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life to start off
You’re both out for a quiet drink, then

you spot a cutie, do you…
A friend has sent you a new porno DVD
which you want to watch and have a
Things you do for fun?
If you’ve answered more
A. Do you cottage hoping for that
A. Follow him to the toilet while your bf good wank to, do you… anonymous shag? As and Bs than Cs…
isn’t looking and shag him in a cubicle? A. Wait till he’s out of the house for
B. Stay with your bf but eye up the lad some fumbling fun?
B. Spend hours on gaydar in an effort you really shouldn’t be
to find someone better than the one
all night and probably arrange to meet B. Get ideas from the DVD and surprise you’re with? with him. Time to break
up with him another day on your own? him when he gets home?
C. Watch it together and have a ‘mutual’
C. Find a 3rd person to spice up your free and get someone
C. Tell your bf about him and both of love life?
you eye him up hoping it leads to a 3 in afterwards - or during if you’re that keen? you think you deserve.
a bed romp?
If you could choose between a hot
Do you spend time in watching TV Just remember, your
because…
How do you rate having sex? porno star and your partner who would A. He doesn’t like going out and you next partner may be
that be?
A. Do you have to sleep with different
A. Porno every time?
feel a prisoner? answering more As and
people to enjoy sex? B. There’s so much to see?
B. Do you go through the motions with B. Depends which porno star?
C. You’d only be going out to pick
Bs when you’re content
your bf but are actually thinking of C. The boyfriend? someone up and happily those days are with Cs!
someone else? behind you?
C. Do you sleep with just your bf making Do you trust the man you love?
it the best sex you could both ever A. Do you confide in your mates and He surprises you with flowers, do you…
have? leave your lover in the dark? A. Immediately become suspicious and
B. Tell your partner what you think he wonder what he’s been up to?
Your boyfriend has just lost his job, both wants to hear and the truth to others? B. Wonder if he knows what you’ve
of you have no money and if it continues
C. Talk openly and honestly at all times? been up to and blames himself for not
you’ll have no home or car... do you….
being romantic enough
A. Find someone with money and leave
Your partner takes drugs and you C. Love him all the more because he
him?
disapprove, do you… knows you love this type of thing?
B. Tell him if he doesn’t find another job
A. Tell him to clear off?
you’re off?
B. Throw all his drugs down the loo?
C. Tell him there’s nothing to worry
about, you love him and find a job C. Be understanding and try to get him
together? some help?
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What ' s H o t
or 2009?
fFashion
Bizarrely 2009 seems to be all about Tartan… we aren’t sure how we feel about that but
it’s a look. There will also be a real theme of pastels and checks in the summer alongside
all things naughty and naval. Gant are the must haves for bags all year round and
docksides are the shoes all of you will be wearing, even if you don’t work on board a ship.
Places
Iceland despite being
bankrupt will host the
IGLFA (gay football world
cup), Zurich will be hosting
Europride. We also predict
that Shoreditch will be the
new Soho, everything is
shifting that way.
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Theatre
Thriller the Michael Jackson musical
seems to be getting hyped to the max
side Sister Act, which means no more along
Sound of Music. No question that the
highlight of the year for us will be Jason
Donovan in Priscilla; Queen of the Dese
rt.
Music
2009 will see new albums from
Pet Shop Boys, Lily Allen, Christina
Aguilera, and Natalie Imbruglia.
Sadly nothing new seems to be
Movies
Of course next year there is one
Superhero movie that’s getting
coming from Kylie or Madonna
us a little over excited. Wolverine
however, we are so onto Lady
Hugh Jackman is donning his claws
Gaga now does it really matter?
again for the prequel to X-Men
We are also praying the best
and we can’t wait. The latest Harry
European girl band ever Monrose
Potter will also be arriving on the
decide to come this way. If you
screen and we are finally technically
are looking for new favourite
allowed to fancy the cast now they
acts for 2009 our pop picks are
have come of age. Top highlights
Eliza Doolittle the new Lily Allen/
of the year for us will be Jude Law
Adele/Wino roled into one, Julian
playing Watson to Robert Downey
Velard musically the next Elton
Jr’s Sherlock Holmes, and Colin Firth
John, Furiku the new New Order,
and the cute Ben Barnes (Prince
Petros an electro god and the
Caspian) as they take on Dorian
amazing Pastiche - think BWO on
Grey which we will probably see
speed in a gay club! Also keep
several times… in a row.
your eyes peeled for Little Boots,
Shontelle, Stonefoxx, VV Brown
plus our favourite ever X Factor
contestants Ruth Lorenzo and
Alexandra Burke.
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Can We Be
Your New
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- Ruth
Lorenzo
After being voted off the X Factor (quite wrongly we
here at Bent think) we sent Simon Savidge to befriend
Spanish goddess Ruth Lorenzo and was surprised to
discover this was her very first gay interview!
What’s the campest thing you have ever done? How many gay friends are too many? Spanish men or English men?
I don’t know if this is camp but it’s quite fabulous, (Looks outraged) None! I want all of them; gay men (Looks very saucy and a bit shy at once) A mixture of
it was one Valentines Day and I took this boy to the are the best friends you can have… apart from both… it would have to depend on the day really.
beach and danced for him under the moon in the Alexandra Burke. I want the whole nation of gays Oh you fickle little Madame… we so get where you are
sand. It was beautiful… and do you know what. in fact all the UK and Spanish gays and still I would coming from. 10/10
I didn’t even get a snog, nothing. I think the campest have space for more. I have heard I am getting a gay Do you like a gossip?
thing is still to come, on the X Factor Tour. I want to following, which is the best thing that I have heard all
Oh my god yes, of course. My best gossiping partner
rock but with loads of glitter and make the whole year. You guys are fighters like me… I have given you
is Alexandra Burke, its awful we can’t stop. I actually
place fabulous. Oh I bought tampons, am I allowed to my number haven’t I?
mostly like to listen rather than add… Do you know
say that, in Boots while signing autographs. That was She loves her gays what more can we say? She however though the papers here haven’t said any gossip about
strangely camp I guess. loses a point for yes giving out her number but being a me, I don’t know what to do? I started stealing toilet paper
Though very romantic and slightly like a Mills and Boon, very poor texter! 9/10 from the TV studio, but nobody knew so that didn’t work.
the beach dancing we felt could do better. The promise Prada or Primark? Stealing toilet paper without getting caught hmmm, not
of glitter made us happier, the signing autographs when (Looks as if I am crazy) Prada! It’s not even a question. so rock and roll. She loves listening but not spreading
buying tampons made us hysterical. 9/10 I suppose if you teamed Primark with some nice Gucci gossip – must try harder. 7/10
Kylie or Madonna? shoes then that looks nice. Come on if you are giving Can you tell us a dirty joke?
(Instantly) Kylie, and not because of Dannii Minogue me the choice then I a going to say Prada of course…
I could in Spanish… it wouldn’t translate though. I
I swear… Honest. Dannii makes amazing pumpkin I am not crazy!
can tell you this (sips drink) I don’t know how to have
soup you know? She can team with a theme which we like, and at the sex in English! (Cackles) I have never had sex in the
We believe her… we think, extra points off being so same time she would ram raid a Prada store. 10/10 English language. All the love I have made… has
definite and telling us about the Minogue Soup. 8/10 What’s the biggest diva strop you have ever thrown? been in Spanish; there you go that’s an exclusive.
Do you have any dressing room demands or will you (Gasps) I was eleven, yes a diva at eleven. I was Saucy minx and if we knew Spanish we reckon the jokes
have any? auditioning for some competition and the first song would be pure filth! 9/10
Hmmm, let me think… I don’t want my hair touched was from Phantom of the Opera, I got through and
every five minutes or my make up every two seconds they said ‘okay Ruth but no more musical numbers’
89/100 We have to say Ruth Lorenzo is officially
and seriously don’t put too much on me. Let me hug which I didn’t like for a start. So they gave me this
the sexy Spanish senorita who out camps them all.
people and be scruffy sometimes. OH MY GOD and do horrible German song to sing. I learnt it… looked very
Loving her work and we are officially becoming
not make me wear things that I don’t like, never ever. sweet in my beautiful dress… the music started and
her new best friend, she said so!
We like a down to earth diva who is strong knows what I forgot the melody so I made it up. They said ‘Miss
she wants and wants a hug. Frankly, as for wardrobe Lorenzo that’s not correct start again’ so I did and I
demands… we are so with her. 8/10 sang the wrong words. Again I breathe in and start… ‘Ruth will be appearing on the X Factor 2009 Live
another fucking different song (cackles) so I gave up Tour in February, you simply must not miss her. For
What’s your best put down line?
and threw my papers as hard as I could on the floor, tickets and info go to www.bookingsdirect.com
I don’t have one, well I don’t need one… I just have a flicked my hair, stamped my foot and stormed off. My
look! (She then does the look and we do indeed feel music teacher was so cross.
quite scared.) It’s all in the eyes. No words.
We love, love, love this story. A diva at eleven! 10/10
You don’t want to get on the wrong side of the eyes. 8/10
10 January 2009
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INTERVIEW
KJ
When Fear
Gets In
The Way
Brummy singer/songwriter KJ is all set to make 2009 his own but it
almost didn't happen as this young cute artist suffered from panic
attacks, which gave him depression and a fear of performing.
pleasures?
the studio for Do you have any guilty
How was it going into been
aware of help and suppor
t I ended up Sex outdoors and I haven’t
re do you call the first time? and McD onalds!
How old are you and whe ’t actually cau ght yet. Oh
suffering depression. I don Excitedly and nervous at
the same
home? affe cte d my wri ting as due an. It was
all I’m saying! think its
ed up time if you know what I me What does 2009 hold in
store for you?
I’m in my early 20’s that’s to suffering pan ic diso rde r I end
dev elop ing trac ks alon g with the
n two cities, In The Way’ fun ks under
Home is spli t bet wee
writing ‘When Fear Gets producer and take them
to the next With two Top 10 club trac
. I live in my coping to take me
Worcester and Birmingham which was a song about with 25 songs but only my belt my label is ready
was born in rder. This level. We started g to release
Worcester currently but techni que s thro ugh my diso
12 will make it to the fina
l album, it will mainstream. We’re lookin
ays have an My Space and hopefully
Birmingham so will alw song was late r put ont o my
ost 3 yea rs har d wor k before my a new sing le in Spr ing
the city. on there my be alm reco rdin g artist, sorry
attachment to and out of all the tracks album is fina lly release d. tour with a ma jor
2009
lly related to I can’t mention wh o just yet .
soon to be manager rea
d a similar my debut
Is KJ short for anythin
g… or were you the trac k as he had suff ere
? should see the release of
Are you in a relationship the physical
influenced by Jay Kay? condition. Album. I can’t wait to see
the right
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I was born Kevin John Slad ep me off my feet. I know CD.
the age of 8 I decided t you’d get to person to swe
started writing at Did you ever think tha too bus y right now
stag e name audience like it’s a cliché but I’m And finally, what style
and colour of
to use Kevin John as my appear in front of a big never know
wh ene ver I said my surname you did at last year’s Prid
e events? and travel most weeks so undies are your favour
ite?
bec aus e which wouldn’t
ship with the y ever a where I am going to be Calvin Klein
friends made the relation Absolutely not. It was onl par tne r. When I wear them I like
ted sign ing ‘So t I would be fair on a tern s and
group Slade and star dream and I never though 365 boxers in ma d pat
as….’ Slade got live a dream. my bum look
here it is Merry Christm have the opportunity to partner be? colours. They also make
t! e and time for Who would your ideal sagging, lol.
dropped soon after tha It’s taken a lot of courag great when my jeans are
t my dem ons and I have to Louise Redknapp in the
week and
me to figh
and of course k ends, lol. I
Can you tell our reader
s about the thank my friends , fam ily Johnny Depp at the wee www.myspace.com/kjoff
icialuk
t and belief, I in particular,
panic diso rde r you suf fer from and my fans for their suppor don’t look for anything
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how it affe cte d you r wri ting .
love those guys. the most important thin
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Panic attacks were the star feel sec
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(Island)
One of the biggest selling tracks in
the US in 2007 is finally making it to
the UK. The 7” edit is a mix of electro,
pop & hip-hop. On paper this sounds
awful – in practice, it’s one of the catchiest tracks
you’ll hear for months. Standout mixes come from Liverpool based
Cahill (especially the dub), who turn this into a peak-time charging
anthem with some of the best dancefloor reactions I’ve seen for
months. Little wonder that his myspace page was showing 26
million plays of this track! www.kevinrudolf.com
3Ercola ft Daniella -
Every Word (Cayenne)
Hailing from Finland, this is another track doing
well in the US. It’s already been the number 1
Dance Airplay record over there and has started to
pick up plays in the UK from the likes of Steve Smart
(Kiss), Tiesto, Out Of Office and Pagano. The January release will be
packed with 11 different mixes and edits, with my favourites being
the beautiful Wendal Kos vocal mix or the slightly tougher offering
from Bastian Laval. www.myspace.com/ercola
4Benjamin Leung ft
Mellefresh
Amanda Sampson - Don't
Care (Toolbox House)
A celebration of the high standard of house
production in the North of England. All three mixes
on this latest release come from Manchester based producers. The
the woman, the mau5 and the Care Bear original mix is the one I’d head for and it’s perfect for the tougher,
more progressive floors. When label honcho dropped this into his
Hi Mellefresh. Firstly, what do you prefer to be Describe your own music style. set at Federation Manchester on New Year’s Eve the crowd loved it.
called? The full Mellefresh? Just Mel? Fresh? Or A dirty mix of filthy, trashed-out, and downright www.thehardheart.com
something else altogether? sexy electro-house.
Since we just met maybe we should stick with 3Natural Born Grooves -
Mellefresh, but my friends call me Melleeeeeee What’s coming up in the world of Mellefresh? Candy On The Dancefloor
Famously, you were the one who discovered
Constantly searching for that next Top100 DJ
extraordinaire. Working with some exciting hot
(3 Beat Blue)
Deadmau5 a few years ago, who has since new international DJ/producers I recently Reaching number 2 in the club charts at the
gone on to be one of the most in demand discovered in my travels and online. beginning of 2007, NBG’s infectious anthem never
DJs in the world. Describe the moment seemed to get the commercial cross-over success
Planning a world-wide tour, a new
for us? it deserved. It’s probably because it never became mainstream
wardrobe and I want to pimp my Porsche.
In 2004 I was producing a remix and overplayed that many DJs, including myself never stopped
project for Canadian icon Carole playing it. The 2009 release now features excellent new mixes from
Pope - that was rock music turned Are there any more collaboration
planned with the mau5? the Wideboys and Warren Clarke for storming, funk injected house
into dance mixes spearheaded by tune. www.threebeatrecords.co.uk
DJ Iain - he suggested using this That sure would be nice!! But he’s so
incredibly busy these days and his musical
kid, Joel Zimmerman aka Deadmau5
from Niagara Falls to do a remix. I finally taste has become a lot more techno driven, 3Haji & Emanuel ft BeverlEy
tracked him down and told him I had some which doesn’t leave a lot of room for vocals. I KNight & Bryan Chamber -
money for him. When we did hook up he asked get letters all the time from people saying how
me if I had anything else he could remix. I gave much they love our tracks, so let’s hope so! The Pressure (Big Love)
him the Melleefresh track Beautiful Rich n’Horny What do you get when you combine 2 of the
The response was so exciting and our working And were you the voice of a Care Bear? most respected producers (Seamus Hai & Paul
relationship was great, so we solidified our Yes it’s true you discovered my secret identity! I Emanuel) and 2 amazing, soulfull voices with
arrangement with a management and publishing was two bears - Cheer Bear the pink one with the an old Sounds of Blackness song? One of my favourite tracks
deal through Play Records. We decided to go for rainbow on her tummy and Tugs Bear, the little boy from the past 6 months, that’s what! Perfectly sung vocals by
world domination and as you can see… Joel has bear in a diaper. Can you say bi-sexual? Maybe a Beverley (she’s been awarded a MBE you know) and Bryan (one
succeeded quite nicely. little Bi-polar, especially when I did the voices back- of Ms Knight’s backing singers). Combined with H&E’s trademark
to-back, speaking to myself. charging, chunky backing track and it causes tingles down your
spine. Just try not dancing to this! www.biglovemusic.co.uk

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Out: 12th January
Treble-heavy, synthetic and
riddled with detours, this
album is a head-banging,
4CINNAMON CHASERS
chicken-necking masterpiece Jetstreams/Luv Deluxe
harking back to the 90s Out: 12th January
infectious monotony of ‘Flat Russ Davies, AKA Cinnamon Chasers, is the son and
Beat’ but with more variance nephew of Dave and Ray Davies, who founded The
to stop it becoming boring Kinks, and hung out with music royalty like Joey
at the LP level. This time Ramone and John Carpenter. As such his music is
there’s no Flat Eric, but flavoursome, knowing electro-pop any gay man will love.
there’s still tonnes of Oizo
madness.
4ERCOLA FT. DANIELLA
4JON ALLEN Every Word
Out: 26th January
Dead Man’s Suit
Ercola’s latest single is currently topping the Billboard Magazine
Out: 26th January
Hot 100 Dance Airplay Chart and looks set to do well on our
This debut album from South Devon shores as well. Ercola is a Finnish songwriter with arrangement
musician Jon Allen is a rootsy blend skills matched only by his production talents. Sublime energy
of 60s and 70s folk rock with bluesy meets rampant musical ability in this masterful dance record.
overtones and touches of Ryan Definitely one for the post-NYE parties.
Adams. You’ll recognise single ‘Going
Home’ as the song lashed all over
the Land Rover adverts, which was
downloaded almost 20,000 times
from Allen’s website alone. 4TIMMY VEGAS & BAD
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4CIRCLESQUARE
Out: 5th January
Songs About Dancing and Drugs
This high-octane mash-up of street toughs
Out: 19th January and house music breaks all the rules and
Circlesquare comes on like a molasses drip creates a new genre while its at it. Elements
laced with Codeine, taking Leonard Cohen, of Crystal Waters and the Beastie Boys collide
Pole, Angelo Badalamenti and Chris Isaak and in funked up grooves with urban edginess.
chucking them in an underground electro Pete Tong, Judge Jules and Scott Mills all rave
blender to make shit-hot, opiated rave-up about this urban-dance hybrid and with
dance music. Circlequare’s voice, too, is deep good reason. Add it to you iPod and play it
and rich, providing a liquid, sensual core to loud on the bus. It’ll certainly chase away
the granulated, kaleidoscopic backdrop of those winter blues.
the music. Luscious stuff, ready for the most
cutting edge of dancefloors.
14 January 2009
REVIEW
kylie
He Can't
Get Her
Out of
His ...
Bent's roving reporter Simon Savidge is becoming
renowned for befriending all the celebrity ladies he
interviews. However, one celebrity and icon of his, Miss
Kylie Minogue has always managed to avoid his advances
and interview requests. Vexed by this he has been sulking
in a darkened room and dreaming of the elfin one.
As she glides along Old Compton Eventually I would bravely admit
Street, everything comes to a sudden my disappointment in ‘X’, not
standstill. Gay men stop mid pout, because it was a bad album but
turn and stare as a petite dream of because her A&R people should
loveliness passes by as if in slow- be fired. Why didn’t she release
motion carried on ‘angel’s breath’. safe Kylie pop ‘Wow’ first? ‘The One’
As her feet grace the beaten old second, swiftly followed by ‘No
pavement slabs they become part More Rain’ and ‘Like A Drug’ two of
of the yellow brick road. I turn to a the finest pop moments from her in
mangy old stray in the gutter (no not eons. In fact, we would talk about the
Ami) and say ‘I don’t think we are in whole ‘X’ debate the gay scene and
Soho anymore Toto’. A vision in Gucci, online forums seem to have been
she would sit smiling in front of me having since the tracks started to leak
and in unison, we would order ‘a nice almost two years ago. Did she really
strong cuppa’. Surrounded in a mist say it wasn’t her favourite album or
of Showgirl (and I don’t mean sweaty had some random bitter queen had
corsets and bodices) the meeting made it all up?
would be to discuss her ‘new’ remix
album ‘Boombox’. By this time, we would have
become such firm friends that
‘Boombox’ is a collection of remixes I could ask her anything and
from 2000 to now and if you didn’t everything. For instance why she
think that ‘Slow’ could sound any knew nothing about my twenty-
dirtier… you haven’t heard the year long relationship with her?
awesome Chemical Brothers remix. Could we have a new album please
Sadly, it isn’t a new album to make all and possibly ‘Kylie the Musical’? How
our lives that little bit more complete big is Jason Donovan’s winkle? Did she
but privately she would whisper a ever really want to make an album of Boombox
promise… there would be one on Jazz standards? How much glitter really The album features some of Kylie’s
the way soon. In the meantime, there is too much? The questions would be most popular tracks, and a few lesser
is the new stupendously brilliant endless as I basked in our private and known gems, remixed to perfection
title track to keep all the boys up intimate chat. by some of the best dance producers
and jigging to the early hours. When around including Chemical Brothers,
the drinks arrive and the waiter has Fischerspooner, Mylo and Sebastien
With this now beautiful bond Leger. The tracks have been available
picked his jaw off the floor, I would cemented we would skip off hand
ask Kylie why she hadn’t decided to previously, but this is the first time they
in hand through the streets of Soho are available on one release.
release the single ‘Boombox’ as the for a night of disco diva delights
lead from the album. I can see it now- and boys in hot pants, perhaps
Kylie looking like a pop punk, kissing stopping for a quick MacDonald’s Album Out: 5th January released
her teeth and walking through on the way. through Parlophone
fabulous neon graffitied streets of
Well a boy can dream can’t he?
Shoreditch - shouting it out from
To be in with a chance of winning a
the roof tops, make it drop let it rock,
copy of this fab Kylie Remix CD just
baby I’m your Boombox. We could The DVD of Kylie X2008 is also
complete the title of this well known
even dig out the neon hoodies from out now www.kylie.com
Kylie hit. I Believe In ______?
the ‘Fever’ tour. She’d tell me ruefully
it was all beyond her control.
Competition Time
Turn to page 58 for entry details
Photo: Courtesy William Baker © Dovenote

buzz
Manchester
Pride 2009
Manchester Pride, the city's annual lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender
(LGBT) festival, is calling on individuals and organisations to submit
proposals for its 2009 ten-day event.
The festival, which this year raised £105,000 for local HIV and LGBT charities, is seeking everything
from theatre, comedy, music and exhibitions to help showcase LGBT culture and diversity as part of
next year’s celebrations. The team are looking for applications from both commercial and community
based events. Successful applicants will have their event incorporated into Manchester Prides official
schedule, with details appearing in the Guide to Pride 09 and on the festival website.
To download an application pack, visit www.manchesterpride.com (The deadline for inclusion in the Guide to
Pride is 23rd March 2009).
Manchester Pride 2009 Friday 21st - Monday 31st August 2009.
Bournemouth's
Pride Festival
in 2009
Some folk just do not let the grass grow under their feet and
those nice people down in Bournemouth really show the rest of us
up. It has now been revealed that Bourne Free, Bournemouth's Pride
Festival, will be taking over the seaside resort for 3 days in 2009,
from Friday 10th thru Sunday 12th July!
The 2008 event attracted thousands of people from across the UK with a “Support Our
Services” themed parade, a Live Show in the gardens and an extended Street Party. Even
more is planned for 2009, with the Bourne Free Committee already working hard to put
together a packed programme of entertainment and finalising a
unique new theme. Lawrence Roots,
executive committee member,
comments “Every year Bourne Free
gets bigger and better and 2009
will be no exception”. He adds, “The
event has reached a stage where, due
to rapidly growing popularity, we can
make some very exciting changes”.
Book your trip well in advance it looks
like they’re going for a biggie!
Keep up to date with all the latest
news at www.bournefree.co.uk
16 January 2009
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So Anastacia…
So… Simon Savidge… is that really your name? Oh my god that
is like great, I think you are destined for Simon Savidge stardom
that is so sassy… I love it.
Well ‘Anastacia’ is a really cool name…
I know don’t you love it? It is so totally, totally ‘diva’, which I am
not to be honest. My mum so knew when I popped out that
I was gonna be different and she was so right, did I just say
different or difficult (laughs).
Well your Mum was on Broadway and your Dad was a club
singer, so did you think it was always a sure thing that you were
going to be famous?
Oh no, n-n-n-no, no. I didn’t want it at all, I think because it
was so instilled into what I knew from my parents it wasn’t
something I was bothered about in anyway. I mean, they saw
I had a gift with my voice and I guess I knew that it wasn’t
bad (laughs). My mum always said I would mimic people off
the radio so she knew I would do something entertainment-
wise one day. I always thought I sounded like I was on helium
(laughs).
Did you enjoy your singing?
I have never done things that I don’t enjoy, life’s way to short
but when it comes to the business of being told how I should
and shouldn’t look or sound… that has always been the biggest
thorn in my side. I have always said it’s about the voice.
Do you feel you should change all the time?
I think everyone needs to be fluid and be able to do different
genres but at the heart of it, it should always be a reflection
of you. I personally went through a metamorphosis as part of
growing up (laughs) I just grew up later than most. I think every
album I have done has had a different sound to a degree - how
boring would it be for you or for me if it stayed the same. That
Madonna started it all, and Cher of course, always being ahead
of the game and changing, that to me is part of being ‘iconic’
and look at their careers.
Madonna is now doing the whole ‘R&B Diva’ thing, which is odd
as she seems slightly behind.
I think Madonna was way ahead with Confessions because
look… everyone is so into the Euro Pop sound again. I think
Madonna doesn’t care if she is popular or not, her fans love
her regardless and she will make the unpopular - popular and
move on before we even notice it. At the same time, if you listen
to people like Rihanna, who I love, her sound is electro and
pop and I think everything is merging and mixing and that’s
fabulous. I mean, my fans wondered what happened to the
more ‘rockier’ sound that was on my last album. I just say…. I
had cancer and wanted a harder feel to my music.
Do you think we saw a darker side of you?
Totally, I mean, in a way when you are recovering and
everything you still have the darkness. I think I was feeling more
reckless and wanted a sound that showed that. No matter what
Absolutely
people say, when you are an artist your life will seep into your
work. I don’t think I was aware how much it affected everything
at the time I just thought ‘this is my new sound’ and it didn’t
stay. I just wanted everything to be surrounded by guitars.
Tell us about Heavy Rotation.
It’s a really eclectic mix but my favourite song is the title track,
Positively
which I think embodies me and is upbeat and crazy. The whole
album is very ‘happy’… I mean I have a good ballad or three. I
think of it like a book; I want points where people are like ‘oh my
god, I can’t believe that just happened’ I want something that
hits all emotions. This album is also post-cancer. And cancer was
cancer, and Anastacia is super happy right now.
Fabulous!
Now you have a huge gay following…
I love that so much. I know everyone says that but it’s totally
true. You guys get me and I love that. I did G-A-Y, which I loved,
though I had a tummy bug and wasn’t totally on form. I wanna
go back. I sang live though. It’s so nice seeing everyone at those
more intimate gigs though. Why do I have a big gay fan base?
if they
ng woman who looks fabulous and Because I am fabulous (laughs) I’m kidding. I’m waiting to see
Now we all love a good Diva, a stro taci a is one such wom an. Simo n a drag queen of Anastacia though, you have Kylie, Madonna,
Anas
have a good voice how can we resist. with her. .. Cher, Tina Turner, I would love to be included in that line up.
n we sent him to catch up
Savidge almost wept with joy whe Come on queen’s… drag up as me!
The single ‘Absolutely Positively’ is out on 26th January and

the fabulous album ‘Heavy Rotation’ is out now on Mercury
Records. www.anastacia.com

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performance and was really pleased
to see that he and the rest of the
band hadn’t gone all ‘starry’ on us. He
was funny, friendly and chatty, which
is how I remember him from Take
whoop
That’s early days when they’d turn up
at one of my ‘gay club nights’ in their
tight lycra shorts to perform a sexy,
action packed routine to their latest
single. He was saying how he still
appreciated all the attention again
and when Howard popped over to
chat, it was like old times. Howard
was saying how much he enjoyed she says
Happy New Year
DJing and was hopeful that he could so, was more than a little off putting. Hey guys, I’ve been having a load of festive fun here in the big smoke
still perform his sets alongside his Is it necessary I ask? Does it promote the past month! Had a wicked Xmas party in my halls - we decked
Take That commitments. anything but negativity towards our kitchen in decorations, we had name tags, a seating plan, mulled
Peter Kay’s latest incarnation as that artist? It’s a sign of ‘stardom’ that wine the lot – not quite what you see in those posh schools in period
Geraldine was a firm favourite on the really gets my goat. dramas… but it was ace!
show… and it was fun… and maybe Aaaah this month’s been crazy. I had a photo shoot with Fresh Images
this is an exclusive… to see Geraldine in London and got to wear loads of clothes and pose a bit - ha-ha. As
Meanwhile, for those who just cannot
and Cliff deep in conversation and you know… erm… that isn’t me at all… I had to be forced into some
get enough of my hectic lifestyle
giggling like a couple of school girls! really nice outfits but I’m sure you’ll only be interested in the photos of
here’s a heads up on a new series that
When I could prise Cliff away from me in my undies. You’ll have to wait until next month to see the results
starts in February on the Biography
the chuckling chanteuse, I asked but I want to say a BIG thanks to everyone at the studio for being so
Channel – Two Queens and a Castle.
him about the rumour he might be cool… photographer Rafal and Donna who organised the shoot and
It’s a six part series that saw a TV crew
appearing in this year’s Celebrity Big all the make-up and technical guys who made me look and feel terrific.
follow Michael, my partner and myself
Brother. He told me that he liked the It was so much fun – at the end of the shoot, they wanted me to pour
around for the past year. It’s all good
idea and was pleased he’d been asked a bottle of water over my head and let it sensual trickle over my body.
fun and I can heartily recommend it…
but that it wasn’t possible for him to That was the idea but the water was freezing and I think I looked more
but then again I would wouldn’t I?
be involved at the moment. shocked than sexual!
Meanwhile, actor and general I recently filmed my first short film in Tottenham Court Road tube station;
heartthrob Josh Hartnett was there it was all very dramatic and exciting. I played a young businessman who’s
to introduce some of the acts but lost in the station and keeps going around in circles getting more and
was too intimidated by the whole more distressed, it went really well. I hope I pulled ‘panic’ off OK as I’ve been
‘Royal’ event to hang around after lost a couple of time in the underground myself since I came to London. It’s
his ‘bit’. And while we’re on the being entered into the British Amateur film festival amongst many others
subject of Americans... Rihanna… I - get in!
love your music gal but for heaven
As much as I love London, I can’t wait to get back to Cardiff and see
sake… dump the fecking attitude.
all my family and friends! First, though I’m heading off to Tignes to go
Cliff has been at the top of his game
snowboarding for a week!! Yeees! I’m so excited; it’s going to be great! I
for over 50 years and I didn’t see
still haven’t bought my snow gear yet and I’m leaving in a few hours so I’ve
him diss anyone. Britain’s Got Talent
got to get going! So unless I break something pretty important… I’ll see you
winner dancer George Sampson
guys next month!
was obviously excited at being there
surrounded by all those stars and
asked her for an autograph. Turning Have a wicked 2009!
her back and waltzing off and
demanding her cohorts jump when
Dino
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Declan Ben net t is a nam e to watch out for this yea
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George, boy bands and boy
How would you it. It was a real highlight

describe your for me; it was like being
music to people in a play with fucking
who are yet to have great songs rather than a
heard you? musical. Then I got Rent and
(Laughs) Oh god you seriously couldn’t believe it, I
have to think these had auditioned for that before
answers through or you Point Break but they felt I was too
sound really wank. If I says it’s young… so to do that and then do
not like anything else that sounds it on Broadway and on tour in America
wanky, if I describe it in a really edgy was amazing. I had always wanted to be in
way that’s gonna make me sound wanky Rent, I think being gay something really clicked
too. I would say its acoustic pop with a folk with me.
twist. I would say pop poetry, no one’s done that You toured with Boy George last year didn’t you?
yet have they? (Laughs)
Can you believe this I caused controversy at a Boy George gig!?
There was quite a break from your first album to the last one why
How and why?
was that?
(Laughs) Because of the swearing in my music! There was discussion about me
Well after I put the first album out I was diagnosed with testicular cancer, so I kind
having to take the swearing out and I refused as if I didn’t swear on stage and then
of went into this weird zone where I just was all over the place. A situation like that
they bought my album they would be outraged in their living rooms, it was weird.
makes you completely rethink everything and puts you in a very strange place
So then I ended up just saying when I got on stage ‘I am going to swear… sorry’.
physically and mentally. That was a hard time but you get through it and then I was
After meeting him in Taboo we just clicked and that was that.
like, right, time to make another album.
Has being gay yourself given you a large gay audience?
Now this wasn’t your first brush with fame was it as you were also in the boy band
Point Break did you always know you wanted to do music? Do you know what it hasn’t, which I kind of mind and kind of don’t. I am not sure
Yes, I knew from school that that it what I wanted to do. I didn’t really think there you know that’s made me think; maybe I should do a survey on Myspace. I’ll tell you
were any other options. Point Break was a real learning curve for me, in two years I what though despite what people say it’s never been an issue in America with my
learnt so much, I mean we were a manufactured boy band that did okay here and audiences, I think a lot of people are scared of coming out there as there is a big
amazingly in Asia. However, I can count the number of times we sang live in two deal in films more, plus I have my audience who have seen me in Rent etc so they
years, how bad is that? It used to really piss me off. know already and it’s no issue.
You also went into theatre didn’t you?
Yes, after the whole Point Break thing I wanted to do something completely The album ‘An Innocent Evening of Drinking’ is available now, with a follow
Photo: David Angel
different. Straight after Point Break I was actually working in the Sausages & Mash up later in 2009. You can see Declan at The Soho Revue Bar on Thursday 19th
Restaurant on Portobello Road so it’s not all glam but it was the best summer job February. www.declanbennett.co.uk
ever, and I had a hoot. Then I auditioned for Taboo and I got it, I couldn’t believe

REVIEW
FILMby chris amos
Recently voted People
Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive,
hunky Hugh Jackman stars
with Nicole Kidman in the epic
adventure Australia out now.
5The Spirit
Out: 1st January
Adapted from the legendary Will Eisner’s graphic
novels, The Spirit tells the visceral, action-packed
story of a man who fakes his own death and fights
crime from the shadows of Central City. The Octopus
– who kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his
face – has a different mission: he’s going to wipe out
the entire city. The Spirit tracks this cold-hearted
killer from Central City’s rundown warehouses, to
the damp catacombs, to the windswept waterfront...
all the while facing a bevy of beautiful women
who either want to seduce, love or kill our masked
crusader. In the vein of Batman Begins and Sin City,
The Spirit takes us on a sinister, gut-wrenching ride
of a hero who is born, murdered and born again.
Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva
Mendes all star.
10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT

HUGH JACKMAN
1. Has two adopted children; a son, Oscar 7. Once said in an interview with Jay Leno that he
Maxmillian Jackman, in May 2000 and a girl, Ava is a fan of the Friday The 13th film series, and he
Eliot Jackman in July 2005. became an actor because he wanted to play Jason
in one.
2. Met his wife – who is also an actress – while co-
starring in the Australian TV series Correlli (1995). 8. Was School Captain during his final year of high
5Milk
school. Out: 23rd January
3. He was a last-minute addition to the X-Men Academy Award nominee Gus Van Sant directs Academy
cast. Dougray Scott was originally cast as 9. Is left-handed, although often seen doing Award winner Sean Penn as gay-rights icon Harvey Milk.
Wolverine, but Mission: Impossible II required two things right-handed (such as shooting, much like Mr. Milk (1930-1978) was an activist and politician, and
extra months of shooting. actor Keanu Reeves). the first openly gay man to be elected to public office in
4. Favorite curse word is “bullshit”. America; in 1977, he was voted to the city supervisors’
10. Upon meeting Olivia Newton-John (John board of San Francisco. The following year, both he and
5. Won Broadway’s 2004 Tony Award as Best Actor Travolta introduced the two while he and Jackman the city’s mayor George Moscone were shot to death by
(Musical) for his portrayal of gay Australian singer/ were filming Swordfish), he confessed to her that another city supervisor, Dan White. Mr. Milk was previously
songwriter Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz. under his desk in elementary school, there was a the subject of the Academy Award-winning documentary
poster with Newton-John on it, and he would kiss feature The Times of Harvey Milk, but Milk is the first
6. His parents separated when he was 8. His mother the poster every day. non-documentary feature to explore the man’s life and
then moved to England, leaving his father to raise him career. The cast includes super cute James Franco as Milk’s
and his four siblings by himself in Australia. boyfriend and Emile Hirsch as a gay activist. The most
important gay film since Brokeback Mountain... and a bit
of a tear-jerker too.
20 January 2009
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FILM
3The Wrestler
Out: 16th January
A hugely successful professional wrestler in the
late 80’s, Randy “The Ram” Robinson (Oscar-worthy
comeback by Mickey Rourke) now ekes out a
living performing for diehard wrestling fans in
high school gyms and community centres around
New Jersey. Estranged from his daughter, unable
to sustain any real relationships, Randy lives
for the thrill of the show, the adrenalin rush of
combat and the adoration of his remaining fans.
But when he suffers a heart attack in the middle
of a bout, Randy’s doctor tells him he needs to
lay off the steroids and stop wrestling, for good.
Forced out of show business, Randy begins to
evaluate the state of his life. He tries to reconnect
with his daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) and strike
up a romance with aging stripper, Cassidy (Marisa
Tomei). Winner of the Golden Lion award at the
2008 Venice Film Festival this is a heart-warming
drama with Oscar buzz all over it.
Movie Buzz
4Sex Drive The classic 1984 movie Romancing The Stone, which helped
Out: 9th January launch the Hollywood career of Michael Douglas, is set to
With all the heavy dramas on offer this be remade.
month some light relief comes in Sex
Drive. Eighteen-year-old Ian Lafferty sets Google “Proposition 8 Musical”. Hollywood funnyman
out on a cross country drive with his Jack Black plays a heavenly role in America’s gay rights
best friends Lance and Felicia in order movement – he portrays Jesus in an online skit which
to lose his virginity to a red-hot babe mocks California’s decision to ban same-sex marriages. The
he met on the Internet. But the journey, three-minute comedy sketch also stars openly gay actor
filled with hilarious misadventures and Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly and Margaret Cho.
raunchy escapades, teaches all three
more than they expected about life and Veteran actress Meryl Streep is keen to bring movie musical
love. Randy, raucous and unexpectedly Mamma Mia! back to the big screen for a second time – but
romantic, Sex Drive follows three friends only if movie bosses can “get those fabulous boys back”.
on the road trip of a lifetime! For what
it is, Sex Drive is actually a pretty good
comedy worth checking out. Shia LaBeouf is in for more action on the big screen after
movie bosses tapped him to star in an upcoming legal
thriller. The Indiana Jones actor has landed the title role
in the movie version of John Grisham’s new book The
Associate, scheduled to hit shelves in January.
3Slumdog Millionaire
James Franco’s kiss with Sean Penn in Harvey Milk biopic
Out: 9th January Milk left him feeling uncomfortable – because his co-star
Much is being made of Danny Boyle’s (Trainspotting, Sunshine) wanted to act out a full-on love scene. Franco, who plays
latest film and rightly so. This deserves all the awards it wins and is San Francisco politician Milk’s gay lover Scott Smith in
the best British made film of the year and is our pick for Best Film at the Gus Van Sant film, knew he’d have to pucker-up with
this year’s Oscars. Slumdog Millionaire is the story of Jamal Malik, Penn – but was shocked when the director told him the
an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about Oscar winning star wanted to take it further. He tells Elle
to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation magazine, “In the original script I read, there was only one
watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering real kissing scene.” A month after Gus asked me to do it, they
20 million rupees on India’s Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? But sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on
when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion love scene. And I was like, ‘Gus, what the heck?’ He says,
of cheating. Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story ‘Well, it was Sean’s idea’.”
of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their
adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is making secret plans to wed
gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of her boyfriend – and the sexiest man in American sport –
his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show’s Tom Brady in March, according to new reports.
questions. Intrigued by Jamal’s story, the jaded Police Inspector
begins to wonder what a young man with no apparent desire for
riches is really doing on this game show? When the new day dawns British lothario Russell Brand is poised to reprise Dudley
and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and Moore’s lovable rascal Arthur in a remake of the 1981 hit.
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travel
Come to
Cumbria mesmerised Wordsworth and The Helena Thompson Museum (www.
Beatrix Potter. It bore Stan Laurel and htmworkington.com) displays pottery,
Melvyn Bragg - but won’t bore you! It silver, glass and furniture dating from
created Mint Cake and Cumberland Georgian times, recording the social and
Sausage – not to mention gurning! industrial history of Workington and the
area. Once one of the finest manor houses
Cumbria!
in the region, parts of Workington Hall, in
Carlisle the nearby park, are 14th Century.
The Steam Packet Inn (51 Stanley Street,
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has the smallest population but largest steampacket-inn.co.uk) is Cumbria’s only
land area – plus can even boast having
: Adrian Gillan full-time gay venue, rocking through ‘til
an d se a, m ou ntain and lake dest Cumbria! had the first letterbox on mainland Britain! the wee small hours all week long. Try
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r contrasts in Stay at still-elegant Victorian Lakes Court out its notorious FishBowl drinks offering
checks out quee Hotel (Court Square, Carlisle; T: 01228 531 (lemonade, wine and six – yes six – spirits)
951; www.lakescourthotel.co.uk) – out - straws included! Great Sunday lunch
the front of the mail railway station. Nice – with all the trimmings! Heaps of sexy
bar and restaurant. Or, if peckish, try locals. Puts the cum in Cumbria!
nearby Michelangelo’s (www.ristorante-
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fodder. Keswick & The Lakes
In addition to modern Lanes shopping
precinct, browse the award-winning South of Carlisle and east of Workington,
Market Hall - now one of the few the stunningly located small town
remaining covered Victorian markets in of Keswick - nestled on the shores of
the UK. Derwentwater, amidst the Northern Lakes,
Discover times past at the Tullie House in the Lake District National Park - has
Museum & Art Gallery (www.tulliehouse. a wide array of shops, restaurants and
co.uk); Carlisle Castle (www.english- galleries – even a busy theatre (www.
heritage.org.uk/carlislecastle) - fleetingly theatrebythelake.com).
home to Mary Queen of Scots; or Carlisle Explore major lakes (Derwentwater,
Cathedral (www.carlislecathedral.org.uk) Bassenthwaite Lake, Crummock Water,
where Sir Walter Scott married his French Buttermere and Thirlmere) nearby, plus
bride. March in the footsteps of legions, picturesque valleys and unspoilt villages
along the Hadrian’s Wall National Trail - with the mountains of Skiddaw (931m),
(www.historic-carlisle.org.uk) - or even bus Scafell (964m), Scafell Pike (977m) and
it, savouring some of the friendly market Helvellyn (949m) all within easy reach. For
villages en route. Visit the fascinating ruins those less keen on steep ascents, many of
and visitor centre at Birdoswald Roman the smaller hills such as Latrigg (367m),
Fort (www.english-heritage.org.uk). Catbells (445m) or even little Castle Cragg
Check out some of the more gay- near quaint Grange afford splendid views
frequented bars on Botchergate, near the for modest effort. Level lakeside walks
rail station, such as friendly Solo’s and chic abound.
Unit - the latter currently hosting a gay Cast off from any Keswick Launch (www.
night on the first Monday of every month. keswick-launch.co.uk) jetty to take in
wondrous Derwentwater scenery, afloat.
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Workington sites and walks, including Brandelhow
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A half hour’s pleasant train ride west of Friar’s Crag and, of course, lovely Keswick itself.
Carlisle, Workington is an ancient market Stay at Howe Keld (5-7 The Heads, Keswick;
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accommodation booking line: 0845 450 1199
industry and coal mining – and closure of
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Top, Workington; T: 01900 603 400) – a com; www.historic-carlisle.org.uk; www.
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near the town centre, a short walk from
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Bounty (Finkle Street) or Caspian (Derwent are just 3-4 hours away from London
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FITNES
life. For one, it is
This is the probably the worst time to make changes in your
ve and from previou s experien ce, there are very few of us who
highly ineffecti
new promises we
actually stick to them! Only 20% of us actually stick to those
and, tend to fade
make to ourselves. Most resolutions are the same every year,
away come Valentines.
some inside
Don’t let the statistics determine your success. I will offer you
ns remain intact
tips to help you become that 20% and ensure you resolutio
any New Year
and become achievements. Never again will you need to make
resolutions.
your goals and

Develop a Support System - Tell your friends and family about
you will achieve them. Better still, set some mutual goals with your friends
how
progress from time
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to time to ensure you are on top of things.
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Make your Resolutions Attainable - Don’t try to conquer Rome
be realistic and achievab le. Give yourself the best chance possible
goals must
plan to run a Maratho n by March. Aim to particip ate
at achieving them. Don’t
small events you can
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also write
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how you will achieve
achieving them.
down the obstacles you experienced that prevented you from
can not get to
Then set out to minimise them. If work is one reason why you
go for a walk at lunch time or speak with your superior s or HR
a gym, then
e workpla ce health and fitness initiative s.
department to introduc
eating habits does

DON’T DIET!!! - We all know diets don’t work. Changing your
day. Include plenty
not constitute dieting. Eat sensibly. Eat 4-5 smaller meals per
les, protein and minimis e carbohy drates. Do not eliminat e them,
of vegetab
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package, massage or go shopping. Refrain from using food
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Set aside a certain amount of money each day or
aM
also set yourself financial rewards.
meals for the day.
week for getting to the gym X times or eating your five planned
o n
time you ate it. Record
i
Keep a Journal - Write down everything you eat and what
l u t
ture (calories).
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your exercise duration and if possible your total energy expendi
a res
things aren’t going to plan, you can look through your journal and make
When
adjustments accordingly.
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Cruz New Years Eve
Living up to its reputation, as the best night out
in the North, this New Year Manchester’s busiest
Gay Club Cruz 101 hosts two mega parties for
the sexiest clubbers. As we enter 2009 things are
kicking off with an amazing New Year’s Eve Party on
wed 31st December. The club will open a full hour
earlier at 10pm giving you more time to get those
drinks in before counting down the seconds to the
spectacular show at midnight. Miss Cara and co will
be causing mayhem and ensuring your transition
into 2009 is a memorable one. To help you combat
the credit crunch Cruz will be putting on a range of
affordable drink offers including premium doubles
with postmixer £3.80, double Smirnoff Vodbull
£4.20, Carlsberg bottles £2.50 and Baby Blue and
Pink £2.50. Your soundtrack to the evening will
be Pop, Disco, Dance & R’n’B Anthems courtesy of
Almighty Donald and Rob James.
Now in its 8th year on Thursday 1st January Cruz

and Poptastic will be nursing you into 2009 with
the ‘Village Recovery Party’ and the first Back2Back
of the year. John Hamilton and Paul Mcavoy will be
playing the Poptastic brand of Pop, Disco, Dance
and RnB upstairs in Cruz while downstairs in the
Sub depths Rob James plays Progressive and Funky
House. Check out the Cruz advert in this edition
of Bent for Credit Crunch Busting Vouchers valid
throughout January with reduced entry and cheap
drink offers.
If you were one of the lucky ones to buy a Cruz Early

Bird New Year’s Eve ticket make sure you keep hold of
them after the event as these tickets give you entry to
the club throughout January at members prices.
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no r t h
New Year Essentials
With our sexy boys and delicious dancers,
and of course the Essential muscle boys
why not make a date to join our New
Year at Essential with celebrity host
Chrissy Darling and her Door Dolls. It’s
the biggest party in Manchester and as
it’s an all-nighter the place will be rockin’
right thru 10pm til 7am. Essential and its
sister bar Queer are always ahead of the
game when it comes to giving their super
sexy customers all the things they want…
so start the year with a few positive
resolutions and make Essential part of
your fantastic 2009.
Visit www.essentialmanchester.com for
photos from the club and details of all
up-coming events.
What a night
Eat your hats X Factor thingy, Via in
Manchester had some budding singing
stars in the making at their recent Corona
Challenge Karaoke Final… and boy could
they sing… well… most of them could
anyway. Even the ones that didn’t make
the top three were pretty good - choosing
an incredible range of songs from Sinatra
to Snow Patrol.
With £500 in cash prizes up for grabs,
Via was packed with the finalists, their
supporters and a huge crowd just
wanting to be there for the spectacle.
Needless to say, manager Tony and his
team didn’t disappoint by putting on a
fab nights entertainment. However, there
could be only one supreme winner and
that was Neil who sang a couple of pretty
good RnB numbers and walked off with
the coveted title and a £250 cash prize.
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north
Celebration
Prepare yourself for the definitive party
night of the year, from 9pm to 9am - don
those glad rags for the grand finale to
2008, and welcome in 2009 in style; as the
Flamingo brings you the ultimate end of
year extravaganza. Expect nothing less
than an astounding night packed with
style. Enjoy uplifting anthems, memorable
classics, a stunning light and visual
production, the Flamingo dancers and
entertainers, and a live performance from
the voice of the Freemasons, Katherine
Ellis – making a welcome return to Flamingo
bringing her inimitable style and glamour
to the best party in town. Advance tickets
are now on sale for only £12 (saving £3),
by calling the booking office on 01253
624901, but hurry they are selling fast.
For those party animals amongst you,
the party continues after 9am with the
breakfast club at The Flying Handbag. But
no time to rest after this frenetic celebration
as Angie Brown is live on stage on New
Year’s Day, and Friday 2nd January sees X
Factor finalist the Spanish singing siren
Ruth Lorenzo entertain the crowds. With
an enviable 26 years long reputation of
bringing you the finest of entertainment,
and the biggest nights in town, there is only
one place to visit this New Year – Flamingo
Blackpool.
32 January 2009
Photos: Darrell Hirst
north
TAURUS
Come to Taurus on New Year’s Eve and
spend the night getting all the gossip
with Polly. See in 2009 as we light up
the sky with our fantastic midnight
firework display ‘
Don’t be alone at midnight ! Free Entry
! Hot boys and lots more delights!
As the countdown begins Polly, Ian
and the Team will be on hand to give
that lovely warm body rush to help
greet the first day of a new year.
And of course we do thank you for the
kind support and custom in 2008 ‘ and
will bring more of the same in 2009…
plus… a few surprises along the way !
34 January 2009
north
Organic
Every Saturday a visit to Spirit in
Manchester makes for an Organic
night. One of the city’s leading after-
hours clubs has Funky House high on
the agenda with a team of DJs led by
the brilliant Gregg Holden and the
inspired Nik Denton
On New Year’s Eve they host the post
Federation Party where they are joined
by Ben Hamilton, Babyjane and a
special guest who will be announced
before the event. Organic will be
keeping their door price the same
as always £6.00 with a ticket stub/
discount voucher or £7.00 without.
If you would like to know more on
Organic and what they get up to when
most people are asleep… check our
their myspace group www.myspace.
com/oranic.
36 January 2009
Photo: ChrisGeary.com
north
38 January 2009
north
Manto Makeover
Manto Bar on Manchester’s world
famous Canal Street first opened its
doors to the gay community back in
1991. Over the years the name may
have changed a few times but to those
who have loved this venue from the
very beginning it has always been
known as Manto’s. As it fast approaches
a landmark date that few only ever
dream of, Manto Bar has under-gone
a make-over and put itself back on the
map. The dreary dark coloured decor has
been replaced with an array of colours
and designs that make it look unique
and very much a part of the gay village.
In addition, they have added a cool
playstation area where customers can
play the latest games and have fun. This
corner of the bar also comes with multi-
coloured bean bags so you can relax and
unwind with your friends.
Not only has the venue been
modernised, but there are also some
fantastic drinks promotions available
from the bar. With a new range of
shooters (30 in total) and a selection
of great tasting cocktails that are 2-4-1
from Sunday - Thursday before 9pm the
venue is definitely aiming at gay people
in a way it never has before. They even
have their own draft lager called Poof
Juice (4.1%) on sale for only £2.25.
Under the new ownership of Craig
Mathewson, we’re told all this is
only part 1 of a 3 part phase in the
redevelopment of Manto Bar. So it
makes you wonder what else is in store
in the future!
Manto Bar will be celebrating its 18th
Birthday on Friday 30th January 2009
and promises to bring you a spectacular
night with a live P.A., great giveaways
and special drink promotions on the
night. Top that off with a 25% discount
campaign running throughout January
and you know you’re going to have a
great start to the year with Manto Bar.
40 January 2009
north
Photo: Mark Hawkins
New Year's Eve with

a Mission
Set to take the clubbers of Leeds from
2008 well into 2009 - Mission is having a
Fairytale themed NY eve, with the Homo
boys and Vanilla (of Manchester) girls.
With Scott Kelly (Climax, Sheffield) in the
POP room giving some cheesy poptastic
hits, Mark Park (Funky Dory) releasing
the best in funky vocal and up lifting
Fed heads into the house, and DJ Riv of Vanilla crunching
the dirty and lively Indie, rock combo.
New Year The full club is open for the New Year’s
New Year’s Eve. Join us for the party of extravaganza that appeals to every
the year as Federation explodes into style you can imagine and with the Ice
2009 in style with residents DJs Gregg cannons getting you ready for the best
Holden, Jason Guy and Nik Denton with countdown in the north of England, we
some of the biggest tracks of 2008 and are going to blow you away with the
some future anthems yet to come in experience, on the one night of the year
2009 plus the return of our entertainers you don’t want to forget.
and dancers with full stage shows,
awesome new lasers, sound system and
Opening at 21.00 till super late and
special effects. The count down to 2009
admission prices in advance only £8
comes courtesy of some very special
(Available @ Fibre, www.ticketweb.co.uk
celebrities.
0844 477 1000, Clone Zone and Mission)
and only £10 on the night with selected
For more info and tickets go to www.
drinks £2.50, it’s the Homo place to be
clubfederation.com or join our official
this New Years Eve.
facebook group.
New Years Eve – Wednesday 31st

December 08/09
10pm until 4am
@ The Ritz, Whitworth Street,
Manchester.
42 January 2009
north Photo: Darrell Hirst
Rat Pack at the

Viaduct
The year ends with a flourish at the
Viaduct in Leeds as it goes all Pink on
28th December for a charity fund raiser.
Tribute acts and a Pink theme will
guarantee a night to remember so frock
up and wear Pink. Meanwhile, the venue
has definitely come up with a fantastic
New Year’s Eve celebration featuring the
music of the Rat Pack. Robbie Williams
and a host of other contemporary stars
have tried to emulate the greats like
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy
Davis Jnr but the guys themselves were
legends. The Viaduct has a ‘Sinatra’
singing those fabulous tunes and the
entire evening is given over to a Las
Vegas feel. Free nibbles, champagne and
a fun casino will add to the merriment
of a fabulous 50s inspired night. You
are encouraged to come as one of those
super sexy superstars of the 50s – think
classy and sparkly.
Tickets are on sale now so contact the
venue to reserve your place.
The New Year sees a few changes to the

DJ line up but the place will still have
that fun buzz it has become famous for.
Thursday and Sunday will see Miss
Carla Jackson bringing her undoubted
talents to tease and taunt her audience.
Friday has the incorrigible Lucy Lastic
treating us all to loads of silly games and
giveaways. Sunday… yes you guessed
it, the fantastic Anna Glypta will be on
hand to play those rocking, poppy, disco
hits that everyone loves.
Check out the Viaduct myspace for all
the latest news and gossip.
Hayley and the team say they would like

to thank all their customers who have
made the Viaduct one of the busiest
places on the Leeds gay scene and wish
all those friends a fantabulous 2009
Viaduct, Lower Biggate, Leeds

Tel: 0113 391 2741
44 January 2009
north
Court in the Pink
pounder
Due to popular demand Queens Court
is pleased to announce the return of
“PinkPounder” every Thursday night
from 8pm until 3am. Expect a trendy
crowd of sexy boys and hip girls,
whipped into a froth by DJ Scott Kelly of
Homo and Climax. There are two dance
floors where the music policy promises
to be funky, slick and fresh, with a
commercial soundtrack perfect for all
those who like to start their weekend
early. Dirt-cheap “beat the credit crunch”
drinks are available all night, including
premium spirits such as Smirnoff and
Bacardi and a top range of draught
beverages. Door tax is £2 before 10pm
and £3 after, half price with NUS card.
Drag host Chelsea Denton will be on
hand to greet guests at the door and
ensure everyone has a glamorous night,
in her own inimitable way. So party the
night away with style from 8pm to 3am
at Queens Court Leeds.
Don’t miss out on Queens Court’s happy
hour every day between 5pm and 8pm
when all drinks are virtually half price!
Queens Court, Lower Biggate, Leeds
Tel: 0113 245 9449
46 January 2009
Sauna Guide
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Plastic Ivy
Sauna: New
January Offers
Feeling drained and exhausted after the chaos of Christmas? Why not treat yourself to a
relaxing sauna, steam and Jacuzzi at Plastic Ivy in Dewsbury. With a range of discounted
entry prices, and free membership throughout January, you’ll be sure to start the new
year in a relaxed mood, or a raunchy one - if you’ve got the energy!
If you haven’t been before, Plastic Ivy is a busy, clean, and stylish sauna located just
outside of Leeds next to the motorways, and is very popular with married & bi guys, as
well as those wanting discretion.
The new year sees the continuation of the successful ‘Discount Thursdays @ Ivy’, where
entry is reduced all day for everyone. On top of this, all evenings after 6pm are still just
£5 in - something that’s proving very popular with those looking for a quick stop off just
after work or college.
You can find Plastic Ivy on the web where you can check out the special offers, Christmas
opening times and photos of this discrete and friendly venue. So what are you waiting
for, go on, treat yourself, and your wallet too.
www.plasticivy.co.uk | Open every day except Tuesdays | 12noon-11pm | 33 Leeds Rd,

Dewsbury, WF12 7BB | 01924 455 600
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Discreet fun
The Pipeworks in Glasgow is situated in a discreet location within easy walking distance of the city’s main gay venues.
Inside you’ll find excellent facilities maintained to a very high standard with hygiene and customer service being the
top priorities in this establishment. The staff are welcoming and friendly. The huge 25-man stainless steel spa pool is
the hub of the club and along with the 20-man dry sauna and 20-man steam room there’s lots of space to get all hot
and bothered. The Pipeworks also boasts individual rest rooms, some for the more adventurous (prison cell anyone?),
and some even fitted with their own plasma TV screens. The sling room, dark room and glory holes get their fair
share of action too. The internet cafe and TV lounge are always busy with lots of guys of all ages and with the newly
extended weekend opening hours (open ‘til 9am every Saturday & Sunday morning) there is now even more time to
explore, relax and unwind in this stylish and friendly environment.
Pipeworks: Tel: 0141 552 5502
50 January 2009
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Fridays to Mondays - Gay male/female

and their friends. Highly recommended
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Men only, NO DRESS CODE
Usual facilities in all rooms. Close to scene
and shops etc. Most rooms
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www.westfieldhousehotel.co.uk
[email protected]
Concessions to The Flamingo and Aqua Sauna
52 January 2009
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Hotel Rosamar
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area of Palma known as El Terreno. This “barrio” in the sixties was
where all the hotels, restaurants and bars were established as it
was not until the late seventies that areas such as Magaluf and
Arenal became popular near the sea. El Terreno was where the
rich of Palma had their holiday homes and there used to be direct
access to the sea but that has all long gone with the creation of
the Paseo Maritimo, a man made, six-lane road running the length
of the sea front. Within easy walking distance of the Rosamar are
several gay bars and venues, elsewhere in Palma you can count on
another ten gay or gay friendly establishments. Amongst all this
the Hotel Rosamar carries on with its relaxed, easy atmosphere and
reputation second to non for cleanliness. The plants and trees on
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REVIEW
Story
My tenth reading of the day and

still only 9am. Most people were
already out at work or hadn’t got
it was
either
up yet so
rang the Taking a
reading
when I knocked on their door or
or some
bell I’m either greeted with silence
g woken
grumpy person, annoyed at bein
I’ve been
early, reluctantly beckoning me in.
mete rs now for the last 6 mon ths,
reading
finished
a job I was grateful to get having
I wanted to
University but with no idea what
useless, as
do. My Sociology degree seemed
everyone appeared to have one and
getting
ined. By Les Lea
a job had proved harder than I imag
came up I
Therefore, when this opportunity
you had
grabbed it. It wasn’t hard work but
fulfil a quot a ever y day so you’r e working
to
.
against the clock nearly all the time
to post
I knocked again, I was just about
g the
a card through the letterbox tellin
door
homeowner I had called, when the
ted me.
opened, and an absolute vision gree
was all musc ular and
His huge black body
only
seemed to gleam close-up. He was
shorts
wearing a tiny pair of shiny red silky
pushing
and I could see a very nice outline
me
against the revealing fabric. He saw
ogy, "I
looking and said without any apol
He allowed
always wake up with a hard-on."
and poin ted towa rds a smal l door under
me in
the stairs.
about my
"With your body," I fawned as I set
up alone." I
task, "I bet you don't often wake
the dark
felt cheekily brave as I peered into
ses of the cupb oard strug gling with
reces
mfortable
my torch… and my suddenly unco
grey work
dick as it tried to escape from my
hand-held
pants. I tapped the details in to my
dimly lit
computer and emerged from that
developing
space slightly embarrassed at my
Who am I
stiffy. I hoped he wouldn’t notice.
ling my arse
kidding? I’d been bent over wagg
e illusive
around whilst searching for thos
d my tight but
numbers and hoped that he foun
ely bum enou gh of a turn on. As I turned
shap
and tell him I’d comp leted what I
to face him
he flexe d his musc les and posed
needed to do
like it?"
as a strongman for a second. "You
r superbly
"Sure," I enthused, taking in his rathe
lope d body , "and I bet it take s quite a bit of
deve
work to keep it like that."
smiled.
"I was talking about my cock," he
glan ce at that lewd ly deve loping shiny
A quick
red pouch had me hotter than hell.
like a good
"So was I" I quickly lied, it seemed
I could see
response. He looked me over and
. Eventually
there was plenty going on in his head
dow n to my crotc h and obse rved
he scan ned
g a simil ar react ion to this early
I was havin
ugh my
morning situation as he was. Altho
with the
work uniform is pretty drab, all grey
the back of
company logo printed in yellow on
rent story.
the shirt, the pants are a whole diffe
y, only the
Tight and cheaply shiny… apparentl
any, and
best polyester would do for the comp
nd my bum
I wore them well. They formed arou
, and my not
and my slim hips an absolute treat
ntial crotc h, give me a sexy workman
unsubsta
plen ty of look s from both women
look. I’d had us
poke d arou nd in their vario
and men as I’d
the correct
cupboards and closets looking for
y people
meters; you’d be surprised how man
ted in their own
have no idea where they are situa
I look hot…
home. I digress. The point is… I know
of connection
and I was hoping to make some kind
on this occasion.
since I'd
His bulge had grown considerably
still on my knees
entered his home and whilst I was
see he’d made a
crawling out of the closet I could
of his shorts
decision. He tugged down the front
bing cock.
and out sprang his goliath of a throb
.. I'm in urgent
"You’d better take a reading on this.
need to plug something!"
56 January 2009
B e a uty
D V IC E & C O M MENT
A
simon & b eyonce Find more out about Simon or
message him your problems at
Simon
www.myspace.com/simonsavidge
and the
Dear Simon
says… Dear Steve,
freaks
I don’t know if you can help me but It is a wrongly held belief that if
I’d love to be in a porn movie. I want you’re in a relationship that sex is
to spend my days having non-stop all you really get up to. Though it
sex and showing off in front of the is indeed part of a relationship you
camera. I have made quite a few little will have dry spells and times where
private videos for my own use and jobs, social lives or even being just
just love performing. Problem is, I’m plain knackered will come into play.
quite short and haven’t got a huge If anything it shows you are both
cock - although I am quite slim and comfortable enough not to base the
developing tight abs… and eager to relationship on sex alone. If this is
MAN TROUBLE
do whatever it takes to appear in a something that is truly bothering you
really hard core porn video. My mate then simply talk to him. As for jump
thinks I’m mad, saying I’d just end up starting the sex again I would advise
a scrubber taking dick for a couple you to think of his deepest fantasy
of quid a go… but why isn’t there an and times it by ten.
XXX Factor where I could audition
My friends always seem to end up with fortnight, he’s probably a desperate serial
and get a professional opinion? Dear Simon, toxic guys who only leave them in a state. monogamist willing to jump headfirst
Anon, Manchester My best friend and I have this thing I try to tell them, but it’s like throwing into any doomed relationship he can get
of acting as a couple when we go out snowballs in a blizzard at the North Pole. his hands on. Pity the poor suckers who
Dear Anon, - having a bit of a laugh and causing There are many ways to distinguish a toxic end up with his rapid cycling bi-polar and
Down in the depths of London there a scene. The thing is, one night we man, so take heed. self-harming mood-swings for more than
was once indeed a thing such as actually ended up kissing and some a month.
Porn Idol but that seems to have feelings emerged for both of us. If he’s ten years older than you, he If he makes you clean up his piss from the
disappeared of late. From what I have However, it seems to have all soured probably thinks of you as ten years white carpets after a tragically messy night
heard I don’t think it is ‘taking dick and though we are still going out as younger. Which means he either sees you out, or if he makes you pay his bills and
for a couple of quid’, if you are good mates it always ends in bickering and as immature and childish, so you should have sex on demand, whilst giving you
you can earn a fair amount. My advice one of us storming off. I don’t want to dump him before he dumps you, or he nothing in return except the clap, he likely
would be to contact companies loose him as a friend, cos I think he is sees you as some easy-to-manipulate boy sees you as a maid/parent/slave and not
such as Triga, indeed most porn amazing but I don’t know if I could be cock he can fuck at whim and abuse as he the equal you (maybe) deserve to be. Then
sites have details on how to audition faithful to him if we were together. pleases. Grab a whip and show him who’s again, if you agree to do it you deserve
and what they require. I don’t think Ray, London boss. everything you get.
size is always a big deal, excuse the If you love him but he doesn’t love you,
pun, I think it’s more aesthetics… Dear Ray, then that’s a clear sign you should get With that in mind, it’s always worth
depending on what your role is and a grip. If he, despite knowing how you carrying a waterpistol in your Vivienne
In all honesty this sounds like a bit of
who is making the film. Good luck feel, still offers to shag you, slit the smug Westwood pirate boots (which are almost
a nightmare waiting to happen. Not
with it all. bastard’s throat and steal his Gucci loafers as out of fashion now as that neck-
too sure why you want to pretend to
be a couple and end up quarrelling… to sell on eBay. He’s clearly using you for scarf thing), just so you can fend of the
Dear Simon, is this some sort of ‘performance art’? his own perverse amusement and has total clamouring masses of toxic boyfriends,
For the past few months my Despite most gay men saying they disregard for how you feel. who roam the clubs like zombies wanting
boyfriend and I have been having don’t equate sex and kissing with If he gives you an STD six months after you to leech you of any fabulousness you may
less and less sex. I’m worried that emotions there is some involved both checked out clean, he’s obviously possess. As soon as they display any of the
we’re losing attraction and he is somewhere, it’s just some people cheating. Put a needle under your tongue above symptoms, aim for the head and
getting bored. We have been living are just better at dealing with these right before you go to give him his next then get out of there ASAP. Whatever you
together for a few years now and this feelings than others. I guess you blowjob. You get top points if you can slide do, don’t whinge to your mates, in case
is the first time we’ve had a problem. could become fuck buddies but it down his urethra before he notices. they decide to shoot you instead.
Beyoncé
Sometimes there are even weeks that could open a whole new can If he spends all his time with his ex-
that we don’t do it. I know we have of worms which could ruin your boyfriend but ignores you, even on Ignore these words of wisdom at your own
stressful jobs and usually get home friendship forever. You need to decide Valentine’s Day, then chances are he’s peril.
very late and tired but I was hoping just what it is you want from this boning the ex. Especially if you don’t have
you could give me some suggestions mate… instead of playing dumb sex anymore, you have to call him first and
to jump start our sex life. games. he plans weekends away with the scabby
Steve, Bradford queen he used to go out with.
Similar to above, if he always talks about xxx
his exes and tells you he loves you after a
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STARS
JANUARY Philip has just started to write detailed monthly travel
horoscopes in addition to his existing content of weekly
love & gay horoscopes, daily horoscopes and weekly &
monthly in depth scripts for phone lines.
Aries (Mar21/Apr20)
relationship will work out as the weeks wear on. You
Illustrations: Oliver Weiss/oweiss.com
will feel more in charge of your life by the end of the

month after a heart-to-heart.
Don’t do anything stupid as 2009 begins, just because
Libra (Sept24/Oct23)
you’re feeling bored. Before you know it, life will get
hectic and you will wonder why you didn’t enjoy the
peace while you had the chance! You’ve always been
fond of a challenge but avoid anything too risky or Your ruler Venus gives your career prospects a helpful
dangerous. Resolve to learn a skill over the months nudge as it changes signs. Everything’s now going
ahead such as a language, photography or go for a in the right direction. An old skill you haven’t used in
subject that might help enhance your career. It is not years could come in useful these next few weeks. You
the time to make drastic changes in your love life. might also be creative this January if you’re trying
to spice up romance. Your partner will appreciate
Taurus (Apr21/May21)
the little things you do for him like running a bath,
washing his back, preparing a candlelight supper.
Single? You aren’t imagining it if you feel a friend of a
With emphasis on your travel zone, ideally you’d love friend fancies you.
Capricorn (Dec22/Jan20)
to get away from it all. You aren’t at ease with yourself
Give a new relationship a chance. You aren’t

feeling so restless but you can’t ignore a need for
something different either. Rather than make changes
at the last moment, plan ahead for 2009 and you will
Scorpio (Oct24/Nov22)
Something’s holding you back; you suspect someone
going to become best mates over night but in feel more confident. You might enjoy a real mind- is promising more than they can deliver. Give
time this could be a strong and binding union. expanding experience as January comes to a close. yourself some time to find out whether your instincts
There’ll also be something fun going on to amuse you are correct. Partners and friends are fun-loving
Events this January could bring some upheaval too! over the month ahead and you feel you can speak
and big changes are ahead. This will make you your mind in close relationships without fear of
feel nervous and slightly irritable too. Even if you
accept changes will be for the better, they’ll still Gemini (May22/June21)
being misunderstood. You’re starting to feel more
optimistic about a new romance now.
Sagittarius (Nov23/Dec21)
take a bit of getting used to! If all the interesting things seem to be happening to
your friends or your partner; don’t let them see you feel
resentful. Your disappointment is only temporary as
there’s plenty opportunity on the way for you to start Your ruler, Jupiter moves into Aquarius as the month
enjoying life too. Watch a tendency to go overboard on begins. Relationships with siblings and neighbours
your spending this January. Single? Whether it’s giving will show definite signs of improvement. If you’re
up your place in the grocery line, smiling at the guy a student, learning will come so much easier
serving your coffee or giving a neighbour a lift, romance over the months ahead. In a close relationship it’s
could spring up unexpectedly. important to be who you are and seek your own
happiness first. Don’t feel you must make sacrifices
Cancer (Jun22/Jul23)
for a partner. To do this you will place a major burden
on him; partnerships thrive where there is a balance
of give-and-take.
Let go and enjoy yourself especially if your partner
Aquarius (Jan21/Feb19)
is trying to persuade you to have some fun. As 2009
begins, indulge your romantic and sexual fantasies
and share your feelings to get the best out of your
relationship. If your partner needs some space later You will love it if you have met someone who
in the month, be sure to step back and oblige. After is spontaneous, easy-going and thoughtful. A
all, relationships aren’t bound with the expectation partnership is getting better and better this January.
07/01 Nicolas Cage that a partner is responsible to make you whole. You might chose to do things he won’t expect to
Celebrity Scorpio It will be good to let him see you’re happy to be keep him wanting more. Leave him a note on what
08/01 David Bowie you might do together if he comes home early one
independent for a wee while too.
22/12 Noel Edmonds 09/01Joely Richardson day. Think of things you will both enjoy over the
Leo (Jul24/Aug23)
23/12 Carol Smillie 10/01 Rod Stewart weeks ahead. You’re putting your heart and soul into
making this relationship work and you can be sure
24/12 Ricky Martin 11/01 Mary J. Blige your partner appreciates this.
25/12 Annie Lennox 12/01 Melanie “Sporty Someone you meet this January could bring you luck in
Pisces (Fed20/Mar20)
Spice” Chisholm an unexpected way. You’re inspired by visions of a new
26/12 Jared Leto romance if you are single. If you are half of a duo, your
27/12 Gerard Depardieu 13/01Orlando Bloom ideas for the future are changing as relationships show
28/12 Denzel 14/01 LL Cool J signs of moving on to new levels. It’s worth spending Press ahead with your most cherished wishes
time with a partner revising and coming to terms with over the weeks ahead. Make it your aim to fulfil a
Washington 15/01 Dr. Martin Luther
new joint goals. Someone needs you around the 16th. lifelong ambition in 2009. This January, you have
29/12 Jude Law King, Jr. plenty reason to be excited about the future. A
Make yourself available.
30/12 Tiger Woods 16/01 Kate Moss close relationship is not destined to disappointment
Virgo (Aug24/Sept23)
31/12 Anthony Hopkins 17/01 Jim Carrey or imminent failure just because you’ve not been
seeing a lot of each other lately. Once you get
01/01 Cate Blanchett 18/01 Samantha Mumba together, you have plenty to talk about and share. A
02/01 Cuba Gooding Jr. 19/01 Dolly Parton With Venus moving into your opposite sign expect busy social life will put you in touch with people who
20/01 Will Young to feel a stronger than usual desire for enduring might help you achieve your goals.
03/01 Mel Gibson
relationships. If your partner’s acting a little strangely,
04/01 Michael Stipe be patient and ask him how he’s feeling. If he doesn’t
05/01 Marilyn Manson want to talk, don’t worry, if the love is still there, your
06/01 Rowan Atkinson
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