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Jokes: - : Doctor Patient Doctor: Patient

A doctor asks his patient if following his advice to sleep with the window open helped cure his asthma. The patient replies that while his asthma did not disappear, his watch and laptop were stolen. In a separate incident, a boy is crying on the stairs. When asked what's wrong, he explains that his father hit his finger with a hammer. When asked why he is crying, the boy replies that it is because he laughed first.

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Jokes: - : Doctor Patient Doctor: Patient

A doctor asks his patient if following his advice to sleep with the window open helped cure his asthma. The patient replies that while his asthma did not disappear, his watch and laptop were stolen. In a separate incident, a boy is crying on the stairs. When asked what's wrong, he explains that his father hit his finger with a hammer. When asked why he is crying, the boy replies that it is because he laughed first.

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Jokes : -Doctor Patient

: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open ? : Yes So your Asthma disappeared

Doctor :
completely ?

Patient :

No !ut my watch "#

$p%D

and &aptop Have

A nei'h!our (inds a youn' !oy sittin' on the stairs cryin') *+hat,s the matter Honey ?- She asks him

*$t,s my (ather - the !oy so!s *He hit his (in'er with a hammer-

*"hen why are you cryin'?*.ecause it was me who lau'hed (irst //-

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