Barbarella Script
Barbarella Script
Barbarella Script
It's a wonder...
...we're together...
Barbarella's psychedelia...
Barbarella... Bar...Barbarella.
Get me up high...
Teach me to fly...
Electrify...
Sayin' love
...love...
Barbarella's psychedelia...
Barbarella Bar...Barbarella
- Love!
- Love!
A secret?
- Something must be done. - Yes. You're the girl who must do it.
...and use your incomparable talents to preserve the security of the stars...
Age
. Hazel eyes.
Object received.
In order to test for Duran Duran's presence, simply press this contact.
- Light will glow. The alarm will sound. - It has a built-in tongue box.
Love!
Alpha
to Base... Alpha
to Base.
Base to Alpha
. Acknowledge.
Right.
- Wake me up in - Confirmed.
hours.
Magnetic disturbances?
Emergency systems!
...are
to
My number
stabilizer
Planet
Air density
I count
molecules
Parlez-vous franais?
Hi!
Listen, children, this game is amusing, but it's gone too far.
I don't want to hurt you. I want to know some things about this spaceship.
No!
Help!
Help!
Stop!
Hello!
Thank you!
No!
I can't understand.
Parlez-vous franais?
I'm from the Planet Earth. Tell me what you know of this spaceship.
I know nothing. It was here when I accepted the job of the catchman.
- If you wish, I'll take you to your ship. - But there's no wind.
Hold on.
I'm so grateful for your help. How can I ever thank you?
You asked me what you could do for me. And I told you.
Also substitutes for ego support and self-esteem are now available.
I think I've found the trouble. You may proceed now to Sogo.
It's there you will find Duran Duran Jr. If he still lives...
Good.
Still, it is distracting.
- Are you coming with me to Sogo? - No, I prefer the tranquility of Weir.
For everything.
It was my pleasure.
Barbarella!
Barbarella!
degree ascent.
- I'm dead.
- No.
But you're soft and warm. We're told that earth beings are cold.
I'm so sorry.
Sogo?
The City of Night ruled by the Great Tyrant. There they blinded me.
I was left to die in the labyrinth until Professor Ping found me.
That's terrible.
You have the aspect of an earthling. You are of female gender, right?
That is correct.
Orchids have very little food value and are hard to grow in this climate.
It amuses the Great Tyrant to resent the expense of feeding orchids to slaves.
Look!
Pygar, pen...
Who knows?
Genius is mysterious.
Pygar?
Help!
Now!
Pygar?
Be careful!
Oh, Pygar!
Interesting therapy!
I got him!
To the right!
Pygar!
Pygar!
Wait, Barbarella!
Barbarella!
Oh!
Hello, pretty-pretty.
Hello.
Yes.
Pygar!
Poor Pygar...
Pygar, come.
"Chamber of Ultimate...
...Solution".
One of each awaits behind the doors you see before you.
Next solution.
Next solution.
Wait!
- I see.
Pygar! Pygar!
There, sit.
Forward... Please.
The Concierge will never let us. He always spoils our fun. Let's try anyway.
Now, you want some privileged information about a certain man, yes?
Yes, I'm here on the orders of the President of the Republic of Earth.
- I'm here to find Duran Duran. - I don't mean him, but the angel!
of my Black Guards.
There he is.
Pygar!
So, it was a trick, was it? You should have saved your tricks for...
You must...
If only you had one eye, you would see what a delight I am.
My face, my body.
An exquisite delight.
Guards!
Help!
Help!
- Password, quickly.
- I don't understand.
- The Revolution!
Patrol report.
The door!
- How did I get out of the bird cage? - Through a secret escape chute.
- You realize you saved my life. - A life without cause is without effect.
I think I know.
Wait!
My group must...
Hello!
Sorry!
Where did you get those pills? Only Earth people know of those pills.
You must tell me! Did an earth person give you those pills?
Haven't see him since. I think he's alive... probably in the castle.
Thank you.
Your government...?
Her one vulnerable moment is when she's in her secret Chamber of Dreams.
You want to find Duran Duran. I want to capture the Black Queen.
If you really have a second key, why haven't you used it already?.
Get control of the Black Queen and you'll know where to find Duran Duran.
First, we need to reach Professor Ping to find out if Alpha has been repaired.
- Come in, please. - This is Ping. I hear you loud and clear.
- Is her spacecraft in working order?. - Yes, the craft is ready for flight now.
A Black Guard patroller spotted the craft and may return to destroy it.
Good heavens!
hours.
"LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwIIllantysiliogogogoch."
"LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwIIllantysiliogogogoch."
Exactly!
- Right? - Right.
Where?
The key...
I have it!
Invisible.
Now, the secret map that will lead you to the th corridor.
What corridor?.
Good!
This way!
"LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwIIllantysiliogogogoch."
One moment.
Essence of Man?
Wait until the tune changes. It may change your tune as well.
It couldn't be!
You've burned out the excessive machine. You've blown all its fuses.
My goodness!
I've got something for you. You'll wish you had died of pleasure.
Duran Duran?
Recognized you?
I'd never have recognized you. I thought you were only . What happened?
- The Mathmos is not without its effect. - But you've aged years!
The Mathmos has its own means of nourishment. In return, it teaches truth.
My boots, please.
All persons and objects within its path are de-miniminized to the th level.
Hence, my prudence.
I find horrible the idea that one could do to me that which I do to others.
But I was told the Black Queen is vulnerable while she sleeps.
Wait!
Stop.
Open it!
- This must be the invisible wall. - Yes. Now, where's the key?.
It's no use. I've got the two keys. The wall's sealed for all eternity.
- Return to Earth with me now. - I'll return to Earth, but as its conqueror!
Tomorrow, Master of the Earth, Master of the Galaxy, Master of the Universe!
That may be, Your Majesty. But we'd better stick to what we see.
Wretched girl, what have you done? No one must enter while I sleep.
- What are you saying? - It's true. He's taken your key.
- We're locked in, Your Majesty. - The key. He's stolen the key!
They're revolting!
It works!
It works... It works.
All is lost.
I must die, very well, but it is I who shall have the last laugh.
The Mathmos created this bubble to protect itself from your innocence.
That's nice.
Fall back!
Fall back!
He was sent to the Mathmos, but was no more digestible than you are.
You win, Barbarella. But the earth has lost its last great dictator.
Pygar, why did you save her after all the terrible things she did to you?