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Don't Tell Me You're Sorry Cashew Nut.

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Don't Tell Me You're Sorry Cashew Nut.

This document appears to be a collection of random phrases used in word association games or jokes. There are over 60 entries consisting of brief exchanges using people's names, song lyrics, brand names, and other terms to create nonsensical humor through wordplay and unexpected associations between the items.

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whos there? AGATHA AGATHA who? AGATHA feeling!

That tonights gonna be a good night

whos there? RIVERBOAT RIVERBOAT who? RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.

whos there? SAFARI SAFARI who? got my hands up, theyre playing my song and now im gonna be ok. yeah! its SAFARI in the usa. Whos there? Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who? Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight Imma fight til we see the sunlight!

Knock, knock. Whos there? Paniki. Paniki who? Oh Mickey youre so fine, Youre so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!

Cashew Nut. Dont tell me youre sorry Cashew Nut. ~ Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. Come back to me.Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito. 4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now youre in New York! New York! 5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~ 6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! 7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. 8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you. 9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart its yooou forever. 10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care. 11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
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Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby im yours. Kaamuning get me. 13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay cant help, fallin in love with you. 14. Terminal.Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. 15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly.. 16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you). 17. Pikachu. No, I dont wanna go to bed (pikachu). 18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand. 19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. 20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba.. 21. Para, Mamang Taxi.Im your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi. 22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight. 23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano?Nothings gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano? 24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila. 25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu Hallelujah. 26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong.Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong. 27. Kabag Again. Now im speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again. 28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong? 29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine. 30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro always be my baby - mariah) 31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko. 32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. 33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love. 34. Pacquiao. But its over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo. 35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up! 36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam! 37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone. 38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends. 39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it! 40. Pekpek. You are~ pekpek. you are~ pekpek.
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Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~ 42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you id rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~ 43. China. Chinaaa~ ikay muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo. 44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye. 45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Cant stop driving I dont know why~ 46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sayo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~ 47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit.. 48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling magiisa. 49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time. 50. Little Manuel. Im not crazy, Im just a little manuel. I know, right know you cant tell. 51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever. 52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight! 53. Im a friend. Im a friend to fly. and I dont know why? 54. Korina - Mar Roxas.Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas. 55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex) 56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test. 57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he cat read my poker face (cheesy-palamansa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face. 58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo. 59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura? 60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!) 61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep. 62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!
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