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My Sassy Girl Internet posts by Kim Ho-Sik as translatedby bumfromkorea Chapter 1 I was drinking and hanging out with

my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. Butthat day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I shouldstop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and inShindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon.So while I'm waitin g, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted.She wasn't exac tly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those gir ls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about24.. or 25...Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused , andsometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]"If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train.She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't kn ow each other, we wereon the opposite doors.As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal personleans against their backs, she was l eaning against her stomach, and was wavingback and forth precariously.Her drunke n behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chairrigh t next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading thenewspaper w ith an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was goingback and for th!No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too. . Butsuddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then,[sound o f throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... Whi le this was going on, Iwas the only one watching.But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turnedaround to look at her... then at the m an... and everyone started to roll on the floorlaughing. On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle nole ss... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stoma ch...the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if h e didn't understand what had happened,then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruckhe couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But. .. the real fiasco started from there.After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell downshe said.."Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie. .. [throws up]"When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me."Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?"I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a viciouslook .^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing)@.@ (a girl standing by the next door)-.& (a man who just woke up)O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... s unglasses at this hour?)^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (Thi s is me...)Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'whatthe hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me..."What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!"'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... an d slowly, approached

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