Teks Recount
Teks Recount
Some time ago the ruin of an unfortunate Adam Air was found. The
only
passenger found ‘still alive’ was a monkey.
Surprisingly, the monkey could speak using ‘Tarzan’s language’ to
the
investigators, when it was interrogated about what really happened
just before
the accident.
When the investigators asked “What were the pilot and stewardess
doing at
that time?”, the monkey touched the fingers of the left hand to the
fingers on the
right signaling that they were dating and ‘kissing’. The investigators
continued
asking “What were the passengers doing?”. The monkey held both its
hand
palms under its cheek, signaling that they were sleeping.
The investigators wondered “And what were you doing at that time?”.
The
monkey raised both hands and showed its fists as though it had been
holding
the steering wheel, signaling that the monkey itself drove the plane!!
Penguin in the Park
Once a man was walking in a park when he came across a
penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, ‘I have just found
this
penguin. What should I do? The policeman replied, ‘Take him to the
zoo!’
The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park
and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman
was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, ‘Why are
you still carrying that penguin about? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?’
‘I
certainly did,’ replied the man, ‘and it was a great idea because he
really enjoyed it, so today I’m taking him to the movies!’
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