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    Jokes

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    The document contains several jokes and funny stories in Hindi involving common situations like going to the toilet, eating spicy Indian food, relationships between boys and girls, and marriage. The jokes poke fun at topics like getting married, cultural differences, and everyday mistakes through comedic dialogue and wordplay.

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    The document contains several jokes and funny stories in Hindi involving common situations like going to the toilet, eating spicy Indian food, relationships between boys and girls, and marriage. The jokes poke fun at topics like getting married, cultural differences, and everyday mistakes through comedic dialogue and wordplay.

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    Jokes

    Uploaded by

    Udaivir Yadav
    The document contains several jokes and funny stories in Hindi involving common situations like going to the toilet, eating spicy Indian food, relationships between boys and girls, and marriage. The jokes poke fun at topics like getting married, cultural differences, and everyday mistakes through comedic dialogue and wordplay.

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    JOKES

    A mans iphone fell down in the toilet .He was devastated and started crying .. Seeing his dismal state
    the toilet goddess came out with a golden iphone . the guy remembered the woodcutter story and
    trying to be modest said I dont want this gold iphone mine was a simple one .. Hearing this the
    toilet goddess smiled and said
    Abey ye vo hi h, isko dho lena
    Ek angrejj ne india ka masaledaar khana kha liya ..
    agle din subh toilet se nikalte hi bola : ab samajh mein aaya ki ye Indian paani se kyu dhoote h ..
    agar paper use karenge to saala usmein toaag lag jaayegi..
    Boy to a girl : tuj mein rab dikhta h, yaara mein kya karu..
    Girl : Darsan kar dakshina de parsad la or chala ja , kyuki tere piche or bhi bhakt khade h
    Lakaddhara .
    Ek baar ek jaat ka byaah na hove tha . vo shivji k mandir mein ja k bola .. jai agar tu mera byaah kara
    de to mein tere ko jhoota chadhaunga ,. Kuch din baad uska byaah ho gya . vo agle hi din bali dene
    ki khatir chala gya mandir ,, par jhoota to vo le gya par kulhaadi / farsa bhul gya ..
    shiv linng k jhoota baandh k vo chala gya .. jhoota thodi der mein shivling sameth bhaag gya ..
    jhoota aage aage aur shivling piche piche .
    Jab jhoota devi ma k mandir k aage se gujara to devi maa shivji se boli .. yo tera aasia haal kaise ho
    gya tab shiv ji bole .. devi mai aapko to bahmann baniye pujje h jiss din jaato k faasegi , nu hi
    ghasitti haandegi.
    Santa 2 cigarette ek sath pita tha ..
    patni : 2 cigarette ek sath kyu pite ho ..
    santa dost ki yaad aati h , ek meri & ek mere dost ki .
    kuch dino baad santa ek hi cigarette peni laga ..to patni boli: kyu hua dost ko bhul gye
    santa : arey na pagli , bs meine peni chood de h.
    College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri
    Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.
    Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa to banta usko recieve karne gaya..
    Airport se vo santa ko leke bahar nikla to santa ne sadak se gili mitti uthayi aur soongh ke bola
    Santa: Yaar bantya, ap apne desh ki mitti ki khusbu pahle jaisi nahi rahi
    Banta Gusse Se: Abe oye gadhe, tune mitti nahi tatti uthai hai
    Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
    Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!
    Santa - "sir ji,
    aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?"
    Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
    Santa - "Oh sorry,

    mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.


    Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
    Beta tum bahut padhoge
    Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
    ye bata paas kab hounga???
    Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai
    to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?
    Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
    Teacher: Tumko chidiya kya tumhara bap banayega
    Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka ped kya tumhara bap lagayega.

    FUNNY SHAYARI
    Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
    Mujhe jala dena..ya dafna dena,
    maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
    mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto
    meri kabr par bs girls hostel hi bana dena!!
    Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..,
    Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron..,
    Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
    Ladki:- mat kar mera picha.. 1 din pachtayega,
    bhar college k tu .chole bhature ki shop lagayega
    Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere pyar ko,. 1 din pachtayegi,
    usi chole ki shop pe bartan manjti nazar aayegi
    Aankhon me noor hai
    Chehre pe surour hai
    Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
    Qk
    Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR hai;

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