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Wife

The document is a collection of humorous exchanges between a husband and wife. It contains jokes and playful banter about their relationship, including the husband building the wife a Taj Mahal if she dies, the wife having trouble training the husband, and the husband claiming he would die from happiness if the wife died. The interactions showcase the couple jokingly threatening or teasing each other in a lighthearted manner.

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Wife

The document is a collection of humorous exchanges between a husband and wife. It contains jokes and playful banter about their relationship, including the husband building the wife a Taj Mahal if she dies, the wife having trouble training the husband, and the husband claiming he would die from happiness if the wife died. The interactions showcase the couple jokingly threatening or teasing each other in a lighthearted manner.

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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho. A perfect gift for u! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE from me to u! When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. One tree can start a forest, One smile can start a friendship One touch can show love and care One person like you can make life worth living! Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obeys you! Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would surely put U and I together. Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend main galian kyon de rahe the? Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai. Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi? Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha. You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. Husband: Tum kaun ho! Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye. Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why will you die? Husband: Because main itni khushi Bardasht nahin kar sakta. Cellphones can be irritating. Have to buy a card. Have to recharge battery. Msgs get delayed There is only one thing I love about it. It connects me & you. Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. A day without your love is a day without life. I can't think of anything but you. Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks, but promise me, You will stay there for the rest of your life. I love you not because of who you are, But because of who I am when I am with you. Wife: If I die what will you do? Husband: I will be mad! Wife: Will you marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

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