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The document is a joke about a man who signs up for a weight loss program advertised as helping one lose 5 kg in a week. Each morning, he is tasked with catching an increasingly attractive and scantily clad person, which motivates his exercise and weight loss. In the first week he loses 5 kg chasing a woman in shoes, underwear and a shirt. The second week he loses 10 kg chasing a woman in a bikini. He then signs up for a 25 kg program, but the next morning finds a naked madman chasing him, causing him to lose 40 kg that week.

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Joke

The document is a joke about a man who signs up for a weight loss program advertised as helping one lose 5 kg in a week. Each morning, he is tasked with catching an increasingly attractive and scantily clad person, which motivates his exercise and weight loss. In the first week he loses 5 kg chasing a woman in shoes, underwear and a shirt. The second week he loses 10 kg chasing a woman in a bikini. He then signs up for a 25 kg program, but the next morning finds a naked madman chasing him, causing him to lose 40 kg that week.

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A joke:

A fat man saw an advertisement: Lose 5kg in a week.


He called and said, I would like to join
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am
Next morning, he gets to the office and is taken to a room.
He opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes,
underpants and shirt saying, If you catch me, you can
sleep with me and the girl starts running but he couldnt
catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to
catch her but couldnt and lost 5kg. He then asks for the
10kg programme.
Next morning at 6.00am, he opens the door and sees even
a hotter babe in bikini saying if you catch me, you can
sleep with me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this
programme is awesome!
He requested for a 25kg programme. The lady asked, Are
you sure? Its really tough!
Why not?, said the man.
The next day at 6am, he opens the door expecting to see a
nude babe but finds a nude MAD MAN saying, If I catch
you, I will sleep with you!
That week, he lost 40kg.

Yes, my parents were muslims. I even had a muslim name, Kudirat. My mum was
the first convert. She used to send us to church when we were younger. Then, we
decided to give our lives to Jesus Christ. My dad was the last. He was very adamant.
But sometimes ago, he was terribly ill and the illness almost took his life. While he
was on the sick bed, he told us that some scriptures were shown to him in his
dream. When he woke, he asked us to read it to his hearing and after a while, he
was completely healed. Since then, he believed in Jesus and he is changing by the
day.
I believe God is real.
Who told the sun where to stand in the morning?
Who told the Ocean, you can only come this far?
And who showed the moon where to hide till evening?
Im so amazed at the nature I see around me. Someone must be behind the scene
directing the course of events. Dont you think so?

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