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Bev3r@ges
Mountain Dew..........................$2.50
A drink found in the homes of frequent gamers all over as a refreshing beverage for some hardcore late night gaming.
Health Potion...$7.00
A very common drink found all over the universe used entirely to heal the wounded and revive the dead.
Mana Potion..$7.00
A popular drink found in frequently in the hands of magic users as a way to quickly regenerate Mana.
Amnesia Drink..$24.25
The Amnesia Drink was used by Alexander and Daniel on the prisoners brought to Brennenburg Castle, to make them forget
the terrible pain of the torture sessions carried out to harvest Vitae. The amount of Vitae extracted depends greatly by
their "performance" but the most important thing is to instill as much terror as possible in the victim.
Serrice Ice Brandy..$25.50
A rare and delicious drink very popular in the Normandy.
Atomic Punch..$50.00
Upon consumption, Bonk! Atomic Punch provides invincibility from most incoming damage to the user for 8 seconds. This
item does not, however, protect from environmental damage or telefragging.
Perk-a-Cola..$20.00
Each drink gives the user a perk to help them survive and fend off swarming zombie hordes if such a situation occurs.
Individual Colas: Juggernog, Speed Cola, Quick Revive, Double Tap Root Beer, Double Tap II Root Beer, PhD Flopper, Stamin-
Up, Deadshot Daiquiri, Mule Kick, Tombstone Soda, Who's Who, Electric Cherry, and Vulture Aid.
Nuka-Cola.20 Caps
Nuka-Cola was the most popular soft drink in the world before the Great War. After the War, many bottles of this pre-War
favorite still survived, and Nuka-Cola remains one of the most popular soft drinks of the post-apocalyptic world.
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Food
Fire Flower.$2.00
A flower found in the Mushroom Kingdom that grants the consumer the ability to harness fire and send flaming projectiles
from the hands.
Finktons Baked Beans..$4.00
The (apparent) staple of the student diet, and now also of the minority workers in Finktons Shanty-town. Frankly, its rather
impressive the Vox Populi are starving at all what with the copious amount of food (and money) they seem to throw away in
their bins.
Grandmas Elixir Soup..20 Ruppees
This healthy soup Links grandmother makes replenishes all of your life energy and magic power! Your attack power also
doubles until the first time you take damage! Now THAT is one hearty soup! And Links kind old grandmother filled your
bottle so full that there's two helpings inside! Isn't she the sweetest?"
Rock Sirloin...32 Ruppees
Rock Sirloin is a delicacy among the Gorons. Due to a curse placed on Snowhead, a perpetual and intense winter has buried
the Gorons' sources of Rock Sirloin beneath the ice, cutting off the supply of this now rare delicacy.
Snowberry Crostata5 Gold
Snowberries are toxic today, but a Blueberry Crostata with decadent raspberry sauce is a delicious (and non-poisonous!)
substitute.
Golden Apple.$42 Emeralds
In a world made of blocks, no one food is greater than the golden apple forged with the freshest apple in the storage crates
and 8 ingots of pure gold.
Vercupti of sgazza boleruue..Credits 245
Vercupti of sgazza boleruue was an unidentifiable dish served at the Jedi Temple. This dish originally brought Obi-Wan
Kenobi to try Dex's Diner. It was made of insect meat, tubers, dough, and Dexter's secret ingredient, lubricating oil.
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Fish Fingers and Custard..$14.20
A classic favorite of the Eleventh incarnation of the Doctor.
Reach Moa Burger$22.00
The Reach Moa Burger is a delicious delicacy harvested from the rare bird known as Moa ,found on only a select few of
planets, that inhabit Reachs forests and mountains.











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Deserts
Repulsion Gel.$74.35
Used as far back as 1953 by Aperture Science, the Repulsion Gel is the company's first attempt at a dietetic pudding
substitute. The gel, a bright blue color, is said to be a sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation. Its
purpose was to cause subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's distended stomach and out
of their mouth. However, for various reasons, the product was also pulled from the shelves like the Propulsion Gel, and
reconverted into a testing element for use with the Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, the forerunner of
the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Prepulsion Gel.$82.95
Used as far back as 1971 by Aperture Science, this orange and supposedly sweet and largely non-toxic liquid of fiberglass
insulation was originally to serve as a diet aid, serving as a dietetic pudding substitute and marketed under the name
"Propulsion Pudding". Its purpose was to increase the velocity of any food following it through the digestive tract, leaving
the body no time to absorb calories. However it was pulled from shelves when it was discovered that digestion plays
several crucial roles in the eating process, such as breaking food into manageable chunks before being violently expelled
from the human body. The Propulsion Pudding was subsequently renamed "Propulsion Gel", and made for use with the
ASHPD in Test Chambers instead, while another attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute, the Repulsion Gel, was tested.
Conversion Gel.$497
Conversion Gel is a white fluid that allows the Portal gun to place portals on surfaces that would normally be unfit for
placing portals. Several areas in the Condemned Testing Facility seem to indicate that the Conversion Gel was used to paint
all further testing facilities, explaining how only white-painted walls were affected by the Portal Gun.
According to a pre-recorded message from Cave Johnson, the Conversion Gel is made up of ground-up Moon rocks, as they
are an excellent portal-conducting surface, although contributing to Cave's death due to being poisonous.
Black Forest Cake...24.95
A delicious cake commonly associated with Aperture Laboratories
Notched Apple$500.00
Legend Speaks of a gift given to a world made of blocks. A gift from the creator himself. A Golden Apple summoned from the
code by the great Notch will grant an individual soul the power of infinite immortality