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Editor's Note: This feature was written by a broob (bro with boobs) because we feel a woman's POV

is important for us to truly know the likes (and dislikes) of the opposite sex and what makes them
swoon.

Men get a lot of flak from women. Weve ranted and raved about you recalling every sports stat
yet forgetting our anniversary, about that time you went three days without taking a shower, about
how one jerk cheating on his girlfriend means that all mankind is screwing over all womankind.
But for everything we say we cant stand about you, there are a million things we absolutely
adore about you! And its not just the gentlemanly deeds like holding doors open for us or carrying
the huge-ass bags we always seem to be lugging around that we appreciate. There are things we
love about you that you probably arent even aware of.
Here, we list down 15 of these things. Hopefully, youll do more of them and make your girlfriend
very happy. And you know that when the girlfriends happy, the world is a much better place to
live in.

WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU FIRST ASK US OUT

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Despite our periodic bouts of insecurity about our weight, work, and whatnot, you, dear sir, saw
something awesome in us. Something so awesome, in fact, that it would take all your courage just to
invite this goddess on Earth to dinner and drinks. You have no idea how adorable this is for a girl.

WHEN YOU DRESS UP

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You dont do it often enough, but when you pick us up in a sharp suit looking very much like
Dingdong Dantes awaiting Marian Rivera at the altar, you take our breath away. In fact, lets just
skip this fancy shmancy event were supposed to be hitting. Lets go to your place. NOW.

WHEN YOU SAY WE LOOK HOT

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We dont always feel like Beyoncscratch that, we rarely feel like Beyonc. So to be assured that
our man thinks were the Queen B to their Jay-Z in the Drunk in Love videven if we feel more like
a beached whale than a beachside sex machinewill do wonders for our confidence.

WHEN YOU SHOW SOME SWEET PDA

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We know your parents didnt raise their strapping young men to be the touchy-feely sort who cries at
sunsets, so when you kiss us in front of your friends or change your profile picture to a couple shot
of uscomplete with a heart emojiit makes us rage with kilig inside.

WHEN YOU WATCH A CHICK FLICK WITH USAND ACTUALLY ENJOY IT

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While youd rather watch car chases and explosions, you agree to sit through That Thing Called
Tadhanaand walk out of the theater gushing about more than just the cinematography and the
story. It reminds us that theres actually a mushy old heart beating underneath that beer belly those
rippling pecs.

WHEN YOU DO HOUSEWORK

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When we see you cooking, doing the laundry, or scrubbing away at floor tiles that have become as
dark as sin, we know we can count on you to not dump all the chores on us once were living
together. Plus, theres just something irresistible about a guy who can work the kitchen. Well be
giving our compliments to the chef for sure. *wink, wink*

WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX THINGS FOR US

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Men are natural problem-solvers, and while you sure as hell cant fix our beef with our boss, we love
how you always offer solutions to problems you can help with: gadget woes, car conundrums, a bit of
wear and tear around the house. (Or at the very least, take us to Greenhills so we can have that
problem sorted.)

WHEN YOU GOOF AROUND WITH YOUR BROS

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Seeing you engage in harmless kulitan with your buddiesdick and fart jokes and allis like getting
a peek into your life before you met us. And here, we realize that we like what we see. (We find the
dick and fart jokes funny, too, TBH.)

WHEN YOU SHAKE EACH OTHERS HANDS BY WAY OF GREETING

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Its a mystery to us how men can be so cool and easygoing upon meeting other men, whether new
friends or old acquaintances. If it were us, wed squeal out a shrill greeting with matching beso, and
then once thats out of the way, discreetly give the friend the once-over and wonder if her outfit was
better than ours.

WHEN YOU DON'T CHECK OUT OTHER GIRLS WHILE YOURE WITH US

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Men are hardwired to stare at hot chicks. Its, like, science. So when we see you about to have an
aneurysm just trying not to ogle that tall glass of water with her ass hanging out, we can at least
remind ourselves that youre putting in superhuman effort to defy science just for us, and take
comfort in that.

WHEN YOU LET US RANT

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You let us yak your ear off on the drive home from work, even though you couldnt care less about
that annoying coworker who seems to get on our nerves each day. And you always take our side,
even though, deep inside, you think the coworker isnt that bad. (Just dont ever say that to our face.)

WHEN YOU KEEP CALM DURING OUR MELTDOWNS

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We cant help being emotional. Blame it on our hormones. So we totally appreciate it when you act
as a steady rock for us, comforting us and trying to make us laugh through our little melodramas. We
may not laugh now, might even lash out at you (sorry), but once weve calmed down, well be putty in
your hands again. Promise.

WHEN YOU ACT PROTECTIVE OF US

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While wed like to think that we can fend for ourselves, hearing you say things like Upakan ko yang
gagong yan eh ! when some disgusting creep tries to hit on us is kind of sweet. How can we not
love someone who threatens to go all Liam Neeson on anyone who so much as lays a finger on us?

WHEN YOU'RE SWEET TO YOUR MOM

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Freudian implications notwithstanding, how you treat your mom speaks volumes of how youre going
to treat us once were that age. If we see you picking her up from her prayer group meeting every
week and ending phone calls with I love you, we basically know youre going to be a sweetheart for
life.

WHEN YOU BOND WITH KIDS

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NothingNOTHINGwill make ovaries explode faster than this sight. As you innocently run around
with toddlers or coo at a baby cradled in your arms, you can bet that weve already named our first
child and picked out a color for the nursery in our heads. Swoon.

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