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Merry Christmas

The sender attempted to send their first letter abroad for the holidays but faced many challenges finding appropriate greeting cards or envelopes in their country. They explored making a card in video games but the software crashed or was too difficult to use. As a backup, the sender drew pictures of Freddy in different styles despite lacking drawing skills. They deemed the whole experience a failure for not producing a proper card but remain willing to try sending a holiday letter again next year.

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Merry Christmas

The sender attempted to send their first letter abroad for the holidays but faced many challenges finding appropriate greeting cards or envelopes in their country. They explored making a card in video games but the software crashed or was too difficult to use. As a backup, the sender drew pictures of Freddy in different styles despite lacking drawing skills. They deemed the whole experience a failure for not producing a proper card but remain willing to try sending a holiday letter again next year.

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Merry Christmas!

Happy Hanukkah!
Happy New Year!
Or if this reaches you too late

Right, then. Crciun Fericit! Srbtori Fericite i un An Nou bun! Also hello.
So this is actually the first letter Ive sent outside the country. Or inside the country,
for that matter I had no idea what to write where on the envelope, where I can send the
letter from, and any of the other basics. And while the city itself is already in full Christmas
craze already, I could not, for the life of me, find a damn Merry Christmas card, let alone a
Hanukkah one. And I have looked around, here and in the next city over
When you told me you already had a card ready for me, I was between a rock and a
hard place, since no one sells cards in this country, apparently. At first, I considered making
one in G-Mod, using Team Fortress characters, but that game crashes like an epileptic at a
rave party. Probably because I have more than a hundred add-ons installed for it And
when it worked I never realized how hard it is to pose a face, without making them look
like homicidal maniacs... Then I installed Source Film Maker, thinking it would be easier,
since it shouldnt crash. Apparently, you need a degree in Computer Science to use it
Thus, I ended up having to (try to) draw Freddy. And, since you said you liked seeing
Freddy drawn in different styles, I tried drawing him in different styles. Which is odd if
you dont really know how to draw, or clean up a drawing As such, there you go, have
some drawings If Freddy looks odd, or retarded, thats totally just how he looks, and is in
no way any fault of mine, or my awesome drawing skills.
All in all, I consider this a failure. No card, no G-mod, I even tried to find a red,
Christmassy envelope, but no, of course there are none to be found anywhere So yeah,
lets never do this again.

P.S.: You bastard.


P.P.S.: Lets do this again.
P.P.P.S: They say its bad luck to start a new year with no money in the pocket (or, more
exactly, Lei, since its a Romanian saying, I think), so have one Euro worth of Lei That
should totally help your luck totally

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