The document presents Newton's laws of love in a humorous way. The first law states that a couple in love will remain in love until an outside force like a family member intervenes. The second law says that a girl's love for a boy depends directly on his bank balance, increasing or decreasing with it. The third law equates the force a boy uses to propose to a girl with the opposing force she uses to slap him in response.
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The document presents Newton's laws of love in a humorous way. The first law states that a couple in love will remain in love until an outside force like a family member intervenes. The second law says that a girl's love for a boy depends directly on his bank balance, increasing or decreasing with it. The third law equates the force a boy uses to propose to a girl with the opposing force she uses to slap him in response.
The document presents Newton's laws of love in a humorous way. The first law states that a couple in love will remain in love until an outside force like a family member intervenes. The second law says that a girl's love for a boy depends directly on his bank balance, increasing or decreasing with it. The third law equates the force a boy uses to propose to a girl with the opposing force she uses to slap him in response.
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The document presents Newton's laws of love in a humorous way. The first law states that a couple in love will remain in love until an outside force like a family member intervenes. The second law says that a girl's love for a boy depends directly on his bank balance, increasing or decreasing with it. The third law equates the force a boy uses to propose to a girl with the opposing force she uses to slap him in response.
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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............
Universal Law Of Love:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
First Law Of Love:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
