Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat

ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi,Magar aapko bhul jana hamare bas mein nahi. Dil chahe to aazma ke dekh lo,Hum bhulna bhul jayenge par aapko nahi...

Hothon pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,Sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate,Udne do parindon ko abhi shokh hawa mein,Fil laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate...!!

Pyar aankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,Haal-e-Dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,Woh to har roz rulaya karte they,Ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye!!!

"Dosti ka paigam jo aapka mila, Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila, Kisi Dost ko nahi mila hoga, Dosti ka aisa sila, Ki Saare Ghum Hogaye dooor mere, Jab doston ke pyaar ka nazraana mila"

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Mohabbat ke Diye jalakar to dekho Jara dilki duniya sajakar to dekho Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna Zara hamse Najre milakar to dekho

Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

Sehmi si nigaho me khawab hum jaga denge, suni si raho me phool hum bicha denge, hamare sang muskura kar toh dekhiye, hum aapka har gham bhula denge

Lamhe yeh sunhare, kal saath ho na ho,kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,yadon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge,tamam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho..

Phoolon mein haseen Gulab hai,Husan ke saath zaruri sharab hai,Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai,Agar koi tumse mere baare mein poochhe to kehna wo lajwab hai...

raate gumnaam hoti hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hain ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naaam hota hai

Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost

se hamara pyar ban gaye Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaye Kar na sake unse izhaar hum is baat ka Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye

Maut pe hume yakin hai,Unpe bhi hume aitbar hai. Ab dekhna hai ki kaun aata hai pahle,Humein to dono ka intezaar hai...

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

Chaahne se koi chiz apni nahi hoti, har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti, kehana toh chahte hai bahut kuch, magar kabhi waqt toh kabhi jubaan saath nahi hoti

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli,.. Dargha thode na hai, aise hi aaja!!

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega , tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam, Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono, Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

8) Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a friend... Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat 's' se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGeeT par fir 's' se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki 's' se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka arth 's' se SAANS,SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur 'SANKAT' ho gaya .To hum 's' se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye 's' se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti

hai, pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai...

'Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai. Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai, Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..e hai..

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

Khuda bhi na jaane kaise kaise rishte banaa deta hai, Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the... Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai...

Sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho wo bichade to ansoon to niklte hai.

Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai Meri barbadiyo ke afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se kaam lete hai.

Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata. Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper, Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha nahijata

Jine ke liye aya hoon jike jayonga dost banaya hoon choor ke na jaonga jhijag kyu rahi ho dil ki bat kholke jara bata ke to dekho

Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....

Raatein Gumnaam Hoti Hein, Din Kissi Ke Naam Hota Hai... Hum Zindagi Kuchh Iss Tarah Jitey Hein Ki Harr Lamha Doston Ke Naam Hota Hai !

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe, door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe , agar dost bankar raas na aaye to bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

usko chaha bhi to izhaar karna na aaya,kat gayi umr saari hamein pyar karna na aaya.usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,aur hamein inkar karna bhi na aaya!

Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,so lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a truefriend,MAIN HOON NA! kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohobbat, tabhi to chand me daag hai, mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai tabhi to suraj me aag hai. Tamna kuch bhi nahi hai,ek tere didar ke siva,jindagi adhuri hai,sanam tere pyar ke siva!! Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai, haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.:-) Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gehra koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO Khushia kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO! 'MOHABBAT means...'M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B barbadi B ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you?**** Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!**** Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1 Shadi se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya**** Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil

se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi... Kismat se apni sabko shikayat ku hoth hai? Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai??? Kitne kante hai raho mei , fir bi dil ko UsiKi aane ki aas kyu hoti hai... Kuch bikhre Sapne hai, Kuch tuti Yaadein hai.. Ek chota sa aasman aur ek ummeed ki zamin hai.. Yu toh bahut kuch hai zindagi mei, sirf jise chahte hai Usiki kami hai... Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.. KHUSHBOO ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas BANAYA chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS" ;banaya Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote.. Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote bhula dena meri kamiyon ko. Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote.... HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile nahi hota . Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.....!!!! Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ; hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar; phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar Apki chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa, kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti. pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti

hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti khoon ke rishte se badkar hoti hai.

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na 'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

kahan ansoon ki yeh sohat ho gi naye loog hoon gay nayi baat ho gi main har haal mian muskurata rahoon ga tumhari muhabat agar sath ho gi chargoon ko ankhoon main mehfooz rakhna bari door tak raat hi raat ho gi parishan hain hum bhi parishan ho tum bhi chaloo mehkaday main wahein baat ho gi chargoon ki lo say sitaroon ki zo tak tumhain main miloon ga jahaan raat ho gi jahan wadiyoon main naye phool aye humri tumhari mulqat ho gi sadaoon ko alfaaz milnay na payein na badal ghirein gay na barsat ho gi musafir hain hum bhi muafir ho tum bhi kisi more per phir mulaqat ho gi.

Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste. Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko... Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko.. Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane, pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane, hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein, upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane. Har khushi teri taraf mod doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon, khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon, Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du. Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya bewkoof fir se bana gaya koi. Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki. Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kai se yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye. Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein. Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere raanjhnaa! Heer kahe Raanjhe se,

O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa! Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai, Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai, Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai. Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai, Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai, Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai, Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai. Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. Manzil Jo dil peeche aur jo ki taraf kahe usi walon ko aage hai badhte raho. rah ko chuno, age na jaane do unse aage niklo.

Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge. Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,,,,, Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain, Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain, Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965, Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mange more, Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi, Zindagi ki saath bhi, Zindagi ke baad bhi.

Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha , Ek sawal ka jawab Do Patna kahan hai ? Ladki Bihar me . Boys yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai . Wife kitchen se aji sunte ho aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue . Husband : tumne kaise jana Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai .. PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO usne mehndi laga rakhi thi humne uski doli utha rakhi thi hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! Na ishq karna mere yaar ye ladkiya bahut satati hai na karna in par aitbar ye kharch bahut karwati hai recharge tum karwa ke dete ho or number mera lagati hai. Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.. Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain, pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain, Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro, Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain! Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge. Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai, ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai, pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai.. Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai, Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai, Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge, Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.

Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai. Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho, Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye, Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai, Kyunki aap khate bahut ho!! Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya. Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi, Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi, Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi, Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi. sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai. Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda, Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab, Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab.. Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain. Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope.

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye aur un ke haath peele ho gaye Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai. Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Mat Rona, Kyunkeh Woh Tumhare Aansuon Ke Kabil Nahi Hoga Aur Jo Is Kabil Hoga, Woh Tumhe Kabhi Rone Hi Nahi Dega.

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?