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nice weather we're having Feb 24, 2013 sometimes when i hum my teeth vibrate Feb 24, 2013 not having twitter as an option and feeling completely alone in your thoughts seems productive Feb 24, 2013 in mirror, ominously cracked lips soaked in balsamic vinegar, predictably delicate lines of mascara in an oblivious row below right eye Feb 24, 2013 counting to three is a thing we all agree on Feb 24, 2013 in dream me: 'wow what did she do? just blowdry pieces?' (re a professional did my hair) sister: 'yeah' me: 'but i dont believe in that' Feb 23, 2013 im a linguistics major with a focus in pragmatics Feb 22, 2013 at the river, some ducks flew away but some started moving towards me in a w formation Feb 22, 2013 RT @adamhump: http://t.co/a2splXksYY Feb 22, 2013 the painfully unprofessional bonobo Feb 22, 2013 2 types of tweets, informative and the other kind. this tweet is informative: i just want to milk the udder of your human existence for love Feb 21, 2013 this doesnt feel like the first time ive thought 'so you made your bed and now you feel like a big shot?' Feb 21, 2013 walked in the pasta and cookies aisle 2x, and every other aisle once #whatididinsavealot Feb 21, 2013 outside on broad street i thought 'here we are, brothers' towards everyone, and then thought about gender for some blocks Feb 21, 2013

what should i eat to feel validated, cereal? Feb 20, 2013 just said 'now or never!' loudly, hysterically 5x in my room Feb 20, 2013 feel utterly insane in the library Feb 20, 2013 hyperventilating into my scarf in the library Feb 20, 2013 i just spilled a lot of coffee on the keyboard im currently typing on in the library Feb 20, 2013 now that the way we fight wars is with air planes can we start living in rooms we build into trees? - thanks, v Feb 20, 2013 they always thought i was smart in the thrift shop cause i had ocd re object arrangement Feb 20, 2013 everyone's not crazy sometimes Feb 19, 2013 i like the way old people value letters more and are more careful with them cuz theyre used to typewriters Feb 19, 2013 where is my mom????? (urgent) #foodforthought Feb 19, 2013 why dont all computers use the stenography thing? #foodforthought Feb 19, 2013 i want to be a poor wandering mimic, mimicking people across the land for my supper Feb 19, 2013 @cuddleordie @stephenunedited i be 21 on june 29 shitbabies Feb 18, 2013 in addition to truth being relativized to a world and a time, it is also determined relative to an additional parameterthe judge Feb 18, 2013 thas my nigga http://t.co/Q85EUn9z Feb 18, 2013 i took a video on my ipod of the guy on the computer kitty corner to me :-/ Feb 18, 2013 you can tell which one is pretty lou (he's pretty...) Feb 18, 2013 men are arguing about religion in a clump by the concrete clothespin. someone has a boom mike Feb 18, 2013 theres nothing like the first time you do something Feb 18, 2013 'im human, ur human, so they say but inside were all animals' - lil kim Feb 18, 2013 Simply hopping in a cold shower is perhaps the easiest and most overlooked way to build courage and will power Feb 17, 2013 'alls well that ends well' seems ominous Feb 17, 2013 email included 'palliative' and 'Love, Mom' Feb 17, 2013 hi nice to meet you i'm bitch-ass boutros ghali Feb 16, 2013 my acne is patriotic because it looks like the rocky mountains Feb 16, 2013 i just let justin go over the back wall of my yard into his one, he said he owes me a beer Feb 14, 2013 before semantics class (~10:30am) i looked like newt gringich but after development class (~12:50pm) im an earthy, bookish haylie duff Feb 11, 2013 'porpoise' in this context meaning... something different than sea creature Feb 09, 2013

that my roommate's cat is a porpoise who i should kill is the first paranoid thought i've thought that i liked Feb 09, 2013 me and my roommates strange, frightening 'pet' dont seem to have any life goals Feb 09, 2013 jy gj y k,g ,kjh.j.jk Feb 09, 2013 whenever i think 'what am i doing?' the most immediate thing im aware of is 'generating hate towards me/everything' Feb 08, 2013 im always gonna want water and im always gonna get water Feb 07, 2013 RT @stephensturgeon: oh ok hey guys here are the pieces of some forks i used to eat fruit this week #dark http://t.co/Ym0NB5Et Feb 07, 2013 cooked food makes you christian Feb 07, 2013 i dropped a lot of silverware in the kitchen and it made a loud noise Feb 06, 2013 i like when you see a typo then re type the typo and it takes a long time to type the typo correctly Feb 06, 2013 i want a sniggers bar tom said snidely Feb 05, 2013 well ill be sniggered he said hooking his thumbs in his dungaree loops Feb 05, 2013 the figures in this report are simply sniggering! said the preseident Feb 05, 2013 she stared at the horse's sniggering flanks Feb 05, 2013 that iced tea looks so good http://t.co/o4JYJzCq Feb 05, 2013 Semantics exercise: Im a nigger niggerness has me niggerness is on me im encased in niggerness Feb 04, 2013 at 9:26am in this barnes and noble cafe, not having slept since 6pm yesterday, money in the bank, recently ate pancakes, i dont feel alive Feb 04, 2013 felt very alive while pooping just now Feb 03, 2013 i di my hair speical http://t.co/UGLTpS6s Feb 03, 2013 when i hear my roommate and his girlfriend interacting, i think thoughts about power and control :'''( Jan 30, 2013 RT @whatspoetry: clean pots Jan 29, 2013 this is from my notes of school: "jessica, a 14-yr-o, pregnant, in wilmington, de, said 'mrs. a, my mother done been knew'" Jan 26, 2013 felt a itch in my wrist.... NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS gnawing on my wrist and snorting Jan 25, 2013 told a boy i knew i needed to drink water but it just didnt seem appetizing one time to get him to like me holding a paper cup of hot choc Jan 25, 2013 in a ice breaker in class i said 'kmart realism' and a black guy said 'fried chicken' and everyone laughed a lot Jan 25, 2013 when my roommates use my eggs or floss i get asmr Jan 25, 2013

thought 'i dont wanna look like that guy.' then 'not really...' http://t.co/MPDdwCgR Jan 24, 2013 RT @stephensturgeon: i believe AAA stands for Alcoholics Anonymous, Anonymous & automobile thing is cover for AA members who want ne ... Jan 22, 2013 *tone i asked clay if he really believed in aliens in* do u guys like phish... Jan 22, 2013 RT @StevieNo_J: Fuck u unstable monsters Jan 22, 2013 dreamt there was a right way to curl your fingers while you walked Jan 21, 2013 feel at the end of something :( :( :( :( :( probaly jsut feelings :( :( :( :( :( :( Jan 21, 2013 when we read adam bede in 8th grade the other homeschool girls slut-shamed hetty a lot :( Jan 19, 2013 i am comforted bc allen iverson has a fund of 32 million he cant touch til hes 55 Jan 19, 2013 who is rilee http://t.co/CkLYZgIO Jan 19, 2013 @AshantiVEVO @retardedfaggot @meganboyle hehe eating makes me feel v nice n sleepy walter if this http://t.co/O0bmIIa1 at least 7.8/10 tbh Jan 17, 2013 want to talk about how i didnt take care of sheba my dog from ages 10-18 Jan 17, 2013 im scared of whatever idea is gonna come swoop in and make me better... so scared of it... want to duel it Jan 17, 2013 someone should rap about moving weight but be meaning digestion Jan 17, 2013 there have been like four separate seconds in my life when ive actually thought about the thing of death Jan 17, 2013 was the thing that was supposd to happen was i waould like realize hiow much i liked self expressiona nd try to like formalize it more? Jan 17, 2013 i remember walkin on old santa fe trail and hearing 'suck my lizard' from odb but i thought he also says 'suck my dad' but i made that up? Jan 17, 2013 sh'i hang myself from this ivy https://t.co/mtCng7h4 Jan 17, 2013 im stupid Jan 17, 2013 @retardedfaggot its here http://t.co/ZHIb0oCH Jan 16, 2013 @stephensturgeon love that vid Jan 16, 2013 i made a video of the sound of myself eating an orange for the asmr whisper/eating communtiy Jan 16, 2013 shitskill right guys Jan 16, 2013 does something occur in trees that is anything like language and thought?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?????????????????????? Jan 16, 2013

sh'i jump in the delly Jan 16, 2013 @elmshall okay, thanks Jan 16, 2013 it's me spilly the kid Jan 16, 2013

sh'i gessum surf and tuf Jan 16, 2013 go abstractions Jan 15, 2013 if my parents werent self righteously strong believers in abstractions i wouldnt have been born Jan 15, 2013 im a little kid shouting 'frog frog frog' looking at a truck i feel Jan 15, 2013 stuff chinese guy said incld 'mahket?', '16th and walnut,' 'healthy foods,' 'ping pong balls,' 'gun' Jan 15, 2013 should i krill myself Jan 15, 2013 am i a minger 3 Jan 15, 2013 a trooper Jan 15, 2013 like a kid whos got 2 brimming roy rogers bags... Jan 15, 2013 even in this meditation podcast there are more horns honking than in the wilderness Jan 15, 2013 ive gotten to 1,666 tweets a lot of times because i have a itchy deletey finger Jan 12, 2013 im just little baby seal Jan 12, 2013 ime ating baby argula out the container and watching prison break Jan 12, 2013 nice weather we're having Jan 12, 2013 leaving, realized the weird noises were coming from a moving car. thought they were coming from a stationary giant pickup #whyilefttheriver Jan 12, 2013 i have asics Jan 11, 2013 in conclusion, i feel proud and supportive of my three separate wilderness survival dreams Jan 11, 2013 one bad thing about black people is the way they talk about camping Jan 11, 2013 feel sad, does anyone want to move back to nature come on guys Jan 11, 2013 had three separate wilderness back to nature dreams in snow, forest, and snowy forest, with parents, ppl i found, and alone Jan 11, 2013 after i graduate college i wan to go to prison Jan 11, 2013 thought 'i trogret' to be cute Jan 11, 2013 when my roommates cat bites me im always surprised Jan 11, 2013 i like when people make jokes about how their suggestion box is a toilet or trash can Jan 11, 2013 my favorite porn star so far is michael stefano Jan 11, 2013 thought 'thats our girl though, shes not dumb' watching prison break Jan 11, 2013 im founding out scary things on the internet Jan 11, 2013 RT @tao_lin33: The more twitter accounts u have the shittier u are in an all-encompassing soul-level non funny thing of evil etc Jan 10, 2013 ppl pay the security guard to have sex w me at night Jan 10, 2013 im probably in a coma imagining this Jan 10, 2013

i dont think i like tweeting this much Jan 10, 2013 you could easily interpret 'put a lid on it' as 'kill yourself' Jan 10, 2013 bought a giant shirt, cigarettes, giant bag of chips and sea salt caramel ice cream, going to watch movies now Jan 09, 2013 i was this close to buying a planner from cvs... Jan 09, 2013 fuck scunci! fuck goody! #scrunchies Jan 09, 2013 im eating a ~2wk old mango, seems very smooth Jan 09, 2013 RT @Cmdr_Hadfield: Tonight's finale: @csa_asc video of my wristwatch, one of the first things that struck me when I got to orbit: http:/ ... Jan 08, 2013 does anyone have link to video of british person saying 'am i a minger?' Jan 08, 2013 while i understand that the longer i can have these teeth the better, i feel alienated from ppl who care a lot about teeth care Jan 08, 2013 i ate a chicken hoagie from cafe nhuy today it was real good Jan 08, 2013 yo stephen i was working when you called cuz Jan 08, 2013 i want to live in california and get battered by the ocean for like three hours every day Jan 07, 2013 i liked this http://t.co/dXB47wYn Jan 07, 2013 when you're a baby and you start using words everyone's not like 'be original baby, why you such an imitator, damn' Jan 06, 2013 i talk to myself a lot but my tweets usually is different stuff than the stuff i talkt o myself Jan 05, 2013 sometimes i used to talkt o my mom in the kitchen while she make me breakfas Jan 05, 2013 just writhed in bed laughing at that tweet alittle Jan 05, 2013 if anybody ask me what im doin on my way to therpay im say 'im goin see a man about a dog' Jan 05, 2013 im gonna get therpay Jan 05, 2013 i recommend katie got bandz Jan 02, 2013 seems 'dishonest' for me to do anything Jan 02, 2013 there is a lot of stuff you could take to the bank Dec 31, 2012 i think don cheadle's name is 'don cheadle "cheadle" cheadle' Dec 31, 2012 would i be happier if i was a serial killer? Dec 31, 2012 follow me for more pictures like this http://t.co/yuWHnsHz Dec 30, 2012 yech Dec 30, 2012 damn you rite i rockin out to it RT @stephenunedited @victoria_trott 'gone' is a p sweet track by t-mac http://t.co/gg2C5KCb Dec 28, 2012 thway you have to keep breahting is sad and sacary to me #FUCKBREATHING Dec 28, 2012

horse ebooks is sad and scary to me #FUCKHORSEeBOOKS Dec 28, 2012 5 paragraph essays are like the same as any human thought wrong and trying to make it sound nice when its just vanity void vexation vic Dec 28, 2012 adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies Dec 24, 2012 my giant body, i want jobs for it, galley-slave, grave-digger, rickshaw puller Dec 23, 2012 this plastic bag has been on the wire for a while http://t.co/DBah6Bge Dec 23, 2012 i ripped ham from the hunk of ham on the styrofoam plate in my brothers fridge Dec 22, 2012 putting 'im just a little' in front of stuff is funner to me than putting 'between the sheets' after stuff #funner Dec 21, 2012 looking at twitter i feel like im floating away from earth and i cant stop Dec 21, 2012 i wanna be a stenographer Dec 21, 2012 happy birthday @david_fishkind Dec 21, 2012 should i make a recording of myself reading tweets i like and listen to it while walking around Dec 21, 2012 niggarding means scrimping Dec 20, 2012 eating too much tortilla chips, drowned by corny, crunchy oceanwater Dec 20, 2012 'Her mouth had opened into a crooked O. Her teeth lay across it like tiny fishes waiting to be hatched. The child had heard of this.' Dec 20, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: I should stop pretending I know why I like certain things Dec 20, 2012 i just feel like beethoven cares about just like, EVERYTHING way more than anyone recent. like his eggs in the morning and uh courtesy Dec 18, 2012 listen here, i rescued an august 2010 copy of black men magazine from my kitchen trash Dec 18, 2012 nothin makes any sense Dec 18, 2012 @stephensturgeon damn hehe Dec 17, 2012 'the thing where all the school shooting kids were on different prescribed drugs is funny' she said in her room eat m&ms Dec 17, 2012 getting ready for junior high youth group, wearing a white hoodie shirt but it was shortsleeved, said 'aero' in purple sparkles Dec 17, 2012 RT @stephensturgeon: because life is quick and empty some people think we should do what we want and not worry but i.. do not think that.. Dec 16, 2012 my room, 2004, heard 'lil jon got the beat to make your booty go smack,' & marissa slapped her ass thru dark blue jeans v gently 2mysurprise Dec 16, 2012 so i guess its the cheese that stands alone? never woulda thought / houda thunk Dec 15, 2012

list of things stephen's called me that seem apt: clown, big baby, crazy animal, reykjavik [re cold] Dec 15, 2012 @elmshall sweet, im glad of it, the peas are mixed with honey Dec 15, 2012 incomplete list of things that grow out of other things: trees, toes Dec 15, 2012 i eat my peas with honey, i've done it all my life. it makes my peas taste funny, but it keeps them on my knife! Dec 14, 2012 this is my progress on this pilow. its gonna say 'oh ard' ard http://t.co/xZ107y5H Dec 14, 2012 meshshsahhha Dec 14, 2012 heigh ho the dairy oh the peas stand alone Dec 14, 2012 '..in the hall, saw tracks curving deeply across the snow there, as though something hungry but harmless had closed its jaws over the land.' Dec 14, 2012 'The field was always empty, one couldn't even see the wind move across it, but once, one morning very early, the child, again standing...' Dec 14, 2012 'In the sea, the buoys ring and the sun slips from the afternoon toward warmer lands.' Dec 14, 2012 yo when i listen to m.i.a. i feel like she has a similar personality to elaine from seinfeld Dec 14, 2012 do you like that phrasing guys, its like the giant is over a salad, the grating might not even be related, do you like that? Dec 14, 2012 there is a feeling i sometimes have that i have an especial lot on twitter of being grated by a kind, retarded giant over a salad Dec 14, 2012 looking at twitter i feel like i am being grated from the inside and the outside both by an unwitting, well-meaning giant Dec 14, 2012 RT @IRIRANNYK: two snakes on a rams tail Dec 13, 2012 many animals lick themselves a lot tbh Dec 13, 2012 stop drop kaboom baby rub on ya nipples [...] some call me mr. wiggles Dec 13, 2012 want to read a poem about someone being alone and buying a pomegranate Dec 13, 2012 this morning i woke up at like 7:45am and watched 'jiro dreams of sushi' and then went back to sleep til like 1:45pm Dec 12, 2012 okay so, there was like many toads in a box in 'oriental supermarket', alive, some on top of others, i bet my thoughts are like theirs Dec 12, 2012 does anyone wanna be my dumb friend and we dont have to be smart we can both just be dumb, which isnt saying much Dec 11, 2012 my emotion while walking is 'walking', which is saying something Dec 11, 2012 i support my music career a lot more than my literature one, which isnt saying much Dec 11, 2012 wait i meant stupider Dec 11, 2012

i feel like anyone whos not as stupid as me is gonna be better than me eventually because theyll like work harder Dec 11, 2012 should i go in the basement to record hip hop covers? Dec 11, 2012 this thing were i can tweet from my desktop is weird imho Dec 11, 2012 i wanna live here http://t.co/Lnah8FQD Dec 11, 2012 you guys i got off drugs via i ran out of drugs :) :) Dec 10, 2012 'church ppl' were two female friends of my sister who'd each had baby boys and gotten blue gem rings encased in fluid from the birth Dec 10, 2012 gonna turn this twitter into my dream journal / interpretation center Dec 10, 2012 in dream i just had: brothers, sisters, grandma, cousins, aunts, uncles, parents, ppl at my job, field hockey team from h.s., church ppl Dec 10, 2012 nina simone is good because she said its bad when races mix romantically but she was married to a white man Dec 09, 2012 'idk whats real' - me Dec 08, 2012 RT @elmshall: want twitter account that is a secret even from myself Dec 08, 2012 dreamt me and black girl (faye from camp???) were about to 69 when the cops came Dec 08, 2012 let he among us who isnt a correctional officer cast the first stone Dec 07, 2012 nardwuar is the michael silverblatt of music Dec 07, 2012 oh yeah so when im 70 at christmas my fams gonna be like 'you got any friends yet?' and ima be like 'I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF' Dec 07, 2012 shouldve called my mom 'mom dukes' in that email right guys Dec 07, 2012 should i go to christmas? is there any way i can not go? waaa waa waaaaa waaa awaaa waaa waaa wa Dec 07, 2012 RT @stephensturgeon: i fucks w/ being a bad person, i feel Dec 06, 2012 RT @stephensturgeon: fucked w/ first chapter of 'our mutual friend' at 5.30 this morning, i.. have.. trouble.. explaining myself at time ... Dec 06, 2012 i thought 'odwalla is owned by coca cola' as joke when saw naked is owned by pepsi but odwalla is owned by coca cola Dec 06, 2012 RT @iiBe_Lexi: Glenn Close is a good ass actress, but she always plays the crazy lady .. Dec 05, 2012 RT @elmshall: dad & i had 6 margaritas, were only charged for 2, dad said "humberto is my amigo GRANDE, CON QUESO" Dec 05, 2012 * ~ ! * _ f _ * ! ~ u ~ ! * _ c _ * ! ~ k ~ ! * _ y _ * ! ~ o ~ ! * _ u _ * ! ~ * Dec 04, 2012 maybe i am a cutie, a sweety, just a nice girl. i think i woul benefit from considerig it Dec 01, 2012 u know how ppl walk around w a comb in their hair or pocket & brush their hair in public a lot? whaddya guys think, could i do that? Dec 01, 2012

'squirting' is just peeing right Nov 29, 2012 thinking about my friends and family i feel pain like im poking a giant ball of the flesh underneath scabs Nov 29, 2012 dreamt i had altoid box of drug pills & sis found and gave one to my fav niece, to teach me a lesson. felt horror. woke up and ate addy Nov 29, 2012 one time i dreamt i was complaining that both obama and romneys parents had paid for their private educations and a lot of ppl agreed w me Nov 28, 2012 i like when black women say 'oh thats not cute' Nov 28, 2012 surprisingly[?], i like how it feels to be called 'shawty,' also 'kiddo' Nov 28, 2012 i like pale faced, dark haired ppl like my parents Nov 28, 2012 RT @YG: Jus got laid http://t.co/fcc66Kyn Nov 28, 2012 stephen said to tweet hes okay in the o hare airport Nov 28, 2012 WHERE IS HE NOW? http://t.co/uPGUYtWU Nov 27, 2012 id be like 'if we all think some raw produce is healthy, isnt more... uh...' and my dad'd be like 'if you drink too much water youll drown' Nov 27, 2012 im most attracted to women who look like kaya scoledario, sarah shahi, tania raymonde, and shannyn sossamon, sierra casady Nov 27, 2012 i really like the people i like Nov 26, 2012 im so stupid Nov 25, 2012 more at http://t.co/22COqTE4 ladies, gents RT @stephensturgeon hehe thought 'bun being bun' when i saw this http://t.co/SF5MGjX3 Nov 25, 2012 i dont believe in boomerangs Nov 25, 2012 having a bed seems better than only having a yoga mat Nov 25, 2012 'no actin sadity' - huey Nov 25, 2012 RT @muumuuinterns: social media seems so bleak Nov 23, 2012 wish i could remote control all of you Nov 20, 2012 im drinking a white russian if the third ingredient after vodka and milk is amaretto Nov 20, 2012 woody allen's personal life seems fine Nov 20, 2012 http://t.co/fDWnCwWZ Nov 18, 2012 feel like a dinosaur baby still in egg Nov 17, 2012 i feel afraid to live like in a dreamworld thing with made up people but only because im scared i wont commit all the way Nov 09, 2012 RT @IRIRANNYK: don't treat yourself like shit to prove yourself to people who aren't actually in your life Nov 09, 2012 i oinly want to be in a social group with the other prostitutes in my dreams Nov 09, 2012 fukccuckers Nov 08, 2012

i uh afeel phoelypeful like ila be okay i f u sjut say focusd onfoals ieven thou g ialso hfeel other tonways 2 Nov 08, 2012 yo my mom used to buy me beta fish Nov 06, 2012 physically excited re giant stuffed animals on amazon Nov 06, 2012 called police, asked for officers name who left message on my phone, man came, i said 'it was a woman,' he said 'oh yeah my sister hold on' Nov 06, 2012 slim thug has a dent in his forehead, its nice Nov 06, 2012 do u think hitler ever googled 'how to stop being hitler' Nov 06, 2012 RT @Grimezsz: @StephenSturgeon hahaha, sick Nov 05, 2012 im eating salad for the first time in a million years, feel like... hope lmao Nov 04, 2012 i feel bad when i think about it Nov 04, 2012 dad Nov 04, 2012 RT @J_Durkee: Meek Mill is beautiful Nov 03, 2012 RT @adamhump: I think @bj_spears has followed me 4 seperate times Nov 02, 2012 what if there was just a rapper who just shit-talked me a lot i.e. 'i got tea stains on my carpet like im victoria trott' Nov 02, 2012 drank 2 cups mint tea Nov 02, 2012 i like the way it feels when my brain thinks a word then my fingers find the letters really quick and i see it on the screen, 'far away' Nov 02, 2012 whats the poem thats like 'the something... how do i explain about the something of the something?' Oct 29, 2012 thought 'whats up boo boo? whats really good wichu? unh, unh, unh, unh' at a girl i made eye contact with in the post office Oct 28, 2012 on friday night there was lots of shiny jacked up cars with silver rims playing load music on broad street, i liked that Oct 28, 2012 'i changed my mind' is funny Oct 28, 2012 one time at dinner w parents when like 14 or something i thrust my hand in my soup to show... frustration Oct 28, 2012 the whole world feels like my moms womb Oct 28, 2012 i like the album alopecia by why? a whole lot, it makes me think about walking to my community college math class in fall 2009 Oct 28, 2012 shadrach meshach and abednego Oct 28, 2012 fuddruckers Oct 28, 2012 thought 'everyone not-me is like a bumby. barack obama is like a bumby that preaches'. this is bumby http://t.co/FrzKj1kv Oct 28, 2012 make a budget plan like im ben bernanke come up on me in the showers, ill surely shank ye Oct 28, 2012 just illegally downloaded dreams and nightmares. its making me hapy Oct 28, 2012

o forgot 2 tell u in flannery o'connor a old lady said '[YOLO]' about buying a hat. l8r a black woman had same hat & old lady was sad Oct 28, 2012 RT @adamhump: @bj_spears hurricane sandy is 34 y/o blonde woman Oct 28, 2012 hurricane sandy is a white woman Oct 28, 2012 just thought 'my moms good.' cause of how she likes british things Oct 27, 2012 'got a bill in my mouth like im hillary rodham' - ali jones Oct 27, 2012 rachel Oct 27, 2012 sarah Oct 27, 2012 rebecca Oct 27, 2012 white women Oct 27, 2012 at city hall on the 7th floor in the northeast corner theres more than six vending machines next to each other Oct 26, 2012 how you say 'im gonna come' like a warning but for me it like helps me come to say that, tried to think 'im gonna fall asleep' like that Oct 25, 2012 thought 'ill go to sleep now. like an orgasm' but then i just fake yawned Oct 25, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: Bout to kill it http://t.co/0QQin5vR Oct 25, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: Bout to kill this baked chicken Oct 25, 2012 RT @foelifedelo: This how some of u hoes Avi's be looking http://t.co/SeZlJhM6 Oct 25, 2012 ive been coloring in bed for more than an hour Oct 25, 2012 RT @stephensturgeon: @bj_spears you got friend in me bun Oct 25, 2012 i want a tshirt that says 'why dont i have any friends, ive noticed other ppl have friends' Oct 24, 2012 whenever i actually think about my parents... its weird, so i dont do that Oct 24, 2012 pooty tang Oct 24, 2012 i think i got less than a 52/104 on this math test Oct 24, 2012 dreamt i was at my parents house but i only saw my mom because my dad was sick and then remembered i didnt live there any more Oct 24, 2012 i want to look at 1 out of 3 of these people's fashion blogs Oct 24, 2012 'i bet like 1 of of 20 of these people would like my twitter or something' she said triumph-ofthe-human-spiritly Oct 24, 2012 theres lots of people at my school, what are they doing, i dont believe any of their lives are real Oct 24, 2012 RT @ChingyJackpot: My moma jus told me they met sum dudes who they use as tricks to buy they drinks when they go out. I almost cursed he ... Oct 24, 2012 RT @ColeHaanFresh: #SomeWhereInTheGhetto somebody is smashing some Ramen noodles Oct 24, 2012 oh when i went on a rafting trip to utah was really good Oct 24, 2012

another time was when i watched 'black swan' with hanbyul and ojiugo and they didnt like the lesbian parts Oct 24, 2012 another time was when hanbyul made me green tea from her dad's green tea farm in korea Oct 24, 2012 another time was when the only black boy recognized me and he was from philadelphia and went to my high school in my year Oct 24, 2012 more fun was when my roommate brought 4 boys in2 her tiny room then brought me then had a krohns attack n i petted her in hallway #twisted Oct 24, 2012 another time was when i shoplifted tortilla chips and guacamole with a boy from whole foods and there was a flash mob in whole foods Oct 24, 2012 another time was when my roommate tried to take me dancing in santa fe but there was no under 21 places and then we smoked weed at school Oct 24, 2012 '1 of the only times i had fun in santa fe' was when me Hania n Amariah sat at a fire behind Hs apt n A played gospel songs i knew on guitar Oct 24, 2012 i dont like any t.i. music he made after he learned he were going back to jail for ecstasy possession Oct 24, 2012 im doing some math homework. seems easy but i also thought that about the other math test where i got a 52/104 Oct 24, 2012 'would you like the dark grove of birch trees with a giant head statue or without?' - waiter who seats me in my life 'without' - me Oct 24, 2012 im in class watching a movie about the financial crisis btw Oct 23, 2012 thought 'do i want to make my thoughts tone like my tweets tone' and like imagined/felt movement inside my vagina Oct 23, 2012 i keep trying to think a word that is a combination of 'fandango' 'badonkadonk' and the big sean 'boing' sound Oct 23, 2012 thought 'penises are so cool how they change' Oct 23, 2012 i thought my giant shits werent going to flush cuz like i know about that toilet but they did Oct 23, 2012 i thought it was gonna be so bad in the post office but everything was awesome Oct 23, 2012 i forget how i used to tweet that way where i liked the tweets, think it involved editing Oct 23, 2012 walking in my parents neighborhood this spring and summer i saw a shit ton of bunnies, pretended it was all the same one though Oct 23, 2012 one time my 5th grade class performed an interpretive dance routine to a song that started 'now behold the lamb, the precious lamb of god' Oct 23, 2012 im stupid but i dont want to be friends with stupid people Oct 23, 2012 reset alarm for an hour later at 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 Oct 23, 2012

slept 15 hours Oct 23, 2012 my toenails are wrong Oct 22, 2012 yo cocorosie is on the east coast HUHHHH!?!?!?!?!!??!a ahahah- Oct 22, 2012 last night i dreamt i was practicing christian songs with a choir, then they were performing and me and another girl, late, joined them Oct 21, 2012 scared reading cognitive behavioral therapy books is 'part of my problem' Oct 21, 2012 seems i expect the whole 9/11 thing to blow over and things to get back to normal, like how the 00s were supposed to feel okay Oct 21, 2012 'if white people watched it, it would be called wet' - anonymous urban dictionary user Oct 21, 2012 im a retarded baby rabbit, last of my species, just living out these moments til rabbits are extinct, but all i know is im alone Oct 21, 2012 feeling a positive emotion towards twitter... wait for it... there it goes Oct 20, 2012 someone keeps calling my phone from a 720 area code, if its you i only have .05 minutes Oct 20, 2012 hehe http://t.co/0SWiBWeB Oct 20, 2012 im crazier than a bedbug Oct 20, 2012 RT @empathetichorse: I said, "I'm going to get to the bottom of this" while wondering if snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion Oct 20, 2012 hrlp Oct 20, 2012 i would like life more with no 'privacy' and webcams everywhere so i could know what filipinos, pygmies, paul ryan were doing any time Oct 19, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: am i descending into my role ast the person on the block who yells at all the noises coming in from outside the window? Oct 19, 2012 i like how all the 'shit girls say' videos have things about girls eating a lot Oct 19, 2012 RT @MeekMill: Us at the game earlier me @pmon215 @tak215 http://t.co/I9D9lFMC Oct 18, 2012 do you guys remember when i went to a das racist show? that was cool. if i get rich again i can go to a different show even Oct 18, 2012 RT @burton00123: My dad is sitting right behind @MeekMill at the @sixers game #meekmill #philly #sixers http://t.co/hWhNVzq9 Oct 18, 2012 put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help Oct 17, 2012 give us help from trouble for vain is the help of man Oct 17, 2012 vengeance is mine sayeth the lord Oct 17, 2012 when i tried to get lil's number from fresh he were like 'he a nut i dont like that nigga i dont fuck with him no more he a nut' #nuts Oct 17, 2012 one last tweet tweet Oct 17, 2012 i ate 6 eggs today tweet Oct 17, 2012

scrubs is funny tweet Oct 17, 2012 all my thoughts are like when theres a belligerent caller on 94.1 sports station. wish they were like the bbc world service Oct 17, 2012 think im gonna stop doing this because i like some of the people who follow me Oct 16, 2012 in a way i am i feel Oct 16, 2012 imagine im individually target you with insults Oct 16, 2012 hehe the person who i tweeted 'dont follow me' at unfollowed me Oct 16, 2012 a girl who unfollowed me said 'words are actions' Oct 16, 2012 does he think tweeting is voting i wonder Oct 16, 2012 mr. good said money is voting Oct 16, 2012 omg mr. good live in ardmore and doesnt know who he's gonna vote for yet he hates obama and america??? Oct 16, 2012 this is where mr. good is from http://t.co/dQf6Ilvf Oct 16, 2012 dont follow me Oct 16, 2012 RT @miraunedited: felt sexually attracted to ~99% of people i interacted with today including janitor, obese girl, extremely gay profess ... Oct 16, 2012 @stephensturgeon good job tweeting about college, also liked your apple and abortion tweets, deletey mcdeleteson over here but i cant talk Oct 16, 2012 im a blonde white girl #raceandpoverty Oct 16, 2012 @bj_spears this didnt work, ray liotta've been really loud and charmed her ethical pants off Oct 16, 2012 im a ponce de leon prince killiamself Oct 16, 2012 made a rule to only check @-connect on Saturdays hehe Oct 16, 2012 i cant sign in to http://t.co/wI5TYcVg at this gay computer but good job to that guy and goddamn the lot of you Oct 16, 2012 wonder is it okay for me to write about black guy who asked if he could holla at me for my 'race & poverty' class 'philly portfolio' journal Oct 16, 2012 please unfollow me, this twitter is gonna be different now, everyone go away Oct 16, 2012 i dont know if i can get a 100 on everything Oct 16, 2012 my teacher is nice i never have to see her face i just have to get 100s on everything for rest of semester like an asian might Oct 16, 2012 im trying to talk in a gentle sexy voice so my teacher knows im the kind of person to bend rules for Oct 16, 2012 marissa told me that she liked me a lot but also the other girls in our class, in a note, as i tried to turn her against them, in 6th grade Oct 16, 2012 said 'im gonna listen to no woman no cry again' and gabi like rolled her eyes and i felt cute at work one time Oct 16, 2012

remember in mumblecore 'she was really alienated! like-- really!' im like that, really alienated- really Oct 16, 2012 RT @miraunedited: 'ding dong' seems like objectively the best way to say 'penis' Oct 16, 2012 @kittaveli free remy Oct 15, 2012 homework seems fun Oct 15, 2012 slept 12pm-7pm today Oct 15, 2012 im in the part of youtube where its 1920s blues music with sexual innuendos Oct 14, 2012 hallelujah Oct 14, 2012 in the story 'a view of the woods' by flannery o'connor a man kills his granddaughter then dies of a heart attack. cant tell if i like that Oct 14, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: Runnin out of time Oct 14, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: Here go Gary and his sad ass tweets Oct 14, 2012 @stephensturgeon felt racist retweeting you Oct 14, 2012 RT @stephensturgeon: everything seems racist, 'everything seeming racist' included. i.e., everything seeming racist seems, in itself, ra ... Oct 14, 2012 downloaded a bunch of 'mainstream' music so i can be normal Oct 13, 2012 feel too scared to turn off 30 rock but i want to listen to led zeppelin... Oct 13, 2012 free shamples Oct 13, 2012 my life is in shamples Oct 13, 2012 video of me reading never before seen tweets http://t.co/LltqXT90 Oct 13, 2012 cor Oct 13, 2012 http://t.co/ARdy18iG Oct 12, 2012 http://t.co/P2UpHoJL Oct 12, 2012 http://t.co/OA4uioo8 Oct 12, 2012 http://t.co/XeMuMg5H Oct 12, 2012 - - Oct 12, 2012

slaves used to sing this in the field and stuff now look who is singing it http://t.co/g7tmRSX6 Oct 12, 2012 the reason the video thing might work is that im the only person i trust Oct 12, 2012 gonna watch videos of myself talking about my problems every day and see if that helps me fix them #ripleysbelieveitornot Oct 12, 2012 in good will hunting someone just laughed and it made a whistling sound... you guys have any thoughts on when that happens? Oct 12, 2012 @elmshall happy birthday Oct 11, 2012

http://t.co/WTexUW6f Oct 11, 2012 http://t.co/b2qZ02r1 Oct 11, 2012 'i dont want to have to ask you to unfollow me i just want you to know that thats not what i want and already not have followed me' Oct 10, 2012 thought 'oh you went to starbucks and got yourself a fucking smoothie? you and who's army?' at a cop who was walking slowly in front of me Oct 10, 2012 http://t.co/rOu4KKdB Oct 10, 2012 @stephenunedited lol that shit cray aint it jay Oct 10, 2012 jesus, completely forgot my rule, here are remnants of sesame bagel and lg coffee: http://t.co/KPuD1pGr Oct 10, 2012 http://t.co/bL2lT1sA Oct 10, 2012 i feel like the ugly fish from ugly fish poem or hiawatha from the song of hiawatha Oct 10, 2012 ive eaten 2 things of nutella in 4 days Oct 10, 2012 ive eaten 4 packs of ramen in 5 hours Oct 10, 2012 ive watched 16 episodes of 30 rock in 36 hours Oct 10, 2012 i have a 7pp midterm essay due monday 10/15 and a discussion board post, take home quiz, and worksheet thing due friday 10/12 Oct 10, 2012 going to make rules for twitter. 1. i cant delete tweets anymore 2. i have to tweet pictures of all the food i eat or at least the remnants Oct 10, 2012 my art is separate from me afterwards but not during, hahahaahahahha wtf right?? hahahaahha Oct 10, 2012 feel concern that tweeting pictures of food i eat will make my followers too sad Oct 10, 2012 i think im gonna see my parents saturday. can you guys help me, can the 75 of you come with? Oct 10, 2012 RT @Elephant: I am worker in china Oct 10, 2012 RT @imnotoriginal: figuring that I'm a twit Oct 10, 2012 RT @2cool4school: any body out ther i feel kindy by myself Oct 10, 2012 RT @turntupshawty: is kickin it at home..waiting on babydaddy to get home from school Oct 10, 2012 e.g.: 'i think something is off, if im truly wasting a life, it ray liotta feel different from this, less normal? idk' Oct 10, 2012 not sure if you've caught on but there's this thing where you say "RAY LIOTTA" but you mean "REALLY OUGHT TO" Oct 10, 2012 RT @rin_suzuki_2: i believe lohan is a singularly powerful, omniscient being, but her power will only be unlocked if she drops the "lind ... Oct 10, 2012

in a shocking new development, it turns out username 'thanksmom' is already in use in my schools payment system Oct 09, 2012 i recently received in a text 'Well see....if u get the addy...u don't need to eat lol' Oct 09, 2012 that tweet about god is actually about my mom reading me the bible at breakfast when our kitchen had white linoleum Oct 09, 2012 the earth was formless & void & darkness was over the surface of the deep & the spirit of god was moving over the surface of the waters Oct 09, 2012 RT @elmshall: think i'm going to start saying 'you and what army' in response to all firstperson declarative statements made in my presence Oct 09, 2012 damn it makes sense you get tired on your period cause you actually are like losing blood lol Oct 08, 2012 i recommend this http://t.co/x9AtSTKa Oct 08, 2012 bought a new ipod cord on amazon but accidentally mailed it to parents Oct 08, 2012 'i ray liotta run' - someone who has to go Oct 08, 2012 feel like im in a movie about a teen from the ghetto tryna get out, instead of the ghetto the movie shows the way i live right now Oct 08, 2012 i wanna be working class but like in the mediaeval sense Oct 07, 2012 i used to use this smiley a lot on aim: '=]' Oct 07, 2012 ive been lying on the floor in blankets (w fan on) for ~40hrs, i recommend not following me on twitter or thinking about me Oct 07, 2012 seems likely that 'the secret is practice' or whatever Oct 07, 2012 i enjoy thinking about race and food Oct 07, 2012 i wouldnt give a shit if i was you either - white person to black person on this tv show Oct 07, 2012 wish indians could get the usa back Oct 07, 2012 wish i had sped up video footage of what everyone i know does between sleeping #leaveyrwebcamson Oct 07, 2012 wish talking felt a lot more like tweeting Oct 07, 2012 my thoughts are evidence of things about biology Oct 07, 2012 should i join the military Oct 06, 2012 RT @murdamook: Lol.. leave a nigga in dat bitch dead.. truely http://t.co/ofZA6WfT Oct 05, 2012 @empathetichorse just said 'huh! oh my god!' out loud Oct 05, 2012 hey a big s/o to @stephensturgeon he's ba-ack! u think other ppl r gonna come back 2.??? fingers crsosed. xoxo gossip girl Oct 03, 2012 eating m&ms Oct 03, 2012 i got a 50/100 on my math test i tink its 17% of the grade or somethin Oct 03, 2012

tryin be nice to my teacher laugh at her jokes so she let me turn in paper late like shi Oct 03, 2012 life sure definitely was realer back then though, and thats saying something about right now, if you catch my... Oct 03, 2012 one time i smelled something that reminded me of a puerto rican funeral we went, with an upsidedown water thing with the cone cups Oct 03, 2012 i guess i mean i went lots of places with my parents where i didnt know the people and we never hung out with them again Oct 03, 2012 'nah damaly was my friend' me responding to myself saying i was only friends with lightskinned black girls. damaly went to jamaica sometimes Oct 03, 2012 at brianna's house i watched rugrats and she had one them robot dogs and she had barbies and one time we roller skated i think Oct 03, 2012 not sure where i expected her to take me. like.. my black friends houses? one time i went quiana's house her mom name was also quiana. Oct 03, 2012 i feel like my mom would take me really weird places when i was little, all the places seem highly aberrant Oct 03, 2012 another time a different thing was like a party and uh... they had those twist off cap drinks and they had trail mix and it was fun Oct 03, 2012 one time i sold a pizza to this lady like a pizza pre order kit for school and my mom drove me there whyd we go there though Oct 03, 2012 slept from 5am - 4:40pm today Oct 02, 2012 seems pretty how rappers call nine millimeter handguns 'ninas'. they dont do other pretty stuff usually like that Oct 02, 2012 i guess its because of the government that technology isnt like as magical as it could be yet like you cant summon objects Oct 02, 2012 changing my name to mookie Oct 02, 2012 RT @eastmemphismatt: Pornhub started doin that bullshit where it only let you watch 5 videos on your phone.. Imma grown ass man dont put ... Oct 01, 2012 gay as freddie mercury...but im in your girls uranus Oct 01, 2012 remember when i made up the acronym afaict meaning as far as i can tell Oct 01, 2012 just kidding, it 100% gets worse afaict Oct 01, 2012 did this thing where i need to look pretty and i thought i needed drugs but i didnt take drugs and still looked pretty #itgetsbetter Oct 01, 2012 hehe i feel so gay i feel really gay, dont think ill ever escape how pervasive this gay feeling is Sep 30, 2012 yesterday was bad, todays already better than yesterday though Sep 30, 2012 i feel gay right now and fat :) Sep 30, 2012 im reading out loud from a book i have to read for school and it feels gay Sep 30, 2012

i made the thing on page 95 http://t.co/3gBUkopR Sep 30, 2012 im in your girl so deep i can feel her tract but she didnt convert me Sep 29, 2012 latino ish guy at save-a-lot bought $102.73 worth of hot dogs and hot dog rolls, paid with $5s from his roll of $5s Sep 29, 2012 just the tip... of the iceberg @SuccessAndBlack Sep 29, 2012 ate box macaroni and cheese with sriracha, hot sauce, peanut sauce, teriyaki sauce, and tahini, #tumhurts Sep 29, 2012 RT @empathetichorse: I recommend sleeping on the floor Sep 29, 2012 RT @newrafael: Was Elvis the first wigger? Sep 29, 2012 @stephenunedited heh, nice dont think im racist really, seems sweet ab not being possible to 'be' anything... clinging to that... idea... Sep 29, 2012 @majordomo3 hey, i believe it Sep 29, 2012 i found this weird blog, check it out http://t.co/22COqTE4 Sep 29, 2012 @StephenSturgeon this suspicious website claims a herd of elephants is actually aposed a be called a parade http://t.co/JV54tCPb Sep 29, 2012 though she compares herself to mary i always thought lauryn hill seemed like jesus when i was lil and listened to her album Sep 29, 2012 thought the shadow of my hand raising nutella from jar with wafer stick was a cat Sep 29, 2012 RT @thick_breezy: Gotta make folks think you crazy Sep 28, 2012 RT @thick_breezy: I see Sep 28, 2012 g2g Sep 28, 2012 get it lol Sep 28, 2012 its good when you can help yourself to food because you can take exactly how much you want but sex is better than masturbating Sep 28, 2012 kurt vonnegut said you are what you pretend to be. do you guys have any thoughts on that? @ me Sep 28, 2012 mr russis real cool. 'aaron' is okay. im racist against the nigerian lady, never met the internet one. should i pretend im not racist? Sep 28, 2012 we dont say 'the other me.' i dont say 'the other me was in class and mr russi said '2 is a prime number, but 12 is not a prime number' Sep 28, 2012 oh garden path. but the other day i read a terence mckenna thing where he used primrose path to mean garden path so im gonna do it now Sep 28, 2012 thought 'primrose path' meant like you lead someone on a nice path but then its a dead end or some Sep 28, 2012 ive led you all down the primrose path, i feel... Sep 28, 2012 wish someone would walk in my room, hug me but with a gun pointed at my heart and then kill me lol Sep 28, 2012

@elmshall thanks bro Sep 28, 2012 @miraunedited thats what i like Sep 28, 2012 armpit smells pungent as... Sep 28, 2012 this what i bought for breakfast #idontknowhowtolive http://t.co/7OBc1jAR Sep 26, 2012 i keep deleting tweets because nothings good enough to put next to my new picture Sep 25, 2012 https://t.co/GzudqVQb Sep 25, 2012 i really want to 'expand' or 'raise' my consciousness thing but i... like... i'm so retarded... Sep 25, 2012 i had to, i owned the act of it, it was given to me, uh, i, i birthed it (you guys get it) Sep 25, 2012 ooh today in class i had to look at the part of 'sunjata' that started on page 123 Sep 25, 2012 ooh 1,234 tweets Sep 24, 2012 who's marie calloway lol Sep 24, 2012 does america 'hate women' Sep 24, 2012 who's gaia Sep 24, 2012 'why is green tea more effective than caffeine' Sep 24, 2012 'is green tea the same as shrooms' or something Sep 24, 2012 who's terence mckenna Sep 24, 2012 was that a resolution or a fact Sep 24, 2012 starting now, i'll be different and i'll never be how i was before now again Sep 24, 2012 RT @JODYHiGHROLLER: #WhyMileyWhy Sep 24, 2012 RT @JODYHiGHROLLER: MiLEY CYRUS GAVE ME THE NASTiEST LOOK ON THE RED CARPET ... THEN REFUSED OUR MTV iNTERViEW .. WHY MiLEY WHY ?!?! @Mi ... Sep 24, 2012

so thats why you would be right to unfollow me Sep 24, 2012 when i was twelve i was in a xanga group called 'i like to cry in the rain. so my tears won't show.' Sep 24, 2012 im eating honey wheat pretzels from a vending machine like i used to do in 9th grade a lot Sep 24, 2012 @atcolv @majordomo3 lol Sep 24, 2012 anyone in phila area have a shroom connect, or does anyone in the world have a desire to mail me shrooms (for $$) victoria dot trott @ gmail Sep 24, 2012 @MizzTwerksum HUH!!!! WASSUP>?!?!?!?!?!??!? Sep 21, 2012 you guys seen this http://t.co/wbakz2z5 Sep 20, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: I'm your favorite followers favorite follower Sep 20, 2012

also uh...homeless-seeming man said 'byron...shelley...yeats!' and took a big poetry book from 'free' box...what, he gon sell it on ebay? Sep 20, 2012 uh so uh one time my sister requested the chicago manual of style for christmas *end of things i know about the chicago manual of style* Sep 20, 2012 there was a chicago manual of style in a box on the sidewalk that said 'free' but it was from 2003 though Sep 20, 2012 is the chicago manual of style like accepting they as the uh neutral third person pronoun yet??? lmbo Sep 20, 2012 guess ill delete like all those tweets now... - someone who doesnt think theyre okay Sep 20, 2012 yo im high as shit on caffeine Sep 20, 2012 an asian is like trying to get like maps information and the white guy seem mad like shit Sep 20, 2012 i forgot my earphones so i cant watch live porn in the library, u fags Sep 20, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: I wish I could get breakfast rite now Sep 20, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: Mane I'm hungry Sep 20, 2012 what does 'even' even mean! Sep 20, 2012 do you guys like this? (i do!) http://t.co/B2q6oNZx Sep 19, 2012 RT @boyleunedited: when ppl unfollow me who i like...i think 'i still like their tweets so i shouldn't unfollow them'...but honestly kin ... Sep 18, 2012 my stomach is very fat! Sep 14, 2012 tom hanks plays a developmentally challenged person in all his movies, right Sep 14, 2012 you could say humped the shark if a show got really good Sep 14, 2012 hey twitter hey munchkins Sep 14, 2012 im as sad as britney spears is, do you guys understand Sep 12, 2012 http://t.co/Nbsur2FU Sep 11, 2012 wait i was thinking of the alien in american dad Sep 09, 2012 body like squidward Sep 09, 2012 in the bank a lady was like '[do somethin], like i had aksed you to!' to her lil sonnie poo Sep 07, 2012 from what i hear ellen kennedy didnt show up to readings a lot in the 200ks Sep 07, 2012 also, they still have race i guess, after the apocolypse joint. cause the black guy was like, 'ooh yo daddy blood on yo hands son' Sep 07, 2012 so they thought, we'd just go back to agriculture, and no further, if we lost electricity and shit, huh? my hopes are higher! #hunt #gather Sep 07, 2012 i'm watching this new tv show 'revolution' Sep 07, 2012 my life is bad, the things i do Sep 07, 2012 i just want to be friends with everyone Sep 07, 2012

painted my nails. still going to the gap though. i have a credit account there! Sep 06, 2012 what should i do right now, go to the gap? buy balsamic vinegar? lol Sep 06, 2012 im just gonna call @MeekMill rahmeek, if you guys dont mind Sep 06, 2012 RT @StevieNo_J: This can't be life Sep 06, 2012 im sad @Stevie_NoJ changed his name from @blacksteve26 but i understand i guess Sep 06, 2012 in 'baby i got your money' it sounds like kelis is reassuring odb like shes his mom Sep 06, 2012 RT @adamhump: can't say "poodle" w/o saying "pooed" Sep 06, 2012 if yall aint heard me, she had a INNER THIGH WOMAN SYMBOL TATTOO Sep 06, 2012 i seed this pretty thin and brown, shorthair girl put her bike inside her house right across the street from mine #innerthighwomansymboltat Sep 06, 2012 yall know yall like how i put 'allowed' and 'aloud' in a tweet together, i know yall like that Sep 06, 2012 said 'it just seems like im allowed to be out of control. why does it seem like that. i dont know what it seems like that' aloud n chuckled Sep 06, 2012 yall know i meant 'watch' Sep 05, 2012 pretty sure them boys smokin weed over dere... like 50 yards from the library of me school Sep 05, 2012 i seed this pretty thin and pretty redhead girl and said 'damn' out loud and turned my head dramatically to walk her walk at school Sep 05, 2012 people unfollowed me, other people did it, you can do it too! Sep 05, 2012 that song i like from the sandlot is playing Sep 05, 2012 wish my circumstances were dramatically different... moisturizing lotion Sep 04, 2012 i found some lotion on the ground / guess waht it called / Stephen: uh 'twat cream' / me: 'dramatically different moisturizing lotion' Sep 04, 2012 @mint_spring who r u, 'love' who u follow Sep 04, 2012 'break.' what a term. 'on a break.' 'take a break' i dont want to talk about it Sep 04, 2012 typed 'how do i hat u let me count it mane, let. me. count it.' and giggled in class, in break (ppl can hear me giggle better in break) Sep 04, 2012 just gonna use this twitter to talk about school. cuz i hat u all Sep 04, 2012 was gonna not change my major from linguistics but id have to take more french, but like maybe even take 1003 again, so i wont i guess Sep 04, 2012 (we're on a break, for class) Sep 04, 2012 thought i looked 'really bad, but attractively american' in the mirror, in the bathroom, after insertion Sep 04, 2012 i inserted it Sep 04, 2012

so uh i jus put a tampon in and its crampin my style in terms of how it feels to sit down Sep 04, 2012 an unfolow a day keeps me... somethin Sep 04, 2012 bunch of foreigners in my general education classes have opinions Sep 04, 2012 im really not paying any attention to class right now. cuz like the only thing that affects your grade is attendance i feel Sep 04, 2012 when i start an interaction talking normal, i end up exaggerating my phily accent a lot and trying to seem 'working-class' Aug 30, 2012 just thought, 'wanna wear something sexy or something. wanna take some sexy pics' unsarcastically Aug 30, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: feel bad for peeps who don't know me well who find my twitter.. they didn't ask for this. on the other hand, i feel ... Aug 30, 2012 otherwise i not payin any attention. cuz we aint even started the book yet an shit? idk,....... Aug 29, 2012 yo i knew she was nigerian mane i got them tellin-africans-apart skills Aug 29, 2012 RT @WEEATHERHEAD: how many roads must a mane walk down before you can call him a mane Aug 29, 2012 shout out to @AutismTrott Aug 28, 2012 RT @SallySawdust: it's clear women do not understand how badly men want pussy, if yall women understood yall would have all the $, yall ... Aug 28, 2012 air means am i right Aug 28, 2012 Victoria: is there a service available that is only internet? Rohit: Let I check that for you Aug 28, 2012 im talking to rohit from comcast about internet stuff he's cool we're friends i guess Aug 28, 2012 just said 'i feel so happy right now... just from expressing myself' out loud while giggling into a pillow Aug 28, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: IS STUPID BEING ALIVE, CAN'T STAND IT Aug 27, 2012 should i drop my 8am mwf class. all my other classes are bw 4pm and 8pm. everyone @ me please (im definitely gonna drop it) Aug 27, 2012 @steveroggenbuck hey steve yeah i do want to to that :') :) Aug 27, 2012 really feel like this is the right way to use twitter Aug 23, 2012 also ate 2 banana w almond butter n bunch strawberries http://t.co/2jBIHRZV Aug 23, 2012 http://t.co/4DRxVy1e Aug 22, 2012 ate a different banana, thew away peel before got picture http://t.co/01WC4DHA Aug 22, 2012 http://t.co/haTNcucT Aug 22, 2012

http://t.co/EcijrD8C Aug 22, 2012 this ladys cool http://t.co/ITRPGrx7 Aug 22, 2012 http://t.co/pSllc4PM Aug 22, 2012 http://t.co/GI417fHn Aug 21, 2012 i ate some stuff that i didnt tweet a picture of Aug 21, 2012 http://t.co/t5wplFdo Aug 21, 2012 http://t.co/g3XoOAjE Aug 20, 2012 http://t.co/0Tzx5l4c Aug 20, 2012 going to tweet a picture of all food i eat for a week re https://t.co/NTI3mAQ3 Aug 20, 2012 how come im not doing my job im eating *garbonzo beans and *black bean garlic sauce and *tea and nori!!! (in a sing song) (*mint tea) Aug 20, 2012 mudshark Aug 20, 2012 RT @rionharmon: placed a new york philharmonic pamphlet on my head like a hat and reread a text message i just sent Aug 19, 2012 RT @truekwak: God hates cars Aug 19, 2012 @twsunedited lmao Aug 19, 2012 holy shit RT @JODYHiGHROLLER ORGANiZATiON REMOVES THE CONFUSiON OF DOUBT Aug 18, 2012 RT @JODYHiGHROLLER: i LOVE EVERYONE .. PLEASE LOVE ME LiKE i LOVE U BEFORE WE ALL DiE Aug 18, 2012 RT @pompadoured: Thought "I need to get some strange," re: egg rolls at the Chinese place next door. Aug 17, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: @meganboyle yah girl hope you in the mood for nuts on clark cuz guess what.. Aug 17, 2012 RT @nytyrant: I think I look at my phone all the time because it's where the closest thoughts are that aren't mine. Aug 17, 2012 RT @steveroggenbuck: social media has made us more conected then ever.. if we use our conectedness to boost each other, there is enormoi ... Aug 17, 2012 RT @steveroggenbuck: im hapy to be alive right now i feel a basic apreciation of the world & people & the seasons.. thsi is what ... Aug 17, 2012 RT @rin_suzuki_2: I dreamt that my dog visited me at university Aug 17, 2012 shud i try to be like pictures of myself Aug 16, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: guys are we going to keep this up much longer, this entire thing with like clothes and language Aug 16, 2012 RT @srirachas: guy tha was gonna sell me xanax left with my $100 ystrdy but txted me last night abt picking up today, @bj_spears can u p ... Aug 16, 2012 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HOW BEFORE STEVE JOBS DIED OF BREAST CANCER HE INVENTED THE iRAQ AND THE iRAN? #TOPICAL Aug 16, 2012

walked to window, pulled skirt down, thought 'why are you fucking my life up like this?' (twds self), exit to room Aug 15, 2012 RT @JODYHiGHROLLER: i CAN'T WAiT TO GO CRY iN MY JACUZZi ... SO REFRESHiNG Aug 15, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: people like to make you work during conversations, they want you to earn your way out of the conversation, they see ... Aug 15, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: people see that stopping speaking and stopping listening are valuable to you, and they want to make you work to get ... Aug 15, 2012 ;) Aug 15, 2012 'becky' is short for 'rebecca' which is... an irish name... Aug 15, 2012 'becky' is a term for fellatio because its a... white girl name and white girls all give head like the dickens? Aug 15, 2012 keep thinking something like 'im wroth money... theres things ppl cud pay for , about me' Aug 15, 2012 i guess my tweeting style is deprivation / excess or whatever, like my eating and all othe things Aug 15, 2012 do u guys like teh cliches and stock phrases im spreading this mornig Aug 15, 2012 i should have done that thing where the woman wanted me to plug her product for $50 on my fashoi lbbog Aug 15, 2012 im not sure if i have my finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist or not Aug 15, 2012 if anyone... ill do anything for money right now, im in dire straits, i mean im strapped, broke an that victoria dot trott at gmail Aug 15, 2012 wenever i started 2 think ab giving up, i thot ab that the feeling of regret i'd have wud feel worse than anything i feel now -npr gymnast Aug 14, 2012 one time i felt emotion thinking about young black men dying over drugs Aug 14, 2012 the way i feel twds lovers seems v ideal as a way to feel twds thgs Aug 14, 2012 i seem to believe i need power to be happy but oh my god, i pine after language-reality oneness............ Aug 14, 2012 i jus wan epiphanies doggie... Aug 14, 2012 felt emotion thinking about how little i consider the perspectives of others Aug 14, 2012 jk theres maybe not even a problem with race maybe Aug 14, 2012 seems like america will have an easier time with gay ppl equality than non white Aug 14, 2012 havin a bad thought about art an how its... comforting to me when people are both v diff from 'normal society an shit' an also like, good... Aug 14, 2012 another example of how im a bad person is feel like it wouldnt make me sad to kill my own tummy baby Aug 14, 2012 i only notice im a bad person when people stop validating me Aug 14, 2012

its the devil you know guys Aug 14, 2012 always grumpy Aug 14, 2012 when my mom read me those jessie p semple by langston hughes stories... that was good Aug 14, 2012 if a person outside says hey, come here and i ignore them and they say you cant even say hi, i feel funny Aug 14, 2012 the neutrality of boys Aug 14, 2012 sometimes i'm like, actually bad Aug 14, 2012 seems like i definitely like some stuff better than other stuff... (as opposed to how i sometimes think i dont like anything) Aug 14, 2012 how do guys do that thing where you calmly share facts about your life Aug 14, 2012 think i ruined myself Aug 14, 2012 people taking the broad street line northbound at 11:40 on a saturday night are the only people here Aug 14, 2012 i seem to have a tumblr http://t.co/WgtoVe71 Aug 13, 2012 andy moreno interviewed me for creepy faggot magazine http://t.co/wkZyPomO Aug 12, 2012 i's in the park http://t.co/4GtnEs2E Aug 12, 2012 do u guys like 'doctor who'... im watching it... eating *porridge... its scurry as shit mane... im scurred doe Aug 12, 2012 i .. . can only.. .be poducticve.. . sarvaicastically . . . but thats oka i guess.. . .. Aug 12, 2012 other species are better because innovating outside of the skills you were born with and passing new skills on to new generations is bad Aug 12, 2012 sorry that tweet was gay. just ate this thing, it was undercooked *rice plus salsa, avocado, *lime juice, olive oil, raisins, *salt Aug 12, 2012 interested in disagreement with 'humans are much better than all the other species here,' feels like i 'couldn't disagree if i wanted to' Aug 12, 2012 when you are done eating you have to ease yourself back into not-eating with things like tea and oranges Aug 12, 2012 when the garlic... the way this raw garlic feels in my stomach reminds me of smoking weed Aug 12, 2012 jesus thought id be fine re ice cream dinner but its starting to hit me... someone call... an abulance... Aug 10, 2012 ate 1820 calories of coffee ice cream for dinner Aug 10, 2012 just had an epiphany that if i save money i can go on a trip Aug 10, 2012 jamaican lady at work said 'i get cold i get hot i get cold i get hot... my jacket...' and i whispered 'fuck you' #badpeople #itsme #imbad Aug 10, 2012

think i had a racist dream against jamaicans, i thought a black person was good and then realized he was jamaican and felt averse Aug 10, 2012 also the replacement chair i ordered re the one i broke is gonna get here monday, amazon says Aug 10, 2012 also i cracked a glass bowl when i poured hot water in. for oatmeal. wtf you're not stupposed to do that? Aug 10, 2012 the cassiopeia 'w' is on my forehead in pimples cuz ***WARNING*** NSFW ***WARNING*** http://t.co/ilBlno09 Aug 10, 2012 popped three pimples from my forehead Aug 10, 2012 looked in mirror, thought ab aging, 'i can jus be like aunt ruth,' how she said 'we're lucky to have u, rite' at sis's shower, giggled alone Aug 10, 2012 thought 'im so obese and im not as ashamed as i coooould be' in a sing-song Aug 10, 2012 just thought 'should i go to 7 eleven and get ice cream? are those people still downstairs? ha! good comeback!' Aug 10, 2012 i dont agree with myself on that necessarily, but that's the sort of thing i think, things like that Aug 10, 2012 looking at 'lip service,' a scottish show ab lezs, on netflix, thought 'all lezs are lying because women dont have actual sex feelings' Aug 10, 2012 heard my phone ringing and sat up a little and thought 'its probably just those black people' and lied back down again Aug 09, 2012 yelled 'fuck you' at the fan when i knocked it over Aug 09, 2012 just thought 'look at you. my warm, giant body,' sitting in a reclining position with head on hand, heh Aug 08, 2012 later tried to think about everyone as my cousins, and how we're all in this together, so i wouldn't be crazy and stuff Aug 08, 2012 yelled 'fuck you' and gave middle finger to guy who opened his door and it touched my leg a little today, thats the way my life is going Aug 08, 2012 feel like what ij ust did with one use of '...' and one of '..' is the most offensive thing ever Aug 08, 2012 gonna eat either... just plain guacamole platter thing or some sort of steak thing for dinner. wish the chicken things had guacamole w em.. Aug 08, 2012 girl just did something near me then said 'sorry im trying not to invade your privacy', seems bad, im a bad worker Aug 08, 2012 ate caramel popcorn and snapple for lunch... reading a book in the corner while 3 co workers talk over there Aug 08, 2012 @TheRealEve sexy Aug 08, 2012

not wearing shoes, sitting cross legged, wearing underwear i bought from rite aid with the klondikes Aug 08, 2012 i feel kind of good at work right now. ate four klondike bars for breakfast Aug 08, 2012 RT @blacksteve26: Ian got no homies Aug 08, 2012 just thought 'so glad you cant see me right now' and chuckeld Aug 06, 2012 we'll all ... i mea.... i duno Aug 06, 2012 i dont want to think about cancer... ill think about it when i get it Aug 06, 2012 when bret easton ellis tweets about 'the 25 year old' it reminds me of when i used to read this xanga and the guy called his gf 'the babe' Aug 06, 2012 i feel uncomfortable with the perception of myself i'll have reading that tweet about the korean girl later. like that im cute. i look bad Aug 06, 2012 some people seem to think lifes bad in itself. i think its good in itself and im bad in myself and thats why... these things are happening Aug 06, 2012 i feel comforted by the way the korean girl clomps on the floor when she walks Aug 06, 2012 today i locked self out an had to bother people and this happe https://t.co/bHWK2Tkl an now the mouse from last night is back Aug 05, 2012 puns seems funny Aug 05, 2012 so far my favorite part of not living with my parents is when i helped a drunk woman open the door to a bar to get out Aug 04, 2012 just got excited when i realized i hadnt thought of 'hobbies', like i could try to have 'hobbies' #thousandthtweet Aug 03, 2012 RT @blacksteve26: Mane I can't get out this damn bed Aug 03, 2012 http://t.co/86n3Hhz7 Aug 01, 2012 cuz Jul 31, 2012 whenevr i see that a woman is braless i feel v supportive of her (dam, no big puns intended) Jul 31, 2012 one time before i went to h-mart i typed 'Why am i 'jus goin to h mart:' i dk. Lifes meaningless.' in my phone Jul 31, 2012 on facebook i have more feelngs http://t.co/YhJlJjex Jul 30, 2012 i was like 'great, hardly any cherry jolly ranchers in here' but now they're all at the bottom of the bag Jul 30, 2012 https://t.co/bQQVYPTZ Jul 30, 2012 @jordan_castro damn, thought it said 'write' and was gonna be excited to read that by you lol Jul 30, 2012 jk rowling and jp morgan sitting in a tree, not taking anything seriously Jul 29, 2012 patron saint of fighting communism, against doubt and hesitation, and a happy death!! http://t.co/6M91za5Z http://t.co/DhBeDjOp Jul 29, 2012

i only want to use twitter to talk about how many prominent pimples i have (10) Jul 29, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: rap-game trying to kill urself with pills, passing out in weird position that fucks up blood circulation, waking up ... Jul 29, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: rap-game not being able to enjoy drugs Jul 29, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: rap-game disliking your friends Jul 29, 2012 wish you could preview actions irl Jul 29, 2012 want my hair to go all the way down by back cause i like how it feels right now, less than halfway, rubbing when i move my head up n down Jul 28, 2012 my neighbor called with grandma condolences and i said i dont need anything but the fridge empty as shit cousin! Jul 27, 2012 things i want to tweet as non sequiturs: 'just the tip,' 'adroit' Jul 27, 2012 wiping down w/ wet paper towels in bathrm, 'magined (/ realized?) i was an alien who'd paid a lot for human-body machine (what deft design!) Jul 27, 2012 'douching' seems so bad... like bringing wrong person into your clique Jul 27, 2012 don't like compound words (but they're fine separated ['not with standing,' 'never the less,' 'play ground']) Jul 27, 2012 feels good to let you guys in on this shit Jul 27, 2012 thought 'my boss not my friend but thats okay cause im not her friend any way' when she asked other (not me) student to pick up food w/ her Jul 27, 2012 is there any way to check your gmail and its empty but you dont think 'im so alone'? Jul 27, 2012 a video of me reading 'the heart sutra' Jul 27, 2012 bought jolly ranchers from cvs... for $2.77 Jul 26, 2012 i remember when i was home schooled in 7-8 grades, i never had any worries about being weird Jul 26, 2012 things i said id do but dint: go to the dmv, pack, clean the house Jul 26, 2012 im just gonna cover hip hop songs using photobooth. ill clean the kitchen later Jul 26, 2012 @miragonz lol Jul 26, 2012 ate bacon and some the baked porridge (remebe form yresareadaUY) fired in bacon grease () Jul 26, 2012 @twsunedited lol Jul 26, 2012 eating baked prrodidge i made Jul 26, 2012 'a=ya nuck thinas' - first attempt at typing 'yall fuck niggas' Jul 25, 2012 do u guys know about this website?? http://t.co/yKwCCsFz Jul 25, 2012 this does not surprise me http://t.co/SeX8TCwZ Jul 25, 2012 do u guys budget... ought i budget Jul 25, 2012 at work, i missed it, i missed work Jul 25, 2012

i am dancin wearin large baggy eans and a v baggy t shirt its different from what i usualy do Jul 25, 2012 @bj_spears oh, kid, you kid. Jul 25, 2012 aw, phooey! Jul 25, 2012 wish you could preview tweets Jul 25, 2012 whoa lol ate fried rice with chives, soy sauce n egg by picking it up with nori, felt negative twds it, now feel lot better physically haha Jul 25, 2012 (like a, yucko personality trait, not physically. just took a shower so hopefully doing ok in taht dept) Jul 25, 2012 god jesus i am reeking of [yucko thing], i am wracked wit it Jul 25, 2012 do u guys have ne thots on 'self-discipline'? i like how the 'isci' like 'science' (NOT like 'miscarraige,' 'fiscal' !) Jul 25, 2012 surely this will make me feel good http://t.co/1HklCBcz Jul 24, 2012 is it okay to wake up at 12:28pm Jul 24, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: gchattin victoria she lookin 4 comfortin phrases, she say 'we all gonna die' too abstract, i suggest 'dying is good ... Jul 22, 2012 Going to call all my negative feelings (including loneliness, fear, sorrow) "grumpiness." Jul 22, 2012 Do you guys know about feeling cared for by authors? Seems like the opposite of what I'm doing here on Twitter sorta. Lah-muh-ah-oh. Jul 21, 2012 Last night, felt grumpy reading "Detroit Skyline, 1949" by Bobbie Ann Mason but now I'm glad I read that story. Jul 21, 2012 Probably going to be tweeting badly and often like this for... a long time. Jus-suh-yuh-kuh (how you guys pronounce that one? @ me!) Jul 21, 2012 @truekwak whoops! (~_~;) i fixed it (^_^.) Jul 21, 2012 Remember when somebody tweeted about the most common Bing search? Was it "Google's not working?" Cause I just Bing-ed that. Jul 21, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: nick cannon is one lucky bastard Jul 21, 2012 cracking myself up like im a crack-rock Jul 21, 2012 hehe Jul 21, 2012 well. i guess i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna only follow asians for a while. Jul 21, 2012 RT @enbo2: Maybe I can copy & past when some tweets are stocked, and make available to look back without pushing bottom button? Jul 21, 2012 RT @truekwak: I used to like yoko ono, but then I found her twitter account :-( Jul 21, 2012 @FREEREMYMA miss u so much Jul 21, 2012 i rly liked 2006 Jul 21, 2012 I'm...making a Spotify playlist of these songs. http://t.co/U2dgHbqK Jul 21, 2012

Felt anxious imagining being a different person and interacting with me (V), not knowing what I (V) was thinking. Jul 21, 2012 Feel like I "fled" to all-lowercase poetry because of how humble it seemed, in sharp contrast to all my thoughts or something. Jul 20, 2012 Think it means something how I say "[Something]. [That thing]'s bad" a lot? Jul 20, 2012 As a woman, I like art by women... is that bad? I feel like it's bad. #whoops Jul 20, 2012 Most of y'all ain't met me. Jul 20, 2012 I feel averse to things I don't understand (how to pronounce "Okeh"?) Jul 20, 2012 Wish Wikipedia talked more about the production of "Freek-A-Leek." What's that bassy thing?! Jul 20, 2012 feel like previous tweet is a video a drug boy in santa fe showed me where the peoples faces get just a little weird, disconcertingly Jul 20, 2012 Having become disillusioned with people I idolized before doesn't seem to affect how easily I begin idolizing people now. Jul 20, 2012 if i dont follow anyone twitter has this giant box at the top with people faces and shit. retarded Jul 20, 2012 @whatspoetry just knives and juice bra Jul 20, 2012 i unfollowed everyone Jul 19, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: via being biggest thing every1 has in common, seems 'not knowing what we are doing' would be most common topic of c ... Jul 19, 2012 I do have a couple of rules first before meeting because I have apsolutley no clue who u r....I need you to send me a picture of you firstg Jul 19, 2012 some guy said he's driving up from dover, de and will sell me 30mg addies for 10 a pc, seems too cheap, scared an stuff Jul 19, 2012 i drink coffee in the morning, so i have energy to prepare high calorie food late at night Jul 19, 2012 im muslim Jul 19, 2012 RT @hyperbolirasta: imagined something that'd be like, a sort of lullaby that'd be like.. 'some people take pills for...' and it'd list ... Jul 19, 2012 i think my mom made like fish salad for dinner Jul 18, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: last night i binge-ate chipotle burrito a parfait 1 tub of peanut butter pretzels 1 of chocolate pretzels & 2 o ... Jul 18, 2012 also had a dream amir was at my house and he was like 'innocently pleased' by the working air condition, re https://t.co/RWPiyqgn #dasracist Jul 18, 2012 had a dream... my gmail chat thing was automatically sending 'dam' from me every time someone gmail chatted me Jul 18, 2012 'and this' - someone who regrets abbreviating 'room' in last tweet http://t.co/N017A8M2 Jul 18, 2012

was in a rm with this yesterday http://t.co/zQhezlbf Jul 18, 2012 mite try to snap some pics out ther at dmv. paused while composin this tweet an felt concerned someone could see i was typin like gchat lmao Jul 17, 2012 bout to walk to dmv cause i tryna be like @twsunedited an cause my parents want me to get a drivers license Jul 17, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: i think people deceive themselves thinking they have critical judgment if they think jhumpa lahiri is better than t ... Jul 17, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: yall would not believe what twitter account i readin or like.. what i had to do.. to read it.. or.. how happy it ma ... Jul 17, 2012 you guys remember when no one followed me and i had english 802 with a bunch of freshmen? one, an asian, 'peter,' had a fauxhawk Jul 17, 2012 'i always hated working on / thinking about / being near my art because it's so shitty' - 80yro me having a 'weeds' marathon in bedroom Jul 17, 2012 RT @tao_lin: feel like if i began a freestyle by saying 'yo' 3-5 times i wouldn't be able to stop saying 'yo,' it wouldn't 'feel right' ... Jul 17, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: when alone sometimes i say out loud lists of things like car manufacturers or types of food & laugh, e.g. 'gm f ... Jul 17, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: 3 hours into phone call with victoria on saturday night i began reading entries aloud from my 'webster's new geogra ... Jul 17, 2012 RT @whagwan: this is gay Jul 16, 2012 sed 'diamonds r foreva she my bitch foreva boochie boochie boochie smookie poofie peppa' out loud running 2 bafroom, came bak 2 twit, ha 2 p Jul 16, 2012 lmao at the word mattress right now Jul 16, 2012 tryna buy a mattress Jul 16, 2012 girl whose room im taking over said she uses the downstairs space to study and i could bring my desk there, in the public, with the ppl, lol Jul 16, 2012 when do you pay somebody to move in their house, do you do it before the day you move in Jul 16, 2012 wish i looked like this http://t.co/CTzi82jX Jul 16, 2012 man... Jul 16, 2012 you guys uh... listen mainly for to get clean i rub water on myself. what you guys think of that? bad, right? oh well Jul 16, 2012 id like it RT @twsunedited Imagined just sitting here all day, cataloging every retarded thought...and being satisfied with that Jul 15, 2012 RT @tao_lin: if everyone moves to san francisco now, then in 10 years we can all live there & it can be the new nyc & it won't b ... Jul 15, 2012 RT @pompadoured: Going to my special place for this reading. http://t.co/Shan7pRH Jul 15, 2012

'i carry the internet with me, i carry it in my brain' - someone doing a reading at a wedding Jul 14, 2012 wearing an ipod makes it easier for me to brush my teeth Jul 14, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: at times university sends warning emails & voicemails abt dangerous peeps in area & when i get them i like ... Jul 14, 2012 said 'i feel like marie calloway' out loud as like... a way you'd say... 'i feel like britney spears' maybe Jul 14, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: i see guy around a lot looks a li'l like river phoenix. shorter than river phoenix but kinda like river phoenix. NE ... Jul 13, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: wanted to make secret twitter @OhArd but it taken by sergey #fucksergey Jul 13, 2012 bad things i enjoy: stopping jogging out of laziness, forgetting thoughts i know were good Jul 13, 2012 #ff @hyperbolirasta Jul 12, 2012 gonna play sims 3 and listen to too $hort. you guys are my enemies. added 800 minutes to my phone though again thats 215 776 9504 Jul 12, 2012 the lady doctor touched my boobs Jul 12, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: am i actually convinced of my inevitable death? seems like i involuntarily pretend Jul 12, 2012 all im interested in is stuff about food Jul 12, 2012 RT @WEEATHERHEAD: last name: "ever" first name: "saddest" Jul 12, 2012 god damn Meltyblend http://t.co/Sahu9zto Jul 12, 2012 the things here make me feel comfortable http://t.co/1I4F4hpx Jul 12, 2012 remember saying something about 'you liar!' in an indian accent near swingset at christian school and girls thinkin i was funny Jul 12, 2012 do body bags have a inside zipper? Jul 12, 2012 like, for most of my life i'm going to be old Jul 11, 2012 Visualize all the sickness and disease you will experience if you continue to eat cooked food Jul 11, 2012 ate two fried bananas in coconut oil with like... crunched potato chips and salt and pepper for breakfast Jul 11, 2012 @retardedfaggot thas probly not first or whatever but whatever or whatever Jul 11, 2012 @retardedfaggot 'sitting on bed, just got home from work, bad day, roommates watching loud movie 12/20/08 01:58:03' - http://t.co/S2Om0gtt Jul 11, 2012 im drinking river horse summer blonde ale i stole from bsmt Jul 11, 2012 live mixtapes made me let them tweet that to get thing but seems okay now Jul 10, 2012 do u kno ab 'tiffin,' a british word named restaurant with chinese? waiters and indian food Jul 10, 2012

[Mixtape] Mystikal & Juvenile - Uptown Veterans :: Get It LIVE! http://t.co/08snxsuY @LiveMixtapes @DJ5150br @DJHektik504 Jul 10, 2012 i have a different phone now its number is 215 776 9504 Jul 09, 2012 dont have anything else to say but i have ocd where i have to do things in threes Jul 09, 2012 on the megabus an indian man asked me if i did anal sex and then if i did blowjobs as examples of stuff he'd ask his patients............. Jul 09, 2012 should i make an appointment with my school health thing with 'reason: anxiety'? (re drugs duh) Jul 09, 2012 unfollow me if u dont know who the person in my background is Jul 06, 2012 im not a [something] i just walk a lot Jul 06, 2012 just took a tiny nap and had ~3 dreams i found my phone Jul 05, 2012 can u guess which the toilet paper piece clung to when i stood up? Jul 05, 2012 jus placed a piece of toilet paper b/w boob and like, part of leg above knee (quad??) Jul 05, 2012 i lost my phone in my bike accident.. think about what that means for me guys.. Jul 05, 2012 a black devil (female) ran me off the road with her large silver object now my body hurts then a black angel (male) fixed my bike chain Jul 05, 2012 parts of my skin hurt when water touches them lmao Jul 05, 2012 'what yall are doin out here on twitter seems impressive this morning' - someone Jul 05, 2012 im not a sick person i just cough a lot Jul 05, 2012 this how i spending our nations independence from the nazis or whatever http://t.co/rp0msbni Jul 04, 2012 really banking on my life being different after i move out Jul 04, 2012 keep feeling like... waves of affection, for myself i think but maybe humans, seems a little troubling Jul 04, 2012 messaging women on okcupid Jul 04, 2012 going to sign out to tweet something unseemly from another account, you actual faggots Jul 04, 2012 @whatspoetry heh Jul 04, 2012 wow, talk about bias!!! http://t.co/SZqZqdoA re intro Jul 04, 2012 felt real bad before, feel good now (ate a banana an green tea) uh, but the thing is how i like, really felt bad but really feel good now Jul 04, 2012 dreamt someone found my twitter, i guess my family, and i was aware of impending consequences Jul 04, 2012

you guys remember when i was at my santa fe school and a white and a asian breakdanced outside dining hall w a boombox most nights? Jul 04, 2012 typed 'im so sad' in this box while like snuffley laughing Jul 04, 2012 i feel very bad Jul 03, 2012 my co worker is making me do all the work an shit u fags Jul 03, 2012 feel so bad right now at work cause of i ate bacon chips i think Jul 03, 2012 seems like i always talk to my co worker a lot for a little bit, and then start just hating her and only grunting Jul 03, 2012 RT @FREEREMYMA: SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY NIGGAS WHO FUCK WITH THEY FITTED HAT ON BUCKET NAKED Jul 03, 2012 wet spot on my ass from biking Jul 03, 2012 man i hate my job Jul 03, 2012 its hard for me to discern w/no i want to tweet unseemly things, i got a lot in store lmao Jul 03, 2012 places i was 2day: thrift store, h-mart, west oak lane, pictured park, one guys car, another guys car, nxt to railrd http://t.co/wT0Dq88X Jul 03, 2012 you wouldnt believe the day ive had Jul 03, 2012 'why you so quiet?' - people, to me. i feel like you guys dont get that question when you're quiet. its just me i feel like. Jul 03, 2012 [a much less seemly tweet about mucus] Jul 03, 2012 coughing up bloody green mucus Jul 02, 2012 i think im less depressed now than i was before Jul 02, 2012 im a retard Jul 02, 2012 we like that song 'use somebody' cause of the double entendre right #bigwords Jul 02, 2012 RT @hyperbolirasta: this twitter is bad. not like it sucks, like its bad.. for.. me, yall Jul 01, 2012 i los my voice Jun 30, 2012 @LKshowbusiness lmao Jun 30, 2012 so i need validation, to do stuff, but i need the things i use to get validation to like not... [something] #complexmagazine Jun 30, 2012 heh Jun 30, 2012 hi Jun 29, 2012 RT @tao_lin: instead of brands every person should have their own religion Jun 28, 2012 my job is bad Jun 28, 2012 @StephenSturgeon damn who is it Jun 28, 2012 just felt a desire to look at a tumblr called 'niggas who went to trade school' Jun 28, 2012 feel like i need a let yal know fresh an me moved out of the basemet Jun 28, 2012

i feel like i love you guys right now but i dont really Jun 27, 2012 @rin_suzuki_2 yeah right. you guys give me enough damn problem as is!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@! Jun 27, 2012 eating 'dried laver, soy sauce(soy bean), sesame seed, sesame oil, red long hot, carrot, ginger, garlic, onion, corn syrup,' Jun 27, 2012 finna eat dese almonds cray-zee!!! cray-zee!!! Jun 27, 2012 please fix my personality, twitter Jun 27, 2012 ate two bananas and an apple before Jun 27, 2012 drinking 'green tea, buckwheat, solomon's seal, adlay, mandarin, barley, mushroom, corn, brown rice, mulberry (leaves)' Jun 27, 2012 im fucked Jun 27, 2012 im all in a tizzy Jun 27, 2012 how do you decide whats good and bad to do Jun 27, 2012 stuff hannened Jun 27, 2012 interested in.. why is that Jun 27, 2012 seems weird fresh doesnt wanna do shit in his place... he wants a go in his friend basement with the turtles Jun 27, 2012 y'all Jun 27, 2012 ill read your unedited accounts of stuff that happened to you if you read mine Jun 26, 2012 @retardedfaggot n...o... Jun 26, 2012 omg Jun 26, 2012 man.. yall suck Jun 26, 2012 ill live it down though Jun 26, 2012 thats how ill end up Jun 26, 2012 im going to end up doing some of the work my absent boss assigned my co worker Jun 26, 2012 feel nostalgic for this weekend when i was looking at feminist tumblrs and eating shrimp flavored chips, phone sex virginity intact Jun 26, 2012 dunno if u guys realize that.... bearing someones children and stuff and just chilin keepin my fig. right wouldnt be a bad thing to me Jun 26, 2012 'what you gonna do when you get home cause i know you aint gonna do "dumb shit"' someone to whom i said 'im gonna do dumb shit' Jun 26, 2012 im sad Jun 26, 2012 shit re 'can u meet me at the spot?' now i have to text fresh cancelling !!!! !!!!! Jun 26, 2012 you guys do that? @ me! Jun 26, 2012 i continue to giggle Re: phone sex Jun 26, 2012 fresh is better than marquis because he tells me what to do but marquis seems extremely committed Jun 26, 2012

i feel really bad tweeting about this, because of you. because of the 39 of you. Jun 26, 2012 marquis just texte d mee! Jun 26, 2012 im giggling a lot Jun 26, 2012 fresh called again and said 'yo we bout to have phone sex' and then we tried but his phone ran out minutes Jun 26, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: they made baseball for lives like our lives Jun 26, 2012 im uh... shadow boxing myself in the mirror to get my blood pumping to make my face prettier Jun 26, 2012 f...uck Jun 26, 2012 heheheeheheh Jun 25, 2012 an i said 'oh..ok thats fine' and he said 'nah im just playin wit you im not like that' Jun 25, 2012 fresh said 'my man wants to fuck you too' and i said 'oh.. wat he look like?' and fresh said 'the one at the crib' Jun 25, 2012 going to walk 5 miles catch ya on the flip Jun 25, 2012 2) fresh called im in love with him now Jun 25, 2012 couple things: i feel like passive-aggression gets a bad rap. what? you guys like anger better? i guess its better, idk Jun 25, 2012 going there now to talk aobut how much i miss fresh and how come he only called me one time should i text him? Jun 25, 2012 this twitter has almost as many followers as my unedited acct now. them all bots (lol @... what an unedited version of this could be, huh?) Jun 25, 2012 going to listen to t pain at work now Jun 25, 2012 whoa Jun 25, 2012 dasdnad9a80989 daojsdj asd98as-0dans-0d9a0smdas,dsdop na-0n]9s-0dasmdai,,poian'b ipsoidfo in'gsdofig'sdfogi mse 4-w4fmofjdfjsodfjsdofSDf[,. Jun 25, 2012 stuff is so specific Jun 25, 2012 oh wait its romantic i think Jun 25, 2012 i think im awkwardly texting about the weather Jun 25, 2012 uh, so, shd i say 'ctfu' instead of 'hehe' or what Jun 25, 2012 'feel v inerested in diff stuff marquis eats but feel like he wud think was wird if i text him ab it' - me before i did it Jun 25, 2012 what are you assholes doing following me, fuck you new people, get out of here this is not a place for you Jun 25, 2012 'not having a facebook' and 'not having a car' are attractive potential mate qualities to me Jun 25, 2012 i enjoy being easily influenced Jun 25, 2012

twitters gay Jun 25, 2012 going to lie on a yoga mat and listen to.. i think 'rappa ternt sanga' but maybe thr33 ringz.. look at my new background Jun 25, 2012 sometimes i... wait calmly to feel happy again when im sad, and other times i do destructive / makin it worse stuff Jun 25, 2012 i forgot how my florida shirt could be like about the heat kind of Jun 24, 2012 ate some corned beef and a potato and a bunch them peanut candies. guess ill walk 7 miles now. catch u guys l8r <3 Jun 24, 2012 atmostphere in my room seems beautiful Jun 24, 2012 FUCK ALL U !!!!!! CATS U CATS... U HEP CATS W UR HEP LINGO..... Jun 24, 2012 RT @hyperbolirasta: i think i feel shame about this twitter's things Jun 24, 2012 feel nervous about having tweeted that, should i start a new account for sex tweets Jun 24, 2012 fresh said... 'this my pussy right?' in sex and i said 'yes' and also he kissed the top of my ass real sweet... ly... Jun 24, 2012 sl[im th]ug Jun 24, 2012 slim thug Jun 24, 2012 my life astounds me Jun 24, 2012 just ate the last of shrimp chips, eating korean pineapple candies now. they good. says 'hello~go!go!' on them Jun 24, 2012 omg Jun 24, 2012 h... elp Jun 24, 2012 help Jun 24, 2012 what the hell Jun 24, 2012 marquis just texted me 'how you feel about me at this point of our friendship tho?.' Jun 24, 2012 an i told im about riff raff as an example of a white person who looked ok with tattoos, i thought Jun 24, 2012 i forgot marquis likes t.i. we was talkin about his gun charges an how u gotta protect ya fam Jun 24, 2012 heh Jun 24, 2012 it was like 'person 1: how are you / person 2: good you / person 1 : good', i published myself Jun 24, 2012 i think it was the class newsletter, i think i edited it Jun 24, 2012 in 5th grade i had a thing published in school newspaper mocking instant messenger because of how there was nothing to say Jun 24, 2012 this is porbably that happiest im gonna be in a while because of all the space i have to live inr igth now and its #summer2012 Jun 24, 2012

i forgot... seems like... the most important thing to tweet: fresh's tats are so much better than anyones Jun 24, 2012 i bet the highs in abusive relationships are higher than the ones in non-abusive ones Jun 24, 2012 feminism pleases me more than like.. sexuality or race civil rights stuff Jun 24, 2012 RT @LonelyKrnGirl1: loneliness begat my dry humor Jun 24, 2012 @bj_spears who you think i am? you think i did that? #thepatriarchy Jun 24, 2012 writing an email to my christian friend about how i can definitely contribute 40 to my oth. chr. fr. bachelorette beach trip party... Jun 24, 2012 ahhh! worse than i thought, even!!! #ahhh Jun 24, 2012 going to look at the picture i took of my face 'high on k2' now, afraid Jun 24, 2012 also i been eating these peanut candies with milk in them #keepit100 Jun 24, 2012 was going to eat more shrimp chips but then i saw fresh called me earlier Jun 24, 2012 RT @rcjohnso: I hate busses so much Jun 24, 2012 im looking at feminist tumblrs eating shrimp flavored chips Jun 23, 2012 i like this poem http://t.co/8AbPXLc8 Jun 23, 2012 RT @chriskillen: if 100 people retweet this i will earnestly try to rip off @Jordan_castro's twitter style for a whole day. Jun 23, 2012 RT @atcolv: richard yates seemed to dislike fat people Jun 23, 2012 i feel god to make tpyises because no one eilwlw folowa mae Jun 23, 2012 ill tell u wat i want : go h-art buy excess foods, eat it in me room watchin netflix, walk around 6 miles, suc a dick. (ersiosouserisous) Jun 23, 2012 might go see a movie alone tonight. never did that before Jun 23, 2012 'Even when im silent, i keep thinking that "what if i say something and they(my friends) bring out a second meaning out of it".' - s.a.s.f. Jun 23, 2012 reading ab other peoples weed stories on social anxiety support forum Jun 23, 2012 s/o to my followers you dicks you dicks you bag of dicks Jun 23, 2012 just thought 'nothing is at all as good as i want it to be', seem to be forcing myself to try to have k2 based epiphanies Jun 23, 2012 before i said 'it feels different from weed, it feels smoother,' then felt anxiety Jun 23, 2012 im 'high' on k2 (quotes bc i think i took 2 hits, and am exaggerating) Jun 23, 2012 RT @rin_suzuki_2: being a human seems sneaky, seems like a funny secret everyone has and no one speaks directly about Jun 22, 2012 i went to the korean food court with my parents for dinner. like i do most friday nights Jun 22, 2012 sometimes i say something and the other person says 'haha, she said,' and repeats what i said like there's another person there Jun 22, 2012 i like when people ask me to kiss their dicks as a euphemism for blowjobs Jun 22, 2012

ard i think im done binge eating almonds, thanks for staying with me thru that yall Jun 22, 2012 going to binge eat almonds Jun 22, 2012 im gay Jun 22, 2012 writing seems gay Jun 22, 2012 how do you answer 'can you cook' Jun 22, 2012 meb if me jas twit in crpyiic slz Jun 22, 2012 somoeone tol me he has to take tests toge t in the nav adn i wished he wud fail them so not go waay Jun 22, 2012 @bunrogers u kiddin me got no love for da intps???? sup w dat???? Jun 22, 2012 i wish no one followed me Jun 22, 2012 also he told me to get tatted... listen what should i get tatted? all his tats are about money Jun 22, 2012 i dont understand why we're waiting... a week to have sex... but i think it's good, it makes it like, whatever and whatever Jun 22, 2012 what's... valuable... out her on the block... would love to value some different stuff Jun 22, 2012 feel self conscious tweeting 'fuck everyone who follows me' again but i just felt it real strong Jun 22, 2012 it makes sense goodbye kisses are the best Jun 22, 2012 imscared Jun 22, 2012 our kids are gonna be named victoria, louis, and the 3rd boy is still un named Jun 22, 2012 twitter makes life less real to me, im sure other people have different purposes for it but mine seems destructive Jun 22, 2012 how i sound on twitter makes me sad Jun 22, 2012 going to watch movies tomorrow out her on the block Jun 22, 2012 whoa im fucked, whoa Jun 22, 2012 feel scared of my... insincerity Jun 22, 2012 listen, someone said 'you dont like me as much as i like you' and now i feel funny Jun 22, 2012 things are moving fast out her on the block Jun 22, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: you would not believe what the fuck i'm doing right now.. involves music.. and like.. an audience.. #different Jun 22, 2012 h8 jobs Jun 22, 2012 blowin money fas Jun 22, 2012 shd i do dirty shit Jun 22, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: dancing after work in my office listening to music, so funny #different Jun 22, 2012

thers so many... music videos not on imdb... aint they posed to be ther? who dese girls is huh? Jun 21, 2012 @hyperbolirasta yeah nigga, #beef Jun 21, 2012 does anyone have beef with me? let's have some beef together #beef Jun 21, 2012 facck Jun 21, 2012 'you need me to cool you down boo' - someone, 'yeah i do need that, yeah' - me... seems like i need to get better at talking like that Jun 21, 2012 im fckd Jun 21, 2012 binge eating canteloupe Jun 21, 2012 we're all alive at the same damn time Jun 21, 2012 um so today outside my work walkin in w other girl some ppl said 'susan! becky!' and i said 'mohammed! jahlil!' i finally did it you guys Jun 21, 2012 unfolla your ma (me, im your ma i guess) Jun 21, 2012 @bj_spears i meant scare quotes Jun 21, 2012 two dot ellipses are good in texts but i tink three dots r nice 2 Jun 20, 2012 wat.. do u guys do most of the time Jun 20, 2012 i feel alienated from... twitter Jun 20, 2012 RT @empathetichorse: want to touch waka flocka's belly... Jun 20, 2012 i feel sincere... feels complex... Jun 20, 2012 im fucked@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 Jun 20, 2012 how do u feel better Jun 20, 2012 ~~~ A L L ~~~ D I F F E R E N T ~~~ S T U F F ~~~ Jun 19, 2012 felt bad last night because someone called me at 1:30am and i said 'im sleepin' to him, i regret that Jun 19, 2012 downloading mystikals 'the kraken' mixtape mp3 by mp3 bc datpiffs one sucks Jun 19, 2012 today i... Jun 19, 2012 its hard to download music now Jun 19, 2012 if someone asks me what i did today i immediately feel shame Jun 19, 2012 all yall got bank acts rite? nun my followers out ther stackin real money in they room rite? interested in ppl who do that Jun 19, 2012 theres no happier camper in the world than me Jun 19, 2012 i talk to myself a lot Jun 19, 2012 seems kind of bad i say 'hehe' a lot in texts to... people who i also say 'oh ard' a lot to Jun 19, 2012 seems like i was best at 'riding' in sex after smoking weed Jun 18, 2012 im gonna tweet somethin unseemly Jun 18, 2012

RT @tao_lin: distinctly thought 'unhappiness is bad' in the manner of an epiphany while in the backseat of a car looking out the window ... Jun 18, 2012 RT @MeekMill: #selfmade2 June 26th #gfid July 31st #dreams&nightmares aug.28th #Heat Jun 18, 2012 sex tip: 'The most "talented" people out there all put in work to master their craft. Jordan didn't pop out the shoot slam dunking.' Jun 18, 2012 im reading sex tips on the internet Jun 18, 2012 my boss is clicking her mouse insanely fast, seems like a symptom of her obesity #jussayin Jun 18, 2012 @StephenSturgeon dam sounds good. always... felt like 'victorian' is about me #narcissus Jun 18, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: feeling grateful i never have to tweet abt how everyone should unfollow me. @bj_spears does it, then i re-tweet her ... Jun 18, 2012 my co workers twitter sucks Jun 18, 2012 just ate a baggie of walnuts and raisins Jun 18, 2012 'he(h)' - @JeepShit Jun 18, 2012 '"in mehico do they say madre-fucker?"' - @JeepShit Jun 18, 2012 's.o.s. should stand for "sick of spiderman"' - @JeepShit Jun 18, 2012 just wiped a lot of coconut oil off my hands onto a jean skirt that the boy outside criticized for its bagginess Jun 18, 2012 my life is on the... come up Jun 18, 2012 i feel happy ab this http://t.co/8ywmUd14 Jun 18, 2012 forgot he said he liked my walk 'its all bow-legged.' now concerned re having to maintain a bow-legged walk Jun 17, 2012 omg i forget he said 'i just got a baby-mama' and i said 'you doin somethin for fathers day' and he said 'no' and i said 'thats funny' Jun 17, 2012 RT @srirachas: britney spears should've been named 'clarity'...'clarity spears' Jun 17, 2012 i feel like i need to clarify how alone i am generally, and what a bad person, and like, how i look bad Jun 17, 2012 feels like i want to tweet this stuff but also maybe just not tweet it Jun 17, 2012 and also i touched his forearm and said 'i like this' and i think he said 'i want to know what you feel like though' Jun 17, 2012 someone outside just told me his name was fresh and i said 'like the movie' and he said yes! omg! Jun 17, 2012 i saw graffiti that said 'you go girl' Jun 17, 2012 go for it, you said it, sure, i see Jun 17, 2012 i recommend putting the word because in square quotes Jun 17, 2012

overate chicken salad and tuna salad and meatballs and vegetables 'because' of 'stressful' family Jun 17, 2012 cant Jun 17, 2012 seems like i want to be able to Jun 17, 2012 theres things i cant tweet about somehow #dignity? Jun 17, 2012 'still baffled how my life unraveled.. in the meantime time just travels' - @tip Jun 17, 2012 RT @WEEATHERHEAD: RT if you stand up when you wipe Jun 17, 2012 sitting around dinner table felt aware how i expect that later, ill know what its like to be other people Jun 17, 2012 i wanna go to six flags Jun 17, 2012 at one point today i thought that i 'actually' only care about 'fucking bitches and getting money' Jun 17, 2012 oh also i felt bad outside because i didnt have enough accessories. seems like accessories are cool. you guys like them? Jun 17, 2012 said 'yeah, my life seems really nice' just now to @StephenSturgeon on phone, now im confused #confused #nicelife #walking #summer2012 Jun 17, 2012 thas rite guys keep it up re unfollows Jun 16, 2012 like im always glad when.. its the other two and then she comes Jun 16, 2012 RT @whatspoetry: wish I was watching 'peep show' Jun 16, 2012 RT @RiFFRaFF_SODMG: i FEEL NEUTRAL.. LiKE i DON'T KNOW iF iTS A BAD DAY.. iT DEFiNATELY iSNT GOOD... MUST BE BAD.. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.. BYE Jun 16, 2012 @hyperbolirasta yeah boi Jun 16, 2012 vaguely escaped http://t.co/uy52kjA2 Jun 16, 2012 @timothysanders :D :') Jun 16, 2012 sorry for talkin bout pd so much guys Jun 16, 2012 might jus not answer, like feel like i just dont want to lie, but dont want say things about my period, so just gona not answer, tips welcom Jun 16, 2012 someone just shoot me Jun 16, 2012 guess ill jus use the ol parents excuse. you guys know bout that? #classic Jun 16, 2012 struggling http://t.co/pwd5sHby Jun 16, 2012 god dam, rely unfollow me guys Jun 16, 2012 can u jus tel strangers ur on ur pd or do u have to make up lies ab why u cant do anythin tonite Jun 16, 2012 just deleted a tweet about how id paypal someone to give me advice, but i still would Jun 16, 2012 told person they smell good and they said 'what, usually when you hug people they smell bad?' Jun 16, 2012

'My life uh is weird its borin i jus walk aroun and im to my job an get drunk on wk ends sometimes, wat ur life like?' me in a text Jun 16, 2012 #fridaynight Jun 16, 2012 ok so outside i feel like this boy said 'oh ard' but he just said 'oh alrite' in a text? Jun 16, 2012 im transcribing all the texts on my phone into a google doc Jun 16, 2012 RT @noahcicero: @jordan_castro why you sweatin so hard, is u rollin or somethin Jun 16, 2012 just said 'why you sweatin so hard' so someone outside Jun 16, 2012 fuck everyone who follows me (no offense guys i have to say that, i have to) Jun 16, 2012 RT @bttrcpmcgllcddy: thought, 'the fact that new york city looks nothing like lothlorien is proof that humans are functionally incompetent' Jun 15, 2012 going to go look at my coworkers twitter now Jun 15, 2012 spent $50 on food since the 11th Jun 15, 2012 RT @PeanutLive215: If You Look Up Ta Drug Dealers Ya Life Ain't Going No Where #realpuppetshit Jun 15, 2012 feel comforted that ive been this uncool my entire life Jun 15, 2012 RT @FREEREMYMA: im changing my tampon LOL just playing these birds tweet everything they do im locking in holla 2mar maybe Jun 15, 2012 i think i just had a craving for beer Jun 15, 2012 whaoa.... my twiter.. Jun 15, 2012 watched i guess not looked at Jun 15, 2012 going to watch 'paid in full' again Jun 15, 2012 i guess the not okayness my sister was talking about was about like when i got drunk in her basement and looked at porn Jun 15, 2012 im going to keep tweeting shitty tweets Jun 15, 2012 anyone use http://t.co/vKBbiyO0 to browse netflix? seems better but less pictures Jun 15, 2012 feel really bad about what just happened, partly because i feel like i shouldve just talked to my sister or something Jun 15, 2012 if you unfollow me, ill really understand, more than if you follow me, ill respect you more and everything Jun 15, 2012 this is the kind of thing i feel emotions about, jsyk, not like, africa and like, other stuff Jun 15, 2012 going to livetweet everything that happens to me whenever im aroud people and twitter now Jun 15, 2012 she said 'would u tell me if u werent' and i said 'im fine' Jun 15, 2012 'are you ok' she just said and i said 'm hm' Jun 15, 2012

she just said 'are you dating anyone' Jun 15, 2012 'maybe ill just tape it' Jun 15, 2012 im livetweeting Jun 15, 2012 seems scary Jun 15, 2012 my sistr walked in my rmm clossd door and sat ddown in front of me and started assembling a craft Jun 15, 2012 you guys seen this http://t.co/IuNOOSOs Jun 15, 2012 then i didnt, im not catching fireflies, im against it but i eat cow Jun 15, 2012 'the girls are catching fireflies if you want to come ... i dont know if you can stand the experience' - ma soeur Jun 15, 2012 found myself thinking 'different stuff, all different stuff' happily in the thrift store today Jun 15, 2012 feel like i should tweet about stuff other than like... that stuff Jun 15, 2012 i walked only in the city today because the past 4 times i walked in the suburbs 'sean' like found me with his black car and stuff Jun 15, 2012 just deleted ten thousand tweets Jun 15, 2012 my asian cashier there said 'temple student?' and i said yeah and he said to tell people about it but i have no temple friends so i tweetin Jun 14, 2012 most clothes at the 'peace' thrift store on germantown ave near erie are $1 Jun 14, 2012 sometimes i just dont drink caffeine for a few weeks, like right now. feel like it doesnt affect me at all Jun 14, 2012 deleted some tweets about 'gangsta' black people, fairies, my lack of coolness Jun 14, 2012 went to $1 store for recep again this time for candies & the indian man gave me 'neighbor discount'! was #exciting #receptionist Jun 14, 2012 i guess the #jamaican is sick because #receptionist had me buy ginger ale from corner store, is now givin her pepsi tho ? Jun 14, 2012 'and what happened to your knee? its not the gout is it?' #receptionist Jun 14, 2012 RT @TPAIN: I don't know if this is gonna creep anybody out like it did me, but who's hand is that all the way to the le http://t.co/KxMS2XLr Jun 14, 2012 RT @FREEREMYMA: IF A NIGGA FUCK U WITH HIS FITTED HAT ON U DEFF A JUMP Jun 14, 2012 RT @adamhump: S/O to @jeepshit keep em coming Jun 14, 2012 u no ab @jesus ? he don follow no1 Jun 14, 2012 @JeepShit hehe yeah spelled 'tity boi' Jun 14, 2012 i really like when 2 chainz says '2 chainz!' i also really like when yo gotti says 'yo gotti!' Jun 14, 2012 (the kitchen) Jun 14, 2012

it probably is Jun 14, 2012 my mom made a face and said 'the kitchens going to get cleaned rite' when i asked her to use her pc Jun 14, 2012 thought seriously about the line 'she aint worried about nothin cause she knows shes the baddest' Jun 14, 2012 i feel emotional listening to this song and watching this video http://t.co/4cVWtL18 Jun 13, 2012 recently i told this guy 'sean' i didnt like that he was bald, and to grow his hair back an then call me #whitegirlproblems Jun 13, 2012 @JeepShit yeah i remember that Jun 13, 2012 @MeekMill is your middle name 'rahmeek' because i saw that on wikipedia b4 but its gone now Jun 13, 2012 gonna leave twitter so i stop tweeting about jerkin. was gonna post a song called 'found my swag' and talk about how i need to Jun 13, 2012 on my ipod right now its mostly mixtapes Jun 13, 2012 you guys.. i have to tell you something http://t.co/R0THqC1D Jun 13, 2012 im watchin videos of 'jerkin' in the library, feel like, embarrassed but like its more important to me to watch the videos than feel calm Jun 13, 2012 someone wrote a fanfic about a yg song, im sad http://t.co/h3rt8BvH Jun 13, 2012 just ate an almond that tasted like a rotten banana Jun 13, 2012 @bttrcpmcgllcddy y Jun 13, 2012 going to look at the @ mentions of all 19 people i follow now Jun 12, 2012 need to get more vague w my details Jun 11, 2012 i hope no one finds this lil twitter Jun 11, 2012 yo bout to get into somethin else from the library maybe.. Jun 11, 2012 looking at face in giant flatscreen monitor in music rm of lib, while typing, its fun i feel more attractive when typing Jun 11, 2012 'I think $5 a day should give me a clean kitchen in the AM and in the PM.' - my mom in a email Jun 11, 2012 i have porblems Jun 11, 2012 i... enjoy deleting tweets Jun 11, 2012 man Jun 11, 2012 jus deleted anuva Jun 11, 2012 'just deleted some tweets' - someone who doesnt say every time she deletes tweets Jun 11, 2012 twitter is like the power greater than me i believe in like they make you say at alcoholics anonymous Jun 10, 2012

liking british people seems like something i want to stamp out of self but am watchin robin hood now Jun 10, 2012 the reason lost was so popular is people just want to watch video of trees and beaches and stuff Jun 10, 2012 what if you were prince harry Jun 10, 2012 thought about being dramatic as an okay thing while watching that #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 i can imagine my twitter deteriorating into me just saying different stuff is good #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 oh they just used the title in the movie, it was good #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 ha i like when people just say 'dick' really shortly as a insult #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 if i had a macbook pro would it heat up when i watched this? #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 damn, his sister mixed or somethin? #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 what if all your skin was scar tissue #thebigiamlivetweet Jun 10, 2012 im against the 'th' ting Jun 10, 2012 feel confused / troubled by my own sarcasm, i dont know, someone explain it Jun 10, 2012 @whatspoetry dam u left em both up... respec Jun 09, 2012 @tao_lin yeah for 1 and 2nd grade Jun 09, 2012 RT @TeemoneeNYC: surprisingly, I listen to ratchet ass music, but I'm not a ratchet ass rapper... ironic. Jun 09, 2012 deleted a lot of tweets about 2 lightning bugs and a moth in my room Jun 09, 2012 seems funny i feel like im 'definitely not crazy' Jun 09, 2012 feel like, while im definitely not crazy, its true that im just sitting here giggling Jun 09, 2012 (funny-haha) Jun 09, 2012 i feel funny, being alive feels funny right now Jun 09, 2012 i feel very rebellious against the fact that ygs '4 hunnid degreez' is not '4 hunnit degreez' Jun 09, 2012 five close friends who i see each day of the week individually then at night all together on weekends Jun 09, 2012 hehe Jun 09, 2012 @bttrcpmcgllcddy i unfollowed you but forget why and have read each of your tweets since i did that by going to your page, hehe Jun 09, 2012 @bttrcpmcgllcddy insrsting (how i say 'interesting' now) Jun 09, 2012 RT @tao_lin: u fucking shitheads...god damn u all Jun 09, 2012 RT @srirachas: if i close my laptop now and try to sleep i know i will lie in the dark for many minutes feeling sad/shitty before i fall ... Jun 09, 2012

RT @chriskillen: in the last 7 days, I met two people who lived solely underwater and I met them all with who.lives.underwater #wholives ... Jun 09, 2012 RT @boyleunedited: i like...forget what people want to hear from me...what do you people want from me Jun 09, 2012 my new tumblr about being a better person is making me feel good Jun 09, 2012 can smell sister smoking outside Jun 09, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: 'it's never too late' is ideal for prefacing with 'not to be honest'. 'not to be honest, it's never too late' #diff ... Jun 07, 2012 i very often say 'come at me! come at me!' when people honk at me when im on my bike Jun 06, 2012 shrimp for dinner tonight, mom said. just ate 1 pink and 1 blue popsicle #appetizerideas Jun 06, 2012 feel like something really bad is happening with the structure of the bottom of my face Jun 06, 2012 found a new hand thing with masturbating: right on top stead of bottom!! Jun 06, 2012 RT @FREEREMYMA: why are people acting like im only better than all the gay girl rappers? Jun 06, 2012 @StephenSturgeon sure go ahead. i already forget it, i feel Jun 06, 2012 jus deleted a tweet about how everyting is meaningless Jun 06, 2012 RT @PeanutLive215: Why Keep It A Secret If You Don't Care #realpuppetshit Jun 06, 2012 RT @MizzTwerksum: I promise ya ill keep my self up remain the same chick you fell in love with ill keep it tight and ill keep my figure ... Jun 06, 2012 RT @Iucyfur: no one has a single actual clue Jun 06, 2012 hehe so i was walkin outside and a car slowed down and a guy rolled down the window real slow and waved real slow Jun 05, 2012 i jus wan spend alla money im savin for other stuff on a macbook pro Jun 05, 2012 40 seconds #planktuesday Jun 05, 2012 i want some peanuts Jun 05, 2012 RT @RiFFRaFF_SODMG: DO U KNOW ME ? BECUZ I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT MY FUTURE iS.. iTS LiKE iM WATCHiNG A CARTOON BUT iTS REAL LiFE Jun 05, 2012

i use 'eated' for.. 'ate' now. people think its funny, its better though. try it Jun 05, 2012 dunno what i care ab but i doubt its death Jun 05, 2012 i dont even care ab death, btw. i feel like i'll talk ab that, how concerned i am, limited time, but listen: all i cares ab is validation Jun 05, 2012 my dreams are so much more optimistic than when i'm awake, like all the stuff i think can happen, while im dreaming Jun 05, 2012

more stuff keeps happening Jun 05, 2012 i remember in elementary school complaining about gay people stealing the rainbow Jun 04, 2012 didnt realize til i saw a bunch of them near suburbs whole foods, that my twitter logo is ab gay people Jun 04, 2012 guess im not on board really Jun 04, 2012 how yall feel about ull for future second person sglr thing Jun 04, 2012 gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jun 04, 2012 RT @MizzTwerksum: I be watching my videos like damn I did that ? Lol forreal Jun 04, 2012 http://t.co/QBAFBzx7 Jun 04, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: confidential to victoria http://t.co/9kPpeSUs Jun 04, 2012 RT @MeekMill: Fuck being robbed u gotta worry about get ate out here! Jun 03, 2012 @tao_lin & @AAKnopf is like @meekmill & @rickyrozay Jun 03, 2012 RT @miragonz: i just really want to tweet something Jun 03, 2012 RT @boyleunedited: while washing dishes thought 'no one chose to be alive but here we are, enduring life together, trying to be ok' & ... Jun 03, 2012 itd be better for you and for me if you unfollowed me Jun 03, 2012 theres like 'coon' and 'hound' and also some german thing 'hoont' so i feel like theres 'coont' but theres just 'cunt' Jun 03, 2012 i feel like dem people in the band 'pretty reckless' probly aint even that reckless. only person i know of is lead singer Jun 03, 2012 friends dont let friends drive drunk and takes one to know one seem like some good sentences Jun 03, 2012 i hadnt remembered it was my twitter logo while i was in transition from wikipedia to here to say that Jun 03, 2012 call me a retard but i dont see the n in the peace sign symbol which supposed to stand for campaign for nuclear disarmament Jun 03, 2012 thought i had all this stuff to tweet, like i wrote stuff down.. Jun 03, 2012 feels like just continuing to exist is making existing worse Jun 03, 2012 some stuff is really happening Jun 02, 2012 RT @newrafael: What you focus on expands. Jun 02, 2012 @MizzTwerksum baby was that u in ygs 'respect her hustle' vid cause it look jus like u Jun 02, 2012 listening to ygs 4hunnit degreez agin Jun 02, 2012 wish there was a trash box like the blue p o box that sent your trash right to landfill like how p o box send mail right to person, right? Jun 02, 2012 seems weird we cant just eat anything like doors and curtains and stuff Jun 02, 2012

i think part of my brain still like, um believes in hell where bad girls go Jun 02, 2012 listened to yg's mixtape 4hunnid degrees like four times on repeat just now with pleasure Jun 02, 2012 you know when people say 'what do people call you' and you reel off all the names? going to add 'snowbunny' Jun 01, 2012 RT @pompadoured: Feel like 50 Cent is talking to me when he says "shake that ass, girl." Jun 01, 2012 do i gotta stop believin somebody outside me knows answers? cause seems.. thatd be weird lol Jun 01, 2012 someone would http://t.co/lpxf6j5a Jun 01, 2012 i think im retarded.. seems kind of fun Jun 01, 2012 felt like the movie was against me, going to plow delillo like a field of ripe corn instead Jun 01, 2012 bout to watch pirates of the caribbean 1 and eat a banana alone in my room Jun 01, 2012 said 'aw, sweet! all my friends' when saw dese nigs fuckin wit that one tweet @StephenSturgeon @meganboyle @JeepShit May 31, 2012 11 #pushupthursday May 31, 2012 remember how i learned to say stuff on phone about taking a message cause mom made me read this http://t.co/rOp7x5LV ? May 31, 2012 my social anxiety aka discourtesy????? May 31, 2012 i think i believe that if someone thinks that you feel or think something, in a way you do sort of, even if you dont May 31, 2012 am i lying to myself about this shit http://t.co/xoy1wsuU May 31, 2012 i would rather read the people i follows tweets than don delillo May 30, 2012 http://t.co/AJPQgNyy May 29, 2012 RT @StephenSturgeon: you wanna know bout #different watch here i guess. it's not 100% different but if yall need to be told.. http://t.c ... May 29, 2012 i bike better drunk May 29, 2012 whose sweatin like a bitch & got 2 thumbs? this guy! #stopitsshowertime May 27, 2012 shame ab the 6ers May 27, 2012 @david_fishkind good job May 26, 2012 sometimes i feel surprised how much things i've made can make me feel good May 26, 2012 touching boobs with one hand is funny cause i feel sympathy for the one i'm not touching May 26, 2012 i want to look at a tumblr that ranks peoples by swag from 1-10 May 26, 2012 'if u no 4 fact u got poor swag, wat betr way practice then walk round dancin cali twerk music?' May 26, 2012

get ready for this one.. its rough May 26, 2012 i very rarely think or experience life unsarcastically, seems troubling. seems like only place i do is twitter, in a way May 26, 2012 seems like sour cream n onion bags are shiny, crinkly and green as a way of describing the chips flavor and crunchiness May 26, 2012 i like country music May 26, 2012 feel like i have nothing to look at on the internet except twitter May 26, 2012 i feel attracted to @RiFFRaFF_SODMG 's colors and shiny decorations May 26, 2012 somethings... happening... May 26, 2012 i feel like life is a game where i'm cheating and everyone's mad about it but have decided, together it's best not to say anything May 25, 2012 just thought 'i dont like things where the answer is itself!' then felt vaguely profound, reading 'zen mind beginners mind' in full screen May 25, 2012 the obese guy at my job said 'why dont you do some research' very condescendingly on phone, to wife i think May 25, 2012 RT @Scoobyworld901: Alotta u chicks walkn round here pretty as can b n dressd all nice but smell like #SHIT May 25, 2012 RT @island_jo: Often wonder if I wouldve been a rebellious slave #random May 25, 2012 @srirachas heh May 25, 2012 getting excited about all the white rappers May 25, 2012 you guys seen this http://t.co/dtAzImdl May 25, 2012 eating apple loudly May 24, 2012 smelling bad at work May 24, 2012 wonder if could fall sleep in window sill, seems real nice here May 24, 2012 loudest pickup ever just drove by #mexicansibet May 24, 2012 car left!!!!!!! it was SUV not mini!!!!!!1 May 24, 2012 walked across street to neighbors house May 24, 2012 i missed it? May 24, 2012 person is doing something walking to back to side May 24, 2012 door opening May 24, 2012 LIVETWEETHING THAT CAR ITS AMIN I VAN May 24, 2012 car pulled up outside me house May 24, 2012 hiccups sound normal now but they wracking me still. yeah im wracked up, shawty. with these hiccups May 24, 2012 street outside looks pretty May 24, 2012 do you guys ever get like.. weird hiccups. lying in window sill with head at angle and hiccups are making v weird sound May 24, 2012 ach May 24, 2012

falling in love w girls worse than falling in love w boys because.. like.. you have equal power of arousal or whatever May 23, 2012 linking this in an email to fiancee http://t.co/QD3KAMRD May 23, 2012 just pasted all @tao_lin's not-trying tweets into a word document (used @twimemachine) May 23, 2012 feel happy to be alive because a person i've never met thanked me for 'quick turnaround' over email ab job related thing May 23, 2012 will pay someone smart to make that for me.. will pay einstein 50 dollars May 23, 2012 i want a binder with problems in alphabetical tabs i can flip to like 'FEEL SAD,' 'HAVE NO FRIENDS,' 'FAT,' with solutions inside May 23, 2012 im fucked May 23, 2012 drinking cocoa sugar mint flavoring hot water. what you know about.. that.. May 23, 2012 realized cat marnell reminds me heather graham when saw exterminators movie on netflix May 23, 2012 if everyone unfollows me i'll feel better and less compulsive on twitter, i know look back with rosey glasses on pre-outing days here May 23, 2012 reading cat marnell articles, wish she wrote more about her childhood, i love peoples childhoods May 23, 2012 lying on floor surrounded by elephant, bulldog, and yellow blob stuffed animals, legs up on chair, only wearing bob marley t shirt May 23, 2012 how i feel after reading that tweet i just rtd is like.. ideal.. to me.. hehe May 23, 2012 RT @muumuuinterns: seems like ~75-80% of the time i am high on drugs i experience an 'epiphany' where i earnestly feel/think "i don't ne ... May 23, 2012 typed 'want to kill myself then die', looked at it, scoffed while looking away at single, betterfor-environment lightbulb May 23, 2012 just imagined myself.. as.. not a single human, because of how i 'cant' talk about my own.. life or something, always talk ab family May 23, 2012 feel bad at work May 22, 2012 i feel fucked May 22, 2012 black guy (yellowbone) came in to ask question, then came in 2 min later with another and co worker said 'vic, is that the same guy?' May 22, 2012 i seem evil May 22, 2012 'I am looking forward to your coming to China, and you together into the marriage hall, hand in hand forever, sunrise and sunset, together' May 22, 2012 'our love is like an evergreen trees, in the passage of time, day by day grow up healthily......' - fiancee May 22, 2012 feel endorphins reading fiancees email May 21, 2012

if i link my fashion blog from here will it create a problem later. already linked formspring. http://t.co/22CSYtNe updated May 21, 2012 tried to download second life at temple library but don't have administrator privilege May 21, 2012 mouse walked forward from beneath radiator a few inches, saw me and ran back May 21, 2012 http://t.co/3m033trJ May 21, 2012 im glad there's not czech people staying in the rooms on my floor anymore May 21, 2012 we're all in the same boat May 21, 2012 person who believes in god made fun of me for my belief that cow milk is harmful to humans but not cow meat. we seemed in same boat May 21, 2012 im so fucked May 21, 2012 just learn how to do what you like May 21, 2012 fiancee seemed pissed i forgot to email him yesterday May 20, 2012 ate 'pulled pork' with sweet baby ray's and olives then walked around listening to npr. now emailing chinese fiancee May 20, 2012 i feel insane May 19, 2012 i write about every boy - teen girl squads the fat one May 18, 2012 somebody asked me i was jewish on chatroulette May 18, 2012 'im having social anxiety on chatroulette like a motherfucker but worth it to not eat, i guess..' me on tuesday May 18, 2012 chatroulette is better than tv b/c doesnt make me want to eat May 18, 2012 i just want to tweet about chatroulette May 18, 2012 feeling that strong desire for work computer to have webcam (to go on chatroulette) again May 18, 2012 just heard a faint echo of 'racked up shawty' out there May 18, 2012 Wait a day after you think something to tweet it. Wait a day after you think something to say it. Never speak. #frommyphonedrafts #huh May 16, 2012 i have a google doc called 'feminineity, 21st fcenturyt,y youth' May 16, 2012 whaddup twiggas May 15, 2012 every time my boss leave the room i get all excited like i can go crazy then i never do anything and she just come back May 14, 2012 so if anyone's near germantown avenue and needs walnuts and raisins, cause i dont have any room left May 14, 2012 me and my boss just ate buffalo wing combos she bought us from crispy crust pizza May 14, 2012 i am talking to myself in my room: 'like, something changed after i was born. but something stayed the same' May 13, 2012

i watchin a show ab prostitutes. called 'satisfaction.' they all australian May 13, 2012 them two tweets was from december 2011. May 11, 2012 i think i can find meaning in resigning myself to an utterly meaningless job.. [/ life?] May 11, 2012 crazy idiom combo: bite the hand you were dealt (meaning same as when life gives you lemons make lemonade) May 11, 2012 do any my 9-5er followers have tips of calisthenics to do at bathroom breaks, i been doin a slow handstand May 11, 2012 i believe all this http://t.co/PRXBbXXd May 11, 2012 another black man said hey becky to me May 11, 2012 when i'm alone i feel like i'm wearing a giant, fluffy skirt that is like stopping any real things from getting close to me May 11, 2012 what do we think life is, where we have to like remind ourselves its a game, like what do we think it actually is? May 11, 2012 my boss isnt here my job seems really sweet right now May 11, 2012 when my dog does a little thing but its not quite a bark it seems like rick ross's thing May 10, 2012 someone is watching 'the office' in here, i can hear the theme song May 10, 2012 monster trock May 10, 2012 http://t.co/YHI5Vn8S May 10, 2012 @bj_spears looks like jig is up, now what, im staying tuned May 09, 2012 god forbids i dont *rick ross voice* May 09, 2012 god forbid May 09, 2012 black man said 'hey becky' while i was biking, ~3 blocks later i said 'how you doin mohammed' and giggled like a little, tiny, bitch May 08, 2012 does anyone understand what sort of situation this guy is offering? http://t.co/VBDVBM5V i emailed May 08, 2012 a latina woman showed me rooms from craigslist. i was v anxious & the rooms ok, no kitchen, latinos outside, she asked ab my parents... May 08, 2012 im talking to myself a lot May 08, 2012 at 1:42 i think he says 'oh ard' but he might be saying something else http://t.co/UsidnXim May 08, 2012 lately the most fun i have on the internet is googling things like "not to nitpick but" May 07, 2012 its good to have the title of your thing be the next year like this http://t.co/6wlxzmT8 May 07, 2012 i want to dl #Dreamchasers2 but datpiff is down May 07, 2012 oh i just got it, 2:15 for 215 May 07, 2012

datpiff trippin May 07, 2012 used the phrase 'a great deal' in a paper about free trade agreements May 06, 2012 watching movie set in montana. wondering..what am i gonna do about the big sky being in my blood? re montana ancestry May 05, 2012 http://t.co/Z2mH1AqL May 05, 2012 been calling myself 'dipset,' 'bricksquad' and 'three 6 mafia,' like some might call themselves 'kid' or 'buddy' May 04, 2012 im nervous May 04, 2012 im unattractively not-confident, or just not 'attractively confident' May 04, 2012 everytime they laugh i feel scared ill laugh May 04, 2012 i am paying a lot of attention to what the 2 male / 1 female asians across from me are saying about sex.. more than anything on screen.. sad May 04, 2012 just very calmly thought 'i just like men better than women because i've learnt they're better from experience' May 04, 2012 im on the internet like im getting paid May 04, 2012 in lib. 1133am. watchin netflix May 04, 2012 girl across from me in lib seems to have spilled lot of coffee on computer, 'none of us' are helping her clean it up, feels weird........... May 04, 2012 i think marie calloways shit is great, it excites me May 04, 2012 feel terrible May 04, 2012 my very friendliness feels scary, like 'how do i know how to do this??' and funny May 04, 2012 have accidentally become very friendly at work May 04, 2012 people at work just made fun of me because im going to be poor a long time 'vickys going to be working til shes 90 - whats ur major?' May 04, 2012 why does yeezy want an i. y y y y y y y y y May 04, 2012 eating 'butter cream' candy at work. will go see if female left bathroom now May 04, 2012 going to submit v underqualified [via not enough sources, page length, or par to par continuity] eng papers & see what grade i get May 04, 2012 googled 'i only watch movies with female leads. is that s4ixsst/?' pretty much in order to tweet it May 04, 2012 @ me if u agree May 04, 2012 is this what psychologists call 'flow'?? May 04, 2012 im having fun May 04, 2012 ye seems great, innovative, exciting in terms of what it means to be human sub for other affirmative words opposite no May 04, 2012 all for brackies doe. all for em May 04, 2012

...really feel like i dont fuck wit quotation marks but still use them out of [something] May 04, 2012 feel 'vaguely needled' by inconsistent apostrophes in prev tweet, also just want 2 get bak 2 indie comedie '4-faced liar' May 04, 2012 i feel critical of parents food supply's fluctuation b/w 'surplus' & 'draught' May 04, 2012 what it means to make a one-word tweet depends on the word May 04, 2012 bbw May 04, 2012 if people just made a blog post instead of going to war May 04, 2012 just ate 1 beef & 1 [unidentified] enchiladas w mayo, 4 asparagus, corn chips. might fuck with.. pb + honey now i guess May 03, 2012 ive used the word 'yodel' to describe what my dad does a lot but it just sounded like.. 'voiced sigh of agony' May 03, 2012 reading thru tl at home 'immediately', 'delightedly, some say' dismissed own last tweet w 'i dont think that anymore' May 03, 2012 enlightenment seems like 'there are no choices' May 03, 2012 thought 'look at those asians smiling at those dogs. but inside, they have dog-eating hearts' while many people smiled at some dogs May 03, 2012 though 'sexism in action' when a black man said 'what' and a black girl said 'i said "im good"' while smiling May 03, 2012 @retardedfaggot hehe May 03, 2012 felt genuinely excited to be in october reading over everything i'd tweeted through this summer. re i tweet better in warm weather??? May 02, 2012 http://t.co/KpwTk3H2 May 02, 2012 netflix's category adjectives seem bleak May 02, 2012 thought 'its just a--' and tried to force self to think 'm.h.' but felt rebellious b/c not a commonly accepted abbrev. for 'mental hospital' May 02, 2012 'feel like i want to call this "the summer of coffee" and drink a lot of coffee and fix my life this summer' - someone who is alone May 02, 2012 my shit is so fucked uuuuuuuup May 01, 2012 i think i have an actual social problem like aint lying like shit May 01, 2012 "Writing: its literally the most rewarding , instantly gratifying shit I ever encountered" me not writing english paper May 01, 2012 yo man. listen squad May 01, 2012 yo i make mad facial expressions and shit in the library like shit. like iono man. iono. May 01, 2012 my boss used a smiley face in a email!!!! she loves me again!!! #workproblems May 01, 2012 fuck im doin??? May 01, 2012

go to wikipedia to learn which album to dl, then search for it May 01, 2012 thought 'i look so bad right now' while staring down at bookbag, then snorted with my nose a little :( May 01, 2012 do i have a brain disorder May 01, 2012 got in fight with girl at work about putting in timesheets, she thinks i spend too much time on homework and she looks bad. was heated Apr 30, 2012 at least im not in my room looking out the window at the tree. (that seems better than the internet maybe doe #lbr) Apr 30, 2012 my moms room smelled really good when i brought the laptop in for her to log on so i could look at yalls shitty tweets Apr 29, 2012 the block is hot Apr 29, 2012 feel anxious about girl next to me moved away because of my feet smelling, i mean seems understandable but feels weird Apr 29, 2012 i recommend 'im rollin' (http://t.co/zwFhTtBo) by @meekmill Apr 29, 2012 also dancing a little to ipod and worried if that looks weird? but dont want to inhibit self.. .. ... .... Apr 29, 2012 sitting in midst of cloud of stinkiness in library re biked here / took shoes off Apr 29, 2012 heard a jazz musician say 'have you heard the phrase "paralysis by analysis"' on radio times Apr 29, 2012 typed 'im a buffalo soldier' lying.. in a weird position holding laptop up in air with legs Apr 29, 2012 im more fucked than you because of my my out-of-control emotion: named resentment Apr 29, 2012 want my brain to always be saying 'niggas. awwww niggas.' like that song by the last poets Apr 29, 2012 my shits goin crazy on ebay niggas Apr 29, 2012 this one goes out to all my internet niggas, all my internet bitches out there, Apr 28, 2012 thought 'this is what all relationships are like' when a ghost-girls dead husband was trying to keep her in the ghost-world w/ lies Apr 28, 2012 but i dont think thats true re 2 tweets ago but just wanted to share that thats the sort of thought i come up with when left to own devices Apr 28, 2012 been thinking 'dipset dipset dipset' constantly for past two days Apr 28, 2012 i just had a thought imagining 'the only two options i give people' is give me advice or despise me Apr 28, 2012 seems im listening to princetons college radio playing dubstep, man saying 'vegas' Apr 27, 2012 sitting in a room at my job, 'forgot underwear this morning,' nieces + sister + bro in law coming to parents house this wknd Apr 27, 2012

i always feel depressed by things, in a way that makes me feel dramatic Apr 27, 2012 '[CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY]' a closed captioner employed by hulu dot com Apr 27, 2012 drunk via cranberry juice & tortilla chips Apr 27, 2012 life seems bad but it seems okay that life is bad Apr 27, 2012 im so good at typing Apr 26, 2012 'what happens to a loan deferred?' - langston hughes Apr 26, 2012 seems like id fuck up peoples lives via the peace corps Apr 26, 2012 like will the world be better if i do the peace corps Apr 26, 2012 do you guys think the peace corps is good Apr 26, 2012 i am fucked dipset Apr 26, 2012 been thinking 'pity this busy monster,manunkind' a lot re someone tweeting ab schopenhauers advice to have mainly pity Apr 26, 2012 i feel crazy, alone, and like theres a spot of blood from my nose bleed i never tried to clean on my pillow Apr 26, 2012 this supports some of my theories about cognition Apr 26, 2012 april 25, 2012, ~6pm someone i follow tweeted 'wana throw a dance party where only [..]'panic! at the disco' r played. tween nostalgia' Apr 26, 2012 april 25, 2012 i was lying on my sleeping bag ~1:30pm singing that song in my head 'for no apparent reason' Apr 26, 2012 april 26, 2006, panic! at the disco released 'i write sins not tragedies' and it reached 7 on us billboard charts Apr 26, 2012 @bj_spears just read this absently and felt shocked and thought it was tweeted by someone else Apr 26, 2012 just fell off the deep end Apr 25, 2012 my shits up to 2.25 on ebay with 7 bids, lads Apr 25, 2012 i dont know if i made this clear, all i want to tweet is 'im more attracted to black than white men by a large margin' Apr 25, 2012 i feel like i've seen >100 black people at this high level of coolness, maybe the highest that i have.. #huh Apr 25, 2012 probably just attracted to variety [via genetics] Apr 25, 2012 dont think ive ever seen a white person who i judged cooler than the coolest black people ive seen Apr 25, 2012 the pup just turned the fuck around in two fucking circles like the bitch she is Apr 25, 2012 coonhound update: feel good about if i'm a coonhound. am pro-trying-to-be-near-people-youthink-are-cooler-than-you maybe Apr 25, 2012 wanting internet validation feels like i keep showing up at an elementary school every day trying to take classes Apr 25, 2012 fucked in the ass in the computer lab Apr 24, 2012

#languagefails Apr 24, 2012 typed 'i feel self conscious about being self aware and i am a monkey' while gently bouncing in a computer lab Apr 24, 2012 RT @iCanRhyme: Twitter done fucking lost it they should've never gave you niggas technology Apr 24, 2012 might call short story 'coonhound' Apr 24, 2012 worried im a coonhound Apr 24, 2012 seems i look at human faces and 'just see consciousness' or something. but also i think i do that with animals. seems ~freakie~ Apr 24, 2012 thought 'i need to get out on the street and do some hooking' in a manner like it was groceries Apr 24, 2012 maybe we could scratch each others backs? Apr 24, 2012 googled 'if you collect someones period can u make ababy' Apr 23, 2012 yo how do yall be gettin docters and shit? like i dont know how to get a doctor to get a scripts. please rt Apr 23, 2012 damn my stomach feel sexy as shit right now Apr 23, 2012 googling things like 'people who travel a lot then die' and 'what will happen if i dont pay my student loans', feels like im in 2008 ;) Apr 23, 2012 if im actually tweeting worse on my secret twitter, thats very interesting to me Apr 22, 2012 cot damn Apr 22, 2012 part of me that is critical is duke, part of me that is like.. whatever else is peasant Apr 22, 2012 i feel like the benevolent king, resting hands on fat stomach, watching duke who dislikes peasant berate peasant for ~7 years Apr 22, 2012 damn Apr 22, 2012 god life seems like.. bleaker than is necessary Apr 22, 2012 i'm just tweeting into the void but it's nice to know you are too Apr 22, 2012 ;) Apr 22, 2012 if i was skinny my aloneness really wouldnt bother me this much, allow me to demonstrate Apr 22, 2012 but still 'doesnt seem worth it' to interact with people, or something Apr 22, 2012 seems like im tweeting 'better' after interacting with some people Apr 22, 2012 concepts of reincarnation and heaven are for ignoring death, somewhat cutely Apr 22, 2012 typed 'twitter.com' and 'docs.google.com' in a way that felt like i was expressing emotion Apr 22, 2012 choice an illusion but it dont matter no cause i got u - akon Apr 21, 2012 cant force a flower to bloom, can ya jay Apr 21, 2012

iono Apr 21, 2012 i feel a tweet rising like a digestive function Apr 21, 2012 i feel like my thoughts tone is really rhetorical Apr 20, 2012 i finished my work an hour ago but will stay for another hour to get more money #dishonorable #unchivalrous Apr 20, 2012 farting at work Apr 20, 2012 now thinking 1st 4 notes of ludwigs 5th over n over re wikipedia meme article Apr 20, 2012 sometimes i feel self aware and think 'i feel self aware' cautiously and then do other things Apr 20, 2012 i'll never be outside my skull Apr 20, 2012 what if i'm an insane person Apr 20, 2012 what if humans are just one step (the one b/w computers and animals) in consciousness's efforts to acknowledge itself Apr 20, 2012 what if you could read 'den den. den den. den da-da-den den' and hear me singing it Apr 20, 2012 =) http://t.co/qJWcyTYZ Apr 20, 2012 i have an emotion Apr 20, 2012 at first i thought 'everyone i follow is depressed' b/c the tweets 'seemed shitty' to me, but then i realized im happy and mine are shitty Apr 20, 2012 i feel like, um, sad that, i'll never be able to explain to anyone what death is Apr 20, 2012 i love learning and feel glad to be alive, want to move away from feeling tricked/thwarted by people/me, will die Apr 20, 2012 i feel like there was still a whole lot of meme creation and movement before the internet Apr 19, 2012 my life Apr 18, 2012 should i make a new twitter? lol Apr 18, 2012 if you guys want a secret ill give it to you: i think life is essentially good Apr 16, 2012 my room http://t.co/KOj6XE2r Apr 16, 2012 @retardedfaggot no i thought you was like.. someone's live in sex slave or somethin tbh Apr 16, 2012 @retardedfaggot fuck u mean b, your job is shuckin oysters b? can u get a formspring so i can just ask you shit anonymous? Apr 16, 2012 i like tweeting next to my new pic Apr 16, 2012 fucked up as shit in my room Apr 16, 2012 do i have a brain disorder Apr 16, 2012 RT @__antBone: phone dry as shit on a friday smh Apr 14, 2012 if there's a god who knows what is best to do, and you choose to obey him, you know what's best to do too, so why do you need the god Apr 14, 2012

seems like my main epiphany ends up being 'ill feel good if i feel good' Apr 14, 2012 on my deathbed ill think 'shoulda just been nice to myself' but right now i feel like lying will make me feel bad Apr 14, 2012 i feel like the desire to sleep is like.. similar to.. how ill feel wen dyin Apr 13, 2012 i need to buy a tracphone from cvs or save-a-lot so i can give number to people for sex to cure anxiety / depression Apr 13, 2012 i have anal fixation re i often find self typing 'poopie' into google or thinking it over and over Apr 13, 2012 you guys remember the old old twitter. was better. Apr 12, 2012 jk yall, just feeling emotions, they passin like shit Apr 12, 2012 or like 'no matter how much i make a meaningful facial expression or seem friendly, i really hate you all' Apr 12, 2012 should i just wear a t shirt that says 'i hate you all, dead serious' to avoid confusion Apr 12, 2012 i feel pressure on me from people i also feel like 'i would murder for like $20' Apr 12, 2012 when you come in tomorrow. Thanks [boss's name]' Apr 12, 2012 'Victoria You entered timesheets for 4/5 and never changed the date from 4/3 so all the time for 4/3 was doubled. Please re-enter 4/5 Apr 12, 2012 i feel terrible in this computer lab, its weird b/c the computers are really good but the atmostphere turrble Apr 12, 2012 l. m. f. a. o. Apr 12, 2012 'baby am i doing too much' l. m. f. a. o. Apr 12, 2012 RT @PartialyInsane: WHATS SO HARD ABOUT KEEPING IT 100 Apr 12, 2012 jesus Apr 12, 2012 just said 'how come yall cant just chill out yall doin too much' to a redtube video Apr 12, 2012 i know its irrational but i feel strongly positive towards the mid-atlantic region of the united states of america Apr 12, 2012 just thought 'enh' looking at someones internet presence. i think i meant 'meh' but it came out 'enh' Apr 12, 2012 google seems like the communist chinese government Apr 12, 2012 gonna go in my room and watch videos of people imitating people of different sex / race / age etc and giggle a lot Apr 12, 2012 you doin too much Apr 12, 2012 life aint shit but tricks and treats, or something Apr 12, 2012 life aint nutn but a treat Apr 12, 2012 twitter not letting me tweet 'damn' again Apr 12, 2012 damn Apr 12, 2012

i stay doin too much l. m. f. a. o. Apr 11, 2012 just said 'that shit cray' out loud earnestly #hashtag Apr 11, 2012 my brain thinks about the word cookie. hilarity ensues. Apr 11, 2012 'you doin too much' seems applicable to any human at any moment. why babies be developin like shit. just enjoy the world dont be learnin Apr 11, 2012 what the fuck these niggas doin they got bananas, film rolls, the banans look green as balls, they look like they got smoothies but..... Apr 11, 2012 is it just me or are quotation marks getting a big industry surge or w/e. niggas usin em crazy. outside internet literature like shit Apr 11, 2012 is it me or was this $3 purple adidas sweatshirt a 'rly good investment' Apr 11, 2012 the fuck is dropbox. they just emailed me Apr 11, 2012 i spend all the money i get. going to start saving it for my education and rent, how do you ladies feel about that Apr 11, 2012 seems like my mood is gradually improving with spring bc of how i reacted to a 'tracy ulmann' advertisement (giggled) Apr 11, 2012 when people say like 'self esteem' and 'confidence' and 'how u carry urself' they r just talkin ab 'power', right folks? Apr 11, 2012 RT @AsiaStar: When kids ask me too many questions it irks the fuck outta me! They jus be askin shit jus to do it! They don't really care ... Apr 11, 2012 RT @modelbabezm1: Follow @asiastar @peanutlive215 they funny as he'll #I stay watching they videos yuuushhh children(Asia voice) if not ... Apr 11, 2012 just said 'like, no internet site is alt anymore. except like spam sites.' out lodu Apr 11, 2012 looking at peoples youtube activity is funny Apr 10, 2012 im muslim Apr 10, 2012 RT @PeanutLive215: Bitch You Thurl But I'm Tired Of Sneaking In & Out Ya Mom House Just To Get That Pussy #realpuppetshit Apr 10, 2012 the feeling you have looking at the lil tweets you know you'll delete soon, the lil emotions that caused you to tweet em Apr 09, 2012 'just call it art' - me Apr 09, 2012 sup a town, its shawty lo, look at my eyes they go real real low Apr 08, 2012 listened to an itunes u psychology class about dying, seems i have a 5yros understanding of death, via 'when is granny coming back' etc Apr 08, 2012 sitting in parents living room trying to find emails i sent in 2008 ('the lost year'). clock is ticking death is nearing Apr 08, 2012 #aintitjay http://t.co/Ka5vlg6h Apr 06, 2012 i only have ~6 senses, seems likely there's a lot more information in the world / universe i can never take in lol Apr 06, 2012 you promised Apr 06, 2012

going to put the phrase 'the line is not necessarily fine' in this paper Apr 05, 2012 ladies and gentlemen http://t.co/PTQWoSQF Apr 05, 2012 really lampooning georgie for this a Apr 05, 2012 talking about president bush, iraq, christopher columbus, and things like that Apr 05, 2012 some.. strongly worded rhetoric is falling out of my fingers for this eng paper my nigs Apr 05, 2012 just learnt via @Mr_Camron there's a new @rhymesndimes wit @meekmill on the cover.. Apr 04, 2012 my room.. http://t.co/FWHZlbVd Apr 04, 2012 considered writing 6 pages of 'drivel' to show myself i could write 6 page assigned english paper Apr 04, 2012 handiwork Apr 04, 2012 just deleted a real incoherent tweet the jist of which was: dont protect your tweets, tweeps! Apr 04, 2012 just want to make my function.. as a consciousness.. to make my organism i'm inside feel like it's on a lot of opiates alla time Apr 04, 2012 idiom that goes 'fine kettle of fish' oh wait... l. m. f. a. o. Apr 03, 2012 novel called 'american virginity loss' Apr 03, 2012 i feel sympathy for myself Apr 03, 2012 do i want to sit in an office for 40 hours a week. seems like i dont but i want money but im a stupid ho Apr 03, 2012 u can kind of see what ull look like dead if you pull back yr lips an lookat ur teeth Apr 01, 2012 RT @THEREALHELLRELL: Godbless every real nigga on da planet Apr 01, 2012 language / life is / are crazy man Apr 01, 2012 who decided it was good to keep that e in manageable Apr 01, 2012 im bedroomish Apr 01, 2012 http://t.co/ArKfUoJp Mar 31, 2012 http://t.co/efT3C6JC Mar 31, 2012 http://t.co/McjUThOV Mar 31, 2012 http://t.co/8doPbUxI Mar 31, 2012 me gwan do di hari kari rite qwik soon man Mar 08, 2012 http://t.co/gTBNtrWc Feb 16, 2012 this is art right http://t.co/X33D9gvz Feb 06, 2012 The biggest industrial non-food use of starch is as adhesive in the papermaking process. Jan 27, 2012 yes i know that's right! lord i do! http://t.co/RX27IeHj Jan 07, 2012 i am just seeking inner peace, ya Jan 07, 2012

http://t.co/4Kmv6C3T keeep thinkking 'amen, amen yes yes' like this bitch a preachr Jan 07, 2012 i feel.. things Jan 07, 2012 "THE SEA IS CALM.. AND THERE'S A WARM.. WIND.." Jan 07, 2012 haiku about tea / god i love tea with sugar / also whole fat milk Jan 06, 2012 ps things to do when i cant sleep: wax leg hair, use dentist tools to clean teeth, 'freewrite' re peter elbow (google it tbh) Jan 06, 2012 i'll brb, getting some black tea Jan 06, 2012 i'm fat because i don't believe i can realize (make real) my drams Jan 06, 2012 one of my fashion idols is the over weight chav girl from misfits (the uk tv show) Jan 06, 2012 RT @blacksteve26: lil shit head bitch Jan 06, 2012 http://t.co/yvgpN7U8 hehe Jan 06, 2012 lil kil whitey #rappernames Jan 05, 2012 i had another dream where bianca and sierra casady of cocorosie were sort of my caretakers, so sad to wake, so sad to wake Jan 05, 2012 mac alone-in-my-room #rappernames Jan 05, 2012 sacrosanct Jan 05, 2012 Dec 29 - White Man Looking for White Woman To Spend My Wealth On - 42 - (Philly area) pic Jan 05, 2012 the business end of Jan 05, 2012 RT @bitesize_100: Twitter is da place to be hahahahaha! Jan 04, 2012 7:37pm, inside sleeping bag, lights off, watching 'incendiary' on netflix Jan 03, 2012 yo.. Jan 01, 2012 i had a dream my dog was a cat Dec 17, 2011 make short work of Dec 16, 2011 http://t.co/iiUziHiv Dec 15, 2011 RT @plies: All my adult female followers I need 2 see the sexiest panties pics rt ni.... Make it happen post'em Dec 12, 2011

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