Sissy Stuff

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None of that 'Sis'-sy

Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
b ut never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises
that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,


I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,

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