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Brighton
Pride
Words and pictures -
Stuart Linden

hton Pride blew at 11a

m, carried on the
The first whistle of Brig fell and the parade made
t as the rain
wind from the seafron n Par k. Rig ht on cue the
way to Presto
its steady bedraggled d as ove r 50,000
rain finally stoppe
clouds cleared and the fun fair . Sur rounded by market
the gia nt
people streamed into ide Amnesty
wellies and lube alongs
stalls selling sex toys, the out rag eously camp
and PFLAG
International, Stonewall nge r with the older
servative, the you
mixed with the ultra con Brig hto n is a traditional values
stra igh ts.
and the gays with the and none of that
celebrity filled stages
gay pride, gone are the hto n Prid e is what it says on
either. Brig
Mardi Gras nonsense it is the best in the
. For my money
the tin - no more or less don , wh ich lost its way with
lac ed Lon
UK and has firmly rep fate which has
business sponsors, a
commercialism and big
nchester.
also sadly befallen Ma
ring out of
ntiful with indie pop bla
Entertainment was ple sou nds of house music
the fam iliar
the Popstarz tent and of course
Fruit, both tents were
thundering out of Wild many people again
sting poi nt wit h as
packed to bur fabulous
top of the park was the
dancing outside. At the Co mp lete wit h traditional
eng e.
circus tent that was Rev place
aret galore this was the
drag hostesses and cab
cou ld find the big gest mix of ages, sexes,
where you sound
between the cabaret the
families and lovers. In in uni son to classic pop
sing ing
of thousands of voices rainbow
the air besides flags of
songs, arms waving in pride, the spirit of
s wa s the spi rit of gay
colours. Thi know
you were there you will
Brighton Pride 2008. If n be there next year.
sed it the
what I mean, if you mis ted but very
12 hours later, exhaus
As I wandered home, of wh istle s on the wind
r the sounds
happy I could still hea py peo ple I had
t of the all the hap
and smiled as I though
met this day.
Heroic
Pride
Photos: Mark Ha

hail
wkins

Organisers of the third

ing it as a
Leeds
great
Pride are
nt’s
success. True to the eve
the
theme of heroes, even
ld
changeable weather cou
ven t ove r six and a
not pre
ing
half thousand people tak
centre
part in the fantastic city
more
parade with thousands
on and an estima ted
looking
party
12,000 joining the street
in Lower Briggate.

an
Before the parade beg
Leeds Millennium Square
ge
played host to a main sta
range
packed with a diverse
pers,
of acts from choirs to rap
pop to Ind y Pun k,
cheesy
est
and drag acts. To be hon
that
there where some acts y
musical category but the
transcended any known re was a little bit for
t and the
all gave their earthly bes
a lot for mo st.
everyone and
group
ds LGBT Pride planning
Tom Doyle, Chair of Lee am azing, it’s the first
yea r was
said, ‘The turn out this rked
nt in this way and it wo
time we have split the eve ne who took part this
like to tha nk everyo
really well. I’d w that
ely fantastic day and I kno
year; it was an absolut
rk by
it made all the hard wo
m
the Pride volunteers see
the
worth it’. Not only was
,
parade and party brilliant
the Spo rts Day and Film
show also proved to be
massive hits with folk.

Some of us are about to

take a well earned rest
whilst other members are
already busy planning
ich
Leeds Winter Pride wh
take place in Februa ry
will
to coincide with LGBT
history month.
9
Leeds Pride Summer 200
.
is scheduled 2nd August
Put it in your diaries.
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he g o ve rnment fo one o f them.”
d er equality. “T is su es. This is
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 Photos: Darrell Hirst

Pink Picnic
We thought it would never happen, and the
early morning forecast was not promising but,
Summer arrived in Huddersfield right on cue
for this year’s fantastic Pink Picnic. This event
is always looked forward to in the hope of
getting out the old picnic basket, loading it up
with quiche and Lambrini and having a rather
pleasant day frolicking with other gays from
right across the country. Mr Gay UK 2007,
Daniel Broughton was on hand to officially
announce the bouncy castle… and bars…
and various stalls officially open and an array
of acts, DJs and other entertainment kept
the crowd happy all afternoon. As well as the
appearance of several pretty boys with their
shirts off was the Deputy Chief Constable of
West Yorkshire (not with his shirt off) who was
meeting and greeting the happy revellers, the
Police even had their own stand in amongst
those of Mesmac and the like. The weather
certainly helped and for once everyone could
enjoy the picnic without having to dive for cover
because of a sudden downpour. A great time
was had by all.

North-East’s
biggest Pride
Festival for
Bradford
 
The biggest Pride Festival in the North East is
coming to Bradford this October, led by the Equity
Partnership, Bradford’s lesbian, gay and bisexual
(LGB) community development charity. Hazell
Dean tops the bill at the main event, at Bradford
University, on Saturday 11th October from
noon until 7pm. Over twenty other events are

Belfast
scheduled from 4th October – 6th November.
Board member and Chair of the Equity
Partnership Communications Group, Ian Burkitt,

Pride
said: “This year’s Bradford Pride is an arts and
culture festival, a celebration of diversity, which
the whole community can join in with.  We’ve put
together a huge range of activities which should
t
Despite the recen appeal to everyone across the city”.
ed by
controversy caus For the complete programme and updates, visit
son’s
DUP MP Iris Robin the Equity Partnership website:
,
anti-gay ramblings www.equitypartnership.org.uk
were
over 4,000 people
ing in the str ee ts
danc
y’s
of Belfast at the cit
,
Gay Pride revelries
d bad
even protesters an
er failing to da mpen
weath
their enthu sia sm .
In opposition to the
wd
parade a small cro
nists
of religious opportu
s as
sang gospel song
made
the colourful crowd
y throu gh the city
their wa
one
centre. However,
poster,
woman carried a
wit h the me ss ag e ‘Jesus

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BUZZ

Gay Gold
Let me join the hordes of gay folk around the world
who watched in awe as the only openly gay male
athlete in Beijing, Matthew Mitcham, pulled off one
of the great upsets at the Olympics in a spectacular
fashion. The favourites, the Chinese 10m diving
team, were well ahead and it was with the last
spectacular dive that Mitcham grabbed the gold
medal. The emotion from the man himself spoke
volumes but I have to say that I was screaming,
cheering and crying along with the man himself as
he pulled himself from the water knowing he’d just
performed a perfect ‘dive of a life time’.

Many gay commentators are up in arms that his

sexuality was never mentioned by most post games
analysts. NBC came in for a great deal of anger and
I can only add my agreement to this posting from a
journalist. “If he had had cancer, or if his parents had
image: AP/PA Photos

been killed in a car crash when he was 2, or if he

had just proposed to his girlfriend, they would have
mentioned it. But they never showed him hugging
his boyfriend, never mentioned it. They referred to
“personal problems,” but I’m afraid they decided
Matthew’s sexuality was off limits. A real shame.”

The Japanese
Popstars
Native to Northern Ireland (any fetish
ists expecting cute
Japanese girls can leave now), and
consisting of Declan
McLaughlin, Gary Curran, and Gare
th Donoghue, The Japanese
are riding a wave of great live gigs,
major festival bookings, and
media praise off the back of their recen
t single, ‘EP1’.
The Japanese Popstars’ only para
llel with rock music is that
they’d built up a sizable live follow
ing before releasing their first
major single – some might even say
cultish, judging by the
amount of clips on Youtube. Their
gigs are typically raucous
affairs, with an energy that crackles
with each beat, chord, and
keyboard stab. However, let’s get
one thing straight about the
music – The Japanese Popstars aren’
t indie rave, or any
other sub-sub-sub genre, theirs is
big room, cool as f**k
electronic music built for festivals and
stadiums. They’re
not dance kids aping indie kids, nor
are they indie kids
dropping synths and calling themselve
s ‘ravers’. This trio are
heading for territory once held by
Orbital, Chemical Brothers,
and Underworld - back to the futur
e dance music for today,
tomorrow, and forever, and should
be filling your ears pretty
soon.

Their album - We Just Are - Out Now

– Gung Ho Recordings

www.myspace.com/thejapanesep
opstars

8 September 2008
 Fra m e d

n?
Gay Ico
Joe Orton
1. Joe Orton is one of the most overlooked
great Playwrights of the last hundred years with
‘Entertaining Mrs Sloane’, ‘Loot’ and ‘What The
Butler Saw’ being his most successful. He also
wrote lesser known novels such as ‘Between Us Girls’.

It’s not all

2. Orton was famously played by Gary Oldman in
‘Prick Up Your Ears’ written by John Lahr, the title
was one that Orton was planning on using before his
death as a re-working of ‘Prick Up Your Arse’.

Black and Gold

3. Like all good gays he wanted to be a famous
actor; he enrolled and was accepted at RADA, and
like a true drama queen delayed his arrival after
appendicitis.

4. At RADA he met Kenneth Halliwell who became

his co-writer, best friend, lover and murderer… as
The inter-web thingy is a wonderful… erm… thing. you do.
GMTV had current heartthrob Sam Sparro singing
5. It wasn’t the dynamic duo’s writing that got them
his latest single 21st Century Life, and straight after noticed first; they got arrested for defacing and
they had a webcast with the man himself. stealing books from Islington Library. The pair would
Here are10 questions Sam answered. take them and return them with new covers, margin
blurbs and illustrations, generally of a ‘homo-erotic’
nature. This prank landed them in separate prisons
1. You launched the album in Camden do you 7. Mark Ronson is a fan of yours and he flew
for six months; Orton believed the severity of the
have an affinity to the place? you out to a festival…
punishment was “because we’re queers”.
Yes I love Camden, nice galleries, great venue…it’s Yes, I sang Black & Gold and Stop Me with him
got a nice feel about the place. and his band at Coachella recently. I used to go to 6. Orton created a pseudonym called Edna
watch the acts there myself when I was younger… Welthrope who had ‘extremely high morals’ and not
I think Coachella is one of the best festivals only complained against anything and everything but
2. Is it true that Chaka Khan discovered you?
worldwide so it was incredible to be up there also when Orton did things of an evil nature, would
She didn’t exactly discover me. We knew people write to all in sundry saying ‘Joe Orton doesn’t exist
performing for thousands of people...compared to
who knew each other and she liked my voice and and if he does he certainly doesn’t live here thank you”.
the last few years when I was out there sweating
encouraged me and as I’m a big Chaka fan…
with the rest of the crowd. Mark is a really lovely,
lovely guy. 7. He famously wrote an original film script to star
3. What’s all this about appearing in a the Beatles but Brian Epstein, the band’s manager,
McDonalds advert? would not allow the homoerotic overtones that were
8. You do your own artwork don’t you… with implied.
It was when I was 7… I was dressed as a pirate that and performing… and writing, which do
and ate a burger… but I got attitude from some you prefer? 8. Orton was a self confessed obsessive cottager
people because of it so my mum said “No more” (sadly his favourite haunt has been knocked down)
Well, I have done the logo and the single cover and
I enjoy doing that but I love the whole process of and used to do it as often as possible. He kept
4. What’s your earliest musical memory? creating and being in charge of the entire thing. I diaries which admitted to his addiction and also
I was about 2 or 3 and my grandparents had a bring people in who can do things I can’t or who I used to flaunt it in Halliwell’s face.
piano… and I would always be banging around on it. think can do it better than me.
9. Halliwell murdered Orton with a hammer in
August 1967, Orton was aged just 34.
5. Do you have a girlfriend? 9. You’re from Australia originally but you’ve
lived in the UK and the US… where do you 10. In the room with the bodies (Halliwell killed
No but I do have a boyfriend of two years
call home? himself afterwards, though forensics said he actually
(Unfortunately this line of questioning wasn’t
I have an apartment in London but I’ll always be died first) Halliwell had left a note explaining his
pursued).
an Australian, always a Sydney boy but I love actions on top of Orton’s diaries which read ‘if you
travelling… chasing the sun. read this diary all will be explained… especially
6. On various sites it says that you wrote the latter part’. The latter part is actually the least
Black and Gold in 10 minutes… is this true? outrageous.
Ten or fifteen minutes… I wrote the lyrics all in one 10. Are the glasses for real are did you get a
go and I already had a bass line (he proceeds to good deal from Specsavers? 11. Despite the fact Halliwell murdered Orton their
do the sound - dun dun dun…) I don’t have any Lol… No they’re not real… it’s all just a cunning ashes were still combined together and spread in
set formula for writing but once I know what I want disguise! Golders Green garden of rememberance. We think
to write about… off I go. Songs come from life this is a mixture of a gay Romeo & Juliet and a gay
experience and it’s cathartic to get it off your chest. Eastenders storyline.

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 avenue

Right Up
Our Street…
In recent years music industry cynics have hailed the death of pop. Avenue are on a mission to
bring fun and excitement back to the charts - to prove pop music isn’t dead.

So boys introduce yourselves – and Where did the name Avenue come So what’s the album like?
remember Bent is a gay mag… so from? A: Really eclectic… there’s a bit of
you know the type of think we want A: It was just on the list. (All laugh.) everything. We’ve been working with the
to know about. M: We just wrote a few down; it’s a bit writers behind Alphabeat, Orson wrote
R: I’m Ross, I’m 21 a Scottish lad I’ve boring innit? It was the best on the list this single and we’ve worked with dance
got model material I think. we wrote. writers and we have the ballads.
A: I’m Andy, I’m also 21 and I am tall R: It sounded right instantly. S: They aren’t stereotypical ballads…
dark and handsome, I was on ‘Stars In S: We had awful names like Volume, one called ‘Killer’ is a bit of dark twisted
Their Eyes’ as a Beatle. Cell, and Sound the list could go on. tale of a psycho stalker.
S: I’m Scott, I’m 23 and I’m your cute M: The bad ones were all Scott’s ideas. M: Overall it’s just a dead upbeat poppy,
guy next door and I was in Harry Potter. As soon as we got to Avenue we all rocky danceable album.
M: I’m Max, I’m 19 and have played loved it.
football for some big teams and I have a J: And I used to live on an Avenue. Who was the last great boyband?
HUGE… secret. A: Blue were good, boys and girls liked
M: I do live on an avenue… hang on this
J: I’m Jonny, I’m 24 and I also have a could get silly. Blue.
massive secret and am a professional S: I think what Take That are doing that’s
dancer. new is really good.
Why did you choose ‘Last Goodbye’
as the first single? J: It’ll be interesting to hear Boyzone’s
Now people may well recognise you new stuff.
J: Because it’s a mint song.
from the X Factor, how was that So if you’re the new Take That who is
whole thing? A: It’s just a really strong song that’s got
a real dance vibe whilst being a good the Robbie?
J: At the time it was absolutely devastating. All: Max.
pop song. We wanted to do something
We were gutted completely gutted. Long
you wouldn’t expect from a boyband. M: I will be the one in ten years time
term though it was the best thing ever,
M: It’s a bit rocky and raw, were not one who’s not doing the reunion and is just
we wouldn’t be doing this now.
of those bands who are going to be eating pies in America.
S: We enjoyed our time on the X Factor,
doing the perfect routines, and we’re
I absolutely loved it. What happened
rough around the edges. Avenue’s debut single ‘The Last
was hard for us but it was also great
exposure. We would never slate the X R: Also ‘Last Goodbye’ sounds like it Goodbye’ is out on 1st September
Factor its good for new talent. should be a big ballad but it isn’t, we on download and in the shops on
have got some ballads but they aren’t the 8th. They will be appearing at
R: If we’d stayed on the show we might
those bland middle of the road ones, if Manchester Pride, Stoke Pride and
not be around now if you look at the way
we do ballads we do balls out ballads. Heaven for more info see
things have gone with some of the acts
on there. www.weareavenue.com
J: It made us closer as a band…
All: Definitely.

12 September 2008
bits

10
Top
things
NOT to
say on your
first date

1. I really don’t like this

restaurant that much, but I
wanted to use this 2-for-1
coupon before it expired.

2. I used to come here all

the time with my ex.

The Russians 3. My therapist said

I should meet more
are coming… people… you’re my eighth
today?
Gena Ivanov is a Russian fine artist who was
born in Vladimir into a military family and
4. It’s been tough, but I’ve
grew up in various places in the former Soviet
Union from Ussuriysk in the Far East and come to accept that most
finally settling in Belarus in the West. Gena people I date just won’t be
began to draw at school but at the time he
was more interested in modern dance and
We are the Champions! as smart as I am.
this took most of his energy. After school
Gena went into the army where he served for Stonewall Football Club the UK’s longest running and 5. Could you excuse me?
two years as a military artist. Art now firmly most successful Gay football team recently sponsored
by Barclays, have won the recent EuroGames 2008  in My cat gets lonely if he
in his soul, he then rushed to art school and
studied at Bobruisk Art School where he Barcelona. The team went through the tournament doesn’t hear my voice on
graduated with distinction. without defeat, including beating Belgium and Milan the answering machine
(Italy) in the group stages and then beating Washington
In 2000 Gena was made a member of the
(hosting World Cup next year), a team from Paris in every hour.
Artists’ Union of Belarus!  In 2004 he decided
the quarters and another Parisian team in the Semi’s. 
the time had come to move to England
Stonewall FC won the semi final 4 – 0 with a convincing 6. Have you ever thought
and he now owns a studio in the centre of
victory.  The final was against old rivals Cologne
Norwich, which he also runs as a gallery. “I
(Germany) who had a very strong team.  The final was about cosmetic surgery?
have always found the male body inspiring
played in a local stadium and the atmosphere was
and coming to England has finally given
great with many of the locals supporting Stonewall 7. My ex used to drown
me the freedom to paint in the way I want
FC.  The final was won 2 – 0 with two great goals
to. I aspire to show the beauty of the male
and a hard working team performance. The event himself in CK1… never
body, the romanticism, the sexuality and its
character.”
had 23 teams from across Europe.  Those that did took to it myself.
not qualify from their group stages played out for the
recreational competition, which was won by Stonewall
At Adonis Art, 1b Coleherne Road,
FC Reserve team beating Belgium on penalties.  It was 8. Don’t you think a second
London - 2nd – 26th September
a great achievement for Stonewall FC to dominate the bottle of wine is a bit…
tournament winning both gold medals. extravagant?

9. I really feel that I’ve

Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life grown in the past few
20 of Britain’s best up and coming dance sensations will years. Used to be I
jet off to Kellermans, AKA Mountain Lake Resort Virginia, wouldn’t have given
home of the raunchy routine and setting for the 1980s
cult classic film that caused an international dance frenzy. someone like you a
From there follows an intensive ten week training regime second look.
with some of the industry’s most prolific figures, complete
with a dreaded weekly ‘dance off,’ in which one couple
is guaranteed to leave the competition forever. The losing 10. You don’t mind if
pair subsequently relinquish their claim to a dream prize mother comes along too
to-dance-for – a year long contract with acclaimed global do you?
dance agency Bloc, whose alumni include singer/dancers
Justin Timberlake, Madonna and Christina Aguilera.
Living TV - 10th September - 9pm.

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Martin fry

The Shiny Suit

Is Back…
Martin Fry has been the face of super 80’s band ABC since they started in
1982, Simon Savidge caught up with him at home (he makes a mean cuppa)
to talk about the Steel City Tour, Madonna, and how you follow the massive
cult album ‘Lexicon of Love’.
Do you feel now with the new tour that the in unknown and left a popstar, so rivalry was huge. ABC went quite quiet after the mid-nineties…
‘Sheffield Pop Mafia’ is back? You’d see these people like George Michael, Boy I had had my twelve years of fame and pop
Oh I like that, the Sheffield pop mafia, I might steal George, Human League etc and you all wanted the stardom I kind of went underground. I had to go
that. Yeah it does I guess. I think this tour feels number one, so you’d all be looking at each other away and do something else, you have to or you
different from other 80’s tours I’ve done. Partly it’s and seeing who was the more outrageous. would just go nuts.
because it’s specifically celebrating the Sheffield What can people expect from the tour? Yet you released another album ‘Traffic’ this
pop scene back then with Human League and All the classics, regardless of what tour it is…be it year, what made that happen?
Heaven 17. When we had a meeting with for this for a new album… or an 80’s nostalgia gig… you I was just ready I think, well I think we all were,
tour it was odd, I guess it was a bit like a scene in need to do your classics. They make you. I have the timing was right. We made sure from the
the Godfather where they’re all around the table. seen so many tours where it seems the theme is start that we stayed with what we knew; we
Is Sheffield again at the forefront of good music with ‘I’ve suffered for my art now so must you’. Or it’s didn’t get Timbaland or Mark Ronson to reinvent
so many successful bands coming from there? all new songs and that can be alienating. The glam us unlike some bands I won’t mention. We did
I hope so and it would appear so now you’ve got gauntlets will be thrown down. all our experimenting in the 80’s and we’re now
Arctic Monkeys and Reverend and the Makers Will you be bringing back the Shiny Suit? comfortable with our style and ourselves. We made
and such, yeah it seems to have come back with Yeah… I have got some new ones ready, but then I it more muscular and tough, I want to make some
a bang. think shiny suits are actually trendy again anyway. more, just for fun. I wasn’t sure that anyone would
Do you think there is the whole nostalgia thing Well Lexicon of Love has now been voted in the top want anymore ABC songs.
towards the 80’s now, is it nostalgic for you? 100 album of all times how does that feel? So what’s next after the tour?
I spent so long as a 100% pop star, travelling the It’s great, to know people appreciate your work that A holiday first, I might make another record to
world and stuff and then suddenly it goes quiet so much is fantastic. It’s a privilege. follow ‘Traffic’ and also I have done some dates
to have this interest in the 80’s again and these How do you feel about artists like Madonna with an orchestra doing the Lexicon Of Love in its
tours are great for all of us. and Kylie who were also huge in the 80’s and entirety so I would like to do more of that, its an
Has there ever been any rivalry between never seem to stop? exciting time.
bands and has it come back? Kylie lies about her age, come on we all know it. I
Oh god there was massive rivalry. Back then think both of them had lulls in the 90’s but I don’t You can find ABC’s latest album (and
everyone did ‘Top of the Pops’, which seriously think anyone made truly great music in the 90’s it discography) in all good music retailers. To
needs to come back, and that was your window was anonymous. I think Kylie is good at what she buy tickets for the December Steel City Tour
and you had to glimmer and shine, if you didn’t does when she does pop, Madonna I kind of feel at www.ticketmaster.co.uk for more on ABC
that was it, you couldn’t be a popstar. You walked has started chasing music rather than leading it. and Martin Fry visit www.abcmartinfry.com

16 September 2008
Christian George

By George, He’s Fit!

Christian George may appear to be a new face on the music scene with the release of his
debut single ‘Strangers’. However he has in fact been a dancer and stylist to the likes of
Britney, Kanye West and Will Smith. Now he’s out on his own and he couldn’t be enjoying
it more, Simon Savidge caught up with him to talk one night stands, being a playboy and
David Beckham.

How is all in the world of Christian George right now?

It’s crazy but awesome, really pretty amazing. The single seems to be steadily climbing,
the album is sounding pretty hot and the video is out now. After nine years of
wanting this I am loving every minute.
So why did you pick Strangers as the first single?
I think it kind of represents the album and myself the best I guess. It’s a
danceable track which was quite important to me, you want your first song to
be instantly catchy and I hope this is, well I think it is.
It’s got quite racy lyrics…
There are only so many ways you can skin a cat. I wanted every track to be
honest on my album and this is honest about my playboy days. It’s kind of
homage to One Night Stands and I suppose celebrates them. People are too
prudish about things like that. We have all had one night stands, so why not
sing about them in a positive way, as they can be. You know ‘let’s make love
like strangers’.
You have sampled Laura Branigan’s huge 80’s hit ‘Self Control’ why
did you choose that?
I didn’t actually and originally it wasn’t a sample. When we were recording
the song one of the other co-producers was singing along with Self
Control and we realised it was sounding slightly like it and it really worked
so we just went for it.
Well the 80’s is very ‘in’ right now isn’t it?
I think that because it was a time where people, not everyone
obviously, made songs that have lasted. Some music that’s coming
out now you know will sound dated next year rather than in 20 years,
that’s the sort of music I hope I am making, songs that sound good
and will last.
You were a dancer and stylist for the stars before this, has
this always been the long term dream?
Of course it was. I mean I enjoyed both the other jobs and they
put me in the right circles for what I wanted to do long term and
also financially supported me through them. It also was kind of
like a learning process of watching these stars and seeing how
they behaved and how I would and wouldn’t want to behave
myself.
Like a School of Stardom, who was great and who was
lousy to work with, spill us some gossip.
I don’t really have any most of the people I worked with were
great. I don’t wanna start making enemies by slating people.
If I had to say who was best it would be Kanye West, he is
a really decent kind of superstar.
Speaking of superstars, people are comparing your
looks to David Beckham, how does that feel?
Well its flattering, I mean there are worse looking people
to be compared to aren’t there? He’s like voted one of
the best looking men so yeah I can handle that. The gay
audience like him and I am all for that.
So you’re hoping to have a gay audience?
Yeah. I mean I think if you go out to make music that
is just for gay people then you’re undermining them. I
make music for everyone and I am just really honoured
that so far the gay audience seem to like it. They know
what’s hot and what’s not.

The debut single ‘Strangers’ is out this month, for

more information and a bit of a perv see
www.christiangeorge.net

18 September 2008
 BITZ

The names
Hadrian…
With the latest chapter in the 007
franchise, A Quantum of Solace soon to be
released, our favourite Bond, Daniel Craig
looks set to star as the Roman Emperor
Hadrian.
The star has been tipped to show his talents in an
upcoming biopic directed by John Boorman, and if the
press is to be believed about his request for Bond to be
more gay active, this might be just the part for him. As
well as being famous for constructing the wall that sort of
separates England and Scotland the Emperor also had a
male companion Antinous, who used to accompany him on
his travels. It was a bond (if you’ll pardon the pun) between
the men that saw, on Antonious’s death, the distraught
Hadrian naming a city in Egypt after his favourite.

Essex chat
Word is going around that Gavin and Stacey stars James
Corden and Matthew Horne are to get their own chat show.
James, who is never out of the headlines these days, especially
after he snogged Harry Potter star, Daniel Radcliffe, at a recent
awards ceremony and Matthew have both co-hosted several
TV shows since the success of the BBC 3 award wining
show. The BBC is keen to cash in on their popularity and the
obvious rapport between the two. This will be in addition to
a forthcoming BBC3 sketch series and a Christmas special
of Gavin and Stacey, which James devised with co-star Ruth
Jones, who plays Nessa in the award winning show.

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Shapeshifters

Shaping Up
The Shapeshifters
made a huge name
for themselves with
the now legendary
‘Lola’s Theme’ in
2004. Now they’re
back, taking the
helm of Defected’s
latest In the House
compilation. Bent
caught up with Simon
Marlin to discuss
touring, recording
and defecting.

When we speak to Simon he’s relaxing in the sun, Which is better—recording or DJing? don’t get as excited anymore. So people just don’t
smoking a cigarette and drinking a cup of coffee in Recording, definitely. We’re real studio monkeys. We make the effort. The reason I think Global Gathering
the early afternoon. He’s only just managed to do like to just get in there and fool around and create. still does so well is because it’s still a big event—so
this, British weather being what it is, and he hopes it But we were recording eight months solid for EMI, people can get prepared for it. They can gear
stays that way. But London being what it is, there’s making another album, but then they had various themselves up and make a big deal of it. But most
still traffic roaring past and he has to concentrate to problems and we needed a break. So we left and clubs don’t have that quality. The music’s just pretty
hear us. joined Defected. We defected to Defected, as it average and even the big clubs look like they’re just
were. Then we went on tour to get out of the studio. falling apart.
It’s been a couple of years since your last
record. Why’s that? Where’s the best place you’ve toured? So what’s coming up over the rest of the year?
Our last album, House Grooves 2, was in 2006. I To be honest, there are great places all over. We’ve got an eight-week tour of the US, which will
guess it’s because we did a few albums all at once Australia was fantastic because we just did festivals be pretty intense. Then we’re off back to Ibiza again.
and we felt that if we were going to do another it back to back. And you know, Ibiza’s always great.
should be special. Doesn’t the touring get tiring?
We only do Pacha there now, but it’s immense. It’s
one of our favourite clubs. But Croatia’s good too, Not really. I mean, the travelling’s exhausting, but as
What else have you been doing in the soon as you get behind the decks, the atmosphere
and in fact the whole of Eastern Europe puts us to
meantime then? picks you up. It’s hard to be tired when people are
shame. It’s less commercial. It still feels fresh. The
We’ve been touring almost non-stop. We’ve been attitude is just better, I think. It’s more sophisticated going bonkers all around you!
everywhere from Australia to the US, doing the DJing and the crowds have more energy. The clubs are just
side of things. Basically working hard, having fun The Shapeshifters ‘In The House’ -  Out Now
full of all these beautiful people. It’s how the UK used
and looking for inspiration. We did a mix for Moby to be ten years ago. In comparison the UK seems
and we’ve got a new track called ‘Treadstone’ which really jaded. We’ve been spoilt for DJs so people
will be out later in the year.

20 September 2008
 tv bits

Soap Love
Photos: ITV, BBC, LIME PICTURES

I am not a name…
“From Albert Square to Weatherfield, credible gay and lesbian characters may be
I’m a number
scarce on our small screens, but this poll proves there’s clearly still no shortage of gay Sir Ian McKellen continues to defy those
love-interest in many of our Great British soaps. Whilst lesbians and gays nationwide
who say that the 69 year-old star should
are doubtless all hoping Corrie’s Carla and Liam are granted same-sex storylines,
however fleeting, the departure of queer character John Paul McQueen from slow down his acting commitments by
Hollyoaks – so wonderfully portrayed by sexy James Sutton over the past two years – taking on the part of Number 2 in the
will prove a true homo-blow for many a single gay bloke!” up-coming remake of the 60s classic
TV series, The Prisoner. He will play
Most desired gay male date with male Brit soap star: opposite Jim Caviezel, who starred as
1. Rob James Collier (Liam Connor, Coronation Street)   33% Jesus in the controversial Mel Gibson
2. James Sutton (John Paul McQueen, Hollyoaks)          30% directed, The Passion of Christ.
ITV Productions is co-producing the
3. Robert Kazinsky (Sean Slater, EastEnders)               14%
six-part series with Granada International
4. Ryan Thomas (Jason Grimshaw, Coronation Street)    12% and AMC, the US cable network behind
5. Matthew Wolfenden (David Metcalfe, Emmerdale)       07% the critically acclaimed Mad Men, with a
worldwide premiere slated for 2009.
Compiled by gay-PARSHIP.co.uk

All systems go for a new Torchwood

Filming for the third series of the smash Special guests in the five part series are
hit drama Torchwood, created by Doctor Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who, The Thick
Who writer Russell T Davies, has begun of It, Skins), who plays the role of Mr
in Cardiff. Due to transmit in 2009 the Frobisher – a civil servant who’s hiding a
programme has proved so successful terrible secret; Paul Copely (Coronation
that it has moved from its BBC2 slot Street, The Bill) as Clem - the survivor
onto BBC One. The series – called still haunted by his past and Liz May
Torchwood: Children Of Earth - sees the Brice (Bad Girls, The Bill) as Johnson
team embarking on a single action- – the cynical covert government agent
packed adventure as they battle for the determined to expose Torchwood.
future of the human race against the Russell T Davies said:
most fierce force they have encountered. “The new series of Torchwood is hugely
The highly motivated Torchwood team bold and promises to be bigger and
are John Barrowman as Captain Jack better than ever - the audience is in
Harkness, Eve Myles as Gwen Cooper, for an amazing ride. This series is one
and Gareth David-Lloyd as Ianto Jones. big serial and the most ambitious story
photo: BBC

Other regular cast involved in their high- we’ve ever made, and we’ve got plenty
octane adventure are Kai Owen as Rhys of surprises in store.”
Williams, Gwen’s husband, and Tom  
Price as PC Andy.

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ALBUMS
by Adam Lowe

ALBUM OF THE MONTH

4BWO
Pandemonium – The Singles Collection
Out: 1st September
They’re Swedish, they’re successful and
they carry the Euopop flag with honour.
Great melodies, terrific arrangements and a
giant book of rhymes - makes this the most
accessible album ever. Eighteen tracks that will
have you singing along after the first hearing
and rushing to their next live performance.
This is more enjoyable than watching a kitten
chasing a ball of wool.

4STEREO SUSHI 4SHRI 4KING STREET 4WOODPIGEON 4THE METROS

Stereo Sushi Vol. 13 Seven Steps SOUNDS Songbook More Money Less Grief
Out: 15th September Out: 29thSeptember 15 Years of Paradise Out: 29th September Out: 15th September
Stero Sushi’s thirteenth outing Seven Steps is a powerful Out: 15th September Woodpigeon, whose first This is an album with tourettes.
gathers together more soulful and personal album, King Street Sounds’ last band was called Woodpigeon Boisterous, badmouthed,
house with ambient excess slathered over a chunky 15 years include such Divided by Antelope Equals angry and schizoid, it’s still
and deep-throbbing grooves. bed of bass grooves, which music luminaries as Joey Squirrel (or W/A=S for short), rhythmic, anthemic and, more
Diva Barbara Tucker dazzles were not as present in Shri’s Negro, David Morales, is an odd fellow. He chose his often than not, fun. Though
and delights as ever with a earlier releases. This is Barbara Tucker and name because he likes how the at times it’s a little self-
reworking of ‘We Are’ and effectively a revision of his Quentin Harris. With all word looks like a rollercoaster indulgent and trashy, with its
Margaret Grace’s sizzling own signature sound, with a these elements in the when you write it in cursive. He messy collision of pop, rock,
vocals rip open ‘Whatcha lot more spunk. This album mix, you can be sure this once also wrote a song called humour and Kate Nash ‘urban
Gonna Do’. Terry Hunter has teeth but still retains a is as cutting edge as it is ‘John Cusack Escapes from realism’, it’s definitely fun. This
remixes Glen Lewis’ ‘Stay strong Indian ambience. The popular. Some of these the Nazis’. Luckily, none of this is a sound that’s ultimately
With Me’, which is now a more LP funks up Bombay street tracks are remastered 12” silliness is present in the album. young, and whilst maturity
luscious affair, dripping with music, with heaps of bass releases that have never Or rather, it is, but in a way that can produce something more
style and glamour. All in all, languishing under traditional appeared in digital form is totally serious and doesn’t enduring, why not have fun in
this is a strong selection of hi-fi Indian instrumentals. This is until now. This guarantees come across as silly. Songbook the moment and wait for the
house for late Saturday nights a rollicking, cultured album, the album as a must- is a diary of his return home to boys to become men in a few
and early Sunday mornings. and one that demands have for all dance music Canada after her left Scotland, years’ time?
another listen. connoisseurs. and bursts with nostalgia and
warmth. This is one for the
softies out there. Or maybe
your mums.
22 September 2008
singles
by Adam Lowe

SINGLE OF THE MONTH

4TURNER CODY
First Light
Out 29th September
This is the title track of Cody’s second
album. It’s full of cheer and swing, in
desperate contrast to his famed anti-folk
and blues. There’s a crafty conjuring
of traditional styles in a new, dynamic
presence with elements of the lyrical
ballad and blues-driven boogie. But it’s
the lyrics that really stand out, shimmering
above the music like a rainbow. More will
definitely be heard of this NYC songster.

4CHARLIXCX 4X-PRESS 2 4CAMP ACTOR 4DUNNEASY 4MR NO HANDS

!Franchesckaar! FEAT. DAVID Your Obsession FT MONIQUE Off the Top of My Head
Out: 22nd September BYRNE Out: 8th September BINGHAM Out: 11th September
So long as you can get past the Lazy Camp Actor is the gestalt of Won’t Stop Mr No Hands is named after his
irritating misspellings (‘cause Justin James and Marlowe, favourite BMX stunts, and has spent
Out: 22nd September Out: 15th September
she’s cool, innit?), this proves who met at a record shop much of the year building a reputation
to be not too bad considering If this song sounds irritatingly in North London and set This is a warm, soulful for himself. He’s a 24 year-old
she’s a 15 year-old. Pop Justice familiar, that’s because it is. It up their own night, ‘Press’, groover with the luscious musician and animation artist, who has
called her ‘Quite good’ in a way was released a few years back at Shoreditch’s Herbal bar. lyrical lashings of Monique released seven singles on his label,
not wholly intended to damn with and was just as annoying Now they’re unleashing Bingham. Combining each one with an exclusive animated
faint praise, since it was also their back then. Now it’s no longer their fourth single, the deep house, gospel video created by himself. He’s been
song of the day. Electroqueer enough to revive the 80s first to come from their vocals, African and Latin interviewed across the music press
can’t stop playing her. We’re a bit or 50s or even 40s—we’re debut album. Theirs is percussion, and NYC’s jazz and has been featured on the home
more discerning, but she’ll do for now reviving what we had a a riddling mix of layered soloists, dunnEASY and pages of Myspace and YouTube. The
now. Give it twenty repeats and few years back. So long as melody, jagged beats and Bingham make this a rich comparisons to Mr Scruff and Lemon
we’ll want to invite Gary Glitter to I don’t have to sit through kaleidoscopic eletronica, but dance track perfect for al Jelly hold true, but there’s something
her house. ten seasons of Friends again it is intelligent and emotive fresco parties and chilled eclectic about his inspiration that
(damn you, E4!), I’ll live. Ignore all the same, and indicative glasses of cider. shines through in this single and
this, and listen out for some of bright things to come. makes its jolly blend of arcade games,
decent new music. drums and furious energy a good one.

24 September 2008
 music competition

Michael@50
Michael Jackson has just passed yet another
milestone in his career as he recently turned
that scary five 0. Not sure that he can turn
back time, though I’m sure he has tried to
borrow the ‘Back to the Future’ DeLorean
car at some point in his career, but he has
4101 90s Hits 4Creamfields 10
several firsts that he should be proud of over
The 101 phenomenon continues with 101 years The Album
90s Hits, FIVE jam-packed CDs of 90s
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classics. With monster chart hits from pop you love to remember, this is going to be the seemed to take centre stage, and for a young lad, his
hunks Robbie Williams, Five, Ricky Martin, biggest and best ever collection of club hits voice was extraordinary and powerful, which demanded
George Michael and the mighty 90s boy and bangers imaginable so, its time to get an audience took notice. The hits of the Jackson 5, with
band Take That, to girl power tracks from your dancing shoes on. The world-renowned his strong vocal lead, were soon to dominate the charts
Spice Girls, Christina Aguilera, Louise, Tina name that is cream delivers yet again, with all over the world and the cute little front man Michael was
Turner, Britney and Eternal. Not forgetting an array of the tracks have those memories catapulted into a showbiz career. Since that auspicious start
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anthems from Olive, Chumbawamba, the finest tracks compiled by cream grab your but eventually his solo career took off and the confident
D:Ream, M People. Blur, Shampoo and whistle and hit the dance floor! young man produced some of the best and most inventive
Supergrass, the perfect soundtrack to your
Out: 8th September Label: Ministry of music of its day. Indeed, at just 20 years-old, his album
summer and beyond…
Sound ‘Thriller’ topped the charts and went on to become one of
Out: 8th September - Label: EMI TV the most successful and highest selling albums(and music
To be in with a chance to win a copy of videos) of all time. In recent years his popularity, for various
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this fabulous 5CD collection just answer this simple question: Finish this title of be called) has struggled to find any new material to entice his
this simple question: Who had a hit with Daft Punks’ dance floor hit, Around the fan base back. This 50th birthday Motown collection of his
Millennium? ______? early hits just reminds us of what a precocious (in the good
sense) talent he was… and what an exceptional voice the
young Michael Jackson had… and it’s one we miss.

4R&B Classics 4 ‘Ultimate Holiday 4Michael Jackson

Collection Party’.
and the Jackson 5
This superb triple-CD album contains The CD features 3 discs and 60 tracks,
monster chart-topping hits from N.O.R.E containing all the classic dance and pop With worldwide record sales of over
(Nothin) and Pussycat Dolls FT Busta tracks you need for summer, so slap 60 million, there’s no denying Michael
Rhymes (Don’t Cha), and the ultimate on the sun lotion, reserve the best pool Jackson is one of the biggest superstars
classics from Blackstreet (Don’t Leave lounger... and pop it in the CD player! our generation has seen. Massive all-time
Me), Jay Z (Big Pimpin), Salt N Pepa Feel good songs by the likes of; Eric classics on this stunning new beautifully
(Push It) and R&B Diva of the year, Prydz, Scooter, Uniting Nations, O-Zone, presented package include material from
Rihanna (Umbrella). Plus all the years ATB, DJ Sammy, Sash!, DJ Otzi, the Motown years from both the Jackson
greatest from soul sistas Mary J Blige, T-Spoon, Whigfield, Aqua, 2 Unlimited, 5 (ABC, I’ll Be There, I Want You Back,
Nelly, Kelly Price, Ashanti and Alicia Bob Marley vs. Funk Star Deluxe, Lou Never Can Say Goodbye) and Michael’s
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Man, Dre Dre and Snoop Dogg. and many more. Ain’t No Sunshine, One Day In Your Life,
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answer this simple question: Who answer this simple question: Finish copy of this fantastic CD all you have
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bits

Still Swinging
Swing Out Sister celebrate the eclectic cultural mix
of the UK’s constantly changing music scene, with a
sound that owes as much to hip-hop and jazz fusion as
sixties pop and soul, with its well crafted arrangements
and a hint of electro along the way. As their 9th studio
album Beautiful Mess is completed, Bent talks to Swing
Out’s Corinne Drewery about the process.

I’m in the mood

for… Lover
We just can’t pin this one down. Here at Bent Towers
there’s disagreement as to what we think of Rosie and It seems amazing that SOS Will there be a tour or live
her chums and this single ‘Lover’. Is it a more on-the-ball have been around for over 20 gigs?
Placebo, is it Siouxsie Sioux at her wailing prime… or is it years… I suppose that means I am looking into doing some
you both still get on very well? one-off unplugged sets using
none of these but better? Yep we’ll go with that.
Andy (Connell) and I get on well natural acoustics- just to see
Hailing from the west country of Cornwall, Rosie & The Goldbug formed in 2007 most of the time- apart from when what it would sound like. They
after enchanting lead vocalist Rosie, who had been away at Uni studying music, we are trying to write a song which could turn into gigs but would be
decided to return to her roots with the sole purpose of forming a band: “The usually involves an argument or more like recording experiments.
course was all about studying mundane jazz modes and it made me realise I two….this makes for a better piece There are some great tunnels
wanted to just write three chord pop tunes and rebel”. Fed up fronting a band of music usually- I suppose it’s like around London Bridge and along
“full of belchin’ ‘n’ fartin’ lads who seemed intent on playing boring old indie- a weird kind of quality control - we Regents Canal…. I would also
guitar wank”, Rosie saw an escape route when meeting Plums for the first time. are both fighting for the bits we feel love to try some caves…maybe
Joined by pounding bass player Pixie (her sister’s pointy-eared boyfriend – hence should stay. somewhere like Chiselhurst.
the elfish nickname) and utterly mesmerising female drummer Plums (previously
of Japanese drumming group Kagemusha Taiko), Rosie & The Goldbug are a
razor-sharp three pronged trio to be reckoned with. With the album to follow in Critics always say your music What other projects have
October you can be sure we’ll be hearing a lot more of this slinky, sexy combo over is a jazz/pop fusion… is that a you been involved in (or are
the next year. description you’re happy with? involved in) because you don’t
It’s better to listen and make up just tour and record SOS stuff
‘Lover’ - Out: 8th September - Lover Records
your own mind, but if it is away do you?
of inviting somebody in who has Andy has done several scores

Don’t deal with

never heard our music before, for short films. A couple of them
then I suppose it’s a enough good have done well in independent
start. There are elements in our film festivals. He also worked on
music from all kinds of influences, a soundtrack for pilot for a Bond-

the ordeal on
ranging from hip-hop to jazz to esque tv programme called The
northern soul to Latin….some Outsiders. It was great fun, some
influences are more apparent than of the pieces we worked together
others. on were a spooky lullaby, a French

your own
song for a romantic scene in Paris
This is your 9th studio album… and an operatic piece playing as
tell us a little bit about it… and background music at a dinner
why the title Beautiful Mess? party.

Every year, thousands of men call the Survivors UK National Helpline. Many of Beautiful Mess seemed to sum
these calls are from men who are talking about their ordeal for the first time. up the fusion (or confusion!) of Who do you see as the ‘next
The anonymity of a phone call means it can feel like the safest and easiest way ideas. We wanted this album to big talent’ to come out of your
of talking about what’s happened to you and how it has affected your life. have a more intimate, up close home City of Manchester?
All of the Helpline workers are trained and knowledgeable in sexual abuse and personal feel. The more I wouldn’t know the next big talent
and male rape issues, and they work to the British Association of Counselling records we make, the more we if I tripped over it- the cool stuff
Ethical Framework, so your call will be confidential. They’re there to provide seek perfection, but sometimes in bubbling under is what interests
information, support, and understanding, and you won’t have to do or say order to achieve that the original me… Jamie Finlay is worth
anything you don’t want to. If you would prefer, they can simply listen; just idea gets lost in the process. checking out . And RKW.
talking about your experiences can be a huge weight off your shoulders. For We decided to keep the songs
many men, it’s the first step on the road to putting their past behind them. as close to the original idea as
possible as they usually go ‘Beautiful Mess’ out: 8th
If you need to chat call the Survivors UK National Helpline number: 0845 122 September
through so many changes before
1201 (opens Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays 7pm - 10pm).
we finish them.
www.survivorsuk.org
After nine albums we felt we
should have had enough practice.

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 bits

GEORGE MICHAEL
THE UPS, DOWNS
AND SIDEWAYS OF
AN ICON
by Adam Lowe

The man born Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou in 1963, but known to

everyone else as George Michael, has had a turbulent celebrity career.
From Wham! to ‘Wham, bam, thank you, man!’ his journey has been
charted throughout the press. This month Bent takes a look at his
greatest, worst and most embarrassing moments to date.

UPPER – George has sold DOWNER – In February SIDEWAYS – George was

over 100 million records 2006, George was arrested pretty much caught with a
worldwide, and in the UK has for possession of Class C mouthful when members of
had a dozen #1 singles and drugs. the public spotted him with
seven #1 albums. In the US an older, scruffily-attired man
he’s had 10 #1 singles and SIDEWAYS – Horizontal on Hampstead Heath. He
two #1 albums. Faith, his again, George was this later spoke on Richard &
1987 debut solo album, is time found at the wheel Judy to defend his actions,

Wogone
one of the bestselling albums of his Mercedes, causing saying he and Kenny had
of all time and netted him an obstruction to traffic. an open relationship and he
six of his US #1s as well as He was later convicted for wasn’t ashamed of his sexual
accounting for a fifth of all his possession of cannabis. activities.
With the rather unstartling record sales. He later admitted, on
news that Terry Wogan is
Desert Island Discs, that George concluded his
to hang up his wig and not
DOWNER – On April 7th, his cannabis addiction was mammoth 25 Live tour, which
host next year’s Eurovision
1998, George was caught negatively affecting his life. took him round Europe twice,
Song Contest the race is
with his pants down in LA— His partner Kenny Goss, also with two Earl’s Court gigs
on to find his replacement.
trying to get a police officer to a lover of being sideways, on 24th and 25th August.
Top of the bill is Graham
join him in the cottage. has been treated for The tour also saw George
Norton who has proved very
addiction to tranquillisers and performing in the US for the
successful in giving a new
SIDEWAYS – May visited rehab for two months first time in 17 years.
dimension to presenting with
15th, 2006, George was in 2004 at George’s request.
the recent Andrew Lloyd
Webber ‘please find us a found horizontal—that is,
star’ series of programmes. unconscious at the wheel UPPER – George was the
No doubt John Barrowman of his Range Rover. He was first person to perform at the
is in there somewhere as woken up by a member newly reopened Wembley
well but to be honest, he of the public who’d been Arena, although he was
was next to useless on the knocking on his window for later fined £125,000 for
finding a song for Europe five minutes, before he then overrunning by 13 minutes!
show last year. A brand drove off erratically and hit a
new face might be nice. traffic bollard. Later the same DOWNER – George became
One who actually enjoys the month, he was questioned by unpopular for a while when,
show… and can hold their police for shunting three cars in 2004, he released the
own… after seeing her in on his street. highly controversial single
Eurobeat… I suggest Mel ‘Shoot the Dog’, the video for
Giedroyc. Mind you… what’s UPPER – George is the most which featured Tony Blair as
the betting that Terry makes played artist on UK radio in George Bush’s pet poodle.
an about turn once he sees the last twenty years. Beat
what money they are offering that, Chubby Williams!
his successor.

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 Will martin

One Voice
If you’re into the likes of El Divo, Russell Watson or
Andrea Bocelli then you’ll just love this new kid on the
block. Will Martin is a fresh-faced, good-looking, 23 year-
old New Zealander who has recently signed a lucrative
recording deal with Universal Records. His voice is strong,
smooth and, for a guy his age, remarkably sophisticated.
Bent tracked him down to get the low down on the next
big singing sensation.

Did you get into singing the usual way… to say goodbye to certain foods, and vices(!) Do you have a guilty pleasure?
via a church choir or perhaps a school Maintenance goes far beyond singing scales each “Guilty” is open to interpretation, but I spend far
performance? day, but that’s obviously a key part too. too much time in the kitchen. I am a passionate
It was exactly that. Found myself a bit bored at but overly pedantic chef. There’s nothing I’d rather
school around the age of 12, so I auditioned for You have an operatic voice but is that your do than cook you dinner, but I need to block off
the school show. I had never really sung before favourite style… could there be a rapper the day to do it !
so was very surprised when I was cast in the lead trapped somewhere inside you?
role. I should really point out that I was, at the WILL-E-M ?!? Hehehe, maybe not quite rap. My What’s on your iPod at the moment?
time, at an all-boys school … an all-boys school voice is certainly suited to the big fat orchestral I tend to keep music on my pod for months until
that had decided to present My Fair Lady! stuff, but I’m an entertainer at heart; I love to I feel like something else. I’m still loving Newton
sing what people want to hear. I certainly wasn’t Faulkner’s ‘Hand Built By Robots’ and ‘The
At what point did you realise that you had a singing classical during my stint at The Hard Rock Reminder’ by Feist.
voice that was quite exceptional? Café in Dubai! We shall see how my style evolves So those two definitely, plus I always have a pile of
Mid-teens. I had begun achieving regular success over the next few years. club classics to get me through my run each day.
in regional competitions, and so about the age
of 16/17 I started considering the possibility of a How do you feel when you have to sing a When can we see you in the UK?
singing career. song in another language?
I’ll be somewhere nearby soon. Check out
Scared. But I enjoy a challenge. I’ll find an
www.willmartin.net for updates of where and when.
Where was your first paid performance… appropriate tutor and work it until I’ve got not
and how did that feel? only the pronunciation, but the accent as well.
Can’t remember when the first paid performance Every song is a story, and in order to tell that story Album – New World
was, but I certainly remember the day I was right, you need to know exactly what every single Out: 22nd September
offered my first regular singing job. I was 18, and syllable means, and how it should be presented. Universal
I would perform in the corner of a little Italian
restaurant on Sunday nights. It wasn’t full time by Growing up in New Zealand… did you always
any means, but it was a step in the right direction. want to be a singer… or a Rugby player?
I would have loved to have been a rugby player.
Does a voice as rich and smooth as yours Unfortunately though, I’m not quite built for it. In
need a great deal of daily maintenance? saying that, I have been fortunate enough to run
To keep a voice at its optimum, there are lifestyle onto the park with the All Blacks, albeit, to sing
choices that have to be adhered to. You have the national anthem.

28 September 2008
 polari

Fancy yourself as queen

bee? Think you’re a ‘proper
bloke’? Well Bent knows
what kind of gay you are,
and here’s how to tell.
1. Is your favourite film:
A) The Princess Diaries
B) Die Hard
C) Scally Boy Orgy
D) Mean Girls?

2. Do you prefer to wear:

Bona Fantabulosa
A) Anything pink and fluffy
B) Combat gear and a machine gun
C) Trackies

Omi Palone’s
D) A sneer?

3. Your favourite word is:

A) Fabulous
B) Motherfucker
If you don’t understand any of the above then you clearly haven’t been to C) Innit
Polari. What is Polari? Apart from being an old language that gay men used once D) Duh?
upon a time it is also a salon evening run by author, host with the most and
4. You call people:
creator of Polari Paul Burston and featured DJing from the delicious Dom Agius.
A) Babes
Simon Savidge caught up with the dynamic duo to discuss Polari’s re-birth. B) By their motherfucking name!
“I wanted to create something that mixes both the pair are now looking at different ventures in C) Fella
reading, culture, music and entertainment for gay the future. For now though the focus is on the D) Biatch?
people who don’t just want to get off their face on relaunch of Polari in September at Trash Palace.
drugs and find cock on a good night out, not that A venue which is totally appropriate for the Polari
5. Your idol is:
there’s anything wrong with that” Paul explains audience which ranges in age from 20 to 60 and
“Also like many gay writers I am starved of places from Goths, to Dandy’s and funky students, it’s a A) Maria von Trapp
to read my work, meet my public and sell my great mixture. For regulars there is no need to fear B) The Terminator
books, so Polari is a mixture of all that also.” “It’ll be more themed so were having ‘Blog’ nights, C) Nick Griffiths
“It’s like a club night” Dom adds “with content”. ‘Dandy’ nights and a Duffy night with Stella and D) Patsy Stone?
It’s a formula that has also worked incredibly Maureen Duffy reading… if Duffy wants to come
well with many gay and lesbian authors coming along and sing she’s more than welcome.”
Results:
to read “Stella Duffy was a sell out it was such a It doesn’t stop there though; Polari could be
successful night” and even honorary gay readers coming to a city near you. “We definitely want Mostly As - You’re a fairy. A sugarcoated,
such as Will Self have come to read “it’s a sign to do some stuff nationwide, and we’ll be doing limp-wristed, lisping poof. Be prepared to
of things to come”. Bent has been and we can something for Homotopia” Paul laughs “Mind be eaten alive.
officially say that it’s a great night where everyone you last time I did that I ended up naked in a Mostly Bs - You’re an animal. A meathead.
is made to feel very welcome. hotel foyer in front of a family and some bemused You’re a Neanderthal. So learn to eat with
Paul started it on his own with the support of receptionists…But that’s another story.” cutlery and stop beating your mates up.
friend and fellow author Rupert Smith. However as Mostly Cs - You’re a chav. A scally. Stop
Polari grew Paul decided he wanted to do more of Polari is relaunched at Trash Palace on 10th playing with yourself on webcam and
the hosting before the reading and DJing after so September. sniffing other men’s socks, innit! Go get a
he called Dom in. They have been friends for years job and buy some proper clothes.
www.myspace.com/polarigaysalon
after “Paul stole some rare American toothpaste Mostly Ds - You’re a bitch. You’re probably
www.paulburston.com
from my flat”. also a whore, a skank and a vacuous
www.domagius.com nightmare. You are one of the Heathers, a
“It’s like a twisted marriage now, we even have
‘Children of Polari’ our husbands don’t mind” and www.myspace.com/thechildrenofpolari Plastic, Mae West without the talent. Think
Kill Bill with verbal swords and more alcohol.

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g whizz festival

G! WHIZZ!
G! Mini is the little sister of the Faroe Islands’
prestigious G! Festival. Spurred on by the travel
report in July’s Bent, I took up sponsors Atlantic
Airways’ call to arms and trekked across a thousand
miles of empty space (in a plane, of course) to the
Faroes. Though our cabin crew resembled ABBA
after being beaten to a pulp by the ugly stick, and
the in-flight meals were odd to say the least, we
arrived drunk on free booze and eager to see what
wonders the islands held.

Don’t You
Leave Me
Here
The festival-goers all either looked Next on our journey was the small Next day we discover Boys in a
like yokels or, strangely, Kate Moss. Viking festival on the beach. We Band. Though not possessing a
Viking chic was the rule for the debunked the valkyrie’s spectacles terrible original name, they did have
adults, giving us the impression as an anachronism and proceeded a gimmicky side-project to the G!
that the fashion was just to grab on to the main arena: a school Mini up their sleeves. The boys
a sheep and drape it over your football pitch with a stage erected were being helicoptered round the Set to the beautifully evocative
shoulders. In comparison all at one end and a booze tent islands by our benefactors, Atlantic jazz melodies of ‘Jelly Roll’
the kids wore skinny jeans and beyond the nearby climbing frame. Airways, so they could perform 24
Morton, Don’t You leave Me
designer labels, but other than There wasn’t much of a crowd at shows in 24 hours. This involved
eBay we couldn’t figure where first, but by midnight the party was performing outside a shop, on a Here is a powerful and moving
they bought their clothes from. in full swing. The odd thing was, bridge and next to a fish market new play which chronicles the
Even stranger was the number of bright bands of sunlight slashed mere metres from our hotel. The
turbulent early years of two
people who’d learned English from across the hilltops between bands boys were friendly, refreshing and
watching UK and US TV shows. of shadow. Because they’re energised, despite their exhaustion of the earliest pioneers of jazz
The festival was designed as so near the Arctic Circle, the and odd instruments. music. The musical genius of
a fundraiser, since last year’s summertime Faroes never get dark. Back at the festival, Budam made Ferd ‘Jelly Roll’ Morton and
G! Festival, though sporting They have a strange kind of twilight manic, deathly noise in a brilliant
international names on the music instead, so it never feels later than 7 way and Orca reveal themselves as
Tony Jackson was to prove
scene, went bust. Instead, a variety or 8pm. the stars of the second night, using hugely influential in the
of local bands were performing whatever trash they could find to development of jazz music.
for free in order to generate the Bet You Are William stole the show make music with. This included
moolah for the next big G! on this first night. Their sound- milk bottles, drainpipes and loo
As a young man in 1906, the charismatic
True to its name, G! Mini was check sounded like a series of roll with strings attached. As if that
and flamboyant Creole born Ferd ‘Jelly
small. Perhaps a little too small, it musical premature ejaculations, weren’t enough, the man who
Roll’ Morton played piano in the brothels
seemed at first. Indeed, we drove with numerous bursts of noise had now become a legend to us,
of New Orleans alongside his homosexual
past it several times and even the and false-starts until they started Magni Arge, was introduced to us
friend Tony Jackson. Ferd and Tony were
stewards pointed us in the wrong proper. But once they hit their on the beach, singing his heart out
regarded as some of the finest pianists in
direction. Our first sight was what stride, they were rocking the stage to every Faroese song the locals
the Storyville District of the city in the early
appeared to be a blitzed, open-air with panache and cool, slagging off yodelled into the bitter-cold night.
20th Century. Despite their obvious musical
public loo. Inside, a handful of Dire Straits and still seeming down All in all, the festival was a surreal talents, life was certainly not easy for them.
lonely revellers partied to techno to earth. smash. It never got busy till The play portrays a forgotten world where
house music last heard on the Next up was folkpop songstress midnight, but that’s because the the late night atmospheres of down-at-heel
underground scene of Germany, Lena Anderssen. A sultry, spastic locals have no concept of time jazz joints in New Orleans and hot clubs
despite the rain and lack of shelter. mix of Laura Critchley and Sheryl and turned up when they could of Chicago jostle for attention alongside
At least the DJ had raised the roof! Crow, she provided acoustic be bothered. Then they stayed the racial and sexual prejudices, poverty
(Or had it been bombed?) melodies and a rampaging until dawn (of course, with it being and ill health that plagued the two young
This first venue was called Ground performance to electrify the eager light all night, you never notice). musicians.
Zero and we avoided it from crowds. Things bode well for next year, so
West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds
thereon in. Though it was popular It was then we decided to depart, I’d definitely recommend turning
up for the G! Festival proper once 27th September – 18th October
with the local ravers, who finished figuring we’d seen the best, and
the night pilled off their faces in the it returns. Box Office: 0113 213 7700.
grabbed a crate of the local booze
nearby grass. to glug on back at the hotel.

30 September 2008
 youtube
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theatre

Manoeuvres
Aaron is a soldier. Aaron is a hero. But
Aaron is in love… with a man. It used
to be illegal in the Army but times have
changed. And when Aaron gets hitched
and claims his right to bring his ‘bride’
to live with him in the married quarters?
That’s when the war really begins. And
Aaron ain’t taking no prisoners.

Rikki Beadle-Blair’s (Metrosexuality |

Stonewall | Bashment | Familyman)
ground-breaking new comedy is about
the one thing that’s always worth fighting
for - love.

The Drill Hall

22nd September – 7.30 - £5
16 Chenies Street
London
Tel: 020 7307 5060
www.drillhall.co.uk

Spamalot’s Tony & Twizzle, The Glory

Years - a riotous look at the
cult of celebrity
Award-winning comedy duo Lipservice Theatre

A Laugh-a-Lot! perform the world première of their new show

at The Lowry, inviting audiences to spend an
evening in the company of Tony & Twizzle who
provide a ‘warts and all’ look back at their
Are you looking for camp cheerleading mermaids and several knights in fabulous showbiz careers.
shining armour as your perfect night out? Then you must see Spamalot, Anthony Chalmers and Isobel ‘Twizzle’ Trilling
the musical ‘lovingly ripped off from Monty Python’ which will have you – stars of Celebrity Wheelie Bins and What’s
laughing for hours. We weren’t sure we were gonna be convinced, but Down your Passage? - spill the beans on their
were bowled over, particularly by ‘The Lady of The Lake’ played by the fascinating lives. Tony talks candidly about
fabulous Nina Soderquist who is all about being a diva. She’s simply their remarkable comeback after winning
wonderful and we think she needs a solo show. Celebrity Wheelie Bins, how Twiz drove him to
We digress; you don’t need to be a fan of Monty Python either to enjoy drink, his time in rehab and the road to spiritual
this, it’s accessible for everyone, so make sure that you join King Arthur enlightenment. Twiz was famously sacked
(currently being played by the superb Sanjeev Bhaskar) and his tight by Sir Loin Andrew Webber after her voice
panted knights as they hopelessly look for the Grail. Oh and if you think cracked during the Royal Variety performance,
that this doesn’t look like your typical camp musical? You are so wrong, made and then lost a fortune when the
get ready for Sir Lancelot and possibly the gayest moment in the history bottom fell out of her underwear business and
of musicals! We kid you not. famously invented facial gymnastics.
Spamalot is playing at the Palace Theatre, London. For more The Lowry, Salford - 8th –13th September
information and tickets please go to Box office: 0870 787 5793 or
www.montypythonsspamalot.com www.thelowry.com

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 presents
i n a r ra n g e m e n t w i t h Ti m R e e d M a n a g e m e n t

L I V E

HAMMERSMITH LAYOVER
Live At The Hammersmith Apollo
Saturday November 29th at 8.00pm
Tickets: 08448 44 47 480
www.hammersmithapollo.net

www.pamann.com www.myspace.com/pamannairhostess
Lesli margherita
Do you like a gossip? What’s your best one line put down?
Oh my god… there’s a site in the Hmmm, my best one liner. I don’t
states called Perez Hilton and I really have one. I do have a number
swear I am on that like every day, I give to guys if they hit on me which
ten times a day. Also I have gossip I give out, it goes to a ‘rejection line’
on people I have been in shows and that says “if you’d like to choose a
films with in the US… but I’ll tell you sad song to explain why the girl you
after when you’re not recording. I so called isn’t interested press one” its
love a gossip. evil genius, it’s amazing.
Don’t we all yes a girl game for a No put down lines? Hmmm!
good gossip is good with us, and However a rejection line number
addicted to Perez too. 9/10 why don’t we have that here. 9/10

Madonna or Kylie? Where would you go for a really

Madonna…because Kylie isn’t good camp fabulous night out?
really big in the States. I just grew I need some serious help here, I
up loving Madonna, Madonna, haven’t been on the gay scene yet.
Madonna, Madonna. Totally. I mean At home it would be out on West
Kylie’s nice and cute and all. I don’t Hollywood, the best nights ever
believe the divorce rumours, see I seriously amazing and fun and just
am gossiping again. Do you know beautiful. Here I just go to the show
that since I have been in England and that’s kind of camp. The show is
I have been told I look like Amy camp enough. I need a serious night
Winehouse, I cannot fricking believe it. out. I have a gay friend in the show; I
How can someone choose? call him my gay in the Pueblo.
We love them both, additional Oh dear two extra points for the
points for more gossiping and the gay in the Pueblo 5/10 but we have
wonderfully random Winehouse offered to take her out so this will
connection. 8/10 be rectified!
What’s the campest thing you Primark or Prada?
have ever done? PRADA! I mean someone told me
I guess playing Ines in Zorro at the to go there and holy crap it was like
moment is pretty high camp, she a flea market. I couldn’t believe it, I
would totally have been a gay icon, bought one like three dollar tank top.
and she’s got the ‘one name’ like I went to Oxford Street one, there
Madonna or Cher. She gets dumped was shit everywhere. Maybe I should go
after following her love, so she’s the back sometime early when it’s clean.
underdog, and sings ‘Bamboleo’ Every girl should know how to team
with lots of fit men in amazing the two. 6/10
clothes, but that’s more her than
me… So mine would be singing How many gay friends are too
I Will Survive, I am not kidding, in many?
front of a load of Gay Men at a Gay
(Shocked) Never! I can’t believe you
Halloween Celebration in West
asked me that. Never, never, ever.
Hollywood. There were thousands,
There’s no agenda. You’ll always get
a sea of gay men, heaven. Oh and
the truth. (Even when they tell you
I was the voice of Cinderella in
that you look awful in something?)
Disney’s Cinderella 3 that’s camp
No that’s good too… though then
isn’t it, and the residuals are great!
I’m like ‘God your so negative’. That
Well that’s blown our camp-o- perks me up, there’s no bullshit, with
meter up frankly, and on its first gay guys.
outing, for all the above 14/10.
Is this a sign of being fickle or
fabulous, we go with fabulous. 8/10

Can You Be Our

Do you have any dressing room
demands?
It has to be pink. Seriously, I am so The Man Behind The Mask…
not saying that for points I just love Batman or Zorro?

New Best Friend?

pink, Other than that I don’t have I could audition to be Catwoman,
any… yet. I would like my dog to be they so need to erase the travesty
shipped over, or a new puppy a day. that was Halle Berry. Batman. Oh
The pink is good, dogs are cute, we my god I shouldn’t have said that…
wanted more. 5/10 but its true, who wouldn’t? I mean
Simon Savidge interrogates Lesli Margherita who plays Ines it’s Batman. Batman’s got the car…
the real star of Zorro - The Musical and finds out if she Have you ever thrown a and he’s rich too, I mean Zorro
is camp enough and fabulous enough to be his new best complete diva strop? does alright but as if he would ever
I have my dark days, I know I have Bruce Wayne money or a
friend, read on for the results. Zorromobile!
shouldn’t but I do. I do it more at
home, I try not to do it in public. I’ll A woman with needs like us, saving
tell you something a bit sad… when I people is great money and a good
am in a really bad mood I make a fist car is so much more important.
and draw a smiley face on it. That’s Isn’t it? 10/10
sad right? I last had a major strop
when I got here in London; firstly 94/100 Frankly we don’t want her
they put me in like a basement with to ever leave the UK, an icon in
no window calling it a flat. Secondly the making!
you walk everywhere. It was bleak,
bleak, I was literally crying at the
tube station trying to find the You can see Lesli in Zorro- The
rehearsal place. I mean in LA I drive Musical until December; you can
the block to my gym. also see her screaming her lungs
out in Bogeyman 2 or singing gaily
Driving to the gym, face painting
in Disney’s Cinderella 3 both on DVD
your hands, dark days – can this
now.
woman be anymore fabulous?
12/10.

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From Torchwood
to Sherwood!
Following the record-breaking success of
Aladdin last Christmas, John Barrowman
will be returning to the Birmingham
Hippodrome in a brand new production
called - Robin Hood - The Pantomime
Adventure.
Barrowman is reportedly set to receive a staggering
£270,000 for appearing in pantomime ‘Robin Hood’,
making him one of the highest paid panto stars
working over the Christmas period. Robin Hood
is a new and exciting modern pantomime with all
the traditional elements of the story - Robin and
his extraordinary band of ‘Merry Men’ fighting the
wicked Sheriff of Nottingham; the magic and mystery
of Cassandra the Sorceress with amazing illusions
and the ‘wow’ factor of this year’s show, Titan - a
giant robot. A sight that would frighten Captain Jack
but will amaze panto audiences! John Barrowman
commented: “I had a great time at Birmingham
Hippodrome over Christmas and the new year.
Everyone made me and the whole cast feel so
welcome. I’m really looking forward to coming back.
Robin Hood – The Pantomime Adventure is going to
be a spectacular production, full of surprises and lots
of sparkle. Don’t miss it!“

Robin Hood - The Pantomime Adventure. 19th

December – 1st February
www.birminghamhippodrome.com/robinhood

LaLaLyric, an evening of
music and fashion hosted
by Simon Amstell
LaLaLyric is a unique fundraising event that
teams the most audacious and exciting
musical acts with fast-rising fashion
designers. The event will raise money for
LYC (Lyric Young Company) an important
and inclusive company that nurtures the
creative talent of tomorrow. Simon Amstell
will compere and host the LaLaLyric
line-up that includes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor,
Emmy the Great, Melodica, Melody and
Me, FrYars and graduates from London’s
most prestigious fashion and design
courses: the perfect kick-off to London
Fashion Week!
The LaLa Marketplace will consist of
a range of market stalls by young and
upcoming designers selling original
accessories and clothing.
Lyric London - 14th September - 8pm

Tickets: 0871 22 117 22

www.lyric.co.uk

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terry & mr gay

TERRY GEORGE TELLIN’ STORIES

MR GAY UK:
Me Terry You Jane JUDGE’S REPORT
This has been a very busy month. One minute I
was up in Edinburgh at the White Cube studio, By Bent’s Features Editor Adam Lowe
which was exhibiting some of my photographs ‘What do you think of our contestants so far?’ asked
from the Rio Carnival… and I thank all of you Terry George, host of Mr Gay UK 2008 with Jane McDonald.
who turned up to have a look. The Carnival seems
‘I think you need to get a spatula because I’m stuck to the seat!’ I said from
to be of never ending interest and I love going our judges’ panel on the balcony at the Ritz.
and experiencing that whole Latin vibe of dance, Nineteen gorgeous men had, only moments before, paraded across the
rhythm, pleasure and partying. stage in their best fantasy wear for our delectation. Helping me judge were
From there I dashed down to London to join in a feast fest at Gordon Aled Hayden Jones of BBC Radio 1, Steve Strange, Scott Wright, and Bex
Ramsey’s place. All very nice… if a tad expensive… but the meal was and Luke from BB9. Everyone was chatty and extremely down to earth.
superb. I had a few meetings to attend then it was a quick sprint back Jane was an utter delight, singing onstage and inspiring tears from one man
up north to help organise the Grand Final of Mr Gay UK, which some of at the front, and greeting all the judges with a huge, warm smile backstage.
you may know we’ve been producing for the past 16 years. She also brought her new boyfriend, Eddie Rothe, who was the drummer in
The Searchers and Liquid Gold who, I’m told, we all ‘danced ourselves dizzy’
to decades ago…
Big Brother’s Bex and Luke were the picture of young love, sitting side by
side on the judge’s panel and keeping close together all night. They were
thrilled to be there.
‘It’s such an honour,’ said Luke. ‘All the contestants are attractive guys; it’s
hard to pick a winner.’
Terry and Jane were excellent hosts who fed off each other all night, exchanging
banter with each other and making the contestants feel comfortable.
‘We were really nervous at first,’ said Paul Spurr, entering on behalf of
Wakefield. ‘But Terry and Jane were wonderful and really put us at ease.’
In third place was the very popular Davie Henderson, who appeared onstage
dressed in a sailor’s outfit, representing Glasgow. His fans were numerous and
had been wearing T-shirts and passing out flyers all day at Pride.
Second place was taken by John Dewey
from Chelmsford, who was a cute guy we’d
I was absolutely overjoyed part of Manchester’s fantastic all noticed as soon as we went backstage.
when Jane McDonald agreed Pride event I knew there would The winner was the yummy Dino Gamecho
to host this year’s event. I’d be lots of interest and I wasn’t from Cardiff, representing Pulse. Dino
seen her in concert recently disappointed when the crowds had originally appeared, slightly dirty and
and was absolutely bowled started gathering outside the tousled, in rugby gear for the fantasy
over by her performance and venue The Ritz, early in the wear round. For the swimwear round he
it was with some trepidation evening. In the afternoon the appeared in tight Hotblood trunks and did
that we approached her. Loose rehearsals had gone really well a backflip for the audience. Of course, that
Woman, TV star, raconteur and and we’d had a laugh with made him extremely popular with the judges
singing sensation… you get the contestants as my partner and the crowd, so it was little surprise when
the whole package with Jane Michael reduced everyone to he won. That is, to everyone but Dino.
and she is such a joy to work tears of helpless laughter as he ‘I really didn’t expect to win,’ he said. ‘I was
with. I remember back in 1999, stood in and pretended to be looking around at all these gorgeous men,
Jane was hosting the contest Jane. However, when the show and I just thought, there’s no way I’ll win
for the first time as it was being started and I looked out over this! Some of the guys were really muscular
transmitted on Channel 5… the huge expanse of faces of and toned, so I expected them to win.’
even then she held the crowd those who’d flocked to see the
I asked him if it showed that the
in the palm of her hand… and show… I was terrified. My lips
stereotypical view of the gay body-beautiful
little me… well my job was froze, my mouth went dry and
wasn’t necessarily what people really wanted.
to conduct all the backstage I couldn’t remember a word I’d
interviews. From then on, Jane learned during the afternoon. ‘I guess so,’ he said. ‘Perhaps people just
and myself have got on like Thankfully, Jane came out, put want a regular guy. It just goes to show
a house on fire so, when she everyone at ease (there was a that you don’t have to have perfect abs
agreed to doing the whole thing guy in the front row with tears to win something like this. Anyone who’s
all over again, it seemed only of delight freely flowing) as the had any reservations should just enter—I’d
natural that I should co-host lady took charge and made recommend it to everyone. Anyone can win,
with her. everyone from the audience, so long as you’re just yourself.’
Now, although I’ve been on the contestants and even This year has seen the widest range
TV lots over the last year or so me… feel so damn special. of applicants for the title, including
(some might say too much!) From then on we were both transvestites, twinks, PE instructors, deaf
being followed by a TV camera cooking and I have to say that I guys, old guys, young guys, large guys,
crew and going about your haven’t enjoyed a final as much skinny guys and teachers. This, the 16th
normal life is way different than as this one and we’ve been anniversary of Mr Gay UK, was the first year
having to learn a script, take doing them for some time now. a Welsh lad had won the title.
direction, look… well… OK and Congratulations to a worthy,
appear calm and relaxed in and particularly shy winner, Dino
front of several hundred people Gamecho, as already the offers
(who incidentally have come are coming in for him. Not only
to see a bevy of young, almost is he gracing the cover of Bent Our cover shot, taken by Terry George, comes from a shoot put
naked guys strut their stuff), but he’s also set to become together by the Celebrity photographer Rachel Joseph, which
can give you pause for thought. the face of Army Red men’s we were kindly invited to. The shoot was for the Army Red
As the Mr Gay UK final was all fragrance. Fragrance that our new Mr Gay UK Dino, will be the face of.

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Dino…
oh ho…
Dino!
Nineteen year-old Dino Fabian Gamecho from Cardiff has just been crowned
Mr Gay UK 2008. He’s the first winner to come from the valleys and Bent was
privileged to catch up with him a couple of days after receiving the title for a bit of
a ‘sgwrsio’ (Welsh for chat).

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How are you feeling about winning Back to your type?

Mr Gay UK? I really like guys who are masculine,
Ohh, it’s still just sinking in. It’s amazing funny, people who take care of
as I was so totally shocked when themselves and who smile but
I won. I’m now looking forward to personality is more important than
doing… whatever I’m going to be body shape to me.
doing with it… being a role model for
the gay community. Talking of looking after yourself…
did you always have a good body?
Have you got any preconceived No I’ve had to work really hard.
ideas of what it will mean to be Mr Up until the age of 15 I was about
Gay UK? sixteen and a half stone… so quite
No… I’m not really sure what it does fat at school but when I moved from
entail. Some promo work…? home up to Cardiff I lost some weight.
Then I entered the Mr Gay UK heat…
But I gather you’ve already done and won it and, because of all the
one photo session haven’t you? encouragement I got, I thought I’d
carry on and see what I could do. So,
Yes. I was up early the morning after
I set my mind to it, changed my eating
I won the title and was whisked off to
habits, got an extra job so I wouldn’t
do a shoot for Army Red aftershave.
spend my time boozing and partying…
It was amazing… I’d never done
and now spend most of my spare time
anything like that before and I looked at
now down at the gym… and I love
the photos after and thought WOW…I
it. It isn’t something I did on a whim I
couldn’t believe it…that’s me!
worked really hard for it. I have my gym
shorts with me now as that’s where I’m
Do you think that is something that going straight after this interview.
you could get used to?
Yes, definitely. (he laughs good Weren’t there any celebrations
humouredly) after winning the title?
Yes there was. I think I really over
How have your mates all taken the indulged.
news?
They’ve been so happy… and But at least you had a good
supportive... all my mates at Pulse, reason?
where I won the heat, have been
(Laughs) Yes… but the thing is. I love
brilliant. My family is really happy.
going to the gym. When you see
I’ve had so much public support it’s
results from something... like winning
amazing.
the competition… I know I’ve got to
keep it up… and it gives me loads
Were you already out to your family? more confidence.
I’ve been out since I was 17 so all my
family knew. Is there anything special that you
want to get involved in as Mr Gay
What’s your job at the moment? UK?
Yes I’d like to help with the anti-bullying
I work in the Revolution in Cardiff, campaign. I think it’s important that
which is a vodka bar and I also work young people have someone they can
for Barclays as a mortgage advisor. But relate to and realise that it is fine and
in a few weeks I’m moving to London absolutely normal to be gay… and not
to start university. I’m doing drama and to be afraid of those feelings.
theatre for my degree.
Did you have a particular bad time
Do you have a boyfriend or are you coming out yourself then?
looking for one? In relation to my family… no… it was
Whenever I try and look for one… I can more of an internal struggle. I was
never find anyone and when I’m not living in a small town in Wales and at
looking I usually meet someone. So 14 I didn’t know anyone who shared
I’m not looking but if someone comes my feelings and the only people I could
along then that’s good. relate to were off TV. I felt that I didn’t
fit… just alone and confused… and
really scared. It was all a big secret but
So who would be your ideal type? I actually got outed by my step-mother
I really like guys with a sense of when I was 15 when she found my
humour… internet history. (Laughs) At the time
I was massively traumatised; crying
So Alan Carr would be your and so ashamed… but eventually it
ideal…? all calmed down. Later, when I moved
to Cardiff, I had my first boyfriend,
Oh definitely (laughs) I do love Alan
turned myself around and met so
Carr he makes me laugh.
many amazing people who are gay
and made so many fantastic friends.
No doubt you’ll be bumping into I realised there was nothing at all to
him quite a bit over the next 12 be ashamed of... and now, I wouldn’t
months. change me for the world.
(Laughs) I’d love to meet him. I saw
him in stand up and he had me in
creases. Wicked!

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news

Clean Boy
Boy George recently
had to cancel a tour
of the USA because HIV ban
lifted
they wouldn’t grant
him a visa because
of his conviction for

Ellen
drug possession but President Bush has signed into law
now he has vowed to a President’s Emergency Plan for
put his drug-taking AIDS Relief. The bill also contains an

makes it
amendment inserted by the Senate
days behind him - because he that ends the ban on the entry of HIV-
doesn’t “want to die.” positive people to the United States.
In an interview with Q Magazine the star HIV-positive people will no longer be

official
admitted to a long battle with drugs and suffered required to seek a special visa waiver
numerous brushes with the law as a result. In through a US embassy abroad if they
2006 George performed community service wish to visit the US. This means that
with New York’s sanitation department, after he the HIV entry ban is no longer law but
was convicted of falsely reporting a burglary and an administrative decision to be ruled
possession of drugs. In mid-August Ellen DeGeneres married her on by the Department for Health and
He insists that he has kicked his habits for good, longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi at their Human Services. Genevieve Edwards
because he fears he will end up dead unless he $30million home in Beverly Hills. Despite from Terrence Higgins Trust said: “We
stops. “I’ve been strung out on drugs for the past DeGeneres being one of America’s chat hope the US health and immigration
five years. But this time I’m clean for good - I show ‘big guns’, the event was no big departments will now move quickly
don’t want to die. He went on: “I spent five years show-business extravaganza, as there were to implement this change and make it
in this chemical cloud. Getting clean at the end only 20 close friends and guests invited. easier for people with HIV to travel to
of 2007 was a very big thing. I was using half my 50-year old  Ellen DeGeneres and 35-year the States. This is something Terrence
brain, half my personality. Now I know it won’t old de Rossi have been an item since Higgins Trust has campaigned long and
happen again.” December 2004. They were able to marry hard for along with other organisations
George admitted that his four gram a day heroin after the California Supreme Court ruled in the UK and abroad.  We urge other
habit cost him his career, let alone his self against a ban on gay marriage in May. Even countries with restrictions to follow the
esteem.  “Everything that’s gone wrong in my life though they weren’t invited many of LA’s lead of the US and remove them as
has been because of drugs,” he said. ‘out’ elite sent messages of congratulations. soon as possible.”

Drug Action
People who take drugs to enhance their physical appearance, including those
who aspire to take part in the 2012 London Olympics, are being warned
against using anabolic steroids as the Government recently announced its
intention to add a further 24 anabolic steroids and two growth promoters to
the list of those already classed as Class C drugs. These drugs are already
banned by sports authorities but they are not illegal at present. The Government
recognises the harms associated with the use of anabolic steroids and the
move is to ensure that our drug controls are up to date, with the latest evidence
of harms and availability of this group of drugs. These controls continue to be
aimed at suppliers and traffickers who profit from selling and supplying these
substances. The Government also announced its intention to consider controls
for the chemical precursors Gamma-butyrolactone (GBL) and 1,4 butanediol
(also known as 1,4-BD). When ingested rapidly, they convert to gamma-
hydroxybutyrate (GHB), which is a Class C drug and has been cited in cases
of date rape. The Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs found they were
increasingly being used as a legal substitute for GHB, particularly as a “club
drug”, and can lead to dependence if used regularly, unconsciousness and even
death by intoxication. www.talktofrank.com

Counted out
their identity, citing his policy to protect models. He says he’s
working with the school to maintain the athletes’ eligibility.
NCAA athletes aren’t allowed to use pictures of themselves
Two University of Nebraska wrestlers are in trouble after they for commercial purposes. Nebraska wrestling coach
were featured on a gay porn site showing off their hot bodies Mark Manning says both wrestlers have been dismissed
and very aroused private parts. John Marsh, owner of the permanently from the team. Manning says their behaviour
web site Fratmentv.com, says the University of Nebraska doesn’t reflect the team’s standard of excellence.
athletic department has contacted him in an investigation into
See the boys in all their glory http://gay.fleshbot.
photographs that allegedly show the two wrestlers naked or
com/5035313/real-college-wrestling-jocks--fratmentv-
partially clothed. The pictures appear to show, separately,
no-really
Paul Donahoe and Kenny Jordan, but Marsh wouldn’t confirm

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Bum ARE YOU IN A

RELATIONSHIP
fun
GMFA are expanding access to
WITH A FOREIGN
NATIONAL?
their famous Arse Class so that
gay men across the UK can learn
more about their butts. The free
Shiva Shadi, immigration specialist at law
one-day course teaches you firm Davis Blank Furniss, explains the ins and
everything you need to know outs of the Visa Application process….
about the arse, whether you’re
a top, bottom or flip both ways.
So, you’ve entered into a
You can find out how the arse
Pink Law Seminar works, how to make sex more
comfortable, what to do with
relationship with a foreign
national who requires a
visa to stay in the UK.
Know your rights giant dildos and why the arse
is so vulnerable to HIV. There’s
Your partner’s visa is
about to run out but you
at home, work information on which sexually
transmitted infections you can get
both wish to continue
the relationship. What
and play in your arse, how the guys doing
the fucking can get HIV and which
options are available to
you?
Award winning solicitors firm, lubes are best for putting a variety
of things up your bum. “No one The bad news is that Visa applications are rarely
Russell Jones & Walker is ever talks to gay guys about their straightforward - but they are time consuming.
hosting a free Pink Law Seminar arses and sex, we’re just expected If for example your partner has come to the UK on a tourist
to pick things up as we go along. visa he or she cannot simply extend his or her stay in order to
in Manchester, in association continue the relationship.
A lot of guys approach us with
with Village Drinks.co.uk and questions about bum sex, how The most realistic option is for your partner to apply for a civil
PinkNews.co.uk. to maximise their pleasure and partnership visa.
reduce their risks. Unfortunately, To apply for a civil partnership visa, the applicant must return
The seminar, at the Malmaison Hotel, aims there’s a lot of superstition and to his or her own country.
to enable gay individuals to learn more about misinformation and men get It cannot be done from the UK.
their legal rights and will provide free advice worried that they’re not having sex
You will also need to official sponsor your partner. The
on pertinent issues which affect the gay properly or safely,” said Matthew
sponsor is a key part of the application and must be prepared
community, such as civil partnerships, sexual Hodson, Head of Programmes for
to act as a guarantor for the applicant. You must be able
orientation discrimination and same sex GMFA. “The arse class gives men
to provide evidence of your financial status including salary
adoption. the chance to explore the arse
details and recent bank statements. Evidence of your
The seminar will also assess the range of new and find out the things that they’ve
accommodation in the UK will also be required.
laws affecting gay people’s lives and the day always wanted to know”. The
course is run by both GMFA and For a civil partnership application to be successful it is also
to day impact that these will have, with the absolutely vital to be able to provide proof of the relationship.
aim of answering the many questions gay trainers from local gay charities
and healthcare services including: To prove a relationship exists, you must be able to produce
people may have about their rights. evidence of your time together – photographs, restaurant
The Sheffield Centre for HIV &
The event will include presentations from receipts, telephone bills, travel tickets. In fact, anything that can
Sexual Health, Southampton
specialist discrimination lawyer David Franey help establish that you are having the relationship that you claim
Gay Community Health Service,
and Wendy Hewitt from the Equality and you are having and that you have had it for at least six months.
Yorkshire MESMAC, THT,
Human Rights Commission, as well as a team The onus is on the applicant to prove the relationship exists. And
MESMAC North East, The
of lawyers experienced in civil partnership the more evidence you have the better.
Eddystone Trust, The Armistead
issues, who together will be providing Where possible, all documents should also be supplied in
Project and LGF. All of GMFA’s
answers to questions such as: their original form. The Visa Officer sees large numbers of
courses and workshops are free of
*How do I complain about being victimised at charge to participants but places forged documents, and it is easier for them to verify if an
work without being outed? are limited and must be booked in original document is genuine, than a photocopied one.
*What kind of discrimination at work will advance. To book a place, go to Although the application is undoubtedly time consuming,
result in compensation? www.gmfa.org.uk/national or call it is not impossible. There are lengthy checklists and
*Are pre-nuptial agreements legally binding? 020 7738 6872. detailed forms to fill out but as long as you provide accurate
*How will the goods and services laws work? information throughout there is every chance of success.
How can I take action against homophobic The /Arse Class/ is a one day Preparation is the key to success.
businesses? course which takes place on A summary of information required for a civil partnership visa
Saturday from 10am to 5pm. The
*Can I adopt my partner’s children? • Completed application form
dates for the course are:
*If I and my partner got a civil partnership in • Passport and passport sizes photographs
the UK, does that mean we are also married Saturday 11th Oct: Brighton, • Certified copy of civil partner’s passport to prove he or she
in Spain? Leeds, Liverpool is British or is settled in the UK
• Sponsorship letter from civil partner detailing the relationship
The event will be held on Thursday 18th Saturday 18th Oct: London, • Evidence of civil partner’s current financial position in the UK
September from 6.30pm Manchester, Swansea
• Evidence of civil partner’s accommodation in the UK
Malmaison Hotel, 1-3 Piccadilly, • Evidence of relationship
Manchester M1 1LZ. Saturday 25th Oct: Birmingham,
Bristol, Middlesbrough • Visa Fee
Anyone wishing to attend should register at
http://www.rjw.co.uk/news-events/ Saturday 1st Nov: Plymouth, Shiva Shadi is an associate specialising in immigration
events/booking_form Sheffield, Southampton law at Davis Blank Furniss. [email protected]

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5 Christopher
and the Boys
Howard Roffman
Christopher is on vacation in San
Francisco where he meets up with
guys his age who have come from
all parts of the world in search of
adventure. We accompany the
photographer on his own personal
odyssey through these tender
encounters and bare witness as
these young men explore their
burgeoning sexuality. Christopher
and his friends reveal themselves
much more subdued, albeit
with relaxed naturalness than in
Roffman’s previous works.
£25.99 – Bruno Gmunder

4 Bronx Boys
Anthony Gonzales
Gangs, gold chains, street
slang, home of rap and hip-
4 Skin Boi hop, setting for numerous
Hollywood movies—that’s
by Ty Dehner the Bronx everyone knows.
You can feel the evil in them, Vulgar, dirty, and animal best
just with one glance. The describe the action. There
shaved head, heavy boots seems to be no room here
used to kick the shit out of for touchy-feely lovers, just
those who cross them, the the down-and-dirty meat
sneer that intimidates those and potatoes: shagging and
around them. But Hell… all getting shagged. Artwork
that and more makes me want that is possibly offensive but
to kneel before them and lick fantastic none-the-less.
their white laced boots. £12.99 – Bruno Gmunder
£10.99 Nazca Plains

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4 Men on the Edge 4 Dynamic Duos 4 Master of the

Edited by Christopher Pierce by Keith W Swain Revels
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by Chris Amos

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

ABOUT Gerard BUTLER
1 Attended Glasgow University, where he
studied to be a lawyer and was president of
the school’s law society.
2 Has recently finished filming romantic
comedy The Ugly Truth co-starring Katherine
Heigl.
3 First stage role was in Coriolanus and was
poked in the eye with a wooden stake during
rehearsals for the play.
4 On the first day of shooting his film debut
in Mrs. Brown (1997) he had to bound naked
into a freezing sea and as a result developed
hypothermia.
5 While filming Mrs. Brown he saved a
young boy from drowning in the river Tay and
received a “Certificate Of Bravery” from The
Royal Humane Society.
6 Was at one time the lead singer for a
Scottish rock band named Speed, although
music eventually became his second love 5Step Brothers 5Disaster Movie
after acting.
Out: Now Out: 5th September
7 Cried whilst talking about the Phantom’s
loneliness to The Phantom of the Opera Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who last teamed in the From the writers and directors of the box office
(2004) director Joel Schumacher. box-office smash Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky hits - Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie and all
Bobby, now star in Step Brothers, directed by Adam those Scary Movies, comes this year’s most
8 Was chosen as the most attractive man of
McKay (Talladega Nights). In Step Brothers, Ferrell plays outrageous, gag-a-minute comedy. Disaster
2005 by Hello! Magazine
Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old Movie follows the misadventures of a group of
9 Prefers to be called Gerry. He does this ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings during
who lives with his mother, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen).
because he notices that many people one fateful night in a city besieged by every
Reilly plays Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed
(especially Americans) struggle with natural disaster and catastrophic event known
forty-year-old who lives with his father, Robert (Richard
pronouncing “Gerard”. to man.  As they try to make their way to safety
Jenkins). When Robert and Nancy marry and move in
10 In 1996 was cast as Ewan McGregor’s together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each they must solve a series of mysteries to end the
character Renton in the stage adaptation of other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright rampant destruction. Taking aim at everything
Trainspotting. aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these and everyone, including Sex and the City,
Superhunk Gerard Butler stars in Guy Richie’s two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys orchestrate Indiana Jones, Iron Man, High School Musical
new London crime flick, RocknRolla out on an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back and the UK’s very own, Amy Winehouse,
the 5th September. together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond Disaster Movie lampoons blockbusters, pop
that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the culture icons and public figures along the way.
house. Hilarious.
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FILM

British funnyman Russell Brand is expected to

take the lead role in the remake of cult classic The
Rocky Horror Picture Show, according to reports.
However, the show’s creator Richard O’Brien will
not be involved in the remake.

Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell have

donated their fee for completing Heath Ledger’s
final film role to the late star’s daughter. The acting
trio agreed to play versions of Ledger’s character 4Pineapple Express
Tim in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus following
his death in January. Out: 12th September
The guys who brought you Superbad reunite for this action-comedy Pineapple Express. Lazy
Hollywood actress Selma Blair hated having to pile stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver
on the pounds for her latest role in the US version (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express.
of the comedy Australian hit comedy show Kath But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop (Rosie Perez) and
& Kim – because her on-screen wardrobe for Kim the city’s most dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole), he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple
was so tight, her clothes cut into her thighs. Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is
so rare that it can be traced back to him. And it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they
quickly discover that they’re not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia; incredibly, the bad guys
Alec Baldwin is to get caught up in a love triangle really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both.
with Meryl Streep, in a new romantic comedy
movie. Streep is already signed to the project
and Baldwin is in talks to join her in the currently
untitled film, which has been penned by Father of
the Bride writer Nancy Meyers.

George Clooney is planning to invest more

money in pal Brad Pitt’s housing project in New
Orleans, Louisiana after sponsoring the building
of two homes earlier this year. The Fight Club star
launched the Make It Right Foundation to raise
funds for housing in the city after the devastation
caused by 2005’s Hurricane Katrina.

Hollywood actress Kate Winslet felt awkward

filming a sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio for a
forthcoming movie - because her husband Sam
Mendes was directing. The pair, who played
lovers in 1997’s Titanic, are working together on
upcoming film Revolutionary Road, and are again
playing a couple. 5The Duchess
Out: 5th September
The Witches Of Eastwick is to be turned into a TV Long before the concept existed, the Duchess of Devonshire, Georgiana Spencer (Keira
series in the U.S. – more than 20 years after it hit Knightley), was the original “It Girl.” Like her direct ancestor Princess Diana, she was ravishing,
the big screen. glamorous and adored by an entire country. Determined to be a player in the wider affairs of
the world, she proved that she could out-gamble, out-drink and outwit most of the aristocratic
Tom Cruise’s role in forthcoming film Edwin A. men who surrounded her. She helped usher in sweeping changes to England as a leader of the
Salt has reportedly been recast for Angelina Jolie forward-thinking Whig Party. But even as her power and popularity grew, she was haunted by the
because studio bosses fear he has grown too old fact that the only man in England she seemingly could not seduce was her very own husband, the
to play a movie hero. Duke (Ralph Fiennes). And when she tried to find her own way to be true to her heart and loyal to
her duty, the resulting controversies and convoluted liaisons would leave all of London talking.

3The Women
Out: 12th September
After Sex and the City and Mamma Mia
cleaning up at the box office, it’s official,
chick flicks are back. Looking to emulate
their success The Women tells the story of
Mary Haines (Meg Ryan), a clothing designer
who seems to have it all – a beautiful country
home, a rich financier husband, and an
adorable 11-year-old daughter. Her best
friend, Sylvie Fowler (Annette Bening), leads
another enviable life – a happily single editor
of a prominent fashion magazine, a possessor
of a huge closet of designer clothes and a 5Tropic Thunder
revered arbiter of taste and style poised on
New York’s cutting edge. But when Mary’s Out: 19th September
husband enters into an affair with Crystal In the action-comedy Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller plays pampered action
Allen (Eva Mendes), a sultry ‘spritzer girl’ superstar Tugg Speedman, who is cast in the biggest, most expensive
lurking behind the Saks Fifth Avenue perfume war movie ever produced. He sets out to Southeast Asia with a “Who’s
counter, all hell breaks loose. Mary and Who” of celebrity co-stars. They include Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey
Sylvie’s relationship is tested to the breaking Jr.), an intense, three-time Oscar-winning actor; Jeff Portnoy (Jack
point while their tight-knit circle of friends, Black), star of the popular gross-out comedy franchise The Fatties;
including mega-mommy Edie Cohen (Debra multi-platinum hip-hop-star-turned-entrepreneur-turned-actor Alpa
Messing) and author Alex Fisher (Jada Chino (Brandon T. Jackson); and first-timer Kevin Sandusky (Jay
Pinkett-Smith), all start to question their own Baruchel). Soon after the production begins the actors are thrown into
friendships and romantic relationships as well. a real-life situation and are forced to become the fighting unit they’re
The film also stars Candice Bergen and Bette portraying, in order to find a way out of the jungle in one piece. Tom
Midler. Cruise and Matthew McConaughey both have cameo roles.
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DVD

Holding On
A movie about drugs and relationships may not be
to everyone’s taste but writer and star of Holding
Trevor, Brent Gorski’s plunge into these murky waters
has produced a very creditable first attempt. With
characters that are real and a story that has humour and
pathos, Bent caught up with Brent and asked him how
this project all came about.
Holding Trevor is a very intense subject for a movie was it difficult
getting it to the screen?
I think that if I have gone the normal route to get the script produced than I
might have found it very difficult, especially since I was completely unknown
as an actor and a writer at the time. With that in mind, I decided early on
that this would have to be a movie that I made on my own terms. So, I
got the money together and searched for someone to help me produce
the movie. The film’s director, Rosser Goodman, took great interest in the
project and she and I produced it together. It was very much a grass roots
effort with very little money and a whole lot of blood, sweat, and tears.

You wrote and starred in it… was this a creative thing or an ego
trip?
Initially, I began writing the movie as a vehicle for me as an actor. I
figured that if I couldn’t get my foot in anyone’s door then I might as well
pave my own way. Along the road, however, I found that writing was
something I adored just as much as acting. And, while the story itself is not
autobiographical, I did use my life experience as a guide for some of the
relationships in the film. So, I think that there was much more of a personal
want and need for me to be able to play the lead role.

Even though there’s plenty of humour… it’s a pretty upsetting movie

at times… were there occasions when you thought perhaps this
wasn’t the way to portray a gay characters?
I wanted the film to have just as many ups as it does downs. And, I don’t
really believe there should be a difference in how one portrays a gay
character versus a straight character. People are people; that was the only
thing I ever really cared about when it came to writing a gay character. I
wanted to make sure that I was writing multi-dimensional characters that
were true to life instead of ones that perpetuated some idealistic fantasy or
limiting stereotype.

Did you have a hand in the casting… if so, what was the criteria?
The director of the film and I completely cast the movie on our own, partly
because we couldn’t afford a casting director and partly because we had
a really good sense of how we thought the characters might be played.
Obviously, some of the actors who came to audition for the respective roles
really broke the mould and showed us an even more dynamic sense of 5Holding Trevor
who the characters would become. It was the actors who really brought Trevor is in a predicament with his boyfriend
something to the table, and who showed us they were good enough to Darrell, who just won’t kick his drug habit.
handle portraying the roles within a very limited timeframe for shooting, that Handsome doctor Ephram is just his type,
ultimately became part of the cast. And, besides my own role, I had also yet he cannot bring himself to leave Darrell
written for the part of Jake to be played by my best friend, Jay Brannan. behind. Meanwhile, catty friends Andie and
Jake offer their opinions on the situation, yet
Do you have a partner and who would be your ideal bedmate? they too are at a crossroads in their lives.
I am in a very serious relationship and have been for a number of years Relationships are broken, rekindled, and
now. He’s my ideal bedmate, obviously. And, I really don’t think I would recreated whilst Trevor and those around
have been able to make it through the exhaustive process of writing, him come to terms with drastic changes in
producing, and acting in my first feature film without his strength and their lives. Featuring a hilarious turn from
support. actor and musician Jay Brannan (Shortbus)
as Trevor’s acid-tongued best friend, Holding
Trevor is an uplifting yet at times sobering
Is there a role you’d kill to have? morality tale.
At this point, I’m not really sure. When I was younger I always dreamed Out 22nd September - £14.99 -
about someday having an opportunity to play James Dean, but once I saw Peccadillo Pictures
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fantasy film would be amazing, but at the same time I’m worried it might answer this simple question: Who wrote
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46 September 2008
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4Protégé 4QI - The ‘C’ Series

The film tells of a well-intentioned narcotics Host Stephen Fry oversees the likes of
agent, who is deep undercover in the heart of recurring guest Alan Davies, Jo Brand,
Hong Kong’s lucrative heroin trade. However, Bill Bailey and Dara O’Briain in their
as he becomes more embroiled with one quest to find the answers to (or in most
of the key player’s craft and is increasingly cases not) questions on everything from
entrusted with his confidences, he finds crotchets to Christmas. The ‘C’ Series
himself corrupted by the easy money and features all twelve 30-minute episodes
new found power. Unable to separate himself and exclusive DVD extras including
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 Starring an award-winning stellar cast There are only two types of people that
including Forest Whitaker, Andy Garcia, drive down the dusty highway of Pueblo,
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is a powerful, thrilling and moving story of that suddenly changes one evening when
four strangers whose lives become entwined a mysterious trucking accident knocks
by unpredictable twists of fate. As the story out the phone lines and blocks the only
unfolds, a series of hidden connections are way out of town, thus leaving Pueblo
revealed sparking a dramatic and gripping in complete isolation.  When Annie, the
crescendo.  Sheriff arrives at the wreck, she finds a
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Professor Lawrence Wetherhold (Dennis 4Meet the Spartans

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monumentally self-possessed and an parody from the team behind ultimate
intellectual giant – but when it comes to spoofs Scary Movie, Date Movie
solving the conundrums of love and family, and Epic Movie. When the leader of
he’s as downright flummoxed as the next guy. the Persians, Xeres (Kevin Davitian,
When his brother shows up unexpectedly Borat, S.W.A.T.), threatens to invade
for an extended stay at just about the same his kingdom Leonidas (Sean Maguire,
time as he accidentally encounters his former Eastenders, Grange Hill) must round-up
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him to stir from his deep, deep freeze, with homeland. Unfortunately just 13 of his
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health & beauty

Sex & Sweat

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Home
When at a restaurant consider child portions, items without
cream sauces, grilled chicken breast as the entrée, and dressing
on the side for salads to keep you calorie intake near the
appropriate levels.

and Away
When socially drinking, opt for wine. The calorie count is
generally lower per ounce and you will be more likely to drink it
more slowly.
Adding this small amount of control to your food diet intake can
make a big difference with a prolonged vacation or business
travel. This will help with the intake portion of your healthy
Business and vacation travel can be a fun change lifestyle. The next obstacle to overcome has to do with the daily
of pace from the daily bump and grind. The change calorie expenditure your body requires. Your personal trainer and
of scenery can be invigorating and fresh. But, what gym membership may be a great distance away. Routines are
easy when you have those advantages at hand, but follow along
do you do when your daily exercise routine will be and you won’t miss a healthy beat.
interrupted? Do you simply have to deal with your
fitness programme and balanced dietary intake Exercise options while travelling:
taking a backseat or is it possible to be a healthy
traveller? Begin by trying to select a hotel with a fitness facility. Look
closely as recent Worldwide poll indicated “55% of business
Two major obstacles stand in the way of staying fit and being travellers say they’re so disappointed with their hotel’s fitness
a healthy traveller; your meal options and your exercise facility facilities that they skip their workout on the road.”
options.
Gym not required—when the hotel gym is inadequate or non-
When you lose the luxury of putting together your own healthy existent you can still perform push ups, sit ups, lunges, squats,
meals and are forced to utilize restaurants for meals over multiple bridges, etc. to work your entire body with nothing more than
days, sticking to a healthy diet plan becomes a challenge. your body weight.
You will have a simple choice. You may give in and indulge in
whatever food and drink comes your way, or you can plan a Bring your own gym is another option. Travelling kits are
head just a bit and make the best healthy lifestyle choices while available or you can build your own with resistance tubing, a thin
travelling. mat, an inflatable ball, wobble stability disk, or several other light
weight options exist.
Meal options while travelling:
Bring snacks for on the plane or between meals. Almonds, dried Most hotels have a built in stair master. You are encouraged
fruit, meal replacement bars, fresh cut vegetables, etc. all make to utilize those hotel stairs, rather than the elevator, as often as
for excellent snacks that you can easily store in your luggage. possible.

Keep your water intake at capacity. With any combination of the above healthy travel tips you will be
If you have a choice, select a hotel that has a mini kitchen to able to maintain your healthy lifestyle while away. Do not stress or
provide you options outside of the restaurants. worry about your trip. You should enjoy your time away, the new
environment, and even the likely restaurant meals, but with a little
Bring your vitamins & minerals as well as other supplements
planning and creativity you will have no problem being a healthy
along to ensure your body receives the appropriate micro and
traveller and staying fit while on the road.
macro nutrient quantities for correct bodily function.

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STUFF

Return of
Occasionally we like to feature cars in our Stuff section. We could
go for the expensive and glam or the cute and camp but this time
we thought we’d swoon over the latest mid-range coupe from
Volkswagen. The old Scirocco was up there with the sporty elite but

the Scirocco
now it’s back with even more vroom. It’s sleek, it’s hot and it’s a racy
little number that is destined to be a big hit with those who like to be a
bit understated in their taste, but like a bit of a lion under the bonnet.
From £20,940

4HD Ready
 With the standard for video moving
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1080p display technologies of TV’s
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Recorded holiday memories can be
played back in years to come safe
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picture quality is suitable for future high
definition enjoyment. The 3x optical
zoom with user-friendly auto focus 5Wake-up sounds
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a budget. on those dark winter mornings.
£249.99 £100 www.philips.com

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4 Coffee press
The Presso Coffee Maker is a manual, non-electric
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5Rock around
the ‘box
For all lovers of the 45…
(that’s how records used to
be in t’olden days)  there was
no better way to listen to
them than on the old jukebox.
Thankfully, they are retro
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anywhere. If you have a few
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want to have something you’ll
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To check out different
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5Cocktails for… all

We all love a good cocktail, but most of
5 Tight on the
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be enjoyed with your friends in the comfort collectable, fully waterproof
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rum-based varieties, there’s no need for shaver. Its sleek contours and
shakers and stirrers; pour over ice, sit back The amazing new Pyramat PC Sound Chair
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www.outindrinks.co.uk a winner. or watching movies… it’s all built in for that
£90 www.philips.com experience of total involvement.
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Muscles in
After all these years, The Box (formerly la Reine 11; T: +32 (2) 511 23 45;
“Why Not?” - rue des Riche-Claires www.chambresdhotesduvaudeville.
7; www.boxclub.be) is still the main be) – essentially a chic B&B in the
club staple in town. Although scarcely midst of Brussels’ most historic
bigger than a large London bar, it gets boutique-brimming precinct, with large

Brussels
cruisy enough with prowling sorts - oft-Africa-themed main chambers plus
gazing down from the gallery above operatic en suite bathrooms with huge
onto shirtless young Franco-Flemish gilt mirrors and almighty central tubs.
fops posing and pouting for Belgium Other gay-friendly B&Bs include
on rostra beneath! Swallow that Flem! Downtown Brussels (www.
But it is well worth planning your downtownbxl.com), L’Art de la Fugue
entire Brussels weekend around (www.lartdelafugue.com), The White
From mussels with chips to muscles in zips, La Démence (rue Blaes 208; www. Room (www.lewhiteroom.be), Maison
Adrian Gillan enjoys his Euroboys in Brussels. lademence.com) – the country’s Noble (www.maison-noble.eu) and
biggest gay club night that materialises Brussels @ Heart (www.brussels-at-
ad lib - check their website - about heart.be).
Cute young Eurobods and Franco- magically transforms into an ambient if
once a month. It attracts Belgium’s Central gay-friendly hotels
Flemish lads well and truly pout and not overly-raucous café-bar by night.
finest from the surrounding lowlands, include Royal Windsor (www.
sprout in Brussels’ bijou café-bars, There are a whole load of other little
not to mention beauty-boys from royalwindsorbrussels.com - does
not least around the Old Town, with snug gems to taste the true soul of
across Europe – a rare little white-party “Demence” club weekend packages),
its famous pissing-boy fountain, gay Brussels too, like bashful little Blue
Eurotrash. Warwick Barsey (www.warwickbarsey.
the Menneken Pis, and expansive, Night (rue des Pierres 36).
cobbled Grand Place. Paris minus the If you still fancy letting off steam, day com), Stanhope Hotel (www.stanhope.
There’s also a nice clutch of more
bustle, this intimate city has all that or night, Macho sauna (rue du Marché be) and Radisson SAS Royal Hotel
continental cabaret-focused venues
phallic Gallic continental charm, but on au Charbon 106; is the largest, most (www.brussels.radissonsas.com).
like Le Can-Can (rue des Pierres 55)
a very human scale. central and established wet joint. Or
or Chez Maman (rue des Grandes
gents oft “take airs” for fresh outside
Also take in the imposing 18th/19th Carmes 7; for a camp concoction of
fun in the Parc de Bruxelles - amidst Useful websites
Century imperial district - with its Palais nightly “spectacles” or DIY karaoke. For general and gay info on Brussels
sunken shrubs near the pond facing
Royal; Magritte-brimming Palais des And don’t miss a chic clutch vying and the South of Belgium: www.
the Palace!
Beaux Arts; and grand museums in for gay pretensions: saucily-named belgiumtheplaceto.be
the Parc du Cinquantenaire (avoiding L’Homo Erectus (rue des Pierres 57; is Great, gay-frequented places to
eat near the scene include Café du Brussels Gay and Lesbian Film Festival
the dull bureaucratic “EuroZone” en one of the oh-so-busiest, plus “refined”
Vaudeville sprawling out into the (January) - www.fglb.org
route). Plus ascend the 50s-futurist brother L’Homo Erectus Classicus (rue
Atomium structure on the outskirts of du Marché au Charbon 5; or youthful palatial Galeries de la Reine precinct Belgium Gay Pride (May) - www.blgp.be
town, easily reached by tram - always Boys Boudoir (rue du Marché au - perfect spot to preen and be seen;
good for a laugh. Charbon 25;). modern chic Jaloa (Place Sainte Eurostar operates up to 10 daily
Catherine 5; T: +32 (2) 513 92 62; with services from London St Pancras
And the Belgian capital’s sizable gay Behold: yet more variety on the scene
its wall-projected nature movies and International to Brussels with return
scene awaits… - this time for those all hot ‘n bothered,
dishes served on sizzling slate plates; fares from £59. All Eurostar tickets
Traditional pub Le Belgica (rue du beleathered or booted-up with nowhere
cosy Au Petit Boxeur (Rue Borgval 3 ; to Brussels are valid to/from any
Marché au Charbon 32; is the old to go! Manly men head for the all-male
T: +32 (2) 511 40 00); and great-value Belgian station at no extra cost.
boy on the block but still one of the oft-nude likes of Gay Naked Party @
Le Chat Noir (Rue Jules van Praet 8; Tickets are available from www.
most popular to get the night buzzing. Cocoon Club (Chaussée de Louvain 42;
+32 (2) 512 10 77; eurostar.com or 08705 186 186.
Equally atmospheric, sample Tels www.gaynakedparty.be) on Sundays; or
– for the truly hard-core - Duquesnoy (rue One of the most unique places to stay Fastest London-Brussels journey
Quels (rue du Marché au Charbon
Duquesnoy 12; www.duquesnoy.com). is definitely the Chambres d’Hôtes time is 1h51 minutes.
81; a queer cultural centre by day that
des Galeries de la Reine (Galerie de

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 TRAVEL

Your man
on Gran Can
Loved Lanzarote? Tried Tenerife? Adrian Gillan enjoys a surprise touch of queer class
on Gran Canaria, gayest of the Canaries.

A little bit of Spain of the coast of Africa, Gran eastern tip - to shop in designer boutiques; sip in Two other popular cruising areas, more on the
Canaria is a “mini continent” in its own right, gay bars around Parque Santa Catalina; or gorge on fringes of the Dunes – one a short walk from the
boasting cliffs, dunes, mountains, valleys and lush authentic local tapas overlooking the sea and fine Dunes’ north west corner; the other a short walk
forests. Third largest of the Canaries, it also claims beach at tasty La Marinera. Columbus stopped off from their north east corner! Follow the tracks!
quaint villages, historic towns, fine resorts, glorious here en route to reaching the New World, presenting
year-round weather and – famously - hords of his creds at what is now the fascinating Columbus
queers, mainly German and English, constantly Museum. Tenor Alfredo Kraus was born here; and OTHER USEFUL CONTACTS
and habitually flocking and migrating to its sunny Agatha Christie wrote The Mystery of the Blue Train Classic Collection Holidays offer 3 nights from £457
southern shores, notably to Playa del Ingles and whilst here in the 1920s! (7 nights from £779) at the classy Palm Beach,
adjoining, tad classier, Maspalomas. Maspalomas, this Spring. Prices are per person
Day-trip to neighbouring Tenerife: www.fredolsen.es
based on 2 sharing a twin/double room on a bed-&-
Splash out on water sports – notably surfing, breakfast basis and include return flights and private
TO STAY windsurfing and even kite surfing! transfers: www.classic-collection.co.uk or freephone
Palm Beach Hotel (Avenida del Oasis, Maspalomas; 0800 008 7288
T: +34 928 721032; www.seaside-hotels.com) – TO BOOZE ‘N CRUISE Pride Maspalomas runs 5-11 May 2008: www.
The only design hotel on Gran Canaria, or in the There is simply no room to cover all but a fraction gaypridemaspalomas.com
Canaries, this luxuriously revamped 70s retro-chic 5* of the dozens of gay bars, clubs, saunas, shops General info on Gran Canaria: www.grancanaria.com
gem is set amidst palm-shaded pools and gardens, and eateries in Playa del Ingles: mainly in the central General info on Spain: www.spain.info/uk; or request
featuring three excellent restaurants (Gran, Trattoria Yumbo Centre, plus a small smattering in the nearby a brochure via 08459 400 180 (24 hrs)
& Orangerie), regular poolside barbecues, bars and Cita Centre, and elsewhere. Just enter a complex,
terraces; plus gym, sports, spa and naturist sauna Spanish Tourist Office: PO Box 4009, London , W1A
stroll around, and flit from joint to joint - doubtless 6NB; 020 7486 8077; [email protected]
‘n steam zone – all next to the sultry Sand Dunes of bumping into numerous familiar, albeit tad-tanned,
Maspalomas; and conveniently close to the Playa del faces from local scenes back home! Here’s our punt.
Ingles, Yumbo Centre and more common queer vibe.
Bars
Adonis (Yumbo, Floor 1) – Friendly German-owned
TO SEE & DO bar with terrace.
Of course you might wanna just lounge about on a Centre Stage (Yumbo, Floor 2) – Camp music/show bar.
beach or at your hotel, but – for the more discerning
Fiction (Yumbo, Floor 1) – Prominent outdoor terrace,
tourist - there are many other attractions on this well-
with waiters gay-gadding in thongs!
nigh circular, once volcanic isle. Some must-dos:
Mykonos (Yumbo, Floor 4) – Swish yet cruisy upper
Stroll or camel-trek through some of the hectare
dance bar, with labyrinth and terrace.
upon homo hectare of Las Dunas (Saharan sand
dunes) of Maspalomas - a designated national park Chaps (Cita Centre) – Leathery cruise dive in the
on the Atlantic’s edge - segueing into Playa del nearby Cita Centre.
Ingles. Apart from attracting gay males of the human Clubs
species, the dunes are also famously home to many Heaven (Yumbo, Floor 4) – Same owners as the
rare birds, including the ringed plover, Argentinean world-famous London club; with busy darkroom.
parrot and hoopee! So tread carefully! XL Men’s Club (Yumbo, Floor 2) – Cruisy, be-
Take a coach tour, or hire car, through the island’s leathered dance joint.
spectacular Central Highlands, peaking at a giddy
2000m, with rock formations including “King Kong” Steaming & Cruising
and “The Monk”; perhaps taking in the quaint village Sauna Heroes (Yumbo, Floor 4) – Much as you’d
of Tejeda; and noting how the pine trees to the north expect.
“milk the clouds” for moisture. Beach Spot 7, Dunas de Maspalomas – Popular gay
Explore island capital, Las Palmas, on the north- nude beach by the sea, with a handy kiosk!

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GAY
GORMET
GALORE
Edinburgh has more
restaurants per head of
population than any other
city in the UK!
The Kitchin (www.thekitchin.com),
Restaurant Martin Wishart (www.martin-
wishart.co.uk; with its very own cook
school, www.cookschool.co.uk ) and
Number One (www.thebalmoralhotel.
com/dining/) are all Michelin-starred.
Champany Inn (www.champany.com),
near town, is also newly Michelin-star
rated.

Two especially hot tips…

Steam me
The Living Room (113 - 115 George
Greenside Place; T: 0131 556 9331)
Street; T: 0131 226 0880; www.
is the scene’s mainstay cheesy
thelivingroom.co.uk) – Large, modern,
bedrock, sure to press all the right
vibrant bar plus sprawling rear restaurant
buttons, night in, night out. For the
in the city centre. Recently launched its

up Scottie!
more discerning clubber, nearby
Cocktail Masterclasses for Men at which
Luna (formerly Ego, 14 Picardy Place;
participants learn everything they need
T: 0131 478 7434) goes gay with
to know to mix three classic cocktails,
Vibe on Tuesdays; and sprawling
including The Living Room’s own
basement GHQ (4 Picardy Place; T:
authentic signature, the Basil Grande.
0131 550 1780) hits the mark pretty
Only £25 per person. Advanced booking
much any day.
Adrian Gillan takes the high road north of the border for required; subject to availability.
Still restless? We doubt if any of the
a queer cultural and culinary treat in capital, Edinburgh! world’s great cruising grounds can
boast a classier name than the Royal The Stockbridge (54 St Stephen
Terrace Gardens – a long stretch Street; T: 0131 226 6766; www.
SIGHTS SCENE thestockbridgerestaurant.co.uk) - Highly-
From medieval Old Town with Castle, Most of the gay action happens in of landscaped slope, brimming
with lolling men. And few can claim regarded AA-rosetted neighbourhood
Vaults and Royal Mile, to Georgian the Broughton locale around folly- restaurant in the quaint Stockbridge area
New Town with its stucco squares, this filled Calton Hill – up which great the 360-degree panoramic, manly
vantage just behind it, up Calton Hill, just north of centre, now in the Michelin
“Athens of the North” blends historic views abound, and men oft take airs; Guide. Chef proprietor Jason Gallagher
heritage with living culture and even and, at the foot of which, pubs and with stars above and the Scotch
capital’s own twinkling lamps and his team offer locally-sourced
boasts its very own well-nigh “inner-city bars keep pumping tunes and booze “classic French cuisine with a modern
mountain”, Arthur’s Seat. Tours of into the wee small hours. flickering away beneath. Alternatively,
Steamworks (5 Broughton Market, T: twist” in a relaxed yet intimate setting
the amazing Scottish Parliament are The Blue Moon Café (1 Barony within a listed building. Lunch, Weds –
available throughout the day, daily; plus 0131 477 3567, www.steamworks-
Street; T: 0131 556 2788; www. Sun, 12.30pm to 2.30pm; dinner, Tues
check out the vibrant Dynamic Earth sauna.co.uk) is one of several busy
bluemooncafe.co.uk) boasts healthy, – Sun, 7pm - 9.30pm. Great-value set
exhibition nearby! saunas in town, just around the
filling fodder and attitude-free staff menus.
corner from aforementioned Blue
Take a leafy stroll along the banks of serving all a boy could need – plus
Moon caf.
the narrow Water of Leith - stopping off its underground basement bar, Deep
at the picturesque Stockbridge district, Blue. For details of over 600 restaurants
across Scotland as well as information
plus the splendid Royal Botanic New Town Bar (back to original name STAY on food festivals, trails and local Scottish
Garden with its mighty trees, hedges after a stint as Twist, 26B Dublin The Bonham (35 Drumsheugh
and glasshouses - to quaint old Leith flavours: www.eatscotland.com
Street; T: 0131 538 7775; www. Gardens; T: 0131 274 7400; www.
itself, home to the majestically moored newtownbar.co.uk) gets pretty busy, thebonham.co.uk) - Fine boutique
Royal Yacht Britannia. especially since its refit. The Street hotel, situated in the city’s West End, Edinburgh can easily be reached by the
Though Edinburgh used to share (2 Picardy Place; 0131 556 4272) near scene and sights. Runs special regular rail service of National Express
Pride Scotia (www.pride-scotia.org) sprawls out onto just that all summer packages for food lovers whereby East Coast:
on alternate Junes, Glasgow has now long! Stylish Planet Out (6 Baxter’s its acclaimed chef, Michel Bouyer, www.nationalexpresseastcoast.com
“hived off” with its own event, leaving Place; T: 0131 556 5551) is a bit of takes guests to Edinburgh’s farmers
the Scots capital to hold the event by an institution that goes head-to-head market, or even fishing on the River For more on Scotland and its cities,
itself every two years – next scheduled with buzzing-to-the-rafters Habana Tweed, and then helps you prepare a including their gay attractions:
for 27 June 2009. Edinburgh does, (22 Greenside Place; T: 0131 558 subsequent meal.
www.visitscotland.com/citybreaks -
of course, host another fairly well 1270; www.cafehabanaEH1.com) a
or call 0845 22 55 121 to request a
known “Festival” – in reality, a clutch of few doors down.
Visit Scotland brochure or to book
festivals (most notably www.eif.co.uk; Two-levelled club CC Blooms (23 accommodation.
www.edfringe.com) - every summer!

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Queens Court, Homo and Basement Sauna
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bonanza of places to go and things to do… on
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Both Queen’s Court and Homo@Mission are
offering bargain price admission with drinks
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visiting the city, there are even further reductions
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A touch of Velvet for

Manchester
A stylish city centre hotel is to become the latest addition to Manchester’s
Internationally renowned Canal Street later this year. Velvet hotel will occupy
a prime spot above the well-established Velvet Bar & Restaurant, and boast
panoramic views of the Manchester canal.
The £3.5 million luxury, four-star hotel is a first for the Gay Village and is one
of an elite cluster of boutique style hotels in the city.  The plush twenty-
bedroom hotel will occupy 8,000 sq ft of space over four floors. All rooms
will have their own individual style. Balcony rooms will provide impressive
views of the city and Canal Street, while the luxury penthouse suites will
centre on stunning modern décor and one-off pieces creating an abundance
of character and a contemporary feel with an edgy twist.
The hotel’s concept will focus on distinctive and flamboyant pieces of
Rococo furniture and artwork.  Daring designs and bold statements define
each room and create a feeling of sheer indulgence and opulence.
Owner Mark Cain said: ”We don’t want to follow the crowd and our vision is
to create a truly unique hotel that can’t be compared to anything else in the
city, and one that really reflects the heart and soul of the village.”

58 September 2008
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September at
the Viaduct
The Viaduct is still flying high after the huge
success of their Leeds Pride Party and
September is looking to be another major
month. Their reigning pool champion, Joe, will
be defending her trophy every Tuesday night
as the pool competition returns. This year
the winner gets all the entry money, a trophy
and a pool cue in a presentation box. Even if
you get beaten the free food will more than
make the night worthwhile. The popular T-Girls
night on the 5th will see dozens of Yorkshire’s
T-Girls coming out to enjoy themelves and
dance the night away. This is also the official
launch of a new Friday Night - School
Night with Anna Glypta playing loads of the
old-skool classics as well as all your current
favourites. They re-launch the daily menu
and buffet service on 12th September with a
taster party from 8-10pm, there’ll be loads of
free food and a special guest or two and this
is also a great time to book the pubs function
room for your Wedding/Civil Partnership/
Birthday or Christmas Party. On the 19th
September The Viaduct is proud to once
again play host to the Leeds heat of Drag 4 U.
This charity drag pageant raises money for the
Terrence Higgins Trust and is holding heats all
across the region. Entry forms are available
from the pub. The winner of the Leeds heat
goes through to the grand final on the 28th
November. Saturday Night is Camp Attack
Night when Ms Glypta plays three of the
campest, cheesiest gayest anthems back to
back to back throughout the night. As if that
wasn’t enough The Viaduct Showgirls are now
back home again after their Pride tour and
have been working on some fabulous new
numbers. Catch the show most Sundays at
The Viaduct.

60 September 2008
 Face of
Flamingo
Blackpool’s premier venue
continues to draw the crowds
and the Fitlads Party night just
goes from strength to strength
but now here’s an opportunity
for all you hunky spunks in your
kit… how would you like to be
‘the face’ of Flamingo. The club
is looking for 3 fit, toned lads
to become, what they hope will
become the definitive image of
Blackpool clubbing and partying
scene. The images will be used
on all material promoting the
club including web, national and
local gay press, flyers, posters,
banners etc. To enter, send 2
images of yourself (1 face and
one body shot) to Phil and he
will be in touch! The winners get
£500 cash in hand plus loads of
goodies - not bad for a couple
of afternoons in the club getting
Reporting
your pictures taken!!
Phil can be contacted at phil.
[email protected]
homophobic
abuse
Gay and lesbian police staff in Kirklees are to offer
reassurance and support for members of the LGBT
(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) community in a
brand new concept.
On the first Wednesday of every month the New Union
Bar on Union Bank Yard in New Street, Huddersfield will
open its doors between 5pm and 8pm.
The idea follows a survey carried out by the Cohesion
Unit at Calderdale Council at the 2007 Pink Picnic in
Huddersfield.
It was noted in the results of the survey that there was
no facility for members of the LGBT community to
report incidents directly to a gay or lesbian member of
police staff.
Kirklees Inspector Nicola Gibson has been involved in
setting up the drop in points and says: “We will always
take on board people’s concerns and we have listened
to what has been said. We already have hate crime
reporting centre across West Yorkshire but there isn’t
always instant face to face contact with the police. The
hate crime reporting centres are not necessarily staffed
by an officer, but these drop in points enable us to
provide that face to face contact and with a lesbian or
gay member of staff.
Nicola continued: The LGBT community does not
appear in pockets within West Yorkshire, it is spread
across the whole region. We have acknowledged and
recognised this in providing these drop in points within
our neighbourhoods. We will continue to monitor its
success and adapt to the needs of others within the
LGBT community.”
To contact the force: [email protected]
62 September 2008
 Pride 2008 At
Manchester’s
Favourite Gay
Venue
The fencing is down, the main stage stored
away and Manchester Pride has finally come to
a close. Any worries over this years attendance
were soon put to rest as the event exploded onto
Manchester’s Gay Village with the usual drama
and exhibition that characterise Britain’s most
successful Pride event. The team at Cruz had
been toiling away for weeks drilling and sawing,
and sewing sequins, creating the most fabulous of
productions in Her Majesty’s Gay Ship – Cruz 101.

Sold out every night, five days of clubbing

spectacular kicked off on Thursday with
‘Back2Back’ and a P.A. by the Sally Jaxx
performing the dancefloor classic ‘9 To 5’. ‘Big
Gay Friday’ could have been re-named ‘HUGE
Gay Friday’ as Cruz was bursting at the seams
with the hottest guys in the Village who partied
into the early hours with ‘Urban Cookie Collective’.
After a few short hours sleep the team were back
to prepare the flag-ship float for the Manchester
Pride Parade putting together the trademark
PrideBus and trailer! The production continued
with Gaydio’s live broadcast of Michelle Gayle
on Saturday night at Cruz 101’s ‘Drama Queen’
with both floors packed with the fittest of Pride’s
clubbers. ‘Sunday Night Screamers’ did not
disappoint with the legendary Lonnie Gordon jetting
in from America to perform her catalogue of club
anthems. As the crowd screamed for more, things
got hotter as Lonnie gave it to them, pulling the
crowd onto the stage and belting out one final tune.

Hosting the annual Pride Closing Party ‘Disco

Inferno’, the club was sold out and packed with
everyone who didn’t want the party to end as
Manchester Pride came to a close. Filled with a
crowd of Bears, Muscle Men, Indie Boys, Raging
Dykes and Drama Queens, everyone cheered as
‘Rose Royce’s’ Gwen Dickie boogied with her
Disco Anthem ‘Car Wash’. Dj Dino played disco
classics and pop anthems while downstairs,
in Sub, Rob James was causing nose bleeds
with his exclusive Trance Anthems Mix. As
temperatures soared the room was full of half
naked guys who refused to go home partying on
til 7am!

Cruz 101 would like to thank all it’s customers for

a fantastic weekend and hopes to see everyone
for Manchester Pride 2009!

64 September 2008
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The BIG gay

weekend
Manchester Pride has become
something of a big date in the gay
calendar, and with just cause.
This year’s Pride was a riot of fun.
Kicking off with Mr Gay UK on Friday and
continuing all through the bank holiday
weekend. Thousands turned up en masse
to watch Mutya at Essential and Jane
McDonald on the main stage. Chickens
pecked, turkeys gobbled and teddy bears
picnicked in Sackville Gardens. Live music
and al fresco partying was the order of the
day, and because God loves the gays so
much, even the weather held out.

The 2008 Parade winners included

Age Concern (Best Entry), Essential
(Best Commercial Entry), Amnesty
International (Best Community Entry) and
Dame Gracy (Best Walking Entry), who
typified a tumultuous rainbow of floats
and marchers. The sounds of clacking
clappers and whistling whistles were
raucous, but loudest of all were the
cries and chants of men in bellytops and
hotpants.

For everyone too lazy to walk, there was

booze flowing from every pump, keg or
barrel in town, and a greedy queen at the
end lapping it up.

Information and lifestyle tents provided

free pens, condoms and sweets, and
the marketplace provided designer, gay-
oriented and local goods for all. There
was certainly something for everyone, and
proof that Pride has no signs of slowing,
credit crunch or not.

Manchester loves to have fun but it also

doesn’t forget - and once again the Vigil
was a focus point for everyone who
has lost someone. A time to remember,
a time to grieve but that moment of
respect is all too easy to lose when you’re
out partying… thankfully, when you’re
surrounded by other supportive people…
it helps.

Manchester is really proud of its Pride…

and so it should be…

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A New
ORGANIC
Identity
Identity is a new late night bar in Sheffield’s traditional

IS TWO!!!
gay area. The bar has been known by many names
and nights but its latest incarnation is modern and
contemporary.

Has it really been two years already? It must be true that Identity has 1 bar and dance area on the ground floor
time fly’s when you’re having fun because Manchester’s along with disabled access and facilities and you also
favourite place to party until the early hours, Organic, access an outside courtyard and roof terrace with cover
celebrate their second birthday this month! The team at for smokers as summer hasn’t been as kind as it could
organic tell us they have an ‘extra strength’ Organic lined have been. Upstairs, is the main dance area with a brand
up with extended hours and sets from all of their current new sound and lighting system as well as another bar with
residents! the same range of drinks available as downstairs.
Since their move to Spirit on Canal Street the night
has been on fire, with the biggest crowds and the Identity came about after 3 friends were talking about
best atmosphere, so you just know this event is going wanting something different on the Sheffield scene.
to raise the roof off their new home. DJs Nik Denton, Everyone has their own Identity and they wanted to create
Gregg Holden, Babyjane, Ben Hamilton, Ross Homson a venue where there was no attitude and everyone was
and Paul Furley will be dishing out the soundtrack that free to come, as they wished, without being judged and
unquestionably has seen Organic rise to its untouchable able to express their own Identity.
glory! Organic’s second birthday is on Saturday Night/
Sunday Morning of 13th September from 1am until 8am. Nick, the bar manager, and the staff provide a welcoming
More information can be found at and fun atmosphere and the venue has made a welcome
www.myspace.com/cluborganic addition to the Sheffield scene.

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Turn
Back
Time
For centuries Londoners have made pilgrimage
to a pleasure mecca south of the river and the
Autumn season at the Vauxhall Tavern plans
to bring back that… pleasure principle. Every
Thursday night for the next month or so, this
bastion of good taste, fun and cutting edge camp
will embark on a series of events to make other
venues cry into their beer. There’s to be a spit ‘n’
sawdust spectacular
with Nathaniel de Ville, Timberlina, Bearlesque,
Polly Vinyl & DJ Dawn Right Nasty. Later, they
present classical music with a twist. Drag shows
supreme and a whole host of spectacular
segments of spondific entertainment. Check it out!

Thursdays at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372

Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 

£5 or free if you dress up

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Photos © MikeKear.com

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 Derby
Goes
Pink
This year Derby City hosts its very first
pride event called Derby Goes Pink @
The Bass Rec Derby City Centre.
The Day Kicks off with a DGP parade
starting @ The Duke Of York on
Burton Road travelling through the city
centre to Bass Rec
The Main stage features a broad
range of entertainment, Angie Brown,
Hannah Jones, Jason Prince, Girl
Group Vouge,The No Tomorrows,
Kelly Wilde, Pete Martine, Charlene

Autumnal
(Prisilla Queen of the Dessert),Sam
Solace, Hannah Brakenberry, Plus
theatre, acoustic music, and much,
much more Miss Diva Chanel, Sindee

choice
Chaddite and Dame Bella Dona
Plaster are your hostesses for the day.
The event also features a community
village with information stalls, food
stalls and market place. There will also
be a Dance Marquee with a top line The Nightingale has lined up an impressive Autumn list
up of DJ’s The event coincides with of big name appearances and events to warm up those
Derby Feste so the city will be alive forthcoming weekends, beginning on 6th September
with a whole raft of entertainment. with Angel City vocalist Lara McAllen. Lara enjoyed a
The DGP Committee have worked run of hits a few years back including ‘Love Me Right’,
extremely hard to give the LGBT ‘Do You Know’ and ‘Sunrise’ and she’s back promoting
community a day of unity and new material. The X Factor is back on our screens
celebration in what can only be again and to celebrate, one of last year’s most popular
described as long over due. finalists Niki Evans makes a return visit to the club on
13th September to perform her debut single ‘Love Me
No More’. There’s a 90s dance anthem sound clash on
DGP - 27th September
September 20th as Baby D reprise their monster club
The Pink Parade starting at the Duke hits ‘Let Me Be Your Fantasy’ & ‘I Need Your Lovin’ -
of York at 11:30am plus Shanie will be performing the Alex Party club classic
The Main Event kicks off at 12pm in ‘Don’t Give Me Your Life’. Top girl duo Booty Luv will
The Bass Rec until 6pm wrap up September’s schedule on the 27th, performing
From 6pm onwards the party moves all their chart hits including ‘Don’t Mess With My Man’
back to the Duke of York for fun and and ‘Boogie Tonight’, as well as premiering the new
frolics single. Looking ahead to October and 80s shopping
mall superstar Tiffany makes a return visit on the 4th
with the enduring pop hit ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’.
More info: www.derbygoespink.
Former B*witched sisters Ms.Lynch will ‘Blame It On The
com and www.derbyfeste.com.
Weatherman’ all over again on 12th October. Plus now
confirmed, the 90s chart topping dance act Snap! are
onstage at the Nightingale in November performing their
chart toppers ‘Rhythm Is A Dancer’ and ‘The Power’.

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THE SATURDAY
NIGHT OUT!
6 September
LARA McALLEN
from ANGEL CITY, with the club anthems
‘LOVE ME RIGHT’, ‘DO YOU KNOW’ & ‘SUNRISE’.

13 September
NIKI EVANS
The X Factor star releases her debut
single ‘LOVE ME NO MORE’ on 15 Sept.
www.niki-evans.com

20 September
90s SOUNDCLASH
Classic 90s anthems with BABY D
‘LET ME BE YOUR FANTASY’ and SHANIE
with Alex Party’s ‘DON’T GIVE ME YOUR LIFE’.

27 September
BOOTY LUV
The girls are back with new material.
Hits include ‘BOOGIE TONIGHT’, ‘SHINE’,
& ‘DON”T MESS WITH MY MAN’.

4 October
TIFFANY
80s shopping mall pop superstar
‘I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW’ & ‘COULD’VE BEEN’.

COMING SOON: 8 November

SNAP!
Massive 90s chart-topping dance act
‘RHYTHM IS A DANCER’ and ‘THE POWER’.

Advance tickets
available from

The Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham, B5 6RD Tel: 0121 622 1718
www.nightingaleclub.co.uk www.myspace.com/nightingaleclub
Advance tickets also available from www.ticketweb.co.uk
 Cardiff Pride Line
Up Revealed
The list of celebrities include: Brookside hunk Philip
Olivier, the original 1960s Tiller Girls, former Atomic Kitten
Liz Mclarnon and Radio 1 presenter Scott Mills.
The newly formed South Wales Gay Men’s Chorus, will
be joining forces with the Brighton and Hove Gay Men’s
Chorus, BBC Radio Wales’s Chris Needs will be singing
and there will be finalists from TV’s Britain’s Got Talent
including Irresistible and Hoop La La.
One of the UK’s top female impersonators, Wales’s own
Ceri Dupree will make his Cardiff Pride debut and there
will also be appearances by chart artists Sonia; Andy
Scott-Lee; Nicky French; Kelly Wild; Jackie Graham and
gay rapper McEnvy
The local Cardiff drag queens will be adding their own
personal colourful style of entertainment throughout the
day and one of the UK oldest and favourite drag artists,
Maisse Trollette will be co-hosting the stage.
In a addition to the main stage, sponsored by gay travel
company ManTravel International, there will be a cabaret
marquee, which will offer the best in drag, comedians and
singers.
South Wales Fire and Rescue Service sponsors
Combustion, the main dance arena, in association with
Cardiff gay venues, Club X and the Kings Cross and
dance specialists Decandence, Combustion will be
strictly for 18 year olds and over. It will feature local club
DJs including Ant Nichols from Kiss 101
Admission to the park is just £8 (plus 50p booking fee).
Access to the VIP area is an extra £10 (plus booking fee)
and must be purchased with ticket. Children free and
those under 16 must be accompanied by an adult.
Entrance tickets can be obtained from www.ticketlineuk.
com or by calling 029 2023 0130.
Profits from the day will go to local lesbian and gay
charities and other worthy causes in South Wales.

76 September 2008
 Love is in
the air
The sun shone in abundance for Bristol’s very first
‘BristoLove’, an LGBT organised event which had been
pulled together in a matter of weeks by PUSH promoter
Shay Malt. The event brought together most of the Old
Market venues and staged over five areas in and around
Braggs lane with nearby Flamingos Nightclub being used
as a watering hole and thoroughfare.

Whilst PUSH regulars, DJ’s Lee Pattison & Lukas

Hopwood, played in one area, Wonky vs Duchess were
playing in another. Just a wee stone throw away was the
Old Castle Green where many soaked up the sunshine
at the same time as some well needed BBQ in the beer
garden. Many converged around Braggs Lane, itself
playing host to the main stage area hosted by local drag
queen and lush Miss Tray la Trash. It was nice to see
some had made the effort to support the day despite
previous Pride attempts. Many came in fancy dress
and some with children, marking it as an event for all.
Kitty Litter played to a packed audience in Flamingos
Nightclub for ‘Handbag’, drawing a successful event to a
raucous close. Here’s to Bristolove 2009. Well done.

Words and photos: Marc Duncan

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 Thanks
Belfast
With Belfast Pride now out of the way for
another year, Kremlin and Union Street want to
say a big thank you to all their loyal customers
for making this Pride the best the Gay Village
has ever seen.
But the party never stops at Kremlin!
September sees the return of the World’s Most
Famous Gay Club “Heaven” on tour. DJ’s Nick
Tcherniak and the infamous Dusty O join forces
with a band of hot dancers and drag queens
to bring the biggest and best of London’s gay
clubbing to Belfast on the 6th.
Just before that is one of the most popular
theme nights of the year “Back To School”
when the school ties and gymslips are dusted
down for another year.
Top Manchester club Poptastic’s monthly
residency is on 12th with two rooms of sound
back to back bringing the best in Indie in the
long bar and the main clubroom devoted to
Pop and Camp Classics.
The 26th of the month brings the annual Drag
Ball, when amateur drag queens from all over
Ireland and further afield battle (sometimes
literally) for the Queen of Drag crown and
automatic entry to the Alternative Miss Ireland
Contest.
International Chart Sensation “September” will
be performing one of the top tunes of 2008
“Cry For You” amongst a string of their hits on
4th October.
A fantastic lineup indeed as September sees
Kremlin launch into the winter schedule with an
explosion of top nights out.
www.kremlin-belfast.com/

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Steaming in Belfast
The Pipeworks, on Union Street, sits right at Next stop the Jacuzzi which was clean and
the heart of Belfast’s Gay Village. Flanked by fresh and I have to say “very busy”! There was
the Union Street Bar on one side and Kremlin then a dry sauna and steam room both of
nightclub on the other it’s in a perfect position which were roomy and very clean.
for some after hours action. Things got a little sleazier on the second floor
Entry is by buzzer and the complex is situated with plasma screens showing porn and twelve
on the second floor. Admission is £12 but private well – equipped cubicles on one side
there are numerous concessions and special of the hall and a large maze on the other. A
promotions on during the week. second very comfortable lounge with open fire
Upon leaving the changing area first stop is and free internet pods join the two areas.
the coffee lounge, which is well stocked with It was a very mixed crowd, age wise and the
snacks and light meals. The staff that were atmosphere was friendly and welcoming.
on duty during on our visit were pleasant and It was a weekend night and very busy.
made us feel welcome. Screens were showing Apparently it is also busy on midweek
recent DVD’s and the days papers were afternoons… so, the Pipeworks is well worth a
available. visit if you’re in Belfast.
Call: 028 9023 3441

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 B e a uty
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simon & beyonc

Find more out about Simon or

and the
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Simon says …
Dear Simon
I have completely fallen in love with my best friend. He doesn’t seem to feel
the same way but I have to admit I just can’t talk to him about it, I mean how
embarrassing could that conversation be? I don’t want to ruin the relationship

GAY SHAME
but he does keep asking if there is something wrong with me as I have
started to see less of him and have gone quieter. I certainly don’t go drinking
with him anymore as I might blurt something out. It’s driving us apart and me
crazy, I mean he might feel the same way?
Mark, Stockport
Pride season is pretty much over and all posters, paid for the ads and sent out
Dear Mark, I’ve got to show for it is a killer hangover armies of boys to flyer and promote.
This is much more common than people believe, especially with friends of and a huge dent in my personal finances. Doors open at 8pm and close sometime
the same sex, sometimes those lines can become blurred and of course we Now all the messy, political stuff is out of around June. Bring your wallet, your best
all watch TV - things like Friends - where it all seems to be just peachy and the way, it’s back to partying the carefree, outfit, a change of pants and seventeen
works out… even when it doesn’t. Sometimes it can end in disaster and shameful way. You know, the way those or more friends. Condoms will be
you could ruin a wonderful friendship. I actually would broach it as you are in people in the adverts do. ‘You wouldn’t provided in the industrial-sized bins in
danger of ruining it all anyway. Maybe your idea of having a few drinks isn’t start your night looking like this, so why every room. Get your money ready at the
such a bad one, and also if he’s a true friend it won’t matter. end it this way?’ Well, um, actually, why door, drop your pants and prepare to get
not? And if I’ve not got in from my night screwed. Only the sexiest need bother
Dear Simon out yet, why not haul myself over for coming.
I am hoping you can help, you see my man and I have been together for 3 brunch at Harvey Nick’s in whatever I was Freshers’ week is the most important
years and while we’ve never loved each other more… we’ve both recently wearing last night? I wear the stains like time of year for any gay scene. It brings in
become aware that our sex life has become a little stale. So we’ve tried all badges of honour. Sometimes the stains the new faces, without which the bored
sorts; nipple clamps, different flavoured lubes, the works. One thing that help me identify exactly what I have been scene queens would erupt into civil war.
drives him insane with excitement however is ice play; there is no part of up to. Sick means booze. Blood means Fresh meat is good, because there are
his body and nothing too cold to try. The trouble is he wants to indulge me S&M. Leaves mean bushes. barely enough gay men to keep any
in return, yet I am getting what I can only describe as the worst ice cream Going out, especially at Pride, is only scene alive without newbies arriving to
headaches… in my balls, and I am wondering if this could do some serious measured a success by the amount of spice things up again. How many times
damage. shame the next day. can we visit the same five or ten venues,
Neil, London But now Pride season is over and I can week in, week out, without going mad?
relax. This year I also plan to travel even
Dear Neil
Or at least, I could if it wasn’t freshers’ more. How else can I top the last year’s
I am glad you have sent me this as you hear a lot about ‘wax play’ but shagging record?
week at the end of the month. But that
less about ‘ice play’. I don’t think that the odd ice cube on your tackle will
offers new opportunities. Fresh meat. If you see me around, buy me a drink.

Beyoncé
cause lasting damage, but if your finding this so unenjoyable then it might
Hot young boys, drunk, naïve and eager But be nice. I might just put you in my
do damage to your mental state and your relationship. I know I’m repeating
to have fun. I might not even leave the column.
myself… but talk to him, just say that while you have no issues with his
house till midnight, then I can just skim
enjoyment of it, it’s not really your sort of thing. If he still wants to indulge you
the totty from the streets in a continuous
with ice try massages and things that aren’t in such a personal area, people
stream until the end of the night.
pay good money for that and it actually improves circulation.
In order to be a good fresher, of course,
Dear Simon, you have to be game for anything. It’s
I have recently split from my wife and am now a fully out and proud gay man. part of the bonding rituals. Part of uni xxx
I am hoping that I can meet guys out there who won’t have a problem with life. And in order to be a good gayer, you
this but also won’t have a problem with the fact that I have a child. The child have to know how to pick them up. The
lives with my ex-wife predominantly however, I do have him some weekends more hardcore among us will be camped
and want to meet someone who is cool with that. Where can I go? outside the nightclubs like particularly
ardent festival fans waiting for the gates
Dale, Northampton
to open. Then, as soon as the first fresher
Dear Dale, crosses the threshold, they’ll snap into
I don’t think there is anywhere specific that you can go other than just out action, slapping fake tan across their
and about to meet new people. I do know that there are networks and limbs, powdering their noses and tangling
websites that offer you support such as GDUK which you can find here their hair in greasy knots. They’ll dash
http://members.gaydads.co.uk as for where can you meet men? Just go inside, tongues waggling, and fall over
out on the scene or some websites, meet some new men and see what themselves (and each other) to deliver
happens. If it puts them off… well that’s there loss, I am sure there are a lot of cheesy chat-up lines and offer to buy (no
decent men out there that won’t be fazed by this. doubt rohypnol-laced) drinks.
This year I’ve had a better plan: host
freshers’ week at mine. I’ve put up the

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Philip has just started to write detailed monthly

travel horoscopes in addition to his existing
content of weekly love & gay horoscopes, daily
horoscopes and weekly & monthly in depth
scripts for phone lines.

Aries (Mar21/Apr20)
Whether employed, self-employed or looking for
surround you. Without realising it, you may even
have played a part in this. By making a mystery out
of the most trivial event or conversation, this has
now blown out of all proportion. What you need to
work, there could be an offer or opportunity you will
do now is be open and straightforward in all your
want to give more thought to. This may have come
dealings. Especially with a love partner. That way
from out of the blue. Even if it means making a few
he and others will follow your lead and life will be far
changes in your life, it could be worth trying for

Virgo (Aug24/Sept23)
less complicated!
something new while the chance is there. If you’re

Scorpio (Oct24/Jan20)
Illustrations: Oliver Weiss/oweiss.com

single, you could meet some wonderful romantic

opportunities through being adventurous. If you’re
It’s important now to be assertive and attached, you will be having a few good laughs with In partnerships of any kind, this isn’t the time to
not let others see you dither. You need your lover. indulge in any kind of test of wills. No matter what
to show a determined and positive face
to the world. This means if you do feel Taurus (Apr21/May21)
Trends support your desire to get to the root
might lie at the heart of such a contest, for the
moment, agree to disagree. Be willing too, to give
way on issues that, if you’re honest, really aren’t
uncertain or anxious, hide this and deal of an issue that has been holding back some
worth arguing about. Someone close might be
making plans for the future and there’s something
with your worries later, in private. Within private plans. If you’re single but about to be wed,
secretive about these. Single? Romance could
you might wonder why your partner’s taking so
your professional life, do your utmost to long in fixing the date. You’ve always taken your
come unexpectedly into your life.
let others see you are fully in command.
Where you can drop your guard is when
relationships seriously and if you feel someone’s
playing with your feelings, it’s time to find out why.
It’s a great time to put your creative imagination into
Sagittarius (Nov23/Dec21)
Pay attention to the words and mood of your
you are with a close friend or lover who your work. partner now. Does it seem as if he’s wound up
knows you well.

Celebrity LEO
Gemini (May22/June21)
You’re entering a determined phase in that
about something? If so, persuade him to tell you
what it is. He might find it hard to put his feelings
into words. Gently coax such thoughts out into
the open. Be sure you follow through on your
24/8 Chad Michael Murray whatever you decide to do, you won’t let anyone
commitments. If you don’t, there’s every chance
stop you. You have a creative goal in mind now
25/8 Sean Connery someone is going to feel as if you’ve let them
and despite it having fun connotations you will
26/8 Macaulay Culkin down. Be wary of a person who is known for his
be working flat out to bring it about. You’ve been
27/8 Mother Teresa duplicity.
patient and hopeful about a romance and there
28/9 Shania Twain
29/8 Michael Jackson
30/8 Cameron Diaz
is every chance the guy you fancy feels the same
way about you. You have luck on your side and
whatever your hopes and wishes, many are likely to
Capricorn (Dec22/Jan20)
Longstanding relationships go from strength to
come true. strength. A new love affair will be of the lasting
31/8 Richard Gere
1/9 Gloria Estefan
2/9 Keanu Reeves Cancer (Jun22/Jul23)
Cooperation is the key theme as September
variety. Your mood is light and bright and if you’re
creatively inclined, you feel inspired now. Travel, no
matter how far, will appeal. In fact, you’re likely to
3/9 Charlie Sheen have a better time than you expect when you’re
4/9 Beyoncé begins. You’re in a helpful mood and despite the
anywhere or with anyone who keeps your mind
fact you have your private interests, you will also
5/9 Freddy Mercury actively stimulated. This will all make for a delightful
be willing to join in a team effort. People appreciate
6/9 Greg Rusedski start to September.
your input and your support and the way you
7/9 Gloria Gaynor
8/9 Pink
9/9 Hugh Grant
always make yourself useful. If you’re single,
you could find yourself unconsciously gravitating
towards those who might help you achieve your
Aquarius (Jan21/Feb19)
You have the energy to spare to join a partner
business or financial goals. or friend in a trip or some spur-of-the-moment
10/9 Ryan Phillippe

Leo (Jul24/Aug23)
  pleasure plans. It doesn’t matter in the least if this
11/9 Moby
is a demanding time on the social front. All forms
12/9 Prince Harry
of communication will bring you luck now and you
13/9 Roald Dahl You should be seeing results where your personal
will enjoy discussions, meetings and negotiations. If
14/9 Sam Neill ambitions are concerned. An offer is likely and this
you’re entertaining at home, what begins as a small
may have something to do with a job you’ve always
15/9 Agatha Christie, informal gathering could turn into quite a vivacious
wanted to do. Love opportunities will happen within
16/9 Davina McCall and lively occasion!
your working environment or as you go about your
17/9 Baz Luhrmann
18/9 Greta Garbo
19/9 Jarvis Cocker
business. You will be attracted to people of high
status and power, and they to you! If you’re already
half of a duo, bonds of affection will be growing
Pisces (Fed20/Mar20)
It will be an inner need to improve your security that
stronger and it’s a good time for making joint plans makes itself felt now. This will influence your views
20/9 Sophia Loren
for the future. about money, especially shared finances. It’s also likely
21/9 Bill Murray

Libra (Sept24/Oct23)
to tip over and somehow involve partnerships and close
22/9 Billie Piper relationships. If you feel a joint budget needs a revamp,
23/9 Julio Iglesias this is the time to deal with it. A lot can be achieved
It might be a good idea to take a step back to through adopting a tactful and persuasive approach.
view the somewhat secretive mood that seems to There’s a hint of exciting developments in romance as
the month moves on.

Is that special relationship around the corner?

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VISCONTI TRIPLE

The teenage triplets are: Joey,

Jason and Jimmy and stand a
domineering 6’ 1” tall, with rippled
muscular torsos and an almighty
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anyone throbbing hard at the sight
of just one of them, let alone three
all standing together.
Joey is the eldest and has
the more passive personality
in comparison to his younger
siblings.  His interests include
Pilates and dance which certainly
help maintain the figure we’re all
aching to see.  Also being the
most sexually inexperienced, this
is a hard thing to see when he’s in
action alongside his brothers.
Caught in the middle, Jason isn’t
the type of guy to be sidelined,
the loudest of the three; he’s a
real gym addict who loves the
feeling of pumping iron, flexing
his awesome muscles to the envy
and delight of those around him. 
Confident and with good reason,
he’s loves riding his motorbike

Hungary for the

and is training to be a certified
mechanic.  Jason certainly enjoys
his wild sex life and has no
problem getting what he wants:
“I’ve always been open about my
sexuality and I like the sex, but it’s

Visconti Triplets
never hard for me to get laid.  It
just comes to me.”  Now that’s
something we can all aspire to!!
Jimmy is the youngest and
  perhaps the most innocent.  A
fan of extreme sports, he’s always
Without a doubt, Hungary’s hottest export, the Visconti triplets are the first seen on his skateboard or sliding
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