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“Or we could move farther from the volcano.”
James Bogar, Missoula, Mont.
“Try not to lose it. It’s the only one.”
Chris Norborg, Chicago, Ill.
“Of course, it would be a lot lighter if it wasn't made of stone.”
Mark Levy, Brookline, Mass.
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