Kevin Clears His Personal Cellar

You do not want to miss this! Kevin will clear out his personal
cellar--filled with rare and vintage bottles--for this eight-course,
tapas-style dinner at Hay Merchant. The $125 ticket includes
food and gratuity--Kevin is donating the beer (tax is additional).
All beers will be revealed at the dinner. No hints ahead of time!
Tickets available now at Hay Merchant.
*Late Night Food Happy Hour: $3 nightly
11pm to 1am (regular menu
always)

FOOD TIL 1AM DAILY

TO~GO ORDERS CALL 713.528.9805

THE CEASE & DESIST BURGER

Chicken Sandwich.......................................$11

Always $10 with hand cut fries

East Carolina Style BBQ Pork Sandwich...$9

*Warm Pretzel.............................................$6
With a Redneck cheddar cheese dip. Why Knot?

*Crispy Pig Ears..........................................$6

Spicy, sweet, crispy and addictive.

House Made Wagyu Beef Jerky..................$6

Beef jerky and beer. Crispy, chewy, full of flavor.

Twice the meat, twice the cheese,

but not too big to affect your girlish figure.
Hopefully next door wont sue us for the name.
Black Bean Olive Veggie Burger Available

Blackbirds Cajun Meat Pies.......................$9

Crispy little pies made in house...kinda, with a
creamy cilantro dressing. Ask your server about
the story.

Nacho Fries...................................................$11
Taco meat, refried black beans, cheddar cheese
and Redneck cheese sauce, cilantro sauce, red
onions and jalapenos.

Spicy Chicken Tenders.................................$8

Served with hand cut fries and honey mustard.

*HUGE Corn Dog..........................................$9

A house battered Hebrew National hot dog
served with hand cut fries.

Chicken Fried Steak....................................$15

With buttermilk whipped potatoes & cream gravy.
Listen to your fat side and add a biscuit for $2.

Bad-Ass Bowl of Gumbo.............................$9

Without rice...just like our beers. Chicken and
andouille sausage gumbo with a Blacksmith
scratch biscuit.

WINGS! WINGS! WINGS! WINGS!

How many you want?

6 (choice of 1 sauce)...................................................$6
12 (choice of 2 sauces).............................................$12
30 (choice of 3 sauces).............................................$28
60 (choice of 4 sauces).............................................$55
PB&J
Not what you expect Spicy
Gochujang
Red chili sauce

Be sure to call about special party pack pricing!

Seared Salmon...........................................$16
With seasonal vegetables tossed with lemon,
olive oil and Israeli cous cous.

Seasonal Salad..............................................$8
It has greens, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots,
cojita cheese and red wine vinaigrette.
Add chicken $6, shrimp $7, or salmon $8.

Hay Merchants Simple Hummus...............$6

Served with pita bread and some veggies.

Its our 2nd Anniversary!

Come join us February 13th to celebrate two years of Hay Merchant. There will be
over 30 rare vintage beers on tap that you do not want to miss! To see some of the
beers included check out the Beer Bulletin on our website.

1/2 Price Houston Beer

If a Pro Houston team is playing and winning, all Houston Beers are 1/2 off.

One Less Car, One More Karbach

Ride your bike here anytime and get a $3 Karbach to celebrate.

Growler Fills and Kegs. Dont forget your beer to go!

@haymerchant

Carmalized fish sauce

Fish sauce and honey
Classic Hot
With Blue Cheese sauce

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Its your standard grilled chicken sandwich;

cheese, spicy mayo, bacon, roasted peppers,
onions, greens on a French roll! Served with hand
cut fries.
6 oz of smoked pork on a Slow Dough hamburger
bun with vinegary barbecue sauce, house-made
pickles, cole slaw, and hand cut chips.

Tri-tip Sliders...............................................$10
Horse radish mayo, jalapenos and swiss cheese
on a pretzel hoagie and hand cut chips.

Sweet

Cherry Almond Bread Pudding ..................$7

Stout caramel sauce and Cloud 10 ice cream.

Brownie Waffle ..............................................$6

Sundae-waffle, Cloud 10 ice cream and candied
pacans.

Apple Crumb Pie ...........................................$7

Add Could 10 Ice Cream $2, Cheddar cheese $1

*Cloud 10 Push Pops..................................$5

Flavors are always changing. Ask us whats on!

Cloud 10 Ice Cream Stout Float .................$8

Beer and Ice Cream...what else do you need?

What the Hell is a Mud Turtle?

Houstonians were actually mocked as Mud Turtles throughout the rest of Texas
because of how filthy our city was. We had no clean water, no streets and a
significant portion of our population was drunk at any given point in time because
one of the only sanitary beverages was beer (certainly not bayou water).Ask your
server
about registering as part of the Mud Turtle
Program
and begin to learn about delicious beers as you
drink
them. There are also some great prizes involved.
Want to
go to Belgium on our dime? You can make it
happen.
We promise as you climb the Mud Turtle ranks,
youll
learn a ton about beer and appreciate it more
than ever.

1100 westheimer rd. houston, tx 77006 713.528.9805

BEERS Beer Style IBU ABV Vessel

GH: Growler Happy Hour-15$ 64oz Growlers 12AM-2AM J Happy Hour: 30 beers, $3 daily 3pm to 6:30pm

Sociable and Refreshing

Malty, Toasty or Nutty

St Arnold Spring Bock German Bock 24 6.4% Pint............................................. $5 JWasatch Devastator Doppelbock 21 8% Pint........................................ GH$6
JSt Arnold Lawnmower Kolsch 20 4.9% Pint....................................................$4 JBuffalo Bayou 1836 Copper Ale 40 5.9% Pint................................................. $4
JLive Oak Hefeweizen Hefeweizen 12 5.2% Pilsner................................. $5 JLive Oak Big Bark Vienna Lager 25 4.9% Pint....................................... $5
St Arnold Icon Red Bohemian Pilsner 33 5% Pilsner.................................. $6 JLive Oak Primus Weizenbock ? 8% Pint........................................... GH$5
North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner 22 4.7% Pilsner..................................... GH$6
JKarbach Weisse Versa German Hefe/Wit Hybrid 15 5.2% Pilsner................. $5
Real Ale Firemans 4 Blonde Ale 21 5.1% Pint......................................... $4 Dupont avec les Bons Voeux Belgian Style Strong Golden ? 9.5% Snifter.......... $8
Bavik Pilsner German Style Pilsner ? 5.2% Pilsner.......................................... $6 JNew Belgium Paardobleom Belgian Strong Ale 14 9% Chalice..................... $6
North Coast Brother Thelonius Belgian Style Abbey Ale 32 9.4% Snifter........... $8
JNew Belgium Snap Shot Wheat beer 13 5% Pint.GH$6
Piraat Belgian Strong Ale ? 10.5% Tulip................... $7
Southern Star Serial Keller
With a fleet of firkins at his disposal, Kevin
Gulden
Draak Belgian Strong Dark Ale
Kellerbier ? 5.6% Pint.................................................. GH$6
searches out the best cask beers for you to enjoy.
? 10.5% Chalice................................................. $7
Heres
whats
on
cask
right
now!

Sunner Klsch Klsch 18 4.8% Pint......................... $6

JVictory Golden Monkey Triple
St. Arnold Elissa IPA
Reissdorf Klsch Klsch ? 4.8% Pint....................... $6
20-30 9.5% Chalice......................................... GH$6
IPA 60 6.6% Imperial Pint....$7
J(512) Wit Belgian Witbier ? 5.2% Tulip................. GH$4
JSierra Nevada Ovila Quad w/ Sugar Plums
Live Oak Liberation
JVictory Prima Pils German Style Pilsner
Quad 21 10.2% Snifter......................................... $6
DH w/ Nelson Sauvin
44 5.3% Pilsner...................................................... $6

IPA 71 6.3% Pint.............$6

BFM Square Root 225
Lefthand Polestar
Stone Smoked Porter w/ Vanilla
Belgian Style Saison ? 5% Sours.................................. $8
German Style Pilsner 33 5.5% Pilsner......................... GH$6

Belgian Inspiration

Kevins Casks Selections

Smoked Porter
53 5.9% Tulip...................$6

Hop-a-licious

Not For the Faint of Heart

JSouthern Tier Chocklat Imp Chocolate Stout

(512) Pecan Porter
JClown Shoes Swagger Hoppy Red Lager ? 6% Tulip.$7
? 10% Snifter.................................................................... $6

Porter

30 6.8% Pint...........$6
JSierra Nevada Pale Ale Pale Ale 37 5.6% Pint... GH$4
JLeft Hand Widdershins Barley Wine
Victory Dirtwolf Double IPA ? 8.7% Pint................ GH$6
70 8.8% Snifter................................................................ $6
J(512) IPA American IPA 65 7% Pint....................... $5

Great Divide Old Ruffian America Barley Wine 90 10.2%

Clown Shoes Hoppy Feet Black IPA 80 7% Pint........ $6

Tulip.......................................................................................... $6
JVictory Hop Devil IPA ? 6.7% Pint.............. (Nitro)$6
JSix Point Global Warmer Strong Ale 70 7% Pint.......................................... GH$6 JGreat Divide Espresso Oak Aged Yeti Oak Aged Russian Imperial Stout
75 9.5% Snifter.............................................................................................................. $6
Clown Shoes Hoppy Feet 1.5 Imperial Black IPA 80+ 11% Tulip.......................... $7

JNew Belgium Accumulation White IPA 70 6.2% Pint........................... GH$6 Rogue Double Chocolate Stout Imp Sweet Stout 50 8.9% Tulip........................... $7
Six Point Resin Double IPA 103 9.1% Tulip................................................................ $7 Sierra Nevada Bigfoot American Barley Wine 90 9.6% Tulip.................................... $7
JSierra Nevada Ruthless Rye Rye IPA 58 6.6% Pint.................................. $6
JFirestone Walker Wookey Jack Black Rye IPA 80 8.3% Tulip...................... $6

JAbita Grapefruit Harvest IPA 40 6% Tulip................................................ $6 JSierra Blanca Alien Stout Imperial Stout 20 8.3% Tulip......................... GH$6
Stout ? 7% Snifter............................................ $8
Ommegang
Chocolate
Idulgence
St Arnold Endeavour Double IPA 76 8.9% Pint......................................... $6

Firestone Walker Union Jack American IPA 70 7.5% Pint.............................. $7 (512) Pecan Porter Porter 30 6.8% Pint.......................................... (Nitro)$6
Double Milk Stout ? 7.5% Pint..................................(Nitro)$6
Southern
Tier
2X
Stout
Avery Maharaja Imperial IPA 102 10-12% Tulip............................................... $7
JSierra Nevada Celebration Fresh Hopped Ale 65 6.8% Pint........................ $5

Dark and Flavorful

Besides Beer

Sour and Fruity

Liefmans Cuvee Brut Fruited Oud Bruin ? 6% Sours...................................... $8

Jacobins Rouge Flemish Red ? 5.5% Sours.................................................. $6
Petrus Aged Pale Flemish Pale Sour ? 7.3% Sours......................................... $6

Gotham Project Riesling White Wine Finger Lakes Wine Glass........................... $8

N2 Red Blend Red Wine Napa Valley Wine Glass............................................... $8
Thatchers Green Goblin Oak Aged Cider NA 6% Tulip.................................... $7
JFox Barrel Pear Cider NA 4.5% Tulip.......................................................... $6
Crispin Original Cider Apple Cider NA 5% Tulip........................................... $6
Underberg Natural Herb Bitters NA 44% 20ml................................................. $3

Treating Craft Beer with Love and Respect

All of the beers we serve are poured through the best

equipment at the proper temperature and into one of these
fine vessels to ensure you fully enjoy each
beers distinctive aroma and flavor nuances. We even offer
half and full growlers for you to take beer on the go!

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Sours

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Chalice

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Snifter Pilsner

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