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SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201508:52

Anothermonth,anotherattemptbythe
BLStomaskthecollapseintheUSlabor
forcewithagoalseekedseasonally
adjustedsurgeinwaiter,bartenderand
otherlowpayingjobs.Caseinpoint:after
amodestreboundby0.1%inNovember,
thelaborparticipationratejustslidonce
more,droppingto62.7%,orthelowestprintsince
December1977.Thishappenedbecausethenumberof
Americansnotinthelaborforcedsoaredby451,000in
December,faroutpacingthe111,000jobsaddedaccordingto
theHouseholdSurvey,andistheprimaryreasonwhythe
numberofuenmployedAmericansdroppedby383,000.
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FrenchPoliceInStandoffWith
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01099:06:GoldmanSachscutsEUR/USDforecast,says

AfterevadingtheFrenchpolicefornearly
threedays,afewhoursagotheCharlie
Hebdomurdersuspectswerecorneredin
anindustrialbuildingnearCharlesde
GaulleairportinthetownofDammarinenGoelle,26miles
northeastofparisand8milesawayfromtheairport,where
theyaresaidtohavetakenahostage.Heavilyarmedpolice
blockedapproachestothetownandhelicoptershoveredinthe
fogoverhead.AgenceFrancePressesaidthemenhavetaken
ahostage.Accordingtoreports,thesuspectshaveestablished
policecontactwiththepoliceandhavesaidtheyarereadyto
"dieasmartyrs."

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01099:06:MexicanIndustrialProduction(Nov)Y/Y1.8%
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GoldmanSlashesEURUSDForecastTo
Parity
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201509:17

Goldmanlastmadeameaningful
downwardrevisiontotheirEURUSD
forecastinAugust,justafterECB
PresidentDraghisspeechatJackson
Hole.Atthetime,themessagewasthatEURUSDhasbegun
aprotractedweakeningtrend,reflectingcyclical
underperformancevisvistheUSandamoreactivist
ECB,whichwouldtakethesinglecurrencytoparityversusthe
Dollarby2017.Today,Goldmanfurtherrevisesdowntheir

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longertermforecasts,bringingtheend2016forecastto
1.00(from1.05)andthatforend2017to0.90(from
1.00).
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PayrollsReaction:CrudeLowerAs
Bonds&StocksRally
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201508:56

Whileheadlineexuberanceoverthe
payrollsprintsparkedakneejerk
higherinstocks,therecorddropin
earningsandthefurtherdropinthelabor
forceareleadingbondyieldsand
crudeoillower.GoldismodestlyhgherandtheUSDollaris
rallying.
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NonFarmPayrollsRiseByMoreThan
Expected252K,ButHourlyEarnings
PlungeMostInAtLeast8Years
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201508:39

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Onthesurface,theDecemberjobsreport
wasgood,with252Kjobsadded,higher
thanthe240Kexpected,leadingtoa
freshcyclelowunemploymentrateof
5.6%,downfrom5.8%andbelowthe
5.7%expected,andwiththeNovemberdatarevisedtoa
whopping353Kfrom321K,anetchangeof50Kincludingthe
Octoberrevision.Howeveritwastheaveragehourlyearnings
wheretherealdetailswerehid,anditwasherethatWall
Streetwasexpectinga0.2%increase.InteadtheBLSreported
awhoppping0.2%declineinaveragehourlyearnings,withthe
lastmonth's0.4%jumprevisedlowerbyhalfto0.2%.

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SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201508:01

EvenastheCharlieHebdoshooting
suspects,whohaveholedupinthetownof
Dommartinwithahostageintow,are
engagedinwhatislikelyafinalshowdown
withthepolice,asecondhostagesituation
appearstohavedevelopedinaKoshergroceryineastern
Paris,whereaccordingtopreliminaryreportstheshooterfrom
theMontrougepolicewomankillingyesterday,hastaken
severalhostages.AccordingtoAFP,Freshshootingbrokeout
ineasternParisonFriday,withreportsthatanarmedmanhad
takenahostageatakoshergrocerystore."Thegunmanwas
suspectedofbeingthesamemanwhokilledapolicewomanin
southernParisonThursday,whoisthoughttohavelinkstothe
assailantswhostormed."AFPjustaddedthatatleast5

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SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201507:52

PoliceSurroundParisTerrorSuspectsNearCDGAirport
(BBG)
ECBSaidtoStudyBondPurchaseModelsUpto500
BillionEuros(BBG)
HowOPECWeaponizedthePriceofOilAgainstU.S.
Drillers(BBG)
GermanIndustrialProductionFallsAmidPlungein
EnergyOutput(BBG)
CarLoansSeeRiseInMissedPayments(WSJ)
JimO'NeillthreatenshewillreplaceBRICswithICs
(BBG)
Oilheadsforseventhweeklylossassupplyglutdrags
(Reuters)
ArmedmantakeshostageinkoshergroceryinParis
(AFP)
JanusChairmanDidntKnowDetailsofGrosss
Investment(WSJ)
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BecomesReal(BBG)
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FuturesFadeAfterReportECBStill
UnsureOnQEFormat
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/09/201506:51

Whilethetradingworld,oratleastthekneejerkreaction
algos,isfocusedontoday'sUSnonfarmpayrollsdueoutin
just2hours(consensusexpects240K,withunemployment
decliningfrom5.8%to5.7%)thekeyeventovernightcame
outofChina,(whereinflationprintedatjust1.5%whilePPI
hasimplodedfrom1.8%inSeptemberto2.2%inOctoberto
2.7%inNovembertoawhopping3.3%inDecemberbecause
asperBofA"softdomesticdemandovercapacityissuehave
keptinflationpressureslow")andEurope,afteraBloomberg
reportthatasrecentlyasWednesday,ECBstaff"presented
policymakerswithmodelsforbuyingasmuchas500billion
euros($591billion)ofinvestmentgradeassets...options
includedbuyingonlyAAArateddebtorbondsratedatleast
BBB,theeuroareacentralbankofficialsaid.Governorstook
nodecisiononthedesignorimplementationofanypackage
afterthepresentation."Inotherwordslessthantwoweeks
beforethefatefulECBmeetingandMarioDraghinotonlystill
hasn'tdecidedonwhichofthreepublicQEversionhewill
adopt,buttheECBhasrevertedbacktoaprivateQEplan.Not
surprisinglytheEURUSDjumpedbackover1.18onthenews
(andUSDJPYandstockmarketsdropped)onthenewsthat
EuropestilliscompletelyunsurehowtoproceedwithQE
despitetheendlessjawboning.

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Money,GoldAndLibertyIn2015&
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SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/08/201522:30

Ifwereviewtheeventsof2014,itseems
thesituationhasintensified:governments
arestilloverwhelmedwithdebt,our
fiatmoneysystemisunsupported,our
centralbanksinsistonaccumulating
debtandmakingmoneyvalueless.Will
someonerealizewehavetopulltheplug?
Andwhenwedo,becauseitwillhappenwhetherwewantitor
not,howcanwehedgeagainstthedamagethatwewillallbe
exposedto?Owningphysicalpreciousmetalsstoredoutside
thebankingsystemisaprovenandessentialformof
monetaryinsuranceagainsttheuncertaintiesand
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"TheEntireTheoryOfMonetarismIs
ComingUndoneInSpectacularAnd
EmpiricalFashion"
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/08/201522:23

Theentiretheoryofmonetarismiscoming
undoneinspectacularandempirical
fashion,whichleavestheentirestatusquo
exposed.Allthatisleftindefenseis
thesameoldrefrainofitwasntbigenough.Thats
greatforthoseintheivorytowersblindingthemselvestothe
realityofalostgenerationofItalians,Spaniards,Frenchand
nowevenGermansalistingtowhicheventheFOMCis
worriedmayyetaddAmericans.Whyanyoneever
expectedadifferentoutcomeisduesolelyto
unrepentantideology,sincethesecentralbanksare
followingalmostexactlytheJapanesemodel.

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ThursdayHumor:ToServeAndTo
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Goldman'sPayrollPreview:Labor
MarketSoftenedInDecember,Expect
SlowerEarningsGrowth
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/08/201522:00

GoldmanSachsexpectsnonfarmpayrolljob
growthof230kinDecember,slightlybelow
theconsensusforecastof240k.Labor
marketindicatorscontinuetopointtoa
strongpaceofemploymentgains,but
softenedonbalanceinDecember.In
particular,joblessclaimsrosemodestly
andtheemploymentcomponentsofservicesectorbusiness
surveysweakenedsomewhat.Withrespecttowages,we
expectasofter+0.1%gaininaveragehourlyearnings
followinganunusuallylargegaininNovember.Onbalance,
labormarketindicatorslookedsomewhatsofterin
December,butremainconsistentwithasolidtrendrate
ofemploymentgrowth.
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"EuropeCan'tAffordAGreekExit"
GermanOppositionWarnsMerkelIs
"PlayingWithFire"
SubmittedbyTylerDurdenon01/08/201521:30

Themainstreammedianarrativethat
GermanyisreadyandpreparedforGrexit
andthatitisnolongerathreattofinancial
stabilityisallhype,accordingtoGerman
oppositionfinanceministerJoachimPoss.
AsBloombergreports,allthatismostly
posturingforanelectoratetiredoftheaid
andangstGreecehasdemandedsince2010.Simplyput,the
potentialforEuroinstabilityfromaGrexitisadetrimentto
Germany'smassivebenefitsfromthesinglecurrency
"EuropecantaffordaGreekexit,"Possconcludes,
complacencybyMerkelis"playingwithfire."

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WelcomeToTheMatrix:EnslavedBy
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Makenomistake:theInternetof
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