Script Sherlock Holmes
Script Sherlock Holmes
Script Sherlock Holmes
Written by
Michael Robert Johnson,
Anthony Peckham & Simon Kinberg
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FADE IN:
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CONTINUED:
The RUNNING MAN leans down as if to assist, but instead
just picks up the smoker's broken umbrella and studies
it. The MAN in the deerstalker hat's eyes widen as he
recognizes his famous assailant.
MAN
Sherlock Holmes?!
SHERLOCK HOLMES offers the handle of the umbrella to the
MAN, hauls him to his feet and hands back his broken
umbrella.
HOLMES
My apologies. Send the bill to
John Watson, 221B Baker Street.
Sherlock Holmes sprints off down an alleyway.
takes a step into the road to watch him go --
The MAN
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INT. CARRIAGE - CLOSEUP ON THE OFFICERS - NIGHT
inside. Big, uniformed guys assemble their weaponry -- a
19th century SWAT team. One man stands out as a leader,
older than the rest, INSPECTOR LESTRADE.
A man in plainclothes sits to one side of the officers:
DR. JOHN WATSON, physically as tough as anyone else in
the carriage, but with a more pensive air about him. A
thinking man of action.
ANOTHER ANGLE
Holmes bursts out of an alley, sprints round a corner and
runs across a courtyard to a side door.
WE PULL BACK to see the FACADE OF ST. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL.
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OMITTED
PRE-VISUALIZATION IN VARI-SPEED
FOCUS ON the spot behind the man's right ear, just at the
top of the jaw -- the most vulnerable point. Holmes
launches a hammer blow, and we ramp from 24 fps to 400
fps (ULTRA SLOW MOTION) as he makes contact. The man's
head is thrown back as he spins round.
HOLMES (V.O.)
Then throat, paralyze vocal
CONTINUED:
SECOND-TIME ACTION - SUPER FAST REPEAT OF ABOVE
Holmes flashes out of the shadows, moving so fast that we
can barely see what he's doing.
THWACK! Hammer blow to ear.
CRACK! Karate chop to throat.
WHAP! Knuckle punch to liver.
BACK TO NORMAL MOTION as the man crumples to the ground,
Holmes takes his bowler hat from his head and flips it
onto his own in one super fast move.
Holmes drags the battered man into the shadows, lifts his
lantern and proceeds down the spiral staircase.
HOLMES
Hhhmm, good cigar. Who do you
work for?
He jams the cigar in his own top pocket, picks up the
man's bowler and proceeds on, further down into the
crypts.
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OMITTED
CONTINUED:
ANOTHER ANGLE
PULL BACK to
Watson.
HOLMES
Perfect timing.
WATSON
Nice hat.
HOLMES
Where's Lestrade?
WATSON
Getting his troops in formation.
Is that your blood or theirs?
I don't know.
HOLMES
It's an old shirt.
WATSON
You left this behind.
Watson hands him his pistol.
distaste, doesn't take it.
HOLMES
Right.
HOLMES
Shall we?
ANOTHER ANGLE
The two HARD MEN on guard turn fast and gather together
as they hear footsteps approaching.
MAN #1
Des?
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
He can see the hat, but not the man underneath.
WATSON
Yeah, s'me.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (3)
Watson takes out the two men. He is more of a brawler,
using headbutts, knees, and elbows. Less artful, but no
less effective.
OMITTED
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INT. CATHEDRAL CRYPTS
The second hooded figure moves back and melts into the
shadows.
Still kneeling, still hooded, Blackwood chants softly,
Latin incantation repeating and repeating.
ON THE WOMAN as her lips start to move in time with the
incantation. This is spooky, real, powerful stuff.
Holmes and Watson leap from the stairs to Blackwood's
level.
Blackwood simply ignores them.
never stops.
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CONTINUED:
The girl bends with alarming and mechanical suddenness,
picks up the sword and turns it on herself, ready to
plunge the point into her heart.
Holmes lunges, grabs the woman's arm, disarms her and
pulls her out of the pentacle. She collapses.
Simultaneously and eerily the candles extinguish and a
rush of air departs the tunnel.
Blackwood throws back his hood. We finally see his face.
His eyes are intense, he is tapped into something dark
9A
and cruel.
Holmes and Watson are shocked at his identity.
WATSON
Lord Blackwood?!
Blackwood applauds softly, strangely.
BLACKWOOD
Well done, Holmes. And Watson as
well.
Watson raises his gun, trains it on Blackwood.
WATSON
Stay right there.
Blackwood raises his hands in front of him, almost
mockingly.
BLACKWOOD
Tell me, doctor, as a medical man,
how did you like my work?
(beat)
The fifth one was so scrawny, it
was over before I'd finished the
first incision.
That's more than Watson can take.
whip Blackwood --
He moves in to pistol-
CONTINUED: (2)
Holmes seems to be pointing at Blackwood.
sees nothing.
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Watson looks,
HOLMES
Look.
Watson looks, and sees it and his eyes flare wide.
What a shame.
fun.
BLACKWOOD
That would've been
(CONTINUED)
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9.
CONTINUED: (3)
Lestrade turns, frustrated. He watches his men yank
Blackwood out of his double circle, put chains on him,
while others carry the girl away on a stretcher. She's
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INT. LAB
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INT. LAB
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Chemicals are poured over the paper and spread across it.
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INT. LAB
A negative is clipped over the paper.
light as it is exposed.
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A sudden flash of
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INT. LAB
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10H
10J
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and onto a
the story in
to front we
letter at a
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EXT. 221 BAKER ST. - AFTERNOON
Autumn has turned to winter.
SUPERIMPOSE:
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CONTINUED:
Watson is pleased by that.
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CAPTAIN PHILIPS
Tell me something -- your new
offices. There won't be so many
stairs, I hope?
WATSON
No -- ground floor. And there'll
be a woman's touch, too.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
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WATSON (CONT'D)
I think we can start to wean you
off the medicine -BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG! A dozen GUNSHOTS O.S.
Philips hits the floor, terrified.
Captain
(CONTINUED)
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He heads out, letting his aggravation show once his back
is turned to his patient.
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Nonetheless, Watson
himself. Something
fact, Holmes' usual
now, that Watson is
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It needs work.
WATSON
May I see?...
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(CONTINUED)
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WATSON
It's been three months since the
last case. About time you found
another one.
HOLMES
I can't but agree. My mind rebels
at stagnation. Give me problems,
give me work. The sooner the
better.
WATSON
Paper?
Watson hands Holmes the newspaper.
WATSON
Let's see, we have a letter here
from Mrs. Ramsey in Queen's Park -her husband has gone missing.
HOLMES
He's in Belgium with the scullery
maid. Is it December?
WATSON
Yes, Holmes. Lady Radford reports
a missing emerald bracelet.
HOLMES
Insurance swindle. Lord Radford
likes fast women and slow ponies.
I see you're the attending
physician at Blackwood's hanging.
WATSON
Yes, it's our last case together
and I wanted to see it through to
the end.
Awkward pause.
Cough.
WATSON
Mr. Lewis is seeking...
Mrs. Hudson enters carrying a tray of bread and tea.
is steeling herself for this interaction.
HOLMES
She
(to Watson)
There is only one case that
intrigues me at present... the
curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the
absentee landlady.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
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HOLMES (CONT'D)
I have been studying her comings
and goings and they appear most
sinister.
MRS. HUDSON
Tea, Mr. Holmes.
Mrs. Hudson crosses to Holmes and puts the tray before
him.
HOLMES
Is it poisoned, nanny?
MRS. HUDSON
There's enough of that in you
already.
She goes to remove an old tray from behind him.
HOLMES
Don't touch that. Everything is
in its proper place, as per usual.
She ignores him and removes the tray then crosses back
towards the door noticing a bulldog lying unconscious
under the table.
MRS. HUDSON
He's killed the dog... again.
Watson jumps up. His bulldog, GLADSTONE, lies on the
floor in a drugged stupor.
WATSON
What have you done to Gladstone
this time?
HOLMES
I was simply testing a new
anesthetic. He doesn't mind.
Holmes!
WATSON
As your doctor...
HOLMES
He'll be right as a trivet in no
time.
Watson's finally had enough.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (3)
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WATSON
... and your friend, you've been
in this room for two weeks. I
insist you get out of here.
HOLMES
There's nothing of interest to me
out there, on earth, at all.
WATSON
So, you have nothing to do?
HOLMES
Nothing.
WATSON
Then you're free this evening.
HOLMES
Absolutely.
WATSON
For dinner.
HOLMES
Wonderful.
WATSON
The Royale.
HOLMES
My favorite.
WATSON
Mary's coming.
HOLMES
Not available.
WATSON
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON
It's happening, like it or not.
Half past eight. The Royale.
The dog wakes up and runs out.
WATSON
And wear a jacket.
Watson exits, leaving Holmes alone in his own chaos.
For the first time, we see a hint of fear in his eyes.
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WATSON
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MARY (CONT'D)
I've a whole stack of detective
novels at home. Poe, Wilkie
Collins...
WATSON
(proudly)
It's true.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
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MARY
They can seem a bit far-fetched
sometimes, though. Making these
grand assumptions out of tiny
details.
HOLMES
(livening up)
Oh, no no. The little details are
by far the most important. Take
Watson...
MARY
I intend to.
CONTINUED: (3)
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HOLMES
Yes, I doubt -MARY
No, it'd be wonderful.
HOLMES
You insist?
(at Watson)
She insisted.
I insist.
(instantly)
You're a governess.
MARY
Well done.
WATSON
Yes, well done. So shall we -HOLMES
Your student's a boy of 8.
MARY
Charlie's 7, actually.
Watson's getting nervous, reaches for the wine.
stops him.
Holmes
HOLMES
It's breathing.
(back to Mary)
Then he's tall for his age.
Mary nods.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (4)
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HOLMES
He flicked ink at you today.
MARY
Is there ink on my face?
The WAITER appears.
WATSON
There's nothing wrong with your
face.
WAITER
The gentleman has already ordered
for himself.
(to Watson)
What would madam care for this
evening?
Watson gives Holmes a hard look:
WATSON
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON
Holmes.
Both Watson and Mary scorch Holmes with their eyes.
Holmes pauses... pauses, then:
HOLMES
You were engaged.
Holmes' mind has gotten away from him.
faster, intensely focused, manic.
He begins talking
HOLMES
The ring is gone. But the lighter
skin where it sat suggests you
spent some time abroad wearing it
proudly.
As Holmes talks, Watson gets up, moves to help Mary to
her feet. They're leaving.
HOLMES
Or at least until someone informed
you of its true and rather modest
worth, at which point you broke
off the engagement and returned to
England for better prospects. A
doctor perhaps.
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON
Well done, old man.
-- and Watson goes with her.
Holmes lets the wine drip down over him.
HOLMES
She's lovely.
Holmes is left at an empty table with wine running down
his face.
Their orders arrive -- an array of plates piled high.
The waiter puts them down, Holmes very carefully unfolds
his napkin and places it into the top of his shirt,
spaghetti style, takes his knife and fork and begins to
cut the meat -- then pauses, looks around.
HOLMES' POV
Happy couples eating, laughing, talking. Suddenly,
Holmes hears no words. He just sees their mouths moving.
The sound of silverware clinking and scraping on fine
china rises to an ORCHESTRAL ROAR --- which becomes the ROAR of a BLOOD-THIRSTY MOB as a
fist smashes into a face with a MEATY THUD.
15A-17 OMITTEDINT. PUNCH BOWL PUB - BARE-KNUCKLE BOXING FIGHT - 5A-17
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NIGHT
Holmes staggers back from the blow. He tastes his own
blood from a split lip. It interests him.
HOLMES' POV
The room and the fight are calm -- the sounds muffled and
indistinct -- a complete sensory reversal of his
experience in the restaurant. This is soothing to him,
the ring is the only place where his mind stops racing.
(CONTINUED)
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15A-17 CONTINUED:
He's able to feel, not just think.
moment.
15A-17
He is utterly in the
BACK TO SCENE
McMurdo throws a storm of punches, most of which Holmes
ducks or blocks. He throws nothing in return, sometimes
even drops his hands, just using his reflexes to protect
himself.
Once or twice, he reaches out and gently touches
McMurdo's face or throat, when the big man leaves an
obvious opening. But that's all. Holmes is completely
in control --- until he notices a face at ringside.
Well done.
HOLMES
Thank you.
Oi!
McMURDO
We ain't done here.
HOLMES
(walking away)
Not done. Finished. And as I
said, thank you, it was most
pleasurable.
(CONTINUED)
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15A-17 CONTINUED: (2)
Face twisted in disgust, McMurdo strides forward and
SPITS CONTEMPTUOUSLY at Holmes, catching him on the back
of the head. The crowd falls silent.
Holmes stops.
hand.
Hm.
He turns.
HOLMES
Plymouth gin.
As McMurdo
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INT. PENTONVILLE PRISON - CORRIDOR - NIGHT
A candle shivers, casting jagged shadows. A row of stone
cells. The sound of prisoners SCREAMING in the dark. A
full-scale riot is on.
Five GUARDS charge down the corridor, banging on the
doors to quiet the prisoners.
The GUARD CAPTAIN approaches a young guard, CHARLIE, who
is frozen on the spot.
GUARD CAPTAIN
Charlie, what the hell's going on
down here?
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
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CHARLIE
It's Jack, he tried to stop
Blackwood from doing his spells.
And now he's in some kind of fit.
The Guard Captain continues around the corner. We see
another guard, JACK, lies convulsing on the floor.
GUARD CAPTAIN
(to the prisoners in
the cell next to
Blackwood)
You lot shut it!
(to the guards)
Charlie, get, down here and get
him to the infirmary.
The guards pick Charlie up and carry him away.
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INT. PENTONVILLE PRISON - BLACKWOOD'S CELL - NIGHT
Blackwood sits dead center in the dark.
Eyes closed,
WHISPERING ungodly sounds.
LOUDER.
GUARD CAPTAIN
Boy, you want me to muzzle you -Suddenly, the Captain starts COUGHING. He's confused.
He coughs harder. Prisoners watch him stumble backwards.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
Blackwood keeps whispering.
knee, keeps coughing.
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The Captain falls to one
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
GUARD #2
Get him to the infirmary, now!
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INT. PUNCH BOWL PUB - ATTIC
Watson walks down a dingy hallway towards a door. With a
look of resignation, he opens the door to see Holmes
sitting alone in the sterile, barely furnished room.
Holmes faces the corner, playing scales on his VIOLIN.
On the table next to him, an upside down BEER STEIN and
an assortment of prescription medicine bottles.
Watson approaches, sees Holmes has bloodshot eyes from
lack of sleep.
Watson picks one of the medicine bottles which is open.
WATSON
You know this is for eye surgery?
HOLMES
I find that it lifts my spirits.
WATSON
It's a pathological amorbic
process, it increases tissue
change and weakness. And you know
what a black reaction comes on you
afterwards.
No answer. More scales. Watson approaches, sees Holmes
has bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep. The beer stein is
full of FLIES all buzzing about.
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES
Look at this. If you play a
chromatic scale, they move
clockwise. As soon as you switch
to a pentatonic scale -Holmes plays a different scale, the flies all stop
moving, stick to the glass.
WATSON
(faking interest)
Really? What about when you -oops -Watson picks up the glass, lets loose the flies. Holmes
looks up; Watson's already moving for the door, pissed.
(CONTINUED)
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WATSON
Let's go. Lestrade wants you at
Pentonville Prison.
HOLMES
That's your job, not mine.
WATSON
You're Blackwood's last request.
Says he has information he'll give
only to you.
But Watson's already out the door.
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HOLMES
Oh, I have your cut from last
night, by the way. You weren't
there so I laid your customary
bet --
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
HOLMES
You have the grand gift of
silence, Watson. It makes you
quite invaluable as a companion.
Watson punches him square in the face.
WATSON
And your grand gift is the uncanny
ability to demoralize people. I
was aware she'd been engaged. She
told me.
Holmes rubs his jaw.
HOLMES
So that's a `no' to the opera
then?
Watson's steaming.
WATSON
That's my waistcoat.
HOLMES
It's too small for you.
WATSON
Well, it's my property and I want
it back.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
Holmes hands him the waistcoat which he promptly tosses
out of the carriage window. Holmes frowns, looks out the
opposite window.
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GUARD
We had to move `em, sir, otherwise
we were going to have a riot on
our hands. There's something
about him... it's like he can get
inside your head.
Holmes can see how spooked the Guard is.
HOLMES
I'm sure I can find my own way
from here, if you have other
duties to attend to.
GUARD
Much obliged, sir. Thank you,
thank you.
The Guard high-tails it out of there.
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INT. PENTONVILLE PRISON - BLACKWOOD'S CELL - DAY
Holmes approaches Blackwood's cell, strolling
insouciantly. No way this creep's getting to him. In
the shadows he can barely make out Blackwood, who's
reading aloud to himself. Holmes listens, getting
closer.
BLACKWOOD
QUOTE from Revelations tbd...
Blackwood pauses, turns, sees Holmes.
They share a smile -- two heavyweights sizing each other
up.
HOLMES
Love what you've done with the
place.
BLACKWOOD
Thank you for joining me.
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES
A small point of concern.
BLACKWOOD
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
HOLMES
My only wish is that I'd caught
you earlier. I might have spared
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five lives.
BLACKWOOD
Those lives were a necessity, a
sacrifice. Five otherwise
meaningless creatures called to
serve a greater purpose.
HOLMES
I wonder if they'd let Watson and
I dissect your brain -- after
you're hanged, of course. I'd
wager there's some deformity that
would be scientifically
significant. Then you would serve
a greater purpose, too.
BLACKWOOD
Mr. Holmes, you must widen your
gaze. I'm concerned you
underestimate the gravity of
coming events.
(beat)
For you and I are bound on a
journey that will twist the very
fabric of nature.
(beat)
I sense fragility beneath your
mask of logic, and it worries me.
Steel your mind, Holmes, I need
you.
Holmes steps back, shakes his head.
HOLMES
I must say, you've come a long way
down from the House of Lords.
BLACKWOOD
But I will rise again.
HOLMES
Bon voyage, Blackwood.
As Holmes walks away, Blackwood calls after him.
BLACKWOOD
Pay attention! Three more shall
die, and there is nothing you can
do to save them.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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BLACKWOOD (CONT'D)
You must accept that this is
beyond your control, or by the
time you realize it was you that
made it all possible it will be
the last sane thought in your
head.
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INT. PENTONVILLE PRISON - GALLOWS
The room where the execution takes place is packed to the
rafters with senior officials, members of the government
and cops. We get a good look at some of the faces.
Watson is there too. Blackwood walks up into the noose.
CUT TO:
A SHOT OF GATHERED WITNESSES AND OFFICIALS
CUT TO:
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
A SHOT OF BLACKWOOD
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smiling malignly.
BLACKWOOD
Death is only the beginning.
CUT TO:
A SHOT OF WATSON
checking Blackwood's pulse.
dead. The show is over.
He pronounces Blackwood
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INT. 221 BAKER STREET - DAY
Holmes is out cold, lying on his tiger skin rug.
CRACK!
CRACK!!
IRENE (O.S.)
London's so bleak this time of
year.
(CONTINUED)
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31.
CONTINUED:
REVEAL: Irene Adler sits on the stairs near Holmes' lab,
cracking walnuts. She stands and Holmes watches her
every move as she crosses to him. She leans down,
putting the walnuts in front of him and flashes him a
smile.
IRENE
Not that I'm pining for New
Jersey.
Irene gets up to cross the room. Only once her back is
turned does Holmes lever himself upright, stunned by this
intrusion. As soon as she clears he quickly moves over
to a concealed safe. He tests the door to make sure it's
still locked.
IRENE
I prefer to travel in the winter.
As she passes a small table that has been outfitted with
tea, dried fruit, olives, etc...
IRENE
I brought a few souvenirs. Dates
from Jordan, tea from Ceylon and
olives from Cyclades. I thought
we'd have a little tea party to
cheer us up.
Irene grabs a file from Holmes' desk.
IRENE
I came across this as I was
setting up.
Irene opens the file, flips through newspaper clippings
and police reports, her back to Holmes.
IRENE
Theft of Velasquez portrait from
the King of Spain... Missing naval
documents lead to resignation of
Bulgarian Prime Minister...
Scandalous affair ends engagement
of Hapsburg Prince to Romanov
Princess.
Holmes stealthily turns down a photo of Irene, just
before she turns back to face him.
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(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES
Simply studying your methodology
for when the authorities ask me to
hunt you down.
IRENE
I don't see my name anywhere.
HOLMES
But your signature is clear.
Holmes reaches for Irene and pulls on a chain around her
neck, revealing and enormous diamond.
HOLMES
Ah, the Maharajah's missing
diamond. Another souvenir?
IRENE
He has a palace full of them.
Let's not dwell on the past.
They move to sit at the table.
IRENE
By the looks of things you're
between cases at the moment.
HOLMES
And you, husbands. No ring?
IRENE
He snored. I'm Irene Adler again
and I need your help to find
someone. There's nobody more
brilliant or who knows London
better than you. Plus, it's a
wonderful opportunity to see you
again.
TRACK INTO Irene's hypnotically beautiful eyes. Holmes
almost melts. Then, Irene reaches for something inside
her jacket and Holmes grabs her hand.
IRENE
Why are you so suspicious?
HOLMES
(CONTINUED)
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IRENE
This is all the information you
need.
She hands him the envelope.
HOLMES
Who are you working for?
Just for a brief moment, she can't hide the anxiety in
her eyes.
IRENE
I'm my own man.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (4)
She stands and pulls out a large bag of coins.
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HOLMES
Keep your money. I didn't say I'd
take the case.
She ignores him. Holmes examines the envelope. On it is
stamped the letterhead of the Grand Hotel. She pauses
behind him as she exits.
IRENE
They gave me our old room.
As she walks out she puts her photo back upright.
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IRENE
Hello, John.
-- does a speechless double-take when he sees who it is.
Irene keeps moving.
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IRENE
emerges from the alley holding a lovely bunch of roses.
She sniffs them appreciatively, walks on.
CUT TO:
IRENE
approaches a waiting carriage, looks around her, gets in.
CUT TO:
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33
INT. CARRIAGE
Irene sits, turns to address a man-shaped shadow filling
the opposite corner of the carriage. Before she can
speak, a gesture from the shadow stills her. This is
PROFESSOR MORIARTY.
Irene is made to wait as Moriarty finishes writing a
complex mathematical equation (in astronomy), folds the
paper to reveal that it is addressed to THE ROYAL
ASTRONOMICAL SOCIETY, cracks open the carriage window and
slides the folded paper partway out.
Someone waiting outside takes the paper, and their
footsteps clatter away.
Moriarty closes the window, and the carriage starts
moving. A full beat goes by before he turns to Irene,
finally prepared to engage with her.
MORIARTY
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IRENE
I'm certain.
A better word.
it's accurate.
MORIARTY
I sincerely hope
IRENE
I -Suddenly, the coach comes to a halt, they lurch forward.
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COACH DRIVER
BEGGAR
A little charity would go a long
way, yes it would, sir.
(CONTINUED)
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35.
CONTINUED: (2)
He reaches toward the window. Within a nanosecond,
Moriarty extends his hand into which a PISTOL appears,
delivered by a concealed mechanism (Travis Bickle style).
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HOLMES
Now it's time to press on.
HOLMES
Now it's time to press on.
Holmes looks like he's had enough.
Go on.
WATSON
I won't interrupt.
HOLMES
It doesn't matter -WATSON
What could she possibly need? An
alibi, a beard, a human canoe.
She can sit on your back and
paddle you up the Thames...
Holmes grabs the envelope back.
HOLMES
Regrettably, we've had our last
case together. Those are my
dates.
WATSON
I've already read it. Luke
Reordon, four foot ten, red hair,
missing two front teeth.
Holmes picks up his violin.
WATSON
Case solved! You're just not her
type, Holmes. She likes ginger
dwarfs.
HOLMES
Midget!
WATSON
So you agree?
HOLMES
No, I don't agree. It's more than
a technicality. You're
misrepresenting the dimensions of
foreshortened people.
WATSON
I've upset you, I can tell.
said too much.
I've
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CONTINUED: (2)
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HOLMES
No, I'm just saying, one has
disproportionate limbs the other
does not.
Alright.
doing?
WATSON
What were you just
HOLMES
Will you allow me to explain.
WATSON
That's what I've been trying to
do.
Holmes plucks his violin, the notes play over a FLASHBACK
of the previous scene, all from HOLMES' POINT OF VIEW.
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37A-37D
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38
38
Holmes jumps off the shed, heads for the street one block
over from Baker Street.
38A
38A
38B
INT. ALLEY
The man with the roses beckons Irene forward. Another
man steps in behind her, trapping her. He closes in to
grab her --
(CONTINUED)
37A.
38B
CONTINUED:
38B
IRENE
Oh, look, a wallet. Doesn't look
like yours, does it? And -naughty boy -- here's another
one. I'll return them, shall I?
She takes both wallets, takes the roses -IRENE
These are lovely, thank you.
-- and leaves, stepping daintily over the crumpled man on
the floor.
On second thoughts, she turns back, takes his wallet too,
then leaves.
CUT TO:
ANGLE ON HOLMES
HOLMES
Now, that's the Irene I know.
He hurries after Irene down the alley.
38C
38C
EXT. LONDON STREET
Holmes exits the alley, catches a glimpse of Irene
through a STREET FAIR, which is being assembled.
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40
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CONTINUED:
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HOLMES
(mumbles)
What's he done now, lost his way
to Scotland Yard? Watson, grab a
compass. You means us.
WATSON
Us means you.
CONSTABLE CLARK
It's Lord Blackwood, sir. It
appears he's come back from the
dead.
WATSON
Well that's clever seeing as how I
pronounced him dead myself.
CONSTABLE CLARK
A groundsman saw him walking
through the graves, just this
morning.
WATSON
I'll leave this one in your
capable hands. I have tea with
Mary and her parents this evening.
Watson walks into his office.
HOLMES
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42
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HOLMES
Scotland Yard at their finest,
once again.
Police lamps light one large marble CRYPT. The cops are
in tight clusters, whispering to themselves, spooked.
They'd rather be anywhere but here.
As Holmes and Watson approach, they see the marble doors
of the crypt have been BLASTED OPEN FROM THE INSIDE.
Holmes and Watson share a quick glance -- this is
interesting.
Lestrade emerges from the crypt.
He is sweating, shaken.
(CONTINUED)
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39.
CONTINUED: (2)
Holmes offers Lestrade his handkerchief, Lestrade waves
it off.
LESTRADE
Look at those slabs of marble -they're half a ton each if they're
a pound -- smashed outward like
they were nothing.
On second thought, Lestrade does take Holmes'
handkerchief.
LESTRADE
Explain it if you can, Holmes.
Holmes inspects the door, checking the hinges. He
notices the Blackwood CREST, and the image of a SPHINX.
HOLMES
And the coffin?
LESTRADE
We're digging it up now. The
witness is over there. You can
question him if you like -- but
you won't get much.
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40.
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CONTINUED: (3)
THE GROUNDSKEEPER
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He's in shock.
a few moments.
WATSON
We should give him
(at Watson,
accusingly)
Well? You pronounced the man
dead.
WATSON
(stung)
He had no pulse.
HOLMES
Inspector, do you know if this is
a spruce or a sycamore?
Lestrade shakes his head.
him, or the Yard.
(CONTINUED)
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41.
CONTINUED: (4)
But no one moves. The cops pass a CROWBAR around as if
it were red-hot. Watson's had enough. He marches
forward --- snatches the crowbar away, jams it under the lid and
levers it off with a slow, eerie groan.
Holmes and Lestrade move forward, the cops move backward.
The coffin is filled with EARTH, overflowing. They brush
away a layer of dirt, to reveal... A DEAD BODY in the
coffin. The body is a much smaller man than Blackwood,
in everyday clothes, with red hair.
LESTRADE
That's not Blackwood.
HOLMES
Now that we have a firm grasp of
the obvious...
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42.
CONTINUED: (5)
Holmes and Watson begin walking away from the crypt.
Lestrade follows, anxious. Holmes shows him the dusty
pocket watch.
HOLMES
Scratches around the keyhole where
the watch is wound. Most drunks
are the same, and pawnbrokers
scratch the ticket number and
their initials inside the lid.
This one has five, so the owner -GROUNDSKEEPER (O.S.)
He was walking.
They all stop, suddenly. The old Groundskeeper stands in
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WATSON
Just eat.
Holmes complies hungrily and they start to stroll along.
Watson appears preoccupied.
WATSON
You know, I've seen things in war
that I couldn't explain. I once
heard a man predict his death,
down to the number and placement
of the bullet holes that killed
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
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HOLMES
(mouth full, near
indecipherable)
Never theorize before you have
data. Invariably, you end up
twisting facts to suit theories,
instead of theories to suit facts.
Adler's midget is the key to this.
Holmes pulls out a JEWELER'S LOUP, screws it into his
eye, and flips Reordon's watch open. He examines the
lid.
HOLMES
Hmm... scratches around the
keyhole, what does that tell you?
WATSON
The owner was most likely a drunk.
Each time he wound the watch his
hand would slip, hence the
scratches.
HOLMES
Very good, Watson! You've
developed considerable powers of
your own.
Watson looks quite chuffed.
HOLMES
Let's see now, there are several
sets of initials scored into the
lid.
WATSON
Pawnbroker's marks.
HOLMES
Excellent.
Watson looks extremely pleased with himself until they
turn a corner into a street where EVERY SECOND SHOP IS A
(CONTINUED)
43A.
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HOLMES
Oh my Lord, here we are. They
should give us an address.
WE SEE MADDISON & HAIG, PAWNBROKERS, RESPECTABLE,
DISCREET, ahead of them there on Bow Street.
WATSON
There's one thing you've missed.
On the watch.
HOLMES
I think not.
WATSON
The time. Which leads me to
deduce that I'm already late for
my appointment with Mary. You
remember, the one I was leaving
for before you talked me into
coming to dig up dead bodies with
you.
A GYPSY PALM READER approaches Watson as he turns to
leave.
PALM READER
Reckon your future, sir?
HOLMES
Perhaps we do need a little help
from the beyond.
WATSON
No, thank you.
She grabs his hand anyway.
PALM READER
You need to hear what I have to
tell you.
Watson is so taken aback by the urgency and gravity of
her tone that he doesn't pull away.
PALM READER
I see two men, brothers. Not in
blood but in bond. I see the
letters S and an L, no... wait, a
J.
Holmes and Watson look at each other.
attention.
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PALM READER
(wincing)
I see madness. A man driven out
of his mind by a malign force.
Watson looks at Holmes.
PALM READER
I see a letter... the letter M...
another M... Mary? You will be
married... I see... I see...
(horrified)
Patterned table clothes, china
figurines, lace doilies...
Watson snatches his hand away.
WATSON
You think you are clever don't
you?
Holmes feigns innocence.
PALM READER
She turns to fat...
WATSON
Enough.
The Palm Reader looks at Holmes.
HOLMES
(to Watson)
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HOLMES
It's the most honest prediction
old Flora has made in years. And
you know it yourself, Watson.
That is precisely the reason you
can't find a suitable ring.
You're terrified of a life without
the thrill of the macabre, as well
you should be.
Holmes swallows the last of his cod and casts the
wrapping aside, pleased with himself.
WATSON
Do you still have my cut from the
fight?
Holmes digs into a pocket, produces a wad of coins.
HOLMES
Why, do you -Watson snatches the money, storms into Madison and Haig.
Holmes is confused until he spots a sign in the window:
"Large selection of engagement rings for every wallet."
Holmes starts to look a bit nervous. As he follows
Watson, he is intercepted by the Palm Reader who grabs
his arm.
PALM READER
I seen something in his hand.
Darkness and great pain. Mortal
peril. Warn your friend, he's not
safe.
Even Holmes is taken aback by this.
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CONTINUED:
He slows, looks up at a dark, dingy LODGING HOUSE.
windows are boarded up.
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Some
HOLMES
Looks promising. And possibly
dangerous. Oh, well, give my
regards to Mary.
(CONTINUED)
45.
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CONTINUED: (2)
Holmes heads for lodging house.
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Watson checks his watch.
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55
55
INT. REORDON'S ROOMS - DAY
The squalid doorway opens into a series of dark rooms.
Watson lights a lamp which reveals details of an interior
that stops them both in their tracks:
From floor to ceiling, every available inch is covered in
writing, biblical Latin and Hebrew. Scrawled-on paper
and pages are tacked to walls and carved into the
plaster, crucifixes punctuate the yards of text and
collage, strange pagan charms hang from the ceiling.
HOLMES
He clearly felt something was
coming to get him.
WATSON
Something did.
They move further inside where there is a hallway and a
basic bedroom. Holmes inspects it, moves through a door.
(CONTINUED)
46.
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HOLMES (O.S.)
Watson, come take a look at this -Watson puts down what he was looking at, goes towards...
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47.
CONTINUED:
Holmes shuffles a few bottles, tosses one to Watson.
Watson catches it, starts pouring the acid, another
chemical on a clean sheet of paper.
Holmes senses something, moves into the next room.
stops at an open window, smells the CURTAINS:
HOLMES
Irene was here.
Watson presses the chemical-soaked paper onto the burnt
paper.
WATSON
Why would she hire you to find
him, if she planned to do the job
herself?
HOLMES
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He
He
HOLMES
There's one odor I can't put my
finger on. Sweet, almost like
perfume... or sugar....
(stops, sniffs)
Barley sugar.
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58
BOOM!
room.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
They are followed by DREDGER, a huge man, just shy of
seven feet tall and pushing 400 pounds, slightly
deformed, who follows them into the room. He sucks on a
twisty stick of barley sugar (Victorian hard candy).
They stop, surprised to see Holmes and Watson.
eyes widen at the giant.
HOLMES
Hello, gentlemen.
Dredger is deadpan.
DREDGER
Sherlock Holmes.
Holmes'
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HOLMES
Let me guess -- you're here to
extinguish any connection between
the man who lived here and the man
you work for? Curious you'd still
be running errands for a dead man.
DREDGER
(smiles)
You do like to talk.
The two thugs step toward Holmes and Watson.
HOLMES
You take them, I'll handle Mr.
Sweet tooth.
WATSON
Seems about fair.
Watson meets the men in the middle of the room, swinging
at them. As they dodge and swing back -Holmes grabs a standing lamp, sliding it into his hand as
a weapon. He looks at Dredger, knows it won't make a
dent. He keeps moving, swinging the lamp toward a
CURTAIN. In the blink of an eye:
He WRAPS UP the curtain, ripping it down, bringing the
heavy STEEL ROD with it. He catches the rod, flipping it
so the curtain-rings rain to the floor.
He spins the rod expertly, SMASHING it into Dredger's
face. It stuns the giant for a beat, but quickly -Dredger LUNGES forward, trapping the steel rod under his
arm. He grabs the rod and HURLS Holmes through the air,
sending him flying into -(CONTINUED)
49.
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CONTINUED: (2)
INT. REORDON'S LAB
58
Head
The men whip out knives. Watson ducks and dodges, blades
first man
blade,
Watson
the ring.
58A
58A
INT. REORDON'S LAB
Dredger bears down on Holmes. Holmes reaches out for
some kind of weapon, anything he can grab. He snatches a
SHORT SHAFT. A truly pathetic weapon.
Dredger lurches toward Holmes, who swings the metal shaft
desperately, and... the shaft SPARKS.
ZAP! A flash of light and crackle, and Dredger gets an
ELECTRIC SHOCK that sends him flying back twenty feet --
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58B
Holmes
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50.
CONTINUED:
Watson spots the ring rolling towards the window, starts
running for it, frantic as -Dredger rises, a clear change in his demeanor. He looks
at the sparking rod and races for the window as well.
Watson chases the engagement ring, bends down... just as
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Watson
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CONTINUED:
ZAP! Holmes steps into Dredger's path, hitting him with
the lightning-rod, knocking him back. ZAP!! Holmes
gives another jolt, but the shaft starts to LOSE POWER.
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64
Watson runs round the end of the building and sees Holmes
scrambling under the half-built hull. Dredger in
pursuit.
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EXT. UN-LAUNCHED SHIP - SLIPWAY
A police WHISTLE echoes through the air.
for a moment, just long enough for --
Dredger turns
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EXT. SECOND SLIPWAY - CONTINUOUS ACTION
We see the chain extended taut as a tight-rope behind the
half-launched ship.
The SHIP squeals and groans as its timber supports buckle
and crack with the weight of the tethered ship.
A beat where the whole business hangs in limbo and...
The timber finally gives way.
The ship is free again,
falling through the air -Holmes rolls sideways as the propellers slice through the
air above his head -- the hull screams past him with a
sound like the side of the world being torn off --- and then the ship's away, parting the Thames with a
vast, frothy explosion of water.
Holmes watches the ship drift gracefully out into the
river -- from vortex to serenity in a matter of seconds.
A quiet beat.
Holmes collapses back, great gulps of air disappearing
into his lungs. He tries to pull himself to his feet,
but Dredger's bone-shaking punches have taken it out of
him and he sags back to the ground.
Watson arrives, helps him to his feet. They stagger back
to the slipway where Dredger was standing. And they
find:
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
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Nothing.
No blood or trace.
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CONTINUED:
WATSON (CONT'D)
Why else would I continually allow
myself to be led into situations
where you're deliberately
withholding your intentions from
me?
HOLMES
You've never complained about my
methods before.
WATSON
I'm not complaining... I never
complain... I never complain about
your violin playing at three in
the morning, your mess, your lack
of hygiene, your stealing my
clothes, your setting our home on
fire!
HOLMES
That was an accident...
Watson challenges him with a look.
HOLMES
The first time WAS an accident...
BIG MAN (O.S.)
Remember me, boys? Put me away
for robbery a few years back?
Holmes turns and comes face-to-face with a dangerouslooking man who has a few conspicuous WARTS on his face.
HOLMES
Ah, Mr. Brownlee. The fifteenth
most dangerous man in London.
Watson snaps at the man.
WATSON
Who could forget that face? I
told you, a little nitrate of
silver and the warts will be gone
in two weeks. Now, if you'll
excuse us!
Brownlee takes a swing at Watson. Holmes checks him and
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WATSON
(to Holmes)
Nor am I complaining about the
fact that you terrorize my
patients and perform outlandish
experiments on my dog.
HOLMES
Gladstone's my dog as well.
in the interest of science.
It's
WATSON
What I do take issue with is your
ruthless campaign to sabotage my
relationship with Mary.
HOLMES
Watson, I completely understand
now. You're overtired and feeling
a bit sensitive.
Watson now turns away, completely irritated at Holmes'
lack of understanding.
HOLMES
What you need is a rest. You and
I could go out to the countryside.
My brother Mycroft has a small
estate near Chichester. It has
marvelous grounds and a beautiful
folly. We could throw a lamb on
the spit.
Watson shakes his head in disbelief.
WATSON
If I were going to the country, I
would be going with my future
wife -HOLMES
Certainly. We should have her
along. Let's get Gladstone out of
the house as well.
WATSON
No, Holmes. Not you.
You're not --
Me and her.
HOLMES
Invited? Now you're not making
any sense, Watson. Why would I
not be invited to my own brother's
country home?
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54B.
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WATSON
You're not human. You don't get
it, do you? You are this...
(touches his own
head)
... without this.
He touches his own heart.
bars.
John Watson?
PRISON GUARD
You made bail.
He steps
PRISON GUARD
Just Watson.
As he slides open the bars, they see... MARY emerges from
behind the Guard. Watson stands for a beat between
Holmes and Mary. He must make a decision. And he does --- he leaves.
Holmes watches him walk out, then locks eyes with Mary.
She gives him a polite nod, turns, heads off with Watson.
The bars slide shut.
The mob surrounds Holmes.
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INT. LONDON JAIL - CORRIDOR
Lestrade heads toward the holding room, flanked by prison
wardens.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED:
As the door is opened, the thug blasts out backwards,
having just been battered through it by Holmes.
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HOLMES
Lestrade -- your usual impeccable
timing.
LESTRADE
You know, in another life, you'd
have made an excellent criminal.
HOLMES
And you, sir, an excellent
policeman.
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INT. CARRIAGE
71
Holmes enters.
(CONTINUED)
56.
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ANONYMOUS MAN
I'm afraid you'll have to put this
on.
Holmes shrugs.
CUT TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
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(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES
Judging by the sacred Ox on your
ring, you're also the secret head
of the Temple of the Four Orders -in whose headquarters we now
stand, on the northwest corner of
St. James Square.
(beat)
And as to the mystery -- the
mystery is why you bothered to
blindfold me in the first place.
SIR THOMAS
Yes, well, it's standard
procedure, I suppose.
Holmes shakes his head; what a massive lack of judgement
on their part.
STANDISH (O.S.)
I think we have the right man.
Holmes turns to see JOHN STANDISH and LORD COWARD
standing behind him. Standish is an American in his
sixties. Coward is a hard, ambitious man in his 30s.
(CONTINUED)
57.
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CONTINUED: (2)
72
SIR THOMAS
Sherlock Holmes, Ambassador
Standish from America and Lord
Coward, the Home Secretary.
Holmes acknowledges them -- barely -- as they enter.
isn't impressed by rank.
LORD COWARD
He
Yes.
HOLMES
They're almost interesting.
SIR THOMAS
Be as skeptical as you like -- but
our secret systems have steered
the world towards the greater good
for centuries. The danger is that
they can also be exploited for
more nefarious purposes.
LORD COWARD
What some call the dark arts, or
practical magic.
Holmes looks around the room, sees FLAGS on the walls
with ancient symbols, variations of the SPHINX.
STANDISH
We know you're are a rationalist.
We don't ask you to share our
faith, only our fears.
HOLMES
Fear is the more infectious
condition.
(at Sir Thomas)
In this case, fear of your own
child.
That shocks them rigid.
HOLMES
Blackwood is your son, yes? You
have the same colored irises -- a
rare dark green, with diamondshaped hazel flecks -(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
58.
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CONTINUED: (3)
HOLMES (CONT'D)
(pointing at Sir
Thomas' ear)
-- plus identical outer ears, or
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SIR THOMAS
The boy was a curse. I didn't
have the courage either to take
him in or to -(CONTINUED)
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STANDISH
All this is history. The present
and future are worse.
SIR THOMAS
We've done our best to stop him
ourselves, but it's not enough.
LORD COWARD
His power grows daily and
exponentially. His resurrection
is evidence of that. What he does
next will be far more dangerous -SIR THOMAS
-- he's going to raise a force
that will alter the very course of
our world. We need you to find
him and stop him before he does.
LORD COWARD
We'll give you any assistance we
can. As Home Secretary, I have
considerable influence over the
police.
(beat)
Name your price.
Holmes looks at Coward with scathing disdain.
HOLMES
One of the great benefits of my
work is that I can pick and choose
my clients. I'll get him, but not
for you.
Holmes stalks out -- stops at the door, turns, fixes Sir
Thomas with a very bleak gaze.
HOLMES
I have one last question, Sir
Thomas.
SIR THOMAS
What is it?
Holmes holds up the tintype.
HOLMES
If the rest of his family's dead,
why are you still alive?
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IRENE
That's better.
HOLMES
You can stop looking for Reardon.
IRENE
I knew I could count on you.
(CONTINUED)
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HOLMES
He was buried in Blackwood's tomb.
Irene is momentarily taken aback then recovers.
IRENE
Wonderful. Case closed then.
Your services are no longer
required.
Unbuttoning done, Holmes steps out to confront Irene.
HOLMES
I can't help wondering if your
employer will be as content with
these results? You were
uncharacteristically ill at ease
in his presence. Your hand was
trembling, your gaze was averted.
I couldn't see his face, but I
spotted chalk on his lapel. A
professor perhaps?
Irene gets up, walks behind a DRESSING SCREEN.
IRENE
(behind screen)
The eye patch was a nice touch.
HOLMES
But I've never known a professor
to carry a gun, and on such a
clever contraption.
IRENE (O.S.)
Let's not argue.
HOLMES
We're not.
Irene steps out, now wearing an array of Victorian
undergarments. Unfairly gorgeous. The huge DIAMOND
CONTINUED: (2)
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HOLMES
I disagree.
IRENE
You see, we are arguing.
Holmes gets closer and closer to Irene as he presses his
case vehemently.
HOLMES
When a man you ask me to find ends
up dead in the coffin of the most
notorious murderer since Jack the
Ripper and that murderer manages
to return from the dead, not only
is it my business, it's the
business of Scotland Yard and the
highest levels of the British
government. They will certainly
consider your reticence to be an
obstruction of justice. Which in
relation to a crime of this
magnitude would certainly mean
prison time.
IRENE
This wine is excellent.
should really try some.
You
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IRENE
That's better.
Irene pulls him down to it.
He doesn't resist.
CLICK!
Holmes' eyes flare with surprise.
CLICK!
IRENE
Much better.
Irene has handcuffed him to the bed frame.
IRENE
This is the only way it could ever
work between us, Sherlock -- one
in shackles, the other with the
key.
She gets off him.
While he struggles on the bed, Irene walks casually
across the room. She starts putting on MAN'S CLOTHING.
She's in charge now.
IRENE
I've NEVER been in over my head.
HOLMES
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63.
CONTINUED: (4)
She pulls at the front of his trousers, throws the
handcuff keys down there.
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IRENE
-- but generally speaking.
Holmes has no retort. Irene takes the scarf off his
neck, moves to the doorway.
IRENE
If anyone asks, please let them
know that Mr. O'Neil didn't have
time to check out.
(beat)
I hope you don't mind settling the
bill.
OR ALT:
IRENE
What were you doing consorting
with a married business traveller
in his hotel room is something
you'll have to explain for
yourself.
She picks up TWO SUITCASES waiting for her at the door
(NEW PROP!) and, as she leaves:
IRENE
Where's Watson when you need him?
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PERIGRINE
Nor the port, sir.
Thomas smiles, goes up.
licking his lips.
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77
Relaxing.
(CONTINUED)
64.
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CONTINUED:
BLACKWOOD (O.S.)
Hello, Father...
Thomas blinks and sees that BLACKWOOD now sits in the
corner of the bathroom, lit in a sinister fashion.
77
Sir Thomas' eyes widen, the muscles stand out in his neck
as he fights paralysis. He slides back down, slowly.
BLACKWOOD
You can't fight it. It comes from
a power greater than yours. You
can only surrender.
The water flows over Sir Thomas, as Blackwood steps
closer and takes the sacred RING from his rigid finger.
BLACKWOOD
I've been imagining this moment
for a long time...
The water closes over his face. Sir Thomas stares up at
Blackwood, who watches him drown, slowly and surely.
BLACKWOOD
... I must admit, it's better than
I thought it would be.
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78
INT. THE GRAND HOTEL - CORRIDOR - DAY
Carrying an armful of laundry, a MAID slips a pass-key
into a lock and opens the door...
... to be confronted by the snoring form of Holmes, still
handcuffed to the bed. Clothes in total disarray. Her
shriek wakes him. He looks down at himself and reacts
with shock, then grim recognition sets in.
HOLMES
Don't take this the wrong way, but
might I borrow your hand?
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CONTINUED:
78A
HOLMES (CONT'D)
78B
EXT. SIR THOMAS' HOUSE - DAY
Holmes steps out of the coach, and is escorted inside by
Constable Clark.
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65A.
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CONTINUED:
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HOLMES
Why did you drain the water?
POLICE OFFICER
Out of common decency.
HOLMES
(incensed)
Crime is common, logic is rare.
The decent thing to do is catch
the killer, not provide comfort to
the corpse.
Neither the officer nor Clark have a response. Holmes
swivels, sees a JAR OF BATH SALTS on the table next to
the chair Blackwood sat in, leans over, scoops it up,
opens it, sniffs it.
HOLMES
Hmm...
Holmes thrusts the open jar under the Officer's nose.
HOLMES
What is that?
POLICE OFFICER
(smelling)
Uhhhh... jasmine?
HOLMES
Superb. I suspect this comes from
a larger cannister. It'll either
be in the pantry, high up where
it's warm and dry, or in a linen
closet with a vent. And,
Constable, you could check the
ground under the rear windows for
any footprints not your own.
Both cops hesitate -- Holmes is not their boss.
HOLMES
Data, data, data! I cannot make
bricks without clay!
The cops hurry away. Now Holmes can really get down to
work. This may mean he gets on his belly for a floor'seye-view, it may mean he looks down from a window sill.
Sometimes he hums or sings to himself.
Holmes is happy.
He glances around the room, sees the chair where
Blackwood was perched, sits in it himself.
(CONTINUED)
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65B.
CONTINUED: (2)
His eyes keep moving, noticing something on a wall. He
steps toward it, runs his hand along a layer of dust.
The dust has a line down it, as if the wall cracked open.
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(CONTINUED)
66.
78C
CONTINUED: (3)
FINGERPRINTS on one of the panels.
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78F
INT. SIR THOMAS' BATHROOM
-- Const. Clark and the Officer return, the Officer
proudly hugging a 5 LB. CANNISTER OF JASMINE BATH SALTS.
They are startled by the secret room --- they are even more startled by the sight of Holmes
kneeling at the altar and singing to himself.
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80
80
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HOLMES
Don't forget the wallpaper.
WATSON
There isn't any.
HOLMES
Figure of speech.
Holmes steps into the room.
HOLMES
Since this room is no longer in
use, do you mind if I employ it?
WATSON
Be my guest.
HOLMES
Bring him in, boys.
Holmes steps aside. Two/three policemen enter carrying a
large, heavy bag and unceremoniously dump it on Watson's
desktop. They unzip the bag, revealing the dead body of
the thug from Reordon's lodging.
(CONTINUED)
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CONTINUED: (2)
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WATSON
(CONTINUED)
68.
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CONTINUED: (3)
HOLMES
Elbows and arms stained with
blood, but older than his own
injuries. Plenty of it, layer on
layer...
Holmes scrapes at the layers of blood with his knife,
examines it.
HOLMES
Though none of it human.
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What else?
Nine Elms.
HOLMES
Well done. Now, you didn't happen
to pack the Lord's Register of
members' interests, did you?
Watson pulls it out of a box.
(CONTINUED)
68A.
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CONTINUED: (4)
HOLMES
See what Blackwood admits to
owning.
As Watson flips through it, Holmes plucks a few chords on
his violin, thinking. Watson finds the page.
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WATSON
It's endless, he's had a hand in
just about everything that's not
good for you.
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CONTINUED: (5)
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HOLMES
Something brutal by the river...
WATSON
Woolwich Arsenal... Limehouse
Chemical... Queenshithe
Slaughterhouse, Nine Elms!
HOLMES
That's it, Watson! This should
lead us right to Blackwood.
Holmes leaps up and readies himself to leave.
WATSON
Not us, you.
This gives Holmes pause.
HOLMES
Right. Well uh... best of luck
with everything, then.
WATSON
Same to you.
A brief nod, then Holmes is gone.
A beat as Watson continues packing. He heaves a box up,
moves for his suitcase. After a moment, he notices...
Holmes' PISTOL.
WATSON
Not again.
He picks it up. As he contemplates the weapon, he
becomes more serious. Then angry. He mouths a curse to
himself, and sees their DOG giving him a disapproving
look.
WATSON
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82A
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CONTINUED:
A few DROPS OF RAIN trickle down. He looks up, surprised
by the rain. He raises his collar, and keeps moving.
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82B
82B
83
Why
LORD COWARD
Sir Thomas is dead. Effective
immediately, I nominate Lord
Blackwood as head of the Order.
STANDISH
Are you mad, Coward? Have you any
idea what he's capable of?
BLACKWOOD (O.S.)
Of course he does. It's why he's
here.
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CONTINUED:
BLACKWOOD (CONT'D)
A magnificent and simple purpose.
A different future... a future
ruled by us.
Blackwood stands, prowls.
BLACKWOOD
You've made policy in secret for
centuries. Now, you'll make it
openly.
The men are beginning to like what they hear.
BLACKWOOD
The first act is a necessary one,
for without death there can be no
rebirth...
(beat)
... at noon tomorrow, we will take
the first step towards a new
chapter in history.
(beat)
England will know our power.
Then, the whole world will.
Across the Atlantic lies a colony
that was once ours, and will be
again. Their civil war weakened
them; their government is as
corrupt and ineffective as ours.
We'll take it from them.
(beat)
With their resources and our
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83
CONTINUED: (2)
In desperation, Standish pulls a gun.
at Blackwood -
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But as he aims it
BLACKWOOD
I wouldn't do that.
-- he IGNITES, combusting with an impossible BLAST OF
BLINDING HOT FLAMES!
The men in the room reel backwards, shocked, terrified.
Flames consuming him, Standish flails, crashing through a
window out to --
83A
83A
83B
They
(CONTINUED)
72.
83B
CONTINUED:
83B
(CONTINUED)
73.
83B
CONTINUED: (2)
BLACKWOOD
You control the police.
83B
Use them.
Coward nods.
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84
TANNER
Just a little leak, nothing to
worry about.
Watson is busy with a bucket clearing the boat of a very
serious leak. He's soaked, and furious.
TANNER
Not a great one for the water, are
you, doctor? Army type, aren't
you? You wouldn't have lasted
long in the Navy.
Watson glares. Holmes scans the banks with a telescope.
He sees a jetty with a few shadows shifting on it. The
engine shudders off, the boat drifts. Tanner whispers:
TANNER
That's as far as we can go.
Holmes starts clambering over the side.
Watson's pissed.
WATSON
There must be fifty yards of mud
out there.
Holmes' head is just visible before he drops over the
prow. He whispers at Tanner.
(CONTINUED)
74.
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CONTINUED:
HOLMES
Pull in at Vauxhall. Send for the
police when you get there.
Tanner nods. A soft "splosh" as Holmes disappears.
Watson carefully leaves his valued possessions behind,
watch, etc. He lays down his wallet and looks at Tanner.
WATSON
I know precisely how much money is
in there.
TANNER
(taking the piss)
I am sure you do, doctor.
Watson glares, goes over the side, with his walking
stick.
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75.
CONTINUED:
They look out at the thugs guarding the door. Holmes
whispers, trying to figure out the best strategy.
HOLMES
The one on the left seems more
attentive, might prove easily
distracted. The big one's been
drinking -- whether for courage or
from habit... Watson?
Watson has already left. He simply walks up to the door
and whacks the larger man in the face with the gun -before dispatching the other with a backhand pistol-whip.
Holmes follows, notices that both men have hip flasks.
He picks one up, takes a whiff, and pockets it as he
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89
89
Holmes.
WATSON (O.S.)
You need to see this.
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90
76.
CONTINUED:
Holmes pulls out a CIGAR-CUTTER, CLIPS off the rat's
TAIL, slipping it into his pocket, as he joins Watson,
stepping into --
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90
wind.
On the high walls, a huge number has been scrawled:
One-eighteen.
time?
118.
WATSON
It's a date, a
CONTINUED:
BLACKWOOD
And because I appreciate your
help, Holmes, I have a gift for
you.
Holmes starts climbing up towards Blackwood.
90
BLACKWOOD
(voice moving away)
She followed you. You led your
little lamb straight to slaughter.
Suddenly the whole machine starts up. Industrialstrength loud, movement everywhere, empty hooks jerking
towards the processing line. Blades and gears and
grinders churn.
Watson's eyes go from Blackwood to -A pig carcass as it comes swinging out of the killing
area, towards the SCORCHER (which scorches the carcasses
with live flame).
Then next carcass emerges --- not a carcass, Irene. She is alive, for now. She
hangs from two hooks on a track-line, her wrists shackled
above her, her mouth gagged.
Her eyes show terror until she sees them, then immense
relief for a moment, then determination.
Holmes looks up to see Blackwood's shadow retreating.
Decision time.
90A
90A
INT. QUEENSHITHE SLAUGHTERHOUSE - ASSEMBLY LINE
Holmes drops on to the machine and leaps from gear to
gear like stepping-stones. He heaves himself up to the
conveyor, where Irene is being pulled down the assembly
line towards the flames.
Watson sprints ahead, looking for a shut-off switch.
Holmes unties Irene's gag.
HOLMES
It's your turn in shackles this
time.
Ahead of them, the pig carcass is scorched in an
overwhelming burst of flame. Holmes and Irene are next.
(CONTINUED)
78.
90A
CONTINUED:
IRENE
But this time no key,
unfortunately.
90A
(CONTINUED)
90A
79.
CONTINUED: (2)
She's suspended just above the boiling water, with Holmes
moving sideways, keeping pace with her.
IRENE
(trying her best not
to show the strain)
You had a question.
Holmes keeps hold of Irene's feet as he maneuvers past
various obstacles -HOLMES
(same)
Ah. Yes. Do you still maintain
you're not in over your head?
IRENE
(panting)
In some countries steam is
considered excellent therapy for
the skin.
-- then is gouged in the back by a whirling fan belt,
jerks away, and Irene touches the water, SCREAMS.
Watson hears the scream, turns -- then sees something
again. It pisses him off. Fuck this machine.
When Holmes has Irene stable again:
IRENE
(weakly)
I have to say -- it's overrated.
Holmes has to admire her courage -- until he hears Watson
yelling at him.
Up ahead a huge pipe spews boiling water into the tank -and impassable obstacle from Holmes' side of the conveyor
belt.
Watson points at the I-beam running above them.
nods. Irene sees it, too.
Holmes
Holmes helps her reach one foot, then other up to the Ibeam. She hooks her feet over it, and is suspended
upside down by her shackles and her feet --- and still heading for the pipe spewing boiling water.
Watson appears opposite Holmes, nods up at Irene.
swings off the I-beam, through the air --
She
90A
(CONTINUED)
90A
80.
CONTINUED: (3)
-- and Watson catches her feet, pulls her horizontal,
facing the other way just in time to avoid the gush of
boiling water.
As Watson holds Irene, he spots a small, but significantlooking SWITCH on the wall, painted red. (PLEASE NOTE,
NEW PROP!)
Watson helps Irene back onto the conveyor belt, leaves
her for Holmes to deal with, sprints for the switch.
Irene rides the belt upwards.
equipment, following her.
90A
CONTINUED: (4)
Gets a free haircut.
90A
Holmes
HOLMES
You owe me information.
(angry)
No more games, Irene.
She hears Watson opening the door to the dock. She looks
at Holmes, their eyes locking. Finally, the truth:
IRENE
Blackwood's manufactured largescale weapons for years. Lately
there've been rumors of something
new. More powerful than anything
else. And... magical. My job is
to find out if the rumors are
true.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
81.
90A
CONTINUED: (5)
90A
IRENE (CONT'D)
(beat)
I would say they are.
And she's off, running toward the door. Holmes trails
her, processing. They blast through the doors to --
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91
Watson runs out of doors and towards the end of the dock.
He sees: Blackwood and the boat are disappearing into
the darkness.
Holmes and Irene run out of the doors following Watson.
Holmes slows, looking around the dock, seeing something
on the planks:
Steel drums are dripping.
it.
A chemical.
Holmes recognizes
HOLMES
Watson!
Watson continues down the dock, tripping a wire connected
to the steel drums, he turns realizing he has set off a
trap and turns back to warn the others -WATSON
Holmes...
A metallic conductor SPARKS.
Time slows.
BOOM!
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82.
CONTINUED:
We see Lestrade and his men swarming the scene, they spot
Watson, alive, but unconscious. Irene has disappeared.
Holmes sees this and heads toward his friend, but --
91
92
INT. HOSPITAL - CORRIDOR
Two POLICEMEN half-heartedly guard the end of a corridor.
One reads the paper. The headline: "AMERICAN AMBASSADOR
STANDISH BURNED ALIVE!"
Mary returns past them, having unsuccessfully washed away
tear-stained makeup; there is a smear on her cheek. The
two coppers nod respectfully.
Mary arrives at the windowed door of a private room,
reaches for the handle, pauses.
THROUGH THE GLASS, she sees a white-coated DOCTOR,
studying Watson's chart.
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93
(CONTINUED)
93
82A.
CONTINUED:
Watson is burned, cut, bruised, scraped, pock-marked with
shrapnel. He mumbles inaudibly, his eyes still closed.
He's delirious, sweating.
93
(CONTINUED)
93
83.
CONTINUED: (2)
(NOTE: Mary's detective novels and magazines, coat,
handbag, etc. already in the room.)
The doctor injects Watson in the arm. The shot wakes
him. Watson tries to sit up, wincing with pain.
WATSON
What are you administering?
DOCTOR
Morphia. A sixth of a grain, for
the pain.
Watson looks at his wounded shoulder.
DOCTOR
There are four pieces of shrapnel.
The surgeon should be along
shortly.
Watson tries to sit up again.
This reveals that Mary has entered the room, stands back
respectfully, letting the Doctor do his work.
WATSON
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My
DOCTOR
Your friend? What kind of friend
takes a retired soldier, who's
served his country and deserves a
peaceful, private life, and puts
him so directly in harm's -Watson grabs the Doctor's arm angrily.
(CONTINUED)
83A.
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CONTINUED: (3)
WATSON
The best and wisest man I've ever
known.
DOCTOR
But evidently not wise enough to
value your life over his
misadventures.
ON MARY
As she takes a closer, sharper look at the Doctor.
WATSON
(succumbing to the
morphine)
It was worth a wound, worth many
wounds...
Mary steps towards the Doctor, eyes flashing.
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MARY
Excuse me -DOCTOR
(leaving)
I have other... patients.
Do you really?
MARY
Doctor.
(CONTINUED)
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83B.
CONTINUED: (4)
The Doctor can't face her anger any longer, turns, leaves
fast.
MARY
-- or are you so selfish that's
just not possible.
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Emotions swirling.
CONTINUED:
Then he begins to chant. The words are eerily
reminiscent of Blackwood's chanting.
95
(CONTINUED)
86.
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CONTINUED: (2)
BLACKWOOD
Didn't you wonder why it was so
easy to catch me? I told you I
needed five lives for my
resurrection. Why would I take a
sixth under St. Paul's?
Holmes shakes his head, he can barely see straight.
BLACKWOOD
Unless I simply wanted to be
caught by the great Sherlock
Holmes...
Blackwood raises a sacrificial sword and swings at
Holmes' head.
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BLACKWOOD
... so I could die on the biggest
stage of all. You made me what I
am.
We see --
HOLMES' POV
as Blackwood swings the sacrificial sword at Holmes'
head. It looks as if Holmes has no time to react -WHOOSH -- the sword WIPES the FRAME --
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A CLOSEUP OF HOLMES
His face covered with earth -- just as we saw Reordon in
his coffin. Holmes' eyes snap open, he breathes in air -As he comes to life we see events of the recent past
flash through his mind.
BLACKWOOD'S TOMB.
(CONTINUED)
87.
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CONTINUED:
THE STUFF IN REORDON'S ROOM.
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A CLOSEUP OF HOLMES
His face submerged in water inside a copper bath tub -just as we saw Sir Thomas. Holmes' eyes snap open, he
breathes in air --
A CLOSEUP OF HOLMES
His face engulfed with flames -- just as we saw Standish.
STANDISH FALLING THROUGH THE AIR CRASHING INTO THE
CARRIAGE.
THE SPHINX.
THE RAVEN FLAPPING ITS WINGS.
CUT TO:
HOLMES
Writing and sweating on the bed in the attic. Holmes
sees a hazy image of Irene. She leans over him smiling
sweetly then wraps her hands around his neck and starts
to strangle him.
IRENE SAYING "WHERE'S WATSON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?"
BLACKWOOD IN THE ROOM AGAIN WITHIN THE FLAME CIRCLE.
We SEE WATSON turning to warn Holmes before EXPLODING -HOLMES!!!!
FADE OUT.
87A.
FADE IN:
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HOLMES
(confused)
Watson...?
Watson leans closer, into the light. A ghost or a man?
He gestures towards the diagram on the floor.
WATSON
Interesting artwork.
bloody awful.
You look
United in agony.
HOLMES
(quietly, between
them)
She brought you here?
WATSON
Yes, oddly, it seems she might
understand the power of
partnership.
They both look back over to Irene who just finished
loading her gun. The coffee seems ready so she pours a
cup.
(CONTINUED)
88.
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CONTINUED:
HOLMES
The fair sex was always your
department, Watson.
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89.
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CONTINUED: (2)
He hands Holmes his VIOLIN.
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Holmes takes it.
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(CONTINUED)
89A.
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CONTINUED:
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IRENE (CONT'D)
Understand that, and you'll have a
happy marriage.
ALTERNATE DIALOGUE:
IRENE
(alternate dialogue)
Not quite, doctor. Let me make it
simple for you, with a lot fewer
words -- I'm what's called a
woman.
(beat)
Understand that, and you'll have a
happy marriage.
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100
101
INT. PUNCH BOWL PUB
The music stops. Irene and Watson notice the silence.
They swap a glance. A beat. And Holmes emerges.
HOLMES
I need a map of London.
90.
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102
102
90A.
CONTINUED:
He points out the individual parts of the Sphinx,
covering other parts with his hand. We see the Ox body,
Lion paws, Eagle wings, Man's face.
HOLMES
In Sir Thomas' secret chamber I
found the bone of an ox, the tooth
of a lion, the feather of an
eagle, the hair of a man. Map!
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90B.
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CONTINUED: (2)
HOLMES
Standish was Ambassador to
America, where the Eagle has been
the national emblem for over a
hundred years -- and not by
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coincidence.
Holmes points to the map.
HOLMES
The headquarters of Temple of the
Four Orders where he died is
here...
He points to corresponding points on the map and on the
cross.
WATSON
Man, Ox, Eagle...
He connects the dots on the map.
of a cross.
WATSON
And last on the list:
the Lion.
Holmes scribbles on a piece of paper. Watson and Irene
step closer looking at the lion's fang and then the
map...
HOLMES
Correspondingly, the map will tell
us the location of Blackwood's
final act. Right here.
Their eyes widen as they realize what they're seeing.
WATSON
Parliament.
IRENE
What is the meaning of this
circle?
Irene indicates the fifth circle Holmes has drawn -- the
point at which the other four come together. They look
to where it would correspond to on the map -- right in
the middle of the river.
HOLMES
It is the fifth element -- the
ethereal. That which can't yet be
known.
(CONTINUED)
91.
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CONTINUED: (3)
WATSON
It's right in the middle of the
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River Thames.
BOOM! They hear doors slamming outside, boots echoing.
Irene looks out the window, sees POLICE OFFICERS flooding
the pub.
IRENE
Police.
Holmes folds up his piece of paper, hands it to Watson.
He quickly moves to a hatch in the floor. Flings it
open.
HOLMES
Ladies first.
Irene jumps down.
HOLMES
Follow these plans.
Watson goes down. It looks as though Holmes is about to
join them when Lestrade and his men burst into the room.
Holmes kicks the hatch closed and steps towards Lestrade.
102A
102A
INT. PUNCH BOWL PUB - HALL
Holmes races down the hall toward the back door, but the
door EXPLODES inward. Police fill the hall. Holmes
looks back, where more police block his path. He simply
raises his arms, and they drag him away.
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CONTINUED:
The carriage pulls up. Crowds are gathering outside,
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HOLMES
I'm curious, Coward, did you
assist Blackwood in all the
murders or just the one I
prevented? Very distinctive those
hand-made shoes of yours, but the
price of quality is the unique
imprint they leave.
Coward walks towards his desk at one end of the room.
Holmes goes to warm himself by the fire at the other end.
HOLMES
Nonetheless, I confess to being
completely out-matched. I could
deduce very little from my
investigation.
Coward turns away for a moment -- Holmes subtly kicks a
log from the fire, it starts to smolder and fill the room
with smoke.
HOLMES
Fortunately, there is nothing more
stimulating than a case where
everything goes against you. How
many members of parliament do you
intend to murder at noon today?
(beat)
Man, ox, eagle, lion -- the lion
is parliament, isn't it?
Lord Coward slows, looks at Holmes in some astonishment.
LORD COWARD
Very clever. But it's not murder,
Mr. Holmes. It's mercy. We are
giving the weak masses a strong
shepherd. Don't you see it's for
their own good?
Smoke fills the room so that Holmes is concealed. Coward
pulls a gun from the desk and moves to the window. He
opens it to try and clear the smoke.
HOLMES
No, but I don't care much what you
think. I simply wanted to know
the location of Blackwood's final
ceremony, and now you have given
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it to me.
LORD COWARD
I have told you nothing.
(CONTINUED)
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94.
CONTINUED: (2)
A pair of handcuffs, slide across the floor to Coward's
feet. He looks up and Holmes is nowhere to be found.
Coward quickly moves across the room to lock the door.
HOLMES
But your clothes say infinitely
more than you ever hope. The mud
smeared on your boots from where
you've been walking...
SERIES OF FLASHBACKS
Coward's heel walking through mud.
HOLMES (V.O.)
A touch of red stock brick dust on
your knee, from where you've been
kneeling...
Coward's knee dropping to the ground.
HOLMES (V.O.)
A small bandage on your thumb from
where you've been vowing...
Coward performing a ritual.
HOLMES (V.O.)
A faint aroma of excrement, from
where you have been standing.
Coward, Blackwood, and the Temple members perform a
ritual around a pentagram in the SEWERS. The big
ceremonial sword is prominent.
LORD COWARD (V.O.)
It's a shame you made an enemy out
of Blackwood, Holmes, you would
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CONTINUED: (3)
106
107
EXT. THAMES - OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT
SPLASH! Holmes dives into the river handcuffed. He
disappears for a moment then surfaces, looks about in the
water. A moment of concern until we hear the familiar
"chug" of a struggling engine.
(CONTINUED)
95.
107
CONTINUED:
Holmes looks in the water and sees a rope trailing on the
surface. He grabs it with his hands. And... it pulls
him closer to the rickety boat of Captain Tanner.
Watson stands on the rear deck, pulling Holmes in on the
rope. Irene is also present.
When Holmes is level, Watson leans over and clips off his
cuffs using bolt cutters. Clearly the whole escape has
been planned. Holmes is pulled up into the boat.
TANNER
(to Watson)
I told you he'd be coming out the
top window, soldier boy. No way
he'd be coming over the terrace.
Watson hands over the change from the engagement ring.
Tanner takes it happily.
WATSON
How was Lestrade?
HOLMES
Performed his role perfectly.
little too perfectly, come to
think of it.
Watson has the PAPER that Holmes gave him in the attic.
WATSON
Well, your instructions were
fairly precise... about everything
except the window.
Tanner smiles, still pleased with himself.
IRENE
Where to, Sherlock?
Holmes points to a dark recess in the embankment.
HOLMES
Port side, Captain Tanner, into
the sewers.
Tanner turns the boat.
HOLMES
Watson, did you bring my clothes?
Watson hands over a pile of clothes and Holmes' PISTOL.
Holmes opens the drum, checks the load, grimaces, pockets
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107
96.
CONTINUED: (2)
Then Holmes reaches inside a pocket of clothes he is
still wearing, and pulls out the hip FLASK that he took
from the men at the slaughterhouse. He takes a shot.
107
IRENE
Starting early, aren't we?
He offers the flask to her.
HOLMES
Trust me, have a drink.
She can see this is more than a social invitation, she
takes a hit, pulls a face. Holmes nods towards Watson,
Irene passes him the bottle. He drinks, grimaces, hands
it on to Tanner, who swallows it without flinching, wipes
his mouth, smiles. The boat is almost at the sewers.
WATSON
What are we doing in the sewers?
HOLMES
Patience, Doctor. I am about to
show you...
As they head toward the sewers, Holmes glances up toward
Big Ben, the time moving toward noon.
107A
107A
EXT. HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT - DAY
Expensive carriages fill the courtyard. The entire
government is here. We see familiar faces from the
Temple of Four Orders, heading into this epic building.
108-109 OMITTED
110
108-109
110
for him.)
They move through the shadowy sewer tunnels, working
their way around corners and through junctions back under
the Houses of Parliament.
(CONTINUED)
110
97.
CONTINUED:
Holmes ducks around a corner, stops. Irene and Watson
flank him, standing in shadows. They look down a long
tunnel to:
The area where Coward and Blackwood were seen in the
flashback ceremony with the sword. But now:
Blackwood's THUGS patrol the area. In the center, the
pentagram remains. But there is something sitting in it,
a futuristic device:
HOLMES
Behold, Blackwood's magic.
A black glass cylinder is housed in a metal cradle with
electrodes on either side. It sits below a shattered
ceiling, bricks dismantled, exposing a VENTILATION PIPE.
Holmes looks back at Watson and Irene. Quiet:
HOLMES
A chemical weapon. The first of
its kind. Cyanide, to be precise.
WATSON
You can tell that from here?
HOLMES
No.
I can tell it from here.
He pulls something out of his pocket:
the RAT TAIL.
HOLMES
I snipped this off a rather
recumbent rat at the
slaughterhouse. Note the blue
discoloration, the faint smell of
bitter almonds. Tell-tale signs
of cyanide.
He points at the device and the exposed shaft over it.
HOLMES
That shaft leads directly to
Parliament. When activated, those
electrodes on either side will
send a charge converting the
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CONTINUED: (2)
110
HOLMES
As if by magic. There will be no
one left to stop Blackwood and his
followers from assuming control.
The CAMERA MOVES THROUGH the shattered ceiling, UP a
channel, DOWN a bend, all the way through a GRATE TO --
110A
110A
111
OMITTED
112
112
The third thug looks down the barrels of both their guns
before he has a chance to fight or flee.
HOLMES
I wouldn't.
He doesn't. Irene comes in behind them and heads
straight for the device.
WATSON
I'll keep these under wraps.
(CONTINUED)
99.
112
CONTINUED:
112
HOLMES
Take this.
Holmes hands Watson his gun. Gun in each hand, Watson
herds the three thugs away from the device.
WATSON
Over there.
Sullen, but without much resistance, they move away (two
dragging the pistol-whipped one, who is out). Watson
turns so that he can watch the action at the device --- which puts his back to another tunnel.
Holmes joins Irene at the device. She grips her knife,
looking for a way to detach the CYLINDER from the CRADLE
(where electric coils and circuits pulse).
IRENE
I've never seen anything like it.
HOLMES
There's never been anything like
it. A totally wire-free weapon.
He must have some kind of remote
device sending a signal to the
receiver. Really quite -She reaches out with her knife and... ZAP! Her blade
hits a coil, sparks flashing. Electrocuted, she drops
the knife, which falls into the cradle, surrounded by
humming, sparking coils.
Irene recoils, sees something past Holmes -RACK PAST HOLMES TO WATSON -Where DREDGER LOOMS OUT OF THE DARK BEHIND HIM, both
(CONTINUED)
112
100.
CONTINUED: (2)
Irene shoots one point blank with her Derringer, Holmes
crushes the other's larynx.
112
HOLMES
(to Irene)
Keep at it.
Holmes goes for Dredger.
113
113
Lords and Royals sit in this august hall, waiting for the
session to begin. Coward looks up, and points, very
emphatically.
LORD COWARD
Look.
All eyes rise to see: BLACKWOOD, up in the Lords'
Gallery. The hall goes silent, staring at a ghost.
Blackwood is calm, commanding.
Voices rise; Blackwood's followers move to block the
doors as -BONG! The first CHIME OF NOON from Big Ben.
114
114
INT. SEWERS - DAY
The chime echoes. Dredger charges towards the device and
Irene. Holmes flies into him feet-first, deflecting him
for a moment.
(CONTINUED)
101.
114
CONTINUED:
114
IRENE
(without looking up)
Nine strokes left.
Dredger grins --- until he is earholed from behind by two bricks, swung
with full force by Watson.
Dredger drops Holmes, staggers back holding his bleeding
ears. Holmes heads back to Irene.
Watson draws the sword from his sword stick.
enough, but not very big.
Deadly
WATSON
You owe me for the ring.
Dredger backs off, as if scared of the sword -- but only
until he can reach up and pull Blackwood's ceremonial
sword down off a brick ledge. This is going to be more
uneven than usual.
BONG!
As Watson parries Dredger's massive slashes and thrusts
all around them, only just keeping Dredger at bay --- Holmes sees that the cylinder is welded onto the
cradle by two RODS. His eyes narrow, a plan forming.
HOLMES
Give me your gun. The bullets, I
need the bullets.
BONG!
CONTINUED: (2)
-- which shatters against the floor.
114
114A
OMITTED
114A
115
115
116
INT. SEWER TUNNEL - DAY
Holmes rips the stem off his pipe, places the open end of
the bowl against the bolt holding the cylinders in place.
Shaped charge, Victorian-style.
HOLMES
We need a light, a match -Irene's eyes narrow, seeing something in the cradle:
KNIFE. She rolls up a sleeve.
her
IRENE
Got it...
Which is when a blood-maddened Dredger thunders into them
both, arms wide, driving Holmes and Irene away from the
device --- hammering them into the wall with a mighty thud. Then
he braces his massive feet, angles his huge legs and
pushes, squeezes them against the wall like a human vice.
That's the extent of Dredger's plan, and it will work for
long enough because -BONG!
IRENE
(breath crushing out
of her)
Three.
(CONTINUED)
103.
116
CONTINUED:
ON THE DEVICE AS IT GOES ACTIVE
The batteries begin to fizz madly, cams turn, gears
ratchet past each other. Bad news.
WATSON (O.S.)
Hey!
Dredger turns his head so that he can see Watson, on his
belly, crawled from the sewer -- where he found HOLMES'
GUN.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Four white phosphorous tracers
strobe through the sewer, stitch a line down Dredger's
back (aimed so as not to hit Holmes or Irene on the
through-and-through) --- and continue to burn inside Dredger. He lurches away,
eyes bulging, mouth wide with a silent scream.
BONG!
116
IRENE
Two!
Holmes and Irene stagger for the device.
Fizzling, boiling inside, the dying giant falls like a
tree.
Watson is face-down on the stones, still.
out of his limp hand.
Irene swipes her hand down into the cradle, just barely
avoiding the sparks and coils, snatching her blade,
and...
ZAP! A spark hits the blade, and she angles the blade,
redirecting the spark toward -Holmes' pipe, which BLOWS WITH A VICIOUS CRACK!
shaped charge shears the steel rods.
The
116A
OMITTED
117
117
CONTINUED:
117
BLACKWOOD
You seem surprised. Did you
really take me for a man who could
be dispatched like a truculent
servant? I see before me a
conspiracy of arrogant old men
puffed up by the illusion of their
own vainglory. In your hands this
once great parliament has become
nothing more than a drunken satyr,
stumbling about the world's stage
seeking nothing more than to
satiate your own lust and
gluttony; your britches stained by
the incontinence of your
hypocrisy. I will not sit idly by
and watch you violate the
innocence of the public trust as
BLACKWOOD
I am the fourth horseman.
He raises his hand and traces a triangle in the air.
triangle of flame erupts on the opposite wall.
BLACKWOOD
I am the pale rider.
He raises his hand and traces a second triangle in the
air. The second triangle of flame erupts on the opposite
wall to complete the pentagram within the circle.
BLACKWOOD
And my name to you is death.
117A
117A
INT. SEWER TUNNELS - DAY
ZZZZP! The electrical charge zaps through the device,
electrodes sizzle, sending blinding sparks through the
cradle.
Holmes and Irene RIP the cylinder out of the way just
as... the sparks collide in a blinding flash and...
104A.
117B
117C
117B
INT. PARLIAMENT
The men wait for something mythic, magical.
117C
And...
117D
117D
OMITTED
118
118
For the
IRENE
That was something new for us.
HOLMES
Yes... it was.
She looks past Holmes.
IRENE
Watson --
(CONTINUED)
118
105.
CONTINUED:
Holmes whips around -- sees Watson, seemingly dead. He
goes to him, drops to his knees next to Watson, feels for
a pulse.
With his face still pressed to the stones:
WATSON
I'm pretty sure I heard the last
chime.
Holmes looks down at his friend, relieved.
HOLMES
Yes, we made it. Just.
Watson rolls over, sits up.
HOLMES
Come on, you've got to admit,
you're going to miss this.
WATSON
Which part? The stench of the
sewers or the broken bones?
(beat)
My ankle's done.
Watson looks around.
118
WATSON
Where's Irene?
Holmes turns, looks. The cylinders are gone, and so is
Irene. His face darkens. He misread her yet again.
WATSON
Holmes, I'm sorry...
Holmes sees Irene's lithe shadow moving fast into a maze
of tunnels. He motions to the disabled device.
HOLMES
Make sure Lestrade keeps it
intact.
Watson nods.
face grim.
118A
118A
INT. HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT - DAY
Blackwood flashes downward through the ornate official
understory of the Houses, heads for a staircase
spiralling even further down.
106.
118B
118B
118C
INT. SINGLE SEWER TUNNEL - DAY
Panting, Irene runs along a tunnel that steps lower --
118D
118D
118E
118E
118F
118F
118G
118G
118H
118H
INT. HOLLOW BUILDING - DAY
Irene emerges at the base of a dark, hollow building full
of construction equipment, and sees, yes --- more stairs, upward.
118I
118I
118J
118J
118K
118K
119-119G OMITTED
119H
119-119G
119H
IRENE
You of all people know I will pull
this trigger.
They circle around each other.
(CONTINUED)
109.
119H
CONTINUED:
119H
IRENE
I'd tell you I'm sorry, that I
wish things could be different but
you wouldn't believe me anyway.
HOLMES
Why hurry off, give it a try.
He moves in again.
And in that split second -Blackwood drops down from behind Irene, HITS her with
WATSON'S SWORD STICK. She drops, stunned. As she falls,
Blackwood plucks the cylinder out of her hand, and kicks
her gun away. Her gun goes flying off the side of the
bridge. But Irene doesn't pause:
She swings her legs through the air, trying to take out
Blackwood's knees. But he swipes her legs away, and
a RAVEN lands.
(CONTINUED)
110.
119H
CONTINUED: (2)
EXT. TOWER BRIDGE - WALKWAY - DAY
A look between them and then it's on. Holmes grabs a
short section of wooden batten out of the railing.
Flimsy, no match for the sword --- which is immediately apparent as Blackwood comes in,
slashes, chops six inches off the batten.
BLACKWOOD
I planned to kill a handful of
senile old men to make this empire
strong... but now because of you
thousands are going to die.
Holmes is on the defensive throughout, but, as before,
his target is the cylinder first, Blackwood second, self
defense third.
BLACKWOOD
All I have to do is break this
cylinder. The wind will do the
rest. And you'll be the first.
The two men continue their swordfight: Holmes grabs some
rope hanging from the scaffolding above and swings off
the bridge. Blackwood steps to the edge with his sword
out, awaiting Holmes. Holmes swings towards the blade
and then pushes off the bridge once again to avoid it.
Holmes swings back onto the bridge a few feet away from
Blackwood. He lands, whips off his scarf and twirls it
around Blackwood's arm, binding them together. They
continue to spar, now bound.
Blackwood snarls, mounts a frenzied attack, which Holmes
simply tries to survive. The two men finally part, with
119H
119H
110A.
CONTINUED: (3)
Blackwood is DRAGGED down the walkway by the weight of
the falling plank, pulled toward the edge.
Holmes grabs the cylinders as Blackwood passes.
Blackwood digs his fingers into a gap, screeching to a
painful halt. His fingers are white from strain. Holmes
remains cool.
HOLMES
There was never any magic.
conjuring tricks.
Above Holmes:
Only
HOLMES
The simplest involved paying
people off, like the prison
guard...
Holmes looks over the edge of the walkway. He sees the
plank swinging dangerously in the storm. Blackwood
strains desperately to hold on. As Holmes steps closer
we INTERCUT with relevant FLASHBACKS.
HOLMES
(guard choking/
payoff)
Who pretended to be possessed
outside your cell. Your
reputation and your jailers' fear
did the rest.
119H
(burial ground/
licking rocks)
Others required more elaborate
preparation, like the sandstone
slab that covered your tomb. You
had it broken before your burial
then put back together using a
mild adhesive. An ancient
Egyptian recipe I believe -- a
mixture of egg and honey.
Designed to be washed away by the
rain or eaten by animals.
(bath/Reordon
flashback)
Arranging for your father to drown
in his own bathtub required more
modern science. Very clever of
Reordon to find a paralytic that
was activated by the combination
of copper and water and was
therefore undetectable once the
bath water was drained.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
110B.
119H
CONTINUED: (4)
HOLMES (CONT'D)
That might have been quite
challenging had he not also tested
it on some unfortunate amphibians.
(Standish in rain/
pulling the trigger/
wharf explosion)
The death of Standish was a real
mystery, until you used the same
compound to blow up the wharf. An
odorless, tasteless, flammable
liquid -- yet it burned with an
unusual pinkish hue. Did Standish
mistake it for rain as he entered
your Temple? All it took was a
spark. A simple rigged bullet in
his gun. Ingenious.
(Parliament/flask/
ceremony, dev ice)
Like all great performers you
saved your piece de resistance for
the end. Had it worked, your
followers in Parliament would have
watched unharmed as their
colleagues were dying around them.
They didn't know that you had
given them the antidote -- at one
119H
(CONTINUED)
119H
111.
CONTINUED: (5)
Blackwood struggles to hold on, he loses his grip for a
second and is dragged back toward the precipice. Wind
whips harder.
Holmes doesn't notice: The Raven's rope SNAPS, starting
a slow, subtle DOMINO EFFECT IN B.G.: a bucket drops,
hits a row of standing timbers. The timbers start to
topple.
(NOTE: Each time one object strikes another, we hear a
faint musical note moving up the same pentatonic scale
that Holmes played earlier for his flies.)
HOLMES
You hated your father and the
other members of the Temple of the
Four Orders for what they did to
you. How satisfying it must have
been to use their own system
against them.
IN B.G.: We see the slow, inexorable dominoes continue
to fall. The last timber falls over the edge, lands on a
rope. The rope yanks down a crane, the crane swings,
strikes another crane...
BLACKWOOD
Cut me loose, Holmes!
Blackwood's eyes are full of fear. Holmes thoughtfully
looks out at the angry storm, the atmosphere electric and
dangerous. Holmes gives the slightest hint of a smile.
HOLMES
You better hope that it's nothing
more than superstition as you
performed all the rituals
perfectly.
Holmes looks around at the gathering storm.
119H
(CONTINUED)
112.
119H
CONTINUED: (6)
119H
HOLMES
First, the world will see you for
what you are. Then you will
hang... properly this time.
Blackwood looks up. CRACK! The crane dislodges a METAL
GIRDER, which misses Holmes by inches as it crashes
through the floorboards -Blackwood smirks.
BLACKWOOD
We'll see about that shall we.
It's a long journey from here to
the rope.
CREAK.
HOLMES
We'll see about that shall we.
BANG! The top of the crane crashes down. The wooden
infrastructure supporting Blackwood falls away.
Sending Blackwood falling into a lattice of HANGING
CHAINS below. Blackwood screams as the chains begin to
snap off one by one. He falls farther... and farther...
and finally -SNAP! The last chain CATCHES, TIGHTENS around
Blackwood's neck, killing him instantly.
Blackwood dangles on the rusty chain, hanged like a
common man after all, with Tower Bridge as his gibbet.
CONTINUED: (7)
Her eyes pop open.
119H
But
He takes a
(CONTINUED)
113.
119H
CONTINUED: (8)
Holmes reaches over to grab the key. Their faces close,
near a kiss. Holmes drops the keys down the top of her
shirt (just as she dropped them down his pants). He
snatches the DIAMOND from around her neck, turns and
walks away. She smiles, calls out:
119H
IRENE
You'll miss me, Sherlock.
HOLMES
Sadly, yes.
Holmes walks away, pauses to pick up Watson's sword
stick, keeps walking.
At the end of the top of the stairs.
Cylinder to one of the policemen.
120-122 OMITTED
122A
120-122
122A
(CONTINUED)
122A
113A.
CONTINUED:
A shadow is waiting for him. We recognize the figure of
WATSON. Holmes can't help but smile. He joins Watson,
no words spoken.
122A
123
123
123A
INT. 221 BAKER ST. - STAIRCASE
As Watson and Mary climb the stairs, it becomes clear
that Mary now wears IRENE'S DIAMOND on her finger.
Holmes had it made into an engagement ring.
WATSON
I still can't believe he's given
us that ring.
MARY
Do you think he's finally come to
terms with you leaving?
Of course.
123B
WATSON
No question about it --
123B
CONTINUED:
123B
WATSON
Don't panic, dear.
HOLMES
Good afternoon. I was trying to
deduce the manner in which
Blackwood survived his execution.
Clearing your good name, as it
were. But it had a surprisingly
soporific effect and I was carried
off in the arms of Morpheus, like
a caterpillar in a cocoon.
WATSON
Get on with it, Holmes.
HOLMES
Cleverly concealed in the
hangman's knot was a hook -- I
believe my legs have fallen
asleep. I should probably come
down.
MARY
Shouldn't you help him, John?
WATSON
I hate to stop when he's on a
(CONTINUED)
115.
123B
CONTINUED: (2)
123B
HOLMES
I managed it with braces, belts
and a coat hook. Please, Watson,
my tongue is going next. I'll be
of no use to you at all.
WATSON
Worse things could happen.
MARY
John.
Watson draws his sword.
WATSON
But none of this explains the lack
of a pulse.
He finally uses his sword stick and slices Holmes down.
Holmes tumbles to the ground.
HOLMES
There is a toxin refined from the
nectar of the rhododendron
ponticum. It is quite infamous in
the region of Turkey bordering the
Black Sea for its ability to
induce an apparently mortal
paralysis. Enough to mislead a
medical mind even as tenacious and
well-trained as your own. It is
(CONTINUED)
123B
116.
CONTINUED: (3)
Watson feels for a pulse in his dog's neck -- he shakes
his head. They are interrupted by a knock on the door.
Constable Clark enters.
CONSTABLE CLARK
Mr. Holmes... Inspector Lestrade
asks that you come with me, right
away.
HOLMES
What is it this time, Clarky?
CONSTABLE CLARK
It's one of our sergeants, sir.
He went missing in the sewers, the
day you stopped Lord Blackwood...
Well, a maintenance man found his
body this morning. We believe the
sergeant was our first man on the
scene. Shot in the head.
HOLMES
Were there powder burns on his
eyebrows?
Clarky nods.
123B
CONSTABLE CLARK
Yes.
WATSON
Point blank range.
HOLMES
With small caliber bullet.
CONSTABLE CLARK
Indeed.
HOLMES
Moriarty.
Holmes and Watson look at each other -- complete change
of demeanor -- mind racing, looking concerned.
The dog has regained its vital signs.
MARY
There's a brave boy... There,
there, everything's going to be
all right.
WATSON
Where is Blackwood's device now?
(CONTINUED)
116A.
123B
CONTINUED: (4)
123B
CONSTABLE CLARK
The secret service has it, sir.
They've taken over the case.
WATSON
So you're saying Moriarty was
after a part of the machine and
not the poison.
Watson nods.
HOLMES
The wire-free invention was the
game all along. Imagine being
able to control any device simply
by sending a command via radio
waves.
WATSON
Adler was just a diversion.
Mary looks at Watson who is clearly trying to curb his
enthusiasm and interest.
A KNOCK.
WATSON
Well...
HOLMES
I'll leave with you.
reopened.
Clarky, case
124
124
OMITTED
116B.
125
125
126
126
HOLMES
Were there powder burns on his
eyebrows?
Clarky nods.
CONSTABLE CLARK
He was shot at point-blank range.
Holmes and Watson look at each other -- complete change
of demeanor -- mind racing, looking concerned.
The dog has regained its vital signs.
WATSON
There's a brave boy... There,
there, everything's going to be
all right.
HOLMES
Where is Blackwood's device now?
CONSTABLE CLARK
The secret service has it, sir.
They've taken over the case.
BACK TO PRESENT
Constable Clark nods.
(CONTINUED)
117A.
126
CONTINUED:
126
WATSON
Moriarty was after the machine not
the poison.
Holmes nods.
HOLMES
Blackwood's wire-free invention
was the game all along. It is
undoubtedly the more dangerous and
the more valuable of the two...
(wistful)
Irene was just a diversion.
Mary looks at Watson who is clearly trying to curb his
enthusiasm and interest.
A KNOCK.
WATSON
Well...
HOLMES
I'll walk out with you...
118.
127
127
A stiff beat.
HOLMES
An honor working with you, Doctor.
Watson shakes Holmes' hand, puts a hand on his arm.
warm look, an understanding between the two men.
WATSON
Take care of yourself, Holmes.
Watson moves to the open door of the carriage but Mary
stops him.
MARY
Try not to be too late for dinner
with my parents and... be careful.
She waves to Holmes as the carriage pulls away.
looks relieved and excited.
Watson
HOLMES
Magnificent woman, Watson.
Magnificent!
They climb into Constable Clarke's black mariah which
pulls away down Baker St. We PULL BACK FROM the carriage
WIDE and UP like our opening on Baker Street -- perhaps
the POV of the raven.
FADE OUT.
THE END