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Reviews
Creepypasta (2023)
Don't waste your time
Utterly terrible. There is nothing "creepy" in any of these stories on this anthology. Having sat through it all - so disapointed. I expected something actually spooky - but 3/4s of the stories used were not made to be put into any other media than the written word. Sometimes they juust dont translate - so we get this horribly done artistic interpetations to suffer through.
There are plenty of better low-budget horror flicks out there. Don't let this one suck your free time away like I allowed it to.
This movie wants to be V/H/S and ends up being more like a college project. Woof. Just stay away.
The Deep House (2021)
Annoying characters - annoying dialogue
Ben? BEN! Ben.
While the female lead was a sympathetic character at times, the male lead was unlikeable and annoying. Not worth the time you'll waste on it.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
It's just...not...good.
I was expecting way more from this movie. Losing the found footage style was disapointing, and I have no issues with it being a stand alone movie apart from the main PA timeline. But dont call it a PA movie. There really wasnt much paranormal activity. Just weird Amish stuff. It wasnt scary or spooky. Overall..really disapointed.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Not a terrible movie but...
You could see what was happening a mile away. Follows a ton of familiar zombie movie tropes, and there was maybe one surprise in the entire movie. Also; Tig Notaro is a HORRIBLE actress. I get that she was brought in after Chris D'elia was taken out, and she was most likely thrown in due to her "'me too" standing, but god shes atrocious and wooden.
House of the Witch (2017)
Unlikeable characters add to a blah movie
Found this on Netflix and gave it a try....the characters are paper thin, and honestly unlikeable. I was hoping for the Witch to kill as many as possible through the movie. Ruined my enjoyment