for whatever undisclosed reason, and Mary Goodnight (The Man
with the Golden Gun, 1965).
3. Tony Bennett and Janet Woollacott, Bond and Beyond: The Political Career of a
Popular Hero (Basingstoke: Macmillan Education, 1987).
4. O. F. Snelling, Double O Seven: James Bond: A Report (London: Neville SpearmanHolland Press, 1964). There is a paperback edition with the slightly revised title of
007: James Bond: A Report from Panther in 1965.
5. Kingsley Amis, The James Bond Dossier (London: Jonathan Cape, 1965).
6. Tim Graves, The Bond Women: 007 Style (London: 1-Shot Publications, 2002).
7. Maryam dAbo and John Cork, with Tim Greaves (Editorial Consultant), Bond Girls Are
Forever: The Women of James Bond (London: Boxtree, 2003).
8. This article is based in part on a much shorter two-part article, The Bond Age and
Bond Age Women, published in Cinema Papers, No. 68, pp. 32-7, and No. 67, pp.
20-5. Since that article was written, seven more Bond films have been released (with
another due later this year).
9. Quoted in Henry A. Zeigler, Ian Fleming: The Spy Who Came In with the Gold (New
York: Duell, Sloan and Pearce, 1965), p. 88.
10. It is a pity Martin Campbells otherwise dazzling Casino Royale (2006) side-steps the
bondage scene with Vesper after she is kidnapped at the Casino: Apart from her legs,
which were naked to the hips, Vesper was only a parcel. Her long black velvet skirt
[] lifted over her arms and head and tied above her head with a piece of rope.
Where her face was, a small gap had been torn in the velvet so that she could
breathe. She was not bound in any other way and she lay quiet, her body moving
sluggishly with the swaying of the car. (p. 107). It is a crucial prefiguring of the
subsequent scene where Bond is stripped and tied up on a seatless chair. That made it
into the movie.
11. Ian Fleming, Casino Royale (London: Jonathan Cape, 1953) p. 33. All quotes from the
Bond novels are from first editions, as new editions (hardback and paperback) are
riddled with errors and re-punctuation.
12. Ibid, p. 98.
13. Ibid, p. 39.
14. Ibid, p. 168.
15. Ibid, p. 189. Eco writes (p. 242): Bonds reaction when it [Vespers suicide] happens
has the [Mickey] Spillane characteristic of transforming love into hatred and
tenderness into ferocity: Shes dead, the bitch Bond telephones to his London office
[] Given Bond never says in Casino Royale, Shes dead, the bitch, one must ask
whether Eco wrote his article based on Italian translations of the Bond novels rather
than the English originals. Is this one reason why he is sometimes so at odds with
Fleming?
16. Snelling, p. 43.
17. Charles McCarry, Lucky Bastard (New York: Random House, 1998), p. 30.
18. See Ian Fleming, From a View to a Kill, in For Your Eyes Only: Five Secret Occasions
in the Life of James Bond (London: Jonathan Cape, 1960), pp. 14-5. John Pearson
beautifully fleshes out this episode (the girl was Alys and the brothel the Elyse on
Place Vendme) in his imagined James Bond: the authorized biography of 007
(London: Sidgwick & Jackson, 1973), pp. 44-5.
19. Fleming never reveals Vespers age in Casino Royale, but evidence in the book
suggests she is most likely in her thirties, given she served in the RAF during the war;
it is now 1951.
20. Casino Royale, p. 157.
21. Ibid, p. 171.
22. Ian Fleming, Live and Let Die (London: Jonathan Cape, 1954), p. 72.
23. Ibid.
24. Ibid, p. 74.
25. Amis, p. 45. Amis errors in quoting Fleming have been silently corrected.
26. Live and Let Die, p. 240.
27. dAbo and Cork, p. 17.
28. Ian Fleming, Moonraker (London: Jonathan Cape, 1955), p. 255-6.
29. Ian Fleming, Diamonds are Forever (London: Jonathan Cape, 1956), p. 45. Eco claims
that Gala marries somebody else, although unwillingly (Eco in Waites, et al, p. 253).
There is no evidence in Flemings novel to support Ecos claim.
30. Ibid, pp. 46 and 47.
31. Ibid, p. 84.
32. Ibid, p 231.
33. Ibid, p 232.
34. Snelling, p. 65.
35. Ian Fleming, From Russia, With Love (London: Jonathan Cape, 1957), p. 88.
36. Ibid, p. 113.
37. For example: Emerging naked from the sea at Crab Key, she [], Bennett and
Woollacott, p. 121.
38. Ian Fleming, Dr No (London: Jonathan Cape, London: Jonathan Cape, 1958), p. 92.
84. Ibid.
85. Ibid.
86. Bennett and Woollacott, p. 117.
87. Cork, p. 61.
88. Bennett and Woollacott, p. 115.
89. Snelling, p. 46.
90. In the first version of this article, Bennett and Woollacott were taken to task for
calling Tilly a lesbian, quoting a passage from Goldfinger where Fleming has Bond
think she is one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up (p. 269). A later
passage that states Tilly Masterton was gazing at Miss Galore with worshipping eyes
and lips that yearned (p. 240) was completely overlooked by this author. Bennett and
Woollacott were correct.
91. On Her Majestys Secrete Service, p. 40.
92. Bennett and Woollacott, p. 115.
93. Live and Let Die, p. 72.
94. Ibid, p. 103.
95. Bennett and Woollacott, p. 116.
96. Ibid p. 115.
97. Ibid, p. 119.
98. On Her Majestys Secret Service, p. 40.
99. Ian Fleming, The Spy Who Loved Me (London: Jonathan Cape, 1962), p. 79.
100.
101.
Not only are her riding outfit and pant suits stereotypically given to lesbians in
1960s films, there is also her all-girl crew, whom she eyes quite lasciviously. Most
explicit is the dialogue, ranging from her Im strictly the outdoor type to Bonds
Youre a girl of many parts, Pussy. This is said while Pussy holds a gun at crutch level
and points it straight out at Bond. Not exactly subtle, but amusing in context.
102.
103.
Heath, p. 97.
104.
105.
Robert Sellers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Bond for Beginners, The Face, London,
106.
Sally Hibbin, The Official James Bond 007 Movie Book (Twickenham: Viscount
Cork, p. 17.
108.
109.
Ibid, p. 108.
110.
111.
112.
Eco, p. 253.
113.
dAbo, 11.
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