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Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan

The wife hit her husband twice with a frying pan after misunderstanding situations. The first time was because she found a name "Jenny" in his pocket, which was actually the name of his horse from a race. The second time was because she thought his horse called him on the phone. The next day, the wife brought home a goat after a fight with her husband, mistaking it for a female goat.

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Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan

The wife hit her husband twice with a frying pan after misunderstanding situations. The first time was because she found a name "Jenny" in his pocket, which was actually the name of his horse from a race. The second time was because she thought his horse called him on the phone. The next day, the wife brought home a goat after a fight with her husband, mistaking it for a female goat.

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Wife hit her husband with frying pan  

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.  


Husband: What was that for..?  
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket  
with the name Jenny on it.  
Husband: I took part in a race last week  
and Jenny was the name of my horse.  
Wife: Sorry..!  
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again  
Husband: What now..?  
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.  

Wife came home with a goat.  


Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"  

Husband wife mein larai hoi  


Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,  
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:  

Man: Sir, my wife is missing..     


 
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha  

Why did u shoot ur wife ?  


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?  
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.  

How woman calls their husband in first 6 year


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?  

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay  


Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,  
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!  


Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(  
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)  

1 Horror Movie Dekhi  


Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki  

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